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    49 KB Dorf Quest XLIV Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:13 No.4513074  
    GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
    CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines, Regain Royalty

    Shadowmancy: Good
    Gold: 5005

    STATUS: Uninjured

    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: INTACT
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: INTACT

    Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
    Satan Arm
    Key to Hall of Liam
    Pact with Satan
    Queen Arialla - now includes dress up game

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:15 No.4513085
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    After much gathering of info and searching, you believe the Box of Shadows to be very close by. You have a hunch.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:16 No.4513090
    Aw fuck yeah Dorf Quest, even if it is Garrelf's turn/
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:17 No.4513099
    Box of Shadows, eh? I'm just going to go ahead and assume Shadowmancy won't do a damn thing to it. Get waifu to do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:18 No.4513100
    Open the door.
    Also fuck, Djinn's back.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:19 No.4513111
    Is the Djinn challenging SATAN? This does not bode well. I'm not sure for who, but it generally does not bode well.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:20 No.4513121
    Is Xom fencing with Yog?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:21 No.4513127
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    >Open the door
    >Make waifu do it
    That seemed to work well.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:21 No.4513130
    Open door.
    Prepare yourself for the the totally unexpected thing behind it.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:22 No.4513135
    Have we copulated yet? I think it's time do that.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:22 No.4513136
    Tell her not everything has to be done with magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:23 No.4513148
    Check inside, be prepared for Solid Snake inside the box.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:23 No.4513149
    So... if the Lamp of Light killed Sunbeard then the Box of Shadows must kill that faggy Elf Moon, right? Awesome. Let's crack open that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:24 No.4513153
    You mean... ever or today? Because if today, maybe not but if ever... Hoooo-boy.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:24 No.4513154
    Get ready to suck the power out of the box- it's technically "destroyed" and your shadowmancy will get a boost.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:24 No.4513158
    Well that might have been a little overboard. Make Arialla light up the room now.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:25 No.4513160
    I had not thought of this. BLOW UP EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:25 No.4513163
    Not to disrupt this thread, but am I correct in guessing we handled the nude vampire situation poorly? Or was she truly an enemy?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:26 No.4513168
    Today. Garrelf feeds on the sexual energy.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:28 No.4513183
    Seriously, find that box and crack it open. Lap up the dark energies inside, and then fuck your wife.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:28 No.4513184
    Depends. Technically it was her house and she was taking a really long nap when a Dorf dragged her out of bed, fully naked, but... well the bitch tried to kill us. Our actions were justified, and we could not prevent what had happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:29 No.4513187
    Does it matter? It's Beardbeard. We can kill stuff just because we feel like it.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:29 No.4513189

    She's dead now, so we handled it perfectly.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:29 No.4513192
    It went downhill when someone suggested she was a vampire.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:30 No.4513199
    We probably could have prevented it, we just decided not to. Or we just did it wrong.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:30 No.4513203
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    Not only that, he's winning too.

    This particular adventure looks like it might be annoying. Not only does this room have a horribly skewed and arbitrarily nearby horizon, but there are many many stacks of boxes in here.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:31 No.4513211
    Go read that sign thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:32 No.4513216
    Open a box in random.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:32 No.4513218
    Boxes can be blown apart and burnt. Waifu, do your stuff. Preferably when we're at a distance.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:32 No.4513219

    Witch means most likely we will be raising her soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:33 No.4513221

    >And all the other boxes are full of deadly, deadly bees.

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:34 No.4513226
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    It looks like every single stack of boxes has a sign.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:34 No.4513230
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:35 No.4513236
    Well, it seems obvious that we should just burn this building down. After all, we have to destroy the box, right? Why not all the other boxes too?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:35 No.4513244
    Now why would you want to kill Beardbeard?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:36 No.4513248
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:36 No.4513249
    Take one of any box that's particularly awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:36 No.4513252
    Open up a box of hiding, see if anything is being kept in it, or if it's extra dimensional or some shit,

    And then check other signs.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:37 No.4513261
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    Awesome is somewhat subjective.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:38 No.4513270
    Is it time for sex?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:38 No.4513272
    Just open one of them, dammit!
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:38 No.4513274

    I don't even know WHAT would be in that box.

    Ignore that one- find some that involve... I don't know what. Things that are not potentially horrific, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:39 No.4513280
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:39 No.4513282
    Beardbeard is beyond saving and you should know this.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:39 No.4513287
    Come onnnnnn... blow it all up. You know you want to.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:40 No.4513293
    What are those? handles? grab one.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:40 No.4513295
    Take a box of BEES, you can use it later.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:41 No.4513303
    Beardbeard is also awesome, so all of his killing people and shit can be ignored.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:42 No.4513306
    Would you dare leave Sunson without a dad? Would you? Who's the REAL merciless psychopathic dorf tyrant here?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:43 No.4513314
    Before Garelf and Aldwin want to kill him. Aldwin does not know it yet....
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:43 No.4513317
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    There are no boxes of bees, silly.

    Ohwait, no, nevermind, here they are.

    They appear to be stirrups, akin to those found on a horse's saddle. You know, the things you stick your feet inside of.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:45 No.4513325
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:45 No.4513334
    Take one of those then.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:45 No.4513336
    Oooh open box of bees.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:46 No.4513341
    Nah, Aldwin's the forgiving type. Sure we destroyed a lot of his home town. But it was for Xom, and he wouldn't dare get us for that. And yeah we slept with his girl... but it's just as much her fault. Plus we're worshipers of Xom, what did he expect?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:46 No.4513342
    Piss off you damn dirty elf!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/09/09(Sat)23:47 No.4513352
    What race is Garrelf's wife? I only recently joined in these threads, so I don't know anything about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:48 No.4513359
    My friend you want to say that to the Godslayer? Yeah, go to your forest pointy ears. Before he cuts it down, burns the remains and then leaves an abomination of Xom in it's place.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:49 No.4513368
    She's an Elf.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:50 No.4513374

    She's an Elf.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/09/09(Sat)23:51 No.4513380
    Which kind? Gray? High? Deep? She looks kind of short and has an affinity for magic, so I would guess a deep elf
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:51 No.4513389
    Just you watch! Garrelf is going to punch a fucking hole through the dorfs head and use it for fucking flower arranging ! FUCKING FLOWER ARRANGING!
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:52 No.4513393
    Shit, beekeeper-voice here.

    DO NOT TAKE A BEE BOX. beehives are arranged in stacks of "boxes"- removing one of them will release ALL the bees.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:52 No.4513400
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    Arialla takes a box of Riding.

    Garrelf takes a box of BEEEEEEES.

    She's an Elf elf. And that is that. Also: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:52 No.4513404
    Beardbeard already killed Garrelf and brought him back to life, so he can just kill him again. And probably bring him back to life again.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:54 No.4513416
    Now where did Garrelf get that fancy eye scar?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:56 No.4513428
    Probably off-screen.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:56 No.4513430
    Well explore. Look for anything thats odd.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:56 No.4513431
    Looking kind of sad there, Garrelf. Care to give us an insight on your thoughts?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/09/09(Sat)23:58 No.4513445
    Fuse the BEEEEES with your satan arm for later torturing.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/09/09(Sat)23:58 No.4513447
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    Well at least one person saw this coming.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/09(Sat)23:59 No.4513450

    I hope it's something like "My parents were killed by a box full of beeeeeees"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:00 No.4513458
    Eh, just ignore the BEES and run your stupid ass in the other direction.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:01 No.4513461
    Destroy them with your shadar kai magic! quickly!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:01 No.4513462
    Shit. Grab Quenie, leg it, set everything on fire. I do know this will cause FIRE BEES but hopefully we can outrun them. GOGOGOGO!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:02 No.4513465
    Actually this is a good idea. The smoke would put the bees to sleep.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:03 No.4513475
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    hmm, hrmm, yeah lets get out of here.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:03 No.4513478
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:04 No.4513486
    Find box of SMOKE.

    Use on BEEEES.

    Then find Box of SMOKES, and smoke.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:05 No.4513489
    Go hide in one of those boxes of hiding, that seems like a good place to hide.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:05 No.4513498

    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:06 No.4513500
    Queenie, Run, Fire. Makes bees fall asleep and destroys box. Plus you can pose dramatically in front of the fire.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)00:07 No.4513504
    Merge satan arm with BEEEEES.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:09 No.4513518
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    The queen begins setting everything alight with lightning.

    You being teleporting into a Box of Hiding.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:10 No.4513523
    This is a box. In a storage of boxes. That we are setting on fire. DOES NOBODY SEE THE FLAW IN THIS PLAN?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:12 No.4513528
    Yes. This box has a slit in it. It's not going to do a very good job of keeping the BEES out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:13 No.4513534
    It's an ancient artifact box. I'm pretty sure it won't be destroyed from that.

    So Gnome, does this universe have Shades, Bogeymen, or other creatures that are made out of shadow or rely heavily upon them in survival? What will happen to then when Box of Shadows is destroyed?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:13 No.4513540
    It is agreed, then, that this is WORST PLAN EVER. I propose we get the fuck out of the box, and hell, even the building.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:15 No.4513551
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:17 No.4513556

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:17 No.4513557
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    >Get out of the building

    Arialla seems to have this under control. You gtfo.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:24 No.4513598
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    While waiting for Arialla to get the job done, you call up Satan.

    Hmm, he seems busy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:25 No.4513604
    In before Djinn pops up there.
    Also just wait around outside until the sound of shit blowing up dies down.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:26 No.4513610
    Hide in the box and call Arialla on your codec.

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)00:28 No.4513625
    Teleport a box of hiding outside with you and wait inside it until Arialla is done.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)00:31 No.4513646
    Can Garrelf banish people to the Abyss with shadowmancing? If so, find Beardbeard and banish him to the Abyss so he can fight demons and shit until he inevitably finds an exit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:32 No.4513654
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    You admire the talons of your Satan arm while you wait.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:33 No.4513658
    He very clearly has the powers of a Chaos Knight of Lugonu. Even if he isn't a god in this setting, I'm pretty sure Garrelf can banish people.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:33 No.4513660
    Lets think about how much we hate beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:34 No.4513663
    So Gnome, does this universe have Shades, Bogeymen, or other creatures that are made out of shadow or rely heavily upon them in survival? What will happen to then when Box of Shadows is destroyed?

    Yeah, what will happen to Garrelf's shadow powers?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:35 No.4513670
    Arialla is hurting!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)00:36 No.4513672
    He seems more like a high level warper to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:36 No.4513675
    Huh, looks like Queenies in pain. Check on her to make sure she isn't dead or anything like that.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:38 No.4513686
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:38 No.4513688
    Satan would probably keep the shadow stuff or make minimal changes to them.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)00:40 No.4513702
    Make a portal to a bazaar so you can buy a potion of healing and maybe some spell books to make up for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:41 No.4513714
    Well, she's fine. The fire should burn the box of shadows eventualy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:42 No.4513717

    Yeah, best check on her. Don't want anything to our royal sex to--erm, Arialla.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:42 No.4513720
    Say the her wounds are turning you on.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:44 No.4513727
    Tell her she looks fat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:44 No.4513731

    Hm....abit swollen, but nothing the local cleric can't fix. And that attitude we'll alleviate in bed. For now, acknowledge she did well. That outta keep her from bitching too much.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:47 No.4513747
    beekeeper again.

    Scratch the stingers off before they inject too much poison, or you'll swell up
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:47 No.4513749
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    2000 gold, some compliments, and 3 spellbooks' worth of apologizing later, and she is mildly less pissed at you. Somewhere in there you got her healed as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:48 No.4513754
    Fire should have died down in that time, go back and check. If it has, go look for the box of shadows again.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:49 No.4513760
    Find Beardbeard with a locating spell and teleport there.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:49 No.4513761
    What can she do with her riding box?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:50 No.4513767
    Hey guys, beekeeper here again.

    Can we please, please find the reformed satan-shadow box when the fire dies down and fill it with the contents of the BEE box?

    I would love elemental shadow bees.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:51 No.4513774
    Aldwin & Co are there with him. Yeah, not a good idea to pick up a fight now. Besides we need an army for climactic ARMY VS ARMY, DORF VS ELF fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:51 No.4513777
    Ride on it? That's what she did when she first got it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:52 No.4513780
    The roaring fire should have died down by now. Go back and look around for anything that isn't ashes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:53 No.4513790
    What if we just banish them to the abyss and let them fight their way out of it? It will leave them something interesting to do.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)00:56 No.4513805
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    You check the smoldering wreckage of the building. It seems to have attracted the locals.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:57 No.4513809
    Yeah... well the thing about that is then they have a certain places as the "good" guys. And will kick our asses. Because with Beardbeard VS Garrelf both are dicks and both were justified. Garrelf's waifu abandoned Beardbeard, Beardbeard beat the crap out of Garrelf and Waifu. Beardbeard is the BBEG from the point of view of Garrelf. Anyway it's not climactic enough. An army is what we need to build.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)00:59 No.4513819
    Buildings gone. Box probably also gone, but sift through the ashes just in case.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:00 No.4513821
    Garelf is the Dorf Quest equivalent of Sephiroth. We don't need an army.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:02 No.4513831
    Did Garrelf kill a god AND the sun? I think not, so Garrelf needs an army anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:02 No.4513832
    Are those nagas? ...or technically lamias? Do we know them to be especially un/friendly?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:03 No.4513838
    Well the fact that Beardbeard ripped our arm off and BEAT us with it kinda shows we do. Besides he has an army. Because despite how badass Garrelf is, Beardbeard is on the same level if not higher. He's the Godslayer and we need a REALLY good ace in the hole to beat him, and we need at least an army to be on level footing. And I'm only planning this since it's Garrelf's turn. Personally, I'm cheering on Beardbeard.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)01:03 No.4513839
    He killed the sun at least.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:05 No.4513849
    ...also, doesn't Beardbeard technically have a god working for him? Wasn't that a shocking revelation of the last thread?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:05 No.4513852
    That reminds me, wait for night and see if Elf Moon is gone.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:05 No.4513856
    The key to the defeat of beardbeard is the dorfen weakness to the forces of the wild- monkeys, elephants, and bees. Begin construction of mutant legions!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:06 No.4513859
    When Beardbeard and Garrelf fight... Whoever loses, we win. They're both pretty nasty assholes.

    I'm rooting for neither of them. Main characters or not, awesome motherfuckers or not, I'm going to cheer when one of them meets his end.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:06 No.4513861
    You forgot the carp.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:07 No.4513862
    Fate can only revive him once. Not really working FOR, just manipulating. Hell I bet every character is being manipulated by Fate. I still say we should fight and kill him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:08 No.4513869
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    You approach to go sift through some ashes. A naga stops you, telling you that none may set foot on their sacred storage building. They say they will crucify whoever committed this heresy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:09 No.4513873
    Tell her it was probably her.

    Ask if she specifically remembers NOT doing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:10 No.4513882
    Kick her ass.
    In fact, kick all their asses to assert dominance. Our new army will be nagas.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:10 No.4513883
    Say it was a Dorf with a beard. The Godslayer, if his appearance is true to the legend. Also ask if the Box of Shadows is destroyed, as a practitioner of Shadowmancy it is important to you.

    Man I feel bad framing my favorite character. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:10 No.4513884
    Make sure Arialla doesn't look like someone who burned said sacred storage building.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:12 No.4513889
    That box of bees is the perfect distraction to allow us to sift. BEE THEM!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:13 No.4513899
    Ask the Naga about her people. Possibly even for her to dance the dance of her people. We may be discovering a new land for the map here.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)01:15 No.4513916
    If they go hostile, tell Arialla to go lich form. Naga venom magic is strong enough to poison anything living, no matter how resistant.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:16 No.4513924
    That's a guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:18 No.4513938
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    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:18 No.4513947
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    This particular naga is a boy - not pink. ANYWAY.

    >Our new army will be nagas
    You and Arialla promptly defeat the three nagas here, and Garrelf begins his delicious torture regime.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:19 No.4513949
    ...they are nagas. They don't have asses we can kick.

    Also, lie through our teeth about burning down the building. Say we were walking past earlier, saw someone dart in, we chased after, then fire. We left something behind in the scuffle, and we need it back.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:20 No.4513958

    >lich form

    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:21 No.4513964
    Is this going to involve licking them? You don't know where they've been, ya know.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:21 No.4513965
    Interrogate how large Naga community is, history of their people and about their current ruler.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:27 No.4513996
    What kind of dorf wouldn't have a beard?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:28 No.4514001
    Yeah I'm tired at the moment.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:29 No.4514013
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    This one seems rather talkative.

    >how large Naga community is
    "Approxsssimately 600, pleasssse don't hit me anymore..."

    >history of their people
    Garrelf feels this would be a waste of time to ask about.

    >about their current ruler.
    "Hissss name isss Teflnok, and he isss a high priessst of Possseidon... oh gods, leave me alone..."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:31 No.4514020
    Assert authority over king. Maybe sift the ashes first, and fill the satanshadowbox with bees- or destroy it, if that didn't happen yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:31 No.4514022
    Beat the living crap out of this Teflnok. Assert superiority over nagas. Have an army.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:31 No.4514024
    Possiedon, eh? Sea faring race then I assume. Possibly their ruler might have an annoying teleportation ability that will make fighting him difficult. Ask him on if there's any fight for becoming high priest automatically... guess Garrelf's going to worship Posiedon. Also take us to temple/palace where he resides.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:35 No.4514044
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    You head to the Naga city, Ives, to take out this Teflnok fellow. Your new pet leads the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:35 No.4514045
    Garrelf has a teleport too, so that wouldn't be much of a problem.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:37 No.4514054
    Arialla is lazy today, riding around on that fucking box...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:37 No.4514056
    We must name him! Let us call him Jeeves. He shall be our personal slave forever!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)01:43 No.4514081
    Are we there yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:44 No.4514088
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:44 No.4514089
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    Jeeves shows you to Teflnok's temple (dedicated to Poseidon, of course) quickly. You attract many stares from the locals - many angry stares - but no one does anything to you.

    Teflnok also seems unhappy to see you. "Ssstate your busssinessss, Outlander."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:44 No.4514093
    Keep asking this. Bug the shit out of him. Punch him each time he expresses his annoyance.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:45 No.4514097
    Answer him with your fist.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:46 No.4514104
    "I'm taking over. Surrender or die."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:48 No.4514109
    I am here to be the true leader to the ways of gloriful Posiedon! Step down, or be slaughtered for I have came to help my fellow worshipers into the true ways of Her teachings.

    I'm here to create Ouroboros and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:49 No.4514118
    "We are on a mission of power and revenge. Our path is clear, and you might be standing in the way."
    >> Shadow Rush is go Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:52 No.4514137
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    "This city is mine, bitch."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:54 No.4514145
    He looks unfazed. Watch out for any tricky wizard fuckery.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:54 No.4514146
    Ah. So we're going for the head first into the fight way, are we? Well kill him fast before he can pull some divine shit. Knife through the eye.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:54 No.4514149
    "I'm taking over. Surrender, or be submitted to torture that will have you begging for Death's sweet merciful embrace."

    Proceed to make Revolver Ocelot's method of torture seem like getting Wet Willy, should he resist.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:56 No.4514160
    We could use a high priest of poseidon..we could just break his arms or something.

    then again he'd probably stab us in the back first chance he got.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:57 No.4514164
    How can we still do Shadow Magic? Has Satan replaced the Shadow Box already?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:57 No.4514167
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:58 No.4514172
    better yet. Lets give him wet willies every time he resists.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)01:58 No.4514175
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    >kill him fast
    He starts some sort of water spell. You close the distance rapidly.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)01:59 No.4514179

    Pimp slap his ass with your Devil Arm, or something to that effect.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:00 No.4514183
    Have we even CONFIRMED that the shadow box has been destroyed? And that it would effect our abilities?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:00 No.4514185
    Go low, slide around behind him and go for a suplex!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:00 No.4514186
    Through the eye! Through the eye!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:00 No.4514191
    Shadow teleport right behind him and have him die somehow.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:02 No.4514205
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    His attack seems to be faster.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:04 No.4514217
    Oh, here comes the queen. Good thing electric beats water. Get up and keep wailing on the guy anyways.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:05 No.4514219
    Warp space painfully around him.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:05 No.4514221
    well if we can take things that are connected to us when we teleport( I dont actually know if we can) Use self and spell as a projectile and teleport behind him!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:05 No.4514223
    Have Arialla heal you.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:06 No.4514233
    Teleport behind him and snap his neck.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:06 No.4514235

    Okay, fuck this shit. Cheat. Have your loli elf waifu throw a fist full'o lightin' at his back, toss dirt in his eyes, hell; throw in the kitchen sink. Anything goes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:06 No.4514238
    Yay, go queenie! Blast his lack of ass! ...but only once we are clear from the water blast!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:08 No.4514246
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    You seem to be trapped inside a sphere of water.

    >if we can take things that are connected to us when we teleport
    That is about how it works, yes, making escaping something like this a difficult prospect.

    Arialla's attack misses.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:08 No.4514247
    Arialla is going to hurl orb lighting with use covered in water.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:09 No.4514255
    Attempt using shadow magic to get out of orb of water.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:11 No.4514265
    This sounds like Naruto.

    How did Kakashi get through this again?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:11 No.4514266

    Aw, dammit. Try teleporting onto the fucker's head, and hold on. See which one of you can hold your breath longer.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:12 No.4514268
    Try to banish him to the abyss.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:12 No.4514269
    Try slicing the orb of water in half, escaping it dramatically. Failing that, use the satan arm.... somehow.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:14 No.4514279

    You know, I was just thinking that. If I recall, Naruto and Sasuke provided enough of a distraction that Zabuza lost concentration to hold the bubble, allowing Kakashi to get out.

    But seeing as we're lacking an annoying energetic fox boy and an emo boy, we're going to have to come up with something else.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:14 No.4514284
    IIRC, Kakashi's prison required constant contact to keep up, and the kids used a two pronged attack that forced him to break contact in order to dodge.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:14 No.4514285
    For some reason, it doesn't sound like a very good idea to have a breath holding contest with a naga.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:16 No.4514294
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    >Teleport to Teflnok
    This seems to have worked.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:17 No.4514303
    I'm pretty sure he can hold breath longer than us.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:17 No.4514305
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:18 No.4514311
    While you're there, you might as well start punching him some more.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:18 No.4514312
    Teleport to the sun.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:19 No.4514317
    Shoulda seen that coming.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:19 No.4514321

    Shadar-Kai don't have to breath, right?

    Or do I fail my Shadar-Kai lore roll?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:20 No.4514328
    ...that looks like it hurt. Punch him in the face until the spell is broken, then punch him 3 times more.

    EXACTLY 3.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:20 No.4514329
    Man. we really should have thought of a way to make us immune to her magic. After this we should make her do something to that affect.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:20 No.4514330
    I think we need the limitations of this teleportation spelled out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:22 No.4514340

    ...Bitch, that had BETTER make us fucking even for that bee thing, or you are going to be in for some hate sex tonight.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:24 No.4514355
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    Well, that seems to have gotten you out of the water bubble. Both of you are in a bit of pain, but neither of you are unconscious just yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:25 No.4514364

    Try to recover before your foe. Beat the living shit out of him.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:26 No.4514365
    Oh look hes laying on top of you; hit him.
    Arialla looks so smug right now.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:26 No.4514370
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    Oh wait, no. No. You're both definitely unconscious.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:26 No.4514372
    Well NOW stab him. Slit his throat. Just end it now and end it fast. If you don't have a way to do any of the above... strangle him with his own tail.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:28 No.4514384
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    Yup. This is surely what unconsciousness looks like.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:29 No.4514387
    What. Oh when we wake up there is going to be VERY VIOLENT SEX. Daaamn, woman. No wonder Beardbeard tore your throat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:29 No.4514389
    You bitch. Kick the naga's ass anyways. Do it subconsciously or some shit, I just want to see an ass with a boot in it.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/10/09(Sun)02:29 No.4514391
    Become not unconscious and get up.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:29 No.4514394
    Take naga necklace thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:30 No.4514397

    Arialla: Proceed to raep them while they're unconcious, and/or proclaim yourself ruler of the nagas, seeing as you pretty much kicked his ass. Also, arrange your husband and the king in a perverse way.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:32 No.4514407
    Teleport to consciousness!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/10/09(Sun)02:35 No.4514425
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    New thread: >>4514421
    >> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:42 No.4514465
    What in the hell is going on here.
    Between Beardbeard and Garelf Beardbeard is the lesser of the two evils.

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