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Maybe I'll write more later. If this last segment didn't prove me a total incompetent, of course.
04/04/09(Sat)02:44 No.4179351"The cells with the red lights are dead," The guardswoman leaned in, lowering her rifle, but not slinging it to the side quite yet, as she peered at the junk covering the ork, "Though you make up for it with that bolt pistol."
"Eh?" The ork blinked, then glanced to his side, then beamed, "Oi, yeh, zoggin' roight!" The ork proudly raised his trophy, pointing it in the sky, "Made a good dakka noise when I foired it off!"
"You...You shot it off?" "Yer," The ork shrugged, "Gotta figure out whether or not it wuz good, roight? Now," Frowned the ork, lifting the gun and looking in the barrel, contemplating the mysteries of the universe, "It doesn't make any mo' dakka... Oi figger tho, that ifn' oi add anudda barrel, git me anudda sickle unda dere, it'll get right shooty," the ork took on a lecturing tone at this point, and despite herself, the guardswoman found herself lowering her gun, shaking her head at the small, well mannered ork in front of her. The finger remained on the trigger, however.
The ork babbled on that day, as she followed the thing back to its "Camp" as it called it. The runty thing had burrowed a hole in the remains of what was once a wartrukk. The loot gathered by the ork was most impressive- not hampered by strength, common sense, and financial concerns, the ork had gathered (So soon after the battle had ended, even) a heavy bolter missing a barrel, a partially melted flamer, half of a set of carapace armor, a command desk, some long dead servitors, and a wider array of equally exotic (And mostly useless) items.
"Wow." "Iz great, innit?" The small ork turned to her, puffed his chest out, "Miffgrod'll be the one wit' da flashest kit when da boss'll come back!"
"Miffgrod...That's your name then?" "Yer." "And your boss?"
>AND THEN THE WRITEFAG WAS A FAILURE GOOD NIGHT |