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    47 KB Dorf Quest XXV: The Aftermath Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)05:24 No.3980097  
    Old thread: >>3979080

    Aldwin and Cultist find... well...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:26 No.3980109

    ...Dammit George...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:26 No.3980111
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:26 No.3980112
    Oh dear.

    Comfort her. Take Goldmoon's body for raising.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:26 No.3980113
    She's dead Lily.

    Stop being a cliche.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:26 No.3980114
    I have a feeling this is an important Plot Death, i.e. no raisings. Hope I'm wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:27 No.3980115

    Comfort Lily, check for George, any sign of him?
    >> Marquis de CHAOS 03/15/09(Sun)05:27 No.3980116
    > take hair
    > put on hair
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:27 No.3980120
    Extraplanar beings need a Wish to be raised.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:27 No.3980129

    I think you're right, something like, "Celestial's can't be raised" or something like that
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:28 No.3980134
    Shes a celestial though, won't that cause a problem?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:28 No.3980138
    I don't think native outsiders can be raised. Or outsiders can't be raised. Or something like that. Either way, she probably ain't coming back.

    Comfort Lily while making sure that god damned rhesus macaque is gone for good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:28 No.3980139
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:29 No.3980140
    ...shes dead Jim
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:29 No.3980142
    Wait she's a celestial now? What did I miss? Or are you just making assumptions due to the halo?

    Is Lily half-celestial, then? Who's her father anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:29 No.3980145
    we're in a f'ing assassin's guild. There's something valuable enough to wish a rez in there I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:29 No.3980147
    That's what... Raise Extraplanar Being is for. Something like that, any way. No need to go so far as Wish/Miracle.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:30 No.3980151

    Need to find a way to raise damnit!

    Also, I find it awesome that George is supernaturally tough.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:30 No.3980155

    Stated from her first appearance that Goldmoon was celestial, also Lily was her adoptive daughter I believe.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/15/09(Sun)05:30 No.3980158
    dear god man, go read the archive,
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)05:34 No.3980180
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    This man is correct. Hence Lily's grief - Goldmoon ain't coming back.

    Cultist comforts Lily.

    Aldwin searches for any signs of GEORGE.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:36 No.3980194
    Someone can cast Wish though. We're good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:36 No.3980196
    When Aldwin comes back, have Cultist tell him of her... condition. "Uh, Aldwin, this might not be the best time, but..."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:36 No.3980198

    That made me d'awww

    Which is a nice break from all this EPIC FIGHTAN
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:38 No.3980219

    Don't count on it. Now that Aordor doesn't exist anymore, the nearest town is the Dorf city at the mountains, and I don't think there'll be anyone so powerful to have a Wish spell to spare.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:40 No.3980225
    oh hey, Lily, use your /tg/ awareness and listen up, this might be important. two of goldmoon's assassins, Nevada and Mado made the mistake of accepting a hit job on Beardbeard, this promptly got Nevada killed, however Beardbeard being the chaotic character he is promptly went off to get her raised, this required a dragon's eye, so he went off and butchered the closest one. So Nevada is now raised and Mado has amnesia due to a head injury she got during the kill-the-dragon bit. Beardbeard can probably be convinced to help get Goldmoon rezzed (btw, he's carrying around about 30,000 in gold) but you'll need to catch him before he heads off to the plane of shadow to grab Garrelf (who got killed/banished during the dragon fight).
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:40 No.3980228
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    Also, are we sure the Nerd Rage attack didn't finish her off? Because then Lily might start feeling guilty about killing Goldmoon and we'll never hear the end of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:40 No.3980230
    Hey, Lily.
    You canh hear us, right? I just wanhted to tell you something. You may have lost something, but do not hink of that. Think instead of what you have gained and what she left you. The memories of your training. The love of Aldwin and Cultist. Your new sibling, soon. She's in a softer, gentler place, where there's no more evil. She is at peace. Cry and let it out, then... enjoy what you still have.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:42 No.3980238

    Seriously Lily. We can bring her back, with Beardbeard's help.

    He's killed a god, he can find someone who can bring Goldmoon back.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:42 No.3980240
    considering she's genre savvy, thats just asking for a kick in the balls
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:42 No.3980243

    Cough cough, Satan, cough
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:43 No.3980245
    Listen to this Anon, Lily.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)05:43 No.3980247
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    In Dorf Quest, you can only learn a small subset of thematically similar powers. FINDING someone to cast Wish is a LOT harder than getting the gold to afford it, which can be hard enough by itself.

    You see, only one subset of magic users have Wishes in their ability list. And they tend to be very dickish with their wishes. You'd need to find a Djinn.

    "I can't find any sign of him, and I maxed out Search last level, so I think we should be-" "ALDWIN I AM PREGNANT."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:44 No.3980248
    Satan...bringing back a celestial.

    Xom is amused.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:44 No.3980251
    Why would Satan agree to bring back a celestial being?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:44 No.3980256
    Good timing Cultist.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:44 No.3980257

    Now that she's dead, I predict a power struggle in the guild. Plus Finlay is dead and the guild is wrecked. The new leader will probably blame us for all of this.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/15/09(Sun)05:45 No.3980260
    well that's one way to do it... kinda awkward...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:45 No.3980261
    Xom is amused.

    Aldwin: Go into a state of shock. (Delicious copypasta follows.)

    Then scream happily all your lungs out because you have succesfully passed on your genes and aren't a loser anymore.

    Then scream in terror because you don't know if you can handle the responsibility.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:45 No.3980262

    wat face
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:45 No.3980263
    Look at all the shit we've done in his name!

    I think he owes /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:45 No.3980265

    In before "0_o" face get.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:45 No.3980267
    Wait, so no sign of George? Thats....curious.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:46 No.3980268
    The next quest: FIND A DJINN
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:47 No.3980279
    Aldwin, take this news with joy and happyness, Hug Cultist, profuse your undying love for her. Do It Now, DO NOT HESITATE.
    >> подметно 03/15/09(Sun)05:48 No.3980284
    ( nevada was #2, she's probably gon take over.)
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:48 No.3980287
    Goldmoon AUTHORIZED Nevada's attack on Beardbeard. He probably wouldn't be too inclined to help bring her back.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:48 No.3980290
    So... did he, or did he NOT save Aldwin's hometown?
    Cuss he showed up and did an awesome pose with a cape...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:49 No.3980296
    Naaaah, Beardbeard isn't the kind to take the odd assassination attempt personally, just be glad it wasn't Garrelf that was the target.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:51 No.3980304

    Nevada and Mado could probably persuade Beardbeard to.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:51 No.3980307
    Keep in mind he helped nevada back to life after SHE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:51 No.3980310

    Beardbeard, honestly, is probably going to be to busy with either Garrelf-Shadow Realm, or building his fortress
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:52 No.3980313
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:53 No.3980320
    >mountain's probably a dormant volcano.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:54 No.3980321
    awe man! And here I was, hopping that George was the good guy. OH SHUCKS!
    This is /tg/ we're going to do BOTH!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)05:54 No.3980322
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    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 970

    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity (wearing)
    Camouflaged Cloak
    Finlay's Hat
    Nemelex Mask
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (54) Top Two: The Hive, The Phantom
    Deck of Bewitching (7) Top Two: Sleep, ???
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    RedLily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:54 No.3980325
    Mayhaps we should go with an alternate dimension filled with void space.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:54 No.3980329
    Nevada: Beardbeard, I tried to kill you, took out your eye which ultimately resulted in you gaining yet another needless mutation, yet you ress'd me. Would you also mind resurrecting the person who order to kill you because she thinks you are a horrid murderous monster?

    Ya know, I just don't think this is gonna work.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:55 No.3980332

    I don't know if I should be upset because there is no answer from Aldwin, or glad because I am tired as hell...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:56 No.3980338

    ..Also, "RedLily" Why? Because she disintegrated half the building?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:56 No.3980340
    Beardbeard: Will there be ale? Y/n.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:56 No.3980342
    >Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn
    Well, works for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:56 No.3980343
    >Would you also mind resurrecting the person who order to kill you because she thinks you are a horrid murderous monster?
    >you are a horrid murderous monster?

    That's a COMPLIMENT to Beardbeard.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)05:57 No.3980352
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    Sorry for the dick move, TIMESKIP ACTIVATED.

    It is now a day later. Aldwin doesn't really know what to think. Cultist confirmed he was the father, which is rather joyous news, but... his mentor, and Lily's mother, is dead. Now what is he supposed to do? He'll need some time to think things out...

    Lily is in mourning. She got fitted for a black mourning dress in town this morning, and she says she's going to wear it in Goldmoon's memory for a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:57 No.3980354
    Oh you and your windmill house in inventory
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:58 No.3980357

    That's what Goldmoon named her I think. That's what she calls her at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:58 No.3980360
    oh fuuuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:58 No.3980364
    Man, what a dick move.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:59 No.3980372
    I think we need drawfaggotry of Aldwin and Cultist having sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)05:59 No.3980374

    Oh thank you so much for giving me closure on this Gnome, I have been worrying about this pregnancy since it was announced.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:00 No.3980380
    Well, windmill house needs some expanding, some people need some rezzing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:00 No.3980381

    I made some erotic write-faggotry of them having sex...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:00 No.3980382
    >wear it in Goldmoon's memory
    What, no proper funeral?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:00 No.3980383
    Fuck it, Aldwin should pull his shit together and go do a major heist and get some gold, then start buying stuff for the baby!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:01 No.3980397
    Name the kid Goldmoon, out of respect. At least the kid's middle name.
    Now... to find a way to rez a celestial...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:02 No.3980401
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    And NOW paused, since there really is nothing left to do until Aldwin and Lily stop being babies over "Oh no, my mother/mentor died what do I do." These things take time to get over - they aren't Beardbeard.

    And now for Super Happy Fun Doodle Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:02 No.3980402
    Post it.

    This. Look for a djinn, and make money to feed one more mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:02 No.3980403
    What if it's a boy?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:03 No.3980409
    what part of "find a djinn" don't you comprehend?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:03 No.3980416
    Then he'll have to train himself to be so badass that no one will dare to mock him of his name.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:03 No.3980420
    Middle name.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:03 No.3980421

    Alright, now I don't know how good it is, because I was pretty tired when I wrote it...

    Night had fallen over the windmill, and Lily had been put to bed. Aldwin and Cultist had retired to their bedroom. Aldwin lay in bed, looking over the Complete Scoundrel handbook, hoping to gain some insights, when a noise broke through his concentration. “Ahldee…” Cultist said in her awkward voice, and he looked up to see her light green skin in the candlelight. She sauntered to the bed wearing thin, lacy lingerie. “Wh... where did you get that?” Aldwin asked, a little shaken by her sudden forwardness. “Hwee cahptoored eet fhur hyu…” She cooed as softly as she was able while climbing into bed and setting Aldwin’s sourcebook aside. Getting under the covers with him, Cultist placed her hand against Aldwin’s face, and began to kiss him passionately, her teeth occasionally clacking against his, which made her embarrassed. “Hwee ahre sohrree abouht ohur teeth, hyuee have noh dee… dehntal.” She said looking down and blushing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:03 No.3980424
    middlename, no one uses them anyway.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980425
    side character doodling time! :D aordor and our shadar-kai first.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980426
    Send a letter to Beardbeard asking for his help in finding a Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980428
    Gnome: Might it be time for shots of the two parties posing as a team(s), due to shit getting real?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980431
    >And now for Super Happy Fun Doodle Time.


    Also what's Cultist up to? We don't see her in that picture.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980436

    Aldwin couldn’t help but feel a sudden burst of love and desire for Cultist which overtook his shyness, and he swung her around so that he lay over her, and he began to kiss her neck lovingly. She giggled and wrapped her arms around him. Aldwin slowly moved down her body, gently pulling away her bra and revealing her breasts to the open air, he slowly massaged them as her nipples grew erect from the attention. Cultist breathed heavily as she watched him lovingly handle her breasts, and she tightened her grip around him. “Hya!” She let out as Aldwin’s lips came down around one of her nipples; she held back her voice, trying not to be too loud, hoping Lily wouldn’t hear them. She laid her head back and closed her eyes as Aldwin explored her body, his hand sneaking down to her lower regions as he began to massage her through the lace panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980437
    Yeah but do you want Aldwin's son to come back after his dad and fight him in some rundown bar?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:04 No.3980439

    He''l be a badass as a natural reaction against being Goldmoon.

    Furious George update!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:05 No.3980441
    How about we see Lily in her black dress? Bit more detail on her for this seems worthwhile.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:05 No.3980444

    Cultist was shaking with a growing pleasure as Aldwin grew bolder and bolder. She reached down to his waist and wrapped her hands around his growing member. “Leht uhs pleeshure hyu…” She whispered, sliding forwards and pushing Aldwin back onto the bed. Pulling her hair behind her ears, she lowered her head, her tongue licking his hardened member tenderly while Aldwin ran his fingers through her hair. She carefully navigated her mouth around the Rod of Wonder, getting into a position so that her teeth wouldn’t cause him any discomfort. Once she had found a favorable place, she began to bob her head up and down around him as best as she could. Her small mouth was already tight, and her need to place her head at an awkward angle made it a very difficult process, but she her desire to make Aldwin feel good drove her onwards. After a several minutes, she had to pull back her head to keep her neck from getting sore, “Hwee ah-pologaise…” She started, but Aldwin stopped her, pulling her up to him with a smile, while helping her slide off her panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:05 No.3980447

    Cultist shivered with excitement as Aldwin entered inside of her. She wrapped her arms around his neck as he slowly filled her. “Hwee lahv hyu…” She gasped to him between breaths. “I love you too.” Aldwin replied as he leaned down and kissed her softly. He began move his waist against hers, and soon they were moving in concert with one another, both consumed by affection and pleasure. Deep in the throes of passion, Cultist positioned herself on top of Aldwin, sliding her lanky hips up and down while pulling his arms up to her soft breasts. Her face was flushed as she shook with enjoyment, the two moving more and more wildly as they grew closer to the culmination of their lovemaking. “Ah… hwee feel… ghud!” Cultist moaned as she began to reach her climax, feeling herself tighten around Aldwin’s pulsing member. At the same moment, Aldwin let out several gasps and began to pour his seed inside of her, clutching onto her thighs for support. After several moments which seemed to last an eternity, Cultist lay down across his chest as they began to relax. Both breathing heavily, they shared one last, prolonged kiss before drifting off into a contented sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:05 No.3980449
    Go look up "A boy named Sally"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:05 No.3980450
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    Nice session Gnome. Here, have some shitty drawfaggotry.

    [Based on last BeardBeard session]
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:06 No.3980454
    I did. See >>3980437
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:07 No.3980472
    >A Boy Named Sue
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:16 No.3980524
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    Shit Got Real is always relevant!

    And time consuming.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:17 No.3980533
    I think now would be a good time for Aldwin to put his shirt back on, eh?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:17 No.3980534
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    Teehee MISSED AN ARM.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:18 No.3980541

    I think it was destroyed by acid
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:18 No.3980545
    He looks more badass without it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:20 No.3980561
    So Gnome, due to timeskip, you probably skipped over this: >>3980261

    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:21 No.3980566
    CULTIST was missing an arm. I think you meant, "SHE".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:21 No.3980568
    So... Balance of the day:

    1 Assasin's Guild destroyed
    1 Dead mother
    1 Dead dickface
    1 Awesome Hat GET
    1 Awesome Cloak GET

    I think it's a pretty positive balance...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:24 No.3980595
    No, I mean HE as in ALDWIN missing his shirt.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:26 No.3980608
    Whoops! Guess I failed to follow that chain of references proper like. I must agree with you.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:27 No.3980619
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    And Beardbeard's party!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:28 No.3980621
    Dead mother doubles as dead mentor. Both are massive drawbacks, and together manage to bring the list on negative.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:28 No.3980625
    Holy shit Mado looks badass! We just HAVE to get Garrelf back!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:29 No.3980630
    That's... Probably the greatest picture you've done in any thread so far, Gnome. Keep up the good work.

    Poor Mado.

    /r/ a drawing of Mado and Nevada, with the latter crying to the former about how she could forget all the good times they had.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:29 No.3980631
    Gnome, question - Does Beardbeard actually have any hair on his head, or just his beard?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:31 No.3980647
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    I just realized that our two male leads are surrounded by girls. All other male presence from the series vanished in the past 72 hours. Huh.

    Bald as a beetle! A rare shot here of him without his helmet.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:33 No.3980656
    Fuck, and I've been drawing him with short hair all this time!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:34 No.3980671
    Remember the cleric guy.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:35 No.3980677
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:36 No.3980688
    So tell us Gnome, what levels are the characters on?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:37 No.3980695
    The Cleric of Xom isn't a party member, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:38 No.3980705


    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:38 No.3980708
    Levels are irrelevant!

    No, seriously, levels stopped being actually used long ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:40 No.3980724
    Still. I'd like to know, just this once, before it turns into DBZ powerlevel OVER 9000 faggotry.
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    Ok, here we go. Bald dorf is bald.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:44 No.3980745
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    There are no levels, there never were levels, there never will be levels. Any mention of numbers or hard statistics is me being a dork, and you can certainly bet its a reference to SOMETHING. Well, the numbers themselves usually not, but their placement is often a reference.

    But in the abstract: Mado and Aldwin are at about the same strength level (Aldwin slightly outpacing her), Nevada and Beardbeard and Garrelf are at the same strength level, and Cultist and Kav are somewhere in the middle.

    Why do I encourage my shippers so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:44 No.3980746
    Except if we recruit him (which we won't be able to), it means we have to leave Garrelf, since the two of them don't get along too well. And Garrelf is way more badass and awesome than some old wrinkled cleric.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:45 No.3980753
    But Garrelf is missing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:45 No.3980756
    We're working on it, we're working on it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:47 No.3980768
    Besides, irish lesbian gangster pixie is way more badass than former elf shadar-kai.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:50 No.3980798
    Cultist is more powerful than Aldwin? Oh dear. I guess she's the man in the relationship.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:51 No.3980805
    Now the audience demands a draw-ring of Cultist and Aldwin with their genders swapped!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:52 No.3980810
    We still need hot Aldwin/Cultist sex

    Only in terms of strength and skill. But Aldwin has those nifty cards, that probably make him more powerful than her in the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:52 No.3980812
    She's an orc caster. Restricted to tranformative spells or not, that's still more outright power than an average rogue would carry.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:53 No.3980815
    With Aldwin still topless!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:54 No.3980825
    But... But... Aldwin has BEEEEEEES!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:54 No.3980833
    God damn this is badass.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)06:54 No.3980836
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    Nevada, Mado, Goldmoon, Kav... apparently every non-orc girl is a lesbian by /tg/ standards.

    If she weren't uke to the core...

    I'm not finishing this doodle; its starting to turn to crap. But, might as well post what I did do.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)06:59 No.3980871
    This humble drawfag is happy he could serve.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:00 No.3980880
    He HAD Bees. The problem with the cards is that they a touch random, really. They've been used to great effect so far, but can we be sure that will continue?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)07:02 No.3980892
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:02 No.3980893
    >Nevada, Mado, Goldmoon, Kav... apparently every non-orc girl is a lesbian by /tg/ standards.

    Only Mado and Nevada by my standards.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:02 No.3980900
    >they a touch random, really.

    And Xom's power isn't?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:03 No.3980901
    Poor Aordor.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:03 No.3980903
    Where is the windmill located on the map?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:03 No.3980904
    All women are lesbians. They just don't know it yet.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)07:06 No.3980922
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:08 No.3980927
    It appears the arm is growing fast. How big can it get, I wonder?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)07:10 No.3980943
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:12 No.3980950
    Seems he's doing ok for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:12 No.3980954
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:13 No.3980957
    That's uncomfortably close to the Massive Fucking Akira Thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:14 No.3980974
    Been so since the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:15 No.3980978
    Is the gold puzzle pyramid chocolate wrapped in gold foil?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:15 No.3980981
    Then again, we have Cultist.

    This Xom hasn't been all that dickish compared to DCSS Xom.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:17 No.3980991
    Someone needs to color this.

    Perfect reaction to K.O.G.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:38 No.3981123
    Is there still stuff coming up Gnome? Maybe hot sex?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/15/09(Sun)07:43 No.3981154
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    G'night /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:48 No.3981189
    Goodnight mommy
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)07:49 No.3981194
    Goodnight. Can't wait for next session.

    Do another one this thursday, again! Please?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)08:21 No.3981367
    I go to bed with Dickface getting his ass handed to him for being a dickface, and I wake up to metagaming Furious George, destroyed buildings, and sad Lily. And Garreld refusing to play a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.
    I did not expect this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)11:24 No.3982138
    >And Garreld refusing to play a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.
    It's not about the game. If I were stuck in some weird shadow plane with no one around besides that Yugi asshole, I'd lose my goddamn mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)15:38 No.3984005
    Back yet, Gnome? Could you do some moar art for us?

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