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    27 KB Dorf Quest XXVI: The Last One With a Sub-Title Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/21/09(Sat)23:25 No.4043841  
    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
    Current Quest(s): Resurrect Nevada

    ALCOHOLISM: drunk
    GOLD: 30804

    STATUS: Uninjured

    Vestigial Wings
    No Left Eye
    3rd eye on back
    Webbed Hands
    Three Breath
    Poison Immunity

    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Stone of Ionus
    Wooden Leg
    Map to Belthimus
    Nevada's Corpse
    Golden Sceptre
    Antimagic Cage
    Dragon Hide

    Mado, Newbie Assassin
    Kav, Pixie Mobster
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:28 No.4043862
    Eat gold. As much as possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:29 No.4043872
    >Webbed Hands
    for a moment, I read that as Weeaboo Hands. I recoiled in horror.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:29 No.4043877
    Resurrection Dance.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/21/09(Sat)23:29 No.4043880
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    Nevada has woke up. She has drawn her weapons, and is on guard, but hasn't attacked yet - that seems to be a good sign.

    Beardbeard is looking at Mado in confusion, seeing as how she seems to have completely forgotten the girl Beardbeard just killed a dragon to bring back to life.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:30 No.4043887
    Explain to both of them your version of events and try to piece together what happened. Tell Nevada of all the shit you've had to do and don't skimp on the details.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:32 No.4043897
    Dude, eat the gold. Eat it!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:33 No.4043910
    No, we need as much gold as possible to fund our new mountain kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:34 No.4043916

    Have Mado intercede and exclaim she won't let anyone hurt her friends. That should confuse Nevada enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:35 No.4043918
    Eating the gold will keep it safe and creates the potential for solid gold dorf turds.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:35 No.4043922
    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:35 No.4043924
    Oh yeah. As payment for resurrecting her she must now be a citizen in our new kingdom. And by citizen I mean slave. In a Princess Leia Slave outfit.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:35 No.4043926
    eating the gold would mean we wouldn't be able to get to it again. Don't eat the fucking gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:37 No.4043941
    Gold is also a heavy metal, and therefore POISONOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:38 No.4043946
    Fuckers. BeardBeard is a dorf. EAT THE GOLD
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:38 No.4043947
    We need the gold to fund our dorf fortress.

    Don't fucking eat our gold.

    Eat someone else's.
    >> 1d13 03/21/09(Sat)23:39 No.4043957
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:40 No.4043969
    actually, since he has poison immunity, I doubt it would affect him. But seriously, don't eat the fucking gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:41 No.4043977
    I like this idea. Nethack style.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/21/09(Sat)23:41 No.4043980
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    That gold can be used to buy Ale. Or maybe even fund a kingdom. No.

    Beardbeard's... version... of the tale, you say? How does his 'version' go?

    [Fuuuuck my response was slow. These lines just refuse to turn out nicely]
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:41 No.4043981
    Don't eat the fucking gold. Create a golden statue of yourself with the gold in your kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:41 No.4043984
    Don't eat the fucking gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:42 No.4043992
    I still vote to eat the gold. You know he wants to.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:43 No.4043996
    Beardbeard and Garelf was right in everything he did, Nevada's death wasn't his fault, they were totally awesome and everyone owes everything to him and should now be his slaves in his new kingdom and it is only because of them everyone is safe. So lie through your teeth. Duh.
    >> XBAX !!rgEcJKbT6SB 03/21/09(Sat)23:43 No.4043997
    wait i think i missed a few things. What happened to the other dude? The one with the shadow powers?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:43 No.4043998
    Gold is inert. Eat that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:44 No.4044007
    Also if she doesn't believe that it wasn't our fault she died then tell her of Garelf's noble sacrifice.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:45 No.4044015

    An epic tale of dragonslaying, friendship, and love. All acted out in order to correct an epic misunderstanding and heal a broken heart.

    Act this out with pantomime as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:45 No.4044017
    Guys? I think we have more important things to worry about then weather or not to eat gold right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:45 No.4044022
    Oh shit did we kill a dragon and get a shit load of gold?
    >> 1d13 03/21/09(Sat)23:46 No.4044024
    Not really, no.
    Eat the gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:46 No.4044027
    I think you have no sense of priority.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:46 No.4044028
    Huh, forgot this usually happens on Saturdays... links to previous threads of the night?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:46 No.4044029

    As both a favor to Mado, as well as to prove that Beardbeard is not a horrible monster, we embarked on a quest to resurrect Nevada. The price for the rez was a dragon's eye, so we killed an evil dragon. We would rather not lose another eye to Nevada, so hopefully this will prove that Beardbeard isn't a total loss.

    Also, it's worth mentioning that the one actually responsible for her death is no longer among the party. Although that may backfire on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:47 No.4044034

    Ask Mado for help in telling the tale. Make Nevada shit bricks.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/21/09(Sat)23:47 No.4044037
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    Nevada has a few things to say about your version.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:47 No.4044041
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:47 No.4044042
    He activated his SUPER DARKNESS POWERS and wound up being trapped in the Shadow Relm. The last time we checked up on him, some pointy haired bastard was trying to force him into a children's card game.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:47 No.4044043
    Tell here that we herorically resed her and now she can do whatever the hell she pleases. But if she wants beardbeard is looking for a new bodygaurd and it pays well...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:47 No.4044044
    I third, fourth, whatever, EAT THE GOLLDDD FUCCK YEAH!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:48 No.4044054
    Well, we did take a bit of a blow to the head during that fight with the dragon...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:49 No.4044059
    and then of course, there was the time we head butted that Hydra to death. In all truth, we seem to have a bit of a history of head injuries.
    >> XBAX !!rgEcJKbT6SB 03/21/09(Sat)23:50 No.4044068
    oh. cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:50 No.4044069
    tell her this instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:50 No.4044071
    If we were mentally ill, then wouldn't attacking him be considered an evil act?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:51 No.4044079
    Repeat the bit where we risked our life to save her.

    Rude bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:51 No.4044080
    God fine, thought she might want a story with a bit more AWESOME in it.

    We fought a dragon, found some sort of fairy, got some dragon eyes, resurrected you. Oh, and your girlfriend doesn't remember you now for some reason.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/21/09(Sat)23:51 No.4044084
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    The archives, for those who missed things: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest

    This is the first thread of the night.

    Mado has a few other things to say about your story.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:51 No.4044085

    Thanks to Mado we regret our earlier decision, and have remedied it by resurrecting you. Now, we have bigger fish to fry seeing as Mado has lost her memory and Garelf is gone which may or may not cause problems with elves in the future.

    Also, Satan Arm is amok, we need to kill it. Can you help?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:52 No.4044096
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:52 No.4044098

    At least the Hard Boiled Dame can back us up. After all, she saw the fight with the dragon didn't she?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:53 No.4044102
    Slap her and explain that Garelf was the only elf we could respect a bit. he fought besides us... and we killed him once but then we resurrected him and then he got really powerful and then he started to steal the show a bit but he was still our buddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:54 No.4044104
    we didn't kill him! He overused his shadow powers and got sucked into the Shadow Realm. Totally not our fault at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:55 No.4044116
    We totally killed him that one time.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:55 No.4044117
    No, the time before that. The drinking challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:55 No.4044123
    Dont eat the gold. Everyone who says to do it is obvious samefag.

    Explain the amnesia thing, get fairy to corroborate.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:56 No.4044127
    Didn't she read our dossier or something before coming to assassinate us? We chug entire barrels of Xomish ale, knowing that it may mutate away our very ability to continue drinking it! Mentally ill doesn't begin to cover the level of over-the-top dorfishness we exude from every pore.

    We would like a little appreciation for resurrecting her now, though. It's not as though we had to.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:57 No.4044131
    Oh, yeah, right. But even then, technically, it was alcohol poisoning. I don't think they could peg that on us in court.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:58 No.4044137
    While we're here we should probably find out if the priest has any way of discovering Garelf's whereabouts, as he's totally worth bringing back after his awesome interrogation session with Mado.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:58 No.4044140
    Inform Nevada that regardless of how retarded we may be, or how much our story doesn't make sense, we'd like to restore Mado's memory and at some point Garrelf's life.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:58 No.4044144
    speaking of which, we probably shouldn't mention that to Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/09(Sat)23:59 No.4044145

    Oh wait, fuck, I forgot that this priest hates the shit our of Garelf for beating him up that one time.

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/21/09(Sat)23:59 No.4044150
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    Nevada finds this story to be out of character with the report on you, but... believable. Kav backs you up on this, and Nevada grudgingly accepts the story.

    She agrees to come with you, since you seem to be trying to do something good for the world, but Nevada makes it quite clear that she will kill you if you step out of line. There is a price on your head, yes, but she only kills the villainous, and none of that sounds particularly villainous to her.

    Nevada has joined the party!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:00 No.4044154

    Without Garelf.

    Nevada could totally kill us.

    Unless Mado remembers us. She does right?
    >> Imp 03/22/09(Sun)00:00 No.4044155
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    Hey man, just give the people what they want and eat the damn gold. It does look mighty tasty...
    >> подметно 03/22/09(Sun)00:00 No.4044160
    go axe satan's arm a question or 2000.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:01 No.4044168

    Begin work on dorfen kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:01 No.4044171

    What's our quest then?

    Get memory

    Get Garelf

    Kill Satan Arm.

    I vote Satan Arm. Beardbeard wants to kill stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:01 No.4044175
    Being good is fine so long as it's chaotic.

    Follower of Xom and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:02 No.4044179
    Ditch the goody-goody. Then we can rampage freely.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:02 No.4044181


    go fuck yourself.


    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:02 No.4044183

    Fuck yes. 6 dots in speed. Nothing can stop us now!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:03 No.4044189
    Find some Delicious Alcohol
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:03 No.4044193

    She can easily kill us.

    We need to find a way to change her alignment.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:03 No.4044195

    Garelf killing Nevada was technically done as a bid to save Beardbeard from imminent rape. I highly doubt that he would have any further reason to attack her now that she's a party member. He did also fuck his life up to help her, so I think she's obligated to give him a chance.

    It would also stick with our track record of saving dead/lost party members.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:04 No.4044204
    You should
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:04 No.4044206

    "Um...great...I think. So, mind telling me why your girlfriend has amnesia, and how to cure it, so we can get cracking on bringing Garrelf back?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:05 No.4044209
    Drop her off at our kingdom and ask her to guard it, job done. Then we can do things our way.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:05 No.4044214
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    Mado seems to have lost access to a few abilities!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:06 No.4044221

    Not just yet though. We need to kill the Arm.
    >> 1d13 03/22/09(Sun)00:06 No.4044225
    Have we eaten the gold yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:07 No.4044232
    Change her alignment? To what, dorf? Every other alignment is perfectly willing to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:07 No.4044236
    Alcohol could bring those powers back. You must find some.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:08 No.4044237
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:08 No.4044238
    Lets go kill the arm of satan/xom
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:08 No.4044240

    Useless to us now.

    Drop off at kingdom, have her guard it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:08 No.4044244
    Dont eat the gold. Lets go kill satan's arm.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:09 No.4044247
    >Dorf with an all female entourage

    I mean

    Restore Nevada's memories. Yeah, that's the ticket.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:09 No.4044249

    We get her ass to a doctor. Shit's obviously happened from those knocks she took from the dragon. Also, it'll look good in front of the assassin that can kill us dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:09 No.4044252
    Chaotic hot dickings?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:11 No.4044265

    Fffff--"No, seriously. I need to know how to bring your friend's memory back, 'cause where we're going, we're going to need all the help we can get. And dammit, an amnesiac assistant assassin won't cut it as help."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:12 No.4044273
    Has the cleric got a Restoration spell? That cures memory loss and general loss of competence, right?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:12 No.4044276
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    Quest status updated!
    Current Quest(s): Found Kingdom, Retrieve Garrelf, Destroy Satan Arm, Restore Mado's Memory.

    Nevada says she is willing to help with anything other than founding your kingdom, as the rest are relevant to her interests. She asks that you restore Mado's memory ASAP, however.

    Beardbeard decides to head to Aordor, to try and stop the godhand.
    >> Imp 03/22/09(Sun)00:13 No.4044282
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    C'mon man! That gold ain't gonna eat itself!

    I tell you what, you eat some gold and I put in a good word with some succubi I'm in good with. They got bazongas like you wouldn't believe!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:13 No.4044285

    Suggest that dorfen brew could get her abilities back
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:15 No.4044295

    Before we leave we should probably find out how to actually KILL the arm. It seems a bit more complex than just slashing it until it movement ceases.

    Maybe stock up on alchemist's fire, or acid potions? If only to keep the fucking thing from regenerating/absorbing more mass.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:15 No.4044296
    Tell her to do the memory retrieval, we're not very good with diplomacy. We can however kill stuff.
    >> 1d13 03/22/09(Sun)00:16 No.4044305
    I believe Beardbeard should heed this sensible advice.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:16 No.4044306
    >It seems a bit more complex than just slashing it until it movement ceases.

    Well that's us fucked then.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:16 No.4044309

    Defy the laws of physics and beat up the imaginary(?) imp that's suggesting you eat you beer gold. You've killed a god, you can kill an imp easily.
    >> подметно 03/22/09(Sun)00:17 No.4044313
    on the way, ask if aldwin wants to help. (or do we not know the way to his windmill?)
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:19 No.4044328
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    Beardbeard changes his mind. Mado can't stand up to a mutant monstrosity in her current state!

    ...But he doesn't know any doctors, so he gets her the best medicine he has: Fine Dorfen Ale!

    She chugs it. Now you have a drunk Mado with no memory!

    We do indeed know the location of Aldwin's windmill!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:21 No.4044342

    Off to the Windmill!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:21 No.4044343
    Suggest Nevada search for another city for a doctor.... and leave you with drunk naive Mado...

    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:22 No.4044347
    Ask Nevada for advice, we've never had to restore memory before.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:22 No.4044352
    Cultist is almost a doctor! Maybe she can help!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:23 No.4044356
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:23 No.4044359

    Rape would be an additional option at this point if we didn't have an eye-stabbing halfling assassin with us.

    Ask the priest of Xom about amnesia cures, or consult an apothecary. I think that's about all that passes for doctors in fantasy-land.

    While we're at it, buy some ale for ourselves. Plain drunk isn't good enough. Also offer some to Kav and Nevada.

    A drunk party is a powerful party.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:24 No.4044366
    For a remarkably Xom-styled value of 'help', sure...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:24 No.4044367

    >a drunk Mado with no memory!
    >a drunk Mado with no memory!
    >a drunk Mado with no memory!

    Windmill. We'll need a full party for a Xom Arm beatdown. Plus I wanna see the look on Nevada's face when she finds out Goldmoon is dead.
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    >> 1d13 03/22/09(Sun)00:25 No.4044377
    You should still eat the gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:26 No.4044383
    >Nevada: Wait, I get it. You aren't evil, just a really angry drunk.

    >I'm going to make you sober. FOREVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:27 No.4044390

    Loot Corpse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:27 No.4044396

    >> Imp 03/22/09(Sun)00:28 No.4044408
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    Fine. I can take a hint. I guess you don't want a wild orgy with shapeshifting demonesses who have 20,000 years experience in the sensual arts.
    Cya later, shorty.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:29 No.4044415
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    Beardbeard decides to ask Cultist, seeing as how Beer didn't seem to work, and she is the only book learner he knows.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:30 No.4044422
    >no memory

    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:31 No.4044433
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:31 No.4044435
    Go and ask her. Do all 3 of us have to be on the same job? Surely Nevada can do something more useful.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:35 No.4044467
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    Nevada agrees - there's no reason for all of us to check here. She decides to ask around at the assassin's guild, since its just a hop skip and a jump from Aldwin's windmill. She darts off - Nevada has left the party.

    Beardbeard finds everyone sitting on the table. Strange. They look depressed about something.
    >> подметно 03/22/09(Sun)00:36 No.4044474
    it's simple. beardbeard knows cultist, so he has to ask.
    mado has no memory, so she needs to be watched.
    nevada doesn't trust you, so she's making sure you don't need your ass killed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:36 No.4044475

    Burst into the windmill in a boisterous, rowdy fashion. Make sure to remain as out of place as possible in a grief-filled setting.

    This is the best course of action, and can't possibly result in an awkward situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:37 No.4044480
    they are obviously suffering from a lack of alcohol. Look for something to fix the problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:37 No.4044483
    4. Beardbeard, Mado, Kav, Nevada. And yes, everyone has to stay together or it's not a party. Besides, Nevada probably doesn't trust us alone with Mado.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:37 No.4044489

    "The hell's wrong with you two? You look like someone kicked the bucket."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:38 No.4044497
    Ask questions later. Get cultist to start with the mojo.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:38 No.4044498
    Ask why they look so depressed. And if they can restore memories, since there are some missing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:39 No.4044510


    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:39 No.4044516
    Inquire as to the reason of their emo.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:43 No.4044540
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    Nevada's logic is a bit low - this important part of the equation slipped her mind. Besides, she's stupid fast - she won't be gone more than an hour or two.

    "Memories! Can you fix them?"

    "...Hweee're so sahreee, hwee don't know hhhow to fihx mehmorhees..." Cultist looks genuinely depressed that she can't help you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:45 No.4044550

    Shout "Then Help Me Find Somebody that CAN!!! ARRRRG!!!" and break the table
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:45 No.4044551
    Ask if she knows who can. Surely there's some god of the mind or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:46 No.4044561
    tell her to cheer the fuck up, we're just have to find an apothcary or something then. Now that I think about it, wasn't Fate pretty cool with us? Maybe we could check up with one his priests.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:46 No.4044567
    Inquire as to everyone's sadness.

    Ask if they've considered letting the warmth of good dorfen beer into their hearts and bellies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:48 No.4044574
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:51 No.4044603
    Oh noes now Nevada missed the news! She's going to be surprised so bad.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)00:54 No.4044637
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    Table destroyed! Aldwin and Lily seem surprised.

    ...Cultist mentions Fate and Yog might be good ideas, but she spits out Yog's name as she says it.

    [Cultist not shown due to... well, me not giving a fuck.]
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:56 No.4044655
    Get directions to the nearest temple of Fate, if possible. Then give them a pile of gold for the table and some ale to fix their glumness, and get going. No reason to stick around here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:57 No.4044658

    Loot Tables Corpse

    Or better yet, just auto-loot ever corpse.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:57 No.4044660
    Ask where we could find a priest of Fate before taking your leave and saying thank you.

    Fate was an alright guy.
    >> подметно 03/22/09(Sun)00:57 No.4044662
    ask about fate, spend 1~2 hours listening to backstory until nevada returns, go find fate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:58 No.4044668

    Lily can hear us even in Beardbeard's segment, right? HAVE HER TELL ALDWIN AND CULTIST TO JOIN BEARDBEARD. They're both off the resurrect people, it'll be easier together.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:59 No.4044670

    I second this notion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)00:59 No.4044675
    Question. When Nevada gets back ask HOW she knows Mado? I mean, we have no idea, right?

    Go to fate
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:00 No.4044681
    If Nevada hasn't returned by then, ask why everyone is so depressed. We must learn what has happened in the last three threads!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:01 No.4044689
    Why does Beardbeard care what happened to the assassin's guild? That's not his plotline.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:01 No.4044692

    We're heading to the Shadow Realms to retrieve Garrelf, but if we're going to see Fate about getting memories back, why not ask him for a resurrection on a certain Celestial as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:03 No.4044711
    To pass time? Talking about stuff is better than just sitting around and doing nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:04 No.4044719

    >> подметно 03/22/09(Sun)01:06 No.4044730
    >drinking ale
    fixed ur post for ya, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:08 No.4044743
    Suggest that Aldwin's party join in the liberation of Aordor. Say that killing stuff ALWAYS makes you feel better.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)01:10 No.4044758
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    Beardbeard is feeling generous for the help (and somewhat pities Cultist). Aldwin also seems to be angry about the table, but doesn't do more than glare at Beardbeard, so he leaves them a nice tip. 1000 Gold lost - 29,800 Gold remaining!

    Cultist mentions that the elven city of Teven, where Queen Arialla reigns, has the nearest temple of Fate.

    To kill time waiting for Nevada, Beardbeard asks what happened. 30 minutes of STORY TIEM later, Beardbeard learns all there is to know about Goldmoon's death and Furious George's attempted hijack. Beardbeard is genuinely disinterested, but Mado seems to have half remembered something.

    Lily knows how Beardbeard rolls. She won't risk them on an adventure with him. Sure, they'd EVENTUALLY come back - but how many times would they die, and how badly would they be mangled?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:12 No.4044780
    Why does Aldwin look so angry? With that much gold, he could buy himself about thousand tables! Or one table and plenty of assorted baby stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:13 No.4044786
    Oh is Lily scared? Is Lily chicken? Oh well I guess it's only to be expected from a LITTLE GIRL. Let's just leave the big baby to hide at home. And we thought she was cool...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:13 No.4044792
    Make a chicken dance at Lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:15 No.4044807

    >elven city of Teven


    ...ffffff....Fuck you Lily, we're dragging Aldwin along for this part. We need his somewhat hotness to soothe the Queen into letting us in and somewhat peacefully explain what happened to Garrelf. Or would you rather Bearbeard somehow completely obliterates the city in drunken rage?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:15 No.4044809

    Ask around and find out if anyone has any tales of Mado's past. Get them to tell them
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:16 No.4044819
    I vote we just obliterate it anyway. Garelf is gone so we can now destroy the elves as much as we want.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:17 No.4044830

    Yyyeaaahh, except it has assloads of those magic trees to make replacement limbs for Beardbeard, so that'd be a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:17 No.4044832

    I distinctly remember that the elves REFUSED to let Beardbeard into their city last time. Mado is pretty much useless, and I have no idea what Kav would do in that situation, or if she would even be able to negotiate something.

    So we're left with either recruiting Aldwin or asking about Yog. Ask about Yog for completeness.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:18 No.4044835
    Question: Can Lily see the non-quest images posted here?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:18 No.4044841
    Hell, maybe just talking about past events concerning a person can retrieve minor memories. At the very least it would make it easier to restore them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:19 No.4044853
    Consider bashing Mado's head again. That has been known to restore memory.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)01:24 No.4044912
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    Well he was angry about the table - he likes that table - but has forgiven Beardbeard since, well, he paid for it. I was trying to show a lot with limited space - sorry for the confusion.

    Yes, she can, and she usually facepalms.

    Cultist grudgingly tells you about the temple to Yog, that is also in Teven. She mentions there is another temple to Yog at the coastal town of Eridia, far to the south.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:24 No.4044917
    Yog maybe helpful
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:25 No.4044927
    Ask what Yog is god of again?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:26 No.4044935
    You know that if we do this, it'll be right as Nevada walks in, right? And I don't think we need a psychofast midget assassin thinking we start beating up her girlfriend the moment she leaves (remember, logic isn't her strong suit)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:26 No.4044946

    Awesome. Since Yog is totally unknown in the story up to this point, I would like to inquire as to who Yog is, and why Cultist despises him.

    Since we're more-or-less laymen/abominations of Xom, it might be good to learn why a priestess of Xom hates Yog before we consider using his services.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:27 No.4044949
    What's Cultist got against Yog? Ask her, it might be important.

    Tell her that either we go to Yog who she apparently dislikes, or we kidnap her boyfriend and the father of her unborn child to an elven forest.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:27 No.4044953

    Woah, hold on there. Judging from the way Cultist is speaking of Yog, he/she might not go well with Xom. And we like Xom (to some degree), right? Ask her what her beef with Yog is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:27 No.4044955
    Guys, let's go to the temple of Fate. We've met Fate, and he's not so bad. There's no telling what kind of shit Yog would try to mix us up in. The elves will probably not pose much of a problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:29 No.4044974
    Ask why she hates Yog so much. After all, we are followers of Xom as well, and if the answer is deific feud, we can make sure there is one less temple of Yog in Garrelf's kingdom.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)01:30 No.4044991
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    Yog is the god of Law.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:32 No.4045007

    Inquire about Yog and his/her relation to alcohol
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:32 No.4045012
    Uh-oh. No wonder she hates him. And he's probably absolutely loathe Beardbeard.

    Looks like we'll have to grab Aldwin along anyway. But if there's a goodbye kiss involved, I won't complain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:32 No.4045014
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    You sure about that?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:34 No.4045038
    Tell her we can remove the Temple of Yog in the elven lands if she and aldwin help. Or at least one of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:34 No.4045043
    Well at least he's powerful.

    Good job describing the bubbles, though, Gnome. Bubbles are important when talking about this guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:35 No.4045051
    Well, since Kav is a fey she may have an easier time getting into elfland. garelf didn't have any problems, after all. We probably don't even need to entrust her with any money, just send Kav in to deliver the message about the new king being banished to THE SHADOW REALM and the queen will probably let us in, or at least help to resolve one of our quests.

    We can have Kav pop by the temple on her way in or out to find out if Fate can fix amnesia.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:35 No.4045052
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    Are those circles supposed to be gears?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:37 No.4045071
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:38 No.4045081

    This actually sounds good. Seconding.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:38 No.4045092

    And Restoring memories is lawful? Kay
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:39 No.4045095
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:39 No.4045101
    Nothing says "God of all Order, He who controls and restricts all unto his bureaucratic mind" like bubbles.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:41 No.4045115
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    I'd see Yog-Sothoth more as a god of supreme knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:43 No.4045135
    Yog =! Yog-Soggoth
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:43 No.4045139
    control -> mind control -> mental manipulation -> memory restoration

    Most likely a very small part of his portfolio, but potentially makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:43 No.4045142
    Yog + Bubbles = Yog-Sothoth
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:46 No.4045167
    Ok so we definitely go to Fate to get this done.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)01:46 No.4045169
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    I'm pulling a Word of God on this one.

    Yog's godhood grants:

    Both 2 and 3 could be used to fix memory problems.

    Kav emphatically agrees with this idea - she says this adventure has so far been 'more boring than a pile of wet blankets.'
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:50 No.4045202
    Okay off we gooooo! Mention to Cultist we might trash Yog's place maybe she'll come too. Doubtful because she'll probably want to stay with Aldwin but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:50 No.4045205
    Tell Kav that, after beating Satan in a drinking contest, restoring his liver, killing ANOTHER god to give Satan throne to the God of magic, killing a dragon, decapitating an elf with a door, headbutting a hydra to death and infiltrating an entire elf kingdom, pretty much everything is boring to you and she needs to shut her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:52 No.4045235


    Then pillaging shall commence to keep her sated. Also apologize that she's bored, we'll step up the violence, excitement, and danger soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:52 No.4045236
    Then let Kav go through with it! Hopefully they'll let Beardbeard in too.

    Have Mado check Cultist's tummy in wonder, just for the heck of it. "There's a baby in there? Wooow!"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)01:53 No.4045252
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    The party leaves, heading ou-CLANG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:54 No.4045257
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:55 No.4045265
    That looks a lot worse than simply "clang"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:55 No.4045266
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)01:55 No.4045271
    >Have Mado check Cultist's tummy in wonder, just for the heck of it. "There's a baby in there? Wooow!"

    Remind me of this; I will do it in the after drawings.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:55 No.4045273
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:55 No.4045274

    Who do we know of that's capable of breaking windmills?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:55 No.4045275
    Didn't we kill him already?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:57 No.4045283

    Time itself, duh.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:57 No.4045286
    Think we've got autosage now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:57 No.4045287
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:57 No.4045290
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)01:59 No.4045312
    OH WOW



    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:01 No.4045333

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:01 No.4045338
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    Newfags. Get educated: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:02 No.4045344

    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:04 No.4045361
    >>4045312 speaking. I knew of what it was. But it's going to restore memory anyway, innit?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:07 No.4045396

    "Hahahaha I missed that old..
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:08 No.4045400
    Ohhh. I didn't see that line and the rod.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:09 No.4045409

    Haha oh wow. I had completely forgotten about that thread.

    Well played, clerks. Well played.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:11 No.4045430
    Hey Gnome are you gonna make a new thread?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:13 No.4045458
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    Actually I clicked you by accident. Its a byproduct of mass redirecting.

    New thread: >>4045445
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:14 No.4045469
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    No, I never make new threads, are you crazy, that's a stupid idea.

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