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  • File :1242641911.jpg-(102 KB, 749x645, Ordo Malleus Inquisitor.jpg)
    102 KB Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)06:18 No.4584041  
    Alright my fellow devou/tg/uardsmen, I need your judging eyes on my Inquisitor in Dark Heresy.

    My group and I worked on our Inquisitor to be a badass, basically he would put a Space Marine to shame(and at one point beat one to death with his boot) and would probably be some sort of high inquisitor or something, but is pulled down by bureaucratic bullshit. During one campaign the players were tricked by a daemon imprisoned inside a metal cube and delivered it to the inquisitor, as the daemon was pissed at him for helping imprisoning it in the first place. So the players were told to run by the inquisitor as the building they were in was being assaulted by hundreds of cultists that the daemon lured to them. Hell, one of the players even came up with the idea that we call him "Inquisitor Badasious".

    So, me being the GM, and seeing how emotionally attached to Badasious they are, I'm left with a conundrum.

    I'm assuming that you'll probably label Badasious as "mary sue" or something that's equivalent. Not only do I want your opinion on that, but should I have the players fight Badasious as their final BBEG? (This is the last campaign for their players before they're forced to retire because of experience.)

    After all, this Inquisitor is very radical, and it wouldn't be a stretch for him to fall to chaos.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:23 No.4584062
    Depending on how you set it up, could be a good way to end it. I have a tendency to label DH characters as less prone to mary-sueness due to them surviving loads of shit in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:25 No.4584071
    Why the fuck do Dark Heresy characters actually have to BUY THEIR OWN AMMO? is the imperium of man really that jewish?
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)06:27 No.4584078
    >>4584071
    1. Yes
    2. Please don't attempt to de-rail this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:28 No.4584090
    >>4584071
    They're not servants of the Imperium you fucking turd. They're servants of the Inquisitor.

    Inquisitors work independent from the Imperium you cunt.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:30 No.4584097
    moar stories about badasious please
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)06:33 No.4584109
    >>4584097
    Well this was unexpected. erm, each one of my players makes stories up on the spot, including one story on how Badasious tricked a planet "full of assholes" (as Badasious says) into getting themselves exterminatus'd

    Also, Badasious likes to abuse our lower level characters if they disrespect him. Our group's guardsman's quirk was a broken nose from Badasious ramming it into his desk.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:34 No.4584111
    >>4584097

    Badasious once roundkicked a world to Exterminatus.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:38 No.4584139
    Inquisitor Badasious can impregnate human females just by glaring from across the street. Eldar women, too.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:41 No.4584150
    >>4584109
    lol awesome.

    i don't think it's mary-sue, it's just a really cool character. but whatever, make him the final villain.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)06:43 No.4584159
    >>4584150
    Well, now that I've seen /tg/'s reaction to Badasious, I think I might have him be a villain and hero. (A la Alpha Legion)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:45 No.4584172
    There used to be female space marines. Badasious fucked them to extintion.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:46 No.4584180
    >would probably be some sort of high inquisitor or something, but is pulled down by bureaucratic bullshit

    Inquisitors don't have to deal with bureaucratic bullshit, that's why the Inquisition was made in the first place. There's no bureaucracy in the Inquisition, the only measure of power is how much money/influence/troops/knowledge/allies you have. There's also no rank; the reason powerful inquisitors get to order others around is because they're more powerful, period. If your Inquisitor doesn't have a boatload of contacts and (in later years) a number of other inquisitors reporting to him, then it is because he's either ineffectual, a lone wolf, or works purely from the shadows.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:48 No.4584189
    >After all, this Inquisitor is very radical, and it wouldn't be a stretch for him to fall to chaos.

    I'd rather join him.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)06:48 No.4584192
    >>4584180
    Really? Well then, excuse my ignorance. I'll have to retcon that and replace it with that no one will associate with him. (On fear of death, either by him or by his enemies)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:57 No.4584257
    >>4584192
    Most likely him I bet :D
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)06:59 No.4584267
    >>4584150

    Seems a lot like a mary sue to me. Well, rather one elongated "Chuck Norris" joke.

    But then that pretty much suits the setting so, hey. Go wild.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)07:00 No.4584270
    >>4584192
    There is a title for certain extremely powerful Inquisitors, called 'Inquisitor Lord'. It's not a rank, it's just that the motherfuckers called Inquisitor Lords literally rule their own planets, have several regiments of Imperial Guardsmen, entire arrays of psykers, Space Marine squads on loan, etc. So, they get to call themselves whatever they want.

    If you want reasons why an Inquisitor *wouldn't* have huge retinues or deep political ties, there are many. Being highly mobile; if you move sector to sector, you can't establish yourself in any one place. Being too radical; Inquisitors that start to fall to chaos intentionally try to keep themselves away from other inquisitors. Working deep cover; Inquisitors who specialize in undercover live a life of solitude. Political pariah; Inquisition power is linked to political power, and if you make powerful enemies (like, a sector's Inquisitor Lord) they will make sure you don't get too strong.
    >> Thonius 05/18/09(Mon)07:06 No.4584303
    >>4584180

    Yes and No. The Inquisition is the living embodiment of "wheels within wheels." There's no official bureaucracy to the Inquisition itself (unlike, Emperor forbid, the Administratum, which probably has a Department of Redundancy Department, whose sole purpose is finding doubled departments and consolidating them into the Department of Redundancy Department's Consolidation Department).

    Be that as it may, there's a very strong social hierarchy, considering in the broadest sense you have Acolytes, Interrogators (technically an Acolyte, but on the way to being Inquisitor), Inquisitors, and then Inquisitor Lords. And then you have the leadership of each Ordo in a sub-sector, all of whom speak to their respective leaders at the Sector Level. There's probably something at the Segmentum Level, too, since there's always a representative of the Inquisition incorporated into the Lords of Terra, and he has to come from SOMEWHERE.

    Point being! Inquisitor Badasious might actually be kept down by the man not in the sense of "That's two demerits for striking an Acolyte, four for an Unauthorized Exterminatus, and docked pay for that wrecked Battlecruiser," but in the sense of "Those cockmongling assholes didn't invite me to their Feast of the Emperor's Ascension party! I'll show them!"

    Still, I like the idea of a drunk-with-power Inquisitor who winds up becoming something the Acolytes have to either defeat (and thus not get killed by the Inquisition for aiding and abetting a known Renegade), or help (since there's no way any other Inquisitor will touch them. If they'll rat on their own MASTER, who knows to what depths of cravenness they'll sink?).
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)07:22 No.4584355
    >>4584303
    >>4584270
    Hm! Well thanks for the information, as I am woefully ignorant of the Inquisition. Really all I know is "Find Heresy, Purge Heresy, Praise the Empra."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)07:37 No.4584410
    Badassious would be the Star Child if it wasn't taken out.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)07:53 No.4584469
    What's the size of the outfit that Badasious has going on?

    I assume he's rather minimalist, the way you describe him. Does he command a single vessel? Is it just him and the acolytes? Any other acolyte cells, stormtroopers, psykers, or other servants in his retinue? If he was MIA'd with a demon army, what are the acolytes busy doing now?

    Depending on how you play it, him as the BBEG could work or it could be lame. Plus, your players might just join him for some double heresy.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)07:54 No.4584473
    HURR INQUISITOR BADASESIOUSS TEARS CURE CANCER BUT HE HAS NEVER CRIED HUR
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)08:00 No.4584499
    >>4584469
    He has several (crappy mind you) very small ships for his acolytes, as well as one personal ship. Other than several acolyte cells, the only thing I've ever emphasized was the fact that he relates with several Rogue Traders.
    >>4584473
    and I do believe you forgot your Sage good sir.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)08:04 No.4584509
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    >>4584473
    making this just to piss off troll
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)08:11 No.4584540
    Does that make Badasious a meme now?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)08:19 No.4584563
    >>4584473
    Actually, Badasious has been seen with tears sneaking down the sides of his chiselled, weathered features. For a moment, he seems less like a living legend, the bogeyman in an organisation of bogeymen, and more like a mortal, old beyond his features, and his expression gaunt, not edged, lined not with harshness, but weariness.
    One of his Interrogators, who was attending him at the time, reported that he hear Badasious croak a phrase under his breath in awe as the tiny diamonds rolled down his cheeks.
    "Such divine beauty."
    Inquisitor Badasious then turned and strode quietly from the bridge of his personal battlecruiser, almost at peace, as the corrupt, traitor filled and chaos tainted planet of Talis concluded it's molten florescence and subsided into glassy fragments of ash on the viewscreen behind him.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)08:31 No.4584600
    >>4584563
    Bless you good sir. Bless you.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:12 No.4584765
    >>4584540

    Badasius is badass that Creed prefers to use Tactical Genius to deploy him instead of Titans.

    CREEEEEED!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:21 No.4584799
    >>4584540
    Badasious once took down a Chaos Titan with his bare hands.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:21 No.4584800
    Inquisitor Badasious is so badass when he formed a heretical harem of psykers, GW retconned Sanctioning into the game.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:25 No.4584817
    Inquisitor Badasious is so badass that if he turned to chaos, Abbadon would be replaced as Chaos Undivided's Champion.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:26 No.4584822
    LEMAN RUSS once got into a fight with an Imperator class Titan and punched it in the face, shattering it into a million pieces.
    Badasious once got into a fight with LEMAN RUSS and punched him in the face, shattering HIM into a million pieces.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:28 No.4584828
    The GW forums closed because Badasious posted on them about the squats. Instead of being banned, the GW forums colapsed into the Warp.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:30 No.4584833
    >>4584822

    Leman Russ was beaten so hard that he turned into a woman. Then Badasious fucked her seven ways to the Eye o Terror.

    Leman Russ is hiding there, still sore.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:30 No.4584834
    Inquisitor Badasious should have a retinue of Angry Marines. Hell, I'm /r/ing a drawfag for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:32 No.4584842
    >>4584834

    What's his Order? If he is Hereticus, he will have Sisters of Rage, if Malleus, Angry Knights. If Xenos... a Deathwatch squad where 90% of the members are Angry Marines.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)09:34 No.4584851
    >>4584842
    I've had him as Hereticus, but trying to get into Malleous as Hereticus is "too boring" for him.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:34 No.4584856
    Inquisitor Badasious was last seen in a building filled with thousands of cultists and a daemon trapped in a cube.

    No-one has seen the Hive World since then.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:36 No.4584866
    >>4584851
    Inquisitors can basically do what they want, even though: >>4584303 is a pretty accurate summation of the hierarchy. >>4584270 misattributes Inquisitor Lords somewhat. So, he could just decide to start doing Malleus shit. He might not get support from the ORdo, or invited to the Conclaves, but it's not like he's going to need fancy gear when he's got his fists right? He's Inquisitor Badasious, after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:38 No.4584875
    >>4584842
    >>4584851
    Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a Sister of Rage.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:38 No.4584877
    Inquisitor Badasious once struck someone so hard they instantly gained centuries worth of economic knowledge and know-how.

    That person then went on to create the Leman Russ battle tank series.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:39 No.4584881
    Inquisitor Badasious once ate a smurf village.

    When he crapped them out, they're eight feet tall and clad in power armor. They are known now my Ultramarines.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:41 No.4584891
    Badasious once had a sidekick.

    His name was God-Emperor of Mankind.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:43 No.4584898
    Inquisitor Badasious is every much a bit of a hero as Commissar Cain, and twice as modest.

    As ridiculous as that sounds.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:46 No.4584909
    Badasious taught Creed how to be a Tactical Genius.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:46 No.4584910
    >>4584881
    FUCK YES
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:47 No.4584914
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    >>4584891

    *BLAM*
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:49 No.4584923
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Badasious
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)09:53 No.4584937
    >>4584923
    Thank you /tg/, you've made this old man happy. When I finally get to the climax of my group's story, I'll tell you what happens to Badasious.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:54 No.4584940
    Eldrad once tried to be a dick with Badasious.

    Funny... we haven't heard about him for a long time now.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:56 No.4584948
    Kharn wants to be Badasious when he grows up.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:57 No.4584961
    I am angry that I have nothing to contribute to this thread beyond noting that the OP's pic is appropriately badass.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:57 No.4584962
    >>4584851
    I sure don't want to tell you what your NPC should be, but he sure sounds like an Ordo Xenos man. Deathwatch Squad made of Angry Marines and ONE Ultramarine Scout, constantly fearful for his life.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:58 No.4584967
    >>4584962

    Poor Smurf.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)09:59 No.4584979
    There was a second space marine beaten with a boot in the face by Badasious.

    His name was Indrick Boreale. He never spoke right again.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:00 No.4584990
    Badasious exterminatus planets by farting into them.

    Then he covers the planet with his seed to purify and revive it.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:03 No.4585006
    Barasious fucked Macha so hard that after he was done she was a virgin again.

    (WTF?)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:03 No.4585007
    Slaneesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:04 No.4585009
    Nurgle got his STDs from Badasious.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:04 No.4585010
    >>4584967
    >>4584962
    /r/equesting writefaggotry on this shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:04 No.4585015
    There's a Hall of Badasious Glory in Holy Terra.

    We know it as "Asia".
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:06 No.4585028
    Cadia is Cadia because Badasious is the father of every single human being there. And some not so human beings too.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:12 No.4585042
    Commissar Fuklaw is to Inquisitor Badasious as Commissar Cain is to Inquisitor Vail.

    OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:12 No.4585045
    >>4584041
    WHAT'S THIS?
    A SPACE MARINE THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SHITTY PLASTICINE TOY?

    HERESY.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)10:14 No.4585048
    I can't believe I forget this /tg/, but you'll get a kick out of it.

    When my group first went to see Badasious in his office, they had to jog 10 minutes down a hallway.

    Both walls were covered in skulls. All of his enemies.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:15 No.4585052
    Badasious has a ork name. They call him "Warboss."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:16 No.4585056
    >>4585048

    I came.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:17 No.4585057
    Khorn has a skull throne. Badasious as a skull HALL.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:19 No.4585062
    >>4585042
    I fucking like it. Fuklaw is a real badass, but I know he'll need at least some help on some missions. No. Wait. Badassious is the only one in the Inquisitorial forces that can command the Angry Marines on what to attack. He proved his Badassiousness, and works out the tactical deployment of the Angry Marines, because they're too angry to do it themselves.
    >>4585048
    Hahaha!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:19 No.4585065
    Khorn has a skull throne. Badasious has a skull HALL.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)10:26 No.4585079
    Let's see if I can remember any more stories...

    Well, my group had an assassin character made mid-campaign, so the way we introduced him was...

    Badasious thought the acolytes weren't getting the job done, so he kidnapped a Death Cult assassin, tied him up, and threw him into his closet until his acolytes came back.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:27 No.4585083
    Badasious is so badass, he fucked Macha. Twice.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:28 No.4585086
    >>4584041
    I've always liked that picture, OP.

    "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm TRYING to READ here!!"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:29 No.4585089
    Badasious ate the Lost Primarchs.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:31 No.4585094
    >>4585079
    I sure hope you have a writerfaggot in your party, or you yourself...
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:33 No.4585097
    >>4585094

    And a drawfag.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)10:33 No.4585100
    >>4585094
    Sadly no.

    Oh, I remember another story, he once choked a heretic...

    With his eyepatch.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)10:35 No.4585107
    >>4585097
    And I COULD draw him, but sadly I have neither the talent most drawfags have nor a scanner or pad.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:35 No.4585108
    >>4585100

    Do your players EVER do anything?
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)10:38 No.4585118
    >>4585108
    Oh yes, most of Badasious's "adventures" happen while we're away on a mission. He's busy himself you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:39 No.4585127
    >>4585118

    Of course. Eldar banshees don't get pregnant alone.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:46 No.4585157
    Honestly, if he falls to chaos, he should try and get the players to come with him. Then you get the joy of watching the party kill themselves. Unless they're awesome and decide it's CHAOS TIME.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:46 No.4585158
    >>4585127
    Eldar Banshees hone their minds and bodies preparing for Badasious.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:48 No.4585171
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    If can get my tablet running by the end of the week, I can give it a shot at drawfagging (drawfaggotrying?) Badasious this weekend. I'm slow as fuck, though. Both because I'm busy and because I'm just slow.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:48 No.4585173
    Glad I was here to see this.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)10:49 No.4585188
    >>4585171
    You are a king among mortals, my only requirements are MANLY and left-eyepatch.

    And please post it on 1d4chan as well, as I may not be here to see it.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:52 No.4585202
    Hell, we now have a new /tg/ icon. I sure hope you're happy, OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:57 No.4585234
    >>4585188

    All right. If you guys want to think of a concept (nothing too complicated, otherwise you'll probably of see an infinite series of WIPs until I get bored and give up on finishing it) and consolidate a description for his appearance I'll try to incorporate it into the drawing.

    Also, if any faster drawfaggot does it, I'll use whatever pops up as reference.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)10:58 No.4585244
    >>4585234

    Don't forget the Deathwatch Squad.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:02 No.4585275
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    >>4585188


    Left eyepatch you say?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:02 No.4585277
    >>4585244
    I thought OP said he wasn't Ordo Xenos?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:03 No.4585284
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    >>4585275
    You don't say?
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)11:08 No.4585314
    I approve of Snake-look
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:10 No.4585319
    >>4585275

    That's convenient for me. I can just take screenshots of MGS4 for reference.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)11:11 No.4585324
    >>4585319
    Lol, just don't use Old Snakes's mustache.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:13 No.4585336
    two memes in a week with a similar theme of Chuck Norris cheapen both.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:17 No.4585353
    This is the first pic of 40k armor that I actually like. Most of the stuff that Emprah's dudes wear looks terrible to me minus commissars or course and their spiffy hats.

    It's mostly a matter of pauldrons. I stopped playing WoW largely because you can't get past mid-level without wearing the hideous things and Mehreens also wear crazy shoulder buckets.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:18 No.4585359
    >>4585086
    I got the impression he was reading the manual of his gun.

    "Pull the trigger acording to the figure 2"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:19 No.4585362
    >>4585359
    Addendum: Don't forget to praise the Ommnisiah.
    >> Thonius 05/18/09(Mon)11:20 No.4585366
    Wow... this is what I miss when I decide to play through Fire Warrior again.

    After playing it, I have to say I feel a greater empathy towards the Tau, 'cause you see--*BLAM*
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:21 No.4585370
    Inquisitor Badasious is so badass, he convinced the Tau to join his "Greater Good."

    Both clips of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:27 No.4585406
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    >>4585324


    Handlebars? Ala Aerion the Faithful's rendition of Dorn?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:43 No.4585512
    >>4585406
    FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:53 No.4585584
    >>4585362
    Addendum to the Addendum: Why arn't you using a Data-slate Heretek?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:56 No.4585602
    >>4585324
    hey, fuck YOU.

    Soup Strainer is manly.
    Just look at Tom Selleck.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)11:59 No.4585632
    >>4585584
    books are not heresy.

    They're chaos-proof.
    Dataslates can, omnissiah forbid, be tainted.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:00 No.4585651
    >>4585632


    And thus the idiocy of the Imperium was revealed.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:02 No.4585662
    >>4585632

    Then what about tomes of daemon summoning and other chaotic whatnot
    >> Thonius 05/18/09(Mon)12:14 No.4585736
    >>4585632

    Books can be double-plus heretical, if they're the right kind of books, a la Lovecraft. Books on daemon-lore, books on summoning, books on mechanics that are not sanctioned by the Adeptus Mechanicus, alternative histories of the Imperium, books supporting friendship with "Our Fine Feathered Friends, the Kroot" and so on.

    To flesh Inquisitor Badasious out a little more, though, you should establish which Ordo he works for. The OP's pic is Ordo Malleus, which definitely has the most potential for a "Now a God Am I" style BBEGs, what with Daemons and all, but the other two branches have their potential.

    Ordo Xenos renegades are probably a little on the dumb side, though, since the only race they'd really go renegade for would be the Eldar, which just means they'd become yet another patsy for Eldrad's convoluted schemes. For a good look at convoluted Eldar plots, though, look up the Black Library novel Night Lord. They Eldar are only there for about a paragraph, but OH WHAT A PARAGRAPH IT IS. Impressive plotting and writing, to boot.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:18 No.4585774
    >>4585736

    >>4584851
    >I've had him as Hereticus, but trying to get into Malleous as Hereticus is "too boring" for him.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:23 No.4585841
    >>4585736
    I dunno, if I were a Ordo Xenos renegade, I'd establish myself as an ork warboss
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:40 No.4585986
    requesting draw/writefagotry of this
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:42 No.4586000
    >>4584041
    Archived
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:48 No.4586042
    Inquisitor Badasious has such a strong presence he imprinted a mental image of his badassness onto /tg/'s base consciousness. Now we must write more and more extravagant tales of his exploits.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:50 No.4586061
    Inquisitor Badasious requires no Geller field to travel the Warp. He just sits in a glass dome at the top of the ship and stares down the daemons until they piss themselves and slink away.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)12:56 No.4586120
    Inquisitor Badasious once punched a daemon so hard, it created the Eye of Terror. (Named after him of course)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)13:15 No.4586302
    I am loving this so much lol
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)16:27 No.4587628
    Digging the thread that I just got around to reading. Don't think that he should be the BBEG though. Twists should be interesting and this is just.... I dunno. Done before. Several times. YOU MEAN THE GUY I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THIS WHOLE TIME IS THE *REAL* BADGUY!!! Badasious should be so bad ass he's immune to being corrupted. That said, love the thread.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)16:38 No.4587756
    >>4585736
    A fun book to read, certainly.

    As for the Ordo Xenos renegades being dumb, I'd debate that. Genestealer cults, Tau sympathies, an almost mechanicus worship of necrons...or they could fall to chaos. Just because an inquisitor works for a given Ordos doesn't mean he doesn't deal with shit that would technically fall under a different Ordo's jurisdiction. Sometimes you just run into the bad shit of chaos when you're tracking down xenos sympathizers.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)16:39 No.4587760
    >>4587628
    no one is immune to corruption, but if Badasious falls, all 4 chaos gods are getting their asses kicked
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)16:44 No.4587815
    >>4587628
    This.

    My vote is that Badasious doesn't get corrupted, but winds up getting framed as being corrupt. Make it look like he has fallen from every point of view but the one which knows the FULL story, then don't give the players all the details they'd need to see it. Make it his 2nd in command or a close contact that's actually corrupt, and is stabbing him in the back as expendible. It's a nice twist, and gives the players the chance to preserve their well loved badass inquisitor.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)16:48 No.4587862
    >>4587815
    Hm, smart idea. I should do something along those lines.
    Thanks.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)16:52 No.4587906
    >>4587862
    No problem. It's similar to something I pulled in a DnD 3.5 campaign I'm running...except the other way around. The party shat bricks when they found out the emperor of their homeland, which had put bounties on their heads and labelled them as traitors, not to mention sending his elite guard to kill them, was actually the good guy, and the kindly old archmage that had been supporting them the whole time was manipulating the whole damn thing.

    I'll forever cherish the looks on their faces.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)16:58 No.4587966
    >>4587906
    Ha ha, this works perfectly. I'll introduce him as a new gaming feature. (Like one of his contacts or something.)
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)17:16 No.4588166
    Just make sure when you do it, you do it reeeeeeeal sneaky like. Presentation's everything. Don't let them know what's going on until everything is in just the right place.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)17:21 No.4588219
    >>4588166
    But of course, when it comes to GMing, I may be lacking on rules at whatnot, but when it comes to the story, I think I'll do alright.

    I should've never considered making Badasious fall to chaos. Silly m-

    Hm? My door opened. Who's the- OH GOD! I'M SORRY BADASIOUS I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU A HERETI
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)17:21 No.4588224
    This is an amazing thread.

    Inq Badasious is amazing.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)17:27 No.4588313
    >>4588219
    I WARNED YOU! I BLOODY WELL WARNED YOU!

    Now look at you. Gone and pissed the big guy off. Hope you won't miss those fingers....
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)17:29 No.4588334
    Once the drawfaggotry is done, I *WILL* turn him into a model. It is promisedâ„¢
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)17:31 No.4588367
    >>4588334
    My god, if you do that, I'll be the happiest neckbeard alive.

    (Typing with my tounge now btw, don't ask how I'm using shift)
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)17:34 No.4588406
    >>4588367
    Caps lock.

    Also, post pic when it is modelled. That'd be fucking sweet.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)17:34 No.4588412
    >>4588367
    Well I need a reference first, but once that's done I'll get right to it. Just make sure the pic is on the 1d4chan page when it gets drawn.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)17:37 No.4588438
    >>4588412
    Will try to.
    >>4588406
    Parentheses laugh at capslock.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)17:38 No.4588451
    >>4588438
    THERE IS NO TRY THERE IS ONLY SUCCESS OR FAILURE
    >> Inquisitor Badasious' little minion 05/18/09(Mon)17:41 No.4588499
    >>4588438
    You have a nose, fool. MAKE USE OF IT!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:05 No.4588748
    Okay, brosefs. I got my tablet set up, but I'll only get really into it on the weekend, since 1. I have like 4 exams in college this week. 2. I gotta used to drawing on the computer again.

    I'd appreciate some artwork of of inquisitors from Badasious order, since I'm completely illiterate in 40k lore.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)18:16 No.4588874
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    >>4588748
    I'm pretty sure you could come up with the descriptive work on him without needing too much sourcework. Inquisitors, from what I remember, typically dress and act as they damn well please. I've read of people in everything from the classic Eisenhorn appearance, to the powered armor akin to the OP's pic.

    Pic of Eisenhorn, for the record.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:28 No.4588982
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    >>4588748

    mix of Angry Marines

    (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines)

    And <<

    Once you've drawn it, if you'd be kind enough to stick it on 1d4chan so i can start thinking how to make it.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:29 No.4588989
    >>4588874

    So, basically, the only requisite is that he should be fuckhuge. Like every other 40k man.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)18:33 No.4589019
    >>4588989
    To be honest, I'd rather see him NOT fuckhuge. It's always refreshing to see the little guy totally destroy the stupidly large meatheads.

    Badasious should be a midget. A fucking awesome, "Imma gonna fuck you up" midget.

    But yeah, all told, half the models I've seen looked like they came from Puritan America, somewhere around the time when Squanto was planting his corn and general dickery and witchhunting ensued. Then you've got the space marine wannabes.

    So....yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:34 No.4589029
    >>4588989
    Of course. Fuckhueg and covered in unwearable, laudy, ott armour. I reccomend you give him a daemonic axe and a gun built into his lefthand gauntlet. Just an idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:35 No.4589032
    This character sounded completely retarded from the OP. Like completely unlikeable, 13 year old fanwank shit.

    Then you had to go and make a brilliant thread about him, anonymous. What a conundrum.

    Oh wait. Badasious. There's no room in my heart for anything other than his enormous mushroom tip.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:35 No.4589039
    This entire thread is gay as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:37 No.4589059
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    Forgeworld tried to make a model of Badasious, but realizing that they could not do his world-splittingly awesome character justice, they shit this model out instead.

    Badasious still exists as a CAD drawing on their computers. He takes up several gigs.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:39 No.4589073
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    >>4589059
    Every forgeworld model is in fact a failed attempt to actaully model the monster that is stored in CAD form. The closest they've come is zhu'for.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)18:39 No.4589076
    >>4589039
    As are you, my good sir. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:41 No.4589090
    >>4589076
    >As are you, my good sir.
    You misspelt boring fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:44 No.4589108
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    >>4589019

    >Badasious should be a midget. A fucking awesome, "Imma gonna fuck you up" midget.

    Too late.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:45 No.4589113
    As awesome as that would be i wouldn't have this Badasius character turn on your players, i'd have them suspect him too, probably make them think he was. His last test to his acolytes, a test of faith, to wittle down the weak and those prone to... HERESY!!!!
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)18:45 No.4589115
    >>4589108
    Damn.

    Oh well. There's always next time.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:47 No.4589133
    >>4589108
    Fuck you. I have an exam tomorrow, and I need to go to bed. You're making me want to follow your progress.

    I just hope this thread isn't off page 10 in 7 hours.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)18:49 No.4589140
    >>4589108
    Lookin good so far!

    Also, he's not a midget. He ended the Squats, he isn't o
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 05/18/09(Mon)18:49 No.4589151
    >>4589140
    You don't have to be a squat to be short....

    Either way, I'm looking forward to seeing this one up. Later, mates.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)18:59 No.4589226
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    I'm putting badasious posing triumphantly on top of a fallen power-armored foe. And in the proccess of setting this up, I noticed that anyone wearing power armor I ever draw will have their hands down. I can't see someone lifting up their arms with those huge pauldrons.
    >> Concerned GM 05/18/09(Mon)19:02 No.4589249
    >>4589226
    Niiice. Also, that pauldrons thing? Impossible with the huge paldons SPESS MAHREENS and thier chaos brothers have.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:00 No.4589791
    I put a face on him. Now, what was the verdict on the facial hair. 70's porn mustache or handlebars?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:01 No.4589798
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    Forgot mah pic.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:04 No.4589832
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    I hereby declare Inquisitor Badasios a Meme of /tg/ all in agreement, proceed.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:06 No.4589844
    >>4589832

    Sorry, it would take some kind of memetic genius to turn that weak stuff into a meme.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:07 No.4589857
    >>4589832
    NO! IF WE DO IT NOW HE'LL END UP LIKE DAN THAT WORTHLESS FAGGOT!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:08 No.4589870
    >>4589844
    Must... resist.... Creed.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:09 No.4589878
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    >>4589832

    Am I the only one who is seeing the similarities?
    >> Crix !!bPxPaUGmfXm 05/18/09(Mon)20:21 No.4589962
    Inquisitor Badious's sweat fuels the drug induced rage of eversors


    also I am so getting LORD REX from forgeworld
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:29 No.4590051
    Inquisitor Badasios once used such harsh language against a Space Wolf, the Wolf sulked for a month.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)20:34 No.4590072
    I guess I'll just post again tomorrow for feedback.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/09(Mon)22:03 No.4590951
    >>4584563
    This must be made Badasious canon.



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