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    72 KB Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)02:03 No.4466685  
    >Greet Fate warmly and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
    Fate explains that you blew up the sun, and asks what you expected would come of it.

    Previous thread: >>4465383
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:03 No.4466695

    Ask how we can restore Sunbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:04 No.4466698
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:05 No.4466705
    What was in that chest???
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)02:05 No.4466710
    We expected loot. Ask how to restore Sunbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:06 No.4466715

    Or blood.

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:07 No.4466718
    we expected the glorious resurrection of SUNBEARD.

    Also, how is Satan doing? He seemed a bit stressed out with his new job the last time we talked to him.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:07 No.4466719
    Something cool.
    How can we get Sunbeard back?
    >> ... 05/03/09(Sun)02:07 No.4466724
    Ask why we're in a giant lampshade, how we get out, and make sure to check what was inside the chest.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:08 No.4466735
    also, point our your new awesome DRAGON PAULDORONS to Fate so he can admire them.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:10 No.4466740
    Shrug and explain that we found Demonsun to be a dick, we are open to any suggestions on how to restore Sunbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:11 No.4466745
    Ask him if we're dead again.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:13 No.4466755
    Tell Fate we wanted Sunbeard back.
    Sundemon was standing in the way of that, so we killed him.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:04 No.4466767
    Yay! /tg/ is back and with it Dorf Quest. Anyway ask Fate to ask Ra or Satan or whoever to bring back Sunbeard or we'll keep killing all other incarnations of the sun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:05 No.4466768
    /tg/ is up!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:05 No.4466769
    But Gnome is down, I betcha.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)13:06 No.4466770
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    >Darkness, Loot
    "My my, you really are a force of chaos, BB! I'm glad I placed my bets on you."

    >How do we restore Sunbeard?
    "I came to ask you that very question, actually. What a crazy random happenstance!" He giggles. "Killing the sun is no little thing. We need a replacement sometime soon, before the world dies from the temperature drop."

    >Am I dead again?
    "Not this time, no. Be thankful, I can only bend a man's fate once."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:09 No.4466779
    What, are you joining our party? DO WE GET TO SEE YOUR CHARACTER CARD?!

    If not, tell us where to start restoring Sunbeard or fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:10 No.4466783
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:12 No.4466787
    Is he trying to seduce us?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:12 No.4466790
    Can we resurrect Sunbeard? Surely Ra and Xany and Satan can make some form of alliance and make it so they may bring Sunbeard back to life. Sunbeard was a sentient creature, after all. Xom can help too, if he feels like it. Which he probably won;t.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:12 No.4466792
    >Which he probably won't.

    You'll never know about him.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:13 No.4466794
    Do you know what happened to Sunbeard? If we know the cause of his disappearance maybe we can return him to power. Beardbeard needs to know of Satan's betrayal so he can live up to that Godslayer title again. Maybe ask Musclebeard to help.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:14 No.4466795

    Ask about a way to replace the sun.

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:15 No.4466801
    Waaaiiiit a second. Why does Fate have such an active interest in us? Satan, Xom I can understand... but Fate? No good can come of this. He's always been trying to be friendly with us... DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO. No bastard is going to manipulate us! For we are Beardbeard Godslayer, and we can slay one more God! Killing a God beats killing the Sun, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:15 No.4466802
    Tell Fate you're not that kind of dwarf and he should keep his grabby hands to himself.
    Also check mountain home.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:18 No.4466809

    Dude, he's FATE.

    Everything that happens is JUST AS PLANNED for him, we can't kill him unless he wants us to kill him.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:18 No.4466813
    Ok, I can see new posts on /tg/ but when I open the thread I only see up to >>4466755 , anyone else have the same problem?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:20 No.4466818
    Yes, there might be some server problems left.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:21 No.4466819
    You raise a point. But I bet we can make him hurt like hell.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)13:21 No.4466821
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    >What, are you joining our party?
    "That was the plan, yes."

    "...I will pretend for your sake you didn't suggest that idea."

    >Can we resurrect Sunbeard?
    "Why yes, yes we can."

    "Right now, I'm trying to restore the natural order. You just killed the sun. This planet has about 15 minutes before it gets cold enough that things start to die. So, we need to stop talking and start working on getting that sun back, don't you agree?"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:23 No.4466827
    15 minutes? I'm guessing that Sunbeard is conveniently close.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:24 No.4466832
    What's it going to take?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:25 No.4466837
    Dude, you're Fate. Can't you stop time for a bit? Anyway on to this resurrection business, how would we go about doing it? Shouldn't this be more a job for Xany, Satan and Ra?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:25 No.4466839

    >What, are you joining our party?
    >"That was the plan, yes."

    Ok, having a God in our party, that's pretty cool.

    Anyway, tell him that resurrecting suns is not our speciality, so better give us a clue.

    Also check what's inside the chest.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:30 No.4466857
    HOT DAMN I'm glad I woke up early today.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)13:34 No.4466872
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    >Shouldn't this be more a job for Xany, Satan and Ra?
    "Pelor and Satan, but yes. It should. Sadly, they loathe each other, so I am playing middle man. Lets go do some aggressive negotiations."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:35 No.4466876
    Leap into the portal while screaming incoherently with Dorfen Rage!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:36 No.4466881
    Intimidate. Act threateningly. Brandish your axe. Mention nonchalantly in the middle of conversation how you killed Glittergold and what kind of a weakling bitch he really was.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:37 No.4466886
    Woulda thought Ra and Xany would come into the equation. Xany because resurrection falls under her jurisdiction and Ra because the sun is also part of his territory as seen by the fact that his task involves running away from it. In fact how does Pelor come into it? He's the god of xenophobes and goody goodies, right?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)13:40 No.4466899
    We should probably check the treasure chest before we leave.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:42 No.4466906
    I thought we already did.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:43 No.4466912

    And what did we find?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)13:44 No.4466921
    If we did, then I want to pause and check our inventory.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)13:44 No.4466927
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    >Jump in screaming

    Pelor is the god of Light, Satan is the god of Nature. Xany would make sense, except we're not bringing anything back. We have an entirely new sun to make.

    You'll have to do that on the way back.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:45 No.4466934
    >We have an entirely new sun to make.

    Wait, no Sunbeard?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:46 No.4466937
    But we want Sunbeard back... Oh well. We'll have to create Sunbeard Mark II.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:46 No.4466947

    "Listen fuckheads, I want sunbeard back, and I want him back in 7 minutes!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)13:48 No.4466959
    You'd think fate would have predicted Beardbeard's action and started making a new sun 35 minutes ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:48 No.4466962
    >an entirely new sun
    What faggotry is this? We're bringing back Sunbeard, we owe that ball of glowing hydrogen!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:48 No.4466965


    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:49 No.4466971
    "I did it 35 minu-"

    Oh I see what you did there.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)13:51 No.4466988
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    >Listen fuckheads, I want sunbeard back, and I want him back in 7 minutes!
    Fate: "Well, you heard him. Are you going to argue with the Godslayer?"

    Pelor: "Sunbeard already died. He was a failure unworthy of sunhood."
    Satan: "He lasted longer than Demonsun."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:52 No.4466994
    Whozat in the back?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:52 No.4466995
    We could just show Pelor that he is unworthy of his godhood, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:52 No.4466996
    So we need a new sun, one that is worthy of sunhood.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:52 No.4467000
    Look. Sunbeard was awesome. He was like a Dorf. And a sun. Combined. I.. I loved Sunbeard.
    If you don't bring him back, I am gonna start cracking heads.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:53 No.4467003
    Axe to Pelor's face! Legaxe to balls! CLAIM GOD SHIP OF LIGHT FOR YOURSELF!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)13:53 No.4467004
    Then make a new sunbeard worthy on sunhood.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:53 No.4467006

    Oh hai Poseidon, how are you doing?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:54 No.4467008
    Not in the safety room.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:54 No.4467010
    But it's a goddess?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)13:55 No.4467016
    SLAP Pelor like a bitch and tell him to dare not talk like that about Sunbeard again. Tell him we need a new sun or all his followers will die from cold. And tell him it needs to be Sunbeard as we'll kill any other Sun. And he better fucking understand or another god shall be slain. Shout to emphasize your point, maybe wave your axe menacingly.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)13:57 No.4467022
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    >Look. Sunbeard was awesome. He was like a Dorf. And a sun. Combined. I.. I loved Sunbeard. If you don't bring him back, I am gonna start cracking heads.
    >It needs to be Sunbeard as we'll kill any other Sun.
    They reluctantly concede your point.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:00 No.4467041
    Damn right. Inquire as to why Sunbeard disappeared in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:03 No.4467051
    So you ladies want to go get Xany to resurrect Sunbeard? Does Beardbeard know who Xany is? Oh fuck it, screw the fact it could be metagaming.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:04 No.4467064
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    >Why did Sunbeard go away in the first place?
    Satan responds "I had Garrelf kill him" while he works on manifesting the new sun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:05 No.4467071
    Metagaming is Beardbeard's middle name!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:06 No.4467076
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:06 No.4467077
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)14:06 No.4467080
    Where did we get all of our mutations from?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:07 No.4467083
    So we'll just fix Lamp of Light.

    I've got the feeling this will be harder than it sounds. And that Satan won't approve.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:07 No.4467085
    Beardbeard develop your "wat" face and demand WHY THE FUCK SATAN DID THAT.

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:07 No.4467086
    Hitlist updated
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:09 No.4467098
    When we drank the Xom ale and worshiped Xom, so from Xom.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:09 No.4467101
    March your army to the elven city, THEN RIP AND TEAR!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)14:11 No.4467110
    They will get destroyed. We're better off arming the kobolds with daggers and blowguns so they can assassinate.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:12 No.4467115
    Pfft. Just march to the city and demand Garrelf to avoid any bloodshed and war for both sides.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:12 No.4467118
    Why would they get destroyed exactly? 200 Dwarves is a pretty powerful force. Also, who says the Kobolds can't be assassigns anyways?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:12 No.4467119
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    From bad decisions. Go back and read the threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest

    SATAN and GARRELF added to HITLIST
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:13 No.4467121
    We need Xom modified, land based warcarp
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:14 No.4467130
    Im not sure that we want to off Satan.
    He is a fairly good ally.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:14 No.4467133
    We'll put him down as a "maybe".
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:16 No.4467148
    Boy, I'm glad the gods can't see that.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:16 No.4467149
    Yeah, he *is* taking part in the Sunbeard reconstruction. But Garrelf will pay.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:17 No.4467157
    Fund it! Maybe we can find a dragon and tame it, riding it into battle. Kobolds are dragonkin, right? Maybe one of them knows one we could talk into/beat into service.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:19 No.4467172
    Say hi to Xom then lets go back and check that chest. Then lets find Garrelf and Axe his ass.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:19 No.4467177
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    Pelor hands you the child Sunbeard. "You'll need to throw him up into the sky."

    Fate opens a portal back for you. "You heard him, now get going!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:19 No.4467180
    So along with everyone else?

    And while we're on the subject of taking out Garrelf, we need a Waifu to combat his. Perhaps organizing a tournament between the women of our kingdom to find the mightiest and worthiest... so long as they are either not Good aligned and either evil of chaotic neutral.

    Plus every King needs a Queen. It's the law.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:19 No.4467181
    Ask satan if we are still best buds. And look around for xom...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:19 No.4467182
    these ideas all seem to hinge upon us having an army left. We kind of blew up our mountain homes after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:20 No.4467186
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:20 No.4467187

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:21 No.4467191
    Get going!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:21 No.4467197
    Awesome. We have a Sun Son. Well let's hop to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:22 No.4467199
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:22 No.4467200
    Gnome never said we destroyed the mountainhome, just the peaks of some mountains. The mountainhome might have survived.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:22 No.4467202
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    The sky looks significantly darker now.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:24 No.4467212
    Give Sunson a hug and tell him you're proud of him before launching him into the sky. Tell him you love him. ;_; That's daddy's big boy, lighting up the world. I'll be sure to come and say hi often.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)14:24 No.4467214
    Real kobolds aren't in any way related to dragons. They are dog headed reptile people that rely on stealth and cunning and being able to eat anything. Also, I don't think a dragon would let somebody wearing dragon armor ride them.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:24 No.4467215
    Throw Baby Sunbeard into the sky.

    Loot chest.

    Tally up XP for killing Demonsun.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:24 No.4467217
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    No one saw his lack of an axefoot.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:25 No.4467221

    Take a look at what it's like outside.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:26 No.4467226
    Make sure you get a really good windup.

    If we had time I'd say toss him from the mountaintop.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:26 No.4467231
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    >Give Sunson a hug and tell him you're proud of him before launching him into the sky. Tell him you love him. ;_; That's daddy's big boy, lighting up the world. I'll be sure to come and say hi often.
    "I'll do my best, daddy! I won't let you down!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:30 No.4467257
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:30 No.4467261
    this is going to end horrible isnt it?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:30 No.4467262
    Launch Sunson into the sky
    become Dorfen Sun God
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:31 No.4467266
    Definately makes up for the loss of Sunbeard, Gnome. Brb, calling my dad.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:32 No.4467273
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:34 No.4467290
    Aldwin really sucks at a Rogue. How did he not find that treasure chest?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:37 No.4467312
    OH WOW
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:39 No.4467329
    Can't have a better legacy than that. Imagine when he's an old Dwarf.
    "My son runs the biggest mine in all the nation!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:39 No.4467331
    Uh, BeardBeard, you need to work on your throwing skill.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:39 No.4467332
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    And thus did Sunson take his place in the sky, destined to light this world for ages to come.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:41 No.4467341
    Sunson: the only sun powered by the most combustible element in existence... love.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:41 No.4467346
    Chest chest, and crawl out of hole. Say hi. Wave at Sunson. Throw arm around Aldwin and pronounce loudly that 'THAT'S MAH BOY UP THERE!'
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:43 No.4467361
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    A manly tear falls in pride.


    It contains a single large object wrapped in blue silk.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:43 No.4467362
    So. Since we're in the Windmill, perhaps we could request Aldwin's help in taking down Garrelf? <meta>As a reward, we could put our entire kingdom at work to help restore Goldmoon.</meta>
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:43 No.4467363
    That and the souls of virgin women sacrificed to Satan.
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:45 No.4467380
    Beardbeard, avatar of destruction, senseless violence and utter chaos.

    With a baby son.

    I...don't know what to say.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:46 No.4467382
    Wait! Of course! Now that Beardbeard is here we can use him to get that stick out of Goldmoon's ass! Via the medium of getting laid.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:46 No.4467384
    so replace stick with dick. Got it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:47 No.4467389
    Fucking this. I'm sure he won't mind the mutations either.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:48 No.4467401
    Beardbeard isn't really that picky about specifics, he'll eagerly hump a calf if you throw a dress on'em.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:48 No.4467403
    use silk to create a dashing cape of kinglyness.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:49 No.4467410
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    Inside the silk wrappings, you find a... um. What.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:49 No.4467414
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    My new background.

    I love you so much Gnome. What is the blue object? Climb out, say hi, give thumbs up to Sunson, ask if they've seen Garrelf.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:50 No.4467418
    examine object
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:50 No.4467429
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:51 No.4467437
    This! Capes are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:51 No.4467438
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:51 No.4467444
    Keep un wrapping!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:52 No.4467445
    Who is it? I don't recognize her.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:53 No.4467451
    and then use the silk to create cape of kinglyness.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:53 No.4467452
    Put it back.

    Leave it alone.

    When nobody is looking, bury the chest.

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    Wait a sleeping girl in a chest? where have i heard this one before....
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:54 No.4467467
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:56 No.4467483
    I have a feeling this is what we were going to do to Aldwin that pissed Nemelex off. Maybe we should just leave her alone. Take blue silk for cape though.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:56 No.4467487
    Is Fate still in the party? Inquire him about the nature of the object.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:56 No.4467489
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    You set to work on your cape.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:57 No.4467495

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:57 No.4467498
    SUCCUBUS. You know what that means.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:58 No.4467504
    Keep ignoring the Deus Ex Love Interest for the Single Character.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:59 No.4467507

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:59 No.4467509
    Slap demon chick to see if she's awake. If it doesn't work, cop a feel, and then drag her down to Aldwin and the others.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:59 No.4467511
    Again, leave it alone. bury it deep in the mountain.

    Occasionally come back and leer at its location disturbingly.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)14:59 No.4467516
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    You smell something burning.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)14:59 No.4467517

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:00 No.4467520

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:00 No.4467522
    looks like ol' sunny boy is gonna solve our problems for us! good on ya!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:00 No.4467526
    ...I think she's melting in the sun light.

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:01 No.4467533
    Wat. Investigate. Feel her forehead.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:01 No.4467534
    Oh man does this mean

    satan = lord genome?

    You have my full attention gnome...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:01 No.4467541
    So she likes warmth, being from Hell, but not light. Makes sense. Drag her away from the sun before she gets a sunstroke or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:02 No.4467545
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:02 No.4467547
    Ugh recloak her. dammit...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:02 No.4467551
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:02 No.4467552
    Forget pic?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:06 No.4467581
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    You drag her into the shade.

    Her forehead is warm, but seems fine. I'd be more worried about the lack of skin and bone on the back of her head there.
    >> подметно 05/03/09(Sun)15:07 No.4467592
    ... vampire?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:07 No.4467599
    Cultist can heal her, correct? Preferably without mutations.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:08 No.4467601
    Is there still brains?

    IF there aint any brains, or if a chunk is missing, she's worthless to us.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:08 No.4467604
    Get Cultist. She's right outside, and can heal people!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:08 No.4467606
    Curses! It seems our cape based adventures shall have to wait for later. Wrap her up in the silk and bring her to Aldwin for further INVESTIGATIONS.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:08 No.4467607

    VAMPIRE SUCCUBUS, marry it or kill it, maybe both.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:08 No.4467610
    Wrap her up in your cape and seek medical attention. That bitch owes you a cape and you can't well darn slap someone who is unconscious and enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:08 No.4467613
    Okay this is going to look really weird, fast. We can't heal and shit so let's go get Cultist from downstairs but only after we finish making and putting on our cape. Priorities.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:09 No.4467614
    Recloak her completly and carry her out of there. We get our wicked cape back and buzzard love...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:09 No.4467623

    Did we just kill her in her sleep?

    At this rate, Beardbeard will be killing something every other minute. Even when he's just standing up.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:11 No.4467637
    Sadly, the cape must wait. Let us take her back to Buzzardloved with us. Being underground she should be safe.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:12 No.4467649
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    Sure why not.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:12 No.4467659
    I assume she can regenerate that. lets not worry about healing at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:13 No.4467667
    Guys, Cultist's healing always involves mutating. And I think we also mutated enough crap for the time being.

    Bring her back to the kingdom and see if anyone there knows what to do.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:13 No.4467670
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    I keep forgetting obvious details today.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:13 No.4467675
    Holy shit! Kick her into the sunlight! Kick her! Tell Sunson to shine extra brightly at the mean lady who bit daddy!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:13 No.4467677
    Fucking kill it already.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:14 No.4467678
    Alright, she's awake, now slap the bitch, TWICE.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:14 No.4467681




    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:14 No.4467691
    >Vampire Dorf

    You asshole. Begin quest to cure vampirism immediately. Nothing else is more important.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:14 No.4467695

    ...Hm. Dwarven vampires...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:15 No.4467698

    Oh no! If we become a Vampire we won't be able to see Sunson! Kick her off quickly!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:15 No.4467701
    Oh, and kill it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:15 No.4467705
    But she's just hungry. Beardbeard can handle losing some blood, but our new friend won't survive long without any.

    I don't think we need to do anything rash just yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:16 No.4467708
    enjoi ur mutations, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:16 No.4467712
    You colossal fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:16 No.4467713
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:17 No.4467728
    Clearly a ploy to make us not see Sunson. Oh why Gnome?! Why do you toy with our emotions? Kill her, search for cure.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:18 No.4467729

    I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:18 No.4467734
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:18 No.4467735
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    >Kick her!
    That seemed to work well.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:19 No.4467748
    Take cape and leave casually.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:20 No.4467753

    You have two legs, did you know it, Beardbeard? And one of them doesn't involver inmediate death.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:20 No.4467757
    Remove heart, throw into sunlight to be sure.
    It was obviously a vampire in hindsight. Melting in the sun isn't too common a trait.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:20 No.4467761
    Give her some time to think while you run along and fetch Cultist.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:20 No.4467762
    Is it time for DORFEN RAGE yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:20 No.4467764
    Ask her who her master is before we kill her! If we can kill the master we can save ourselves!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:21 No.4467766
    Woops. Shake her off your foot into the sunlight. Go downstairs and confront Cultist about your dilemma. She'll know what to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:22 No.4467780
    "Listen, babe. I'm the king of a mountain full of dorfs and kobolds cowed to the power of my hate and beer. You are exactly the kindof homicidal bitch I am looking for in my life. Come with me and we'll rule the fucking world together."
    "Decline and I'll introduce you to my son."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:22 No.4467782
    This maybe...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:22 No.4467783

    Goodbye romantic subplot.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:22 No.4467790
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    >Clearly a ploy to make us not see Sunson!
    I'm not dead, bitches.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:24 No.4467801
    Calmly walk out into the sun and figure out where you are.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:24 No.4467804
    Wait... a tail?

    Can extraplanar creatures become vampires?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:24 No.4467806
    Wait. She has boobs. We must un-vampire her.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:25 No.4467812
    Sunson is more important than romantic subplot.
    Go outside into sunlight then. Take vampire with you to ensure it is dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:25 No.4467815
    Well, you may not be. But we don't know what contrived requirements were set by Gnome to create a vampire, so we'll just assume the worst.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:25 No.4467817
    Thank you, I was afraid you're going to force a anime love story on us.
    Make sure it's dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:26 No.4467824
    Is she still alive?If she is,Tell her that we will spare her life if she becomes our servant. Sexytime servant.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)15:26 No.4467826
    Loot vampire teeth and eyes.
    >> подметно 05/03/09(Sun)15:27 No.4467834
    a little voice inside my head is telling me this was goldmoon, post resurrection. i'm really hoping it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:27 No.4467847
    We need a waifu to combat Garrelf. This thing imbedded on our foot is homicidal and has tits. She passes. Get her healed and marry her.
    We'll make a billion babies.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:28 No.4467850
    Extra wings? Also, autosaging I think
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:30 No.4467871
    Thats his dragon armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:31 No.4467885
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:33 No.4467907
    Bitch attacked us, kill her dead.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:34 No.4467909
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    >Figure out where you are, bring vampire
    You seem to be inside of a 2 story tower, in a clearing, by a forest. Your new friend is not faring well in the sunlight.

    Yeah, I know, but we're going to ride this one for a little longer. I need to eat eventually, yanno.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:34 No.4467918

    No, post ressurection Goldmoon is currently a mutated pile of limbs.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:35 No.4467920
    Meh.... I think we could find a Dorf Maiden to be our waifu. Then she could drink with us after we slaughter Garrelf.
    >> подметно 05/03/09(Sun)15:35 No.4467926
    what? FFFFFF time to go read the archives. i don't even know what i missed.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:36 No.4467930

    Let her die, serves her well for attacking the mighty Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:36 No.4467931
    Well shit. cover her in the cloak quickly and stuff back in the coffin. She probably knows of a cure if we are infected.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:37 No.4467940
    Oh and carry the coffin out back to buzzardloved.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:38 No.4467944
    Ok, we're not a vampire. I'm fine then. I think it's been a good session, getting Sunson and all. I look forward to our next session with Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:38 No.4467946
    Go to the first story. I thought Beardbeard knew of the windmill? Oh well. Bring melting vampire chick with you. Laugh at her a bit too.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:38 No.4467952
    Back in the shade with 'er.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:39 No.4467961

    Let her die, laugh while she burns.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:40 No.4467972
    Bringing her back to shade would be a bit pointless at this point. Just let her die.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:42 No.4467989
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    >Just let her die
    You equip your brand new blue cape. When you turn back, she is no more.

    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
    Current Quest(s): Conquer Region

    ALCOHOLISM: drunk
    GOLD: 19,725


    Vestigial Wings
    No Left Eye
    3rd eye on back
    Webbed Hands
    Three Breath
    Poison Immunity

    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Stone of Ionus
    Wooden Leg
    Map to Beardbeard's Kingdom
    Golden Sceptre
    Antimagic Bird Cage
    Dragon Armor
    Silk Cape

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:43 No.4468000
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    Super happy fun doodle time is go!

    Ceiling Fate is watching.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:43 No.4468009
    Draw the vampire melting like those Gremlins in Gremlins 2.

    "Oh, what a world!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:43 No.4468010
    Goddammit you bastards if this really is satans daughter it only means trouble later on.

    You'll regret this!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:44 No.4468015
    Nice get.

    Could you draw the sequence of events leading to a nude vampire in a treasure chest?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:44 No.4468018
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    I am such a punster.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:44 No.4468020
    Or T-1000 melting sequence. Or any other similar movie cliche.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:45 No.4468022
    That's creepy. I won't be sleeping well tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:45 No.4468025
    >You'll regret this!

    Yanno, I see this at the wend of every Beardbeard thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:45 No.4468026
    Lets see a more detailed look at the cape with a kickass beard emblem.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:46 No.4468033
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:47 No.4468038
    Original Sunbeard and Sunson chilling out!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:49 No.4468059
    Beardbeard is the BBEG. It wouldn't be right if some do-gooder didn't say he'd regret it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:50 No.4468063
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:52 No.4468078
    Cause you tried to eat us, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:53 No.4468085
    Awesome, more nightmares.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:53 No.4468086

    That certainly looks painful.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:53 No.4468088
    Ah. Hilarious. May I suggest a lot of the gods wailing on Pelor?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)15:55 No.4468096
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:56 No.4468110
    Beardbeard: Godslayer, Dragonslayer, Sunslayer. Ruler of the Dorfen Kingdom.

    What other epic accomplishments to our name do we have?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:57 No.4468113
    Hahaha my new wallpaper.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)15:58 No.4468125
    The most important thing we have done with our life is be Sunson's dad.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:00 No.4468140
    Next Quest we should ask more about the gods i.e how they came to be. Pratchett like belief system? And if there is some Creator of the Universe. That we can kill.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)16:00 No.4468141
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    You always did do poorly in craftsdorfs class.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:02 No.4468151
    Eh, it'll do.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:02 No.4468154
    ...You mean Gnome? I'm not sure we can kill Gnome. Hey Gnome! Can we kill you?
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/03/09(Sun)16:03 No.4468158
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    Looks like what Sunson would have looked like if we droped him.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:06 No.4468196
    How are Aldwin and company doing after seeing THE SUN COMING OUT OF THEIR ATTIC?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)16:08 No.4468210
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    >Could you draw the sequence of events leading to a nude vampire in a treasure chest?
    It was her house. That blue silk was her blanket. She slept in the nude because she was british.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)16:12 No.4468248
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    Grandpa just doesn't get it. Clouds have cooties.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:13 No.4468257
    Vampires have long naps.


    Didn't you mention there were no countries in this setting? So what kind of a place is this 'Britain'?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:14 No.4468272
    So Gnome, are you disappointed you didn't get to do a romantic subplot for Beardbeard? I mean, the girl was cute and had a flower and everything, that was totally what you were trying to get us do.

    Wait, so Sunbeard is Beardbeard's father?

    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:15 No.4468278
    Garrelf status update?

    or Moradin status update?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)16:17 No.4468303
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    That is correct, there are no countries. Britain doesn't exist. There are no indigenous British peoples (or even non-indigenous British peoples).

    Except this one vampire. She's British.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:18 No.4468311
    So she's British in a way elves are Elvish?

    In this setting, vampires are known as Brits!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:20 No.4468328

    Let's not get carried away here. He said this girl was British, not that vampires are.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:20 No.4468334

    Aw damn it. Would've been cute to see a little romance subplot, if only until Beardbeard kills everything around him. Again.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:22 No.4468351

    Except this one vampire. She's British.

    SHIT! Beardbeard is going to become... British! The horror!


    Could you draw it? :3
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:24 No.4468361
    Well now I feel iffy about killing her.
    >Tried to turn us allergic to our son.
    Not too much though.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:24 No.4468364

    Draw this!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)16:26 No.4468391
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    Also one last thing:
    >Am I dead again?
    "Not this time, no. Be thankful, I can only bend a man's fate once."

    And now I need food, my stomach is imploding. G'day /tg/, and I will strangle moot personally if 4chan doesn't go down again until next Saturday, mid-Quest.

    >Could you draw it?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)16:29 No.4468417
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    Okay, one last thing, because my awesome artist friend is awesome.

    And now food.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:32 No.4468466
    Lets all cheer for our Legendary class QuestMaster, Gnome.
    Hip hip
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:36 No.4468490
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:41 No.4468524

    >>Am I dead again?
    >"Not this time, no. Be thankful, I can only bend a man's fate once."

    Oh shi- So it was FATE who resurrected BeardBeard! That means that BB has been always a pawn in FATE's hands.


    Well, that's a little obvious, after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:41 No.4468527
    So what would've happened there with that vampire if she didn't get melted to dust?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:42 No.4468536
    It could be her name. She could be CALLED British.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:48 No.4468578
    Am I the only one who hopes we get to fight Fate at some point? Just so we can say something along the lines of "You hold no power over me. A dorf makes his own fate, you are not needed. I shall not be played like a pawn. I shall not be thought of as a fool, to be manipulated and toyed with. And you will regret the day you started to play games with the lives of mortals."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:50 No.4468592

    Too fancy for Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:52 No.4468605
    When a dorf drinks it does not get drunk, the world just gets more sober.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)16:53 No.4468618
    Well something along those lines. But more Dorfy and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)17:06 No.4468693
    So I'm guessing by the blank party space, we managed to level the mountain homes when the sun exploded then?


    This is going to be one hell of a resurrection quest.

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