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    222 KB Dorf Quest XXXXI Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:14 No.4400335  
    Continued from: >>4397982

    Kav smiles as the world burns.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:15 No.4400341
    Fly away. Avoid smoke.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:15 No.4400345
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:16 No.4400351
    Look out for hard to follow terrain.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:17 No.4400361
    I don't think you should've gotten so close.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:19 No.4400373
    Up! Up!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:20 No.4400378
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    Using GUNKATA, Kav avoids the blow!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:21 No.4400386
    No, shoot at her. Force her to dodge into the flames.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:21 No.4400389
    CHANNEL YOUR /k/ommando SKILLS.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:21 No.4400390
    Use your range to you advantage! Play keep away until she slips up and gives you an opening for a direct attack!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:21 No.4400391
    ... Pixies can do that, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:21 No.4400394
    I don't think we need to get that far. As long as we escape, it should be good.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:23 No.4400403
    We're just gonna run away after she killed the boys? I don't think so, we want VENGEANCE!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:23 No.4400410

    Seconding this, at this point I think escape is the best option until we can prepare for this sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:24 No.4400413

    Pixies have greater invisibility on at all times, and they can turn it on or off at will.

    But that's broken as shit in this setting, so I think Gnome has avoided implementing it.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:24 No.4400415
    Revenge is like the worst motivation there is. If we kill her, Mado will come after our blood. And after she gets you, someone of your vast pixie family will come after her. And so forth.

    The cycle must be broken before it even begins.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:25 No.4400421
    She's a loose end. Leaving her alive will inevitably bring more trouble.

    Now we can fly out of reach. She can't run on the trees if they're on fire.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:28 No.4400428
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    Nevada falls back through the treetops, into the blaze. Kav can't get much farther and expect to be able to hit anything, and this is still clearly too close for comfort. Kav decides to flee for now, but her losses this day will not be forgotten.

    No, they can't.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:29 No.4400438

    OR light yourself on fire. SHE CAN'T TOUCH YOU IF YOU ARE ON FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:34 No.4400445
    This seems like good logic.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:37 No.4400455
    Switch control to Nevada! Or maybe Mado, who happens to be conveniently pretty close, having fled the sun for an hour!

    Mado will rescue her love with her newfound flying powers!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:52 No.4400487
    Pause and go to bed!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:58 No.4400503
    I think Gnome died.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:59 No.4400507
    Nah, it's the Internets that died. Or 4chan, at least.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)05:11 No.4400551
    Kav: Fly back to hideout.

    Nevada: Try to get away. Cover your eyes.

    Mado: Swoop to the rescue! >>4400455
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)05:23 No.4400628
    Oi, Gnome! The board is back up!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/26/09(Sun)05:39 No.4400703
    ugh, zip is less reliable than... my analogy skills! zzz.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)05:47 No.4400748
    Maybe he gave up?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)05:49 No.4400762
    Nah, he just went away for a while, thinking he might have some free time while boards are down.

    He be late.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)06:04 No.4400829
    Get back here and complete the quest, you... you... double Gnome!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)06:04 No.4400832
    does gnome usually lurk in an IRC channel while these are going on, like with Weaver and #Rubyquest ?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)06:24 No.4400953
    He lurks in #RubyQuest as well when a quest is going on. But he left during the downtime.
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    He is not responding here either, I think he may have fallen asleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)06:58 No.4401156
    Stand back, i'm going to try SCIENCE...


    wait, that was MAGIC. oh well.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)06:59 No.4401162
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    Why has Gnome forsaken us?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:00 No.4401163
    I say we'll just keep this thread alive, or at least half-dead, so that he'll have a nice point to continue in when he wakes up.

    Polite sage so as to not count in posts and keep the thread alive longer.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:02 No.4401170
    Sage does count in posts, stop being stupid and believing that myth. Any troll thread with 200 posts and plenty of sages can not be bumped.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:03 No.4401176
    You are now hearing Chop Suey sung about Gnome.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:07 No.4401190
    Really? I thought that feature was removed.

    Eh, live and learn. Saging automatically makes me look like a retard anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:09 No.4401195
    Are you high, or just a newfag? That's the point of saging. It adds to the post count without bumping the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:16 No.4401224
    What are you? Blind? I was correcting him on just that point.
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    I'm sad that there is no conclusion.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:20 No.4401245
    So Gnome is getting trolled by the board itself?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:28 No.4401276
    Pretty much.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)08:29 No.4401540
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    god dammit. I am sorry guys. While the board was down I thought I would rest for a bit because I was tired as hell.

    ...and 3 hours later, I woke up. Fuckdammit. So terribly sorry. But damn, I feel better after that nap. So, >>4400762 wins the guessing game.

    Your regularly scheduled DQ will continue in a moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:31 No.4401547
    Do this: >>4400551
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:36 No.4401565
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)08:37 No.4401567
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    Control has switched to Cultist.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:41 No.4401580
    Channel surfer!

    This room is boring. Head outside.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)08:42 No.4401583
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    Goldmoon is up.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:43 No.4401587
    Well then... er... what can we do? Check how Goldmoon is doing and I guess we could think of the baby and stuff. Maybe her farther/mothers name? What are they called? Maybe a helpful flashback, with history of cultist.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:44 No.4401590
    In the proud tradition of Dorf Quest readers everywhere, I now proclaim both Coco and Goldmoon lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:44 No.4401592
    Tell hew what we've done.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)08:49 No.4401612
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    >Tell her what we've done
    Cultist begins to explain just what has happened so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:49 No.4401619

    Start with telling her to never mind the Lich, by the way.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)08:54 No.4401637
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    >Neer mihnd theeh lich, bhy the whaay.

    This warning does not stop Goldmoon from staring at Coco like an ant that crawled into the egg salad.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:54 No.4401640
    Say that he/she helped out with bringing Goldmoon back!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:55 No.4401643
    Coco, stare back. Staring contest, gogogogogo!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)08:58 No.4401652
    He'll win by default, due to the entire lack of eyeballs.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:01 No.4401658
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    >Coco, stare back. Staring contest, gogogogogo!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:02 No.4401663
    What the hell is Coco holding?

    Cultist: Step between them, carry on with the explanation.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:07 No.4401679
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    >What the hell is Coco holding?
    Coco presents the Goldmoon Doll she made while Goldmoon was asleep to the real Goldmoon.

    Goldmoon seems nonplussed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:09 No.4401685
    Aw man that is so SWEET! Dammit Cultist, tell Goldmoon to lighten up already. So it's a mute undead abomination - she should just suck it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:10 No.4401692

    Now that's probably the cutest thing a Lich has ever done.
    Cultist: Appreciate Coco's craftlichship, continue explanation, ask Goldmoon if she'd know of a way to give Coco speech.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:23 No.4401747
    Coco could start making baby clothes.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:23 No.4401749
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    >Appreciate Coco's craftlichship, continue explanation, ask Goldmoon if she'd know of a way to give Coco speech.
    Goldmoon apologizes to you. "I'm sorry, Cultist, but I have my principles."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:24 No.4401762
    Have Coco and Goldmoon shake hands. Then carry on.

    Don't forget to explain what you heard about Finlay.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:24 No.4401764
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    She then proceeds to decline the gift.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:24 No.4401765
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:25 No.4401767
    Wait, what? What principles are these? Why can't she let Coco talk?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:26 No.4401769
    ...Fuck. Ok, go call Beardbeard, tell him there's a celestial with a stick up her butt in the house.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:26 No.4401770
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:26 No.4401771
    Okay, now calm down you two.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:27 No.4401772
    Scold Goldmoon for judging a book by its cover.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:30 No.4401795

    Stop being lawful stupid, Goldmoon. Coco has done nothing to harm you or anybody else. And if the undead are all evil and bad, how about mutations? Why don't you try to kill Cultist next, while you're crusading already?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:33 No.4401817
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    >STOP HER.
    "I can not suffer the heretic to live, Cultist. The undead are an abomination! Let me go!"

    "Nho. Don't judge ha bhook bhy eets cah-vah."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:36 No.4401832
    Tell her about Finlay. Suggest that she'd put her emotions aside for a while, giving Coco the chance to prove himself in her eyes while they fight against a greater enemy.

    With luck, Goldmoon gets to tell about Finlay to Nevada, who may seek out Kav to apologise and tell him she believes him. Then we can unite the whole posse (minus Beardbeard and Garrelf) against the asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:36 No.4401836
    Wow. Goldmoon's a real zealot. Ask her if this is Pelor's fault because if so then... Lily might be the same.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:38 No.4401846
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    >Why don't you try to kill Cultist next, while you're crusading already?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:39 No.4401855
    That fucking does it. Put her down till Lily arrives.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:39 No.4401856
    ...Ok fuck this bitch. Cultist - turn her into a blob of teeth, ass and eyes and then kill her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:40 No.4401862
    Wait, she'd attack a PREGNANT WOMAN?! Assaulting a creature of chaos and mutation is one thing, but killing a completely innocent being inside her - a child of her own student, at that - is another altogether.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:41 No.4401867

    Mutation time! Paralyzing touch time! Let's sedate her until the crazy wears off!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:42 No.4401871
    I'm not much of a man by the light of day.

    But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:44 No.4401877
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    It looks like the resurrection was botched a bit, making her temporarily crazy or something. Like Lazarus Pits.

    We need to restrain her for a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:44 No.4401882

    Good thing Goldmoon is no paladin - the shockwave from her hitting ground would probably collapse the windmill.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:44 No.4401883
    If Lily grows up to be like this bitch I say we put her down right now while she's still young.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:45 No.4401884
    SORRY? Why the fuck are you such a crazy person? Is Lily going to end up like this?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:45 No.4401890
    So Cultist is Tim Curry? That's a frightening thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:46 No.4401895
    Yet it would explain so many things...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:49 No.4401911
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    Coco is quite upset.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:50 No.4401919
    Try and paralyze her. Give her time to cool down.

    Also don't you have a phylactery somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:50 No.4401923

    Go get 'er, girl! Boy! Thing! PARALYZING TOUCH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:50 No.4401926
    You get her, Coco! Just severely harm her, not kill her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:51 No.4401928
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    Cultist attacks from behind, hoping to end this non-violently.

    Assuming a somewhat loose definition of non-violent, as unwilling transmutation still is a pretty serious crime.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:54 No.4401948
    Uh-oh, what's she going to turn into? Can Cultist turn her back?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:54 No.4401949
    So is randomly attacking entities that have not harmed you in any way and have actually helped to bring you back from the dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:55 No.4401953
    Tie her up and maybe we can talk this through in a civil debate.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:57 No.4401965

    Maybe she'll understand now that being an unclean abomination doesn't mean you're automatically evil.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)09:59 No.4401976
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    ...Well, now that her legs are fused together, it doesn't look like she'll be moving around much.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)09:59 No.4401979
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:00 No.4401983
    Nice job Cultist! Now let's sit down and talk to her for a bit. Pull some of that "mama wisdom" you probably have somewhere in you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:01 No.4401989
    Tie her arms up and start questioning on why the fuck she attacked us.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:01 No.4401994
    Lily is going to be pissed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:03 No.4402003
    I think she made it very clear. All she really needs is some time to calm down.

    Also take the opportunity to explain stuff about Finlay.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:04 No.4402006

    To hell with that, Cultist is her real mom now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:05 No.4402013
    Lily may not see it that way. She is trying to join Pelor.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:06 No.4402023
    And if they teach her to just be as stuck up as Goldmoon is, we're gonna have to call in a professional temple destroyer.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:06 No.4402027
    No it wouldn't. It would just raise further questions.

    For instance, penis questions.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:08 No.4402036

    I think we know just the guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:08 No.4402037
    Well we know one. Maybe Beardbeard can kill Pelor.
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    I usually just do dojos, but I guess I could destroy a few temples too.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:09 No.4402044
    She has good parents. Goldmoon's stuck-uppiness might be due to all celestials being like that, her parents included. Lily will have better luck with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:09 No.4402045
    Oh buzz of bub. As much as I like you you're not qualified enough to do this. Now go back to bugging the one eyed immortal.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:09 No.4402046
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    >why the fuck she attacked us.
    "...Not both of you, just the abomination. Undead are to be terminated on sight - this is how it has always been. Its law. I can see you are very attached to... Coco... but it should not exist."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:10 No.4402052
    Why not? What's so bad about the undead? Aren't you just being necrist?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:10 No.4402053
    Point out that technically, she was dead and came back to life too.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:10 No.4402054
    Oh so that's why she also attacked Cultist? Because "abominations" should be killed on sight?
    Cultist - point out that Coco has done NOTHING wrong to Goldmoon. Hell she offered her a friggin doll!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:11 No.4402065
    This. She WAS brought back from the dead after she died. She's as much of abomination as Coco is.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:13 No.4402080
    Inb4 Goldmoon stabs herself in the head.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:14 No.4402084
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    >...You came back to life too, yanno.
    ...Goldmoon has no response.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:16 No.4402095

    Tell her this.
    Also, go into full mutation mode and ask her if that's also an unholy abomination.
    Ask her where she draws the line, and tell her that you heard the Goldmoon Slayers always confirmed that the target really was evil by watching the target's actions... and suddenly it's enough to just be something (undead, in this case) to be irrevocably condemned? Call out the flaws in her ethics.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:17 No.4402105
    Technically, Cultist is a "holy" abomination, because her mutations were granted to her by her god (who is also not an evil god, he's a neutral one)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:21 No.4402124

    I have the feeling that Pelor is the kind of god that considers all other non-lawful-stupid deities as dangerous and somewhat evil just because they're not him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:24 No.4402141
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    I don't know about all of you, but I am pretty sure Goldmoon is not exclusively a product of her god. She might just have something against the undead, yanno. They do tend to do pretty bad things.

    Regardless, it seems Aldwin and Lily are back.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:25 No.4402148
    This will be awkward.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:27 No.4402165
    No, it will be pretty damn ADORABLE!

    Lily: Once you've done hugging and crying (might take a while), show her your new cool abilities as a priest of Pelor!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:28 No.4402166
    Only one solution! Set fire to the windmill!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:28 No.4402169

    Lily: Prepare to be scarred for life.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:28 No.4402170
    Whoa whoa, a priest? You're getting a bit ahead of yourself. We're not sure if she even got accepted as a worshiper and you already made her part of the clergy?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:30 No.4402184
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    Lily runs in, shouting "I did it!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:31 No.4402190
    Kav became a priest at one go too. It would seem to be a standard.

    Also I want to see how Mado is doing at some point. And get to rescue Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:31 No.4402192
    Well ok so she's a worshiper now, but still not a priest....
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:32 No.4402204
    Oh, that's awesome. I'll make you a cake to celebrate.

    Also, your mother is a shapeless mutated chaos blob.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:33 No.4402209
    Hey, yeah! Should have been an hour already, did she get accepted or not?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:33 No.4402210
    >Also, your mother is a shapeless mutated chaos blob.

    Oh yeah, we need to turn her back!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:39 No.4402260
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    "I'm an initiatit of Pelor now!" Lily says happily.

    "Hwee're so prowhd ahv hyuu!"

    That was a mistake on my part. Kav is only a worshiper.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:40 No.4402266
    Uh...what just happened?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:41 No.4402269
    Lily: Look at the shapeless blob on the bed. Then give a puzzled look at Cultist.

    Cultist: Remember, apologise, and turn Goldmoon back.

    Lily: Scream in joy and surprise. Hug your first adoptive mother. Cry against her shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:44 No.4402291
    >Cultist: Remember, apologise, and turn Goldmoon back.

    First, we must be sure Crazymoon won't try to murder Coco at the first opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:44 No.4402296
    Mention Goldmoon being turned into a hideous mutant offhand while discussing the weather and the possibility of replacing the curtains. Hope Lily doesn't give it much thought.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:45 No.4402304
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    >Lily: Look at the shapeless blob on the bed.
    "Yeah, whose hiding under the blanket there?"
    Aldwin: Lily, we have a surprise for you!

    >turn Goldmoon back.
    ...that is not a part of Cultist's moveset.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:46 No.4402307
    >...that is not a part of Cultist's moveset.


    New quest: Find someone to turn Goldmoon back.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:47 No.4402313
    Oh this will be GOOD!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:47 No.4402315

    This is going to turn out well.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:51 No.4402342
    Hilarious results will occur.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:53 No.4402353
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:53 No.4402359

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:54 No.4402360
    *cricket sound*
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)10:54 No.4402362
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    Aldwin is more than a little confused.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:54 No.4402369

    Yeah. We really need to find someone who can cure mutations.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:55 No.4402375
    Cultist: Smack Aldwin for using a bad word.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)10:59 No.4402398
    Damn dude, how many hours have you been doing this for?

    I went to bed at 3 AM, and this was going.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:00 No.4402402
    There was a big 4chan blackout. Hardly Gnome's fault.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:00 No.4402409
    Gnome took a nap.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:02 No.4402422
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    I like his smile.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:06 No.4402448
    Lily: Hug her anyway.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:08 No.4402468
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    12 now, but I passed out for about 3-4 hours somewhere in there.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:09 No.4402483
    She stabbed us and tried to kill Coco for no reason! Also meet Coco, who made a nice doll and only tried to help.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:09 No.4402484
    "She attacked our friend without any reason and then stabbed me in the arm?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:10 No.4402487
    AND Coco helped to bring Goldmoon to life. (or at least didn't get in the way.)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:10 No.4402488
    "Well, she's... Sorta, alive. And mutations are a lot easier to cure than death... I think. Probably. Maybe."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:12 No.4402500
    Blame Coco! She can't say anything to defend herself! It's the perfect crime!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:13 No.4402516
    Fuck no! Cultist is Chaotic Good, she won't lie and blame an innocent for something she did!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:14 No.4402523
    Except it's clearly Xom's work and Goldmoon CAN talk. Besides, Coco is awesome.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:16 No.4402541
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    >Mutations are easier to fix maybe!
    ...No, they really aren't. Look at Nana - if it were easy, she'd have fixed herself by now.

    Cultist will attempt to explain later, when everyone is less... shell shocked.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:18 No.4402555
    I think we broke Aldwin...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:18 No.4402556
    Let's find another genie, then?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:18 No.4402557
    I think we broke Aldwin....and shit, Coco is going away. 10 gold says she's feeling bad because she thinks she's the reason for all of this (and she is, but that's besides the point). Ok, Cultist pull your shit together and go stop Coco from leaving!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:19 No.4402558
    What if we killed her and brought her back to life, would the mutations be gone? Mind you when you're brought back to life you also still have clothes....
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:19 No.4402560
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:20 No.4402564
    Okay Gnome, that was seriously bad DMing you did there. If mutations are so irreversible and bad, you should have presented us other options to stop Goldmoon, instad of going all "I'LL USE THE WORST OPTION POSSIBLE WITHOUT CONSIDERING ANYTHING ELSE NOR ASKING MY PLAYERS DURF".

    This is one thing that seriously needs another Divine Intervention, because you didn't even give us the chance to prevent it. You just went and railroaded.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:22 No.4402576
    Cultist is seriously pretty bad priest if she has exactly two spells. Are you seriously saying, Gnome, that she had NOTHING else?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:22 No.4402578
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:23 No.4402582
    Maybe you should go and find Nevada. She might be in trouble.

    There's smoke coming from a nearby forest...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:23 No.4402584
    Uuuh no. This is how Dorf Quest has always been run and it's doing fine so far. Plus, what other opinions? Everyone suggested we neutralize Goldmoon in the fastest way possible (not me. I suggested we kill the bitch) and for Cultist that's mutating her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:24 No.4402591

    Yay! Happy news at last among all the horrible, horrible tragedy!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:24 No.4402594
    Congratulations! What powers does she gain for worshiping Ra?
    Why would a priestess of the chaotic god of mutations need a spell to REMOVE mutations?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:27 No.4402614
    >Why would a priestess of the chaotic god of mutations need a spell to REMOVE mutations?

    Not that, but something else to incapacitate Goldmoon, without any serious repercussions like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:28 No.4402623
    Ok I guess that could have been better, but again - nobody suggested anything else.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:29 No.4402628
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    She has: Healing touch, Mutation touch, horrible mutating kiss, the ability to veil her own mutations, and if she does some research/bookwork she can pull off other shenanigans. But yeah, she's rather limited in her abilities normally.

    She gains flight, and the ability to predict the weather for the next 4 hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:30 No.4402634
    Fuck yeah! Let's go test out our Death from Above move on something!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:30 No.4402635
    Oh hey, Nevada is saved. Great job.

    Goldmoon seriously needs to learn about Finlay. And through her, Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:33 No.4402671
    I believe I can fly...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:35 No.4402689
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:36 No.4402697
    Wait where exactly is she?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:38 No.4402702
    Safe... but alone. We need new boys, to get revenge for the death of our old ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:40 No.4402718

    Seriously, their death was some weird symbolism to how Problem Sleuth ended and Homestruck begun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:41 No.4402723

    I say this. Surely we can find something to cure them mutations...?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:42 No.4402726
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    She's sitting on the sign to Kav's Legit Joint.

    That would make more sense if they hadn't first shown up when Problem Sleuth ended. Before he did the long epilogue, but still.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:43 No.4402732
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    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Baby Stuff

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 892

    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity
    Finlay's Hat
    Aldwin's Hat
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (42) Top Two: Beast, Hive
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    Coco, Disconcerting Skeleton
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:45 No.4402745
    Great logic there Cultist. I hope you can explain this to Lily somehow.

    Also when we've finally, painstakingly, ended the long and epic quest to cure Goldmoon's mutations, we seriously need to get her laid. She could use it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:47 No.4402749
    If anybody is going to get her to loosen up it's Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:48 No.4402761
    This I approve.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:49 No.4402767
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    There were other options, but people said "The fastest one." The fastest one was, well, mutatey death kiss.

    Other options: transform to full mutation and/or fight alongside Coco, or let Coco handle it. People wanted to avoid injury (and rightly so - Cultist has a baby on board), so we went the fast route.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:51 No.4402779
    You could still have warned us. It'd've been only fair.

    Besides, Coco's paralyzing touch was also pretty fast and good.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:54 No.4402792
    To be fair Goldmoon looked like she was charging an attack, Coco might have not been able to touch her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)11:55 No.4402797
    I would have taken the risk.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)11:59 No.4402829
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    You weren't in control of Coco - you were in control of Cultist. Yes, her paralyzing touch would have worked wonderfully, but Coco was in the middle of using her death magic. Cultist intervened.

    Yes, I will admit now, it was kinda dumb. This session as a whole is somewhat lackluster, which means I'll need to pick up the pace next week. My apologies.

    ...its still canon, however.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:02 No.4402848
    Well okay, but I do hope that we get a chance to cure her.

    Also more fanart please. Draw Mado rescuing Nevada from the fire like Superman! (Yeah I know she was already rescued, but still.)
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)12:06 No.4402878
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:08 No.4402893
    Well we got SOMETHING done, Mado got Ra.

    Speaking of which, a picture of some gods hanging out would be nice. In some sort of deity bar. Maybe discussing the group.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:08 No.4402896
    "Oh, my hero!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:08 No.4402898
    Eh, you had to jump all over the place to make it a bit interesting, tying up loose ends and such. Which was needed and worked as well as it could. So, good job Gnome, nice session.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)12:12 No.4402928
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:15 No.4402945
    Aren't they both married? Like, not to each other?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:20 No.4402985
    Who cares?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:21 No.4402986
    I dunno. Being hideously mutated can put a cramp in many happy marriages though.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)12:23 No.4403000
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    pic related.

    Mace is single and apparently disinterested in looking for anyone at all. Nana is married, and sterile by mutation. But I can ship tease anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:25 No.4403016
    Who's the one on the left?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:25 No.4403018
    Wonder which bit they are talking about....
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:28 No.4403037
    The god of undead, I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:29 No.4403041
    Xanatos is supposed to be male. At least that's what it says in the wiki.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)12:30 No.4403048
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    Why not play a guessing game?

    Here's some numbers, here's what we know:
    4. Ra
    6. Yog
    7. Xom
    8. Fate
    9. Pelor
    10. Nemelex
    11. Satan

    With only 4 unknowns, it shouldn't be too hard:

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:32 No.4403061
    1 is Heracles...
    2 is Posiedon
    5. Is Moradin
    So through process of eliminations 3 must be Xanatos
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:33 No.4403062
    Heracles is the one eyed ogre
    Poseidon is the eel...thing
    Moradin is the dorf without an eye

    Which leaves Xanatos who you've written in the wiki to be a MALE GOD!
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    1. Heracles
    2. Poseidon
    5. Moradin
    3. Xana- I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:34 No.4403072
    Xom looks suspiciously like Red. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:34 No.4403080

    1 Heracles
    2 Poseidon
    3 Xanatos
    5 Moradin
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:35 No.4403082

    ...dammit why don't we have a dorf quest slowpoke pick?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)12:38 No.4403114
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    The wiki uses Masculine tense for every single god. Its the proper pronoun for unknowns.

    Also god damn you people are slow.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:39 No.4403125
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:39 No.4403128
    Hey shut up Musclebeard, I didn't see YOU helping!

    So great, Xanatos is a chick now...so is Poseidon for that matter. Gnome, you do know that girls and boys are different right? Ya know, when you go to the bathroom and all that...?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:41 No.4403135
    Hey Gnome any chance just before you go you could give us a rough idea of Godly relations between our newly found gods?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:44 No.4403160
    Moradin and Heracles are in a relationship. If any of their worshipers ever finds out, he gets silenced with extreme prejudice.

    Xom likes a different god each week. Poseidon has hots for him. Yog has hots for Poseidon.

    Pelor once took lewd pictures of drunk and passed-out Poseidon. Only Ra knows of their existence, along with Pelor. He borrows them sometimes.

    And Xanatos is controlling everything from behind the scenes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:47 No.4403179
    The Dorf god is gay? Meh. And how can you take lewd pictures... of an eel? That wears no clothes. Just visit a statue of her or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:49 No.4403194
    Oh you wouldn't believe it. There are so many disgusting things gods keep hidden from us.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)12:52 No.4403215
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    ENJOY. Now I'm going to go get lunch.

    Goodbye, /tg/. See you later.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:55 No.4403237
    > complicated

    It's not.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:56 No.4403247
    Turning into swans and shagging our women. Disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)12:58 No.4403263
    >Ra hates Posiedon

    I called it! I fucking called it!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)13:00 No.4403292
    Air and water? TOTALLY ROCKET SCIENCE.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)13:03 No.4403315
    Surely Xom should be a color of slightly pinkish red for everyone. And Pelor hates Xan so it might be the cause... Lily might turn out similar.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)13:12 No.4403406
    The god section on 1d4chan is going to need a big update. A big update by someone who isn't me.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)13:14 No.4403418
    So does TVTropes. Mentioned in the last thread by Gnome himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)13:16 No.4403442
    Thanks Gnome. Now I can see how religion affects things. So...
    Kav and Aldwin have opposing gods... Coco will have problems with Lily, Goldmoon (duh) and some Dorfs, Mado will not have some problems with some dorfs and that Goldmoon priestess... and that's about it with the conflict.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)14:01 No.4403778
    Despite the fact that this thread is already on page 4, I know of a surefire way to fix Goldmoon.

    Get a permanent polymorph, like we did for Garrelf. She'll still be mutated, but her outward form won't reflect the mutations, so she can look like a normal celestial again and not suffer the impediments of having her legs fused.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)14:23 No.4403959
    We will do this.

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