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    27 KB Masterwork IT Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:10 No.4483250  
    Masterwork +3 Thread.

    Take everyday thing, Masterwork +3 it.
    Say what it does now..

    You can also enchant the thing if you wish
    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:13 No.4483283
    Masterwork +3 Fleshlight would be a writhing moaning, cum guzzling machine. Men would starve to death as their brain turns to orgasmic mush.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:16 No.4483304
    Masterwork +3 DnD 4th ed
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:19 No.4483325
    It'd be more of a sexbot that anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:23 No.4483356
    I would gladly die this way
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:24 No.4483362
    Would it still be D&D?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:25 No.4483369
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:26 No.4483382

    sounds like the basis of a very kitshy gay porn horror movie.

    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:35 No.4483454
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    Masterwork +3 Revolver.

    I like the idea that my gun can shoot through 2 to 3 engine blocks and will never ever jam.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:39 No.4483480
    More D&D than D&D has been in 20 years.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:39 No.4483481
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    Masterwork +3 Kazoo

    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:40 No.4483491
    Thats just cruel
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:45 No.4483528
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    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:48 No.4483552
    Would make a good murder weapon as well.

    "What happened boss?"

    "His brain turned to mush, because of this... huh, he came and went."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:49 No.4483556
    Should have had some when Chernobyl meltdown. A little bit of that and everything would have been fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:49 No.4483561
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    Novelty "X-Ray Glasses" +3

    They work, not only that you can also kill people in minutes with the radiation beaming from your eyes.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:50 No.4483563
    When the duct tape is stronger then the thing your fixing. Wrap it entirely in duct tape
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:51 No.4483579
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    Ahhh nuts to you
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:53 No.4483596
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    Masterwork Car +3. Pic Related.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)14:59 No.4483640
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    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:00 No.4483649
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    Masterwork +3 3 piece suit.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:01 No.4483662
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    Carbon +3
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:11 No.4483754
    +3 robot arm
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:11 No.4483757
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    Carpenter's Hammer Masterwork +3
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:18 No.4483802
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    Husky knife.

    Because the inherent utter shittiness of anything with the Husky logo combined with masterwork quality would make a hole in reality. And we all know that's good fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:18 No.4483805
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    Masterwork cat +3
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:20 No.4483826
    Human being Masterwork +3. Imagine how awesome or species would be...
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:21 No.4483829
    ... is he holding an elephant gun?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:24 No.4483854
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    Masterwork +3 Sidearm
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)15:28 No.4483884
    Wait, is that thor with facial hair? FUCK YES
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:15 No.4484297
    Masterwork windows!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:22 No.4484359
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    Masterwork +3 hat
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:26 No.4484395
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    Masterwork +3 pilotable modular construct.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:28 No.4484410
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    Masterwork +3 Policeman
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:41 No.4484536

    That there is a HUMAN gun.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:49 No.4484586
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    Masterwork Bastard Sword.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:50 No.4484595
    Masterwork +3 hand?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:51 No.4484598

    Bwahaha. I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:53 No.4484610
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    Masterwork + 3 Goggles.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:56 No.4484630
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    Inb4 the copypasta.
    Also, Masterwork +3 eyeglasses of charisma
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:57 No.4484632
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)16:59 No.4484643
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    Masterwork +3 golem
    >> Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière !!Bzaov8/XKWn 05/06/09(Wed)17:04 No.4484659
    That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

    I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

    Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

    Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

    Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

    So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

    (One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

    (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

    Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

    tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:06 No.4484671
    Kamina Mind
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:06 No.4484676
    So this is just a shoop of decent quality, right?

    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:06 No.4484678
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    Masterwork +3 Roomba
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:07 No.4484680
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    Master work Quake 1
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 05/06/09(Wed)17:11 No.4484696
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    Masterwork +3 WWII tank
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:16 No.4484730
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    Masterwork +3 Chess set
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:19 No.4484744
    Nobody noticed the Homeworld fleshlights?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:25 No.4484785
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    Masterwork +3 defender of liberty.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:52 No.4484999
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    Masterwork toaster +3?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:56 No.4485025
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    Masterwork +3 Servant of God
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)17:57 No.4485029
    Masterwork +3 Masterwork +3
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:00 No.4485043
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    Masterwork +3 Rack
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:05 No.4485080
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    Masterwork +3 Golem (Cannot love)
    >> Arcbound 05/06/09(Wed)18:05 No.4485081
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    Masterwork +3 Elf
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:08 No.4485101
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    Masterwork +3 hat
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 05/06/09(Wed)18:08 No.4485104

    G'ah, just...

    Looks more like a +4
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:26 No.4485204
    And who might she be? Wanna look her up on chickipedia.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:30 No.4485234
    >Masterwork -4 STR
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:34 No.4485262
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    Masterwork +3 Fruit
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:36 No.4485272
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    Masterwork +3 sim city
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:43 No.4485311
    I believe you mean Masterwork Dungeon Keeper +3
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:45 No.4485323
    >I believe you mean Masterwork Everything simulator +3

    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:45 No.4485326
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    Dapperwork +3 Pokemon
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:47 No.4485342
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    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:49 No.4485354
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    >Dungeon Keeper
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:51 No.4485364
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    >Dungeon Keeper
    >> Sommunist !CvgOA2wCo2 05/06/09(Wed)18:52 No.4485373
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    As an enormous faggot, I must ask you for the source.

    Also, Masterwork +6 Musket.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:54 No.4485383
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    Masterwork urutsukudoji +3
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:55 No.4485391
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    masterwork +3 mobile dwelling
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)18:56 No.4485407
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    Masterwork +3 Judge.
    >> OK DM 05/06/09(Wed)20:04 No.4485850

    Gideon, primarily a furry artist, sometimes does D&D jokes. This is probably the best one that isn't also featuring macro porn.
    >> The Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 05/06/09(Wed)20:10 No.4485904
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    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:00 No.4487137
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    Masterwork +3 doctor.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:33 No.4487437
    > "Masterwork + 3 Goggles."
    Ze Goggles! Zey Do Everrything!
    >> Greg the Paladin !HpsoRtmxd6 05/06/09(Wed)23:39 No.4487491
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    Masterwork +3 Mutant
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:39 No.4487494
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    Gentlemen, I pose a question: How does one create a masterwork +3 item?
    By using this Masterwork +3 Anvil!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:44 No.4487530
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    Masterwork +3 Duck.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:48 No.4487563
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:50 No.4487572
    It's obviously a dwarf woman, so it came from her momma.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:50 No.4487577
    I always wondered how they made the first iron if they couldn't make the tools that they used to make the tools that they used to make the iron with which they'd make the tools with.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:51 No.4487581
    masterwork +3 platinum credit card. always charges to someones account but not yours and is untraceable
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:51 No.4487582
    Masterwork /tg/ +3, +5 vs. GW-bullshit.

    Squats are made into a real ar
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:52 No.4487584
    >> Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)23:56 No.4487606
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    Hey guys, I'm bringing my Masterwork +3 Hamster to a party tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)00:00 No.4487643
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    >Bearvil is dorfwoman.
    Can't be there's no beard.

    Also: Masterwork+3 d20!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)00:03 No.4487665
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    Masterwork +3 Lasgun

    Actually causes wounds and penetrates power armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)00:05 No.4487683
    They used rock molds and poured into the rocks.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)00:07 No.4487694
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    Masterwork +3 Gravity
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)00:15 No.4487754

    Probably the best tools form the previous age, like bronze and shit.

    I bet you could follow them all the way back to Acheulean stone tool culture. All modern tech like computers could be tracked along the same route as well. Funny that.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)00:19 No.4487781
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    Masterwork +3 Energy Drink
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)01:21 No.4488232
    Effective weaponry is Heresy!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)01:26 No.4488264
    Do you not see the facial hair? It's masterwork +3, covers the whole face!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)01:43 No.4488382
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)01:57 No.4488477
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    Masterwork +3 beard.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)02:11 No.4488541
    I'm not sure if that's true, but I'll believe it anyway because Rule of Cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)02:26 No.4488615
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    Masterwork +3 Journalism
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)02:26 No.4488617
    Look up the movie "Killer Condom"

    you'll shit bricks.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)02:58 No.4488800
    Masterwork +3 Condom (Cursed)
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 05/07/09(Thu)08:03 No.4489984

    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)08:14 No.4490016
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    THIS is a +3 (greater) Beard
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)08:23 No.4490053

    All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is made from beard and menaces with spikes of windmills.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)11:58 No.4491037
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    Masterwork +3 Childhood.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:00 No.4491059
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:30 No.4491195
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    masterwork +3 hero
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:38 No.4491226

    You clearly haven't seen the "Deadliest Warrior" show, look up the one woth samurai vs. viking, the look on those samurai weeaboos is priceless when he can't cut through the simplest chainmail.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:39 No.4491230
    Nice thumbnail, dipshit.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:40 No.4491232
    Every goddamn time...
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:45 No.4491250

    On that note, who did eventually come out on top of that? It looked like vikings had every edge conceivable, but I wasn't able to see the last part of the episode.

    Please say Vikings:(
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:47 No.4491255
    It was wonderful to see that prick meet with reality. Only time he shut the fuck up about how great the samurai were throughout the entire show. The guy practically masturbated to katanas.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:48 No.4491260
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:49 No.4491270

    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)12:53 No.4491294
    Well, they had to pit the samurai's fucking CLUB against the Viking's SHIELD. The shield was used as a weapon, not as a shield, and was not taken into account when the viking was using his longsword and axe against the katana and naginawhatever. You know, the time when he would actually be using it as a shield.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:01 No.4491351
    Anyone else groan at their constant smack talk during the show?

    I felt like the pirate vs. knight episode was off. They even failed to test several of the pirates weapons correctly.

    *The flintlock was only tested once, and hit the overlapping part of the armor, failing to test the single layer and 2 layers not melded together.

    *The Blunderbuss was only tested against armor, despite the fact that one of them mentioned using a shield right after the test.

    *The Grenado was tested only against flesh and wasn't tested against armor or armor and shield, and they chalked it up to "the force would kill him", despite not having done any tests and evidence that people can be within a few meters of weak explosions and survive.

    *they didn't test the two swords against each other, one might have failed before the other

    Pirate could probably still win, but there's no way to know without them retesting and adding tests, and they don't look like the mythbuster types to revisit a vs.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:02 No.4491352
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:05 No.4491379
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:13 No.4491421
    I liked how he talked about western mythology as though he knew something about it. He was talking about how the west's demons used pitch forks because they're pussies or some such shit, and how Japan's demons used those big ass clubs because they were actually dangerous.

    You know where the pitchfork thing became mainstream from? A story about a hen-pecked husband who makes a deal with the devil to get rid of his wife. It ends with satan disemboweling them both and pitchforking their intestines all over a fucking tree. I think metalocalypse had a reference to that.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:23 No.4491496
    That's more intimidating than a club.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:32 No.4491562
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    Masterwork +3 President.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:37 No.4491601
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    Masterwork +3 Trap.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:42 No.4491630
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    Masterwork +3 Brain.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:53 No.4491700
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    Masterwork +3 House.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:56 No.4491715
    More like Masterwork +3 Fishmouth
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:56 No.4491717
    I do believe that to be more of a masterwork bastard duck.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)13:59 No.4491732
    Oh god. Why oh why do I have to stop and ogle at that picture for minutes at a time every time it's posted? It's not THAT good. Or well... maybe a little...
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:04 No.4491763
    That tag line was stolen directly from Torchwood.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:20 No.4491850

    Regardless, this next episode coming up is going to be fucking tremendous. Green Berets versus Spetznaz. Goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:21 No.4491856
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    Weeaboo faggot that is also terribly wrong. How delightful.

    >I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
    no, you can't.

    >Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times
    trillion billion gazzilion. Also, not to ruin your shit, but do you know why japanese weaponsmiths had to do that? 'Cause they had shitty materials, and making workable weapons required tons of work.

    > to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
    no. Shitty steel = shitty blade, triangular katana blade = ABSOLUTE shit for penetrating anything other than their shitty bamboo/silk armour.

    >Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords
    which swords? Florentine rapiers, nordic longswords, greatswords, bastard swords, cleavers?

    >and thrice as hard for that matter too.
    'cause japanese smiths used MAGIC to eliminate the flaws which were caused by their shity iron, and transformed them into magical blades, and bound daemons into them. It's true, i saw a manga about it.

    >Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better
    Not anything. The katana, due to the curved triangular blade is terrific against bare flesh - true that. Try a wide swipe against chain mail, and you'll be spanked by all those pesky laws of physics.

    >I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
    two things could happen:
    1. the katana goes 'boink', and you damage the edge of your sword, rendering it useless
    2. You actually manage to get through for an inch, and due to a wedge-shaped you have your only means of both attack and defense lodged into a steel plate. And what would happen next, which is being battered to death by a mace, isn't pretty

    >Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan?
    For the same reasons they haven't taken over australia, that is because of Japan being on the other side of the fucking globe.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:22 No.4491868
    Oh dear. You haven't been around here much.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:23 No.4491872
    Because lesbians, that's why.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:24 No.4491881
    Please tell me you're not being serious
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:26 No.4491895

    Utter newfag? Inept troll?
    GM call, I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:29 No.4491920

    Regardless of the newfaggotry of this post, I would just like to point out that Arab swords were the best made of their time.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:31 No.4491934
    I'm going out on a limb and bet on the newfag section, although I think the odds are against me.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:31 No.4491935
    I think this is a double troll
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:33 No.4491948
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    Every day brings new people to the board.

    Don't be upset that not everyone in your clique knows your cool, exclusive copypasta. I say we go pick on the jocks after this, for not being as cool.
    >> The Old /co/ldier !1V6Z4xOlI6 05/07/09(Thu)14:35 No.4491959
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:35 No.4491961

    Is that like a double nigger? Or more akin to the double wizard?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:37 No.4491973

    That is why we tell people to "lurk moar", as the saying goes.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:45 No.4492037

    sure it can .. trough japanese tanks
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:50 No.4492077
    Masterwork +3 troll.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)14:50 No.4492078

    This shit's as old as the internet
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)16:14 No.4492704
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    Masterwork +3 Trap, I say!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)16:35 No.4492910
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)16:45 No.4492987
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)16:51 No.4493043
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    Masterwork +3 Dreadnought.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:14 No.4493283
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    Masterwork +3 Druid
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:19 No.4493344
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    Masterwork +3 Man.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:20 No.4493361
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    Masterwork +3 Troll
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:26 No.4493434
    0/10 fuck off
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:29 No.4493464
    Masterwork +3 Slowpoke.
    >> LogicNinja !X/WncDCXNA 05/07/09(Thu)17:30 No.4493479
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    Masterwork +3 Paint Thinner
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:35 No.4493525
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    Masterwork +3 Church.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:46 No.4493638
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    Masterwork +5 Shark.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:59 No.4493773
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    Masterwork +3 Dwarf.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:12 No.4493860
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    Masterwork +3 Steed Golem.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:38 No.4494025
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    Masterwork +3 Homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:43 No.4494063
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    When this man gets a website it will be monster loving DM's worldwide holiday.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:46 No.4494088
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    +5 Major Artifact
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:49 No.4494112
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    +5 Major Sphere's of Dragon Summoning and Wish
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:51 No.4494120
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    +2 Holy Symbol
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:54 No.4494141
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    +1 Masterwork Crab Tank
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:57 No.4494161
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    Masterwork +3 Youth Potion....

    ... wait, I have to shove what up my ass every day for the next thousand years?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:05 No.4494215
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    +4 Masterwork Flying Carpet
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:08 No.4494248
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    +1 Masterwork Rod of Leadership

    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:10 No.4494258
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    +3 Holy Symbol
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:11 No.4494269

    This is true.

    Unlike the "my katana can cut through x" arguments which we are endlessly subjected to, the famous tale of Richard the Lionheart and Saladin is a historically documented fact.

    (For those unfamiliar, Richard and Saladin met during a lengthy cease-fire during the crusades. To demonstrate his might, Richard used his two-handed sword to cleave a small anvil in half. Saladin responded by turning his own sword blade-up, plucking a whisker from his beard, and letting it float down onto the upturned blade, where it neatly split in two.)
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:12 No.4494279
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    +3 Minor Artifact of Demonic Consumption
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:16 No.4494333
    counts as Sidereal Martial Arts, favored weapon: Big Fucking Knife
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:16 No.4494335
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    Masterwork +3 What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:18 No.4494356

    I agree
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:20 No.4494377
    this is trollpasta from the wizard boards circa 2006 dude
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:22 No.4494394
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    Meh, I like crazy ancient Chinese blades that never dull even after 2000+ years submerged in water more.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:22 No.4494402
    If /tg/ loves musclegirls, that means we have a mancrush on brock?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:24 No.4494422
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    +4 Holy Symbol
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:29 No.4494468
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    +5 Masterwork Potion of Rage
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:31 No.4494486
    Everyone has a mancrush on Brock. Everyone. Men. Women. Infants are born screaming his name in their uncouth alien tongue. Brock is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. Brock is all that is Man, and all that we may ever aspire to.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:32 No.4494496
    obvious troll is obvious ;)

    I call bullshit, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:33 No.4494502
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    Masterwork +3 SHOOP DA WHOOP.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:35 No.4494514
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    Masterwork +17 Buckshot.

    You know it's true.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:35 No.4494518
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    +5 Holy Symbol
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:36 No.4494526
    The newfagotry is outstanding.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:41 No.4494563
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    +1 Masterwork funnel.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:49 No.4494633
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    +5 Mayoral Document of Badassery
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:52 No.4494667
    ITT, the katana:
    A blade that, like all others, has its uses. Sadly, cutting through anything tougher than lacquered leather, bamboo wicker, layered silk, or, in some very rare cases, lamellar isn't one of them.

    Perhaps even more sadly, the common person of the internet age has no idea of the above and seems completely retarded as a result.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:57 No.4494718
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    >cutting through anything tougher than lacquered leather, bamboo wicker, layered silk
    herp herp yep dem japs didn't know how to make armor beyond wood yep herp!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:05 No.4494796
    Given the mask, that would appear to be the armor of a general. They, typically, sat at the back.

    Moreover, their armor was incredibly expensive and, since most of their infantrymen were farmers and not the traditional samurai you see all over the fucking place, would not have had access to that suit you posted.

    Also, lamellar is scale-mail, which means it could be made of either leather or metal. They worked with what they had and, since their metal sucked shit and you can't really fold armor for shit, they usually used leather, which was in ready supply, what with the fact that it comes from animals and all.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:15 No.4494889
    Yesiry, no met'l armor, just pe'sent geniocid yup yup.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:16 No.4494893
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    15th century steel Ashigaru clasp plate, fail more.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:18 No.4494903

    > and, since their metal sucked shit, they imported metals from mainland Asia.

    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:36 No.4495035
    how not to troll /tg/ : /b/tard memes
    how to troll /tg/ : historical inaccuracy
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:43 No.4495072
    >how to troll /tg/ : historical inaccuracy
    Yep yep dem japs wore wood for armor, chinks don't know shit about warfare.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:44 No.4495086
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    Masterwork +3 Clown
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:45 No.4495099
    Also how to troll /k/
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:13 No.4495827
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    Masterwork +3 Sailor.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:15 No.4495836
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    Masterwork +3 Camwhore

    Fortitude save or else must drop everything and start fapping.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:21 No.4495890
    DC: 4
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:24 No.4495911
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    Choose one: +3 Masterwork Trollan Games; or +3 Masterwork Fuckawesome Scary Race.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:25 No.4495922
    sage this shit
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:42 No.4496055
    Masterwork +3 Martha.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)23:03 No.4496199
    Isn't that par for the course?

    Not a Will Save?
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 05/08/09(Fri)01:50 No.4497279
    This thread is a masterword +3 404 avoider itself.

    It's been up for 3 days

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