I'm not sure which would be better:

The Emperor merely being permanently slightly ill and confined with IVs to the golden throne and blowing his nose noisily at comedic moments;

Or the Emperor being some kind of jedi ghost deus ex machina who gives advice and occasionally uses illusionary psyker magic to scare the bad guys and then fade away after winking at the viewer.

Tyranids are kept mostly as is, but CHANGED TO BIOMECHANICAL ROBOTS.

WHO EXPLODE INSTEAD OF BLEEDING OR DISPLAYING GORE OF ANY KIND.

>>4050928
The Emperor is Zordon

fff, etc

All strong leadership characters are some combination of minority, female, and gay.

There are no demons.

Only mutants.

Mutants created by the Evil Dark Lords tzeentch, nurgle, and khorne, who sit on three seperate thrones and act like different flavors of cobra commander. Lots of "DAMN YOUUUUU TEEAAAM LIFEEWAATTCH!" "YOU FOOL! YOU FAILED THE LAST MISSION, NOW I WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!", etc etc.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4051025

No.

The producers take "Chaos Undivided" seriously and produce a horrible, giant demon with one head... and four faces, which rotate whenever one of the four personalities is needed.

>>4050971
My thoughts exactly.

>>4050928
Just put them together. Psyker magic from his death bed.

Email related.

>>4050882
So you basically made Deadpool into a SM? I approve

Ok, so the main cast should primarily consist of marines. They are easy to make into heroes and aren't as controvercial as Imps could be.

MAIN CAST
Squad leader - strong leader figure, the usual hero.
Heavy weapon marine - The gentle giant. Quiet but caring.
2 Tactical marines - the jokester twins / redshirts / buttmonkeys who tend to need saving.

Inquisitor - Wise old mentor kinda guy. The recurring "grandfather"
Acolyte - The feisty female / action girl

Grey Knight - The Mysterious Ally Superman who can kick any ass anywhere any time, but only appears on count of his own mysterious ways.

ENEMY CAST
Necrons - most common enemy. Easy to use as they are mindless robots with no real gore factor.
Necron Lord - A massive robot who rebuild himself after each defeat

Tyranids - Introduced in the 1st Movie, they bleed green and look a bit less toothy.
Hive Tyrant - Traditional Apocalypse-of-the-week type monster. Mindless destoyer.

Chaos marines - 2nd season onwards. The usual evil counterpart type.
Chaos Lord - The charismatic villain with the evil plots. Killed in a dramatic duel with the Grey Knight in Movie 2

OTHERS
Farseer - another enigmatic possible ally who appears at times to offer help.
The People - Normal humans seen in the background.

Servitors are robots (cleaner and less menacing than Necrons)
Machine Spirit is just a talking AI.

>>4050882

Wait, aren't we missing Slaa--oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Sage

>>4051068

OR a crazy spacelich looking skeletor bastard whose expression in his DARK HOOD is MADE OF EVIL FIRE and who changes personality each episode.

AS YOU CAN SEE, HE IS QUITE RANDOM.

>>4051096

BONUS POINT MODE: Fit Slaanesh into this setting.

>>4051091
It's like you just made Animated 40K into a mix of Clone Wars and Samurai Jack.

...I'd actually watch it.

>>4051115
Slaanesh is an embodiment of reasonable human vice and acts as a warning for kids to not smoke or do drugs.

>>4051115

Mangled into the DARK QUEEN OF BETRAYAL.
Jessica rabbit type voice.

Has no minions.
Whenever anyone points this out: "BECAUSE I BETRAYED THEM ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Is capable of adopting any guise and tricking the party and ALWAYS FUCKS UP IN INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS WAYS.

The other dark lords make fun of her a lot because she's a girl.

>>4051091
Uh, yeah, /thread.

HERESY!

Orks are all clanless dumb mercenaries with a named warboss, mad dok, big mek and grot. The rest are faceless goons.

They get hired for whichever side and just fuck up whatever they're doing or require incidental rescue by the Lifewatch team.

Whenever they get injured they get a 'BOY I'M POOPED OUT' expression and tiny imaginary fighter-bommas fly around their heads.

>>4051115

A wealthy, beautiful queen in white and pink silk with lots of gold jewelry voiced by a male actor (not Dr. Girlfriend... more like James from Pokemon, but less annoying) that helps the Chaos enemies any way they can. Has an epic duel with both the Grey Knight and the Farseer at the end of season 3's two-part finale in which she beats the hell out of them both in combat, but her plans are picked apart and ruined by our plucky heroes while she is busy; Grey Knight and Farseer combine their "mystic powers" to send her back to the Eye of Terror 'never to return'.

Her main followers are Chaos Marines (in pink and black armor with electric guitars that can be used as axes or fire off blasts of powerful sound; the Queen in Pink loves music after all) and her elite handmaidens, beautiful women with blades that pop out of their forearms that are dressed as dancers and fight using a dancing style. The Queen fights with a whip of roses and a rapier of gold.

Until, like, the 4th movie. Where she throws down with the Farseer's ultimate summon; Avatar, which takes the Farseer's life to call upon (allowing her to die in a heroic fashion); again, the Queen in Pink is merely sent back to her home, never truly defeated.

if that was ever made id kill you for ruining 40k

>>4051215

Whoops... swap paragraph 2 and 3.

my bad

>>4051091
Damnit stop making this tolerably good!
I don't like the way I almost want to see some art based on that!

>>4051215
>>4051145

Whatever slaanesh is, she also has the ability of poison ivy to make a dude like her once she kisses him.

This happens only a few times and the kids usually shit themselves when it happens BECAUSE IT IS RATHER SEXY.

>>4051187
You need two Orks that are in the style of Henchmen 21 and 24

>>4051119
I was also thinking with a bit of Kim Possible.

>>4051260
YES.

>>4050882
I'd watch it.

>>4051068

Like this but as a Daemon

>>4051317

BUT THAT WOULD BE RIPPING OFF TRANSFORMERS! WE MUST BE CREATIVE HERE!

>>4051091
I demand you stop being so awesome. One day I swear you WILL collapse into a warp storm,

Necrons are just servitors who rebelled because they didn't want to follow rules.

They raid planets to STEAL ENERGY.

>1.74 MB, 3000x2143
FFFFUUUUUCK YOUUUUU

>>4051091
shouldn't those "joker twins" be scout marines?

>>4051441

>>4051452
A good team needs Redshirts, and having only 2 marines wouldn't look good aestheticaly.
The scouts can be even more redshirty.

>>4051455
I fucking LOVE that raptor.

>>4051455
>>4051455
>>4051455
>>4051455
>>4051455
ＷＩＮ

ITT: People jerk off scriptarius even though he has barely added anything to the thread

>>4051455
Can't have tits in an American cartoon!

>>4051526
He did add a few good ideas anyway while keeping in line with the rules of the task.
He's a cool guy and all but I don't get this personal cult he seems to have.

>>4051096
Slaanesh loves teens though... oh...

>>4051144
Too easy. I approve of this version

A possible alternative use for the Grey Knight(s)

Have them be an elite group similar to Lifewatch, but incredibly stickarsed, arrogant unoperative bastards and prone to almost fucking the entire operation up if not for team Lifewatch's intervention.

Dark Marine is also revealed later in the show to have come from the Grey Knights, and was in fact their second best marine.

BUT ONE DAY HE DISOBEYED ORDERS FROM THE CHAPTER MASTER, AND SAVED THE LIFE OF A BABY GIRL INSTEAD OF PROTECTING THE CHAPTER'S MOST VALUABLE RELIC.

>>4051480
Attach a regiment of Imperial Guard to this squad.

Instant redshirt action.

>>4051728

Dark Marine could also be silent for a couple of episodes at a time and suddenly out of fucking nowhere like silent bob say something fucking hilarious or witty, then go back to being quiet.

Slaneesh is the 'constant badguy', but is a woman.

She smokes, all the time. Because smoking is bad, and this reinforces to children that if you smoke, you are bad.

She's often sitting in her dimly lit throne room, most of her face in shadow, except her blonde (I think, maybe black, but it might be too much black) hair, the tip of her nose, glowing/or just visible in the dark eyes, and maybe her teeth/lips.

She never sits straight up, she's often leaning to the side, propping her chin up on her hand on the arm of her throne. If she's being sent bad news (Team Lifewatch foiled another one of your plans, Mistress Slaneesh!), she's sitting sideways in the throne as the messenger comes in, and after getting the bad news, she'll be startled into a more 'proper' position, where she will throw something at her messenger (Who is like her secretary or something. He's a bumbler, and he's really a nice, good guy at heart, in contrast with his evil employer. He usually gets things thrown at his head, and he'll fly back and hit the ground, and have butterflies fly around his had as he sits dazed for a second and is then shouted at to leave.

Mistress Slaneesh, though, often tries to start schemes by having Imperial (We might have to call it the Kingdom of Man, because that sounds happier and fluffier than the Imperium) agents/forces/representatives bribed or seduced.

But back to her dress, she usually wears a dark purple robe, with lighter purple or black trim, and usually has her hood up - sometimes you can see her face, but the hood allows you to have her face shadowed when she's making a sinister proclamation.

>>4051773

cont'd

As for the smoking, she's never actually inhaling and puffing, usually the cigarette is in her hand or an ashtray next to her, or occasionally in her mouth (this would have to be done carefully as putting it in her mouth wrong, artistically, could lend her sort of a 'rough-and-tumble dark hero' look.

As for the Emperor, I think the throne with IVs and him constantly sneezing and blowing his nose when comically inappropriate would be perfect.

And, of course, he's a father figure in the story, and frequently is visited or communicated with by Team Lifewatch.

He doesn't have a big fuck-you sword, either, he just has his armor from when he was a young man standing, helmet-less, next to his bed/throne. The armor is relatively simple, just red and gold, very plain, but with a few scratches and scrapes (no bullet craters) to give it character, and the Imperial Aquila emblazoned on the chest.

>>4051731
You can't have human redshirts, someone might die on-screen.
Also Imps might offend veterans.

>>4051788

That's what field hospital scenes with lots of bandages are for!

Perhaps some kind of hax bacta tank equivalent...

Make the Orks a group of two or three immortal bumblers who constantly try to destroy Team Lifewatch, but end up messing it up (Usually with zero chance of harm to Team Lifewatch, maybe without their even noticing the Orks are trying to kill them), and, while their schemes are rarely the main plot of an episode, will often play a role in the foiling of that plot (The forces of Chaos have the perfect plan with which to destroy Team Lifewatch! But oh no! Here comes an unexpected variable! The Orks! They'll ruin everything!).

Merge the Necrons and the Tyranids into one race, where they're vaguely alien-looking robots who are like a giant ant hive.

That way, you don't have TWO inhuman alien badguy races, and you don't have to deal with the OH GOD THERE'S TYRANIDS UNDER MY BED terror that many of the Tyranids would cause visually, or all the sharp teeth and claws, or the blood - they're robots, they just explode into nothing.

>>4051758
I like this. As well as being dark, he'd actually be black as well, to show that we're totally not racist in any way. He'd speak with the wise old black guy accent.

>>4051858
Necronids

Team Lifewatch VS Samurai Jack Clone Wars Kim Possible

GO

>>4051788
>>4051852

Have there be a single Imperial Guard in Team Lifewatch.

He's the new guy, he's young and dumb, but he's got a good heart and means well. The episode usually ends with him having basically fulfilled the Redshirt role (He gets captured or blown up or crushed beneath the might of some huge beast), but they're all gathered around him all bandaged up like a mummy, congratulating him on how he's so brilliant as to have done blah-blah-blah at the crucial moment to distract the bad guy so they could win the day! While he sits there and groans, unable to speak, because it was all an accident.

And then everyone shares a good laugh, and credits roll!

>>4051896
great plan!

Base all of the Chaos gods like the antagonists of Captain Planet, have them all do something related to their power and make it teach a lesson. Slaanesh tries to get one of the team to do drugs or get pushed into sex.

>>4051881

Possibly voiced by Danny Glover.

Also, in AT THE EARLIEST the third movie, where team Lifewatch is undergoing a crisis because the Dark Lords actually beat them and conquered a planet or something, also the team leader and one other member both get injured, the latter severely.
Team leader, blaming himself, disbands the team.

The rest of the movie is spent with each member trying to go their own way but succumbing to ennui and slowly, and heartbreakingly being subdued/betrayed, and captured.

Except for the Dark Marine, who never lost hope and eventually gets permission to don his old artificer Grey Knight armor for one last time, and rescue his friends.

Lots of manly tears and tricking the audience to think that Dark Marine died saving his friends, but was saved by holding on to a ledge below a cliff or by his old comrades or something.

>>4052012

I forgot to add that these mature themes are possible because the initial target audience has been demographed out and shown to be in their early teens and therefore prime for a PG related plot.

>to think that Dark Marine died saving his friends
Hell, I was upset just by reading that - and we've barely had any fluff about him yet. Think what effect it'll have on the kids!

>>4051981
Also with this you can have the rivalries between the chaos gods and for movies or major plot twists you can have them put away differences to try and overcome the protagonists.

>>4052025

Yeah, I'm thinking kind of a Pokemon! or Power Rangers-style for the TV show, if that makes sense, and more of an animated Batman or X-Men cartoon style for the second or third movie (Which would be the 'Oh no! Is it all over?!' one).

>>4051881
DO NOT WANT!

>>4052088

This is a horrifyingly plausible route that could end in Michael Bay making a W40k movie.

Laser weapons galore.

The reason why all of the PG cartoons have laser weapons and not actual guns is because bullets leave gaping, bleeding holes. With lasers, you can just draw a little burn mark instead.

>>4052107

YOU RACIST!

WHATEVER THIS SHOW DOES, NEVER GIVE A SERVITOR OR DREADNAUGHT THE ONLY BLACK ACCENT. IT WOULD BE ONE SHITSTORM, I TELL YOU.

>>4052107
Why the fuck not? Shit would be awesome!

>>4052133

Also, power fists and thunder hammers just shock the bad guys and perhaps crisp them a little and frizzle their hair.

Lasers and these melee weapons will explode the shit out of robots though!

>>4052122

...Which would be a warped version of our warped version, but might veer back towards the roots of the game somewhat.

And then we'd have a bunch of badass Space Marines charing over a hill firing bolters amidst cool explosions shouting 'STRIKE FROM THE SKY, BROTHERS!' and 'FOR THE EMPEROR!'

In before japanese adaptation where each squad member pilots their own titan

>>4052172
Experimental titans with their own personalities.

>>4052172

which can combine into one giant SUPATITAN that looks like the emperor

>>4052179

And the techpriest lead scientistguy character back on base finds an stc that allows them to gattai halfway through the season.

>>4052179
Titans already have their own personalities.

I'll just leave this here.

I am not going to read the thread, because I have work to do, but Slaanesh should be introduced in one episode.

REMEMBER KIDS, IT IS YOUR BODY AND STRANGE TOUCHING IS BAD

Ohohohoh! Chaos is seeking to corrupt a non descript little agri world and THE EEEVVVVILLL POWERS OF CHAOS SEND THEIR FOUR BESTEST SERVENTS (who are actually incompetent)

Khorne Berserker: He's all RIP AND TEAR AND BIG AND STRONG. But he's as dumb as a door knob and easily tricked into getting trapped or screwing his own plans up.

Tzeentch Sorcerer: A Evil JUST AS PLANNED intellectual with overly complex plots and scheming. Is often foiled by little psyker girl and his own incompetent minions.

Slaneesh Noise Marine: Lazy, arrogant slacker who just wants to play riffs all day long on his sonic guitar. When foiled he goes mad and breaks his guitar

Nurgle Marine: Fat and bloated and reeks like rotten eggs. Likes making a mess and is rather jolly watching people slip and slide on his muck! Is commonly defeated by soap.

They have a legion of heretic robots that are easily destroyed by THE LIFE WATCH!

>>4052172
>>4052179
>>4052184
>>4052196

Slaanesh gets a KADOZEN doujinshi and cgsets involving her a week after the show airs.

>>4052204
WAT

Lifewatch allies:

TANKRED: A giant lumbering dreadnought who acts and talks like a really annoying grandpa. "BACK IN MAH DAY WE MAHRINES HAD TA WALK FIFTEEEN MILES ACROSS A MINEFIELD... AT NIGHT... IN THE EYE OF TERROR!" Yes grampa Tankred.

He's always trying to stop hijinks and be a buzz kill but saves their lives on many occasions... most of them somehow involving those morals.

Mechanicus: A tech priest trying to build something good so that he'd be accepted into mars university. Unfortunately his inventions commonly blow up into tiny bits... which helps foil enemy plans on multiple occasions.

Chad: An ultramarine champion with thousands of honours and assignments. Completely arrogant and looks down on everyone but is secretly incompetent and tries to mess up the Lifewatch. However, his life is saved and eventually he becomes a good if a little conceited ally.

>>4052216
And all of those doujins/cgsets have her with a penis.

ALL of them.

>>4052214

-Emperor or some kind of boss:Lifewatch, the chaos is trying to destroy Catachan´s jungle.
-Team leader:We can´t allow this, lets go Life watch

LIFEWATCH!!

Sudenly the appear in Catachan and the devils of catachan are ill. They also find one little catachan devil in the Chaos base. Nurgle is defeated.
Nothing happened.

>>4052275

It'll be like /tg/ drawfaggotry except AMAZING.

>>4052268

Chaos allies:

DOOOOOOMRIDER: When chaos is getting their asses kicked, the supreme master of chaos sends the doom rider to straighten them up. Completely badass biker guy who almost succeeds but is foiled by all four chaos champions and sent back in humiliation.

ZOG: An ork warlord of a mercenary army that LOVES SMASHING THINGS! Commonly used as slightly more competent minions who are easily distracted and really stupid.

Sindri: The Tzeech Sorc's older and more successful brother who sometimes visits him and make fun of him

>Chad: An ultramarine champion with thousands of honours and assignments. Completely arrogant and looks down on everyone but is secretly incompetent and tries to mess up the Lifewatch.

He should also have a huge chin.

what about Eldrad-the-dick?

>>4052328

Eldrad shows up and is all LIFEWATCH! YOU MUST DESTROY THAT NEW AIR HOCKEY TABLE FOR IT IS EVIL!

Lifewatch: man you're full of shit

Air hockey table turns into a giant deamon

Needs an obligatory episode where the Lifewatch team has to smooth over relations between the Tau and a recently discovered Kroot mercenary band.

>>4052313

If Sindri appears in this thing then Elphias should be the big bad for one of the movies.

>>4052313

Carron: an effective chaos servitor, but hates metal boxes and tanks.
In fact, he is affraid of them. So when lifewatch gets in a rhino he escapes with no reason.

At the end of every episode, Chaplain guy turns to the camera and gives that episodes moral lesson, like Man-At-Arms used to on He-Man

ITT: Fluff out this pic -> How to make 40k into a tv series -> /tg/ the cartoon.

>>4052328

Season 1: Eldrad should be seen several times in the background, in heavily populated areas/ out of reach in otherwise deserted ruins and in no way acknowledged or recognised by any of the characters except for the cleverer ones (like Dark Marine) staring at the spot where he was standing for a beat, then business as usual.
Like the g-man except he's NOT DOING ANYTHING AND JUST WATCHING.

Then season 2 nothing happens at all.

Then during the PG rated movie/last season it turns out all along he was making things difficult for them TO TEST THEM AND MAKE THEM STRONGER AND CAPABLE OF FIGHTING THE LAST BBEG.

To remedy the butthurt there should be a scene where he fights and is incredibly badass.

>>4052439

I'd watch /tg/ the cartoon.

>>4052439

And /tg/ the cartoon is quality entertainment for the whole family.

>>4052457
JUST

AS

PLANNED

>>4052457

He needs to say "Just as planned" When the heroes do defeat that BBEG.

>>4052268

In the movie Grandpa Tankred the Dreadnought gives his life for Lifewatch to make it across a narrow bridge as he fights wave after wave of tyranids. Eventually a hive tyrant shows up and almost kills him when the dread utters one last vox...

"This is for mitilda..." And sets off the hellfire missiles in his launcher and brings the entire horde crashing down.

>>4052526
Mitilda was his sled, right?

>>4052488

Just as he says that a giant floating space fortress appears and eats him.

the next season will be Lifeforce attempting to free Eldrad from it!

>>4052526

Does he yell "You shall not pass!" To the Tyrant? Because I may have seen that in a movie.

>>4052457

You'd have to involve him occasionally as a bad guy, or else none of the kids would remember him, and it'd just be unnecessary confusion.

>>4052535

He yells, YOU DARN XENOS AINT GITTING ONE CLAW OR TALON PAST ME. IM GONNA WHIP YOU BOYS SO GOOD YOUR BROOD MOTHERS AH GONNA FEEEL IT!

Tonight, I will weep that this isn't real

If I had the money I'd fund this. Partialy because it needs to exist, and partialy so that I can drink the tears of those who will raaage about it.

>>4052483
>>4052488

Guys. This is what should happen.

After everything's done, last season, credits rolled, extra long unique ending theme song trails off, copyright info scrolled past...
The black screen cuts to Eldrad without his armor and in lounging robes, with his feet up on a wraithbone table and sipping from a wine glass.

He turns to the camera and winks, and says "Just as planned."
And he starts laughing. And laughing.

Zoom out, view of the craftworld.

The galaxy seems to be reverberating with Eldrad's laughter.

THEN THE SHOW ENDS.

Toasting, epic bread, etc.

>>4052214
So basically...

>>4052737

Voiced by the guy who did Sindri.

>>4052737

Yes.

it could probably get away with some more than being described. That new Star wars show gets away with a lot of shit: Just last episode some dude shot a senator right through the chest and the senator drooped dead all on screen.

What next? You cram out namefags in there?

>>4052204
BRIGHTHAMMER!!!

>>4052812

At least this is fun compared to brighthammer.

>>4052809

Nah, next we need to have a two parter named "Love can bloom".

>>4052765

PERFECT.

>>4052809
Dranon and Lolcron are recurring gag villains
Scriptarius is every shopkeeper on every planet
Jean is the cute mascot
RMD is the BBEG in movie 5

BAMP

Bamp.

And some of the episodes whould have cameos from 40K in the form of allies for TEAM LIFEWATCH and new super secret super weapons for the Chaos gods.

And one of the episodes should have a cameo of Gaunt and his Tanith Ghosts, showing that even the lowest footsoldier/student can do great things when he believes in himself. The episode should end with a brofist moment between the commissar and the leader of TEAM LIFEWATCH, only to turn into a manly tears moment as the team goes home, while we learn that the Tanith have no home to return to.

bampu

If you're going to make anyone a black dude, it's got to be the Emperor. That way, you can get Samuel L. Jackson or James Earl Jones to voice him, and have a flashback two or three-parter when you introduce Abaddon as the season's BBEG (you need Horus in order to introduce Abby, after all)

>>4053480

Making the Emperor black is a move reserved for michael bay's movie.

>>4052012
As darkmarine returns to the battle to fight chaos once more and stop their evil plans he has to say "One shall stand, One shall fall." or some similar badass quote

Wee need positive and nice thoughts of the day

know the alien, understand the alien

>>4054363

To fight the xeno, we must first UNDERSTAND the xeno.

no need to make a black emperor.
hes a turk ^^

think this would be a great look

Bumping for win.

I'd actually enjoy this, really...

Yeah.. If this was ever real, I'd have to track down the guy who came up with the idea, the artists and animators, the producers, and the guy at GW that let them do this. Then give them all a blowtorch suntan after removeing their eyes and fingers with spoons.

And I realy, REALY mean it.

bump

>>4056706
why, it'd be entertaining...

If something like this ever got made, I would bankrupt myself to have the people responsible killed then calmly walk into the nearest police station and turn myself in, safe in the knowledge that no jury could ever convict me.

>>4056706

>bitches best step off my GRIMDARK

Seems a bit excessive a reaction to some harmless entertainment involving little toy men, mr Internet Tough Guy.

>>4056706

Your a dick. OH NOOOS SOMEONE IS HAVING FUN WITH THE SETTING. NOT GRIMDARK. WAAHH.

Shut up. Changes can be fun.

>>4058526
This it /tg/, where EVERY discussion is serious business.

>>4058526

Are you surprised that someone is angry that someone using a source material decided to completely ignore the single most important theme of the source material?

It's not like you can't make it grim.

>>4056706
>>4058524

Same fag. You the only one bitching. That sould tell you sometihng.

>>4058543

So let this be a friendly reminder to step back, and not let shit like this get to you.

For the record, I think the thread is shit, but I generally reserve my strong emotions for threads that I like rather than threads I dislike. I prefer the feeling of FUCK YEAH rather than FUCK NO.

i hope the spaces wolves are proxy dinobots

The whole idea is still inferior to Wallhammer Faulty Kai.

>>4058590

Just as western cartoons are inferior to anime. ^_^

>>4058605
Precisely. Britainime will always be better than this long-legged doodoobaggery.

>>4050882
So would Orks be the Constructicons? They're both basically big guys who are short on brains who do nothing but knock about, drinking oil/fungus beer until the (Dirt) Boss tells them to do something.

Also they're both green.

>>4058624

Pip pip anonymous-chap! Let's all have bangers and mashimi!

>>4058633
I say, smashing! Would you like some Earl Green Tea to go with it?

And when the new animated series is a great success GW anounces that the family friendlyness is canon in 6. edition.

That would lead to a massive waaaagh of nerds from all over the world to the GW HQ.

Guys, guys. It's simple: GI JOE.

The Imperials will be a bunch of good guys from each service branch or Imp Guard Regiment.

You'd have Vadim the Valhallan Ice Guard who is essentially Pavel Chekov with a Lasgun. Calen the Catachan Jungle Fighter who is a mix of 80s action heroes. Gabe Condor, a Cadian Lieutenant who is pretty much Duke in a Cadian uniform. And other stereotypes.

You'd then have PSAs (don't YOU miss those?) at the end of every episode that vaguely connects to the story. For example, a group of Chaos Cultists try to get some kids to drink, telling them it'll make them cool only to flee when Captain Mordius of the Black Templars intervenes and tells them how alcohol will only make them stupid. The kids apologize, learned their lesson and vow not to touch alcohol. Captain Mordius and the kids share a laugh. All is well in the Imperium.

>>4058647

And Abaddon is Cobra Commander. IT FITS!

do you remember "Adventures of the Gummi Bears"?
think the orks should be like this troll-things they always had to deal with

>>4058652
"Curse you, Lifewatch! I shall be victorious! VICTORIOOOOUS!!"

"Chaos Marines! ANNIHILATE!"

"Chaos Marines! Retreat! RETREEEAT!"

>>4058633
>Pip pip anonymous-chap! Let's all have bangers and mashimi!
>Pip pip
>Pip pip
>Pip pip

>>4058647

>>Black Templars

>>Tells them that alcohol will only make them stupid by using it to incinerate them.

There's your problem.

I'll just leave this here...

>>4058699
Dude, have you even TRIED following the thread?

>>4058728
Leave what where?

>>4058728

Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean! TEAM LIFEWATCH, transform and roll out!

>>4050882
>Chaplain: Generic leader
>Inquisitor: Generic teenager who has magically risen to a position of some power
>Little girl: Generic mary-sue-esque loli
>Grey Knight: Generic muscle
>Dark Marine: LOL, Deadpool

I almost feel a bit bad about it, but I would watch this religiously...

Tie-in with CAPTAIN KHAINE, the ancient Eldar Avatar that is summoned by five young farseers when a threat to the Universe arises!

ULTHWE!
IYANDEN!
SAIM-HANN!
ALAITOC!
BIEL-TAN!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN KHAINE!

>>4058803

captain khaine, he's our hero
gonna take the mon-keigh down to zero!
and so on and so forth

One episode they have to assist a Tau force as Chaos is attempting to attack the Tau homeworlds.

The entier episode the white armor-clad Tau comander is butting heads with Team Lifewatch *Oh God I cringe as I type that* whilst a certian female Tau emisary has been getting along adrimably with them.
Then, at the end of the ep the white armor commander is shot and belived killed and after the fighting their helmet is removed only to reveal that it IS the Female that they have been getting along with.

And...

We need a Sister in this horrible mess. Probably motherly towards the pint-sized Alpha girl and as potential love interest for the Imp red-shirt and/or Dark Marine.

>>4051785

Arriving in this thread late, but I have a minor solution to this one; cigarette in a long cigarette holder. Then it doesn't give the rugged look if it's in her mouth.

OH NO ITS INQUISITOR BLIGHT

AND HOGGISH NURGLY

There also has to be an obligitry ep where Lifewatch and Chaos team up simply because they can.

>>4058906

Against LORD NECRON, DESTROYER OF LIFE.

He'd be like Skeletor and talk like Mr Freeze.

>>4058906 buffyandspike.jpg

>>4058919
Necrons talk now?

>>4058919

-Arnie- Mr Freeze?

>>4058934

It's a kids' show.

>>4058932

Exactly.

>>4058906
Umm... Did GI Joe ever team up with Cobra?

Oh shit. Scratch that. Carry on, citizen.

we would all watch any sort of tv show that has the 40k stamp on it regardless of how awful it is

even so i cringe at the thought that something so awful could ever be brought to reality

>>4058788
There needs o a jive talking Salamander Marine who speaks only in rhyme and teaches us it's cool to stay in school.

We need more drawfaggotry of this concept.

>>4058987
Agreed!

>>4058985
to racist for todays tv

>>4058985
For some reason when I saw that picture just now I thought of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and now I can't stop seeing that.

how about introducing a sororita they can save in an episode

she'd be very religious, giving this "believe in god - he'll guide you"-advice

>>4059029
thin is though if they push that to hard they will lose kids whos parents are atheists

>>4058987

If it helps, I'm saving it in my things-to-drawfag-for-/tg/ folder, next to 40k wacky racers and more chemchan.

itt thrice dammed heresy

>>4059033

She should be an extra. Maybe show an orphanage run by Sororitas being besieged in one episode, and Team Lifewatch help save it...

Actually the Chaos Gods could pull a Scooby Doo and try to scare the Sororitas off the property so they could convert it. Into a temple of Chaos.

or the good old plot: temple has artifact, chaos wants it, heroes save the day

token black guy- devastator marine

We need a way to work in assassins. Maybe they are being considered to be replacements for TEAM LIFEWATCH, and the team must save the day in an espeicaly heroic way to prove they deserve their position and not to be replaced

I liked this more when it wasn't combined with Brighthammer.

>>4059244

Once again, to make a GI Joe analogy, the assassins would be like Storm Shadow and Snake-Eyes. Mystical lone wolves that do badass stuff but sometimes come over to help Team Lifewatch while providing tantalizing hints of the awesome missions they've been on.

>>4059244
Naw. They'll act as a rival team. They won't be known as Assassins (a no-no on kids' shows). Instead, they'll be Imperial Black Ops agents belonging to an organization known as "the Temple".

So we'll have Vindicare the silent sharpshooter, Eversor the martial arts expert, Callidus the master of disguise and Culexus the psyker and team leader.

You know what, LIFEWATCH sounds like a show about lifeguards. Why not, EAGLE WATCH or THE INQUIQITORS?

>>4059279
its a parady from deathwatch, except death is a no no in a kiddy show

>THE INQUIQITORS?

LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW

Tzeench should be voiced by Tim Curry!
And the Emporer should be voiced by Ron Perlman!

>>4059339
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Still, LIFEWATCH wouldn't sell to a demographic of 8-12 year old boys who are obsessed with cartoon violence.

If we're doing anime, we need to do one that's Eldar-centric, with very busty farseers and Banshees that end up in rather compromisng positions. Love will bloom a lot.

>>4059418

Someone put this guy on the payroll.

>>4059455
>If we're doing anime

GET OUT

>>4059418

Ron Perlman should be the narrator.
"Waaaagh. Waaaagh never changes."

>>4059455
no one likes elves except little girls, this is the GI JOE version, not the totaly spies version.

>>4059535
A bunch of deranged overweight male Sailor Moon cosplayers would have to say otherwise, sadly enough...come to think of it, if we really wanted to be horrible, we could do Eldar/Space Marine yaoi...*shudder*

>>4059494
Christ I read that in his voice

Oh. Pox (fat smart guy) and Carn (tiny tough guy) there deamons and best buddies. They're aways getting into to trouble. Wacky hijinks ensue!

I'm seeing Sturnn being in a sort of 'Captain Fanzone' role.

This is why I hate marines.

I've always had a soft spot for the antihero-with-a-heart-of-gold.

>>4059548
Let this be stricken from the minds of all who see it.

D'you think GW is moneygrabbing enough to actually try this? I'm... I'm afraid that they might be.

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD, FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

One army is still missing from this thread; we need a way to work these guys in.

>>4059916
LOL. As pirates, duh. Done as done.

boomp