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    22 KB Recto Blade Question Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:12 No.4191444  
    How common are Recto Blades in Dark Eldar raiding squads?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:14 No.4191451
    Recto blades?? Fucking sick bro, you got the name wrong or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:15 No.4191456
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:20 No.4191488
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    >> Grimwhisper 04/05/09(Sun)11:24 No.4191503
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    Your thinking of agonisers. They are brutal and rip a new asshole in any creature.

    I dont know how common they, i just started playing Dark Eldar.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:28 No.4191523

    assuming he did mean agoniser, and assuming your focusing on close combat, give one to every squad leader in your army.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:29 No.4191529

    by focusing on close combat I mean anything other than "leg it to the nearest trees and snipe at the enemy"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:33 No.4191552
    wtf is in his right hand? Is that a recto blade?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:38 No.4191584
    the eye of terror is the anus of the warp
    the dark eldar have come to plug it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:41 No.4191609
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:47 No.4191650
    A Dark Eldar Agoniser is the weapon for any Dark Eldar nobility. If you're going up against Dark Eldar, target the fag with the hideous looking close combat weapon covered in spikes and barbs. That's an agoniser.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:48 No.4191654

    except the dark eldar like most eldar avoid the eye of terror at all costs. Since they literally ripped the galaxy a new hole with thier giant clusterfuck and slaanesh crawled out of it going "k I will have ur solez now"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:48 No.4191655
    ... Almost every Dark Eldar soldier has those. They're standard close combat weapons.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:49 No.4191662
    So every dark eldar has a recto blade? thats OP
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:51 No.4191669
    Recto blades should work as force weapons IMO.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:51 No.4191670
    They don't count as recto blades. They're just double-bladed punching daggers that count as close combat weapons.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:54 No.4191686
    So wait... wtf... are recto blades agonisers or cc weapons? or some sort of gun?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:55 No.4191690
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:57 No.4191702

    dats alotta venom der
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)11:59 No.4191712
    You know, that dagger makes me think of a ship...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:00 No.4191720
    Wrong Recto blades are those power weapon axes that the Incubi have.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:01 No.4191727
    Those are called Punishers.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:01 No.4191731
    The USS Recto Blade?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:02 No.4191738
    If thats a recto blade then doesn't he have one on his mask too?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:04 No.4191755
    I'm too scared to look up recto blades on google...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:11 No.4191799
    Okay, what the fuck is a recto blade?

    The Dark Eldar have nothing called a recto blade in their arsenal. They have their close combat weapons, as pictured, they have punishers, which look like glaives, and they have agonisers, which you like incredibly spiky and nasty powerfists.
    No recto blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:15 No.4191816
    I think every dark eldar weapon should be called a recto blade.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:18 No.4191835
    Holy fuck recto blades?? Does this mean the Dark Eldar ARE getting a new codex soon?? Please god somebody confirm this.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:18 No.4191836
    I concur, though perhaps they should all get one as part of their equipment:

    "Dark Eldar warriors are armed with a Splinter Rifle with a build in Recto-Blade and a separate Recto-blade"

    "You may upgrade the Archon's Recto Blade to have an agonizer built in."

    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:19 No.4191840
    Yes. Recto Blades are power weapons that reduce enemy models attacks to 1 for the first round of combat.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:21 No.4191851
    holy shit
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:23 No.4191867
    That would be incredibly broken.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:24 No.4191872
    If that is true ork boys will be raped.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:24 No.4191877
    I googled "recto blade".
    I found NOTHING.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:26 No.4191882
    maybe only HQ choices can take rectoblades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:30 No.4191904
    In the new codex some units can take models hostage if they fail a roll and use them as an extra wound.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:32 No.4191913

    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:34 No.4191928
    Well, it is grim enough; they get used as meatshields or tortured to death at the end.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:37 No.4191947
    Recto means Rectum in spanish
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:39 No.4191955
    I wouldn't be surprised to see dark eldar with rectum blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:40 No.4191962
    Damn near killed 'em!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:41 No.4191970
    Trust me. You don't want to be a Dark Eldar "hostage".
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:41 No.4191974
    imagine those cc weapons jammed up your tiny ass
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:47 No.4192011
    lol somebody doesn't know anything about dark eldar
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:48 No.4192017
    ur all wrong. a recto blade is the shiv DE hide up their butts.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:50 No.4192032
    so thats where all those extra attacks come from
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)12:51 No.4192041
    drawfags don't draw enough dark eldar. need moar rectoblade
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:00 No.4192090
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:03 No.4192102
    thin yur ms paints
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:11 No.4192154
    Nice to see a dark eldar thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:16 No.4192188
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    heres your recto blade
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:18 No.4192201
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:19 No.4192207
    thought it was a spidey dick
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:20 No.4192213

    oh god i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:23 No.4192227
    Lol, the whole point why DE attack other people is to take hostages.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:28 No.4192253
    Doesn't the austrian army use recto blades in real life?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:32 No.4192279
    Yes. 100% correct.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:41 No.4192335
    >Sphincter Rifle
    >Rectum Blade

    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:42 No.4192340
    I'm 90% sure that is the new cover art for the codex.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:44 No.4192355
    Anus Blaster
    Dark Shaft
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)13:45 No.4192360
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    What's so cool about rectal blades?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:01 No.4192427

    "Rectum Blades were used by english slave traders in the early 1800s. These small bladed weapons were used as a form of punishment for slaves. Once inserted into the rectum a switch or string is pulled releasing extra blades from the sides, the handle is then ripped out at a fast speed while twisting."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:05 No.4192448
    Anal Spelunkers are weapon proficents with this
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:05 No.4192450
    wouldn't that make slaves useless?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:08 No.4192464
    oh christ why did you had to remember me of that thread
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:25 No.4192577
    The idea is probably to do it with those you already consider useless, to encourage the rest to stay useful.

    Unless you have a use for someone rapidly dying from rectal bleeding of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:26 No.4192588
    o fuck that would suck
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:38 No.4192704
    This thread is full of win.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:41 No.4192722
    I first read that as rectal.
    Then a lol'd at the thought of a delfdar using a sword coming out of his ass to assail some poor guardsman.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:50 No.4192784
    screw katanas i want a recto blade for christmas
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)14:52 No.4192800
    Oh, I'll give you a "recto blade!"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:02 No.4192870
    "Rectal Blade: This special blade attached to the wielder's rectum is only used by the most elite of Dark Eldar raiders. It gives the model +1 to their attack characteristic in close combat. This stacks with the bonus for having a weapon in each hand."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:07 No.4192906
    Rectal Blade: This special blade carried only by the most brutal and vicious Dark Eldar is designed to tear their opponents a new asshole. Literally. The model gets the Rending special rule, as detailed in the Warhammer 40.000 Rulebook.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:08 No.4192911
    So what is it like an axe covered TOW missile that shoots out of the ass or something
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:16 No.4192962
    its like a blade that you shove in an ass and it expands and shoots blades allover.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:17 No.4192969
    Dark eldar warriors with rending would rock. Gimme some rectal blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:18 No.4192975

    So it's like a shuriken cannon

    that goes up the ass
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:19 No.4192986
    We should send a mail to GW explaining that we've found a way to fix the Dark Eldar. And the solution is Rectal Blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:20 No.4192989
    Recto Blade Bayonets please.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:23 No.4193012
    That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Power Sword" bullshit that's going on in the WH40K system right now. Recto blades deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

    I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine recto blade in Commoragh for 20,000,000 throne gelt (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid adamantium with my recto blade.

    Dark Eldar smiths spend years working on a single recto blade and ram it up their ass up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to Eldarkind.

    Recto blades are thrice as sharp as Imperial swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a power sword can cut through, a recto blade can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a recto blade could easily bisect a Spess Mehreen wearing Terminator armor with a simple vertical slash.

    Ever wonder why the Imperium never bothered conquering Commoragh? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Dark Eldar and their recto blades of destruction. Even in the Great Crusade, Imperial soldiers targeted the men with the recto blades first because their killing power was feared and respected.

    So what am I saying? Recto blades are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the WH40K system. Here is the stat block I propose for recto blades:

    Close Combat Weapon: +1 A, +1 S, ignores all saves.

    Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of recto blades in real life, don't you think?

    tl;dr = Recto blades need to do more damage in WH40K, see my new stat block.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:23 No.4193016
    Here's a good question.

    Do the Dark Eldar have a weaponized version of the Prince Albert?
    >> Maus 04/05/09(Sun)15:25 No.4193028
    And, soon, every army eventually changes to the single greatest revolution in Modern ground warfare since the combustion engine, or disappears from the universe altogether.

    Including the Tyranids.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:26 No.4193039
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    This mofo has a recto blade in his left hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:27 No.4193051
    What are you talking about, they have those from birth. Its like circumcision but more "through" than "around"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:27 No.4193052
    Fuck, Dark Eldar are fucking broken. They really need to nerf those recto blades.
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    The Tyranids just evolve spiny king crabs into some kind of vile rape protrusion.

    Meanwhile the Necrons upgrade themselves with circular saws. In the pants.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:28 No.4193061
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    I just wonder what Gannon's up to!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:28 No.4193062
    I'm still not quite sure what OP meant, but this thread has turned into fuckwin.
    >> Maus 04/05/09(Sun)15:29 No.4193068
    Does the doc use his rectal scalpel to conduct the procedure?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:30 No.4193074
    No, soon afterward, the Tyranids start evolving, and the new Gaunt genus known only as the Rectogaunt is unleashed on the unsuspecting universe!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:30 No.4193078
    >>4193016Do the Dark Eldar have a weaponized version of the Prince Albert?

    Shadow Field generator
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:32 No.4193087


    The eldar puts it in the doc eldar's butt

    and then it's like a beartrap and suddenly UPGRADED DEATH PENIS
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:33 No.4193099
    I move my dark eldar into combat with spess marheens and my buddy says "haw haw CCW don't stand a chance against my powa armors!" and then I'll be like "hey fuckshit those are RECTO BLADES and they will fuck your marines asses so hard they will shit blood" pow rending power weapon recto blades slice through his space marines like cheese.
    >> Maus 04/05/09(Sun)15:36 No.4193126
    I have no idea what you just said, but now I'm suddenly afraid of whirling rectal mantrains of death.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:36 No.4193128
    You are entirely correct.
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    I just wonder what Gannon's up to!
    >> Maus 04/05/09(Sun)15:38 No.4193136

    I forgot that one of them also might be dressed up like the doc from TF2.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:38 No.4193139
    Dark Eldar just got cooler.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:39 No.4193152
    I demand recto blades be made /tg/ canon!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:44 No.4193187
    man its hard to find any good dark eldar artwork...let alone good pics of recto blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:45 No.4193197
    So, where do the recto blades come from? When were they first created? How come they're so awesome?How does the Imperium deal with the existence of recto blades?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:45 No.4193202
    >How does the Imperium deal with the existence of recto blades?
    They don't. Nobody has ever gone up against a recto blade and lived to tell the tale.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:46 No.4193212
    To make Recto blades properly, they have to raid Craftworlders for their bread.

    It's apparently a vital ingredient to make them.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:47 No.4193216
    and if they did live to tell the tale, they won't because they just had a blade up the ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:47 No.4193217
    So it's like a katana then?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:47 No.4193218
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    I just wonder what Gannon's up to!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:48 No.4193223
    >Blatant request for drawfaggotry
    Don't worry, I assure you that somebody in the world's already working on this particular bit. And maybe the man-train of death as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:49 No.4193233
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:49 No.4193235
    They're working night and day just to come up with their own version, along with everyone else.

    'cept Tau. Tau are naive. they will learn soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:52 No.4193253
    Pulse Rectos?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:53 No.4193264
    More likely they would create some close combat oriented battlesuits or Recto Drones or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)15:54 No.4193272
    Tyranids evolve RECTO RIPPER SWARMS!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:01 No.4193317
    Holy shit! RIPPERS THAT GO UP YOU FUCKING ASS! We're doomed, man! DOOMED!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:02 No.4193321
    The Recto Fister triples the model's STR
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:03 No.4193327
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:05 No.4193340
    fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:06 No.4193344
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:11 No.4193373
    How wrong is it that I am attracted by his firm Dark Eldar buttocks?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:12 No.4193380
    Oh hai Lucid
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:16 No.4193401
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:19 No.4193413
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:21 No.4193427
    More like "Have ass you", am I right?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:23 No.4193436
    Well, that proves my theory that Dark Eldar shit jagged metal blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:26 No.4193450
    Now I just have to get some proof that Tau can shit plasma grenades!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:28 No.4193464
    nedz mor female dark elvz
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:34 No.4193491
    a nasty surprise dark eldar use when being raped
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:38 No.4193529
    Lucid you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:45 No.4193608
    Which is why there are so few of them, as the Dark Eldar don't know how to have consensual sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:50 No.4193651
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    This thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:52 No.4193676
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    Is Win.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:57 No.4193714
    ew yuck do not want
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)16:57 No.4193719
    The best thing about etc
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:03 No.4193775
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    Dark Eldar Raaaawk!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:10 No.4193837
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    The sudden lack of recto blades is disturbing...
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:17 No.4193908
    I called my local store and asked if they had any dark eldar recto blade blisters or boxes. Fuckers didn't even know what I was talking about!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:20 No.4193933
    The fuck! GW will hire anyone these days.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:21 No.4193944
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    Did someone say RECTO BLADES?
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    I concur
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:27 No.4193973
    fucking LOL
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:31 No.4193996
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:32 No.4194008
    The face of /tg
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:38 No.4194060
    The recto blades in the ass must be what keeps them balanced when they wear such fucking big hats.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:45 No.4194101
    The next codex better have a whole page of fluff on these recto blades.
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    With my apologies to the Balinese.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:52 No.4194138
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    Oi, nothink aginst bik headz! Only troo armies muster zem!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)17:58 No.4194188
    deer rectum cleaning.jpg

    >> Eldrad, Actually The Demons !!srlFJqQzH9+ 04/05/09(Sun)18:01 No.4194209

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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:03 No.4194223
    Oooh, so that's what that picture is.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:04 No.4194231
    Yes, but it was the most dark eldar-looking blade I had a suitable picture of. And thus...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:07 No.4194249
    so... no one has skinned and gutted game before, I presume. you see , you begin your cut around the anus so as to avoid spilling shit once you get all the skin of, else you'll pull the sphincter open when ripping of the buttocks. besides I'm amazed he dint post the one of the surgery whit the caption "dissection of the rectovaginal fascia" that was on page 5.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:08 No.4194258
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:16 No.4194331
    the deeper this thread goes the more anal we all get with eachother
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:18 No.4194351
    A lot of people who has been posting here lately have better be vegetarians. It isn't as if deer are the only animals that you need to do such things to before eating..
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:18 No.4194352
    Guys, please stop, you're scaring me. :(
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:21 No.4194381
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:23 No.4194390
    It's not the fact that you have to do it. I'm fine with that. Still doesn't make carving up a deer's asshole any less disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:23 No.4194395
    fruit?? o god
    >> BLARGH !Xu4NMccVp2 04/05/09(Sun)18:23 No.4194398
    PEOPLE, WHAT THE FUCK? Have you never hunted or seen anyone else hunt? When you gut game, you've got to do that, else you'll get shit all over everything. Not nice. The same reason you've got to be extra careful when removing the bladder (spilling urine to the game's body cavity has a chance of spoiling the meat).
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:25 No.4194416
    I aint never hunted before.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:25 No.4194422

    You do realize that meat comes from supermarkets, right? Hunting is just for sport.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:26 No.4194428
    >hunting is just for penis compensation
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:27 No.4194438
    1: Hunting is not as common nowadays as you seem to think.
    2: see>>4194390
    >> Schrödinger !!HabIEzSQ0tA 04/05/09(Sun)18:27 No.4194439
    Its easier when they're on a hook, you just gotta make sure not to cut too deep. That said, you're more likely to have the whole slimy mess fall on you. Now *that* is gross.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:27 No.4194443
    PEOPLE, WHAT THE FUCK? Have you never played dark eldar or seen anyone play them? When you play dark eldar, you've got to do that, else you'll get shit all over everything. Not nice. The same reason you've got to be extra careful when removing the minis in combat (spilling urine to the game's table cavity has a chance of spoiling the fun).
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:28 No.4194447
    a recto blade would be a truly fearsome weapon in the hands of someone who had many ranks in escape artist
    >> BLARGH !Xu4NMccVp2 04/05/09(Sun)18:30 No.4194468
    >>(spilling urine to the game's table cavity has a chance of spoiling the fun)
    Not that I've noticed.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:31 No.4194473
    bullets are cheaper than meat
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:36 No.4194532
    thats why i eat bullets
    >> you should chase them with a good multivitamin Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:40 No.4194575
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:43 No.4194600
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    I work at a sporting goods store, and we have these great things
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:46 No.4194616
    Aw, hell naw!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:46 No.4194622
    I'm sure some fag has but that in their ass and tried.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:48 No.4194636
    funny typo is funny
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:51 No.4194673
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    pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:53 No.4194692
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    This deer butt face needs to be punished with a recto blade
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:54 No.4194702
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    people create some horrible things..
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/05/09(Sun)18:56 No.4194716
    I guess this is what happens when GW runs out places to put spiky bits and skulls.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:57 No.4194720
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)18:58 No.4194741

    Y U DO DIS?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)19:15 No.4194876
    What the hell is that for?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)19:16 No.4194894
    You shove it up the deer's ass and twist and pull to rip the pooper out.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)19:18 No.4194914
    rolled 7 = 7

    damn dark eldar and their
    >rectal blades
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)19:31 No.4195032
    How did this thread become so engorged?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)19:35 No.4195070
    this thread is strange
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)20:30 No.4195395
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    epic /tg thread
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)20:33 No.4195410
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    Heres one kind of recto blade
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)20:36 No.4195424
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)20:37 No.4195427
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)20:42 No.4195461
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    here we see a man deploying his dual recto blades
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)23:45 No.4196907
    So do rectoblades make them assassassins?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/09(Sun)23:55 No.4196980
    Autosaging? In my /tg/.

    Don't hope so.

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