!!NNiZ5EzzZEM 04/25/09(Sat)18:11 No.4395215|
"Mr. Lorenzo, why do you have your pistol with you? Alan only has the gun-club meeting here every other Friday -- hey, don't point it! That's dangerous! Timmy's due home from school - what if he saw you? You'll give him bad habits!"
"Don't play coy, Mama. I was in 'Nam for four years - I always sensed that there was something off with you, and when the Pattison kid was found choked on his apple I knew what it was. I can see your scars through your apron."
"MISTER PETRO LORENZO! I. Am. Shocked! Shocked! Poor Billy's death was a terrible tragedy, and there you are making... making JOKES about it! I thought that you were a pillar of the neighbourhood. I'm so... so dissapointed..."
"Can it with the meek and wifely banter, Mama! It's over! Call it a citizen's arrest, if you like. The police are on their way --"
"Mr. Lorenzo, you're DRUNK. I have a clean home, here, and I don't want your beery smell stinking it up! Please leave, or I hope a few bruises will make you sober."
"oh, what's this? You're threatening me with... a leg of ham? Never bring a knife to a gunfight, Mama..."
"Mrs. Mama, I know this must be a very traumatic time for you..."
"It's... it's so awful! I just came in from the supermarket and he was... he was just lying there..."
"Do you know why he would be in the house, Mrs. Mama?"
"I... I can't think... oh, it's so..."
"Yes, of course, I understand, it's hard on all of us."
"Oh, Detective Clyde, do come in!"
"I'm sorry to bother you again, ma'am, it's just a final once over of the scene."
"Not a problem at all. Listen, Detective, you're so incredible defending the community as you do - would you like some food? Alan looking after Timmy at my sister's and it's far too much for me to eat on my own."
"Well, I suppose... Mmm... lovely ham, very succulent... you know, we've got this crook pinned, Mama. Once we find the murder weapon, he's sunk..."