You should feel awful, son

I love you.

And everyone finds Squats in their refrigerators, Potemayo-sty

>strap-on dildo love in order to continue reproducing.
One small problem there, son.

>>3982301
I see no issue.

>>3982301
Someone doesn't know how babby formed.

>strap-on dildo love
>strap-on dildo love in order to continue reproducing.
BABIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

>>3982328
BLASPHEMY

>>3982278
You're a fucking abomination.

>>3982278
You're doing it wrong! YOU'RE DOING IT WROOOOOOONG!!!

It is not strap-on dildo love! It is futanari dick love!

This is why animefaggotry doesn't belong here.

Son, I am dissapoint.

Hello kitty heads replace skulls in fashion.

>>3982357
SANRIO FOR THE SANRIO THRONE!

What is this I don't even

So what about Chaos, then?

>>3982342
Only difference for chaos is:

-half the slaaneshi masturbate in a slightly different way

-The khornate are now subject to permanent menstruation(blood for the blood god?) tendencies and BITCH RAEG

-The nurgle worshippers are slightly more pleasing to the eye,and now carry fewer male related std's

-The tzeenchi probably JUST AS PLANNED it anyway so they are unfazed

-chaos undivided is still chaotic because CHAOS,only cuter

Even the chaos gods are all now school girls.

Slaanesh is the only one left in existence with a dick and relentlessly pursues Khorne in order to use it on her. Khorne catches a severe and incurable case of TSUNDERE for Slaanesh.

Tzneech is now god of tea party planning. It is very serious business.

>>3982386
P-permanent menstruation? WTF? So now I'm always bleeding between the legs?

From now on, I'm not Vita the Betrayer anymore! I'm Vita THE EVER-BLEEDING!

>>3982450


TRANSFORM THIS DECAYED FORM

>>3982424
>Tzneech is now god of tea party planning. It is very serious business.

I love you /tg/

Nids can still nom the galaxy, it's just that they feel guilty afterwards in regards to the weight they'll gain.

New slogan?
"In the grim darkness of the 41st millennia, there is war a few days out of every month. Also ice-cream."

What happens to the Tyranids and Necrons?

The slaaneshi get monster clits and bring on the advent of CHAIN CLIT MODIFICATIONS whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchugachuggachugga

>>3982504
D:

>>3982504
Squicky... *Shivers*

THis is the worst thread I've ever seen.

THIS THREAD IS UN-KAWAII.

FOR THE EMPESS NA NO DESU.
^________^

>>3982357

Commissar Fuklaw, with her newfound youth and vitality, goes back on duty..

As the most violent and angry magical girl EVER.

>>3982278
Why do i love this thread so much?!?!

>>3982531
Your False Empress will never triumph, Unbeliever.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS! SKULLS FOR HER SKULL THRONE!

The Emperor is effected too.

Good news is he is no longer a corpse.

Bad news is she is still asleep from a dark spell. She shall be preserved in time in slumber until a charming and handsome prince comes and kisses her.

Worse new. There are no men left.

Better news. Thousands of psykers no longer need to be scarified a day. Her snoring pierces the warp and guides all ships..

>>3982504
OH GOD WAIT WHAT

>>3982640
Slaanesh counts.

>>3982547
I always said Khorne was a woman and the whole blood and skulls thing is just because she's on the rag. Now it's official. I'm so happy.

>>3982640
...what about Macha?

>>3982640

Still virgin. Poor bastard.

>>3982640

NO NO NO

WAKE UP AND GIVE ME GUIDANCU

WAH. T______T

>>3982698
Did you read the OP? Eldar didn't notice anything was different until someone told them.

She's very pissed that there isn't a dick left in the galaxy. Virgin forever.

>>Her snoring pierces the warp and guides all ships..

I lold

For Chaos:

Khorne - All Khornate daemons and followers now have a permanent, terrible case of PMS. The blood that flows from between their legs is their sacrifice to the Blood Goddess, and they rage across the galaxy demanding ice cream and Midol.

Tzeentch - Just as planned, most of Tzeentch's followers are either souls sealed in metal armor that now bears a crude representation of breasts on the chest, or have no fixed form. Essentially nothing is different for Tzeentch, owing to the fact that the schoolgirlification of the galaxy was part of one of her plans.

Nurgle - Nurgle's daemons are now sexy in an unhealthy sort of way, or are goo girls made of infectious slime. They still spread plague, but look hot while doing it.

Slaanesh - Slaanesh and hir followers are the only ones left with penises. Indeed, they've so far failed to notice the changes in the galaxy, for only the newest initiates into Slaanesh's host don't already have youth, beauty, and both sets of genitals.

>>3982735
I read it, but isn't Macha fated to be with the Emperor/ess?

>>3982735
Unless she becomes a Dark Eldar. Since Slaanesh is the MASTER OF FUTANARI!!!

>>3982735
>there isn't a dick left in the galaxy

Except on Slaaneshi cultists.

>>3982758
>>3982762
Nope.

Giant Chain Clits.

Though I guess a giant clit counts since it is a sexual organ being inserted.

>>3982753
Someone get a writefag on this. Schoolgirl 40K demands fanfic.

>>3982779
Dost thou tempt me, mortal? I shall do it..

But I'd need a specific idea for a story to write.

>>3982785
Write the Epic Adventures of Vita the Ever-Bleeding, Champion of Khorne, as she travels the galaxy demanding ICE CREAM FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS AND MIDOL FOR HER PAINED ENTRAILS!

>>3982778

No chains! Huge clittorii are for sucking, not weaponry. (well, maybe if it was really big, you could bludgeon someone with it, but that might hurt you more than them...)

Then again, maybe this is a job for KHARN WRITER.

He isn't online though. Damn, should have waited till he was actually home to post this. He'd get a kick out of it.

>>3982640
d'awwww

>>The Tyranid's can't NOM NOM the galaxy anymore
they've developed an eating disorder

>>3982753
>Just as planned, most of Tzeentch's followers are either souls sealed in metal armor that now bears a crude representation of breasts on the chest.

No, they're little girls made of dust trapped into giant power armor. They bang on the armor (which now has a transparent compartment so they can be seen, which incidentally makes the sealed armor look like an angry washing machine on legs) but if someone breaks the armor the soul inside is released and turns to dust.

>>3982785
I think you should start the series with a couple of Eldar soldiers talking to each other about how all the marines have suddenly gotten shorter etc.

>>3982852
>angry washing machine on legs

I lol'd.

>>3982534
>>3982504

I love you, /tg

>>3982785

Hmmm...the first mission of a group of space marines still adjusting to the changes. They go down to a paradise world to purge heretics/xenos, but the eldar (overused? or another group) show up and it turns into a three-way.

battle.

Oh, and panty shots. lots of panty shots.

>Giant Chain Clits

I have to be completely honest with you here. Getting a chainblade attached there sounds like the most painful experience one could ever experience. Ever.

This thread made me smile.

I may writefag this for lulz.

Anything we forgot to cover?

worst thread ever

>>3982906
The slaaneshi would simply see it as a built in vibrator that happens to also qualify for a good weapon.

That plus they like pain.
The only thing they will regret is that thier victims will liquefy a little faster when they buttsex them.
And the orks with thier vaginally stored ammunition will tend to explode when they try.

And the orks....well....."OY DOK WICH WUN AM OY SUPPOZD TA POOP FRAM?OY WANTZ TA STORE ME EXTERA AMMO IN DA OTHA HOLE!"

The space marines will probably build small squirting devices into thier chestplates that fire BLINDING MILK POISON FROM THIER MUSCULAR NIPPELS(if the adawwwptes mechanicus has anything to say about it)

The nids will formulate a new genetic standard and build ARMIES UPON ARMIES OF TENTACLE BEASTS

And the squats will scare many children

This is the best 40k thread I've ever seen. 10/10.

>>3983291
Kroot.
"You are endowed....It will be good to have those boobs"
and the great knarloc OH GOD NO

Imperail guard will dish out uniforms according to cup size and commisars will have SEXY TIEM and sanctioned psykers will be even more likely to explode
once again ogryns....OH GOD NO

OH!

BEHOLD, LOLINAUGHT.

The new dreadnaughts.

>>3983375
>>3982529
>>3982374
>>3982337
YOUR SAGING HATRED ONLY HELPS ME MASTURBATE
civil /b/tard is now leaving ur board

>>3983503

The imperial aquila pantsu made me lol muchly.

>>3983503
This just in
I like 40k now

Eh. Appears /tg/ has gained a (yet another) resident pedo tripfag.

>>3983585
You mean namefag. Tripfags and namefags are different varieties of faggotry.

>>3983600
Huh. They haven't even a tripcode? How novel. Didn't even look, to be honest.

>>3983600
Even better.. I've been around a while. So nothing was gained.

And the thread has nothing pedo about it.

>>3983585
it was meant as a joke...
and Im not tripfag,im the guy that posted these
>>3982386
>>3982504
>>3982738
>>3983433
>>3983455
>>3983534

NOW ONWARDS IN THE NAME OF ROFL

>>3983638
Hitting the hay, actually. Saving this thread to my hard drive though.. for.. future use.

I think I've reached the limit of rofl I can milk from this without just doing writefaggotry, but I'm not up to that right this moment.

I like where this is going

Wow! It's just like one of my Japanese animes!

So kawaii ^________^ XD

>>3982779

(You know our motto: We deliver.)


In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, a giggling schoolgirl of ever-changing beauty kneels down before a small, round table in a garden of thought. Across from her, sat atop a rainbow-coloured cushion is a crude little soft toy imitation of a another young girl in a ripped and dirty school uniform, her fabric skin a sickly pale colour with long, tangled green hair. The sniggering young girl smiles over at the little doll with its oversized head and blank expression and reaches for a china teapot in the centre of the table. And then, with words so impossibly heavy with the weight of cognition, so mind-buggeringly well chosen that mere mortals in the material plain have lived and died countless lives in the time it took to select even one syllable, the girl says, ‘More tea, Nurgle-kun?’

[1]

The former capitol city of Kilion VII had been on its knees. The 43rd Cadian were too late, the pondering bureaucracy of the Imperium of Joshikousei apparently too preoccupied with the shipment of gaudy romance texts to its major worlds to remember its place in the universe as a xenophobic, paranoid race of casual warmongers. By time the 43rd had arrived, they were some two decades too late. The Ork incursion had been and gone, leaving only a concrete jungle of ruined buildings, spent shell casings, and the occasional smashed bottle of alcopop. Not even the sacred High Schools of the Adeptus Yanderatus survived the orgy of violence and poorly managed uniform coordination. Atop a wind-swept hill over-looking the desolate city, a figure stood observing the panorama. The oversized black cloak draped over the figure’s shoulders flapped violently in the breeze, occasionally revealing a pair of pale legs that shivered with the chill. The figure raised a thin hand from behind its back and pushed up the large, pointed hat - two sizes too large - atop its head up for the fourth time in a row. There was a moment of understanding between the hat and its owner - before the hat fell back down over the figure’s eyes. The figure twitched visibly and cursed violently under its breath with a distinctly female voice.

[2]

‘Commissar-sama! Commissar-sama!’ shouted a voice over the din of the breeze. The cloaked figure turned hurriedly, regaining its composure and pushing the hat up over its brow once again. The pale-skinned young Commissar, dressed in the black and red sailor fuku of the Commissariat, looked on as Private Jude struggled up the hill toward her, tripping on her own feet every few steps and loosing her glasses to the hillside.

‘What is it, Private?’ the Commissar barked as the young Private scrambled to grab her glasses for the second time. She crawled breathlessly up the final few feet of hill to the Commissar’s feet, pushing the spectacles back against her face.

[3]

‘N-New orders, Commissar-sama,’ Jude said, steadily getting to her feet, still struggling to catch her breath. ‘The C-Captain says we’re not the only ones here. Xenos remain in the city!’

‘Orks remain on Kilion VII?’ the Commissar ‘s eyes flashed for a moment. Perhaps this trip was not all for nothing, she thought to herself. Perhaps she would get her chance at those ugly harlot xenos after all, Empress willing. Private Jude shook her head enthusiastically, her blue pony-tail flailing wildly behind her head in the wind.

[4]

‘Nuh-uh! Captain says scout teams on the other end of the city reported contact with a Tau pathfinder squad probing the a medica--’

‘The Tau are here!?’ the Commissar yelled in disbelief, her hat threatening to plunge another inch down her head. Jude recoiled and almost fell backwards down the hill. The short Commissar pivoted to face the flattened city once again, her brow knotted in fury. As if those ugly Orks weren’t bad enough, now she had those slutty Tau xenos spreading their heretical filth about the place. Her hands tightened into fists at the thought of the blue-skins prancing about in their too-short skirts and revealing armour, being all touchy-feely with one another. They were some of the most annoying - and deadly - of xenos. And that goes without the thought of their leaders! The Commissar closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

[5]

‘Let the Captain know I will join him in a moment,’ the young Commissar said calmly. ‘That will be all, Private Jude.’

‘Yes, Commissar-sama!’ Private Jude snapped to attention awkwardly then sprinted down the hill at speed, before eventually - with an audible squeal - tripping over nothing in particular and barrel rolling the next three-quarters of the way down the slope.

The Commissar folded her arms across her chest and shivered visibly. After a few deathly silent moments, the wind picked up unexpectedly and blew the large hat clean off her head, raven black hair spilling out to flutter in the wind. A Commissar can only have so much patience.

[6]

That's all I got for now. Might continue if I can figure out where the blue Mary I'm going with this. Ideas for the how the Tau work wouldn't go unnoticed - I'm imagining them currently as borderline lesbian magical girls (with railguns).

A-Flat Minor ♪, you just made my day.

>>3984724
This thread is...

PROCEED.

Sup/tg/. This must be archived for the GLORY OF THE FEMPEROR!

this is /tg/ - getting shit done, now with loli school girls

what are angry marines then?


Angry Marine-chan:
A once sweet and lovable schoolgirl who, for reason inadequatly explored, heard some punk rock at some point, and was forever lost in an eternal girly shriek of exitement and energy. She can now only communicate through loud shouts and screams, albeit looking very cute in doing so. her voice helped her to becoeme captain of the school soccer team, her voice booming out orders left and right, and scaring most opposition into running off the field.

she was quickly picked up by the adawwptus astartes...

Ah, tits. I won't be able to post any more of the writefaggotry 'til tomorrow, gents. Having to GTFO of my mate's house.

If the thread is still going by then, I'll post some more. S'brilliant fun to write. :P

W-What about Horus?

What about all the characters that we've known to love?

What about Stumpy?

Do we have a gnarly, lesbian Guardswoman on our hands or what?

bump

Now posting in an epic thread.

somebody vote to archive this.

This thread has been alive for a little over EIGHT HOURS. Everyone here gets a complementary high five.

>>3985906

This idea is bad and you should feel bad

In the name of T'au, I WILL PUNISH YOU! RAILGUN BATTERIES, FIRE!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Vote, you bastards.

Aren't Orks fungus-based genderless creatures? How would this idea work for them?

Whole thread is fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1bIvjuNtSU

HERE'S HOW SPESS MEHRINES DEAL WITH YOUR KIND.

As a gay man, I must protest the newfound lack of man-meat in the 40k universe.

Also, delicious lickable nurgle.

>>3985948
It's not "switch everone's gender" it's "everybody is now a Japanese schoolgirl." Imagine a greenskinned, strong looking schoolgirl with horrible teeth and acts like a soccer hooligan

Also, is this the God Empress of Mankind or Gork (or possibly Mork)?

>>3985917
Seconded, and not just because you used an old pic I made.

>>3985993
forgot your sage ancientfag

>>3985980

But what you described is an Ork with a gender and weeaboo features, not actual japanese school girls. How can an ork be both an Ork and a japanese school girl, unless it is completely replaced by a japanese school girl?

>>3985980
Funny you should mention them but I am planning to convert some Japanese Schoolorks. Finally managed to trade my Guard for a bunch of Black Reach Orks.

>>3985980
She was already decided to be Mork (or maybe Gork) before the whole universe turned to Schoolgirls. Stop being so new >[

This thread makes me laugh uncontrollably.

>>3985980
Slaanesh

>>3985831

well since everyone is a girl and young, there's really no room for old people, and technically everyone is a lesbian now. That means Guardsman stumpy would be the sort of loli who is exteptionally more prone to fits of grabass and quasi-molestation than others.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>3985980

>Also, is this the God Empress of Mankind or Gork (or possibly Mork)?

It is a japanese female. If it is a japanese female, than it would be impossible for it to be the Emperor or an Ork. The question is pointless, because if an Ork turned into a jap, then it would no longer be an Ork.

>Everyone in 40k is turned into Japanese school girls.
>and applied generous amounts of strap-on dildo love in order to continue reproducing.
>The Greater Kawaii( ^_^ )
>It is now the sexiest campaign for extermination of all life ever.

>>3986127

>>3986151
OH GOD.
WHY ME?
WHY?

>>3986156

i was about half way done with an ogryn girl when my roommate entered and i had to abort the mission

so i ended up drawing this thing

>>3986179
NOW THAT'S BETTER.
I GOT BITCHES

>>3982278

>It is now the sexiest campaign for extermination of all life ever.

What's the point if they are all japanese girls? There would be just one race of beings in the universe, and why would they fight if they are all the same?

>>3986289

>>3986289
But that's not you.

It looks like LIIVI actually.

A commissar will be knocking on your door in 4 minutes to put a bullet through your head...I hope you can pack quickly.

>>3986301
They remain the same race underneath. However, they take on many of the aspects of japanese schoolgirls, such as smallness and tits. Sage for shitthread.

>>3986322

So everybody looks like human/eldar/ork underage girls? Why would people be interested in this shit?

>>3986141
>>3986301
>>3986322
>>3986344
You guys officially have no sense of humour and thus must be exterminated in the name of Chaos!

ICE CREAM FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS! MIDOL FOR HER PAINED ENTRAILS!

>>3986425
When the thread starts being funny, I'll laugh. Promise.

>>3986425

>You guys officially have no sense of humour

Not at all. We just aren't British pedophiles.

....

By Sigmar's golden balls, you future types are an odd lot. Don't you people have crops to grow or beastmen to be eaten by or something?

>>3986463
We do, but all the crops turned into little girls and require semen to grow. All beastmen are also little girls and seek to rape us.

So we do the only logical thing - we fap day and night.

>>3986480
Well at least the beastmen are still raping, the world hasn't gone completely mad then.

fuck you, op

>>3986480
Well, kill the beastmen, burn down the little girl crops and start again. And get your hand out of your pants.

Sigmar's Dong, do I have to tell you people how to do everything?

>>3986480
> Fap

Found a slight logic error there, cap'n.

Funny thing is, OP's idea would probably not be so far fetched for a classic ACTION ANNIE MAY plot

Christ, just stop posting
you are fucking annoying and you don't even have to try; just seeing your fucking name makes me rage a bit now.

>>3986526
No luck. Weapons and tanks turned into little girls too, they demand semen to run instead of oil and fuel.

>>3986566
> Demand semen to run
You girls just don't get it, do you?

>>3986526
Huh? What are you? You sound like someone who opposes Chaos! For the Blood Goddess, you should die!

>>3986463
>Beastman
That is clearly an imperial guardsman. What could you possibly mean?

>>3986566
Using Machines on a simple crop burning job? What are you, Tileans? Just use a torch like everyone else!

>>3986581
>you should die!
Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, aint gunna.

>>3986589
Beastmen? In the ranks of the state troopers. What kind of slack Emperor do you have running the show?

>>3986684
>What kind of slack Emperor do you have running the show?
What is that supposed to mean?

>>3986684
Fire? Don't get me started on how chemical processes work now.

First

OH GOD THIS IS STILL HERE WHAT?

Second

Please no semen run stuff. It is stupid. Not that there is anyone capable of producing said semen anyway.

As stupid of an idea as this is, let's not make it stupider. Sentient (or semisentient, I.E. Orkz, Tau) things are the only ones changed.

>>3982424
>>Tzneech is now god of tea party planning. It is very serious business.<<
MY MIND! AAAHHHHHH!!!

>Everyone in 40k is turned into Japanese school girls

BY THE GODS, NOT AGAIN!

>>3987443
A... again...?

>>3987443
Khorne becomes Asuka
Tzeentch smiles a JUST AS PLANNED smile.
Slaanesh enjoys itself since it's already a transgender. Enjoys even more depravity now with humanity's strap-on dildo fetishes.
...
...
...
...
Let's NOT talk about Nurgle.

>>3987443
At least it's not Slaanesh's fault this time.

>>3987513
Slaanesh promised me blood.

Query: if everyone has been turned into a schoolgirl, how are the aircraft and sentinel pilots reaching thall of the controls/ pedals?

>>3987443
GET USED TO IT MY SON

>>3987549
*all, not thall.

>>3987549
..It isn't like they are all three feet tall.

>>3982317
>>3982336

SAUCE

>>3987550
Sh...shouldn't you be going by Khornette now?
Like you did that one time!

>>3987635
DAMN

HAREM ANIME GO. Emprah is Protagonist. He managed to match Tzeentch for just a moment in planning, and since he was so deep in his coma he was unaffected by the switch.

Tzeentch is the buddy/girlfriend. Acts as though they were old friends, the only one that understands him.

Nurgle is the shy girl who's always sick and gets a lot of scenes of Emprah comforting/protecting her.

Khorne is the tsundere who may or may not actually care about the protagonist.

Slaanesh is the clingy affectionate girl that's into enough weird stuff the protagonist keeps pushing her away. Think Shampoo from Ranma.

First I was used by Slaanesh...so dark..
Then I was killed by a terminator. I think he still lurks these boards to.
And now this!

I'm going back to my corner now...

>>3987609
>>3982866 had me under the impression that there were size changes.

>>3987695

Wow...sucks to be him.

>>3987695
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA

>>3987718
HOW IS THAT A GOOD IDEA!
I mean, it sounds like he's been violated in almost every way possible.He needs help. Maybe you should talk to him or something.

>>3987733
I GAVE HIM THE FUCKING AX DIDN'T I?
I'M CONTEMPLATING THE CORNER MYSELF.
SO LONELY.
SO DARK

>>3987695
Doesn't the terminator have his original head to?

>>3987701
..There are.. but it isn't like everyone is going to be a loli.

Teenagers are school girls too.

I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE EMPRESS

I am so confused right now. What on Earth has this thread turned into?

>>3988213
oh, hey Luz. Just RPfaggotry, nothing to worry about.

>>3988213
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF ANYMORE

You guys make my head hurt, I'm going to bed...

Good riddance.

OH NO YOU DON'T

I just realized a Necron would be the ugliest school girl ever.

>>3988884
Ah Chink. He makes everything porn. Everything.

>>3989292
And we love him for it.

>>3989474
The Pornstar of /tg/.

>>3988801
WE AINT DON WIT YA YET HONEY.

>>3989535

That's drawfaggit ya git

>>3989564
MY BAD. But anywho, who IS THE TRUE PRONSTAR of /tg/ anywhays? anywhone? WEll i guess ill leave it as a question for another time.

0/10