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  • File :1241937321.png-(35 KB, 600x400, 26.png)
    35 KB Dorf Quest XLV Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:35 No.4514421  
    Old thread: >>4513074

    You wake up in some sort of infirmary.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:36 No.4514431
    >vore
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:37 No.4514433
    Look around and find out what happened after you were knocked out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:38 No.4514439
    >>4514421

    "So. Did I win?"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:38 No.4514440
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    "Good morning, General Garrelf. The Queen wishes to sssee you oncsse you are feeling well again!" The nurse naga proclaims.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:38 No.4514446
    Ask where our Queenie be. Since we're not in a prison, I'm assuming we won. But let me get the twist, she's Queen and we're just her hubby. Well so long as she does what we say and uses the army as we want it to be used it's all good. Let's go to our new throne room!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:38 No.4514447
    Looks like we won. Otherwise that naga would probably not be smiling and we'd be in jail.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:38 No.4514450
    Ask the sweet half orc half naga mama how we got here. Also if shes free tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:39 No.4514452
    Wait what, general?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:39 No.4514453
    >>4514431
    God damn it, I was trying not the think of that for the longest time...

    ...what are we sleeping on? And ask about our current condition. IE are we a POW, or a leader.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:39 No.4514455
    >>4514446
    >>4514447
    Wewonotherwisewe'dbeinjailmind.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:41 No.4514458
    Sit up and look around.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:41 No.4514460
    >>4514440

    "...What do you mean, "General?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:42 No.4514462
    Well, I think we didn't win.


    ...

    Arillia did.
    >> That guy who knows where its going. 05/10/09(Sun)02:42 No.4514464
    >>4514460
    I Get the feeling i know where this is going.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:42 No.4514467
    Do what she says.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:43 No.4514471
    >>4514464
    Here, probably? >>4514462
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:45 No.4514483
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    Oh Garrelf, you magnificent bastard!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:46 No.4514492
    >>4514462
    Well, close enough.
    We wanted an army and we got one.
    Also our Queen is a Queen again.
    Everybody's happy.
    >> No one wears Ringlets in this day and age anymore Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:46 No.4514493
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    >>4514450
    >you free tonight?
    "B-b-but aren't you married to the queen?"

    >>4514460
    >What do you mean, General?
    "The Queen declared you leader of our tribe's warriors!"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:47 No.4514501
    >>4514493
    "Oh right. Married. Nevermind."

    Also ask where you can find the Queen and go meet up with her.
    >> That guy who totally didnt see that coming 05/10/09(Sun)02:47 No.4514505
    >>4514493
    Oops.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:47 No.4514510
    >>4514493
    I FUCKING KNEW IT
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:48 No.4514513
    >>4514493
    PFFFFT! I'm sure if we said the right words we could get a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:48 No.4514514
    >>4514493
    So Arialla must have made herself queen. I guess that settles the return to royalty quest.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:49 No.4514517
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    >>4514501
    "I will take you to her, posssthassste!"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:49 No.4514518
    >>4514493

    "Nobody said the queen wouldn't be involved".

    Lets get some hot Shadrakai on Elf on Naga action going here.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:49 No.4514519
    >>4514493
    "I sure am, dollface!"
    Then get out of bed and slap her on the... well where her butt WOULD be. Simply because you're general and you can gt away with that shit. Then ask for directions to the throne room with a wink.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:50 No.4514521
    >>4514514
    Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that just yet. She is an elf after all, and elf are arrogant, pretentious bastards. She probably wouldn't be happy being Queen of the Nagas and would still demand she regains her elven royalty back.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:51 No.4514527
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:52 No.4514529
    >>4514521
    Easily solved. We will take our army of nagas and kick the asses off the army of elves and both will be ours.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:52 No.4514530
    How about before we fuck the first thing we meet (and probably anger one of our last allies), we first ask the nurse her name?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:55 No.4514543
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    >>4514518
    >>4514519
    >Flirt aggressively

    >>4514530
    >Name?
    She introduces herself as Krann.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:56 No.4514545
    >>4514521
    Forgot about that. Well maybe she isn't a pretentious bitch like the other elves...
    Heh.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:57 No.4514550
    I think we should just let the whole Beardbeard thing go. It started as an act of vengeance, and if we take revenge on him, it'll only get him pissed off at us. And don't think he won't be a threat. Even if we kill him, a guy like Beardbeard will probably fight his way out of Hell somehow. It's in our best interest to just enjoy the wealth we're accumlating instead of wasting it on settling an old grudge that won't really get us anything in return.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:58 No.4514553
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    >>4514545
    You're joking, right?

    >>4514543
    Ah, and /tg/ continues to treat women in the game just like it used to. Some things don't change it seems.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:58 No.4514554
    >>4514530
    Uh, how exactly can you sex something like that anyways?..
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:58 No.4514555
    >>4514550
    Beardbeard would probably go for an alliance.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:58 No.4514556
    >>4514543

    Respect her wishes, but keep in your mind that she's prolly seen your penis while she was treating your wounds.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:58 No.4514561
    >>4514543
    ... So, we're going to get ourselves a harem composed of one female of every nation we take over?
    Queeny likes kinky stuff, I remember that from when we met her.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:59 No.4514565
    >>4514554
    With MAGIC of course!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:59 No.4514569
    >>4514543
    Well that's enough of that. We'll come back and mess with her more later. Now directions to the throne... and what the hell make THAT flirtatious. Or she could walk us there. And we can make it obvious we're checking her out. Damn it's fun messing with heads, and pretty in-character for Garrelf.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:00 No.4514570
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    >>4514527
    This. These are goddamn lamias here. Nagas are asshole snake monster motherfuckers with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    Fucking japanese turning everything sexy. Fuck.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:00 No.4514571
    >>4514550
    Beardbeard wants Garrelf dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:01 No.4514574
    >>4514565
    Oh, ok. Keep her around then, have her meet the queen.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:02 No.4514581
    >>4514543
    Stop teasing the naga nurse. She seems slightly prudish, and I don't like breaking those characters. :(
    Just go see queenie, and see what happened while you were out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:02 No.4514583
    >>4514571
    Since when? He just went into a blind range and then wandered off.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:02 No.4514586
    >>4514571
    Well I think right now he's preoccupied with ruling and expanding his kingdom, but if he finds out Garrelf has a part in killing off Sunbeard in the first place, things will get ugly.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:03 No.4514589
    >>4514543
    All right all right, let's go meet the queen already then.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:03 No.4514590
    >>4514493
    >"B-b-but aren't you married to the queen?"
    so wait does that make us king?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:03 No.4514592
    >>4514583
    Some faggot told Beardbeard to put him and Satan on his hit list. /tg/ would probably talk him out of it though.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:03 No.4514594
    Leave her be, since she asked so nicely.

    >>4514561
    Or possibly of males. Arialla's really into guy/guy stuff.
    >> The Scribbler 05/10/09(Sun)03:04 No.4514600
    >>4514571
    I don't think so, when he pissed gar off he was berserk, he doesn't even know Gar is pissed at him at all
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:05 No.4514609
    Can we start worshiping Poseidon? That way, we can expand on our teleportation powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:05 No.4514610
    >>4514592
    That's because Beardbeard found out that Garrelf had killed Sunbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:06 No.4514613
    >>4514590
    Might not work like that in their country. Last ruler was High Priest. Speaking of which, we should join the religion.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:07 No.4514621
    >>4514586
    Satan told Beardbeard that he had Garrelf kill sunbeard.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)03:07 No.4514624
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    >>4514570
    Nagas, Lamias, fuck if I know the difference anymore. They seem pretty interchangeable these days. Since I said it first, these are Nagas.

    The queen seems happy to see you.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:08 No.4514627
    >>4514613
    We are kinda worshiping SATAN atm. Though depends how his duel went.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:09 No.4514633
    >>4514627
    O right....
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:09 No.4514634
    >>4514624
    No grudges anymore, eh? Hug back.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:09 No.4514635
    >>4514621

    Oh wait, yes he did. Man these things are starting to get hard to follow.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:09 No.4514636
    >>4514624
    Okay, be mad that she zapped you unconcious! Hell maybe even stomp off to the Temple. And join the religion, have to get on with the subjects.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:10 No.4514639
    >>4514624
    Happy to see you?
    Or judging by the target of that jump, happy to see "you"?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:10 No.4514640
    >>4514624
    Now's not the time to bury your face in Garrelfs crotch queenie.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:10 No.4514641
    >>4514624
    Is she giving him a blowjob?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:10 No.4514643
    >>4514624
    "Whoa now! Blowjobs later, woman!"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:10 No.4514646
    >>4514624
    Ask how our kingdom is coming. Also recommend this Krann as our personal maid/ servant.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:11 No.4514651
    >>4514624
    Sex later, explanations now!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:11 No.4514653
    >>4514633
    In that case, lets learn some translocation magic. We have a natural affinity for it because of our extraplanar nature, so learning should be quick.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:11 No.4514655
    >>4514627
    No we're not. We've a DEAL with him, but it's purely business. He never mentioned anything about not worshiping any other gods.
    >> The Scribbler 05/10/09(Sun)03:13 No.4514663
    >>4514624
    "It's good to be the king"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:13 No.4514664
    >>4514643

    BLASPHEMY. THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR A BLOW JOB. SO SPEAKETH CAPSLOCK THE IDIOTIC. I NOW RETURN TO MY ETERNAL SLUMBER.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:13 No.4514666
    >>4514655
    Remember when we ate SATANS delicious sandwich? That was the test to join his religion.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)03:14 No.4514672
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    >>4514640
    Actually it seems like it is.

    >>4514646
    >Can Krann be maid?
    "She can be your concubine for all I care. Hell, bring her along, lets goooooooo already."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:15 No.4514677
    >>4514666
    Fairly sure we can get through that by the fact we gave no consent. Satan can respect using loop holes and such.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:15 No.4514679
    >>4514672
    >"She can be your concubine for all I care. Hell, bring her along, lets goooooooo already."

    "Y'know, I think I really love you."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:16 No.4514681
    >>4514666
    >666
    Irony, thy name is /tg/.
    Yeah, we are kinda worshiping Satan now. Think Queenie is as well. Don't think he would like either of us converting.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:16 No.4514684
    >>4514672
    ...Can Krann join? I'm not sure how but it seems despite the fact she's Queen that we're in a position of power.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:16 No.4514685
    >>4514672
    FUCK YEAH! Drag Krann with you and let's have an orgy!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:16 No.4514687
    Gnome, don't you go interrupting this sex with a pause screen.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:17 No.4514691
    >>4514672
    YESSSS!

    Its good to be the king...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:18 No.4514697
    I think this is a good time to check on everybody else.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:18 No.4514701
    >>4514672
    ...ask Krann if she wants to come. If not, eh, her loss.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:18 No.4514706
    >>4514651

    How about both at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:19 No.4514710
    >>4514672
    bring her along.

    BRING HER ALONG!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:20 No.4514711
    >>4514666
    ... freaky
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:20 No.4514713
    >>4514697
    Specifically Nevada. She needs to know that Goldmoon is pretty okay now, and that Finlay has returned, and that Kav wasn't lying and doesn't deserve to die.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:20 No.4514716
    Aaaaaaand.... pause screen.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)03:23 No.4514732
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    >>4514666
    Shut up, Satan.

    >>4514687
    Too early in the night for a pause screen.


    Krann is really regretting her first being xenophilic in nature. Garrelf is rather pleased with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:23 No.4514733
    Imagine what we could do with Krann's tail...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:23 No.4514736
    >>4514672

    Wink at Krann
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:24 No.4514740
    >>4514732
    Huh. Was sure it was going to be a pause. Anyway Gnome can you clear this up for us : Can we worship another god or are we worshiping Satan?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:24 No.4514741
    >>4514732
    score, now keep her for a harem.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:24 No.4514746
    We should make a naga HAREM after this. And train them in various skills to help on our adventures/bodygaurding.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:25 No.4514750
    >>4514732
    Garrelf's face here is made of WIN and AWESOME!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:25 No.4514751
    >>4514732
    >Garrelf is rather pleased with this.

    Bloody masochist.

    Concentrate on trying to make Krann feel comfortable. It's her first time in this and everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:25 No.4514753
    >>4514732
    Early? Meh, no complaints here.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:25 No.4514754
    >>4514732
    OH GOD GARRELF'S FACE! THAT IS GOING TO HAUNT MY DREAMS.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:27 No.4514763
    Oh and ask arilla whats up and if there are any problems.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:29 No.4514770
    >>4514751
    I think the word your looking for is sadist.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:31 No.4514784
    >>4514770
    Both are fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:32 No.4514788
    I'd like you all to know that I wasn't interested in dorf quest before, but my fetish is unpleasant and akward deflowerings, and this has piqued my interest.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:34 No.4514804
    >>4514732
    She seems uncomfortable. Better help her out.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:34 No.4514805
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    Lets go to a magical antique shop and look for a shadow lantern.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:35 No.4514809
    >>4514732
    No pause screen yet, so I suppose the adventure continues.

    As per previous suggestions, offer krann a position in a future official harem. Also, assess the status of your kingdom.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)03:35 No.4514810
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    Also the sex has already happened. I forgot my "Two hours later" blurb.

    >>4514740
    We are worshiping Satan. We being both Arialla and Garrelf.

    >>4514763
    She seems to be sleeping at the moment.

    While getting dressed, you notice Jeeves is tied to a post in the corner. As a guard, perhaps? You are unsure.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:35 No.4514815
    >>4514810
    Jeeves is queen Arialla's man-whore.

    Ask him if he enjoys this duty.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:36 No.4514821
    >>4514810

    >Sex slave
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:36 No.4514823
    >>4514810
    Ask Jeeves what he's doing here.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:37 No.4514831
    >>4514810
    Wait, they're both crying? Ask Jeeves why his life sucks.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:38 No.4514832
    Lets try calling satan and ask if the shadow box was destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:39 No.4514848
    >>4514810
    OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS MALARKEY
    Get together some of your army, tell them to bring you the shadow box NOW so you can smash it.
    Also send some people out to find out where the other leylines are so we can smash those, too.
    ... and I don't care after that.
    I guess lick Krann. But not in a sexy way.
    I mean in a really creepy as 'your flesh tastes good to me' way. Traumatize the hell out of that woman.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)03:40 No.4514849
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    >>4514809
    >Kingdom Status
    These numbers are looking pretty good:

    ===Ives, Naga City===
    The Jungle capital of the Naga race. Currently under Queen Arialla's control.

    Positions
    *<s>King</s> Queen: Arialla
    *General: Garrelf Swiftrip
    *<s>Bard</s> Pet: Jeeves
    *Concubine: Krann
    *Records Keeper: None
    *High Priest: Teflnok

    Citizens: 625
    *Military: 250 Naga
    *Agriculture: 120 Naga
    *Mercantile: None
    *Technology: 25 Naga
    *Sorcery: 90
    *Clergy: 135
    **Godly Presence: Poseidon, Satan, Fate
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:41 No.4514857
    >>4514849
    >The Jungle capital of the Naga race.

    Once again you're contradicting the "no kingdoms" -rule.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:42 No.4514861
    >>4514810
    Asky why he is tied up. And if he is, indeed, a man-whore... man, I feel sorry for him. Of course it might just be a little hypocritical of me.
    >> The Scribbler 05/10/09(Sun)03:42 No.4514862
    >>4514849
    >High Priest: Teflnok

    So he's alive and working for us?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:42 No.4514865
    >>4514849

    Damnit, Garrelf is in the future where the wiki is already updated.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:43 No.4514872
    >>4514849
    Woah tefnolok is alive? What malarkey is this?

    Can we see buzzard loved stats on that computermajig as well?

    Also we should rename the city...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:45 No.4514883
    >>4514849

    Edit the Buzzardloved entry to say that they're all short smelly losers.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:46 No.4514891
    >>4514849
    >Teflnok

    Get to the bottom of this- Also, check on that shadow crate. I hope it's destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:46 No.4514894
    >>4514872
    I nominate the most unoriginal name Elfnaga.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:46 No.4514895
    >>4514872
    We should name it something better than Beardbeard's poor excuse for a city. Because we're so much better than Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:46 No.4514897
    Eh, we still can't really hope to win against Beardbeard. After all, he has dorfs on his side, plus Musclebeard/Moradin as well. And heck, Beardbeard himself can probably take out half of the naga's army, considering how easily Garrelf has been beating them up so far.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:47 No.4514902
    >>4514897
    You're right- we should recruit some elves and also one other race at least.

    Orcs maybe?
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    >>4514883
    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:47 No.4514906
    >>4514897
    So far, we've only been beating on Jeeves and company. And Teflnok.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:49 No.4514920
    >>4514906
    We managed to take out their king/high priest in almost no time at all.Beardbeard killed a God, a Sun and managed to effectively threaten a few other gods as well. He is still more powerful than Garrelf and will rip trough the nagas like they are nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:50 No.4514924
    >>4514902
    You think ELVES will be any match for Beardbeard? Remember how easily he took out those two elves at the beginning of the adventure, when he was still an underpowered zombie?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:51 No.4514931
    >>4514924
    Why did he stop being a zombie anyways? Wouldn't there be another way to stop the booze from leaking out?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:51 No.4514935
    In short: We can't even hope to take on Beardbeard right now. So instead I propose we gather the army and go hit another kingdom/city state, preferably with minimal losses on both sides so we can get more troops.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:52 No.4514940
    Ask the Nagas if their people have some form of legendary weapon/power/prophecy that will grant us great power.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:52 No.4514941
    >>4514931
    Eh, being a zombie has its disadvantages. Like being really weak against clerics and paladins.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:52 No.4514942
    >>4514920
    The point of the nagas isn't to beat up Beardbeard. The point of the nagas is to beat up Beardbeard's ARMY. We will find a way to even the power difference between us and the dwarf, but we would need to get his power base out of the way first.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:53 No.4514945
    >>4514942
    But what if Beardbeard uses his deforestation technique on the army itself?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:54 No.4514951
    >>4514942
    Yeah but those are still Dorfs and a god. (oh and some kobolds too, one of which managed to outdrink a dorf). We need more troops. Lots more troops.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)03:55 No.4514959
    >>4514924
    What about deep elves? They may not be too strong or tough, but they are ridiculously powerful mages and summoners. Although, they probably won't appreciate us going into their underground fortress and declaring them our personal army.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:57 No.4514971
    I do like where this is going. It's basically gonna be two evil armies conquering the world and fighting each other. Whoever wins, everyone else loses.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)03:58 No.4514975
    I told you, this "revenge on Beardbeard" plan won't do us any good. We've already got a city. Let's cash in our chips before the endless cycle of vengeance leaves us even worse off.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)03:59 No.4514987
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    >traumatize Krann
    Sorry for the wait, everyone. I felt this was worth the effort.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:00 No.4514992
    I say we do the ONE THING that can beat Beardbeard.
    Hire a group of low level PC and set them on small time quests. As they build levels expose them to more and more of BB's evil shenanigans.
    By the time they get TO BeardBeard they should be able to beat him.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:00 No.4514993
    ANYWAY. What about that shadow box thing we gotta get rid of?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:00 No.4514998
    >>4514987
    Aw man, this just doesn't get old!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:01 No.4515004
    Oh! Come to think of it, check the wiki page on Buzzardloved while we're at it. It'd be nice to know if that second supernova affected them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:01 No.4515005
    >>4514987
    Right. NOW can we head to some Naga historian and see if there's any source of power we can tap into? What about the necklace on the High Priest's neck?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:01 No.4515006
    >>4514987
    ...but what if nagas are into that kind of thing?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:01 No.4515012
    >>4514987
    Call satan and ask if the box of shadows was destroyed. If not, go destroy it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:02 No.4515015
    >>4514992
    While this is a good plan in itself, don't forget that Beardbeard won't be just sitting on his ass that whole time and will be gaining more power himself.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:02 No.4515021
    >>4514987
    God damn that face is creepy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:02 No.4515023
    >>4514987
    HERE COMES THE TRAMA NAGA! COME TO SIT IN THE CORNER AND QUAKE IN FEAR!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:03 No.4515025
    Huh, bearbeard must have worshipped xanatos.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:05 No.4515037
    >>4515025
    No, fate was fucking with him and brought him back... ONCE. Can;t do it again.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:06 No.4515043
    >>4515015
    What if we send a couple soul eaters after him? They will definitely die, but at least they'll take some of his strength with them. Unless being undead at one point gives you negative energy immunity, in which case, it won't work.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:07 No.4515048
    Hey wait a second! The kingdom status showed we have Fate's presence in the city. Doesn't that mean that there are priests/ temples of him in there? If there are, let's go visit them and ask them what our chances against Beardbeard are.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:07 No.4515050
    >>4514987
    God damn you /tg/. God damn you to heck.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:08 No.4515057
    >>4515025

    or he brought himself back to life through sheer will....and Xom thought it'd be funny.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:09 No.4515063
    >>4514992
    This would assume that beardbeard has some grandiose plan where all the clues add up perfectly instead of him just winging it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)04:09 No.4515071
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    >>4514993
    >Call Satan, ask about Shadow box
    Hey Satan, did that... um. Hi.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:10 No.4515076
    >>4515071
    Ask if Satan is available.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:11 No.4515078
    >>4515043

    Vector, this isn't Dungeon Crawl, the rules/dieties for Dorf Quest are just influenced by multiple tabletops and Roguelikes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:11 No.4515079
    >>4514987
    Emperor Damnit
    This guy is the BBEG not Beardbeard.
    Just look at what they each did.
    Garelf is eviler.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:12 No.4515084
    >>4515071
    DAMN IT SATAN! You didn't last very long./.. I wonder what the Djinn used the body for...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:12 No.4515086
    >>4515071

    "Sorry, wrong number"

    Then call Satan again, and when the Djinn answers, ask if Satan is around.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:13 No.4515092
    >>4515079
    Nah, both are evil, just different kinds. I think Beardbeard ends up a bit more compassionate at times only because of his chaotic nature. Garrelf is Neutral Evil though, so he's methodical and coldhearted.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:13 No.4515093
    >>4515071
    Turns out Aldwin did the most evil thing out of all our characters.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:13 No.4515094
    >Dorf Quest XLV
    >XLV

    Jesus fucking Christ.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:14 No.4515102
    >>4515071

    Inb4 "I'm your new god now"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:14 No.4515107
    >>4515071
    Guess this means the deals off. Ask who this new guy is.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)04:15 No.4515111
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    >>4515086
    >...Is Satan there?
    "Y-y-yes, he i-i-is. I-i am Sata-ta-tan."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:16 No.4515116
    >>4515111
    Prove it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:16 No.4515117
    >>4515071
    Damn it Djinn now isn't the time to shove your dick into everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:16 No.4515121
    >>4515111
    Ask Satata-tan if Satan is there.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:17 No.4515124
    >>4515111
    Ok, what the shit? Ask for an explanation or something!
    >> The Scribbler 05/10/09(Sun)04:17 No.4515125
    >>4515071
    I wonder who won in the Yog vs Xom fight
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:17 No.4515128
    >>4515111
    Hey, do we still worship you and stuff? And if we do, are all the deals still valid? Can you tell us if we destroyed the box and what affect it had?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:17 No.4515130
    >>4515111

    "Look, I don't know who Satatatan is and quite frankly it sounds like a pokemon, but if you see a god with a tail and horns who has my liver, tell him to give me a ring"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:20 No.4515159
    >>4515111

    QUESTION: When a character contacts with a god, does he see him in the "bubble", or just hear his voice?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)04:21 No.4515164
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    >>4515116
    >Prove it
    "As yo-yo-you d-d-desire."
    >> The Scribbler 05/10/09(Sun)04:22 No.4515169
    Unrelated to current adventure but wasn't beardbeard bit by British? is he a vampire now?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:22 No.4515176
    >>4515164
    Well that's interesting, someone might need to go fix that.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:23 No.4515182
    >>4515164

    Garrelf: proceed to shit brix.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:23 No.4515183
    >>4515164
    Awesome. Satan got bitten to ass by trying to mess with reality.

    Are we still bound to do his bidding?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:23 No.4515187
    >>4515169
    It was apparently the kind that has to completely drain you for that to happen.
    >>4515164
    That settles that. Ask if the box was destroyed, and where you should go next.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:23 No.4515191
    >>4515164
    Well, um.

    ...We might need Beardbeard's help on this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:23 No.4515192
    >>4515164
    Hey, it's Satan! Hi Satan, what's up boss?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:24 No.4515193
    >>4515164
    Cheer on the new guy, Satan sucked anyway. Unless Satan comes back ofcourse, then he'd be awesome again.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:24 No.4515197
    >>4515164
    Well shit. Do we still have a deal with you then?
    >>4515169
    Nah. Vampires apparently don't work that way. Maybe it has to be a special bite or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:24 No.4515201
    Ask uh...why?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:25 No.4515204
    >>4515164
    ...okay, we should probably help Satan out of this. ...somehow. I mean, holy crap.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:26 No.4515216
    Well if Satatatan is helpful, garrelf wont care.

    Beardbeard was cool with satan though so...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:27 No.4515223
    >>4515204

    Satan is weak and a loser, and Garrelf doesn't want to follow a shitty deity like him.

    Djinn is our new god.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:28 No.4515226
    Man, I personally wanna help satan.

    But there's no way garelf would- maybe... maybe beardbeard?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:28 No.4515228
    >>4515216
    Not any more. Satan helped kill Sunbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:28 No.4515229
    >>4515216
    Satan got put on the DEATHLIST for having a hand in Sunbeard's death.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:28 No.4515239
    >>4515216
    Satan is on Beardbeard's hit list. I don't know if they are still buddies now.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)04:29 No.4515243
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    >>4515183
    >Do we still have a deal?
    "Th-th-that is c-c-orect-ct-ct. I am-am-am sti-still Satan-n-n after a-a-all."

    >Was box of shadows destroyed?
    "Ye-ye-yes, it wa-was."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:29 No.4515245
    >>4515239
    >>4515229
    yeah, but he's chaotic.

    And drunk.

    If satan pleads, he might just do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:30 No.4515253
    >>4515229
    >>4515228
    Satan also helped create Sunson. Besides, Satan is still cooler than some shitty shady thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:30 No.4515254
    >>4515164
    ..........
    Fuck
    Now we need to get Beardbeard to fix this next time its his session
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:30 No.4515259
    Ask if we got any quests going on. If not hang up right away.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:31 No.4515262
    >>4515253
    Aldwin will need to pay for letting this guy lose.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:31 No.4515263
    >>4515243
    Great. Lets go destroy the mushroom of death now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:31 No.4515265
    >>4515243
    ..Oh, ok then.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:31 No.4515266
    >>4515243
    So what's next, Satatatan, my good friend.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:32 No.4515269
    >>4515243
    Nothing better to do now than to smash whatever leyline would be next. ONWARD!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:32 No.4515274
    Oh well doesn't concern us. Hang up and lets start making THAT HAREM!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:32 No.4515276
    >>4515243
    WHAT DID YOU NEED THE BODY FOR?! REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:32 No.4515277
    >>4515243
    Hey! Satan! Got any idea how we can get some power to make us a match for Beardbeard?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:33 No.4515282
    >>4514788
    This is the best line of the night.


    Conclude conversation with Satan, wait for the Queen to wake up.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:39 No.4515325
    >>4515282
    I agree, because I said it.

    Also, because someone appreciated what I had to say, I have another suggestion- lick her again, in a suprising place for her.
    >> Next time on Elfside, more leylines will be hunted Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)04:41 No.4515339
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    ...in the meantime, an offscreen harm will be built.

    PAUSE SCREEN
    GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
    CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines

    Shadowmancy: Good
    Gold: 3005

    STATUS: Also BBEG

    LEYLINES
    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: INTACT
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: INTACT

    INVENTORY:
    Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
    Satan Arm
    Key to Hall of Liam
    Pact with Satan
    Queen Arialla - now actually a queen
    Box of Riding
    Jeeves
    City of Ives

    Party:
    None
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:41 No.4515343
    Put a portal in the room where the queen is so you can transport her to you when she wakes up. Then, go destroy the next leyline.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:42 No.4515350
    >>4515339
    >Box of Shadows: INTACT
    wat
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:43 No.4515353
    >>4515339

    >Box of Shadows: INTACT

    Oops!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:43 No.4515355
    >>4515339
    Wait, so is the Box destroyed or not?!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:44 No.4515369
    >>4515339
    ...wait, the box is still intact? Satan lied to us!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:45 No.4515375
    Fate's expression, not just as planned.

    I think we're in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:45 No.4515376
    >>4515339

    Shit. This is the first time we see Fate without his smile. That means that he didn't see this one coming. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:45 No.4515377
    >>4515339
    hey! THE NEW SATAN SAID WE KILLED THE BOX!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)04:47 No.4515387
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    >>4515325
    >lick her again, in a surprising place
    This seems good for super happy fun time starting point.

    >>4515350
    >>4515353
    >>4515355
    Should be destroyed. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:50 No.4515404
    >>4515387
    I request for Jeeves dressed as a proper butler.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:50 No.4515406
    >>4515387
    I find this delightful, and have saved it forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:50 No.4515410
    Beardbeard's Method: Kill and maim
    Garrelf's Method: Enslave and rape

    The war between these two would be so worth watching.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:51 No.4515414
    >>4515410
    ...Khorne vs Slaanesh?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)04:51 No.4515415
    Evoke the satan arm's power to see if it does anything different now that satan got consumed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:51 No.4515416
    Gnome, I request, no, I NEED More Kav in her underwear!
    PLEASE!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:52 No.4515425
    >>4515416
    Kav and the naga in sexy poses/clothes, mmyesssss
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:53 No.4515430
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    >>4515387
    this is relevant to my interests
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:53 No.4515433
    >>4515387
    Random request time?
    I request Coco in formalwear. With a hat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:53 No.4515435
    >>4515430
    Fuck that is awesome!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:54 No.4515442
    Need to see the results of the fencing match between Xom and Yog.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:54 No.4515445
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    >>4515430
    very relevant
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:55 No.4515450
    >>4515445
    Fapping like the motherfucking fist of the north star!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:55 No.4515452
    >>4515387

    totally off topic for tonight but I was wondering Gnome... if you could mayhaps draw up some Nana as if she had never encountered Evil Priest of Xom, fully unmutated and holding her beautiful baby boy/girl.

    what can I say, I was raised disney, I gots to have a happy ending even if it's only in my imagination.

    Though I think this could be some cool quest for cultist... figure out some way to undo the unnecessarily horrible part of what happened to Nana and bring back her unborn child (revolving door of death for adults, why not unborn children? ESPECIALLY when kay-oss is involved)

    totally sappy? yes. possibly awesome? also yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:56 No.4515463
    >>4515430
    >>4515445
    Bravo good sir, bravo!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:56 No.4515467
    >>4515445
    Who is -drawing- these?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:56 No.4515468
    >>4515452
    This sounds like a good idea. While we're on it we could cure Goldmoon's mutations too.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:57 No.4515470
    >>4515339
    Gnome:
    In relation to the Xom/Yog fight request, draw Xom going 'I'm not touching yooou' to another god, with the other god annoyed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)04:59 No.4515483
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    >>4515445
    one one with non-stick hands
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:00 No.4515486
    requesting Arialla on the open road with a her box rider.Riding it like a chopper
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:01 No.4515500
    Arialla: Ride box like a mechanical bull!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)05:02 No.4515503
    >>4515452
    Reincarnation seems like the best option.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:02 No.4515507
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    >>4515416
    I apologize for the uncleanliness of this picture.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:03 No.4515513
    >>4515483
    fetishist here- thank you guys so much.

    If you could somehow draw it even more akwardly and unpleasantly, that would be even better.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:04 No.4515522
    >>4515507
    That's not pink! I can't fap to it!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:05 No.4515527
    >>4515507
    Can we have a picture of all the girls in underwear? Ahem... for research purposes.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:05 No.4515530
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:07 No.4515541
    >>4515527
    I assume this is all the girls EXCEPT Lily.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:07 No.4515543
    >>4515530
    >>4515507
    I wonder what Kav would think of this creepy fanboy?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:07 No.4515548
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    >>4515404
    So many good requests tonight. Gonna work my way down - this'll take a bit. Kinda glad I ended early-ish.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:10 No.4515567
    >>4515541
    Don't be a wuss.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:13 No.4515590
    >>4515339
    I like how the Queen and Jeeves are part of the inventory instead of his party.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:15 No.4515599
    >>4515590
    I like how he has a city in his inventory.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:15 No.4515603
    How about a detailed pic of the legendary threesome in action?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:15 No.4515608
    >>4515590
    Actually why isn't Krann in there as well?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:17 No.4515613
    >>4515608
    She isn't yet fully broken?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:17 No.4515614
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    >>4515433
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:19 No.4515624
    >>4515603
    Oh don't make Gnome try and figure out the logistics of the situation. They have boobs suggesting a mammal like upbringing but you can't see any vagina and they wear no clothes. I'll be honest and say I'm not familiar with snake biology but I'll bet it's not pretty.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:20 No.4515630
    >>4515624
    No clothes on where you'd expect it to be, that is. Unless there's some freaky shit going up there.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:21 No.4515636
    >>4515614
    Few hideous mockeries of life ever looked so good. Thanks, Gnome.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:22 No.4515641
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    >>4515442
    Xom wandered off to do this: >>4515470
    >> Parodius 05/10/09(Sun)05:26 No.4515658
    >>4515624
    Monotremes?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:26 No.4515659
    I request a shipping pic between Krann and Jeeves.
    Mutually traumatized, taking solace in each others arms.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:30 No.4515679
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:33 No.4515691
    >>4515641
    ... What would even happen if the Djinn tried to absorb Xom the same way he absorbed Satan?
    Also! More Fate-Tom!
    Ala http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3783722/#3785093
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:36 No.4515720
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    >>4515486
    >>4515500
    Ridethatboxmind
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:39 No.4515739
    >>4515720
    OOOOH those things on the side are STIRRUPS!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:40 No.4515749
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    >>4515527
    Too many for a quick doodle. I'll draw that up over the course of the week, and throw it into next week's after session fun times.

    >>4515603
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:42 No.4515765
    >>4515749
    I shall remember your empty promise.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:47 No.4515791
    Beardbeard and cultist, because thats just horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:52 No.4515814
    >>4515791
    It's also canon.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:52 No.4515816
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    >>4515659
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:55 No.4515826
    >>4515816
    d'awwwww
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)05:57 No.4515834
    >>4515816
    >Jeeves isn't even my real name

    o lawdy
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)05:59 No.4515850
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    >>4515691
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)06:01 No.4515859
    >>4515850
    D'aawwwww
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)06:05 No.4515879
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    And now I bid you a good night, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)06:08 No.4515897
    >>4515879

    Good show, Gnome. G'night.



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