...Beardbeard feels the world's balance is shifting. Its weird - it doesn't feel like it is his fault this time. Maybe.

>>4465391
GET SOME SORCERER SCIENTIST THINGIES ON IT.

>>4465391
Punch The Sun!

THE SUN HAS BEEN CORRUPTED, PUNCH IT TILL IT TURNS BACK TO NORMAL.

>>4465421
THE KOLBOLDS CAN HELP

>>4465438
>>4465420
Obvious samefag

>>4465402
You have no sorcerors! You call in your city's finest minds: X-King and Presley!

Presley informs you of an up and coming metal band's recent activities, and the King suggests urgent action be taken against them. You propose to wait for a more opportune time to come along, curious as to what threat a strip of metal has to your leadership.

>>4465476
No, you're just trolling.

>>4465420
>>4465438
>>4465476
Definate Samefag that doesn't know anything.

>>4465420
>>4465438
>>4465476
>>4465492
>>4465507
Use the Hide Thread function. Seriously, you make it painfully obvious that your the same person.
FUCK OFF

>>4465481
Do these wise sages have any advice about a new leg?

Does anybody have anything that can turn the dragon hide into dragon armor?

Goddamn people keep ruining good things. FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

>>4465420
>>4465476
>>4465492
>>4465507
>>4465522

>>4465476
>stop
I have been trying to come to a decent conclusion for a couple weeks now. We are getting there.

Also, focus gaiz.

>>4465543
I don't see sage fags because I have the 4chan filter add-on.

You know, I didn't really like it, but it's not like we have these every day. So getting anal over these is retarded.

>>4465481
Look Around
Get back on topic

Is the dragon hide generic fire dragon hide or some sort of elemental dragon hide? If the former, then enchanting it and wearing it will provide excellent fire protection and make fighting the evil sun much more bearable.

>>4465539
Weeks in development, they have developed a brand new scientific means of equalizing your height issue!

The all-new Stone Platform Sandal!

>>4465481
I am now curious as to who this metal band is.

>>4465580
Nation game came from /trv/, don't blame this shit.

>>4465591
It is glorious! ... and unwieldy! ...see if someone can add a small axe to it.

>>4465420
>>4465438
>>4465476
>>4465492
>>4465507
>>4465522
>>4465530
>>4465566
>>4465580

Also, find some way to transplant your third eye into your empty eye socket or better yet, make some sort of magic eye that does something awesome. You should also make your wings grow more and drip some blood on them. Equip the kobolds with some cloaks and daggers so they can assassinate.

>>4465591
Ask if they have any way to fight the sun

>>4465591
is there any way we can recruit sunbeard into our city?

>>4465661
Actually, that's a better idea.

>>4465661
Maybe we could develop something that fires mind controlling beards that receives signals from beardbeard's beard.

>>4465661
>>4465673
I thought SunBeard was dead.

Sage for shit.

SHARPEN THE STONE SANDAL INTO AN AXE SHAPE.

FOR NO REASON.

>>4465675
you clearly haven't seen his DA page

You know, I liked RQ, and this quest too at first. But it's obviously gotten out of hand, time to die.

>>4465686
so? We have brought back to life about every other character anyway.

>>4465637
hah oh wow

>>4465637
>Take this shit to /ic/
>/ic/ - art and critique
I am not looking for critique. The fact there is art involved is simply a way to improve the experience. This would be much less exciting if you didn't actually see the elves getting beheaded by a door.

This is a gaming session, a roleplaying game, with its own unique set of rules. If I attempted this in /ic/, it would not be board related. Roleplaying is /tg/ related. Therefore, a roleplaying thread should be in /tg/.

Thank you troll, for re-raising an ages-old argument that has to be re-settled every week or so. You are truly a worthwhile person and I appreciate you.

Now, I have some players here who want to tell a certain dorf what to do. We have a game to play, and I intend to play it.

>>4465591

We're the BBEG, take our army and conquer, start with Eridia!

>>4465704
solutin?

>>4465703
I FUCKING TOLD YOU.

SHARPEN THAT STONE LEG INTO AN AXE.

THIS IS CRUCIAL. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH AXE. ONE LEGENDARY PIECE OF SCRAP METAL DOESN'T CUT IT.

>>4465704
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma

>>4465685
My god.

But think of the arcane magic you can afford with the resources of a kingdom. This sounds possible!

>>4465703
Make magic fire resisting dragon armor from the hide then fight the sun.

>>4465713
this plan.

>>4465703
Ask your two advisor's to recruit the sun into your kingdom

>>4465751
There is nothing furry here, you faggot.

If you have fire resistance, you can light your beard on fire and it will burn as long as you keep the dragon armor on.

Bump for continuation

Do you see what you've done? Do you?

end yourself, scribblefag.

attempt to regain Questage:

ask priests WTF is up with Sunbeard,
see that booze and weapon production in the fort is going well, (what metals do we have access to?)
check on training of dwarven Crossbowmen and Wrestlers, possibly some Wizards too.
Start a Kobold Clan of Ninja Assassins.

>>4465800
This will fail. We should try again once the retard's gone.

Just wait like, an hour. His mom'll have to make him go to bed some time

>>4465800
Dwarfs make shitty wizards. Are there any deep elves around that we can recruit?

>>4465713
>>4465727
>Suit up
You have your smiths forge your Dragon Hide into Dragon Armor, and have your Stone Sandal made into an Axfoot.

>>4465775
That would still cause beard damage, sadly.

>>4465787
Yes, yes I do. I have created a merry tromp of violence and rage, dropped a few too many drama bombs, suck at ending stories, and attracted the unwieldy ire of a sagefag.

>>4465838
THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL FINISH THIS, HUH?

FIND THE FUCK OUT OF GARRELF.

>>4465824
you prefer balant agresive trolling to minor, easily ignorable content?

>>4465838
Get ready to dismember the sun!

>>4465838
...it seems to me that Beardbeard would actually LIKE the trolling. What with all the rage and destruction that is being caused in his name.

>>4465822
ELVES!?!?!? Hell No!
maby we can look into genetic recombination to empower dwarves for the "caster" role, how does a Magma Dwarf sound?

This is a shit thread. All posts are of the worst postdwarfship.

>>4465838
GO FIND SUNBEARD.

Your mother must be so proud of you, sir troll.

>>4465878
we have a priest of Moradin in the house? ask him WTF is up.

Your iron axe seems to plain. Since you already have a main weapon, it should probably have a returning brand, so you can throw it. It also needs some accuracy enchantments because you won't hit a goddamn thing otherwise since you only have one eye.

Guys, just ignore this crap and move on with the quest. Don't bother wasting replies with it.

At any rate, I second finding out about Sunbeard.

Also the Kobold Ninjas. If only to see them fail at sneaking.

>>4465861
Deep elves are shorter, paler, underground elves that specialize in the magical arts destruction. They also summon demons and shoot spears made of fucking diamonds. They may be elves, but they are god damn dwarvenly for elves.

>What happened to Sunbeard?
By all of your best guesses, it seems he was replaced by Demonsun. Possibly violently.

>>4465848
You stand atop the highest mountain, and call out Demonsun. His mockery of Sunbeard will not stand.

>>4465613
that's cute. you actually think we have mods here.

>>4465903
Also, armor makes casting spells really hard, which screws over dwarfs even more. Although, they excel at using magical devices, which don't get impeded by armor. Maybe a deep elf demonologist could make decks of demon cards for everybody.

>>4465915
One day we will have. One day the line will be broken, and moot will land from heavens and put shit in order again.

>>4465854
Xom is amused.

>>4465912

Deforest his hydrogen from his helium.

>>4465912

Are we...are we actually challenging the sun itself?

FUCK. YES.

>>4465912
Sweet! we can hear it striaght from the horses' mouth!

Ask Demonsun what he did with Sunbeard!

>>4465912
Sun looks pissed. Hopefully we haven't bitten off more than we can chew. ...or chug.

>>4465943
This sun is a rude imitation of Sunbeard and must be put down!

We killed a god already. It's not that big of a step.

>>4465912
Sunbeard must be INSIDE Demonsun! carve Demonsun to look like Sunbeard again!

>>4465924
Order? You expect ORDER?!

This is democracy. This is self-government. This is the perfect example of for the people, by the people.

With active mods, this would descend into chaos, needing to be crushed under the iron boot of oligarchy.

This is /tg/.

This IS order.

>>4465945
>Ask Demonsun what he did with Sunbeard!
His answer is very brief.

"Detonation."

>>4465912
TELL DEMON SUN HE PERFORMS NUCLEAR REACTIONS WORSE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND.

AND AT LEAST HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS GOOD IN BED. SOMETHING DEMONBEARD CAN'T ATTEST TO IF HIS GIRLFRIEND'S BITCHING ABOUT HIS ED IS TRUE.

ALSO, HIS BEARD IS SOMETHING LESS THAN WHAT CHILDREN ARE BORN WITH.

FUCKING SHITTY ASS SUN. BRING IT THE FUCK ON.

>>4465971

How do I carve beard?

>>4465984
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4465984
Then that must become Demonsun's fate as well! Officially declare war on the sun, then get the smart dudes to research ways to fight it.

>>4465984
In this setting, it's apparently quite safe to look directly into sun.

Punch him to face to establish superiority. Or smite him with your axe, more like it.

>>4465984
That's doesn't sound very nice. Of course, neither are we.

>>4466001
SCREW THAT! COMBINE BREATH WITH DEFORESTATION! SHOW HIM THE SOUL OF THE DWARF!

>>4465988
LIKE A CHAMP

>>4465984

>>4466016
Except quests are completely /tg/ related, which is a fact that has been established time and time and time and time again. Congrats on not knowing shit about issues that have already been solved, jackass. Enjoy your ban.

>>4465984
FUCK HIS SHIT UP.

What does the stone of Ionus do?

>>4466045
Melts stone is about the extent we have seen through experimentation.

just as a "things on the to-do-list" for after we Vanquish the Demonsun and Restore Sunbeard, i'm seconding the Ninja Kobold idea.

>>4466042
You're wasting your breath. This is a lousy troll who ignores everything we say and just spams.

Also, where did we get the scepter from?

>>4466064
it can destroy stone.

>>4466045
it disintegrates stuff we headbutt.

>>4466002
>In this setting, it's apparently quite safe to look directly into sun.
Why yes, it is.

>>4466010
You activate your Three Breath in unison with your Deforestation! The hail of gobstoppers joins you as you pierce the heavens!

>>4466016
Man, you are a whiny bitch, huh. Stop being stubborn.

Hate to be a party pooper, but shouldn't we find a way to restore Sunbeard before plunging everything into eternal night?

I'm sure there are a few people who'd love that, but imagine how much more horrifying Finlay becomes when you don't see him coming until it's too late.

waiting to see
>>4466022
catch
>>4466049
and the results thereof.

>>4466049
I can see at least four bannable offenses you've done in this thread, whereas Gnome hasn't done one.

Enjoy your perma-ban.

I always find it hilarious how trolls have furry collections. Kinda make you wonder.

On a side note, we're totally gonna get fucked up by Demonsun.

>>4466072
Bah! one thing at a time! KILL!

>>4466072
Beardbeard doesn't go into details. He just smashes shit.

>>4466072
>Planning ahead
>Beardbeard

>>4466070

We just punched a hole in the sun. Holy shit.

Top it off by spinning around, splitting the thing in half, and landing with a dramatic pose as the sundemon goes supernova in the background.

>>4466072
maybe we can have a priest of Ra resurrect him.

>>4466079
>I always find it hilarious how trolls have furry collections. Kinda make you wonder.

Yeah I was wondering this too. Was going to ask about it but decided not to give him attention.

In any case, we seem to have a janitor deleting furry porn.

>>4466077
MODS = GODS!!!

>>4466072
Maybe combining the stone of Ionus with the golden scepter will allow beardbeard to grow his wings out and fly into the heavens to illuminate the earth in place of the sun.

stop it. enough of this bullshit already.

>>4466102
Bah, screw that, sounds boring, lets get Sunbeard back!

and Holy Crap, samefag really was Samefag, someone had a lot of time on their hands.

>>4466102
But that'd end the story of Beardbeard. And be horribly boring for him too.

We'll delegate that job for Driblis.

>>4466104
Bitch. One sagefag done been deleted (and permabanned? pretty please?) you wanna be next?

And as to the topic at hand, if the whirling storm of axe and candy does not stop Demonsun then do something dorfily nuts! Like... seeing if the stone of ionus works backwards and you can turn the metals in demonsun into a solid! The gases float away and Demonsun is dead and we are left with enough raw metals to smelt for aeons! it's win win!

>>4466070
I can't really think of anything that can top off the awesomeness of this.

>>4466104
Um... all of the 'Stop this shit' posts have kinda... disappeared? Doesn't that mean anything to you?

>>4466118
Ok then, lets rip out the suns core and put it in the anti-magic bird cage so it doesn't explode and kill us all.

>>4466118
He'll be back. It's the same fag every time.

>>4466125
but... wouldn't the metal fall on our mountain home?

>>4466104
No! Fuck you, sagefag!

THE PATH TO VICTORY IS CLEAR, BROTHERS! WE SHALL WIN THIS DAY! THE SAGEFAGS LAY BROKEN BEFORE US!

>>4466070
Make the Demonsun tremble before our dorfen might!

>Top it off by spinning around, splitting the thing in half, and landing with a dramatic pose as the sundemon goes supernova in the background.
Spinning around, okay. Splitting in ha- Splitting cancelled: interrupted by solar flare!

Also, word of thanks to the mod/janitor who cleaned this thread. I thank you from the bottom of my soul.

>>4466148
WE NEED A PLAN.

PLAN MADE: THROW ALCOHOL AT THE SUN. THAT WILL SET IT ON FIRE.

FUCKING DO IT HOLY FUCK.

>>4466148
Did it light his beard on fire? If so, put it out asap. The dragon armor should have protected everything else.

>>4466148
I hope that dragon armor gives us fire immunity.

>>4466148

Fuck. Epic victories later.

Rip out his other eye and make the asshole plunge into some really big lake.

Your beard is horribly singed, but you yourself are unharmed. Fuck yes dragon armor.

>>4466148
use Axe on Solar Flare, splitting it anime-style!

Continue cleaving till you split Demonsun!

>>4466172
THE BEARD WILL BE AVENGED!

>>4466148

Use stone of ionus to rob demonsun of it's earthly bits! You are KING OF DORFS surely you can majick up some control over some measly hundreds of tons of constituent metals!

>>4466172
>Your beard is horribly singed
THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GONNA PAY

You'd think we would have found a way to turn his beard into iron by this point.

>>4466172
>BEARD FUCKING SINGED

I'VE HEARD WORSE EXCUSES TO RAGE.

>Top it off by spinning around, splitting the thing in half, and landing with a dramatic pose as the sundemon goes supernova in the background.
Okay, back to that second part. Dropkick of stone is go.

>>4466193

We'll make a nice beard hat for his beard after we kill the sun. Presumably using a piece of the sun to make it.

>>4466172
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED THE BEARD! SHOW HIM EXACTLY WHY HE SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED THE BEARD!!!

Am I the only one who thinks this quest is a bit too easy? We're succesful in pretty much everything we do, and apparently can't die or take anything bad.

It's all fun and games, but gets a bit tedious when you think about it.

>>4466183
>THAT BITCH OF A SUN IS GONNA PAY
Fixed that for ya.

>>4466203
I was thinking we could forge the suns remains with his iron axe to make an axe of supernova.

>>4466218
tell that to Kav.

>>4466202
YES.
This deserves a fucking title.
From now on, we shall be known as 'Beardbeard Godslayer "I KILLED THE FUCKING SUN"'.

>>4466218
Well, we either succeed at insane things, or we would have died long ago. /tg/ only RECOMMENDS insane things for Beardbeard.

>>4466218
We DIED in the first thread, does that count? (ignore Death's Revolving Door over in the corner)

>>4466218
I haven't really seen the rest of the quest, but we were perfectly prepared to fight the sun with our dragon armor of fire resistance.

>>4466218

The way I see it, with everyone's situations being so equally shitty, you have to have at least one person doing well to balance things out.

I mean crap, I just read through the archive and I'm still queasy over Kav nearly getting eaten.

You crush a small part of the mountain upon landing.

Most of the questing is about getting people brought back from the many deaths.

>>4466248
"Let that be a lesson to ya! ...damn, I need a drink."

>>4466248
That thing's still alive?
But there's a giant hole in it.
Fine, back to basics.

Jump into the hollow sun.
LOOT EVERYTHING.

>>4466248

This must cause a reaction so powerful that we creat TWO sunbeards!!!

>>4466258
that would probably be a bad thing.

>>4466267
yes! LOOT THE SUN!

>>4466248
man, Satan is probably going to be PISSED OFF over us destroying his new sun.

>>4466267
Sunbeard and Moonbeard!

>>4466279
Dude, pissing off gods it what we DO.

Demonsun looks rather upset with all of this.

You are unsure how this is different from normal.

>>4466248
"YER A FIFTY BILLION TON PILE OF NUCLEAR ENERGY AND YE JUST GOT YE ASS HANDED TO YOU BY A BEARDED MIDGET"

>>4466279
we don't have any confirmation that the Demonsun is in any way associated with Satan, he popped up while Satan was messing with stuff but it could just be a coincidence.

Loot the sun.

>>4466294

Looks like Demonsun isn't dead yet.

More axing.

>>4466248
Laugh at his feeble display of pyrotechnics! Show your immunity and demand he yield his spot to Sunbeard's rightful dominion.

Demonsun seems to be unraveling. He says a single word - "Detonation."

>>4466297
>but it could just be a coincidence.
I see you have failed your/never taken a literature classes.

>>4466346
TELL HIM BIG WORDS ARE THINGS THAT DUMB PEOPLE USE TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK SMARTER.

THEN INSULT HIS SEXUALITY AND/OR HIS MOTHER.

>>4466346
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4466339
Screw That! that sucker DAMAGED OUR BEARD!

GUT THE BASTARD

>>4466346

Oh...well.

Fuck.

SURF DOWN THE MOUNTAIN RIGHT NOW!

Bonus points if you can do tricks while sliding.

>>4466346
Obey his wish. DETONATE him!

However we're doing this is anothe matter, but I'm sure we can pull it through somehow.

>>4466346
kill him before it goes off.

Hold up the golden scepter and try to evoke its power.

>>4466346
This is the coolest thing I've seen in ever. In ever.

>>4466346
That looks... really creepy.

Hide behind a rock! Save your beard! ...and most likely, this will make beardbeard the enemy of EVERYONE.

>>4466346
uh-oh this brings to mind a certain phrase

Rocks fall.

Everybody dies.

large explosions like what it seems is about to happen generally require a critical mass, subdivide the mass and you can greatly reduce the resulting explosion,

Beardbeard: dice up that sucker!

boom.

>>4466409
behold: A death worthy of a God!

>>4466409
-crosses fingers-

>>4466409
Even if we survived, that definitely blew up the mountain. At least nobody within a 100 kilometer radius will be alive to know what we did.

>>4466437
I think the explosion of a sun would be visible for the entire planet. Sure, they won't know who did it; but they will know that someone must have seriously fucked up Demonsun's shit.

>>4466409
He will survive if we believe... CLAP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS!!!

The two nearest mountaintops seem to have grown shorter. Noticeably so.

This also makes the second nova in as many weeks. Its a good thing they seem to be extremely localized phenomena.

>>4466473
Damage report!
How're the Cutebolds?
Driblis better not be dead goddamnit or we'll rez him just to kick his ass.

Here's the thing... Beardbeard, being unable to ignore the insane ramblings of the voices in his head, does whatever we tell him to. At the same time, he is the BBEG. Does this mean we can effectively end the campaign by making Beardbeard do something so suicidal that he can't possibly survive?

Like fight the sun?

God dammit, I was hoping for it to leave behind something we can smelt into a weapon.

>>4466473
That better not be blood.

>>4466473
IN RETROSPECT: we probably should have ordered for the mountain homes to be evacuated before deciding to destroy the sun.

Also, this most likely means that the DELICIOUS BUST has been destroyed.

Clearly there is only one course of action.

CUT YOUR HAIR IN TO A MOHAWK
*ADVICEDORF*
BECOME A SLAYER

>>4466437
blew up the mountain? Bullshit.
you could take a 20-megaton nuke and drop it on a mountain and sure it would heat up the surface a touch and you would be able to hear it for a good long ways, but inside? even just a hundred feet inside you wouldn't hear/feel more than a dull thud. large explosions tend to be greatly exaggerated unless your dealing with actual force-of-nature explosions, Mt. Saint Helen dwarfed anything mankind has ever done explosion-wise so much its not even funny.

>>4466480
Goddamnit, I've woken up to people hovering over my bed and been stalked, but nothing has ever made me as paranoid and uneasy as what you just said.

>>4466485
I doubt it. Any kind of blood would have most likely vaporized in the explosion.

Nah, just lava. Which means Detonation was another fire-based spell, and Beardbeard is JUST FINE.

>>4466492
What is more of a force of nature that the MOTHERFUCKING SUN?

>>4466496
his beard probably took one for the team though.

>>4466473
The mountain on the left seems to be flipping us off.

>>4466496
Maybe we should get a gnome to turn beardbeard into stone so he can swim to the planets core and kill that too.

Well that was something.

You are not sure where this is.

Beardbeard: pop out of the lava and determine state of beard, check area for any remains of the Demonsun which your dwarves might be able to smelt, forge, or otherwise weaponize, look around sky, and then go back home, order creation of Ninja Kobold Assassin Clan.

>>4466521
who cares where it is? there is a chest, we must open it.

>>4466521
FUCK YES A TREASURE CHEST. Hopefully it contains some good loot. Bust it open.

>>4466521
LOOT EVERYTHING.

>>4466532
>>4466521
>>4466530
maybe it'll contain a spare mountain home. You know, to replace the one we destroyed.

>>4466521

Check for wounds. Once you confirm that you won't immediately die within seconds, crack open that treasure chest.

When you're done looting treasure like a true dwarf, look outside that hole to see where you are.

>>4466538
bah, relax, the mountain homes are fine.

random-ass-prediction: the treasure chest will for some odd reason contain a hitherto-unknown Divine Essence, that of Fire and Wind.

Does beardbeard know any gnomes? Gnomes are so in tune with the earth that they melt through stone.

>>4466521
...does anyone else recognize this place? Because I sure don't. Anyway, LOOT CHEST. If it's locked, use your damn axe against the lock.

>>4466521
Mimic?

>>4466582
We can handle mimics, we're epic level.

Is the auto sage limit 200 or 250?

>>4466521
LOOT EVERYTHING

Put helmet back on.

>>4466535
Looted like a true dorf.

>>4466588
200.

>>4466600
Ohai Fate wtf just happened?

>>4466600
OH GOD

IT'S FATE

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO HORRIFYING.

ALSO, FATE IS WATCHING YOU FAP.

>>4466600
Then this thread is auto saging.

>>4466600
If I see that fucking god one more time...

>>4466600
greet figure warmly and ask how the day is going.

>>4466600
Ask Fate what the fuck is going on in this thread. And by thread I mean world.

Where did we get the golden sceptre and what does it do?

wave to Fate in a friendly manner and make small talk as you loot the chest.

Take a look outside. Ignore fate.

New thread: >>4466685

>>4466656
It came from the dragon's hoard of treasure. It has never been used or appraised.