KILL INNOCENTS
GATHER SKULLS

allrigth.. then I think I will go out and boy so-.. KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN WARABGLAARBLAGAEALRABLALAR

You just bashed through a wall. You aren't sure where the hell you are. Hell, you don't even remember what happened the day before. Your weapons are missing to boot. You hear something to your left

alrighty /tg/ what do you do?

>>4113154
Find my missing weapon boot.

PUNCH LEFT

>>4113154
>KILL MAIM BURN

GATHER THRONES FOR THE THRONE SKULL!

HEADBUTT LEAFT!

Find those Khornate Lolis

KILL IMPERIALS
EAT EGGS

> PUNCH LEFT

you punch the air to your left...all that happens are some whimpering sounds

YELL AT DOOR

>>4113172
NO, FUCK YOU.

KILL EGGS.
EAT IMPERIALS.

>you have lost most of your VOCABULARY.

BE COOL

GET AN EDUCATION

FUCK THE DOORS SHIT UP

After punching, you see some scared guardsmen aiming at you.

PUNCH THE GODDAM BOX

>>4113174

PROCEED TOWARDS SOUNDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkYxmMj-Oo

SMASH DOAR!

>>4113183
Rip out their skulls. Offer said skulls to Khorne.

>>4113183
> KILL MAIN BURN!

>>4113183
GIVE THEM HIGH FIVES

>>4113183

INTRODUCE YOURSELF

>>4113183
Read the book.

>>4113183
KICK THEM TO THEIR NUTS

NO WAIT, KICK THEIR NUTS AT THEM

NO WAIT, DO SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES BLOOD AND SKULLS

>>4113149
>>4113183

BOXES!

METAL BOXES!

THE COWARDS!

THE FOOLS!

RIP ONE IN HALF
TAKE SPINE
BEAT OTHERS TO DEATH WITH SAID SPINE

>>4113183
HUG GUARDSMEN!

>>4113183
BROFIST! Then ask if they would care to donate BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Kill irregardless of what they say, and offer their blood to the Blood God.

>>4113183
INFORM THE GUARDSMEN OF THE DANGERS OF LEAVING BOXES AROUND WHERE ANYONE COULD TRIP OVER THEM!

PARTAKE IN CIVIL COMMUNICATION

>>4113183
BREAK THEIR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!

>RIP ONE IN HALF
TAKE SPINE
BEAT OTHERS TO DEATH WITH SAID SPINE

You kill the guardsmen, now what?

>>4113226
KILL THE DOOR

>>4113226

TAKE THEIR SKULLS FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>4113226
OPEN BOXES!

>>4113226
>KILL MAIM BURN!

>>4113226
USE BONES, ARMOR CHUNKS, AND LASRIFLE POWER CELLS TO FASHION A NEW CHAINAXE.

>OPEN BOX
You punch the box and find it is quite empty

>>4113252
BREAK DOOR

>USE BONES, ARMOR CHUNKS, AND LASRIFLE >POWER CELLS TO FASHION A NEW CHAINAXE

Unfortunately, you don't have the Macgyver skills for this

Oh yes, you have gained bloody spine and skull as an item

EQUIP DEAD GUARDSMAN

I don't know what it is but SMASH IT!

>>4113270
Force skull through punch-hole. Hold it by spine. Makeshift flail!

>EQUIP DEAD GUARDSMAN

You pick up the DEAD GUARDSMAN. You don't really see how he can be useful though.

>KILL MAIM BURN!!

What's so hard to understand?

Use SPINE to pierce GUARDSMEN
Use SPINE as backscratcher.

>EQUIP DEAD GUARDSMAN

You pick up the DEAD GUARDSMAN. You don't really see how he can be useful though.

dang it, forgot to post the pic

>>4113294
THROW DEAD GUARDSMAN INTO FAN

>>KILL MAIM BURN!!

STOP PISSING AROUND
CHARGE THROUGH WALL, USING THE [DEAD GUARDSMAN] AS A BATTERING RAM

>>4113294
Scream for Khornes blessing, Run through the wall opposite of you. "OH YEEEEAH"

>>4113294
Punch GUARDSMAN in the back of the head. Lean GUARDSMAN puppet around doorframes and windows to lure others to you

KILL THIS THING

>CHARGE THROUGH WALL, USING THE [DEAD >GUARDSMAN] AS A BATTERING RAM

You like this idea and begin your attack on the wall.

>>4113322
>KILL MAIM BURN!

I like this artstyle. :3

You find yourself in a new room. it is quite spacious.
Your DEAD GUARDSMAN is now a FINE BLOODY MESS.

>>4113338
Equip [FINE BLOODY MESS]. Pretend you are a Flayed One

>>4113338
Eat the bed
Open box

>>4113338

KILL THE BED

KILL THE BOX

DECORATE ARMOR WITH BLOOD

You see a guardsman who just fell out of his bed. He keeps repeating "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"

>>4113362
>KILL MAIM BURN

>>4113362
INFORM HIM WHERE THE BATHROOM IS LOCATED!

>>4113362
equip bed

> equip FINE BLOODY MESS

There's not enough left to pretend to be a flayed one

>KILL THE BED
It has no blood, no point

>KILL THE BOX
It has no blood, no point

>Eat the bed
you're not hungry

>>4113371

Take the bed, mash Guardsman into a bloody pulp with it.

>>4113371
>equip bed

I imagine that most post in this thread is what most of Khorne Berserkers hear in their heads.

Trip forward and smash through the floor to the lower level of the establishment

Use bed to perform pro wrestling move on guardsman.

Give guardsman a gun. Khorne will like better if your opponents can fight back. Killing helpless people is beneath a great warrior such as you.

The guardsman equips LASPISTOL and begins to fire at you

Rip his head off and SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>4113387

LEAP FORWARD AND BODYSLAM SAID IMPERIAL GUARDSMAN

>>4113387
>KILL MAIM BURN

>>4113387

SLAP THE GUN OUT OF GUARDSMAN'S HAND

>>4113396
>>4113390

In this order

>Take the bed, mash Guardsman into a bloody pulp with >it.

you grab one of the mattresses and begin using it to smash the guardsman into a bloody pulp while yelling BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. just for shits and giggles.

>>4113403
Examine [PULPY GUARDSMAN CORPSE]. Wonder if there's enough to wear

There's a BLOODY NOTE on the ground

>>4113408

Why do you want to wear everything you kill?

>>4113410

HUG NOTE

>>4113410
Smells like plot hook!
READ THE NOTE

>>4113410

EAT NOTE WHILE MUMBLING BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

YOUR STOMACH WILL INTERPRET IT FOR YOU

>>4113410
INTERROGATE THE NOTE

>>4113411
Lonely :(

YOU'RE MINDLESS, YOU CAN'T READ

IGNORE THE NOTE

FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO KILL

You begin to read the note...

(give me a sec while i start typing here..)

>>4113410
READ GUARDSMAN'S ENTRAILS TO DIVINE THE BEST COURSE OF MAIM KILL BURN

>YOU'RE MINDLESS, YOU CAN'T READ

Thanks to your LIMITED VOCABULARY, you can't make out much in the note..

>>4113439
FUCK. WE NEED A GUARDSMAN TO TRANSLATE FOR US. FIND A GUARDSMAN.

>>4113436
>>4113436
>>4113436

You said you would start this at 10, which timezone was that?

>>4113439
Obey note to the best of your ability.
Equip [BED]

>>4113447

I lied

You hear many footsteps accompanied by heavy stomping coming your way from the other room

>>4113444

We killed them all, you need to go to the eye of terror and find their souls. Then interrogate said souls.

>>4113459
Threaten the footsteps with the bloody matress.

>>4113459
EQUIP CHUNKS OF WALL
MAIM KILL BURN

>Equip [BED]

You equip the bed

There is shouting now. You don't understand the words, but it sounds like guardsmen giving orders.

>>4113476
Charge [GUARDSMEN] with [BED]

>>4113476

Pretend to be a comfourtable bed until the guardsmen sit on you.

>>4113476
CHARGE AT NOISE, PREFERRABLY WHILE YELLING ABOUT ONE OR A COMBINATION OF THE FOLLOWING: BLOOD, GUTS, DEATH, BONES, SPINES, GODS, BURNING, KILLING AND MAIMING.

You're being pummeled by lasfire now

>>4113483
you iz kunninly brutal, but da khorngitz be brutally kunnin. iz not gonna work.

>>4113486
Charge [GUARDSMEN] with [BED] goddamnit.
The lag in this game is terrible.

>>4113476
Use comfortable mattress to BREAK THEIR BAAAAAAAAAAACKS!

>>4113486
OH GOD IS THIS THE END?

Also, I think this would be better if the OP actually listened better.

>>4113486
MAIM THE BED
THEN PUT IT IN FRONT OF YOU SO IT BURNS BECAUSE OF THE LASFIRE
AND THEN THROW THE BURNING BED AT THE GUARDSMEN SO YOU CAN KILL THEM

Breathe fire through your helmet

Copulate guardsmen.

>Charge [GUARDSMEN] with [BED] goddamnit.
>Use comfortable mattress to BREAK THEIR >BAAAAAAAAAAACKS!

You charge into the other room with the mattress, splitting a guardsman in two.

Sorry for the lag, again i'm a NEWFAG here and i'm not quite used to the format 4chan is in....plus i suck balls with a tablet

>>4113511
THIS BLOOD PLEASES KHORNE.
Look [AROUND].

A wild Ogryn appears

>>4113518
ohshitohshitohshit
Dropkick [Ogryn]

>>4113518

Kick it in the balls repeatedly till it falls, then rip it's head off the spinal cord

>>4113518
THAT OGRYN IS HUGE, THAT MUST MEAN HE HAS HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS

>>4113518
RIP AND TEAR

>>4113518
MATE WITH IT!

>Kick it in the balls

You kick the Ogryn in the groin, ignoring the ineffective lasfire form around you.

>>4113540
NOW MATE WITH IT!

>>4113518
USE OGRYN'S ENTRAILS TO STRANGLE IT TO DEATH

The ogryn goes into RAGE

USE [BEDFRAME] ON OGRYN

oh boy another quest thread

>USE [BEDFRAME] ON OGRYN

You do now have the BEDFRAME. You took the BED MATTRESS.

>>4113565
fuck, typo... do NOT*

>>4113545


>>4113552

Roborkop action 2153512 initiated
1.action: use dakka on ogryn.
2.1. IF ogryn= alive, repeat 1 with more dakka until 2.2
2.2 IF ogryn= dead, look for enemy.
3. IF enemy found, repeat 1

>>4113571
You do not have DAKKA. You are only equipped with a MATRESS

>>4113571
Ignore all other threats and continue dakka use on dead ogryn, eh?

>>4113575
Then start punching, boyo!

>>4113571
If you find another enemy, you keep shooting the Ogryn?

Eat [OGRYN LIVER]

The Ogryn proceeds to pick you up

APPLY PLATED FIST TO FACE. REPEAT.

disarm a guardsman by dismembering him, then use what ever weapon he had to shove it in the ogryn's mouth, and rip its lower jaw off

KILL PHYSICS
USE OGRYN AS LEVERAGE TO COUNTER-THROW OGRYN. INTO SPIKES.

GRAB OGRYNS TUSKS.

RIP THEM OFF.

JAM THEM INTO HIS EYES.

>APPLY PLATED FIST TO FACE. REPEAT.

You begin throwing your PLATED FIST downward into the orgyn's face...repeatedly

The ogryn drops you to cringe in pain.

Kick it in the groin again.

>>4113621
Time for hugs...

>>4113621
DEVOUR [OGRYN]

>>4113621
Find guardsmen, use guardsmen combined with ogryn as percussion instrument. Insult the other chaos gods in song.

throw the ogryn against the guardsmen, while it still is confused by pain

>>4113621
KEEP PUNCHING! Yours is the fist that will pierce the Heavens!

>Kick it in the groin again.

You kick the Ogryn a second time. You hear something break. I cringe in pain.......

>>4113643

Steps:
1. Find commissar.
2. Steal hat.
3 Wear hat.
4. ?????
5. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

BOSS CHARACTER APPROACHING FAST!

>throw the ogryn against the guardsmen, while it still is confused by pain

In a fit of RAGE you muster the strength to chuck the Ogryn at the guardsmen that have been firing at you. You hear lots of cries of pain and bones breaking.

>>4113643
AQUIRE [OGRYN RIB] RUB AGAINST ROCKRETE WALLS UNTIL YOU AQUIRE [OGRYN-BONE BLADE] MAIM KILL BURN

>AQUIRE [OGRYN RIB] RUB AGAINST ROCKRETE >WALLS UNTIL YOU AQUIRE [OGRYN-BONE BLADE]

You do not have the MACGYVER skills for this

>>4113643
Keep PUNCHING!

Or better yet, take this time to pray to the Blood God and ask if he'll hook you up with a really sweet Breacher. Pic related.

>>4113654

This.

[PUSH] [Ogryn] through [Guardsmen]

attack the pile of guardsmen in a fit of unholy rage, kill everything in sight, twice

>Find commissar.

You begin your search

>>4113672
DRILL DRILL VNNNNNNNNN

More guardsmen are in your way

PICK ONE UP TO USE AS A CLUB
CRUSH THE OTHERS WITH HIM

THEN GET HIM TO TRANSLATE THE NOTE

>>4113718
Turn into CHAOS MARINE BOWLING BALL

Roll towards GUARDSMEN

>>4113730
THIS

>>4113718
Pull flak armour off one guardsman:
Decapitate the next with the armour

In a fit of RAGE, a guardsman lunges at yo equipped with a CHAINSWORD and a LASPISTOL

Do an assault jump, STRIKE FROM THE SKY BROTHERS

>>4113742

kick this guard and take his chainsword when he's down

Take his fucking chainsword. The wimp does not deserve it.

>>4113742
FUCK YES
RIP HIS ARM OFF
TAKE CHAINSWORD
???
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>4113742
Hahah, fucking love his rageface.

>>4113742
Turn RAGING GUARDSMAN into GUARDSMAN BOWLING BALL

Throw GUARDSMAN BOWLING BALL towards GUARDSMEN

>Do an assault jump
>Turn into CHAOS MARINE BOWLING BALL

for the lulz, you do both

>>4113760
BRACE FOR AWESOME

>>4113760
EQUIP [CHAINSWORD]

You easily kill the raging guardsman, breaking through his chest. The dead gurdsman drops his CHAINSWORD and LASPISTOL

>>4113760
IMPACT on GUARDSMEN

>>4113760
IS DAT SUM CHAOS MUCHA LUCHA?

>>4113778
Acquire laspistol
Acquire chainsword

Combine two items to create SHARP BITS OF METAL

The rest of the guardsmen lose moral and flee. One lost too much moral and is scared stiff.

>>4113778

stand up, grab chainsword, beat GUARDSMEN to death with dead GUARDSMAN and ignore the chainsword. then go back and hack the OGRYN up for fun, since its probably still alive.

>>4113778
Stay transformed AND ROLL OUT

SHOVE NOTE IN HIS FACE
ASK HIM TO TRANSLATE
IF NOT: BREAK HIS SPINE
IF YES: PAT ON HEAD

Keep rolling! COMBO BREAKERS UPSET KHORNE

>>4113789
GUARDSMEN LOSING MORALE? COMMISSARS MUST BE NEARBY! FIND COMMISSAR!

Fuck this shit.
See if it pleases nurgle or slaanesh.

>ASK HIM TO TRANSLATE

You ask if the guardsman can translate the note to you

Give Guardsman note. Acquire laspistol
Give guardsman laspistol

Ask him to convert to chaos! Cultist follower under your tutelage!

Knock out the guardsman and steal his weapons, so he'll be executed for losing his weapon later on

Fuck, imagine what that guardsman must be feeling right now. A 9-foot blood-covered berserker just fucking eviscrated his entire unit and now he's asking you to translate what is probably just propaganda or some shit. I'd fucking piss myself.

The guardsman begins to cry as he only sees a Berserker yelling KILL MAIM BURN over and over at him. The guardsman proceeds to soil himself creating a GOD AWFUL SMELL. "Just kill me already...pleeeease" He says

>>4113835

LEAVE HIM ALIVE, FUCK WITH HIS MIND.

>>4113835
Open GUARDSMAN'S SKULL

Search for VOCABULARY

>>4113831
here. I FUCKING CALLED IT

>>4113835
Make a funny face, try to cheer him up!

TAKE THE CHAINSWORD, TAKE IT TAKE IT

>>4113835
Grab chainsword in one hand, grab guardsman in other hand.

Find commissar.

HOW COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THE GUARDSMAN BETTER THAN THE NOTE?

CONVERT HIM TO KHORNE, HE'LL FEEL BETTER AND YOU'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO

KILL SELF

>TAKE THE CHAINSWORD, TAKE IT TAKE IT
You equip CHAINSWORD
>Cultist follower
You take GUARDSMAN..he will learn soon

>>4113849

this

>>4113868
Now, FIND COMMISSAR

>>4113868

Legs carry me! DRAW BLOOD

Ogryn has returned, WITH MORE RAGE

>>4113885

told you to kill it with the chainsword before doing anything...

i shove the chainsword into its throat, then twist and yank. not cutting the spine, i remove the spinal collumn and the skull with the chainsword and use it like a flail.

Use CHAINSWORD on OGRYN

Target: GROIN

>>4113885
Attack OGRYN with CHAINSWORD

(Guys, let's try to keep the guardsman alive, OK?)

>>4113885

THROW GUARDSMAN AT OGRYN

or

ASK OGRYN TO TRANSLATE NOTE

>>4113890
Also, autosage. hey, start a new thread Khorga!

>>4113885

Throw chainsword! Slide guardsmen against his feet to topple him! RIP AND TEAR.

>Attack OGRYN with CHAINSWORD

You make quick work of the Ogryn with your new-found weapon

>>4113904
FIND COMMISSAR

>>4113904
Feed him for guardsman! Taste of raw meat and blood will be his first step for Khorne!

>>4113904

Paint GUARDSMAN with OGRYN'S BLOOD

He's new, so we gotta show him the ropes. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>FIND COMMISSAR

No need to, COMMISSAR FINDS YOU

>>4113923

ASK COMMISSAR TO TRANSLATE NOTE

>>4113923
DISARM COMMISSAR (WITHOUT KILLING HIM)

EQUIP GUARDSMAN WITH CHAINSWORD

>>4113923
CONVERT COMMISSAR TO KHORNE

HAVE A CULTIST RETINUE

LEARN TO LOVE THEM LIKE YOUR OWN BROTHERS AND RAGE HORRIBLY SHOULD ANY OF THEM EVER DIE

>ASK COMMISSAR TO TRANSLATE NOTE

You calmly ask the co--omfg....

>>4113923
Parry power sword!

>>4113949
PARRY UNPROTECTED COMMISSAR ARM WITH CHAINSWORD

>>4113952
That's a power fist, brah

>>4113949

Rip POWERFIST from Commissar

Equip GUARDSMAN with POWERFIST

>PARRY COMMISSAR ARM

You PARRY the Commissar's POWERFIST with the use of your FACE

>>4113979

Restrain COMMISSAR'S POWER FIST

Hold NOTE in COMMISSAR'S FACE

>>4113979

death shortly follows after

AAAAAAAND, THAT's where we will leave off for today

I'm hungry...

I MAY come back on for part 2 tomorrow. I'll leave you guys a heads up if I am

so much win

>>4113979
Brutal, surely, but unless our hero is a blessed champion of Khorne the likes of which make Kharn seem like a sickly newborn Eldar with downs by comparison, probably a fatal tactical error.

>You PARRY the Commissar's POWERFIST with the use of your FACE
Feh, close enough.

So, what'd you guys think?

>>4114057
'Twas cool. Looking forward for more.

>>4114057
more! more! more!

>>4114057
Significant levels of KHORNATE BADASS and FUCK YES, so I'd like a continuation.

>>4114079
>>4114087

cool, thanks. Expect more tomorrow, depending on when my dad leaves for work it will be pretty late. (EST)

Also, is this up on sup/tg/? Would be nice to get it up there if it's already not.

>>4114159

I have no clue....i'm the newfag here x_x

Well, it's up. Woo for us.

>>4114217

Indeed.

Someone keeps voting Quest threads down, for some reason.

>>4114251
Likely that one idiot that always sages any ruby quest thread.

>>4114251

at least it's still going up....for now..