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    79 KB Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:23 No.4557916  
    Pastry of Femininity. It is sweet, delicious and causes you to spontaneously turn into a girl when consumed. This transformation is complete to a genetic level, and although the new form will loosely conform to similar physical characteristics of the consumer's original gender, the resultant female will invariably be fit and attractive. The effect is permanant and irreversible by normal means, although it can be negated by opposing gender reversal magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:24 No.4557926
    [x] eat it
    [ ] don't eat it
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:25 No.4557933
    Jesus fucking christ, guys. Can't you keep this shit to yourself? You're as bad as furfags.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:26 No.4557939
    [ ] eat it
    [ ] don't eat it
    [x] sage it
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:26 No.4557940
    What happens if you fuck the pastry?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:27 No.4557941
    That pastry has a vagina.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:29 No.4557950
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    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:30 No.4557956
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:31 No.4557963
    rolled 93 = 93

    [ ] eat it
    [ ] don't eat it
    [x] sell it to the local king.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:33 No.4557976
    [ ] eat it
    [ ] don't eat it
    [x] fuck it
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:33 No.4557977
    Yeast infection.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:36 No.4557992
    Actually that should say "DD muffin with vagina nipple $1.00"
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:38 No.4558000
    Fuck that, being a female would suck.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:40 No.4558017
    rolled 15 = 15


    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:41 No.4558025
    I take it home and freeze it. Each new year's eve I shave off a small frozen crumb and sneak it into someone's food.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:48 No.4558080
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    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:48 No.4558081
    I'd eat half of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:54 No.4558108
    >new form will loosely conform to similar physical characteristics of the consumer's original gender, the resultant female will invariably be fit and attractive.

    That's a contradiction
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:55 No.4558112

    Technically, RAW the pastry would turn people who were already girls into fitter, more attractive versions of themselves. This means that fat girls could actually get thinner by eating cake.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:56 No.4558119
    Go back to /d/
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:57 No.4558128
    I would eat it, become fit and attractive woman, then find another pastry that turns me back into a male. Instant weight loss.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:59 No.4558135
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:59 No.4558137
    I read it to mean that a 5'8" man with blond hair and green eyes will become a 5'8" woman with blond hair and green eyes, but will shed the extra 200+ lbs that he had as a fa/tg/uy. Doesn't seem particularly contradictory.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:59 No.4558140
    > the resultant female will invariably be fit and attractive

    Get rid of this, and I might take it seriously. As is, Sage for Sex Fantasies
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:01 No.4558147
    Get real. Nobody wants to be a fat chick.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:02 No.4558149
    I would eat it in a heartbeat.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:03 No.4558160
    So? If it keeps everything else the same, I fail to see why it would miraculously make you this embodiment of hotness other than juvenile fantasy. Lose the pounds yourself, fucko.
    >> sage Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:04 No.4558165
    sage for the sage gods.

    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:05 No.4558171
    The mind of a fa/tg/uy in the body of a sexpot.

    The horror, the horror.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:13 No.4558226
    I would eat it. Then I would schlick.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:14 No.4558233
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    This looks like a job for dickerdoodles.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:17 No.4558250
    I would love one of these.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:18 No.4558252
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:19 No.4558258
    Would you even do so if you kept your own basic attractiveness - that is, fat slob stays fat slob, but fit, athletic guy becomes sexpot?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/15/09(Fri)01:19 No.4558261

    Being female is a condition lasting more than one round...
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:20 No.4558269
    No, the whole point is that you get to be a sexpot with no strings attached. This isn't a hambeast pastry.
    >> sage sage 05/15/09(Fri)01:21 No.4558277
    I don't remember what field sage goes in, so all fields it is!
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:21 No.4558281
    I'm going to continue to argue the point until this thread is so full of vitirol nobody is willing to continue in it, you realize. I'm off from work tommorrow, so I have all night.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:23 No.4558290
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:24 No.4558291
    Why don't you just have some pastry, instead? It'll make you feel better.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:25 No.4558305
    Because it's far better to continually put off faggots that think that they don't have to do anything to be hot except be female.

    Besides, the eclairs in there are for tommorrow evening's party.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:27 No.4558315
    Still eat it.

    I'm a mildly attractive male, I would be a mildly attractive female, which could be improved upon, since I would actually care.

    As it is I had to wait until I have the money to start hormone treatment.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:28 No.4558323
    You. You, I like.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:29 No.4558332
    Dickerdoodles cause you to become so bald and pig-like in appearance.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:30 No.4558342
    So, if I were to just eat the male cake instead, would I then become a thin and attractive version of myself?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:31 No.4558350
    What on earth makes you think there's a malecake?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:36 No.4558382
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:37 No.4558393
    What happens if you mix the male cake and the female cake?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:38 No.4558395
    Because some people like being guys. Getting to fuck women without all the needless dicking around with a strap-on is just the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:39 No.4558408
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:42 No.4558429
    Look, I just want to be a lipstick lesbian. Is that too much to ask?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:42 No.4558432
    If you're a fat man? Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:43 No.4558438
    Eating one pastry would turn me into a fit and attractive woman. Eating five more would turn me into a giant titted musclegirl
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:45 No.4558455
    I'm really much too attached to my penis
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:47 No.4558462
    I hate that this thread has so many non-sage replies.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:49 No.4558478
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:55 No.4558519
    I hate that the total number of posts in a thread no longer contributed to by sage posts.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:57 No.4558527
    oooo, i would be such a skanky bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:59 No.4558543
    I wouldn't trade +2 CHA for -4 STR and -2 CON.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:04 No.4558571
    I'm not sure. Would a mildly aspie girl be better than a midly aspie guy?

    Also, how am I going to explain to everyone that I suddenly changed gender, or does the pastry fix that problem as well?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:05 No.4558580

    Shut the fuck up and get outside you fucking moron.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:05 No.4558584
    >>mildly aspie

    No, just no. Pretend aspergers isn't real. Get on with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:08 No.4558604
    Hey fuck you. It's like seven in the morning over here.

    Will do skipper. But that still leaves the question of explaining to the world that me eating this pastry caused me to turn into a girl.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:11 No.4558628

    See: >>4558584

    And aside from that, mentally? Well, while I'd hope that your memories wouldn't change, your behavior probably would - disregarding some architectural differences between male and female brains, you would also have to deal with an entirely different endocrine system, hormones, glands, etc.

    Your behavior probably would change, though I cannot speculate as to what degree. Maybe a little, maybe a lot. Probably a lot.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:14 No.4558646
    It'd probably be a resisted change. People tend to have an idea of who they are in their heads - "This is how -I- act!" - and resist the attempts of their myriad moods to affect that. So any personality change due to biology would likely be slow and stressful, accompanied with lengthy introspection.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:21 No.4558688

    Hm. It's probably something would never entirely go away, really. I suppose at some point you'd end up with a mentality somewhere between your personality and learned behaviors and the drives of your wetware.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:25 No.4558724
    That's a good point.

    "Okay, don't freak out, but I ate this pastry see and now-"

    "Who the hell are you? You don't work here! SECURITY!"
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:26 No.4558736
    I'd totally her new wetware.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)02:30 No.4558758
    of course i'd eat it, save me the money for spending on hormones and surgery that i don't have because i cant get a fucking job.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:07 No.4558924
    I'd eat it. It sounds like it could be fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:19 No.4558957
    Save pastry. Find man-pastry. Discover secret to creating both types of pastry. Become obscenely rich magical baker who lives as an eccentric hermit in the mountains so that nobody has ever seen his/her face, or even knows his/her true gender. Actually employ several understudies to do all the baking. Be perpetually about town as a fit and attractive man-, woman-, or combination-of-the-two-about-town with limitless pocket money and the ability to change gender with nothing more than a light snack.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:22 No.4558979
    Your task now is to find the Rather Suggestive Eclair.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:23 No.4558982
    Insert joke about 'cream filling' here.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:24 No.4558992
    BROTIP: there's just like, one guy who keeps bumping this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:27 No.4559000
    everyone on /tg/ suffers from gender issues
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:29 No.4559007
    My only gender issue is that somebody tricked me into eating that goddamn pastry.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:30 No.4559012
    Could I feed it to an ugly girl to make her hot?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:36 No.4559042
    Rules as written, yes. Yes, you can.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:39 No.4559059
    To stop the sagebombers, here's the new effect.

    Eating the pastry will torn any male into a female version of themselves. Fa/tg/uys will become fa/tg/irls.

    If fed to a girl, it will do nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:40 No.4559063
    I disregard your house rule.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:41 No.4559076
    I imagine living with a vagina is like living with a T.V. that can never be turned off.

    You just don't know when you're going to wake up in a puddle of your own menstrual fluids.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:43 No.4559080
    >To stop the sagebombers
    >Repeats OP with worse english.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:44 No.4559087
    What sagebombers?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:47 No.4559111
    That's funny, my T.V. doesn't menstruate. Maybe only certain models do it? Mine's a Magnavox, if it helps. Should I get a Sony instead?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:49 No.4559130
    I hear you can coax a TV to menstruate by switching between Oprah and The View
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)14:57 No.4559186
    Self-loathing Aspie mind

    They conform better so it's less apparent. Perhaps yes, since you have tits and vag rather than neckbeard and beergut.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:18 No.4559319
    Much rather have genitalia that doesn't bleed every month.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:21 No.4559339

    Some would contend that multiple orgasms are nature's way of saying "hey, sorry about the whole period thing"
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:29 No.4559389
    Have you ever had a urinary tract infection? It's like your penis is ON FIRE.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:33 No.4559409
    No & I don't plan on having one.
    The pros aren't as many as the cons. I really don't want to be a female get knocked up and push a bowling ball out of me. Or have a greater chance of getting raped...etc.

    I'm fine with my single powerful orgasm and my penis.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:33 No.4559411

    Ever had a kidney stone? When that motherfucker first hits, you'll feel like you've been shot. Goddamn thing felled me like the Grim fucking Reaper mid-sentence, while I was chatting with a friend. Poor guy just stood there, thunderstruck, as I curled up on the floor and started gasping, "oh fuck, oh Jesus, someone get me to the hospital."
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:34 No.4559415
    >single powerful orgasm
    HAHAHAHA HAHA AHAHAHA... hehehe... sorry, I'll compose myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:35 No.4559419
    /tg/ wants to be a girl, except when it doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:36 No.4559425
    If you're not having sex on a daily basis the more intense of an orgasm is when you do have sex. While there is a cool down period you can get back in the game fairly quickly.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:49 No.4559474
    Oh, you're good
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:57 No.4559522
    >Or have a greater chance of getting raped...etc.
    >greater chance

    Do you really think the 'Russian rapist woman' incident will happen to a typical fa/tg/uy?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:59 No.4559526
    Perhaps in Russia.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:13 No.4559622
    I was under the impression that he was referring to assrape.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:17 No.4559653
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:17 No.4559655
    >If you're not having sex on a daily basis the more intense of an orgasm is when you do have sex.

    If that's at all true then my first orgasm with a woman after this dryspell will split fucking concrete. I've not gotten laid in months.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:18 No.4559657

    It's not as kind as it sounds, no matter what you may fantasize about.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:34 No.4559802
    Fuck I wish lol, she fed him, gave him new clothes and put $30 in his hand before kicking him to the curve. I'd go back for seconds.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:37 No.4559826
    Man, you guys are DOUBLE VIRGINS. You are so virginal that if you were to fuck a porn star, she'd become a nun.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:39 No.4559844
    I don't get it.

    You guys spend hundreds of dollars on miniatures and Twinkies.
    You whine about wanting to get laid so bad.

    Why not just hire an escort/prostitute?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:41 No.4559854
    I beg your pardon.

    I only spend dozens of dollars on twinkies.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:43 No.4559873
    Would fap again
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:45 No.4559886
    Yeah... per day.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:47 No.4559897
    Some things money can't buy, like being born a girl in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:48 No.4559909
    Can it buy you fags a wake-up call for your retarded delusions?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)16:53 No.4559930
    Best thing in life are free
    >> sage sage 05/15/09(Fri)16:58 No.4559965
    sage goes in all fields
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:01 No.4559997
    >Eating the pastry will torn any male into a female version of themselves. Fa/tg/uys will become fa/tg/irls.
    No. Takes away the whole point.

    Anyway, what happens if one eats HALF a pastry?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:03 No.4560010
    you become a trap, 3/4ths makes you a dickgirl.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:04 No.4560024
    What if you eat two?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:05 No.4560033
    OP's post gave me gas.

    And that's terrible.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:06 No.4560039
    1/4 = trap
    1/2 = shemale
    3/4 = futa
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:06 No.4560047
    you die.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:07 No.4560056
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:09 No.4560068
    >What if you eat two?
    Uncontrollable genderbender syndrome; makes you change sex at random whenever you least expect it.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:10 No.4560072
    Hey, there's an interesting thought. If you eat a whole one, or if you're already female, and then you eat another...would you like...grow a clone?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:10 No.4560075
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:11 No.4560082
    There are some things money can't buy.

    For everything else, there's an internet forum devoted to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:12 No.4560086
    what happens if i shove 3 up my ass.. Finely cut up one and snort it and then mainline the crumbs.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:13 No.4560095
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:14 No.4560098
    you break free from the matrix.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)17:16 No.4560122
    Xom is pleased. He summons a minion to help you.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:05 No.4561076
    why does this have 125 replies.

    also, what happens if you eat two of them?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/15/09(Fri)19:08 No.4561094
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    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:09 No.4561102
    ...oh. Oh god. OH GOD.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:11 No.4561111
    I don't get it. Help me out.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:11 No.4561115
    ...I don't get it.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/15/09(Fri)19:13 No.4561128
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    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:14 No.4561135
    Relatively subtle. I approve. Congratulations, tripfags.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:15 No.4561142
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    >>I don't get it

    OK. Does this help?:

    >>also, what happens if you eat two of them?

    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:15 No.4561149
    I don't see how my desire to be a girl is any more delusional than faggots who want to be less fat or have a bigger rod than that cigarette butt they call their penis,
    Protip; the only reason they have psychs evaluating you before you get transition is because transition is a crapshoot, it is very often ineffective compared to peoples expectations and can ruin your life compared to just getting a tit job, no one would give a fuck if changing into a girl was a complete painless process that didn't have an awkward in between period of 3-5 years.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)19:21 No.4561193

    I thought it was a double nigger joke but I guess that works.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)21:28 No.4562124
    only YOU;
    can autosage this thread
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)21:28 No.4562127
    Ha! This thread is still going. Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)21:36 No.4562204
    Eat pastry
    Receive dickings
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)21:51 No.4562351
    You know, this shit really is worse than furfags. I didn't agree with that at first but then I read the thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)21:53 No.4562369
    >>I am a furfag and constantly read their shit
    thats nice, I hear fchan is a crazy place, welcome to /t/rans/g/ender
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:00 No.4562453
    being man is betterar
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:02 No.4562468
    Holy hell, this thing is still going?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:04 No.4562494
    not if you want to be cute, and the majority of /tg/ appearantly does, besides, most of the neckbeards here are weak and don't benefit from the advantages men have over women and all the disadvantages,
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:06 No.4562521
    Seriously, stop.
    >> Meow the Magnificent 05/15/09(Fri)22:08 No.4562540
    >If fed to a girl, it will do nothing.

    B.. but..

    I could have used the fit effect.

    But I guess that depends on what "fit" meant. I'd probably die if I lost weight, but what about generic body malfunctions?

    Could have been handy.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:09 No.4562546
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:10 No.4562548
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:10 No.4562552
    >> DevilUnarmedSwordsage 05/15/09(Fri)22:11 No.4562556
    >I could have used the fit effect.
    We know.
    I've.... seen.
    >> DevilUnarmedSwordsage 05/15/09(Fri)22:12 No.4562568
    Just keep posting until autosage.
    Active saging won't do shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:13 No.4562573
    collaborate and listen
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:13 No.4562576
    It will if you faggots quit bumping with your shitfest
    >> Meow the Magnificent 05/15/09(Fri)22:14 No.4562581
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    Don't make me cough on you.

    I have girl germs.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:14 No.4562585
    I don't even need a reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:15 No.4562593
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:17 No.4562604
    No you don't. Y chromosome.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:17 No.4562606
    just let the faggot waste his time, he will never learn saging is useless but that doesn't mean we should have to waste our time trying to teach him

    i doubt the majority of tg could bench much more than a woman and i think even fewer actually care about how strong they are, /tg/ would be much better female. they might even be more comfortable RPing shit than rather just going LAWL i CRIT THE DRAGON HAHA
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:20 No.4562623

    Reassignment surgery isn't contagious, you will never turn other fat neckbearded men into fat neckbearded girls.
    >> DevilUnarmedSwordsage 05/15/09(Fri)22:20 No.4562630
    Oh, they wish.
    >> Meow the Magnificent 05/15/09(Fri)22:23 No.4562655
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    Regardless of what we all thing my gender is, my body is made of fail.

    The original conditions in the OP would be nice just for that.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:23 No.4562656
    I can bench 140, which is more than I weigh. And I do care, which is why I go to the gym on fridays.

    (Except today. I didn't get to sleep until 9am because I was trying to figure out how to work the stall for a miss in an L1 data cache.)

    Though if we're talking MtF transformations, wouldn't it be reasonable for the subject to keep their strength?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:26 No.4562680
    no, females have significantly less muscle mass than males and an even harder time gaining it, women are phsyicaly inferior to men of the same amount of work out in almost every way, although it wouldn't be unreasonable to think you would be able to beat the crap out of most weak silly neckbeards, and you could easily beat your new girlfriends in an arm wrestle,
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:26 No.4562684
    I lol'd at this thread. Also bumping to further enrage neckbeards who don't even like battletech.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:29 No.4562704
    I'm reasonably healthy already, I think this would be an interesting theme to explore if the "makes you fit and hot" condition was removed. As is it's basically wanky wish-fulfillment.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:29 No.4562710
    I didn't say "women are as strong as men." I said "a male magically transformed into a woman could keep his strength." The strongest women in the world, while not close to the strongest men, are still far stronger than a typical, fit, muscled man in his prime. This shows the capability for a woman to be as strong as a man, and thus removes the only reasoning I can see for a man to lose his strength when transformed.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:32 No.4562730
    >The strongest women in the world, while not close to the strongest men, are still far stronger than a typical, fit, muscled man in his prime.

    I doubt it. At least for what I think of as a typical fit muscular man. Might be a bit past, but that's freaky steroided she hulks.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)22:36 No.4562770
    you loose it for the same reason you loose other stuff, unless your suggesting that it would make you a hideous mannish cuntboy with tits and not at all repreportion your body correctly to be feminine, you WIll loose muscle mass.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:21 No.4563128
    only YOU;
    can autosage this thread
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:24 No.4563154
    sage'd for inappropriate use of pastry
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:32 No.4563212
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    This woman is purported to be the strongest alive. She's not pretty, but I wouldn't call her hideously ugly.

    You can find milder examples of women who are both strong and attractive. It's not really THAT hard.

    I weigh 132. A woman of my mass would not be a mannish cuntboy with tits.

    I have a friend who's around 150, but looks as thin as I do--no more massive than any of the female bodybuilders you see on exercise commercials. He's also very strong. I see no reason someone of his mass and musculature would lose anything, either.

    If your argument is "A woman cannot bench her weight and be attractive," I'm just not seeing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:35 No.4563234
    This pastry... it was made for me...
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:36 No.4563244
    look, being a woman is more than just tits and pussy, they have an entirely different body structure and muscle structure, you are not going to be as strong as you are as a man unless you want to look like one, if you want to bullshit because its magic, fine, that doesn't make it logical, that makes it wish fulfillment,
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:39 No.4563263

    I'm pretty sure everything about this thread's topic was ALREADY magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)23:43 No.4563299

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