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    12 KB The Apocalypse Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)04:56 No.4552543  
    Great news everyone! I've recently invented a device that's turned the popular roleplaying game, FATAL, into a movie script! Even better, I've recently hired Uwe Boll to direct.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)04:57 No.4552555
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    It will be called FATAL, The Roll for Anal Circumference.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)04:58 No.4552557
    Oh, Farnsworth, you cad!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:00 No.4552578
    Well, now we know what one of his doomsday devices was.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:03 No.4552597
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:04 No.4552602
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    >> Meow the Magnifique 05/14/09(Thu)05:07 No.4552623
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    That dog won't hunt, monsignor.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:08 No.4552634
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    Hedonism Bot will be producing!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:09 No.4552636
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    Sorry, but I've already beaten you to that idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:11 No.4552645
    This is a recipe for success! Three horrible ideas merge into one giant trainwreck of Don't Know if Want!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:11 No.4552650
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    Here, a recent picture of me disciplining the leading man.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:13 No.4552659
    didn't you already make this last year farnswoth?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:16 No.4552679
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    Wernstrum! You would steal my ideas before I had them!

    Well for my version of the movie, I'm going to top your fish as lead actor idea and cast the corpse of Brian Blessed!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:18 No.4552690
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:19 No.4552692
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    This reminds me of the time me and my group fought an eldritch horror with the voice of gilbert gottfried. Lo did its voice rip the very sanity from our minds.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:21 No.4552704
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    Hey! This plan sounds awesome. Awesome to the max!

    And you need a 1980s Reaganite shark to lead you through the financial jungle.

    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:24 No.4552718
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:24 No.4552721
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:26 No.4552729
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    Scruffy's mildly excited by this movie idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:28 No.4552738
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    I roll for indifference.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:31 No.4552753
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:42 No.4552808
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    The budget on this movie is climbing faster than a greensnake up a sugar cane tree.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:43 No.4552812
    Everyone hates OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:44 No.4552816
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    I have been informed this is some kind of historical film.

    I, Calculon, the greatest Acting Unit of all time, am at your service!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:47 No.4552831
    This thread makes me laugh.
    STOP IT..seriously.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:50 No.4552844
    really annoying when you read the post in people's voices
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:52 No.4552854
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    Husband! What are you doing looking all three-dimensional?

    I'm taking Dwight. Boy needs a 2D father.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:54 No.4552860
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    Give us a name, MacButt!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:56 No.4552876
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    Ha ha!

    Looks like I'm your boy's daddy for the second time, and your wife's husband for the third!

    Check out my fine two-dimensional Barbados body, you realistically coloured loser!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:57 No.4552885
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    Yo, Professer, can I have a part?

    I want to be in one of the wandering rape gangs from the book. I'm not certain what that is, but I know I'll like it.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)05:58 No.4552887
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:01 No.4552905
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    What? A movie-film?

    Zoidberg is up for any role! And I can call my Uncle Harold maybe?

    Please! I'm living in non-delicious trash!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:02 No.4552908
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:03 No.4552912
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    Eureka! A robot rape gang during scene six is exactly what this movie needs!

    Calculon, are you interested in playing the leading man?

    By the way, can someone hand me a towel? I was just in the bath.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:04 No.4552917
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:05 No.4552923
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:06 No.4552929
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:06 No.4552935
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    This sounds great, mang! I wanna join too!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:06 No.4552936
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:07 No.4552943
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    This thread! On my internet! I can hear the characters say the lines in their correct voices in my head!

    Birdman, get in here!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:08 No.4552947
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    No, you imbecilic arthropod. There we no whatever you ares in medieval Europe, just humans and robots. And the humans were all an ungodly pasty white! They could only be cured of that skin tone by finding special belts.

    You can have a bit part, but I'm playing the leader of the rape gangs. Look, I've even been working out!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:10 No.4552960
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    I shall now read from the book of FATAL, most hallowed of documents.

    And lo, he did say:
    According to a prominent philosopher, males tend to be more spirited, savage, simple, and less cunning. Females, on the other hand, tend to be more compassionate than males, more easily moved to tears, at the same time are more jealous, more querulous, and are more apt to scold and strike. Females are, furthermore, more false of speech, and more deceptive. Females are also more wakeful, shrinking and difficult to rouse to action.

    The philosopher's observations presented above are generalizations and do not hold true for all characters. Certainly, it is possible to find a surpassingly shameless male, or a female who is less susceptible to depression than males, but these instances are the exception to the rule, assuming that the above observations are correct.

    According to the adjustments above, it may seem as though males are superior, though it is important to understand that there are other instances, such as nurturing, that are not apparent in the adjustments and may become evident and valuable during role-playing. The function of altering gender according to the table above is to shift the averages of the sexes to more closely resemble reality. The shift in range represents masses of characters better than extreme instances. For instance, the highest measured Intelligence is that of a female, though by large numbers females tend to score slightly lower than males in Intelligence. In this case, shifting the range lower for females also prevents the possibility of a female possessing the highest Intelligence. This is an unfortunate limitation.

    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:11 No.4552966
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    I'LL TAKE THE CASE! (while reading this post in my voice)
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:12 No.4552970
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:14 No.4552981
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    You could always play as one of the rape VICTIMS, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:15 No.4552989
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    My own clone?!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:16 No.4552992
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    And I already have a historical outfit!

    Zoidberg is useful again!

    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:17 No.4552998
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    Playing a rape-crazed gang leader will be easy, considering that each night I transform into a bloodthirsty were-car and prey upon the unsuspecting citizenry.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:19 No.4553008
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    But father! Taking that role will surely upset your loyal fans to the point where they succumb to projectile amnesia!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:22 No.4553017
    I don't even wish to know how projectile amnesia works.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:22 No.4553020
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    This movie concept makes me Ho Ho HOMICIDAL!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:23 No.4553022
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    You simply play him on the television.

    Nice try. I assume you have also applied for the role?

    Needless to say you cannot top my ACTING TALENT!

    The die is cast, whoever you are.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:24 No.4553025
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    There'll be no raping going on while I'm here!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:25 No.4553028
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    We can't stop here, this is whaler country.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:26 No.4553029
    And now the whalers of thee moon song is playing in my head, you motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:26 No.4553034
    I love you /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:27 No.4553038
    "I waited for you, Fry."
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:27 No.4553040
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    Just you try and stop us!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:28 No.4553043


    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:28 No.4553044
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    Oh come on Lela. FATAL was one of the great classics of my time, and now they're making it into a movie!

    Just let me rape you onscreen. Just once.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:30 No.4553049
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:35 No.4553069
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    Hey, don't be like that, baby. Come to bed, and we can rape each other.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:38 No.4553076
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    Find out why they call me the Velour Fog.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:45 No.4553102
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    If you don't shut up, I'm going to be rolling on those FATAL critical hit tables - then we'll see how you like having a severed urethra.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:50 No.4553119
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    I think she's talking to you.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:50 No.4553120
    But it'll be a *sexy* severed urethra if you do it, lela.

    Let's face it, this rape scene in the FATAL movie was made for you and me.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:52 No.4553129
    God. Damn. It. /tg/.

    I love you all. Physically. Roll for anal circumference so I can put it in you all.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:55 No.4553141
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    I dunno. Did you remember to role on the chart to determine your sexual alignment?

    I roll hetero, all the time. *UNF*!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:57 No.4553153
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    De first scene of de movie starts filmin' on de Brainslug planet.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:58 No.4553156
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    What scene are we shooting first?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)06:59 No.4553160
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    In this scene you just walk around, not wearing a hat.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:11 No.4553205
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    rolled 1 = 1

    That's it! I finally found the table - now I'm going to find out what I do to you!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:14 No.4553214
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    rolled 91 = 91

    Okay, almost there...
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:17 No.4553222
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    rolled 2, 4, 3, 1 = 10

    There we go! Right in the kneecap!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:19 No.4553230
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    You may have shattered my kneecaps, but you can't shatter my love, leela.
    >> dice 1d10 Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:37 No.4553297
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    That's it. One more roll!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:44 No.4553323
    rolled 9 = 9

    Damn you duplicate file entries!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:50 No.4553342
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    rolled 37 = 37

    Left Arm!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)07:54 No.4553363
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    Okay... That felt less than enthralling.

    Why are you making a movie out of this game, anyways, Professor? This is even more boring than Dungeons and Dragons.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)08:02 No.4553407
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    Why to destroy the world Leela, of course. Once the film is produced, I can place a copy into my large hadron collider.

    The miniature black hole will mix with the sheer suckitude of the film, causing a catastrophic chain reaction, destroying everything in existence.

    I was getting low on doomsday devices, that's all.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)08:05 No.4553425
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own FATAL movie! With rape aaaaannd Hookers aaaaannd anal circumference! Actually, forget the movie!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)08:18 No.4553478
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    OH SHI
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)08:24 No.4553497
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    And now I know what would happen if I decided to make a movie based on an RPG.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)08:26 No.4553502
    Fucking bravo archive.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)09:29 No.4553712

    A++++ would read again
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)09:41 No.4553767
    I can't rate this thread highly enough
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)09:54 No.4553816
    Oh god I read this whole thread with their voices. What is this mind game.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)10:27 No.4553934


    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)10:29 No.4553947

    You mean you take a 10 for indifference?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)14:09 No.4555274
    this NEEDS to be archived
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)14:11 No.4555285
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 1 times now.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)16:07 No.4556302
    Fucking amazing!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)16:59 No.4556764
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    ooo can it be zoidberg's turn now?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)17:09 No.4556877
    Sup/tg/ already has it archived. Christ, get with the program people.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:07 No.4557048
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    You're up, Zoidberg.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:16 No.4557100
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    Yaaay! People are paying attention to me!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:58 No.4557279
    What happens next?!
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)22:00 No.4557292
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)22:36 No.4557439
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    And now we know what would happen if Zoidberg was the topic of conversation.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)22:43 No.4557478
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    This is more exciting than the bloated carcass of a dead whale!

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