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    50 KB Dorf Quest XLVI Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:10 No.4571998  
    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Do something about Goldmoon, Baby Stuff

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 922

    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity
    Finlay's Hat
    Aldwin's Hat
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (42) Top Two: Beast, Hive
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    Coco, Disconcerting Skeleton
    >> The Scribbler 05/16/09(Sat)23:12 No.4572005
    Talk to beardbeard, being that he's in your roof
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:13 No.4572019
    staring at you.

    Just. Staring.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:14 No.4572022
    Fuck yeah Dorf Quest.

    Add new quest: Investigate and fix roof. Also my suggestion of what to do now.

    Also "Replace stick with dick" is totally a better name.

    Finally, unrelated to Aldwin's side but shouldn't Garrelf have gotten his second name changed since he technically killed the sun? That's some second name deserving feat there.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:14 No.4572023

    Fix that roof and where did we get the chemical from?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:14 No.4572025
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    Last time on Aldwinside, Goldmoon accidentally an entire undead, Cultist responded forcefully, Aldwin is kinda shocked, Beardbeard crashed into the roof, and Lily become a follower of Pelor.

    Control has switched to Cultist. She feels that Goldmoon was a total bitch to Coco, but feels maybe she should try and fix Goldmoon anymore. For Kay Oss.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:15 No.4572031

    Phew, thought there wasn't going to be a thread tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:16 No.4572038

    Can she fix Goldmoon without making her worse?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:16 No.4572040
    Do it the Xom way! Get her laid to loosen her up... I should have rephrased that but anyway... find suitable person to do so. Beardbeard's nearest and funnest to watch if it doesn't work. Make peepy hole as introductions are done.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:17 No.4572043

    Ask Beardbeard : "Did you just throw the sun into the sky?"
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:20 No.4572065
    I say we go to the big rock candy mountain.

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright,
    The handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night
    Where the boxcars all are empty and the sun shines every day
    On the birds and the bees and the cigarete trees,
    The lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs
    And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
    The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay
    Oh I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow
    Where the rain don't fall, the wind don't blow
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks
    And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks
    The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind
    There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
    And you can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin,
    And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
    There ain't no short-handled shovels, no axes, saws or picks,
    I'm a-goin' to stay where you sleep all day
    Where they hung the jerk that invented work
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:20 No.4572075
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    Cultist calls out to Beardbeard. He waves.

    Oh jeeze, I am only ten minutes late, its not that bad. I got held up.

    Cultist has no idea! As far as she knows, mutations from Xom are permanent. She hasn't ever heard of a mutation being undone outside of being replaced by something else, but surely someone must be able to cure her!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:21 No.4572079
    What's wrong with Goldmoon? I'm too lazy to read all the past shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:22 No.4572084
    I mean, it already has all that stuff anyway. I'm pretty sure a cure for mutations can't be that far off.

    So let's go to the big rock candy mountain.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:22 No.4572090

    Is there a cleric nearby?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:24 No.4572097
    Well why don't we ask a High Priest/Pope of Xom?
    Wee mutated her. Plus she has a stick up her butt.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:25 No.4572105
    Lets go kill a bunch of shape shifters and take them to a distillery so we can attempt to mutate away the mutations. Once all of the Xom mutations are replaced with normal mutations, we can use potions of cure mutation or Retro Helix cards to fix what's left.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:25 No.4572109
    I bet Xom Pope lives in Candy mountain! Best church ever.
    >> The Scribbler 05/16/09(Sat)23:26 No.4572121
    you sure you want to go to a place that worships Xom called candy mountain? I bet you there would be no candy and that the song would be very wrong
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:27 No.4572123
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    Also, a quick explanation as to why Goldmoon is so lawful stupid.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:27 No.4572124
    Only the candy is made of plutonium.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:29 No.4572140
    Prepare to converse with Xom
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:30 No.4572144
    wow! Someone's actually taking up my suggestion for once! Maybe now the manager of the Candy Mountain Tourism Department won't beat me for once!

    And you shut up.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:31 No.4572152
    Before we live for Xom church/Candy Mountain put her in the same room as Beardbeard. Hilarity ensues
    It'll still be great..
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:31 No.4572154
    That chart is confusing, and I don't know how to read it at all.

    There aren't even any lines with marks on 'em.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:32 No.4572167
    Call out to Beardbeard, ask inquire about Xom-Mutations.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:32 No.4572175
    I say we just go ask a priest/priestess of xom. A higher one. And, if they don't know, maybe we'll try mutating her until she looks like an elf again. It may take a while.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:33 No.4572177
    They are all idiots.
    >> The Scribbler 05/16/09(Sat)23:34 No.4572191
    I hope beardbead mentions that they had sex so we get some drama, at the same time i want aldwin to join beardbeard

    I am so torn
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:34 No.4572192
    That seems like the only way. We can also cure the bad non-Xom mutations she acquires in the process.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:36 No.4572199
    Beardbeard flings himself into death's door every time he does something, and I don't think anybody else would be able to get back out.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:36 No.4572200

    Dorf quest probably doesn't work this way.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:38 No.4572218
    Inquire Beardbeard as to "What is up?"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:39 No.4572228
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    Buzzardloved has priests of: Moradin, Xom.
    Teven has priests of: Satan, Heracles, Fate, Ra.
    Eridia has priests of: Poseidon, Nemelex, Pelor, Yog, and Ra.

    Cultist decides to call upon her god for guidance.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:40 No.4572239
    Shouldn't the god of order be able to remove mutations because they are chaotic?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:40 No.4572240
    why is xom so scary?

    He scares me.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:41 No.4572243
    Ask Xom if there is any way to remove mutations, and wether it has anything to do with being entertained.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:41 No.4572246
    that is a heretical and stupid idea.

    Flip a coin, and if it sticks on its edge in the soft dirt we're walking on, we'll do it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:42 No.4572252
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:45 No.4572271

    Stop eating the fabric of reality, Xom!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:45 No.4572274

    Xom is the best god you can ever have.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:45 No.4572277
    That's... kind of adorable.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:46 No.4572280

    Wave hi, and ask if mutations can be removed without trying to offend his godliness.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:46 No.4572281
    Oh God why are we ASKING Xom anything this seems like a terrible idea.
    I am now convinced the 'Stupid' in that chart represents /tg/.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:47 No.4572284
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:50 No.4572302

    OH SHI-


    Be polite, say hi to your god.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:50 No.4572304
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/16/09(Sat)23:50 No.4572305
    Does this hole in reality mean we can have space marines in Dorf Quest?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:51 No.4572311
    You are full of bullshit and lies.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:51 No.4572312
    'Sup God. Can we be the messiah? No? Aw right. I guess meeting your god likes this is everyday by Dorf Quest standards. Must make talks around the water cooler interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:54 No.4572330

    Greet him in a Chaotic way!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:55 No.4572337

    Ask him about a way to cure, or at least hide the mutations of Goldmoon.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:56 No.4572347
    Ask if he can undo all the mutations, leaving room for him to do even more amusing things at a later point.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/16/09(Sat)23:57 No.4572349
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    >Umm, uh, Hi Xom... Is, there, um...
    He seems to have broken into reality at this point in your questioning.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:57 No.4572354
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    I love Fate.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:58 No.4572361
    Oh god! His eyes are open! That's like seeing Brock with his eyes open. IT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)23:58 No.4572366

    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:00 No.4572375
    ...ask him if his mutations can be undone in a way that is suitably chaotic, that still leaves the host of said mutations to still be ALIVE. We want to cause chaos, not misery! That's why we didn't become a cultist of an emo god.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:00 No.4572378
    We got this friend, we mutated her and we need to un-mutate her. Anyway we can make that possible? PLus Beardbeard probably wants to see you.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:02 No.4572385
    Asking the god of chaos to return everything to an orderly state is THE MOST CHAOTIC, RANDOM THING EVER!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:03 No.4572398
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    >Could you, um, could you remove all of Goldmoon's mutations?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:04 No.4572399
    Oh hey, that was easy. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:04 No.4572404
    I doubt it was that easy.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:05 No.4572406
    Oh well thanks Xom. Wanna meet Beardbeard? Know you've met before but you haven't had time to chill.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:05 No.4572409

    Something is up.

    Ask him what the catch is.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:06 No.4572420
    But it LOOKED easy.

    How about we try the whole Goldmoon-Lily reunion thing again now that she's back to normal?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:07 No.4572423
    Yeh, he removes the current mutations, but replaces them with random others. This is Xom after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:07 No.4572426
    What do you want us to do in return? Or is it just insanely random for you to not do anything random?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:08 No.4572435
    For a second there, I thought this was going to involve horribly mutation Cultist.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:08 No.4572436
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:09 No.4572441
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    "While I'm at it, lets fix that roof."
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:09 No.4572445

    Say hi to Beardbeard while you're there.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:10 No.4572455
    Oh lord please don't tell me he just crushed Beardbeard with a rock.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:10 No.4572457

    This won't end well. Maybe we should just hire a craftsdwarf.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:10 No.4572458

    Or he will find it amusing.
    Either way, SOMETHING IS UP
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:10 No.4572459
    This will end in tears... Tears of Xom's laughter when the catch kicks in.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:11 No.4572461
    It's probably just some growth Beardbeard can cut out of.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:11 No.4572465
    Does cultist have a chaos star amulet? If not she should.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:11 No.4572466
    ...Xom is blowing my mind. Wait, did he just seal Beardbeard in there?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:12 No.4572470
    Who cares about Beardbeard?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:12 No.4572471
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    "Heck, windmills are boring. Lets make it fly! Yeah!"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:12 No.4572472
    > Xom, he's like a superhero, but crazy.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:12 No.4572479
    All the rocks in the world could stop Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:12 No.4572480
    My money is on him wanting the baby.

    However, this is Xom, so it could just as easily be a hot fudge sundae
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:12 No.4572481
    Okay that's cool.

    Wizards will pay honey to get this place!

    Speaking of which, there hasn't been much arcane magic in this setting. Why's that Gnome?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:13 No.4572485
    Well that didn't end up as bad as we thought.
    Fuck off elf boy.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:13 No.4572486
    And all hell breaks loose.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:13 No.4572492
    THATS the catch.
    Well fuck.
    Guess we'll have to go up there or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:13 No.4572493
    Ahh here is where the crazy kicks in. Nobody fucking ask how we're meant to get up there. He'll replace our arms with wings.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:13 No.4572495
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:13 No.4572497
    Are we going to reenact the Feel Good Inc. music video now?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:14 No.4572499

    Windmill windmill for the land
    love forever hand in hand
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:15 No.4572503
    Ir's 'cause magic is for PUSSIES. Plus I don't think Gnome wants to explain how magic works in this setting.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:15 No.4572505
    Is Beardbeard gonna have to choke a bitch?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:15 No.4572506
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    "And lets add a lantern, so you can see it at night!"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:15 No.4572510
    Magic works because IT'S FUCKING MAGIC
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:16 No.4572514
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:16 No.4572516
    Apparently nobody explained to you how magic is explained.
    You don't explain shit because it's MAAAAAAAAAAGIC!
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:16 No.4572518
    Xom's having a lot of fun tonight. Also, i have a feeling he'll set the dirt on fire somehow.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:17 No.4572520

    Windmill windmill for the land is
    ever body in?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:17 No.4572521
    Add a rope to the bottom of the lantern so we can climb it?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:17 No.4572522

    Xom is so nice.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:17 No.4572523
    Xom is pretty cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:17 No.4572529
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:18 No.4572534
    This is going to be baad.
    No, no. I meant like how do people USE it, and why doesn't everybody use it. You have to explain that. You have to have some requirements.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:19 No.4572541
    So I'm guessing this all means we won't be going to Candy Mountain then?


    Another round of beatings for me then I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:20 No.4572548
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    I don't think you understand the concept of "It's magic, I don't gotta explain shit"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:20 No.4572549
    eh incites chaos and doesn't afraid of anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:20 No.4572551
    We could ask Xom to build Candy Mountain while he's at it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:21 No.4572560
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    "And this tree... you can be a dwarf now. Yeah."
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:22 No.4572565

    I fucking love xom
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:22 No.4572566
    Ok now he's pushing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:22 No.4572567
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:22 No.4572573
    Oh lord Xom's going to ruin the world. Comfort Tree Dorf. He hates himself now, deep down.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:22 No.4572574
    a TREE becoming a dwarf? That's almost as bad as making an ELF a dwarf!

    ...ask Zom why he decided to show up. Just curious.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:22 No.4572575
    I don't know what to think about this.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:23 No.4572579
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    I'm cool too...
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:23 No.4572582
    don't ASK him what the catch is.

    Just enjoy the blessing!

    that's how this works.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:23 No.4572583

    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/17/09(Sun)00:24 No.4572590
    I wonder if he can still be deforested...
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:25 No.4572599

    What do you mean, everything can be deforested.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:25 No.4572600
    Now there's one less pansy ass faggoty tree and one more manly dorf.
    Xom is truly wise and you should recognize that.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:25 No.4572601

    No, you're boring.




    FUCK NO.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:25 No.4572602

    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)00:25 No.4572605
    Recruit Dryad Dorf into the party
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:26 No.4572607
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:26 No.4572609
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    And now Xom has left.

    Aldwin and Lily are still in the windmill, and Beardbeard is likely still in the top room, assuming Xom didn't do something to him.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:27 No.4572613
    Can we even do anything right now, or is this a non-interactive cutscene?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:27 No.4572618
    Hurr... Talk to the dwarf n stuff.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:28 No.4572626
    Make pancakes.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:28 No.4572627
    Somone is going to have to teach this dorf how to eat, as he no longer photosynthesize.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:28 No.4572629
    Perhaps we should get on to a quest to get back to the windmill. Lily must be frightened.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:29 No.4572632
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:29 No.4572639

    and how to breathe
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:30 No.4572643
    "...yay chaos?"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:31 No.4572653
    Have Coco use his TOTALLY AWESOME LICH POWERS to LICH US a way up to the windmill!

    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:32 No.4572662
    Wait- this brings up an interesting chance for EXPERIMENTATION.

    put DORF in room with ALE. give NO INSTRUCTIONS.

    let's see if they're NATURALLY ale-loving.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:32 No.4572671
    Are you going to do something to stop Xom? We're talking about a god who would turn our genitalia into a bunch of bananas and teleport us into a colony of rabid spider monkeys here.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:33 No.4572682


    Ohh, and see if Goldmoon can teleport us up there.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:34 No.4572694
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    pic related.

    Pancake supplies are up in the windmill.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:35 No.4572699

    And because it's Xom, they're actually giant spiders with monkey tails and a decently developed brain.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:35 No.4572703
    We are in control of Aldwin and he is in the windmill, so that shouldn't be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:35 No.4572709
    Cultist, there's a time and place. This isn't it.

    Can anyone levitate here? Or should we call for SUPERMADO?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:35 No.4572711
    Well then we must get up into the windmill.
    >> Xom 05/17/09(Sun)00:36 No.4572721
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    Thats likes breathes fire or somethings?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:38 No.4572728
    No, they breathe five.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:38 No.4572736
    Remove the Master Emerald and it'll sink back to the ground.
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    Awesome our way to the windmill
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:39 No.4572745
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    Right now we are Cultist actually.

    Goldmoon does not know how to teleport.

    Coco does not seem to be able to levitate, but she does seem to be working on something.
    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)00:40 No.4572746
    Help Dryad Dorf

    Aldwin is smart enough to make a rope ladder to get up or down from there, don't worry about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:40 No.4572749
    I've always had a question about that pic:

    What about if I can see why it would be awesome, but don't personally consider it such?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:40 No.4572753
    See if Tree Dwarf has any powers do to residual Xom magic on him.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:40 No.4572757

    Please be a plush doll of XOM

    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:40 No.4572758
    Let Coco do her work and make sure Goldmoon doesn't go apeshit again.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:41 No.4572761
    Reverse Pile-Drive everyone up to the Windmill
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:41 No.4572764
    Can cultist only give random mutations or at least control her own mutations? If so, mutate some wings and fly up there.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:44 No.4572790
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    >Concern self with Dryad Dorf

    He has moved himself to a bright, open patch of Sunson light.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:45 No.4572801

    Please check to make sure he's breathing.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:45 No.4572804
    Hey are we going to get to play Mado this session? We have to test our flying. Hey! Mado could fly us up! Let's get her!
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:46 No.4572810
    We shall teach him to be a dorf. First remind him to breathe.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:46 No.4572811
    Relocate Party next to tree Dorf, and use remaining Xom Magiks to REVERSE PILE-DRIVE EVERYONE UP TO THE WINDMILL
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:46 No.4572816
    Give him a tankard of ale, pour it in a sippy cup for him.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:46 No.4572820
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:48 No.4572828
    Ask Coco what she is doing. [Coco's a she, isn't she?] Well, to show it, preferably not AT anyone.

    ...and check in on our dwarf. What is he doing?
    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)00:49 No.4572839
    No one here knows how to be a dorf, we need to get BeardBeard down here so he can teach him right.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:51 No.4572850
    let's get him a pail of water and a pail of ale.

    Let's see if he stands in one.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:53 No.4572865
    Beardbeard my teach Tree-Dorf. I suggest>>4572811
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)00:54 No.4572875
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    >Check his breathing
    He seems to be breathing.

    >Get him ale
    You try to coerce him to a pub, seeing as you have no ale here. He seems adamant not to leave his spot.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:55 No.4572878
    I'm waiting for him to start burrying himself so he can start "Taking root"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:55 No.4572883
    Yes Goldmoon, we would appreciate you being useful. Grab his legs and carry him somewhere.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)00:56 No.4572888
    Looks like we're going to need Beardbeard after all. Is Coco done yet?
    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)00:57 No.4572900
    If we don't stop this we're going to have the first ever tan dorf

    That does not fly
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)00:58 No.4572909
    Forget about the dwarf. Yell at the windmill and ask for a reply. See if anyone can here you.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:02 No.4572940
    How's Nevada doing?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:03 No.4572947
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    >Is Coco done yet?
    Not yet.

    Goldmoon and Cultist get to work on getting this dorf moving towards civilization. Coco follows after, still diligently at work on... whatever.

    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:04 No.4572955
    Looks like we're Aldwin now. Have Lily tell us what they think of the situation.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:05 No.4572958
    Beardbeard: Boast about your female conquests to Aldwin.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:05 No.4572959
    Gently hug Lily about Goldmoon, not knowing she is fine right now. ...ask her what SHE wants to do, now that they are flying.
    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)01:05 No.4572960
    Lily, get to work on a rope ladder. you guys have rope right?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:06 No.4572963
    Aldwin! Locate rope/ladder while doing this have a heart to heart chat with Lily on this Pelor, Goldmoon and Coco business and steer her away from hating the undead/
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:06 No.4572971
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    Lily says its a good thing heights don't bother her, or this would be scary as hell. As is, she's worried Beardbeard will fuck up everything, somehow, but hopes she and Aldwin will make it back down in one piece.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:09 No.4572983
    Oh, it was a cork. Beardbeard can't fuck up anything other than the windmill anyways so you two shouldn't be in too much danger.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:10 No.4572998
    Was that just a giant cork that Xom used to patch up that hole?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:10 No.4573000
    Unless he decides to fuck YOU up.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:11 No.4573004
    Aldwin's innocent so he'd wonder why Lily dislikes Beardbeard.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:13 No.4573021
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    You set about working on Rope. You do indeed have some, and after securely tying it to the windmill, you toss it on down!

    Also Beardbeard seems to have hopped down too.

    Yes it was.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:14 No.4573032
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:15 No.4573035
    Sup Beardbeard? What've you been up to?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:15 No.4573040
    Lily: Stop Beardbeard from telling about Cultist.
    Beardbeard: Ignore the stupid child and just boast your manliness.
    Lily: Scream about stuff so that nobody could hear what he's saying and try to lead Aldwin away.
    Beardbeard: Not taking the hint, keep going except louder.
    Lily: Kick him to the nuts or something to shut him up.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:16 No.4573044
    Hmm, we're gunna need more rope. Try and find some hidden stash you don't know about.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/17/09(Sun)01:16 No.4573047
    moar rope! MOAR!
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:17 No.4573052
    Hmm... ask Beardbeard if he knows of some material we could use to extend the rope.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:17 No.4573053
    Ask Beardbeard if he's okay. We're nice, remember?
    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)01:17 No.4573055
    Well shit, we have anything to lengthen it like bed sheets?

    I would say spinn the blades for shitty propultion and crash somewhere but then how would we find cultest and them

    Also, lily, your mom is cured
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)01:26 No.4573106
    What animals can the beast card summon?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:27 No.4573117
    Lets experiment. Tell beardbeard to break off a piece of the island. See what happens.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:28 No.4573120
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    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:29 No.4573122
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    He suggests using the bricks of the windmill to build a stone rope. You wonder at the feasibility of his idea.

    You are unsure. You have never used a Beast card before.
    >> The Scribbler 05/17/09(Sun)01:31 No.4573134
    I know, but we killed a sun and a god

    i think we can manage
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:32 No.4573148
    Tell Beardbeard he can start working with that. Examine the Beast card and try to contact Nemelex or something like that to find out what it does.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:33 No.4573154
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:33 No.4573156
    Hmmm, hey Beardbeard how much can you jump? Ask Lily on her ideas as well, she had the high logic score, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:33 No.4573157
    But if we build a stone rope from the windmill, what will be anchor it down to?

    Let's see if Satan, Nemlex, or Pelor can help. Pref with a permanent portal to get us from the ground to the windmill, I see no reason why we shouldn't keep a floating windmill as our home.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:34 No.4573165
    Xom may find it amusing to remove the levitation enchantment at a later date.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:40 No.4573210
    You know what? Fuck it. Make fucking SAILS out of bedsheets and sail for lands far beyond!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:41 No.4573217
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    Beardbeard starts tearing down the windmill.

    >Ask Lily about this, she has a high Logic score
    Lily stops him, telling him we have no way of holding the bricks together for said rope. She suggests waiting on Cultist to find an answer - Cultist is smart, and she has Coco and Goldmoon with her. They can get us down somehow.

    >Ask Beardbeard how far he can jump
    "...Lets find out."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)01:42 No.4573226
    Draw it, and hope it does something that helps, if you get sheep, make sheep rope.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:44 No.4573235
    Use those wings to help your decent! Alternatively, XOM IS AMUSED.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:45 No.4573243

    QUICK! Start spinning your ax really really fast like a helicopter.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:45 No.4573246
    He's gonna smash the ground like meteor.

    Cultist and the folks, you better run like hell!
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:47 No.4573250
    Hey ask lily if shes attuned to pelor yet. Maybe he can get us out of this mess
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:48 No.4573263

    Use those tiny wings to slow your fall!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:48 No.4573264
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    He seems to have taken out a large section of the canopy of the nearby forest. Probably a tree or two as well. You doubt you would be able to replicate the feet and survive.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:50 No.4573273
    Isn't that the forest Nevada is in?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)01:50 No.4573276
    That forest isn't going to be there for long.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:52 No.4573285
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)01:52 No.4573286
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)01:55 No.4573302
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/17/09(Sun)01:57 No.4573316
    Where did we get the unknown chemical (2 vials) from?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)02:00 No.4573339
    Finalys room.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)02:01 No.4573347
    Back when we attacked Finlay in the Goldmoon Slayers building. He was working with acidic stuff, so we pockets a couple of bottles.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)02:01 No.4573349
    We should see if we have anything to make a parachute. Im sure we could make something for lily at least considering how small she is.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/17/09(Sun)02:02 No.4573352
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    New thread: >>4573350

    Yes, it is the forest Nevada is in.

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