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    542 KB Khorne Quest Part 2 Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:08 No.4126947  
    Ok, let's recap as to what has happened so far. You've found yourself in what appears to be an IMPERIAL FACILITY. You don't know how you got here. You have very little SANITY and VOCABULARY. You have a BLOODY NOTE that you can't quite decipher with your LIMITED VOCABULARY
    You recently killed an OGRYN with your newly acquired CHAINSWORD. And you've apparently taken a SCARED GUARDSMAN under your wing.
    The SCARED GUARDSMAN had SOILED himself creating a GAWD AWFUL SMELL.
    A COMMISSAR armed with a LASPISTOL and POWERFIST has challenged you to battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:09 No.4126961
    engage in discourse.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:10 No.4126963
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    oh yes, you also deflected the COMMISSAR's POWERFIST with your FACE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:10 No.4126969
    Wash blood off of yourself! That's disgusting!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:11 No.4126974
    Rip the Guardsman in half and use it as a weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:11 No.4126975
    >>4126963
    no, I'm pretty sure we PARRIED the powerfist with our face.
    >> XBAX !!rgEcJKbT6SB 03/29/09(Sun)21:12 No.4126981
    throw SCARED GUARDSMAN at COMMISSAR in an attempt to disable him
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:12 No.4126983
    >>4126975
    ah yes, my mistake

    You PARRIED the COMMISSAR'S POWERFIST with your FACE.

    what will /tg/ do to fight back?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:12 No.4126986
    Apply the source of the GAWD AWFUL SMELL to the COMMISSAR's FACE.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:13 No.4126995
    Rip the Commissar's powerfist off of his arm.

    Preferably rip the commissar's arm off his body.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:13 No.4127003
    convince him, using the SOILED GUARDSMAN, that you're a SPESS MEHREEN in disguise.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:17 No.4127029
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    >Apply the source of the GAWD AWFUL SMELL to the COMMISSAR's FACE
    >throw SCARED GUARDSMAN at COMMISSAR in an attempt to disable him

    You throw the GAWD AWFUL SMELLING SCARED GUARDSMAN at the COMMISSAR.
    The GUARDSMAN knocks the COMMISSAR over.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:18 No.4127036
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    Hey guys can I play? My singular, large breast can distract the enemy. Besides, I can't find my way home because I hooked my respirator up to feed me pure COCAINE!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:19 No.4127042
    Use the SCARED GUARDSMAN as an IMPROVISED WEAPON to beat the COMMISSAR to death.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:19 No.4127047
    >>4127036

    ..................no
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:20 No.4127051
    >>4127029
    NOW WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED. GET READY TO WRASSLE. Optionally, declare "IMMAH MAKE YEW SQUEAL, PIGGAH."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:20 No.4127053
    Shove BLOODY NOTE in COMMISSAR's face.
    >> XBAX !!rgEcJKbT6SB 03/29/09(Sun)21:20 No.4127056
    >>4127029
    LEAP WITH INCREDIBLE VIGOR at the COMMISSAR and RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:21 No.4127060
    Give Commissar lessons in Russian History!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:22 No.4127068
    MAIM the commissioner by ripping his arms off then make him translate the note. Do this slowly so that your new cultist can watch and learn. Then take the hat and give it to your new cultist. Show him how awesome Khorne is.
    >> Fault 03/29/09(Sun)21:22 No.4127072
    If he's still alive after all that he's one hell of a commisar
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:23 No.4127076
    Engage in Political Discussion!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:24 No.4127084
    Shove the chainsword through the guardsman to get to the commisar
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:25 No.4127092
    Spit acid at the enemy!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:26 No.4127099
    Get a towel and clean that blood off of yourself!
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:26 No.4127103
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    >LEAP WITH INCREDIBLE VIGOR at the COMMISSAR and RIP AND TEAR
    >Shove BLOODY NOTE in COMMISSAR's face.

    You tear off the COMMISSAR'S POWERFIST ARM and shove the BLOODY NOTE into his face.
    The COMMISSAR just stares blankly, unsure of what just happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:27 No.4127117
    use that claw thing on top of your helmet to GRAPPLE the COMMISSAR. recreate that fight between YARRICK and that FUCKING HUGE ORK, except you're pretending to be YARRICK
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:27 No.4127120
    >>4127103
    YELL at COMMISSAR to show that you're PISSED AS HELL.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:28 No.4127122
    >>4127103

    Aw fuck, is he dead?

    Whatever.

    Give COMMISSAR's POWER FIST to SCARED GUARDSMAN.

    Take COMMISSAR's HAT and place on top of HEAD.

    I am the new Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:28 No.4127123
    >>4127103
    now TAKE THE ADVANTAGE and SHOVE THE POWERFIST THROUGH HIS FACE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:28 No.4127126
    >>4127103
    TEND to COMMISSAR'S WOUND.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:28 No.4127129
    >>4127103
    READ THIS FOR ME.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:29 No.4127133
    The COMMISSAR isn't dead...everyone is just SILENT
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:29 No.4127137
    Kill everything
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:31 No.4127146
    >>4127120
    This sounds a bit Khorny if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:31 No.4127147
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    >READ THIS FOR ME.

    you yell KILL BURN BURN BURN MAIM!!!!
    Thanks to your LIMITED VOCABULARY, the COMMISSAR doesn't understand what you say.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:31 No.4127154
    ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE BY SMACKING COMMISSAR IN THE FACE.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:33 No.4127169
    Do all followers of Khorne go through this on every mission?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:34 No.4127175
    POINT at the COMMISSAR, then POINT at the BLOODY NOTE, then POINT back at the COMMISSAR.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:34 No.4127179
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    With the COMMISSAR's other arm, he shoots you with his LASPISTOL at full power. making a BLACK SMOULDER of your armor's pauldron
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:34 No.4127185
    >>4127147
    POINT at NOTE
    "KILL!! MAIM BURN?! KILL! KILL!!! BURN MAIM BURN... KILL!!!!"
    You are nothing if not a polite berserker, so of course we're going to take such a formal tone with him.
    >> XBAX !!rgEcJKbT6SB 03/29/09(Sun)21:35 No.4127195
    >>4127179
    surely this would push you over the limit of your self control

    CRUSH COMMISSARS SKULL with FIST
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:35 No.4127198
    >>4127179
    RIP THE COMMISSAR'S ARM OFF
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:35 No.4127199
    >>4127179
    EAT PISTOL
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:36 No.4127204
    >>4127179
    CHARGE COMMISSAR and EAT HIS FACE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:36 No.4127205
    Rip off the comissars OTHER arm, and write on the ground "READ THIS NOTE!"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:36 No.4127208
    >>4127179

    TEAR OFF the COMMISSAR's other arm and apply the fresh blood to re-paint the SMOULDER.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:38 No.4127222
    rolled 17 = 17

    will save to not kill comissar
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:38 No.4127223
    Rip off other pauldron, beat him to death with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:38 No.4127224
    This is all incredibly frustrating.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:39 No.4127233
    FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
    use GUARDSMAN to READ NOTE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:40 No.4127242
    >>4127224
    Now you know why khornate are so angry all the time.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:41 No.4127250
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    >RIP THE COMMISSAR'S ARM OFF

    You rip off the other arm.

    Your GUARDSMAN companion seems to get to grips with things and tells the COMMISSAR, "Sir, I think he wants you to read the note sir!"

    "Is that so?" The COMMISSAR replys
    >> XBAX !!rgEcJKbT6SB 03/29/09(Sun)21:42 No.4127258
    >>4127250
    this commissar is well composed for having recently had both his arms ripped off. How long till he bleeds to death I wonder
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:42 No.4127259
    >>4127250

    CACKLE MANIACALLY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:43 No.4127272
    Helpfully use lasgun to cauterize his wounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:44 No.4127277
    Better make sure that tricky commissar doesn't lie to you. Rip off his legs too
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:45 No.4127282
    >>4127258
    He's probably been in this exact situation before.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:45 No.4127284
    Call in a TZEENTCH sorcerer to regrow the COMISSARS ARMS, then induct him into CHAOS as your follower.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:47 No.4127300
    >>4127250
    That doesn't look like a note you are holding there, Mr. Berserker.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:48 No.4127307
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    sorry for long as crap delay...stupid internet connection

    The COMMISSAR reads the note to you
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:50 No.4127327
    >>4127307
    Grab everything and find a spaceship.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:50 No.4127328
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    >>4127307
    Have the commissar lead us to wherever the guardsmen are escaping from!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:50 No.4127330
    Help induct the Guardsman into the fold. Have him finish off the commissar then paint him in blood.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:51 No.4127331
    >>4127307

    CACKLE MANIACALLY.

    Then, CRUMPLE the BLOODY NOTE and drop it on the COMMISSAR's chest.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:51 No.4127333
    Quick question:
    What drawfag is this one?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:52 No.4127341
    >>4127307
    TEAR OFF COMMISSAR'S LEGS!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:53 No.4127347
    TAKE FUCKING COMMISSAR HAT. DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:54 No.4127350
    KILL the NOTE, EAT the COMMISSAR, drive GUARDSMAN to SAFETY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:54 No.4127351
    >>4127333
    some guy named Khorga.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:54 No.4127354
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    >Have the commissar lead us to wherever the guardsmen are escaping from!
    >Help induct the Guardsman into the fold. Have him finish off the commissar then paint him in blood.

    The commissar won't help you at all. So you force the GUARDSMAN into killing the COMMISSAR himself.
    "I'm terribly sorry sir..."

    "Traito--"
    The GUARDSMAN used a highpowered LASGUN shot into the COMMISSAR'S head.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:56 No.4127366
    >>4127354

    Replace inductee's SOILED PANTS with COMMISSAR'S BLOODY PANTS, then make way to spaceships
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:56 No.4127370
    >>4127354
    TAKE
    COMMISSAR
    HAAAAAAAAT.

    PERHAPS THE GUARDSMEN WILL BE MORE OBIDENANT.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:57 No.4127374
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    Name the guardsman Albert; tell him he is your bestest friend now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:58 No.4127386
    >>4127354
    Use your LIMITED VOCABULARY and lack of SANITY to coerce the SCARED GUARDSMEN into following you to wherever the GUARDSMEN are evacuating to.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:58 No.4127387
    >>4127351
    Good.
    I was about to flood the shit out of this thread because I thought it was Lulz-chan with other name/tripcode.
    Proceed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)21:59 No.4127390
    I take it that the commissioner reading the note increased our vocabulary. So can we now shout FOR THE EMPEROR when tearing guardsmen in half?
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)21:59 No.4127391
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    >TAKE
    COMMISSAR
    HAAAAAAAAT.

    You put on the COMMISSAR'S HAT
    .....
    The GUARDSMAN looks at you like you're stupid or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:00 No.4127399
    >>4127391

    CACKLE MANIACALLY!!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:00 No.4127404
    >>4127391
    SHOUT "I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR"
    USE COMMISSAR'S BLOODY BODY TO ANOINT YOUR CULTIST ANEW.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:00 No.4127405
    >>4127391
    THREATEN the SCARED GUARDSMAN with your LIMITED VOCABULARY. Then go on a BLOODY RAMPAGE.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:01 No.4127407
    >>4127391
    give the guardsman n order, hopefully now he can partially understand your limited vocabulary.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:01 No.4127409
    This is somewhat similar to Dorf Quest in it's liberal use of flipping out and killing things.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:02 No.4127414
    take the commissar's hat! give it to the guardsman!
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:03 No.4127420
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    >CACKLE MANIACALLY!!

    You begin cackling. perhaps you thought of a bloody plan?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:04 No.4127426
    Shout I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:04 No.4127430
    >>4127420
    USE CHAINSWORD on COMMISSAR
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:04 No.4127434
    >>4127420

    Bloody Plan: Blood for the Blood God
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:05 No.4127439
    make GUARDSMAN lead you to EVACUATION ZONE
    BLEND IN PERFECTLY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:05 No.4127443
    >>4127420
    SMEAR GUARDSMEN WITH BLOOD. SMEAR GUARDSMEN ON WALL TO MAKE THE SYMBOL OF YOUR GOD. SET GUARDSMEN DOWN. POINT TO SYMBOL. SHOUT AT GUARDSMEN.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:05 No.4127446
    >>4127420
    Now GO EXPLORING with the SCARED GUARDSMAN in tow
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:05 No.4127448
    >>4127420

    PUNCH through the nearest WALL while CACKLING with GUARDSMAN in tow.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:06 No.4127453
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    >Shout I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR

    NO, NOT MY LINE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:06 No.4127455
    >>4127446
    >>4127448
    towmind
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:08 No.4127461
    >>4127453
    It seems as though all we're doing is wasting time for the time-wasting god
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:09 No.4127470
    fucking HEADBUTT GUARDSMAN, DRAG GUARDSMAN to EVAC POINT, HILARITY ENSUES
    ... and EAT COMMISSAR
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:09 No.4127471
    >>4127461
    Well, this really isn't the brightest berzerker to tread the Warp. It's gonna take a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:09 No.4127473
    >>4127461

    TIME FOR THE WASTE GOD?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:09 No.4127475
    Realize that your LIMITED VOCABULARY only applies to English and begin speaking fluent German to SACRED GUARDSMAN.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:10 No.4127477
    Hug John
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:10 No.4127479
    >>4127420

    Point at note,especialy part about LEAVING and EXTERMINOUS. Attempt to utter "SPACEPORT!" Hopefully cultist-to-be will get the point and show the way to the spaceport.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:11 No.4127481
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    >make GUARDSMAN lead you to EVACUATION >ZONE
    >BLEND IN PERFECTLY
    >PUNCH through the nearest WALL while >CACKLING with GUARDSMAN in tow.

    Using your LIMITED VOCABULARY (or the GUARDSMAN is LEARNING your SPEECH), you convince the GUARDSMAN to lead you to the DOCKING BAY.
    "It's quite far away tho--oh never mind"
    You punch through the nearest wall toward its general direction.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:12 No.4127489
    >>4127453
    SMEAR GUARDSMEN WITH BLOOD. SMEAR GUARDSMEN ON WALL TO MAKE THE SYMBOL OF YOUR GOD. SET GUARDSMEN DOWN. POINT TO SYMBOL. SHOUT AT GUARDSMEN
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:13 No.4127498
    LOOK OUT THE WALL? WHATS THERE?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:13 No.4127499
    >>4127481

    Run in a straight line towards escape ship. trample over any guardsmen in your path.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:13 No.4127501
    >>4127481
    Continue PUNCHING WALLS until you reach the SPACEPORT. Then, KILL EVERYONE and SNEAK onto a SHIP... not necessarily in that order.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:14 No.4127511
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    You seem to have caught a GUARDSMAN with his PANTS down..
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:14 No.4127513
    >>4127481

    OH YEAH!
    push GUARDSMAN through HOLE IN WALL. follow GUARDSMAN, shout FOR THE EMPRAH using LIMITED VOCABULARY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:15 No.4127517
    >>4127489
    seconded!
    convert the guardsman to KHORNE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:16 No.4127527
    >>4127511

    Take READING MATERIAL from PANTLESS GUARDSMAN's HANDS

    Point at COMMISSAR's HAT, then point back at PANTSLESS GUARDSMAN
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:16 No.4127528
    GRAB THE GUARDSMEN ON THE TOILET AND USE HIS FACE TO PUNCH THROUGH THE NEXT WALL.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:16 No.4127535
    >>4127517
    >>convert the guardsman to BLOODY PASTE

    FIFY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:16 No.4127536
    >>4127511

    kidnap new GUARDSMAN. start own COMMAND SQUAD
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:16 No.4127537
    >>4127511

    Claim pants for our new best friend.

    Also, kill, maim, and burn
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:16 No.4127540
    STEAL guardsman PANTS

    FORCE HIM TO CONVERT OF HE WOTN GET PANTS BACK.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:17 No.4127544
    >>4127511
    Attempt to CONVERT GUARDSMAN using LIMITED VOCABULARY. If this fails, RIP LIMBS OFF of GUARDSMAN and CONTINUE to DOCKING BAY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:17 No.4127545
    >>4127511
    Threaten to *BLAM!* the guardsman if he doesn't help you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:18 No.4127548
    We must start our own platoon! The first guardsman can be KILL, this one can be MAIM, and if we find a third, he will be BURN.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:18 No.4127549
    Use LIMITED VOCABULARY to say "HERESY!"

    FLUSH new GUARDSMEN PASTE down COMMODE.
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:18 No.4127558
    >>4127540
    >>4127536
    SOMETHING LIKE THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:19 No.4127567
    Can we request a list of our LIMITED VOCABULARY words we're able to say here?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:19 No.4127570
    >>4127548
    Oh my good god seconded
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:20 No.4127573
    Pick up the GUARDSMAN by the leg, grab the pants, spine the GUARDSMAN over your head while shouting gibberish and bring the GUARDSMAN crashing down on the TOILET, causing an explosion of blood, flesh, porcelain and bone fragments.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:20 No.4127574
    >>4127527
    >>Point at COMMISSAR's HAT, then point back at PANTSLESS GUARDSMAN
    This
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:20 No.4127578
    >>4127567
    Main, Kill Burn, Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull throne
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:22 No.4127592
    LET'S JUST KILL SOME SHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:22 No.4127593
    YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE YET TO DO? CLAIM SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR SOME SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. CHAINSWORD, ACTION, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:22 No.4127598
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    >kidnap new GUARDSMAN. start own COMMAND SQUAD

    You grab the second GUARDSMAN and continue to bash through walls toward the DOCKINGBAY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:23 No.4127601
    >>4127573
    and possibly feces, depending on when we interrupted him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:23 No.4127610
    >>4127598
    yay. Using LIMITED VOCABULARY, attempt to chat up the guardsmen so that they come to respect you as a commander.
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:23 No.4127612
    >>4127598
    Holy fuck this is a really awesome "quest" so far.
    >> Fault 03/29/09(Sun)22:24 No.4127614
    i'm all for lettin' him join the squad. But does he really deserve his pants back?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:24 No.4127615
    >>4127598
    How I wish there was still an approved Lost and the Damned codex...
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:24 No.4127620
    >>4127610
    Fuck that, TO THE DOCKING BAY!!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:25 No.4127631
    >>4127620
    I meant to do that as you charge towards the docking bay... no harm in a little conversation?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:26 No.4127635
    DUAL-WIELD both GUARDSMEN, OH YEAH! through WALLS until you reach SPACEPORT. BLAM any new GUARDSMEN on the way, claim SKULLS FOR THE EMPRAH
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:26 No.4127639
    nice khorne berserker is nice
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:27 No.4127643
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    As you bash through walls, you find TWO GUARDSMAN sitting by a LASCANNON
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:27 No.4127649
    >>4127643
    THROW GUARDSMAN AT IT! DO IT NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:28 No.4127661
    >>4127643
    If there are no officers nearby, run at them waving your chainsword like a maniach and hope it breaks their morale.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:28 No.4127662
    >>4127643
    Use your Khornate charm to convert them to your side, then dual wield FISTFUL OF GUARDSMEN and LASCANNON and continue to the docking bay.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:28 No.4127663
    >>4127643

    Kill GUARDSMEN. Pick up LASCANNON. Use as RANGED WEAPON.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 03/29/09(Sun)22:28 No.4127664
    >>4127643
    RECRUIT GUARDSMEN

    TAKE LASCANNON
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:28 No.4127668
    >>4127643

    oh fuck yes. using DUAL-WIELDED GUARDSMEN, CAPTURE LAS-CANNON. mount LASCANNON on GUARDSMEN, creating GUARDSMEN-LAS-CHUCKS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:29 No.4127671
    >>4127643
    HEAVY WEAPONS are for pansies. CRUSH lascannon with BLOODY RAGE to show dominance and command authority.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:29 No.4127675
    Where did our chainsword go?
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 03/29/09(Sun)22:29 No.4127677
    >>4127671
    ARE YOU STUPID?

    HEAVY WEAPONS ARE GOOD FOR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS

    CHAINSWORDS ARE FOR PUSSIES ANYWAY
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:29 No.4127678
    >>4127668
    OH GOD YES!

    Too bad he doesnt have the McGuyver skills for that.
    >> Fault 03/29/09(Sun)22:30 No.4127680
    crap, we have four guardsmen and only three names to call them
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:30 No.4127683
    >>4127668
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:30 No.4127685
    Take Las cannon and new guardsmen
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:30 No.4127689
    >>4127680
    We can call one Dismember!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:30 No.4127693
    >>4127680
    Maim, Kill, Burn, and... Skulls?
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:31 No.4127697
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    "YOU'RE WEARING MY SIS'S HAT!! YOU BASTARD!! PREPARE TO FEEL THE JUSTICE OF THE EMPRAH!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:31 No.4127701
    >>4127697
    Maim, kill and then burn this guy.
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:31 No.4127705
    >>4127697
    THROW GUARDSMEN AT HIM. YOU NOW HAVE 2 GUARDSMEN AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:32 No.4127707
    >>4127678

    use CHAINSWORD on SPARE GUARDSMAN, use SINEW to TIE LASCANNON to DUAL-WIELDED GUARDSMEN
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:32 No.4127710
    >>4127697
    ....The Commissar was female?

    Also, scribble quality is decreasing rapidly.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:32 No.4127712
    >>4127697

    IMPALE this GUARDSMAN onto the LASCANNON

    RECRUIT other GUARDSMAN
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:33 No.4127715
    Take new Guardsmen, put lascannon on pauldron
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:33 No.4127722
    After killing the guardsman who is challenging you, stop for a minute and have a rest followed by brief but meaningful conversation with your followers/
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:33 No.4127723
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    Your hand are full of GUARDSMAN, so you CHARGE at the HEAVY WEAPONS TEAM
    Taking a SHOULDER FULL OF LASCANNON on the way. But you shrug it off.
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:34 No.4127730
    >>4127723
    Who the fuck told you to do that?

    YOU'RE NOT EVEN TAKING REQUESTS ANYMORE ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:34 No.4127734
    >>4127723
    Use your Khornate charm and limited vocabulary! do it!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:34 No.4127735
    >>4127723
    HEADBUTT the LASCANNON until it BREAKS. Then TEAR MAIM BURN!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:35 No.4127740
    >>4127730
    All the requests were retarded, shut up
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:35 No.4127748
    >>4127697
    That commissar was a chick?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:36 No.4127751
    Keep running, grabbing guard as you go. If you form a command squad, they'll think they've been promoted, so they'll listen to you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:36 No.4127758
    >>4127730

    Hush you, he might be getting to one. They can be mutli-parted, you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:36 No.4127759
    >>4127740

    even the las-chucks?
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 03/29/09(Sun)22:37 No.4127760
    >>4127740
    YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:37 No.4127762
    >>4127740
    That's kinda the point... look at how intelligent we've been so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:37 No.4127771
    POINT AT SCARED GUARDSMAN, SAY "MAIM!"

    POINT AT PANTSLESS GUARDSMAN, SAY "KILL"

    FIND FEMALE GUARDSMAN, KIDNAP HER, NAME HER "BURN"

    PAINT SMILEY FACE ON EACH NEW RECRUIT. IN BLOOD.

    AND DUAL-WIELD PANTSLESS AND SHIT-STAINED GUARDSMEN TO BREAK THE SPIRITS OF ALL WHO STAND BEFORE US
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:37 No.4127773
    >>4127730
    Meet
    >>4127663
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:38 No.4127775
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    >IMPALE this GUARDSMAN onto the LASCANNON


    >Who the fuck told you to do that?
    well...you gotta get to them SOMEHOW ;)

    The other GUARDSMAN makes a run for it to the DOCKING BAYS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:39 No.4127786
    Follow other guard, snatch him up, and run through nearest door.
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:40 No.4127797
    >>4127775
    THROW SHITSTAIN(AKA MAIM) AT HIM!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:41 No.4127807
    >>4127775

    Grab LASCANNON on one arm, grab COMMAND SQUAD in other arm, pursue FLEEING GUARDSMAN while yelling "MAIM KILL BURN" or cackling maniacally.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:41 No.4127808
    >>4127775
    FIRE THE LASCANNON
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:41 No.4127809
    >>4127723

    At some point in the distant future,

    REMOVE HELMET!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:41 No.4127811
    Use psychological warfare to break the spirits of the guardsmen by playing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIq_tUwRxo
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:43 No.4127824
    >>4127786
    >>4127807
    >>4127775

    These
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:44 No.4127830
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    >POINT AT SCARED GUARDSMAN, SAY "MAIM!"

    >POINT AT PANTSLESS GUARDSMAN, SAY "KILL"
    You put the two GUARDSMAN down and NAME THEM
    SCARED GUARDSMAN is no longer SCARED....He's now INSANE..like you.
    The other GUARDSMAN pulls his pants up
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:45 No.4127840
    THROW LASCANNON AT GUARDSMAN TO IMPALE HIM ON OTHER END

    TIE MAIM AND KILL TO LASCANNON ENDS

    PUSH DEAD GUARDSMEN TO MIDDLE FOR USE AS HANDLES

    USE RESULT AS FLAIL
    >> Teens are still idiots. 03/29/09(Sun)22:45 No.4127843
    >>4127830
    AAAAAAAAAND Goodnight, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:46 No.4127850
    >>4127830
    SWEET. Now convert the other one quickly before grabbing your cannon and heading to the docking bay.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:46 No.4127853
    >>4127830
    Give Maim the Lascannon, he looks like the responsible one!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:46 No.4127856
    >>4127830

    Grab running guardsman, you need to name him "Burn"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:48 No.4127872
    >>4127856
    >>4127856
    >>4127856
    >>4127856
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:48 No.4127874
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAfPGgzcOVY&feature=related

    Scream these opening lines.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:49 No.4127881
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    >THROW LASCANNON AT GUARDSMAN TO IMPALE HIM

    You throw the LASCANNON like a spear at the GUARDSMAN, impaling him through the chest.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:49 No.4127883
    >THROW LASCANNON AT GUARDSMAN TO IMPALE HIM ON OTHER END

    IT IS A GOOD PAIN
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:49 No.4127891
    >>4127881
    That is not how you name him burn!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:50 No.4127896
    Damn, now we're down a potential guardsman.

    How about we name the Lascannon "Burn" instead?

    Yeah, that's it!

    Grab LASCANNON. Point at LASCANNON, say "BURN!"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:51 No.4127899
    >>4127881
    Now that we've taught him a lesson, name him burn, then let's get back on track.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:51 No.4127900
    >>4127891
    That was the one fleeing twords docking bay doors.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:53 No.4127907
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    >Give Maim the Lascannon, he looks like the responsible one!

    You hand MAIM the LASCANNON. Using his MANLY PHYSIQUE (lol), MAIM handles it with ease.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:54 No.4127913
    >>4127907
    Now go get some skulls or something
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:54 No.4127917
    >Grab LASCANNON. Point at LASCANNON, say "BURN!"

    You also name the LASCANNON 'Burn'
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:55 No.4127922
    TAKE the SKULLS of the DEAD
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:56 No.4127928
    >>4127917
    NOW GO KILL THINGS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:56 No.4127932
    >>4127922
    Oh, and ATTACH the SKULLS to your FASHIONABLE HAT
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:56 No.4127935
    >>4127907
    Find someone to name Burn
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:56 No.4127936
    >>4127928
    >>4127928

    No!! CACKLE MANIACALLY instead!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:57 No.4127941
    >>4127932

    COMMISSAR TRAINING COMPLETE
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)22:58 No.4127949
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    >TAKE the SKULLS of the DEAD
    you find ONE FRACTURED SKULL
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:58 No.4127950
    >>4127936
    Geez Khorne picked a useless-ass marine for this mission.
    Oh and isn't that exterminatus about to hit any second now?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:58 No.4127953
    >>4127907
    I can't tell if his expression is one of insane joy or if he's struggling to lift the lascannon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:59 No.4127961
    >>4127643

    Throw PANTLESS GUARDSMAN at them, CHARGE and KILL with CHAINSWORD
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)22:59 No.4127966
    >>4127950

    wouldn't you be useless if you had all these voices in your head telling you what to do?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:00 No.4127969
    TIE MAIM TO SHOULDERS

    HAVE HIM AIM LASCANNON THROUGH THING ON HEAD

    FIND FEMALE GUARDSMAN IN DOCKING BAY, RECRUIT HER, NAME HER "KILL"

    RECRUIT ENGINSEER, NAME HIM "RIP"

    RECRUIT PILOT, NAME HIM "TEAR"

    KILL EVERYONE ELSE, USE BLOOD TO PAINT NEW RIDE

    KILL ENOUGH COMMISSARS TO GIVE EVERYONE A COMMISSAR HAT, GIVE YOURSELF TWO
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:00 No.4127971
    >>4127907
    Well lets go to the docking bay shall we?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:01 No.4127982
    >>4127969
    Fucking Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:01 No.4127983
    >>4127949
    Continue on your original path
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:02 No.4127994
    >>4127969
    SORRY, NAME FEMALE GUARDSMAN "BURN"

    MY BAD
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:02 No.4127995
    >>4127966
    I'd be more pissed off, personally. Either way a mindless possessed marine probably would've gotten the job done by now... whatever the job is.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)23:02 No.4127998
    >Well lets go to the docking bay shall we?

    yes...lets
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:03 No.4128002
    >>4127949

    RUN to DOCKING BAY. If any another guardsman shows up THROW SKULL at them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:03 No.4128007
    >>4127949

    Attach FRACTURED SKULL to BURN (the LASCANNON) and fix the CHAINSWORD to it in a bayonet fashion as well.

    We gotta give our weapons a little CHAOS too.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:03 No.4128008
    >>4127995
    meet this guy:
    >>4127941
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)23:04 No.4128015
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    for some reason the pic didn't upload as it should have.

    You make your way to the DOCKING BAY DOORS on the other side of the room
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:04 No.4128019
    >>4128002
    Use Skull to extract more skulls from any one that attacks you
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:05 No.4128025
    >>4128008
    Commissar training? So then... mission accomplished?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:07 No.4128034
    >>4128007
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:07 No.4128035
    >>4128015

    Let MAIM use BURN to BLAST DOWN the door!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:07 No.4128036
    >>4128015

    use SKULLS and BLOOD to convert DOCKING BAY DOORS for KHORNE.
    use the HERETICAL DOORS HORRIBLE DISFIGURED GAPING MAW to extract further BLOOD and SKULLS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:07 No.4128040
    >>4128015
    Headbutt doors open and >>4128019
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:07 No.4128042
    EQUIP MAIM on your back.

    (so he may hold the lascannon and hand it to you when you need a melee weapon.)
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:08 No.4128044
    Autosaging has begun.

    Recommend we evac to new thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:09 No.4128048
    So when does the exterminatus kill us?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:09 No.4128050
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    This would be better with a more likable protagonist. Perhaps some kind of small rabbit of some sort, perhaps.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:09 No.4128052
    >>4128015
    Decide that MAIM has to pull his weight and get him to blow the door open with the LAS CANNON.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)23:11 No.4128066
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    >Let MAIM use BURN to BLAST DOWN the door

    >seconded

    Using a little bit of CHAOS, the FRACTURED SKULL and CHAINSWORD attaches to BURN.
    MACGYVER SKILLS +1

    MAIM proceds to blast the DOCKINGBAY DOORS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:13 No.4128072
    >>4128066

    FUCK YEAH.

    Now, THROW our new pet KILL out through the docking bay doors to see if anything shoots at him, takes notice, or see if he does something clever.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:14 No.4128074
    >>4128066
    Pick up Maim, Burn and Kill, and run through remains of door.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)23:14 No.4128077
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    And this is where we will end it for tonight.
    My browser takes too freaking long to refresh for some reason....
    >> KHORNE 03/29/09(Sun)23:15 No.4128087
    I AM PLEASED BY THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:16 No.4128090
    >>4128077
    DAMN!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:17 No.4128097
    >>4128087
    FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:18 No.4128102
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    >>4128048
    In five minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:21 No.4128115
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    I approve of this quest.
    >> Khorga 03/29/09(Sun)23:21 No.4128116
    whoever knows how to archive this, do so if you want. I'm going to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:33 No.4128214
    Go to 4chanarchive.org

    Request interface on the left

    Punch in the thread ID (4126947), select board /tg/, enter in the captcha.

    That's it. Need a couple more to do this for archival.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)23:53 No.4128354
    Dude, use http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html instead. It's a better archive JUST FOR THIS BOARD.
    >> Not OP 03/30/09(Mon)00:38 No.4128764
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    Our trio in scribblefaggotry.



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