You ran out of milk.

All the cows in the world have been abducted.

The Spice must flow.

Pencils were once common writing tools

Now they thirst for blood.

The planet has been kidnapped by uptight gods.
Are you bad enough dudes to navigate the Celestial Bureaucracy?

There are no children.

Only gnomes.

>>4597609
I need to play planet's edge again.

There's this scarlet mist going around.

And the shrine just collapsed.

You have to unite the spirits of the burning deserts.

Because your waifu's insane mentor is about to come back as a divine savior

HARD MODE: Original content.

You are fed up with your life, so you escape it.

You go to a place where the wild things are.

The Internet is God and toys are alive.

The garden gnomes were watching all along...

You startoff in a trailer. You need milk.

Turns out the catholic church actually worships the mayan pantheon, and every living cathlic is okay with this.
Jesus wants some hearts, plz.

people no longer die, the PCs have just found the weapons of fate that will return mortality.

ancient jungle ruins have great loot.

the monkey god hungers.

You a Shepperd and you must find your flock they are missing.

Though you will walk through the shadow of the valley of death you will fear no evil.

The ability to read minds has suddenly begun appearing throughout the world. It is the dawn of a new age, but where will it lead us...?

>>4597706
thanks for the facebook status

You are a sergal, you are friends with a little girl.

Protect and guide the girl home? or mock about?

The DM wants your party dead.
Too bad he doesn't know that you are a lichloving necromancer who brings things back in a unique way.

>>4597769
You are a rabbit girl that does not know where she is.
Find a cat and escape to the surface.

These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is a holocaust!

Turns out every atheist is actually part of a militant gay rights organization working to make homosexuality not just legal, but mandatory.

They're almost finished creating the "gay-bomb."

The last transmitter on earth is about to fail.

Without it how will the colonies know what was done?

You are a band of modern day pirates. Your latest catch is a ship that was covertly carrying a functioning nuclear bomb.

>>4597901
What happened? I MUST KNOW.

You wake up on a ship hurtling through space:

What do a Tim the Enchanter, Superman, Colonel Shepard and Conan have in common?


Space was the final frontier
Until Cthulhu came


Today the bees organized
Tomorrow the world ends.


A shape beckons and pleads for help.
Behind it lies power immemorial.


The maiden has been kidnapped, the one who was to marry your godson -- are you as bad enough dude to rescue his bride to be?

>>4597870
Turns out every Atheist is actually part of an older religion whose deity has spoken to them (thus giving them their faith-denying mindset in regards to larger world religions, usually during their teenage years where they are most susceptible) and their disbelief will cause a new power to rise.

They'll never see Necoho coming.

Ninjas have stolen all of the pepper
kill the weaboo shitfaggots.


Lost sounds like a good plot for a game
where did this orange icosohedron come from?
(everything is done in random encounters)

They say that physics is the study of the laws of the universe
what if the laws of the universe study you?

Evil Gods go to dis to be formed.
What pit of hell is womb to Demon Gods?

The Pact Primeval will be overwritten, it is fate
but by who?

Society ended, you are the children of invention
What happens when wall-e has forgotten his purpose?

Priests of Quetzalcoatl attempt to educate their idiotic countrymen. Then the Spanish land.

Nuclear bombs fall
Almost everybody dies

An asteroid field, but comprised of dormant demons, wakes up when the demons crash into Earth. The Catholic church reveals it has been hoarding weapons for centuries against demonic invasion, but the Vatican's a smoldering crater--can you get armed with holy weapons and lead a counterassault before Earth is violated and eaten?

You are all awoken in a facility.
The only commonality: the same midwife.

You are all invited to a party.
The part of The Marquis De Sade, attendance is not optional.

Ever wonder what a baby bloodthirster is like?
Now is your time to learn in marienburg.

Zombie survival horror has begun.
In Dnd.

What if all of the gods were revelaed to be a hoax. IMplanted the the Tuscora Quori.

You and the people next to you are pulled into a random new dimension by forces unknown. This happens again and again, often at the worst possible moments.

Elves cause a magical apocalypse and fuck the planet up. Post-apocalyptic survival in a world that, thanks to the mana released from the apocalyptic event mutating the plants, animals, and fucking up the laws of physics itself, is very unpredictable and very deadly.

The Tyrannosaur caught up to you and a snap of its jaws sent you flipping into the air. Instead of landing in its maw, you land on its back, and it begins to run.

>>4598309 Better

Ride a zombie t-rex. Save the world.

A vile weather wizard has summoned a hurricane so powerful it will destroy an entire continent, and panic breaks out. The player is trapped on an island and must decide weather to risk his/her life battling lawlessness to save others or try and find a way off the island before the storm hits on one of the few boats avaliable

Your ragtag band of dinosaurs must strike back against time-travelling big game hunters.

You are five teenagers with attitude. Go save the world from Rita Repulsa with newly given powers and spandex.

The 'famous' London Fog is now sentient...and the mind it follows is Jack the Ripper.

You wake up with a map tattooed on your left arm and a date on your right.

You just wished yourself out of existence. Guess where you are now?

Arcane means cause global warming mass extinction of warm-blooded humanoids. - Saurians, SKINKS SKINKS SKINKS SKINKS, and underwater leviathans rule the earth while the other humanoid races are forced underground.

All the continents are rammed together into a new Pangea by arcane means. Now starving Africans are swarming the breadbaskets of the world, and the world's nations are on the brink of war.

Moot contacts you and tells you that he's just made you the mod of /tg/.

You get out of your car and have to walk through L.A. on the hottest day of the year.

You wake up. You are the last man / woman in the entire world.

One I just came up with:

Super villain is creating disasters all over the world without leaving an obvious trail back to himself. He then gives aid to those regions in "Live Aid" style series of concerts, the music brainwashes the listeners into worshiping him.

Imagine if Bono or Geldof used their music to make you want them to be emperor of the world.

You wake up surrounded by Crusaders with horse-pulled Abram tanks, plasmaguns and gasmasks on their plate armour.

What the fuck is going on?

Pepperland under attack.
Reach surface and get help via Yellow Submarine.

>>4601357

You get call from yourself.
Who is phone.

>>4601328
Right through the worst part of town, and in your nicest suit too.

You find yourself on a boat on a river.
With Tangerine Trees and Marmalade Skies.

Cheese is sentient.

It demands to be eaten.

President is kidnapped by pirates.
Can you Yarr Harr Fiddly Dee?

Aliens come down and kill most of human race.
They crown you their King.

>>4601384
This actually has a lot of potential.

You have no memory of the past 3 days, but you just woke up and found 4 large kegs of gunpowder, 50 brightly colored umbrellas, a 30 gallon tank full of piranha, an electric guitar, 600 feet of christmas lights, and a 4 foot pyramid of cheese in your living room.

Einstein goes back in time to kill Hitler.
Russia invades all of Europe.

>>4601538

Russians go back in time and kill Einstein before he kills Hitler.

Suddenly angry Japs with gundams and psychic schoolgirls.

Rockets explode in the silos.
Defcon is going to one.

You and a beautiful woman wake up beside each other one morning with matching wedding-bands and no memory of the previous week.

Oh, and by the way... she's a giant, you're not, and the local King wants you both tried for public acts of obscenity.

(I can keep this up all night)

New World Order puts selected portions of the population in underground cities before Nuclear Holocaust.

You want to get out.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Thousands of cartridges buried in the desert.
They come alive.

>>4601623
>>4597972
>>4601558
SO IT'S LIKE FALLOUT 3 RIGHT?
Eh. Still good campaign ideas.
Mine:
The gods all decided to play hooky for a day and, for some reason, got stuck so they have no influence on the world.
Stop reality from falling apart long enough for the gods to reappear.

>>4601623
(Then do so)

You (and possibly your friends) just got framed for a child prostitution ring and sent to maximum security prison. Before you can prove your innocence or get your revenge, you'll have to get out--and before that, you'll have to survive a prison that wants you dead.

You are one of the many bastard offspring of a great god.

Your Father has died, but who is worthy to be his heir?

Jews prepare a sacrifice of firstborn pagan children to their vile god of darkness Yahweh to usher in the Apocalypse.

>>4601558
>>4601735
Actually, Good Sir...
That is a reference that combines C&C: Red Alert II and the movie Wargames.

One day, you find a quarter on the ground that has a platypus instead of a president. The next morning you go to your favorite donut joint, only to be viciously attacked by a slavering man wielding a butcher's knife.

One day it starts to rain food.
You must escape to a new land using these newfound resources.

Robot Zombie Hitler has risen from the grave, along with millions of robot zombie Nazis.

Are you a bad enough party to stop the Fourth Reich?

From Burnt Out Cities,
Man grew Wings.

>>4601538

I see what you did there.
There always watching what your doing there.

You awake in a ever expanding dungeon filled with mutants, machines and silicon based life forms.

You must find net terminal genes of a original human, and escape the dungeon to end the eternal madness.

>>4601861
Why would you WANT to escape? Not to mention that you'd lose your newfound resources by leaving.

>>4601760
I will be using this at some point in the future.

You and your two young friends are exploring a field, when you find a cave that leads to an alternate universe.
It is filled with Drug Lords and Smooth Criminals.

The Doctor, The Lawyer, The Artist, and The Thief find themselves at the Gallows. Accused of conspiracy against the order.

Life used to be magical.

Then they took you away; it isn't anymore.

They've imprisoned you, taken your ship, your future, your father, and the love of your life.

You've just found a mass of wealth. Roaring rampage of revenge?

After five years of desperate preparations, the Aggressors have arrived and the siege of earth has begun. Your fighter squadron is to launch immediately.

They killed your father.

Now they must prepare to die.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

Half of the universe worships Mork, god of Dakka.

The other half worship Gork, god of choppy.

You awoke from a coma to find out your husband is dead, and your child is dead, and your father and his men are responsible.

Seek Vengeance, then start over a new life.

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war.
Are you a bad enough dude to save the Imperium?

You find an antiquated computer on your doorstep one morning, it is from the year 1984. Smile.dog.

While on a trip to Japan, you meet a schoolgirl who can control the universe without even knowing it.

You anger her.

The illuminati is brainwashing people to exterminate all magic users from the world.

A demon is behind all this.

HOLY FUCK IT'S A DRAGON.
YOU BETTER GO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

The car in front of you gets sliced in half by an invisible string. When you look at the hole in space from the side, you can just barely make out a tall blade of blood red grass.

A group of Twilight vampires get stranded in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

You can't fail.
You're on a mission from God.

War. War never changes.

>>4601966
>>4601985
JAWSOME.

Speaking off: Bulletproof, Acidproof, Steelskinned Great Whites. In every river, lake, sea, and ocean.

>>4602030
HELLS YEAH RON PERLMAN

>>4602030

War has changed.

While walking down a busy street in Boston, you see a shimmering light in the middle of the road. Suddenly half a tractor-trailer suddenly appears where the shimmering light was, and its gone.

>>4602020 better
A group of Twilight vampires get stuck in the Blade universe.

Dorf Fortress: The Role-Playing Game.

>>4602047
A guy called Jones is behind these incidents.

You are on an important mission to kick ass and chew gum.
But you run out of gum.

>>4602048
Actually, I made a game sort of like that for my brother and his friends. They wouldn't let me play a Twilight vampire, but we came to a comprimise where I would make a game where they could fight with them. It was the first time I ran a game, and I think everyone liked it, even if they roll their eyes a lot about Twilight stuff.

>>4602057
Good Catch...

Wonderland is sentient, wonderland is hungry, wonderland is infectious.
You are infected.

An international flight lands in Boston's Logan Airport, its crew and passengers dead from a mysterious flesh-dissolving toxin and your father is mentally ill. The decision is yours.

Your group is tasked with stealing a secret weapon.

Said weapon turns out to be the opposing nation's prepubescent princess.

>>4602100
Wonderland is also a pair of free, creepy, and awesome setting books from jagsrpg.org based on your premise. Shame on you for not mentioning that.

All of the household appliances come to life... Hungry for flesh and on a bloodhunt.

>>4602116
Where the hell is the decision in this?

You wake up with no memory, in the year 3000. You have been frozen in space nearly 1000 years.

>>4602152
Take your mentally ill father out of the asylum to solve the case, or not to.

>>4602116
Okay, we should stop stealing plots from Fringe.

You wake up in a room with two doors. There is no guard.

You awoke this morning, bare skinned on a cold granite slab in some stale, forgotten crypt, to a chorus of a half-dozen desperate gasps: your own and five strangers' in like condition. As you gather yourself, ancient memories crowd your thoughts, flooding your mind with a detailless grey fog of dim recollections and hazy visions of a world you once knew, so very long ago, peirced only by a single shocking thought that hits all of you with such suddenness and brilliant clarity that you struggle to remain standing: the world needs you.

>>4602170
We should.

Hell freezes over.

Your grandfather entrusts you the story of the giant rat of Sumatra, a story for which the world is not yet prepared.
You must find and hunt him.

Your escape pod crashes in front of the Lincoln Memorial. Lincoln is a goat.

>>4602324

Which? The rat or the grandpa?

You know that 'ancient civilization that just dissapeared one day due to powers unknown'?

Well, that's you. You are doomed. No way out. Can you warn the future inhabitants of this world?

>>4602341
That is up to the GM's interpretation and imagination.

>>4602344
Similar to the plot of the Black Sabbath song "Iron Man".

>>4602344
Shit. Given how hard it is to make something leave a lasting impression on the earth, let alone one that can provide some sort of meaning to those who discover it, this could be an epic campaign if done right. Especially if you had players who didn't mind knowing the end result was death, whether they were successful or not.

See articles about how to warn people about nuclear waste storage facilities 10,000 years in the future for some ideas on the subject.

The tripfag in this thread should start posting multiple ideas per post, before he fills the whole thread up himself. The ideas are decent, but not SO AWESOME? 400 AWESOME! that they each need their own post.

This thread needs to be archived.

You are an unbelievably powerful immortal who once commanded all of humanity. You wake up from a ten-thousand-year coma to discover that your subjects are now living their lives in ways that are almost completely against your wishes - and they're still doing it in your name.

>>4602406
It already was, way to check suptg before posting.

>>4602417
Who is the Emperor, praise be to his name?

I'll take Bolter Bitches for 1000, Alex.

2 sentences? I'll do it in 2 words:
Elven Genocide

>>4602422
Yeah, I totally check the archive every single time I post something on 4chan. For sure. Mm-hmm.

Ass.

>>4602452
>>ELF GENOCIDE

/thread, this is my new campaign.

An evil sorcerer sends a water elemental to wipe out a city. A good sorcerer creates a Sodium golem and has it jump in the middle of said elemental.

>>4602460
Fuck, that's actually what I meant to put. Im tired as hell.

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been, lives in a dream.

Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear, no one comes near.

>>4602475

O_O

>>4602344

Origional campaign ideas? On my /tg/?

It's more likely then you'd think!

Bob Ross went to war.

Bob Ross has killed

You're in the movie Battlefield earth. You have to make it good.

>>4601623
>You want to get out.
Fuck that, you're trying to get in.

>>4602452
>Eleven Genocide
good too!

Going to work, see you guys this afternoon.

Your fair maiden is captured by evil forces and force fed cake.
You bring her fat ass back home.

Jesus returns and he's pissed. YOU have to stop him.

>>4597802
Funny you should mention this.

>>4605807
Awesome

Nukes fall, nobody is hurt. Find out why.

Anything electrical turns on man.

Defend yourself with mechanics and wood..

You say llolth's fortress is a giant spider-mech fuckawesome doom machine? Let's get ta lootin...

Dwarves start shedding their beards. Find a steady supply of hair for their new beard wigs.

>>4601451
This sounds like a short, yet pleasant, campaign

OP here. /tg/, you've still got it.

>>4601351
this, a million times.

You are fed up of life.

You kill yourself and now you're stuck in another dimension of only stray cats.

you find a sealed half burried cottage in the mountians

you open it

Back from work.

You answer a job offer in the newspaper.
Its at a secret government warehouse full of unfathomable secrets.

Your party must try to find the mystical MacGuffin of power, whose might the world has never seen. The only problem is that you all have leprosy.

You are a evnuch working in a harem for the sultan.

You have a dick.

You open a box in the attic.
There you find a cat as long as the stars.

As the damaged space station fell deeper into the atmosphere and started to break up around her, Jeneane Garofalo tightened her grip on the motorcycle.

The Volcano was looming ahead, and her tranquilizer pistol only had six darts left - barely enough to bring down even one tyrannosaur.

(Gratuitously stolen from XKCD)

Atlantis rises from the deep, with technology far superior to anything man has ever seen.

They are capturing and breeding Deep Ones for an army.

They do not know that their actions anger Cthulhu even further.

>>4608911
3 Sentences, but meh. Its alright.

Daughter of the mob is sent off to boarding school after her family is killed. Attempted killing of her and her friends brings them back to New York City to get revenge on her uncle for this.

There's a group of legendary warriors who are destined to save the world. This is actually a bad thing.

Your newly bought house is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.

Aliens come to Earth offering humans trinkets and bits of tech. The Native American smallpox world wide equivalent ensues.

You wake up to find a large meteor has landed outside of your house. It contains a bee from the future.

>>4609072

Ra-ra-rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine.
It was a shame how he carried on.

An island town has been taken over by a necromancer, who has killed all the civilians and turned them into zombies. Your job is to take it back.

You returned late home that night, evidence all around you from the fight. You see your family's blood spilled on the ground, there's no trace of the Orcs to be found.

A green shadow cast upon the world. Pushed to the brink the trees reclaim what is theirs.

Aliens have destroyed your planet while you were testing the first interstellar spacecraft your people produced.

While on a routine inspection of the desolate desert wastes, you come upon the remains of a burnt and irradiated refrigerator inside the bed of a 1950s era pickup truck. Inside the fridge is the surprisingly well preserved remains of a young man wearing a red jacket over a denim shirt and carrying a small cassette player. You wonder how he got in there.

Children (mostly female and under the age of 10) are being stolen from their beds and cribs in the darkness of the night. You must find the beast that lurks in the shadows.

>>4611075
pedobear?

How about the plot from the Last Samurai? Hired to take down what they think is the BBEG, the players discover that he's actually a rebel working to save the city. With whom do the players side?

The pigs revolt and start taking back the stolen flesh. A pound for pound.

>>4611096

If they're anything like me, whoever pays the most.

>>4611096

Simarly, after a long, great war, the BBEG is dead. The players are sent to clean up the trash, but slowly learn some members of the senate are looking to take up his mantle.

"This is our great factory. You are the meat."

While on the western front of World War I, a cylinder lands during battle. Are you a bad enough dude to attempt to retrieve the mysterious object?

While on a routine fishing expedition in the arctic circle, you come across a great island with non-Euclidean geometry characterizing every building. He Awakens.

Lol, Shut the hell up, tripfag.

>>4611402
1st of all I do not enjoy being called a fag.
Secondly, How about you do the same?

A mad genius wizard/alchemist has created a spell that causes severe, crippling, suicide inducing depression.

With this spell, his walking fortress, and a magical device that targets and cast the spell on any living thing in sight he has vowed to bring the feelings he has had buried inside his mind for so long to the world.

(I might be a good idea if the NPCs were immune to the spell for some reason, or a subset of every population. Could have been going on for awhile too and be causing the proverbial end of the world)

Wensday at 4:30-5:00 is international kill a neigbour time

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
Snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

You have to save a princess from a wicked duke who froze 13 clocks with 13 hands. You have an Indescribable Hat.

There exists another world, shaped like ours but ours but different, accessible only by those who have the Gift of Sight. Something from that other world is coming and it is hungry.

You wake up from cryogenic suspension. The cities are decaying and the whole world is empty.

People start coming back from the dead, confused but with most of their original memories. You are one of them.

Parasitic spirits from another dimension bore their way into our reality, infecting numerous people. They grow in your soul, eating their way inside-out.

Everything is true.

pirates 1790/ naval forces have recovered a weapon that destroyed port royal/worlds most famous pirate returns from disappearance

The players have a gun which erases things from time.

The PC's ship crashes on a seemingly deserted planet. Until they find out what terrors come out at night...

Cyborg dinosaurs try to take back the surface from Humans. Kick their ass.

you're an african-american green beret in 1969 who's been dishonorably discharged, but you have in your possession a single poppy plant capable of producing the world's most powerful heroin by several degrees of magnitude, methodically bred by a Cambodian religion which revolved around the creation of such a plant that you discovered moments before all evidence of its existence save the poppy were destroyed in a bombing raid. You have one week to get from New York to Los Angeles to sell the plant to a drug cartel in order to give the money to the family of your dead war buddy, and the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs, every rival gang, and the Russians want what you have- ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO KICK THE ENTIRE COUNTRY'S ASS

>>4611576
hurm.

Your party is a council of liches who forged a pact and each carved their phylactery from the same ancient and powerful crystal. However the crystal was flawed, and the PC's only have one week before their phylactery crumble into nothingness.

Your party is a group of traveling salesmen trying to market "Hench-Gruel!" to every evil overlord in the kingdom. Can you convince the local warlord that "Hench-Gruel!" is the most cost-effective way to ensure his goblinoids can maintain a healthy balanced diet AND live to tell about it?!

The Old Families were killed for love. The Harbinger lights the night sky.

>>4611925.

Set in post-apocalyptic pre-modern Europe.

Fuck. Yes.

>>4612319

But....Europe had mostly lame dinosaurs....

>>4612333

But do your players know that?

Aliens have hypnotized the earth. Only the mentally handicapped are immune.

You're a squad of traitor-guardsmen who worship Khorne. You encounter a strange alien race that's bloodless and has nothing that functions as a skull.

>>4612258

"No wonder your ogre is so lethargic, just look at his caloric-intake! This wouldn't happen if you fed him a steady diet of Hench-Gruel! (now with 20% more lumpy bits)".

>>4611946
I'd play that.

80s power rock is a far more powerful energy source than nuclear power.

You must collect the ultimate band and bring the 80s back.