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    54 KB Dorf Quest XXIX Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:37 No.4118012  
    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn, Manage the Goldmoon Slayers, Baby Stuff

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 970

    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity
    Finlay's Hat
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (52) Top Two: The Phantom, The Repulsive
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:38 No.4118021
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    Aldwin has arrived at the guild hall. He'd spent the rest of the day yesterday trying to fix the windmill, with limited success. After a night's rest and a kiss goodbye, you left early, and made good time - it is now almost noon.

    It looks like construction has already begun on the new hall. They seem to be making good progress.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:38 No.4118025
    ask cultist if she knows where to find a Djinn
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:39 No.4118029
    >Dorf Quest XXIX

    Do people even care anymore..?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:39 No.4118032
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    Aldwin enters the guild hall!

    There seem to be a few assassins discussing... something... in the main hall. Aldwin recognizes the two whose faces he can see - Mace, the elf who teaches CQC, and Nana, the priestess of Poseidon. Her mutations are a result of a bad run-in with an enemy priest of Xom - a real tragedy, as Aldwin heard she used to be so beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:40 No.4118038
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    Fuck yes, Dorf Quest time.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:41 No.4118042

    Manage shit
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:41 No.4118046
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    Aldwin approaches to say hi t
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:42 No.4118050
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:42 No.4118056

    Finlay? You're looking... um... good?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:43 No.4118060
    that's correct lettering for 29.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:43 No.4118064

    He's been through a lot, let him have his hat back to cover up
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:44 No.4118069
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    Aldwin woke up. His scream also woke up Cultist.
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:45 No.4118079


    ...wait, that would have been kind of cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:46 No.4118083

    Aw, horror finlay looked awesome too...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:53 No.4118109
    ok now you should ask cultist where one could find a djinn, also im guessing since cultist was asleep it's still night?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:54 No.4118116

    We need to get Cultist a bigger bed, she looks damn cramped on that thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:55 No.4118131
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    XD you tell 'em bro
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)22:58 No.4118149
    Speaking of Finlay, let's find his corpse and res him.

    In a straitjacket.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)22:59 No.4118154
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    Cultist asks if you are okay!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:01 No.4118168

    Tell her about your nightmare, and wonder if you are having guilt pangs for kinda sorta leading to Finlay's death when he was framed.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:01 No.4118170

    Whats that frilly thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:03 No.4118172
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:03 No.4118179
    see if she wants anal.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:03 No.4118180
    Go back to sleep, dream of this again, then tell Finlay "NO, FUCK YOU" and punch him in the nose to establish Dream-Superiority.

    Then ride him like a mechanical bull.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:04 No.4118186
    He was still evil, that's why the attack killed him to begin with
    We should plan out how we are going to rule the guild
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:06 No.4118198
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    Awww, poor Aldie. She asks if she can do anything to make you feel better...

    Its a sunflower. When Aldwin had an acid burn, Cultist's Xom's Touch healed the wound... by transforming it into a sunflower.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:07 No.4118208

    Gnome, are you trying to have us ask for a sex scene?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:07 No.4118209
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:11 No.4118235
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:12 No.4118243
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    No I would never do that.

    Lily bursts in. "I HEARD A CRASH IS EVERY- oh. Umm... sorry."

    Aldwin proposes pancakes, to break the awkward.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:12 No.4118250
    Xom is amused.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:13 No.4118256
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:14 No.4118262
    It's amazing we got Cultist pregnant, let alone did her at all
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:17 No.4118281
    A sunflower? DAAAWWW!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:18 No.4118286
    Well it was off screen, Roosterhalt could not hear us fapping.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:19 No.4118294
    of course, she can read these threads, and her rage is powered by ours. If she makes us rage, it makes her stronger.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:20 No.4118297
    Get up and throw blanket over lily to confuse her.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:20 No.4118299

    So, artistic oversight, or has Lily stopped mourning?

    Yes, I am nitpicking and it's not that important.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:23 No.4118317
    Yeah and what happened to the panels that were covering up the big hole?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:24 No.4118328

    They can't mourn forever.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:25 No.4118329
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    After a delicious pancake breakfast, Aldwin gets an early start off to the Assassin's Guild. He's got some big responsibilities ahead of him!

    Sure is a mistery, huh?

    Nah, she was in her PJs. ie; her underwear, considering the times.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:26 No.4118340

    Go to guild.

    Fix stuff!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:26 No.4118341

    We don't want to try and reign in an assassin's guild with that face. Put on your best attempt as a Badass Face so that you aren't laughed out of office.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:27 No.4118344
    Run back and give cultist another peck.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:29 No.4118353
    not in this order
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:31 No.4118362
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    They got it nicely refurbished.

    Badass face attempted!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:31 No.4118366
    Uhm. Shouldn't they hire someone to fix the windmill sooner or later?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:33 No.4118375

    lol oh, wow. Turn back with a pose to see if the girls approve.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:33 No.4118376

    Uhm. I think we need to work on that. To the guild! I am sure there are teachers willing to teach the badass face there!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:34 No.4118385
    Lets try and narrow our eyes more
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:36 No.4118394
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    Aldwin tries again!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:37 No.4118403
    quickly turn around to see who's behind you!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:37 No.4118405

    Hello, partially mouse-eaten elf-thing?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:38 No.4118407
    Turn about! Present your new and terrifying badass face.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:38 No.4118410
    Direct your BADASS GLARE at the person behind you!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:39 No.4118413
    ah, Aldwin, look behind you.

    Inb4 'there's nothing there'
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:40 No.4118426
    Get out of the way!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:43 No.4118441
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    BADASS GLARE redirected!

    The PLAGUE ZOMBIE is uneffected!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:45 No.4118454
    Leap back! Throw top monster card!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:46 No.4118456

    Jump back!

    Attempt to communicate.

    If hostile,

    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:47 No.4118463
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:48 No.4118473

    Use monster card, also face is greatly improved
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:51 No.4118495
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    Aldwin leaps back in time to avoid a grab! The zombie uses PLAGUE TECH: MICE ARMOR!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:52 No.4118503
    Shit. Draw monster card.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:54 No.4118508
    Mice? Lets see if we can summon a snake then
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:54 No.4118509

    Invoke Monster Card: Pied Piper
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/28/09(Sat)23:56 No.4118523
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    Aldwin summons a couple monsters! TOP TWO CARDS DRAWN!

    The Phantom and the Repulsive appear!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:57 No.4118527



    It'll probably kill it.

    What can possibly go wrong with that?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:57 No.4118528
    The repulsive is obviously interested. See if you can hook her up with plague Zombie.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:57 No.4118530
    Use cloak of obscurity and leave it to the monsters
    >> Anonymous 03/28/09(Sat)23:59 No.4118542
    A dagger probably won't hurt this zombie too much, and will require aldwin to get too close to use it. I vote to run along to the guild, and bypass the zombie.

    Then maybe get a proper weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:01 No.4118556


    What can possibly go wrong?

    Oh, and have the monsters attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:02 No.4118559
    Bad idea, we want to stat to make sure the monsters don't do anymore than fuck up the zombie.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:03 No.4118568
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    The hearts represent the obedience of a summoned creature. The Phantom's heart has been broken, however - it attacks Aldwin!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:03 No.4118571

    Hurr, I forgot the cards. Well, they can handle the zombie, while we run along.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:05 No.4118578
    crap, befriend it!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:05 No.4118580
    No repulsive on Zombie romance with phantom watching depressed from a distance? I'm sort of disappointed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:05 No.4118582
    Oh shit, tumble out of the way, pray to nemlex for assistance
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:06 No.4118590

    Session Power, befriend it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:09 No.4118610
    Befriend it. Running away is a poor idea, we don't want anymore Georges running about. We gotta tie ends in this game.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:11 No.4118614
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    Aldwin uses nearly-forgotten session power: Make a Friend! The Phantom stops its assault.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:12 No.4118618
    Well hot damn. How goes the zombie?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:13 No.4118622

    Are our session powers Heart of the Cards AND Make a Friend, or Heart of the Cards OR Make a Friend?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:14 No.4118634

    Now both of the monsters, Kill the zombie!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:17 No.4118655
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    It seems to be going well for the zombie.

    You have both powers separately.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:17 No.4118659
    Man is there anyway of telling the obedience level of a monster before you summon it?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:19 No.4118665
    Had no idea zombies bled. Send in the Phantom to finish him off. Try not to catch plague
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:19 No.4118668
    Phantom attack it! Meanwhile sneakily sneak behind it and stab it in the head. With your real dagger.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:20 No.4118677

    Thats not the zombie bleeding, it's our summon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:24 No.4118701
    Shit. That may be a problem
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:26 No.4118709
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    that isn't the zombie bleeding. The Repulsive's head was ripped off. It vanishes with a pained screech.

    Flanking achieved! It is immune to sneak attack damage however.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:28 No.4118726
    Shit. We need something to re-kill undead. Where's Beardbeard when you need him...
    Oh well, try drawing another card.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:29 No.4118733
    Make the phantom grapple with it and start stabbing away at the head. If that doesn't work cut it off.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:32 No.4118755
    what exactly is the AC of plague mice?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:36 No.4118776

    What are the top two cards of our decks?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:38 No.4118786
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    The phantom grapples the verminous being!

    Its MICE ARMOR peels off and pushes the phantom away!

    Unknown at this point. You have to spend time to determine the top two cards, and the current top two are in combat already.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:40 No.4118793
    Oh its that top fucking mouse in the head! Grab it and squeeze!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:41 No.4118800

    Stab the rat in the zombie's head! It must be controlling the zombie.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:43 No.4118813

    No way is something that powerful just attack us out of the blue. it is probably SUMMONED, maybe we could MAKE A FRIEND.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:44 No.4118818
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    Control mouse defeated!

    You have ensured your summons' deaths were not in vain! The plague zombie has been defeated.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:44 No.4118821
    This! Not
    We don't want to get infected
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:45 No.4118827
    Make friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:50 No.4118854
    Go to Assassin's Guild and have some people scout the area to find out why a zombie showed up in the middle of nowhere.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:51 No.4118866
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    The Phantom vanishes, its wounds too plentiful. The Zombie is now dead. Again. For real. Also that is a session power and has already been used.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:51 No.4118868
    And then go home to get cultist and Lily so we can take them to the guild and set up a proper guard
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:52 No.4118874
    Proceed to Assassin's Guild to inquire about rodent-controlled corpses.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:52 No.4118875
    >Also that is a session power and has already been used.

    Making a friend is NOT a session power! It's not something you could only use once a day or something! That's silly.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)00:54 No.4118888
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    Aldwin heads to the guild hall!

    It looks like construction has already begun on the new hall. They seem to be making good progress.

    Converting a summon is a session power, but I see what you were getting at now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:54 No.4118891

    It's a special ability that makes a summoned critter friendly.
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    You head in to inquire about plague rats!

    There seem to be a few assassins discussing... something... in the main hall. Aldwin recognizes the two whose faces he can see - Mace, the elf who teaches CQC, and Nana, the priestess of Poseidon. Her mutations are a result of a bad run-in with an enemy priest of Xom - a real tragedy, as Aldwin heard she used to be so beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:57 No.4118905
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:57 No.4118906
    next time make a friend is up we should summon a monster to be a bodyguard.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:58 No.4118908
    This... looks familiar. Try to not freak out, regardless.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)00:58 No.4118910
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:00 No.4118912


    Don't come near.

    Hail Mace and Nana and gesture them to come near you. Screw prophetic dreams. We're doing this differently.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:00 No.4118917
    Might cultist be able to do something about those mutations? Besides replace them with different, equally bad mutations.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)01:02 No.4118926
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    Aldwin breathes an audible sigh of relief to discover it is only Thod, the orc chef who feeds the guild.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:04 No.4118947
    YUMMY! Ask him what's for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:05 No.4118951

    Greet them. Tell them about your recent plague zombie experience.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:06 No.4118956

    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:10 No.4118980
    Is your mean face on? Establish that you are the boss now! GODBOSS!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:11 No.4118986
    But do it nicely. You'll want to have every friend you can get.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:12 No.4118993

    Meh. Nevada is THE BOSS, right now. We're a lackey.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)01:12 No.4118996
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    >Ask about plague zombies!

    Nana explains that they are a natural predator of this particular forest! Only 1 in a hundred of the mice are capable of commandeering a corpse - that mouse is called a Puppeteer Plague Mouse. Other plague mice aid the Puppeteer, but are otherwise normal mice. They aren't very common, but they are the main reason corpses in this area need to be cremated.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:14 No.4119003
    Thank politely. Ask if there's anything else you should know as the guild boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:14 No.4119006

    Ask how the rebuilding efforts are going and an update on the membership
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:14 No.4119007
    Is there a source of these puppeteer plague mice?

    Also does the guild have any jobs at this moment?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:16 No.4119020
    >Is there a source of these puppeteer plague mice?

    Let's not have another quest. We already have three. Three VERY IMPORTANT ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:17 No.4119021

    "Meh. Nothing so strange about it then. Just killed one. Shit was so cash. Say, was Finlay's corpse cremated?"

    Also, ask about recent guild activities.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)01:18 No.4119023
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    >So, Nevada says I am the new boss now!

    They find this hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:19 No.4119030

    SRS BISNS Face them
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:20 No.4119036
    Laugh along with them. You can see why they think it's so funny.

    Then tell them that they can ask Nevada about this when she gets back. She won't be pleased if she hears they haven't been obeying her orders - that is to say, obey you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:22 No.4119048
    Ask about Finlay. Yeah, he's kind of a dick, but it would be good to see if he's DEAD, at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:22 No.4119049
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:24 No.4119056
    Tell them that Nevada is on a SERIOUS quest and you mean business.
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    The 4 of you share a good laugh. Aldwin decides he will force the issue later, when it matters - for the moment, some general questions should be fine.

    >Say, was Finlay's corpse cremated?

    ...they quiet down considerably. Nana eventually replies "...he's dead?"

    No one besides you and Goldmoon and Cultist had witnessed his death, you realize - and apparently his body was never found.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:28 No.4119073

    Laugh with them. Aldwin is a pretty nice and swell guy. No need to push the point if they don't believe it. Just ask about things that need to be done and volunteer to help.

    Ask about Finlay's corpse. Fucker needs to STAY DEAD.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:28 No.4119074
    Just DEAD, not a WALKING one.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:29 No.4119076
    OH GOD could the zombie we just fought be him?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:29 No.4119079

    Inquire about any general guild stuff. Then, if there's nothing to stop you, ask about genies to get Goldmoon back.

    And if there's still time, ask about baby stuff. Surely at least one of them has kids? Could he or she give you some tips and heads-up of what's to come?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:30 No.4119081
    nah, that looked pretty elfy, what with the ears and all
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:30 No.4119084

    "Yes. Sadly, he perished while making an attempt at our great leader Goldmoon's life. I have no idea why he will do such a thing. Regardless, I think I'll miss him a little bit."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:31 No.4119087
    Don't be silly, that was an elf
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:32 No.4119091
    >Creepy Elf
    Me thinks you might be a bit wrong there bucko
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:32 No.4119093

    "Also, the body seemed to be never found. We all know what that means. We should be on guard as to when and how he might come back."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:32 No.4119095

    no the zombie was clearly an elf
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:35 No.4119102

    Wait a second... that elf was missing half its head...

    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:35 No.4119104
    The mother of your child is an orc! Surely you jest!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:37 No.4119106
    >The mother of Aldwin's child is an orc! Surely you jest!

    I assume you mean this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:37 No.4119107
    Also...league of assassins, kinda hard to see them settling down
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:37 No.4119112
    It could be an accident. The case with Aldwin and Cultist was one.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)01:38 No.4119115
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    >Ask about baby stuff!
    Yeah, not doing this one. Aldwin knows about Thod's problems with his ex-wife, and its a nono discussing babies in front of Nana, after what happened... She was mutated while pregnant, and well... bad end for the baby. And Mace never talks.

    >Break the news of his death

    ...They seem to have seen it coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:39 No.4119125
    ..Great. Compile a list of everyone we killed who may not have had their body destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:40 No.4119128
    >She was mutated while pregnant, and well... bad end for the baby.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:41 No.4119135
    Ask them what all the other members are doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:41 No.4119137
    Oh well. Ask about general guild stuff then, and Djinns afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:42 No.4119139

    Assassins Guild is so totally blase about death. Damned expected and awesome. Kekeke. Right. Genie time. We should get that done at least. And warn about possible Zombie Finlay. Body never found, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:43 No.4119148

    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:44 No.4119152

    Did you have all this written down already, or are you just improvising as we go on?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:46 No.4119155

    Finlay was never found. Probably means he's coming back. Plus, we have his hat. He's coming to get us. Oh yeah. Ask about vials. We should have that checked.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:46 No.4119164
    How bout them bears?

    Ask why the local bear population hasn't been doing there part to keep the zombie menace down.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:46 No.4119165
    Wait, what if Zombie Finley pays a visit to the windmill?

    ...Well, Cultist is probably stronger than him anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:48 No.4119176
    If Finlay is a zombie he's probably just a suit for a pissed off mouse, so I'm not sure he'd hold a grudge. It's probably safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:49 No.4119186

    We told her about the nightmare. She can handle it. I think. Maybe I'm getting a bit paranoid..
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:50 No.4119190
    Anyway...what are our duties now?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:53 No.4119210

    Djinn and Guild Stuff. Easy enough.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)01:55 No.4119237
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    I live on Indy Ploys. Hell these three didn't have names until post 3.

    >So how's the guild?

    Thod replies "Ach, hyanno. Hwee're rebuildin', ahhnd that's goinhhg hwell. Ahhbout hhhalf ahf ahhs inside the building hwere injured, but ohnly a fhew died."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:57 No.4119250
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)01:57 No.4119251
    Ask what our operational strength is, and what unfilled assignments are left
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)02:04 No.4119306
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    Mace asks you to follow him to the paperwork room - Goldmoon's Office.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:05 No.4119317
    Lets get to managing! Also, ask if he knows were we can locate a djinn
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:06 No.4119326
    Is.... that a beardless dorf?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:08 No.4119344
    No, it's an orc.

    Follow him. Let's do some motherfucking PAPERWORK.

    Couldn't you have Cultist and Lily come here and make themselves useful?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)02:10 No.4119359
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    Just an orc midget.

    TO THE PAPERWORK ZONE, ka-da-ching.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:11 No.4119361
    This, depending on how long the journey is. I mean, we've got this great suburban family thing going on, but if the commute's a real killer it might be easier to get a place closer to the job, you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:11 No.4119364
    silly! if he did that then there would be less chances for juicy story plots concerning them!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:11 No.4119366
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:12 No.4119374
    How long till we level in collate? How 'bout Session Power: File in Triplicate?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:17 No.4119403
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)02:21 No.4119431
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    Control has switched to Cultist! The carrots are coming in nicely.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:23 No.4119439

    Feel gripping need to eat strange combinations of food
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:23 No.4119440
    Mmmm, Xarrots. The eyes are the best part.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:24 No.4119450
    We need to put up a fence around that patch, or rabbits will eat everything!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:25 No.4119452

    Cast a xom spell on one of the carrots!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:25 No.4119456
    Looks yummy.

    Look around for plot events.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:28 No.4119473
    Pull out a carrot, cut it and heal it with Xom's touch to see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:31 No.4119501
    Wait a second, I feel like I should recognize Nana's mod-


    And Mado has two pigtails, slanty eyes, and wields a kni-

    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:31 No.4119503
    Hey, whats wrong with a few hours of chores? These things need to be done to keep the household running you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:31 No.4119505
    Check for signs of pests and parasites.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:31 No.4119508
    New to /tg/. Refreshed expecting to see suggestions for sexual uses of carrots.

    >Feel gripping need to eat strange combinations of food
    >We need to put up a fence around that patch, or rabbits will eat everything!

    ...I think I love this place.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:32 No.4119512
    WOOO! Paper Work and Gardening Quest.

    What seeds do we have in inventory? Or do we just enchant the ground and see what Xom wills to grow?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:33 No.4119524

    So, anyone up for some Bunnies and Burrows?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:34 No.4119531
    Now that you mention it...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)02:38 No.4119566
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    I do too. I love /tg/ ever so much.

    New thread: >>4119563
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)02:39 No.4119568
    What's Lily up to? A little time spent weeding would be good for her. Hard work is the best cure and all.

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