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    170 KB Dorf Quest XXXVI Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:02 No.4254912  
    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn, Baby Stuff

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 930

    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity
    Finlay's Hat
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (50) Top Two: Ogre, Phantom
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:03 No.4254929
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    Man those dreams are getting worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:06 No.4254952
    Cover cultist up and head to work!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:06 No.4254956
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    Also before we get farther, I edited how many people Beardbeard got when he took over The Mountainhomes. There were some humans living there as well. The new numbers are:

    *King: Beardbeard Godslayer
    *DOUBLE GENERAL: Driblis
    *Bard: Presley
    *Records Keeper: King
    *Bishop: Priest of Xom

    Citizens: 640
    *Military: 25 kobolds, 200 dorfs
    *Agriculture: 9 kobolds, 136 dorfs, 15 humans
    *Mercantile: 45 dorfs, 20 humans
    *Technology: 161 dorfs, 30 humans
    *Sorcery: 2 humans
    *Clergy: 2 dorfs, 1 human
    **Godly Presence: Xom, Moradin
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:07 No.4254958

    Your only option is to enter the world of your dreams and defeat the ghost of Finlay once and for all.


    Investigate the whereabouts of Finlay's body, for closure. The fact that he keeps appearing in your dreams means you must feel a bit guilty about his death, since he was technically killed horribly for something he didn't do. Aldwin needs closure.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:09 No.4254974
    Aw, what a cute baby belly...

    And I fear that that dream won't remain a dream for much longer... does this world have any sort of actual dream interpretation?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:10 No.4254986
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    Lily has a question.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:12 No.4255000
    That's not a question!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:12 No.4255001
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:13 No.4255010
    "Pelor is for SISSIES. Are you a SISS-OHGODLETGOOFMTARM."

    What are Pelor's domains, again? I need to write this shit down.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:16 No.4255028
    Tell him whats going on, I don't think a little turn undead won't protect you enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:18 No.4255046
    Lily: Tell Aldwin Finlay isn't dead, and is out for revenge.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:19 No.4255055
    "Now, now, a religion is a BIG responsibility. You have to feed it every day, and make sure it's clean. Do you think you can handle that kind of responsibility?"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:20 No.4255060
    Shit, I put one to many negatives in there.

    Pelor is notable for undead smiting holy wrath
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:23 No.4255075
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    Pelor is the god of Light and Judgment, and the god Goldmoon worshiped.

    "All the cool kids have gods! Besides, he was Mom's god, and well, yanno..."

    "I can handle it, I swear!"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:26 No.4255099
    Tell her it's ok, as long as she stops using "smite people weak to puppy dog eyes" by using puppy dog eyes.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:26 No.4255102
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    Why did I post that, it looks bad.

    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:27 No.4255112

    Sage on general principle.

    A man can't violate his principles.
    >> Arcbound 04/11/09(Sat)23:28 No.4255114
    It wasn't that bad man.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:28 No.4255115
    Do Pelor and Nemelex get along? If they don't, this is gonna be a very odd dynamic.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:30 No.4255132
    D'awwwww. Let her have her God. If she finds out it's too much trouble, what's the harm in it?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:35 No.4255153
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    I can respect that.

    They don't have any problems with each other. Pelor is unhappy with just about ANY other god, but they don't have a strict enmity.

    Alright, so Aldwin and Lily are going to head to Eridia and get her some Pelor worshipin'. The question is - do we bring Cultist along for the adventure or not?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:35 No.4255155
    I doubt they have much to do with each other in a bad or good way.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:36 No.4255164
    Ask her if she wants to come.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:37 No.4255167
    Just let her know what you're doing first, if cultist wants to tag along that should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:37 No.4255174
    Wait, does Pelor try to act all "One true Monotheistic God"? Also, get Cultist's opinion.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:42 No.4255205
    Pelor is Dr. Wily?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:42 No.4255208
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    Cultist seems enthusiastic about adventure.

    Yes, he does. He's a prick. Cultist doesn't like his worshipers much, but Chaos is all about freedom, so Lily can do whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:42 No.4255214
    Lily, if you're going to metagame like that, you may as well go ahead and tell Aldwin that Finlay is wandering the world as an undead abomination.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:42 No.4255217
    I would feel incredibly bad leaving Cultist here by herself. Go out for worshipping after breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:43 No.4255221

    Cultist stays with us. Theis dreams are making us jumpy. Aslo, you know, baby...
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:45 No.4255237

    She's proven herself capable while carrying child in the past. Tell Lily that as long as she isn't TOO intolerant, they can adventure.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:47 No.4255243
    She could, but can she speak metagame to others? It would be hard to explain how she knows anything without that. Seems like it wouldn't go over well.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:48 No.4255256
    Her Genre Savvy would tell her that everyone would just think she's insane if she metagames.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:50 No.4255274

    No, I mean, I don't want us to leave Cultist alone. She can adventure. I have no problems with that. Just with these fukendreams, I don't want her out of our site
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/11/09(Sat)23:53 No.4255298
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    Since the drawfag sees no actual suggestions, he will move us along the tracks to the temple of Pelor.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:55 No.4255320
    Does Pelor give Turn Undead?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:56 No.4255323
    A follower of Nemlex, a follower of Pelor and a Priest of Xom walk into a bar

    Xom is amused.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:56 No.4255325
    Challenge time!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:56 No.4255330
    Follow da choochoo tracks through the door!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)23:58 No.4255347
    Punch open temple
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:00 No.4255360
    So Gnome, what's with the Xanatos stuff at the Wiki? I mean, adding shit to there without telling us nothing is kinda sneaky.

    You sneaky bastard, I'm on to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:03 No.4255385
    Just as planned...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:03 No.4255389
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    Your kool-aid man impersonation goes poorly.

    Choo choo.

    CHALLENGE OF PELOR: You must recite the oath in this scroll from memory, without fail. You may only take the trial once per week, so he suggests you get to studying it.

    Yes, he does.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:04 No.4255398
    Sounds more apt for a temple of heracles.

    What would pelor appreciate? Flagellation?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:05 No.4255409
    Write the oath down on /tg/.

    Then have Lily read it from /tg/ with her ability to read /tg/.

    Or just have Lily auto-win. That works too.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:06 No.4255419
    Smash Preist
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:06 No.4255422
    Write the whole thing on your arm and cheat off it.

    Or just, y'know, memorize it for real because you're so badass.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:08 No.4255432
    >Yes, he does.

    Awesome. Once Lily is a priest, we can go hunting Finlay. Might as well recruit Kav while we're there, too. THEN maybe we could finally get to finding that Djinn?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:08 No.4255433
    Give it to us so Lily can just use our copypasta
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:09 No.4255437
    ...ick. Why didn't they just ask us to cut down a tree with a herring? What type of things does the scroll say?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:11 No.4255448
    Copypasta should be a power of hers, a memorization technique. Call it Noodle of Recall
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:13 No.4255470
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    "Brilliant, but I can't post on /tg/. I think I'll stay here and study it a while - if Mom could do it, so can I. I'll get it, I promise! You just let Aldwin go on an adventure or something. Maybe try and find a Djinn."

    Its way too long to type, no way. I don't want to.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:15 No.4255483
    Kiss Cultist goodbye. Head on a LONG journey.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:15 No.4255491
    >"Brilliant, but I can't post on /tg/. I think I'll stay here and study it a while - if Mom could do it, so can I. I'll get it, I promise! You just let Aldwin go on an adventure or something. Maybe try and find a Djinn."


    Read the scroll to us, THEN we'll copy what you said and put it in a new post.

    And since the Drawfag doesn't want to write it all out, we can just skip the formalities.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:17 No.4255505
    Give Lily a parting punch in the stomach. Tell Lily "The Beardless will never prosper. Grow a beard, and you can do this."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:20 No.4255530
    Show us the scroll. We'll use our MODERN DAY SORCERY to save an image of the text upon it, then upload it here for you to read off of when you have to take your test.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:21 No.4255538
    I think you are all underestimating Lily severely, and should be ashamed of yourselves! She can, and will, become a follower of Pelor by fair play and with no cheating!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:22 No.4255550
    It's not cheating. It's using what she has.

    By your logic, she's cheating because she's using her 2 legs to stand. And her hand to move the scroll to memorize. And her mouth to actually speak.

    You know, not every follower of Pelor has 2 legs, hands or even a mouth.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:24 No.4255569
    Does aldwin have any pressing matters to deal with for the slayers?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:26 No.4255594
    By the rules of the challenge, she must recite the oath FROM MEMORY. /tg/ doesn't count as her memory, and therefore it's cheating.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:27 No.4255597
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    pic related.

    Actually no, none at all. Nevada's given him leave as thanks for taking over.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:27 No.4255602
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    Go to the local tavern, where all adventures start. Look for the shadowiest corneriest shadowy corner. Those are the good quests.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:29 No.4255622
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    Aldwin heads off into the sunset...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:31 No.4255635
    Alternatively, look for anyone with a glowing exclamation mark over their head.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:32 No.4255644
    Fantastic, but we already have to go find a djinn. Tarven might have info or something, but probably not anything we don't already have.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:32 No.4255646
    Personally, i would like to state that we should have a mission to get a more bitchin' hat. One that's OURS.

    So if Finlay comes after us, we can give him back his hat, saying we don't want one that's tainted by his failure.

    ...or not.
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    ...Cultist tells him she's coming with.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:33 No.4255654
    Wait, Cultist is only 17 while Aldwin is 25? The wiki teaches me things I didn't need to know!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:34 No.4255663
    Can Lily handle herself?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:35 No.4255669
    This is good, and should be remembered. If we happen to find a good hat, we'll have it for ourselves. It's not the main concern right now, however.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:36 No.4255676
    Oh. I guess she's not all that far along yet huh.

    Very well then, ONWARD!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:36 No.4255685
    Orcs mature quickly!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:37 No.4255693
    Studying can't be that dangerous.
    ...unless Zombie Finlay shows up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:37 No.4255698

    I second this. Get your own stylish hat, so should you have that nightmare again, you can hand him his hat back, showing that you've grown above him. That, and you've gotten a cooler hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:39 No.4255708
    I third this. We must have a hat that is even BETTER than Finlay's! We shall prove that we are superior! BWAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:39 No.4255709

    A zombie walking into a temple of Pelor?

    Well, that would be the end of Finlay, for realz this time.

    HEY, since Beardbeard now owns dorfland, and therefore the RECORDS of dorfland, we should go visit him. Maybe the mountainhome records have the whereabouts of Djinn written down somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:39 No.4255713
    We should transform ourselves into a J├Ąger if we ever get a chance.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:41 No.4255723
    >HEY, since Beardbeard now owns dorfland, and therefore the RECORDS of dorfland, we should go visit him. Maybe the mountainhome records have the whereabouts of Djinn written down somewhere.

    This is a good idea, but don't we pretty much know where the Djinn is already? Besides, I'm pretty sure Cultist doesn't want to see Beardbeard anymore: He might reveal Aldwin their little secret or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:41 No.4255724
    I propose that (even though the hat is awesome), that we bury it in tribute to Finlay. Since his body was never found (Presumably disintegrated in the blast) it could help us bring closure and hope to end our nightmares of SpookyFinlay.

    That, and so when we eventually meet him again, he can have his rugged, dirt-covered hat; possibly with a frog sitting in it or some shit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:41 No.4255734
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    She's staying with the priests of Pelor, so yeah, she should be fine.

    ONWARD! A Djinn can be found in the city of Ajys, 3 miles North and 100 miles West. Or something like that. It would be a very long walk, if Aldwin didn't have his GUILD CONNECTIONS!

    Nana is a priestess of Poseidon, god of Travel. With a teleport spell from her, the distance will be much more manageable.

    But first, a visit to the haberdasher! What variety of hat would you like?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:43 No.4255754
    A bottomhat, which is like a tophat, but even better. With a feather.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:44 No.4255759
    >What variety of hat would you like?

    A fedora! Like what we're wearing right now, but even bigger and more outlandishly stylish!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:44 No.4255763
    I vote for a bowler! Bowlers are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:45 No.4255771

    Go with a hat that has a flair for style and shows that you are indeed (subtly) a thief/assassin, though a nice one at that.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:46 No.4255777
    Aldwin must beat Finlay at his own game! Get a hat that is similar to Finlay's, but better. With TWO feathers.
    Incidentally, what colour is the current hat?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:46 No.4255781

    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)00:47 No.4255789
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    a combination of these
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:48 No.4255796
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    ask for a selection of their finest adventuring hats, and we pick out the bestest
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:50 No.4255810
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    Alright I don't know hats by name.

    PICK A NUMBER. First number to get two votes wins.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:51 No.4255819
    I have a BRILLIANT IDEA which will help to resolve Aldwin's demons with Finlay.

    So Finlay's body was never found, right? And once the guild building was cleaned up and rebuilt it was STILL nowhere to be found. The only logical possibilities are that Finlay somehow survived, or someone stole his body. So here's what we do to narrow down our options:

    We post a flier in the various towns still remaining, attempting to notify Finlay that his hat has been found and is waiting for him. If he's still up and walking about, he won't be able to resist this bait, and will have to come talk to Aldwin. If he's REALLY dead and/or NOT RETARDED, then we still won't hear anything from him.

    The point is, it's so ridiculous that it HAS to work!

    Also, we're having these dreams because of Finlay's hat. A piece of his spirit is probably in it, and wearing it is affecting Aldwin's mind. Makes about as much sense as unresolved demons.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:51 No.4255820
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:51 No.4255821
    Ooh, number 6 looks nice. Makes him look elegant, yet awesome. Number 5 makes him look too much like a pimp.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:51 No.4255824
    rolled 1 = 1

    I vote 6
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:52 No.4255826
    Of those 5 looks good, but I was hoping for something more indiana jones-ish.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:52 No.4255827
    Gah! I can't choose between 2, 5, and 6!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:52 No.4255828
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:52 No.4255829

    Isn't 4 the same as Finlay's hat?

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:53 No.4255832
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)00:53 No.4255833
    if it comes with the face, #1, otherwise #5
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:55 No.4255846
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:56 No.4255855
    Monocle? Hat 2 for sure.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:56 No.4255859
    5, mothafuka, 5!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:57 No.4255872
    Is there anyway to get the tophat and monocle, but make the brim wider and add some cards tucked in the brim? Because that shit right there would be the greatest hat for a CARPSHARP
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)00:57 No.4255874
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    Aaaand number 6 by a landslide. Aldwin sticks a playing card in the side, to make it more his.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:58 No.4255879
    FUCK. I wanted 2.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:58 No.4255881

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)00:59 No.4255887
    Fuck yes, look at that suave motherfucker, strike a jive ass pose
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:00 No.4255899
    5. It is a classy hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:02 No.4255920
    Exorcise Finlay's hat and burn it. If he ever asks about it, tell him that you didn't bother keeping the unstylish piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:03 No.4255933
    Make sure to keep Finlay's hat as a backup.

    Also, just on the off chance that he really is a horrible undead creature, and comes looking for it again.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:04 No.4255935
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    You strike a tag team pose.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:07 No.4255960
    Onwards with the quest! Oh, and keep the old hat with you, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:08 No.4255971

    I really wanted to see Aldwin with a Monocle and Tophat.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:11 No.4255992
    Begin search for a new Djinn, but add an active sidequest:

    Find out the details of the skill "Measure of Guilt". Ask around constantly while searching for Djinn.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:13 No.4256005
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    Storing the old hat, you continue on to the hideout of the Goldmoon Slayers, to ask Nana for a teleport to Ajys.

    ...Nana seems unhappy to see a priestess of Xom. She asks if this is guild business, and if so, why your dumb priestess needs to come with.

    Measure of Guilt is an ability that deals damage based on the number of times you have been lied to. The more they have lied to you, the more damage it deals to them.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:16 No.4256020

    Cultist is here to help us, and by proxy the Goldmoon Slayers. If we succeed, we'll have Goldmoon back. Do it for her.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)01:16 No.4256023
    very much guild business, what could be more guild business than resurrecting the leader? And she is there to heal me when I bumble something up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:16 No.4256026
    Any side effects?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:17 No.4256032
    ...Oh, right. She lost her child to a mutation effect, didn't she? We really should have seen this coming.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:21 No.4256066
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    Nope. If he's still moving, it either didn't kill him, or something else stepped in.

    Nana grudgingly teleports the two of you on your way.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:22 No.4256078
    Does it work on constructs?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:25 No.4256109
    Which temple is the Goldmoon Slayers HQ built under? That may have caused Finlay to pull a Jesus on us, especially if the ground is Hallowed/Cursed in some way.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:25 No.4256113

    At the risk of jinxing this, I'm praying that we don't get teleported far off course.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:26 No.4256123
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    ...Well this looks like a graveyard.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:28 No.4256134

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:28 No.4256139
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    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)01:29 No.4256145
    lol, nice get. 1234(2)56

    go into the temple
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:29 No.4256147
    man, I hope that's just the guy who lives in that house back there, or we might be in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:29 No.4256152

    Seek refuge from the church. Inquire where you are.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:30 No.4256155
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    A skeleton rises from the ground. "Welcome to Ajys, city of the dead. Enjoy your stay."
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)01:30 No.4256161
    thank him, inquire about the temple there
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:31 No.4256176
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    He goes back to bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:31 No.4256182

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:32 No.4256190

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:33 No.4256200
    ...politely ask the skeleton where we can go to find more information. Is there a visitors center?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:33 No.4256202

    Ask the skeleton where the Djinn is.

    Then turn him into a skeleram, in case you run into any impassable stone doors.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:35 No.4256217

    Bare in mind Aldwin's not exactly Beardbeard, so he's most likely not gonna pull that off. Besides, he's more likely to use him as a skeleton key. ....I hate myself for that.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)01:35 No.4256220
    if yer gunna have a cutscene say [cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:41 No.4256292
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    Tumble into the creepy building
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:41 No.4256296
    Take out your map! lets see where we are.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:45 No.4256320
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    >Investigate temple
    Aye aye captain.

    A skeleton in a cloak greets you. "Hey hey hey, welcome to Ajys! What brings you livers out here to the middle of the dead, eh? You got some business with ol' Xany?"

    You don't have a map of this region yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:46 No.4256329
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    Make subtle inquiry about Djinn
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:47 No.4256338
    Ask for a map. Inquire about the Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:47 No.4256343
    Ask him if he knows Manny.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:48 No.4256350
    Ask him about Djinn and for the location of the person in town most educated in matters of the undead.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)01:48 No.4256356
    make sure you avoid touching that guy...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:54 No.4256413
    Be polite and shake hands with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:55 No.4256424

    How about... ask him where we are in relationship to where we were? We were teleported here with a priest of Xom by someone who hates Xom. There IS a chance she decided to dick us over.

    Besides, are we so damn sure that these guys know about djinn? They might still be rare around here as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:56 No.4256429
    Inquire about recent arrivals
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)01:57 No.4256437
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    >You know Manny?
    Sure do, I've got a bone to pick with that ol' coot! Eeeeheeheeheee!

    >Where do I find a Djinn?
    Aha, you wanna make a wish, eh? I gotcha, I gotcha. The Djinn are a sneaky lot, they really are. They hide in the unoccupied graves, ya see. I'm sure you'll have the time of yer life lookin for one! Eeeeeeheeheehee!

    >Where's the smartest guy in town in manners of the undead?
    Eehee, you wanna see Benben. He lives in a grave not too far North o' here. It reads "Benben - in Death I Live." The guy's got a flair for the dramatic - its in his bones! Eeeeheeheeehee!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)01:59 No.4256469
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    Thank him, then go to Benben to see about locating empty graves.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:01 No.4256485

    On the way to the next thing, can we get a peak at what our top cars are on our decks, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:02 No.4256487
    >ol' Xany



    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:02 No.4256489
    Ask why unoccupied graves exist.

    If they're just holes in the ground, then fine, but who would dig a hole, fill it up with the intent of redigging it later?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:03 No.4256498
    ask him what he is doing here, and how everyone became undead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:04 No.4256504
    Ask how to find a unoccupied grave and then find benbens grave.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:05 No.4256512
    Go to Benben. Not only will we find out more about Finlay, but he might know a way to determine unoccupied graves with Djinn in them from graves that are either Djinnless.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:06 No.4256521
    Maybe their occupants died.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:12 No.4256579
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    >How is everyone undead?
    We worship ol' Xany! The dude's got some greeeeat benefits, lemme tell ya. Comin' back, no matter what made ya bite it? Now that's a life insurance policy! Eeeeeheeeheehee!

    >Why are there unoccupied graves?
    Well we can die again, and then we stay dead, ya see? So when one of our buddies bites it, his home gets vacant. No one's got the guts to take over, Eeeeheeheehee!

    >How to find empty graves?
    Ask Benben, I got nothin'.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:13 No.4256584
    Then let us head for Benben.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:14 No.4256592
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    You exit the building, ready to fi-
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:15 No.4256598
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    > Comin' back, no matter what made ya bite it?
    I secretly hope Furious George worships him
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)02:16 No.4256602
    oh hai xanatos.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:16 No.4256605
    Looks like Benben found us first.

    Swallow your fear and ask about a Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:17 No.4256616
    ...say hi to the scary monster thing.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:17 No.4256621
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    The skeleton ogles you disconcertingly.

    >Ask about Djinn
    It continues its ogle.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:18 No.4256624

    Hug skeleton?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:18 No.4256625
    Take hat off, hold it by the brim with both hands, equip :3 face, turn feet inward, and have cultist follow your lead in trying to cute it into oblivion.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:18 No.4256626
    Have Cultist threaten it with Turn Undead unless it starts to make some sense and fast.

    Also, about Finlay... If his hat is giving us nightmares, then WHAT ABOUT HIS CLOAK?! SHOULDN'T WE GET RID OF THAT TOO?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:19 No.4256639

    Plus Aldwin hasn't used his ':3' face in a while
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:20 No.4256645
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:21 No.4256651
    Ignore it but, keep on a eye on it. Find benbens grave.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:22 No.4256657
    I envision Aldwin becoming so cute by embracing his original face once more that he ascends and become the god of all those with a :3 face.

    He will be the great god :3!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:22 No.4256659
    Ask if it wants to help you. If he doesn't, ignore him.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:22 No.4256662

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:23 No.4256664
    So we have the answer as to how the fuck Horror Finlay came to be. Apparently he was the last living Xanatos worshipper in the region.

    From a non-metagaming standpoint, Aldwin should note this fact as it may explain the dreams and why Finlay's body wasn't found. It should also convince us to prepare for the day he eventually (possibly) comes to reclaim his precious hat.

    For the time being, ask if the skeleton is lost and needs a guide somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:23 No.4256665
    Offer to shake hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:24 No.4256674
    call out to the priest again to ask him about the skeleton.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:25 No.4256685
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    >Cute it to death
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:27 No.4256705
    Prepare for counterattack!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:28 No.4256708
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:28 No.4256714
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    Its disconcerting ogle becomes slightly more so.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:29 No.4256717
    I don't think she has turn undead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:29 No.4256723
    I think we've done a bad thing..
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:30 No.4256730

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:31 No.4256738
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    Hmm, maybe we should just move on towards Benben...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:31 No.4256739
    I think it just fell in love with us...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:31 No.4256745
    Now ask who he is.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:32 No.4256758
    Upgrade cute by tilting heads downward so that you have to stare up, and get those cheeks EVEN ROSIER. Additionally, hunch you shoulders a bit to look smaller, and more deserving of protection. If we do this right, this skeleton will either have a non-heart attack due to overwhelming cute or be obsessed with protecting us from all things less cute (pretty much everything)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:32 No.4256759
    Is it tame? Cool.

    Now go and find Benben.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:33 No.4256764
    Put 2 and 2 together and muse about zombie finlay and xanatos.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:33 No.4256772

    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:34 No.4256779
    It's interesting that it's wearing a cloak similar to that worn by Aldwin, Finlay, etc.

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:36 No.4256793
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    >Move on to Benben
    Your image is too adorable for me to consider any other option. The disconcerting skeleton follows at a safe distance.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:37 No.4256802
    Completely irrelevant. We have already started down the path of seeing what happens when you overload a dead thing's cute receptors, and to hell with stopping anywhere short of spectacular results.

    So, keep cuteing it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:38 No.4256808
    Perhaps its someone who had a crush on aldwin in rogue school.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:39 No.4256815
    Fine, plot will continue.

    But keep periodically practicing anti-undead cute technique until the creature re-dies. It is too hilarious a tactic to not explore.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:41 No.4256830


    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:41 No.4256831
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    Benben found!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:41 No.4256832
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:41 No.4256835
    have we tried actually talking to it yet, asking its name, saying hello ect.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:42 No.4256837
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:42 No.4256838
    God damn, we're too late. he's dead.

    ..oh right.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:44 No.4256860
    knock on his tombstone politely.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:45 No.4256862
    Kneel next to the grave and quietly say hello, if that doesnt work make dramatic summoning motions and shout "ARISE BENBEN, ARISE"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:45 No.4256864
    Knock on gravestone
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:46 No.4256871
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:47 No.4256877
    When he arrives, convince him to help by looking terribly cute.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:49 No.4256886
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    >Knock knock
    Benben arises! Cultist screams!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:50 No.4256894
    "Whoa bro, let go of my wife"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:50 No.4256897
    In b4 miscarriage joke.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:50 No.4256899
    Give him a hand up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:51 No.4256901
    Thread has begun the aoutosage.

    Abandon ship, claim a new thread in the name of destroying skeletons with cute!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:51 No.4256902
    More like a leg up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:52 No.4256916
    ...are we saging? Not quite sure, but it seems like we might be.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:55 No.4256943
    Yeah it seems so.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:56 No.4256950
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