>Fox News

Well, this obviously means that Azathoth will never actually be found, since Fox News is like Opposite Day for actual news.

>>4371050
Oh gosh. Someone claimed that Fox News isn't a valid news source without any examples or evidence. That joke is so fresh and witty. You should become a professional comedian with material like that.

>>4371064
You're a retarded if you're defending Fox News. Their anchor had to quote a dictionary for the term ignoramus. The network is a joke and anyone who takes it seriously is a mongoloid.

>>4371064

Go back to pretending socialism and fascism are the same thing.

>>4371064
TERRORIST HANDSHAKE

>>4371064
Dude, are you sarcastically and openly weary of people pointing out how shit-useless Bush was as a president, too?

Because I'm SO turned on by New Cynicism.

SOLUTION:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8007844.stm

Not on CBC news yet.

>>4371028

And they name it...Himiko.

Fuck you, Japan. Not even NASA would've resisted naming it Azathoth.

>Researchers named their new find Himiko, after an ancient Japanese queen with an equally murky past.

Well, looks like we've got some weeaboo researchers here.

>>4371090
OH SHIT JAPAN MADE AN ASTROLOGICAL MOEBLOB.

>>4371068
No. Hey. It's cool. I can repeat tired old bullshit with you too, if you like. It'll be great. A real bonding experience.

George Bush is going to suspend the constitution and take over the nation!

MSNBC has quality reporting. Their programs are well thought out, have segments grounded in fact and classy, articulate presenters.

Barack Obama is going to cut the national debt. He's so charming that all other national leaders will love him. Nothing bad can come of his completel lack of experience.

Oh man. That was fun. I can see why you do this.

>>4371115
Bringing up Obama in a completely unrelated topic.
Cool trolling bro.

>>4371103
:3c

I'm surprised Fox News described it as being 12 million years old, when the universe is only 6,000 years since God created it.

>>4371115

>complete lack of experiance

So....is that why he was the head of the Harvard Law Review, because they have no experiance with the law?

>>4371122
I just thought we were here to peddle baseless lies and slander due to the current tone of the thread. I just wanted to join in.

>>4371126

>>4371129
You make it sound like he actually did something of value while he was there.

>>4371137

Seeing as how it's a glorified club for law nerds, I don't honestly think he did anything there....EXECPT STUDY FOREIGN RELATIONS AND CONSTITUTIONAL LAW.

Oh wait, I forgot, lawyers are not qualified to be president like Lincoln....wait.

You faggots spelt Azaroth wrong.

>>4371127
>I'm surprised Fox News described it as being 12 million years old, when the universe is only 6,000 years since God created it.

They'll probably get complaints and have to retract the story.

>>4371154
You mean the place where the Warcraft Orcs come from?

Nice troll attempt, bub. 0/10

>>4371149
So the Harvard law Review has gone from being an example of Obama having Executive experience (it's not), to Obama studied constitutional law and foreign relations (which really doesn't account for dick. Especially considering the number of allies Obama has managed to piss off.)

>>4371154
>You faggots spelt Azaroth wrong.
I say through this trolling almost immediately, but then I saw that he'd tried to say 'Azeroth' and misspelled it, I raged for a second

3/10

>>4371168

So why did Lincoln get away with it?

>>4371169
>I say
Fuck. Change that to:
>I saw

>>4371159
This is funny because all conservatives are far-right creationists who believe the Bible is a literal text. Just like everybody left of the center are terrorist communists bent on overthrowing democracy and silencing anybody who disagrees with them.

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's like we're all united by political stupidity here. It's easier to hate and generalise people. Well, maybe not people. Conservatives aren't really people like you or I, are they?

>>4371170
Get away with what?

I, for one, am glad that retarded TRANNY CRUSADER is either asleep, drunk, or busy masturbating to his massive tranny collection. Because this thread entertains me.

>>4371187
Conservative spotted.

>>4371198
Ah-HA! You're not American at all! You're from Foreign!

You live in Blighty, or FREEDOM?

>>4371187
Thank you.
Sage because this thread must die.

>>4371064

Goddamn, successful troll is successful. You've completely hijacked the thread.

>>4371198
Oh no, sir.

You'd know if you saw a conservative. They're seven feet tall, sneeze Bibles, are carried around by enslaved minorities, cannot read nor write yet somehow have millions of dollars and are holding some form of automatic weapon.

I assure you, you'll know a conservative when you see one.

I think >>4371050 gets the Thread Derail Troll of the Day award so far.

>>4371196
Who?

>>4371224
It would actually be more fair to say that >>4371050 derailed the thread.

The post by >>4371064 was just a response to it.

No politician who subscribed to the ideals of Liberalism would use Keynesian economic stimulus to get out of a recession.
American politics is fucked, everybody is ridiculously right wing and shouting at one another for being a communist.

Goddamn that thing is huge.

>"Many early theories of galaxy formation predicted a Lyman-alpha 'fuzz' around early galaxies,"

A huge intergalactic police station.

>>4371227
Now, now. Let's not exagerate. They can be short too.

>>4371257
FUCKIN' HELL ITS THE FUZZ!

GET A BLOODY MOVE ON YA WANKERS

>>4371237
A thread last night devolved into "WHO WAS MORE AWESOME/PATRIOTIC IN WWI AND WWII, CANADA OR AUSTRAILIA?". Some retard was posting transvestite porn (and NOT saging) in hopes of getting a mod to notice and get the thread deleted for "MOTHERFUCKING NOT /TG/ RELATED NO DEBATE ALLOWED ON MY INTERNEST HAVE SOME FAKE TITS AND PENIS MOTHERCUNTS"

And when the thread DID get deleted (After the Hosers and Bruces made up once they realized that they were both equally awesome in the war and hated the British), the Tranny Crusader declared that he'd make it his Holy Quest to tranny up any thread that isn't /tg/ related in hopes of forcing Moot to give us a permanent mod.

Please note that he did this to only that one thread, and there were many other "non /tg/ derp" related threads around, including a furry one, a Dwarf Fortress one, and a horse sex one.

Oh for Christ's sakes. First the bloop, then the mountains of madness, now this?

Remember how all of Lovecraft's stories were based on his own dreams and nightmares? What if...he was seeing things? Real things?

>>4371306

He did.

>>4371278
CAN'T! I'M TO BUSY WANKING!

>>4371306
>then the mountains of madness
Didn't hear about that. Fill me in.

>What if...he was seeing things? Real things?
Then necromancy is real. We simply need to bring Lovecraft back from the dead, create some kick-ass Ghostbusters like weaponry, and get to work.

>>4371306
Things? What things?

>>4371342

Is that Garth Marenghi's Darkplace? TELL ME THAT IS DARKPLACE.

>>4371342
>>4371349
THAT IS CLEARLY FUCKING DARKPLACE
FUCK I LOVE /tg/

>>4371306
Don't forget the 'colour out of space' too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7001897.stm

>>4371342
Strange things. Crazy things. Things Dag.

>>4371360
>>4371349
>>4371342

Not as much I do. Fuck, this makes me want to shoot coffins with shotguns and be sexist to psychics!

>>4371325
>Didn't hear about that. Fill me in.

http://planetearth.nerc.ac.uk/news/story.aspx?id=338

It's a MASSIVE mountain range buried under kilometers of ice that, under all known laws of geology, shouldn't be there.

>>4371371
Well I wouldn't know anyTHING about this Dean.

Call me a crazy S-O-B, but Azathoth just isn't my bag. You know that. I was a warlock once. Got my fingers burned.

I'A I'A hail Shub-Niggurath, black goat of the forest with a thousand ewes. CTHULHU FHTAGN I'A DAGON I'A HYDRA

>>4371364
OH WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

brb digging grave

>>4371374
You mean Racist.

Racist against psychics.

>>4371384
>>4371397

Has someone mentioned the big bloop yet?

Good thing that I worship Yog-Sothoth, I'll be killed first.

>>4371412

Where do you live?

>>4371403
Yes, I did >>4371306

>>4371403
Someone mentioned it, but didn't EXPLAIN it.

>>4371389
Alright, so you don't know about Azathoth. But let me tell you Dag, you damn well better in twenty-four hours. Between eldritch primordial horror and going head to head with Won-Ton, hell I'd rather give Great Cthulhu a balls massage. And I don't like giving people balls massages. So you give get out there and find out what this beastie wants or I'll kick your arse so hard you'll be able to build a pool in the imprint.

>>4371420
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

>>4371420

http://www.bloopwatch.org/

No updates in years...I wonder what happened to the webmaster.....

>Azathoth
>Azeroth
So Fox is full of WoWfags now?

>>4371384
So there could be a whole underground world, complete with mountains of madness, under the ice? Journey to the centre of the earth style?

Woooooooaaaahhhhh.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

They're not very well known, but they are well documented.

Why hello there I think I'm referencing the wrong show. Where the bloody hell are the women on this Inter-Nets?

>>4371421

Dean was being a real ball-buster, but I had no choice. If I was going to save Darkplace Hospital, I was going to need to put an end to this Azathoth problem.

>>4371421

You're being too hard on him Dean. You know Dag's the best damn doctor in this ward, or any ward for that matter.

>>4371441
You two were...BUD-DEES once, weren't you?

>>4371441
It was worse than I thought. Azathoth was causing the dimensions to collapse in on themselves. I had to get away, find an old buddy who could help me sort things out...

Sometimes down in Southern Illinois, we get those deep bass hums that nobody can figure out. The last time it happened, one of the old coal mines collapsed...same night some Earth Lights were spotted out in the national forest. Weird shit happens every day.

>>4371325
>Then necromancy is real. We simply need to bring Lovecraft back from the dead

Then you get the shovel and I'll bring the pot to boil. Lets head out to Rhode Island boys 'cause We're getting us some essential salts.

>>4371456

Don't worry Dag. Just because Dean Learner has a stiff cock up his arse doesn't mean you're flying solo on this one. Let's go kick some interdimensional faces in!

>>4371447
>>4371456
>>4371445

Hold on chaps, it's worse than we've thought. I just got the lab results on Azathoth from the lab. That's right.

This thing is a killer. Look at these lab results!

>>4371364
It...burns...
It's cold...and wet...but it buuurrrnnnsss...

>>4371463

We're going graverobbing?

I'll get my kit.

>>4371461
that is the making of an awesome story.


Also, gas pockets.

>>4371456
Okay, in this scene, we really didn't know what Garth was doing. He just said that he would bring in someone completely new and fresh.

He brought in this child...right this child...and my breath was taken away because this child could do all his lines while dancing. I figured "Oh hell, well that's all we need for a show". Garth got rid of him after I told him that, I think he was afraid of getting cancelled and replaced by that kid.

>>4371463
It won't work. His brain was already put into a jar ages ago by them thar Migo.

I'm very confused at what's going on, but I like the look of that hot-shot surgeon. He seems like my kind of man!

>>4371463
Alternatively, we could make a robotic shell for him and simply imbue his soul into it.

Mecha-Lovecraft, with magic gun on his forearm.

>>4371487

WHAT NOW C'TAN?

>>4371463
I don't think that would be a good idea. The world has really changed a lot since he died and he'd say some racist shit and it would be really awkward.

Oh lol, you Amerikkkan /n/ewsfags sure made this thread worthy of the blind idiot god.

Hold on, don't you boys think we should wait for more test results before we go rushing off to fight the King of the Universe?

>>4371485

As I left the hospital with Dag, I found myself thinking of that suave, self-assured businessman sitting in Dean's office. Who was he? What was he doing there? Why did I find another man so sexy?

>>4371497

I'd lol.

>>4371499
Oh put a sock in it Liz, it's time for the men to do their thing! Just go make us a hot pot of stew and put on some make-up for when we get back!

Bob Johnson?

>>4371507
Men!

I call dibs on the Shining Trapezohedron once we find it.

Of course, I'm not intending to have the Crawling Chaos fuse with me and awaken Azathoth or anything! I will just deposit it in a safe place where it cannot be found.

A safe, dark place.

>>4371501
Hold on.

Sanch, my inituition which constantly astounds and amazes those around me tells me that you're feeling troubled. Be strong. We're going to stop some amorphous beastie and get the dimensions in order.

Or my name isn't Doctor Rick Daglass M.D.

Somehow Dag, I don't think we're going to reach Azathoth with just these bikes!

>Reanimating Lovecraft

Yeah, whatever, just make sure the guy doesn't see any current magazines, papers, or news broadcasts.

>>4371532
Azathoth is clearly located in Scotland.

Or is Scotland located in AZATHOTH!

*dun dun duuuuun*

>>4371497
Funfact: H.P. Lovecraft's childhood cat - which was in fact black - was named 'Nigger-man'.

2012 cthulu does stuff

>>4371542

A negro president?

>>4371532

I'm astouded and amazed at your intuition Rick. You're right. Don't worry, I always feel better when there's something to kill.

Whos Lovecraft, Blizzard was the ones to make azeroth tards.

>>4371552

Hence why the cat in The Rats in The Walls is also called Nigger-man.

And he married a Jew. Despite hating Jews.

>>4371560
2/10, and you get the 2 because that's such an awful attempt at trolling that it's managing to meta-troll me.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4371542
We could fire Lovecraft at Azathoth after having him learn the news. His rage will probably tear right through the Nuclear Chaos. Pity Lovecraft Cannon is one-use, I wanted to get back at those faggots on Yuggoth too.

>>4371484
Damn Those space mushrooms! you have no idea how many resurrections they fucked up for me. Did you know they took Gygax's brain, too? Think it had something to do with first edition Deities & Demigods

>>4371567
Was she hot?

Someone had better archive this thread!

>>4371568
Success

>>4371437

Alright. So. Things Lovecraft was right about.

The Colour Out of Space: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7001897.stm

The Mountains of Madness: http://planetearth.nerc.ac.uk/news/story.aspx?id=338

Azathoth
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8007844.stm

Cthulhu:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

Deep Ones:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

Herbert West: Reanimator
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html

Help me out here guys. More real life/Mythos crossovers please.

Well, we weren't sure where we were going in this next scene. I remember Garth came up with three different scripts and just threw them into the air. Eff it, effing script.

Well, our solution to the reaching Azathoth problem was magic bicycles. There was that earlier scene where Dag said he was an ex-Warlock? We put that in there so it would make sense. Now, nobody says that they're magic bicycles, but I think you get the idea.

>>4371572
Couldn't you just wait for Yuggoth to orbit so it's between you and the Blind Idiot God?

>>4371567
Well, hating Jews was in vogue at the time.
Mostly he hated dark people because they worked cheaper than privileged white protestants and kept him from getting a job in New York, anyway.

>>4371575

See for yourself

>>4371542
I'm sure we'd make him understand.

"Well, you see Mr Lovecraft, black people got equal rights in the 1960s"
"..."
"And, er, turns out they're not inferior at all"
"..."
"Um, in fact one of them is now Pre-I CAN'T TAKE THE STARING ANYMORE MAKE IT STOP!"

Sanch, Thorton, hold on and prepare to be amazed

>>4371567

>married a Jew

For the life of me, I will never understand this. I mean, from what I've read about the guy the Elder Gods were basically manifestations of his rage towards blacks/yellow peril/humanity in general, the fact that he'd marry ANYONE is a little hard to conceive itself, much less someone he'd probably suspect was spying on him on behalf of the Elders of Zion.

>>4371596
The "magical bicycles" idea was a metaphor. A METAPHOR!

I wanted people to look at those bicycles and realize that completely mundane objects can be the source of brilliant future solutions and so forth!

Like the time when I sprayed an ant with hair spray, lit in on fire and put it back in it's nest. It was like tiny underground Vietnam.

>>4371606
Jesus fucking Christ.

I couldn't see well so I kept zooming in and it never really got easier to figure out if she was hot or not.

What I DID get was a progressively large Lovecraft staring at me. Just staring.

>>4371606
she was on par with Lovecraft's plain look. I hear she hung around with Crowley's crowd after the divorce

>>4371600
Raging authors are volatile things. What if he learns of Obama before we fire him? I'd rather take my chances with the mushroomheads manually than having to deal with a crazed Lovecraft.

Is it me or are we having 3 different conversations in this thread at once?

'ello. I am Azathoth, the Ruler of All The Universe. Whaaat? Dimension breaking? Hahaha! Do your worst little doctor people.

>>4371612

The fact that they were only married two years before Howie ran off back to live with his aunt probably shows that he never wanted to get married in the first place.

She was quite a catch apparently though:

>a one-time pulp fiction writer and amateur publisher, a single mother, business woman and successful milliner who bankrolled several fanzines in the early twentieth century.

Get in there Howard my son.

>>4371624

Oh Crowley, you so wicked.

AZATHOTH

>>4371632

Okay, someone really needs to archive this now.

>>4371610
"Well....He looks to be one of the good ones. I'm sure hes a credit to his people."

>>4371546
Both.

You come to Scotland for the delicious local cuisine, the music, the atmosphere, the sights. You stay for the elder-thing tentacle rape.

>>4371632
"It's him! Azathoth."

"Quite Liz, he's totally going to spot us!"

"Looks like it's far too late for that Thorton!"

"Alright everyone. Sanch, Thorton. Liz since you're here. It's time to show this sanity snatching assailant what happens when they mess with Darkplace hospital."

>>4371595
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophyophore

Shoggoths.

>>4371606

She doesn't look too bad.

>>4371632
No you aren't, you're Ghroth! Get out of here!

>>4371656

My bullets don't seem to have any effect? It's like shooting into a kevlar snatch!

>>4371650
Azathoth here, I'm glad it's not me who suggested that.

AZATHOTH

I see all reality at once you know. Yeah. It's okay.

>>4371595
OP here. Any chance of getting a non NY Times link? It asks for a login.

Or maybe a summary of the terrifying news?

>>4371615
>It was like tiny underground Vietnam.

This only counts if the ants attacked you while you were driving on a slim, winding cliff face in the middle of a storm.

Then, somehow surviving, you return to your home but your family is really fucking sick of these ants so you go all out and suppress the ant activity. You then take this opportunity to move house and assure the new owners that if they have any ant problems that you'll be over quickly to help them.

Two years of peace pass when out of the blue your phone rings. It's the family that moved into your old home. The ants have attacked again. You clear your throat and say, "That's interesting" and promptly hang up the phone and leave it off the hook. You find out later that the new family couldn't stand up to the ants and that anybody who refused to be turned into ants were brutally murdered.

>>4371674
>>4371673
Look out! It can turn itself invisible, like a Flying Polyp!

>>4371678

Works fine for me. tl;dr, dogs are put into clinical death/hibernation via nicely chilled saline/oxygen solution replacing blood, brought back three hours later with close to zero damage. Supposed to help human patients suffering massive blood loss, but lack of vengeful undead means this is a failure to medical science.

>>4371673
I'll get him, Ric!

>>4371660
>up to 20cm
They're a little small for Shoggoths...

>>4371685
>>4371673
>>4371674
Oops, it appears I forgot to let you see me.

AZATHOTH.

It's only playing fair, isn't it? Herr, herr.

Less faggotry, more elder gods.

There's only one thing to do. If we concentrate our fire whilst Liz does something useful and sends a shockwave of psychic power into that thing, we might just cause it's Outer God brain to backwash with electro-kinetic psycho-normalising energy.

>>4371709
It's our only chance!

>>4371709
Mind putting that in leyman's terms for all us commonplace folk Dag?

IT'S WORKING!

>>4371660

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>4371028

We'll need drills....
We are going to pierce this one

>>4371698
That is a single cell. Imagine those things forming something like Volvox, which can have around 50000 cells in total while keeping the protoplasmic mobility...

>>4371709

You want to trust our lives to a bit of skirt, Dag? Have you lost your bloody mind, man?

>>4371716
We'll make it's brain explode, Sanch, stopping the extra-cosmic threat it poses.

>>4371719
KEEP IT UP EVERYBODY

>>4371655
Subtle, but lies.
Anyway why would you suggest that?
Vindication only awaits you.
Ever hear of "the boy who cried, wolf"?

Understand this now, there's no azathoth here.
Stupid.

Uh-huh? Right! Goodbye!

*click*

ALRIGHT EVERYONE THAT WAS WON-TON TELLING US TO STOP ATTACKING AZATHOTH, IT'S NOW TOO USEFUL TO SCIENCE SO SCIENTISTS ARE GOING TO LET IT LIVE!

>>4371595
oh shits!!!

>>4371745
Huhhh-hhuhhhh...

Yeah...

Aza...thoth...

>>4371745

God-damnit boss!

>>4371730
I may seem like a little girl Sanchez, but I'll have you know I'm nearly a full grown woman.

When did this turn into /x/?

Christ, people say the same shit about Lovecraft and what "he was right about" that they do about Nostradamus and fucking Galileo.

Lovecraft is fun stuff and this thread proves it, but let's not take ourselves too seriously here.

No one cares for the Dark Place lines.

>>4371777
I do.

>>4371678

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/29/zombie_dogs/

>>4371774

No-one is being serious.

>>4371777

You're wrong.

So very wrong.

>>4371777

Same.

.....
i thought this thread was about cthulu.
but now its about garth marengies darkplace?
/tg/, you loon.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE DARK PLACE IS AND EVEN I CARE VERY MUCH, SIR.

"Well everyone, it seems that Azathoth is *mostly* brain-dead now anyway so he won't be a future threat."

"Well that's handy."

"Yes it is fortunate, thank god I thought up that plan when I did, a moment later and we'd be dealing with one pissed off drooling divine deva."

"Where is Liz anyway?"

"Oh, I told her to go grab some lunch. I figure giving her a lunch break is the least we could do."

>>4371777
I also do.

>>4371804
HA HA HA HA HA

Darkplace is pretty much the ultimate Hunter: The Vigil campaign

"I heard there's plenty of squid on the menu today."

"Squid? That's terrible! Well at least we won't have another chicken incident!"

>>4371820

CAN'T UNSEE. CAN'T UNAWESOME.

>>4371823
"You're right Reed. That was one crazy time we had all those weeks ago, the second crazy adventure in fact."

"It's not a time I'll sound forget."

"We sure did get *screwed* over that day."

Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

The slightly edited Dark Place lines lose their charm and humour when taken out of context with the camp budget series atmosphere and British accents.

You guys are almost as bad as Spaced fags.

>>4371823
Are you complaining about me chicken again, you stupid twat!? It's cause of you in the first place that we had no chicken that time, now why don't we switch places so you're in the kitchen, like you should be!

>>4371831

It should have ended with Azathoth, I'll give you that.

As day ended and the night rose over Darkplace Hospital, I felt an odd chill in the air. We'd silenced one big bad, but who knew how many other cosmic horrors were in wait for us? Ever since evil flooded the hospital nothing has been the same. I knew I'd have to constantly be on guard, but I'd also learned the importance of relaxing.

Night time came in, suddenly, and the moon looked strange. But even an odd look from the man in the moon couldn't spoil this perfect night.

[saxophone solo as the scene fades into a zoom out of Darkplace Hospital]

>>4371847

>>4371847
The End

OR IS IT?!

>>4371847

You mean it's over?

Shit.

Now I have to go back with these nerds.

Cool I've never won an internet before.

With the epic conclusion of the latest Darkplace episode, I propose an archive and...

Darkplace: The Vigil, anyone?

>>4371897

FUCK YES.

Himiko, eh?

I would've named it either Azathoth, or Remina (evil planet-destroying star of DEATH)

>>4371028
I wonder what it REALLY is?

Some speculate that it's a galaxy in it's baby form.

I personally think it's the outsider's dyson sphere, I mean we have already had Imperial craft in our atmosphere.

Pic related, The thing on the bottom right is the International space station.

>>4371897
I already archived it. Darkplace VS Azathoth

The thing about Darkplace: The Vigil is that what the hell affialations can Dag have? He's pretty much every kind of Hunter rolled into one.

>>4371924
No, I'm wrong.

>>4371935
He doesn't need one. He's a brilliant renegade doctor/warlock

>>4371962

He's an ex-soldier as well. He fought in Korea I believe.

Spirit of the Century is the best game for Darplace.

PROVE ME WRONG

Darkplace sucks and you know it.

>>4372034

That's the POINT. It's intentionally terrible, and thereby ends up being funny.

>>4372034
Fuck you, this is awesome.

>>4371050
Ya know, I used to like that network. I was a long time ago, but they actually lived up to that fair and balanced line. It wasn't really that special, but it was a nice alternative to CNN.

Then September 11th rolled around and everyone took a thirty-point IQ drop. Remember all that flag waving everyone did? The kind that eventually wore off? Never happened with Fox News, and now it's getting really fucking ridiculous.

But then again, I'm not really contributing to this thread. And thus, I sage.

I guess Ric could be a Lucifuge who is ALSO a brilliant doctor.

>>4372034
I'll bet you don't like ATHF either. Nor Metalocalypse.