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    35 KB Dorf Quest XXXX Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/25/09(Sat)23:37 No.4397982  
    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Baby Stuff

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 930

    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity
    Finlay's Hat
    Aldwin's Hat
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (42) Top Two: Beast, Hive
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    Coco, Disconcerting Lich
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:38 No.4397991
    Sup Gnome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:39 No.4397997
    You have had 930 gold forever. You are hereby out of the Thieve's Guild. Go earn some cash.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:39 No.4398001
    Exclaim "I've arrived and now that I've here we're at the never ending Climax!"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:39 No.4398003
    I think its about time we thought about getting properly married.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/25/09(Sat)23:40 No.4398006
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    Where we left off, Aldwin and Cultist returned from Ajys equipped with a Coco and a Goldmoon, fast asleep. Lily is currently at the nearby temple of Pelor.

    What is your objective?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:41 No.4398016

    Check in on Lily
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:41 No.4398022
    Punch into windmill
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:42 No.4398025
    Wait for Goldmoon to waky waky, if it takes more than a couple hours have Cultist stay there to watch over her and be ready with some healin' if necessary, and have Aldwin head off to see if Lily's passed the test to worship Pelor yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:42 No.4398030
    Check on Lily. Don't tell her about Goldmoon yet: It might disturb her studies, and it'll be better as a surprise anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:44 No.4398045
    Hey Gnome, mind clarifying? In Aldwin's bit we can control Mado, right? Because we need to ger her worshiping a god. Maybe Ra for death from above or this undead god because with Finlay after them all it might be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:45 No.4398055
    Also I've been thinking, I think Cultist needs a personal quest, Aldwin and Lily have done their own personal quests, Cultist should find something
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:46 No.4398065
    wouldn't mado worship the god of symmetrical docking?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:47 No.4398071
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:48 No.4398072
    Isn't symmetrical docking m/m?

    Have Aldwin consider this.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:48 No.4398080
    Xom is god of love, and indirectly hooked her up with Nevada. I think our choice is clear.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:49 No.4398082
    Check on Lily

    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:49 No.4398084
    I think that'd count as Xom and we already have a few Xom worshipers. Also let's see if we can find a picture of the Pantheon of the Gods so we can get all of them done in one fell swoop and see them all in their glory. And make Gnome work. Could be a last drawing thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:50 No.4398095
    But we already have some worshipers of Xom. Guy gets too much attention. Plus don't you want to FLY? Weeeeeeeee.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/25/09(Sat)23:51 No.4398100
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    Aldwin heads off to go check up on Lily, while Cultist and Coco stay behind to watch Goldmoon.

    Technically Mado has no set Quest Week, unlike the other 4 playables, so her home can be Aldwinside, sure.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:54 No.4398133

    Whatever Mado ends up worshipping, it probably won't be the death god, that would be metagaming
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:54 No.4398135
    Ok. We should discuss which god we're going to choose for a bit.

    Also remember to pick up Lily a souvenir before you get to her. Maybe a skull, kids love that shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:57 No.4398161

    I think telling her mother isn't actually dead is a better gift.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:57 No.4398168

    Pick up a doobie doll for Lily.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)23:58 No.4398173
    That will be the Surprise, not the Gift. Imagine her face when she returns home and Goldmoon is waiting for her!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:00 No.4398193
    I feel something is going to go horribly wrong...but I don't know what.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)00:00 No.4398196
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    A little late to get her a skull; the graveyard is pretty long gone by now.

    A Doobie Is Fine Too.
    [Side note: The TVTropes article on DQ needs some love. I've been keeping the wiki up to date, so that's handled, but I dun know TVTropes so gud.]
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:00 No.4398198
    Yeah. Plus Nevada might have some thing with her god against the undead. Good Gods do that sometimes. But what about Ra? Raining death from above sounds nice. Plus romantic. She could make the sun shine just for Nevada. Of course this will probably cause a storm to kill a fisherman on the coast, but still.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:03 No.4398227
    >[Side note: The TVTropes article on DQ needs some love. I've been keeping the wiki up to date, so that's handled, but I dun know TVTropes so gud.]

    You YOURSELF said it was all right earlier. Make up your mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:04 No.4398231
    My vote is Ra too methinks. Don't think we have any Ra worshippers yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:05 No.4398238
    ..fuck you gnome...no sleep tonight either...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:06 No.4398252
    Important note: Nobody knows Goldmoon has come back to life.

    We should be careful who we tell and when. Anonymity is a valuable thing for an assassin, especially one with as many enemies as Goldmoon.

    For instance, we shouldn't tell Lily until she's back home, because someone might overhear. And remember, Lily can see through the fourth wall, so let's not talk about Goldmoon until we reintroduce them.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:07 No.4398257
    Well I never get any sleep on Dorf Quest days. On the god thing, I'm going to go with anything other than a god we already have.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:09 No.4398264
    We need another dwarf.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:10 No.4398273
    I'm just going to go with keeping track on these votes. Let's keep talking for about... 3 more posts from Gnome and finally decide. I'm counting this as 2 votes for Ra and -1 vote for any god we already have.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:10 No.4398281
    First of all, it's Dorf, and second of all, if we put another Dorf into Dorfquest that was half as dorfy as Beardbeard the whole world would be destroyed in a matter of two or three games.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:11 No.4398286
    Ra sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:11 No.4398287

    You can put another vote for Ra in from me.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/26/09(Sun)00:12 No.4398292
    Musclebeard is probably more dorfy than beard-beard, but he is far more restrained.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:12 No.4398294
    I think we need to see a Dorf chick though. Just for the knowledge that such things exist, for Beardbeard to have some wenches as all adventurers should.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)00:16 No.4398318
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    Seeing nothing exciting down this path, the Drawfag switches to Mado.

    Nevada left an hour ago - something about an anonymous tip. You are alone in her room.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:17 No.4398332
    Get up and have some breakfast. You must be hungry after a whole night of hot tiring sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:18 No.4398343
    Well the most votes are for Ra. Remember it's always been your dream, second to getting Nevada, to fly. Decide to achieve it and worship mighty Ra. Locate nearest temple.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)00:21 No.4398374
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    Om nom brekkist.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:23 No.4398388
    Anything interesting in the newspaper? Aside from comics?

    Do the tabloids still say anything about the famous Nevada coming out of closet and her new relationship with another woman?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:23 No.4398391
    1. Summarize the important news stories.
    2. List your possessions.
    3. Do >>4398343
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:24 No.4398395

    Any mention of Beardbeard's conquest in there?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:25 No.4398411
    Quadruple X? We have to do something badass in this session.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:27 No.4398443
    It should be XL, by the way.

    That's Extra Large.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:28 No.4398455
    Enough paper! Time for getting us a god. To the nearest temple of Ra post-haste!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)00:34 No.4398513
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    Some new kingdom is getting antsy, but otherwise nothing huge.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:36 No.4398537
    I wonder how Nevada will react when she hears what Beardbeard's up to?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:37 No.4398556

    Onward to the temple of Ra then
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)00:45 No.4398642
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    Onward to getting yourself a God. Mado inexplicably and spontaneously feels a religious yearning to fly.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:48 No.4398662
    Enter and proclaim your wish to join. Also ask how Demon Sun has affected things.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:53 No.4398720
    inb4 challenge: Look directly at the sun for two minutes or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)00:54 No.4398731
    Gnome stop being distracted by One Piece, there is a DorfQuest to drawfag!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)00:57 No.4398753
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    >Ask to join!
    "Awright, sure thing. Just gotta do this little trial fer me, awright? Awright. Bring me a Kraken's Beak."

    >Ask about Demonsun
    "He hasn't changed much of anything, awright? Nothing much at all."

    But its so good!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:02 No.4398813
    One Piece is awesome!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:03 No.4398824
    Ask where Krakens be.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:04 No.4398835
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    >Also let's see if we can find a picture of the Pantheon of the Gods so we can get all of them done in one fell swoop and see them all in their glory.

    All of the gods, in one big happy not to scale portrait.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/26/09(Sun)01:04 No.4398842
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    >one piece

    that would be the 100 foot tall variety?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:05 No.4398851
    What's with the eel?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:06 No.4398856
    Wait is that....
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:07 No.4398860
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    >Where be Krakens

    He suggests you get a boat.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:07 No.4398867
    Ask for this guys name. He looks fishy....
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:08 No.4398872
    Heracles is a cyclopes? Wouldn't have called that one. Awesome, Gnome, going straight to my little Dorf Quest folder.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:08 No.4398875
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    Pardon me, but I don't see myself in that picture.

    Maybe it's another of my schemes? I get a bit confused about those nowadays.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:09 No.4398880
    Better get a life vest as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:10 No.4398889
    Legend speaks of a beast
    Three hundred miles from it's tip to it's tail
    None have seen it, yet all know it's name
    Like the ark of the covenant, or the holy grail

    We set out on a quest
    In search of the lair, where the creature doth dwell
    On a ransom to bring back it's head
    Our journey would take us to the depths of hell

    His eyes shine like the rays of morning
    His mouth is as a burning flame

    Cresting the waves
    Leading us all to the grave
    Slaying all foes
    Who dare to oppose
    Tearing bodies limb from limb
    Eviscerating on a whim

    The skies turned to black
    The oceans fell dead, no winds dared to blow
    Then out the darkness with a thunderous roar
    Leviathan rose up from the depths below

    Cannons fired, and swords tasted blood
    As the beast turned to strike with rage in it's eyes
    From it's mouth came a great ball of flame
    It was then we all knew, that the end was nigh

    His eyes shine like the rays of morning
    His mouth is as a burning flame

    Cresting the waves
    Leading us all to the grave
    Slaying all foes
    Who dare to oppose
    Tearing bodies limb from limb
    Eviscerating on a whim

    His eyes shine like the rays of morning
    His mouth is as a burning flame
    His nostrils seethe with fumes of brimstone
    He is the beast that can't be tamed

    Cresting the waves
    Leading us all to the grave
    Slaying all foes
    Who dare to oppose
    Tearing bodies limb from limb
    Eviscerating on a whim
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:10 No.4398898
    Boat? Sea? This doesn't seem suitable task for entering the religion of the flight and weather god. Oh well, he's the priest. Before we go ask about his tentacle arm.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:13 No.4398918
    Poseidon, probably. I've five bucks that says Ra hates the guy. I've a gut feeling.
    >> Empire of Vakistan 04/26/09(Sun)01:14 No.4398929
    is that.. is that musclebeard?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:14 No.4398933
    Flip a coin onto the ground, try to catch a glimpse of his face in the reflection. Whatever the coin lands on, agree to the quest and act like you did it because the coin landed on heads/tails.

    On the way out, look back and say "By the way, what's your name?"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:20 No.4398984
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    >What's your name anyway
    "Triblit." He laughs a bit.

    You head out. Where to start...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:23 No.4399013
    Wharf might be a good place.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:24 No.4399025
    Say hi to Aldwin and Lily.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:27 No.4399043
    Which of these is Xom?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:29 No.4399068
    The grinning fox.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:31 No.4399095
    Hit the local market first, who knows? someone might have a Kraken's Beak for sale.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:31 No.4399099
    Does the purple mean it's a girl god?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:32 No.4399102
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:35 No.4399147
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:38 No.4399170

    Maybe Aldwin can help get the beak.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:39 No.4399185
    Shit, we spent too much time on the level. Run for the exit! And try to get a star!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:42 No.4399209
    Just a thought, killing Krakens is more of a Beardbeard sort of thing, Mado is a thief, maybe we should steal a beak from a wizard tower or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:43 No.4399217
    Isn't this challenge thing something we have to do ourselves? Asking Aldwin for help would be cheating.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:43 No.4399221
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:44 No.4399234
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    Aldwin dives to protect Mado! Demonsun blazes past.

    Yes, it does. Purple = girl god. The ladies are slightly outnumbered in the divine realm - I blame poor planning on the drawfag's part.

    [Sorry for slow response; I got hungry.]
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:45 No.4399237
    Ask if they are would hunt a kraken with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:45 No.4399241
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:47 No.4399256
    Mado, thank Aldwin for him saving you and then ask if maybe we can use that assassin priest, the posiedon one, to help us get a boat. They must have ties.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:48 No.4399264
    Shoot the sun down!!

    No more seriously, Aldwin's a rogue, right? Get them in the shadows.

    Then it can't see you.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:49 No.4399274
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    This seems a solid plan, especially since it seems to be coming back.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:50 No.4399288
    Ra will protect his temple against another God's servant! Satan would beat that sun up if it made Ra go gunning after him.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:52 No.4399303
    Can it get inside?

    We should probably use the peace/sleep card on this thing or just wait for nightfall.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:54 No.4399324
    Wait, how could Satan even have mutated the sun? He could only have done the Tree of Life because it was Glittergold's territory, but wouldn't Sun be on Pelor's area, meaning that with the Lantern destroyed, he should have been the one calling the shots with the new sun?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)01:54 No.4399325
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    Triblit laughs and forcefully ejects you. "No coming inside for an hour, awright? Awright! Ra is watching!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:54 No.4399327

    Now why is Demonsun trying to kill Mado?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:55 No.4399337
    Just run. Head to the sea. Trick sun to burn a Kraken for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:55 No.4399339
    Inside the temple next door! Pelor, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:57 No.4399356
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:57 No.4399357
    try and find some sort of stall that sells kraken beaks.
    >> подметно 04/26/09(Sun)01:57 No.4399363
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    find a star, jump on the sun, run to the end of the stage.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:57 No.4399366
    Did anyone notice Kav and co walking by? I can't remember exactly, but weren't they supposed to be attacking the windmill?

    Or was it the slayers hq? I'm hoping it's the latter, because otherwise Cultist is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)01:58 No.4399369
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:00 No.4399398
    Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-lMwxIBmeQ
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:01 No.4399400
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    You duck into the temple of Pelor.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:01 No.4399406
    ....Where's Aldwin and Lily?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:02 No.4399419
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:03 No.4399428
    I think kav is going to betray finlay hopefully so we dont need to worry
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:03 No.4399432
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    Ra appears before you, on prayer bubble mode. "You have failed my challenge. I wish you better luck next time."

    They weren't kicked out by Triblit. Only Mado was.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:05 No.4399454
    >Ra appears before you, on prayer bubble mode. "You have failed my challenge. I wish you better luck next time."

    "That's BULLSHIT! I didn't know a sun would count in it! Give me another shot!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:06 No.4399470
    Prayer To Xom : Hey Xom, have you screwed Ra over yet today?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:08 No.4399493
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    >"That's BULLSHIT! I didn't know a sun would count in it! Give me another shot!"
    "...The sun WAS the challenge. Wait, you're in... Ah, right. Triblit's a chronic liar. My trial is to evade the sun for a while. My deepest apologies for whatever ridiculous quest he attempted to send you on instead."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:09 No.4399506
    Wait. So it was RA that killed Sunbeard, not Satan? Because I thought the sun was Satan's. Well fuck him. I'm thinking maybe Ra's not the way to go. Because Sunbeard was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:10 No.4399509

    So... second chance?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:11 No.4399523
    Seems a little unfair, how about a do-over?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:11 No.4399526

    Satan was the one who did it. Satan used the destroyed leyline to alter the universe, beyond the control of the other gods.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:11 No.4399533
    "No harm done. Just give me a second chance: It was a bit unfair the first time, now wasn't it?

    Besides, I DID evade the sun for a while, didn't I? You didn't say I couldn't go inside!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:12 No.4399542
    Mario is going to be a high priest of Ra, isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:12 No.4399546
    Ra is kind of a cunt. Maybe we should try another god not yet worshipped by a party member.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:14 No.4399562
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    >Do-Over plox?
    "Certainly. The terms of my trial are: Once you leave this building, the weather will harass you violently. You must survive for 1 hour without entering any sort of building or enclosed area. Good luck."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:14 No.4399567
    How about that Xanatos guy? He seems swell.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:15 No.4399585
    Also, ask if we can't do a do-over, when we can try again.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:17 No.4399601

    Rogue powers activate, tumble and stealth out!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:17 No.4399602
    Okay... we run the fuck out of the building and put on a wacky disguise in an ally. That ALWAYS works.
    Pelor probably doesn't like the undead, I suspect. We need a god Nevada can accept.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:19 No.4399624
    It's a good thing it's Mado taking this challenge, Beardbeard would just kill Sundemon...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:20 No.4399636
    Find an umbrella. And raincoat.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:20 No.4399643
    Okay, take a minute to prepare yourself before going outside. If the sun comes back, prepare to run and dodge, but try not to tire yourself too easily.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:21 No.4399651
    Ask her to wait before starting.

    Find a turtle. Kill it. Loot its shell.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:23 No.4399680
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    >Tumble and stealth out!
    One hour dodging session is go!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:24 No.4399694
    Don't get tired. Just stay at one place, only to dodge at the last moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:27 No.4399720

    Show that sun what 4 dots in agility really means!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:28 No.4399735
    ...I wonder if the sun is prevented from hurting other people. If it is, maybe try to loose it in crowds?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:28 No.4399737
    Beat that guy in the alley and make a disguise!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:29 No.4399747
    But what if it isn't? Mado is way too nice to endanger other people!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:30 No.4399754

    I think that's Rary...
    >> Control has switched to Kav Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:33 No.4399784
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    Mado will be busy for quite some time.

    Meanwhile, Kav has gathered some of her boys. Finlay had set a rather vague meeting place and no time was set at all, so she was scouring the woods surrounding the Goldmoon Slayer's hideout, trying to find him.

    Nuts to doublecross a rube ya can't frazzle, as Kav always says.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:37 No.4399814
    Out of curiosity, where does Ra stand as far as gay marriage?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)02:39 No.4399818
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    A strange laughing sound seems to be emanating from every direction. It sounds like a small girl child's voice.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:46 No.4399828
    It's not Finlay! It's pink!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:07 No.4399856
    Ask who's laughing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:11 No.4399865
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)03:12 No.4399869
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:13 No.4399872
    Was it just me or did /tg/ just go down for a while there? Anyway set up defensive positions, back to back, in a circle.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:13 No.4399873
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:15 No.4399876
    Shit. Quickly tell her finlay is out here! We her we are here for him!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:16 No.4399884

    Tell her to calm down. Explain the situation: You were helping to bring her back to life, and you're now here fighting an evil asshole zombie who plotted against her own boss.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:16 No.4399885
    Holy shit! Try reasoning with her! She can't know why we're here, at least not for certain. She just killed a potential innocent! Guilt trip her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:17 No.4399890

    Yup, Nevada. Well since we are playing Kav, open fire.

    Also, I had 4chan kinda die on me too.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:18 No.4399894
    She obviously won't listen to us.

    Given that she hit one of the boys first, she'll probably go after the others next. Keep an eye on them and try to tag her with a bullet the next time she strikes. Preferrably a lightning elemental shot, to scramble her nerves.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:18 No.4399895

    She works as a Goldmoon Slayer who assassinates corrupt individuals. The leader of a crime syndicate falls under that category.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:20 No.4399906
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:21 No.4399909

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:23 No.4399914
    We saved her life! She let Beardbeard, who killed a good god, live so she should definitely leave us alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:24 No.4399925
    Brace for counterattack!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)03:26 No.4399934
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    >Reason with her! "'Ey broad, 'm here t'stop Finlay, git outta' m'face!"
    "Finlay's dead! I got a good tip telling me you'd come here and snoop around, trying to find my guild. Well... YOU FOUND ME BITCH! HAHAAAAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!"

    ...Nevada doesn't seem to care to listen to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:27 No.4399937
    "...of course he's dead, he's a zombie.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:27 No.4399939
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:28 No.4399945
    Tell her Finlay worships Xanatos, which allowed him to come back from the dead and give you that job, and that now you're intending to betray him.

    Failing that, use non-lethal methods to knock her out and calm her down. Do you have tranquilizer bullets?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:28 No.4399946
    Reported for not /tg/ related.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:28 No.4399951

    ...Non-lethally. We don't want to hurt her for real.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:29 No.4399952

    Damn it Gnome! Neither can kill the other! Nevada dies, no more lesbian romance. Kav dies... well Kav is awesome. We can't retreat, she's fast. AIM AT THE LEGS! Use Gunkata and blow her legs off! She'll live!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:29 No.4399953

    Ugh, Finlay gave her that tip, didn't he?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:30 No.4399959
    Have the boys feint to get her into a position for a strong attack from Kav!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:31 No.4399966
    Fuck the metagaming nobody dies in Bleach/Dorf Quest bullshit. Do what mobsters are supposed to do and fuck her up. You can't beat Finlay without minions, and Nevada is going to kill all of them if we don't stop fucking around.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:33 No.4399974
    Kav can fly, right?
    Just fly up really high and pepper the ground with bullets.
    We're mobsters, we don't have to fight fair.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:34 No.4399977
    Well Furious George died. And has stayed dead for quite a while. And the god that we killed, although I'm not sure that counts but he was a villain that wasn't a monster. Or an elf.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:35 No.4399987
    Depends how high up we can fly. She might do some ninja shit, rebounding on tree to tree. Or throw something at us. Plus the boys will die.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)03:35 No.4399988
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    >Open Fire!
    "Suit yerself. GIVE 'ER SOME LEAD, BOYS!" Kav responds.

    Nevada evades.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:37 No.4400000
    Keep talking her as you fire. Make it clear that despite how it looks like, you're not trying to kill her. Try to talk some sense into her, no matter what.

    Mention that she's becoming a bit too fanatic and single-minded for her own good, and that any real good guy would always be willing to see all points of view. If she kills you without hearing what you have to say first, because of an unreliable hint, she's just a common murderer.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:38 No.4400008
    Kav, fly up and do death from above. Use Gunkata and combine it with elemental bullet and choose fire, you can burn the trees so she doesn't do any ninja shit. The boys will have to survive on their own.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:39 No.4400012
    >reason with her

    That's silly. You're silly.

    Instead, start firing lightning shots. Since they're lightning, they should be harder to dodge.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:39 No.4400013

    We're going to need to think up a new plan, Nevada has fucking 6 points in agility (human max is 5), so we will need to immobilize her or do a large burst attack somehow.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:39 No.4400016
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:41 No.4400027

    Or use ice bullets to make the area super slippery for her to move on.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:42 No.4400031
    Look for a hole in a tree to fly into. Speed isn't much of an advantage if you know which direction she's coming from.

    If necessary, fire a light elemental bullet to blind her with the flash.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:43 No.4400044
    Keep stalling. Try to stay alive and not kill her. Eventually Finlay will show up and prove your point true.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:44 No.4400052

    Unless Finlay is the one who anonymously sent Nevada after us, then he isn't coming near here.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:45 No.4400054
    I don''t think he's coming. He set us up.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)03:46 No.4400062
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    Before we care about any of that, this is looking pretty bad. Remembering how it went with Finlay when she couldn't get out of reach, Kav takes to the skies.

    Her boys don't seem to stand a chance.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:47 No.4400074
    Can she reach you?


    Good. NOW talk with her. Try to make her calm down. Don't shoot at her without provocation.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:48 No.4400082

    Order a the boys to retreat, and yell down to Nevada, "Come for me, I'm the boss around here!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:48 No.4400088
    Boys! Throw down your weapons and surrender yourselves, leaving only Kav to fight her. She won't kill you then. Then when we win you can re-join us.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:50 No.4400104
    Just run. use /k/ommado for to create a cover for your escape.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:51 No.4400112
    I put one vote for fire bullets.
    If the boys are dead anyway, light the fucking forest on fire and let's see how the bitch dodges THAT.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)03:51 No.4400114
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    >Her boys don't seem to stand a chance.

    ...I may have spoken too quickly. It seems he managed to hit her! Somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:51 No.4400121
    Keep trying to talk. Claim that we don't know what her guild is, much less who she is. Chastise her for killing someone based on an unsubstantiated rumor; after all, we haven't done anything wrong (as far as she knows). If she brings up the thing with us shooting at her, claim self-defense.

    In case that doesn't work, aim at the area near our remaining henchman. She'll go after him next, and if we know where she's going, it's much easier to hit her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:52 No.4400126

    Lay down suppressive fire from above while she is distracted.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:53 No.4400131
    Good shot, Sleuth.

    Drop your weapon and surrender, regardless. There need be no more bloodshed here today.

    Also these.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:53 No.4400134
    Point out she enjoys her work far too much.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:55 No.4400149
    Before trying to talk, use an ice shot to keep her in place. She's obviously the "stab first, discuss later" type; the best way to reason her is to remove the first option.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:56 No.4400161
    Would Kav really want to sit down and have a chit-chat with an assassin who killed most of her boys?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:58 No.4400180
    Are they really dead or just incapacitated? We don't know how tough they are.

    Regardless, I'm for taking Nevada down.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:59 No.4400182
    I love how this is the first battle in the great Bearbeard vs Garelf war...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)03:59 No.4400190
    Fuck this "Let's sit down and talk" we're Kav and lust for action. Shoot the bitch with everything we've got.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:00 No.4400210
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    >Attempt to talk with her
    >"...Didja really need t'kill all my men? Tacks, broad. Tacks."
    "I have no idea what that last part means, but yeah. You're a mafia - you'd surely have done worse to my own men. Their deaths were quite quick, I assure you."

    Kav is really not feeling for this whole "Talking" thing. It goes nowhere with this girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:01 No.4400217
    50 bucks says Finlay shows up once Nevada is down and Kav is too injured/tired to keep fighting, and finishes the whole deal himself. Fucker's sly like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:01 No.4400220
    See if you can go somewhere with the Undead Finlay schtick.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:02 No.4400232


    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:03 No.4400234
    We need an attack she can't just dodge. Got anything like that?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:03 No.4400247
    Oh, and we've hit autosage.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:04 No.4400252
    She killed them all? What about trials! What about justice! She's a tyrant, a bully deciding who lives or dies based on her own morality and tell her so while raining fiery death on them. Call upon your god, everything, she just killed your boys and she will pay in blood.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:04 No.4400255
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:05 No.4400266

    Shoot down a huge hail of water bullets all around Nevada until the ground is soaked and then fire the electric bullets.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:05 No.4400267
    So she knows who we are. Phooey. I guess playing innocent was a wasted effort. And now that all the boys are dead, we don't know where she'll strike next.

    Let's go with the "Flash bullet --> hide in hole" plan.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:05 No.4400269
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    >We need an attack she can't just dodge
    Kav is feeling pretty partial to that forest fire idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:07 No.4400282
    Do we have any explosives? If we do unleash them. Then make your escape when she's blinded by the fire. Go as far up as you can and find terrain that'll be hard to follow.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:09 No.4400298
    Bad idea. She could probably outrun the fire, no matter how much of the forest it covered. And we're still in the forest, near the center of the fire.

    On the other hand, if she's running from the fire, she's moving in a linear path. This could be a chance to snipe her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:10 No.4400301
    Do we have any elemental shots other than the big 3?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)04:13 No.4400332
    Not on a basic level. Maybe once we get more piety.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/26/09(Sun)04:14 No.4400336
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