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    77 KB Dorf Quest XXI: Belthimus Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:01 No.3956427  
    PAUSE SCREEN
    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
    Current Quest(s): Resurrect Nevada

    ALCOHOLISM: drunk
    GOLD: 0

    STATUS: Uninjured

    MUTATIONS:
    Vestigial Wings
    No Left Eye
    3rd eye on back
    Webbed Hands
    Four Breath
    Poison Immunity
    Scales

    INVENTORY:
    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Stone of Ionus
    Wooden Leg
    Map to Belthimus
    Barrel of Ale
    Nevada's Corpse

    Party:
    Garelf Swiftrip, Faerie Fighter
    Mado, Newbie Assassin
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:02 No.3956430
    fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:02 No.3956436
    WTF is Four Breath?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:03 No.3956437
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    >Open barrel of ale, share with all

    Beardbeard does so!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:03 No.3956439
    Kill the fairy and eat its heart.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:04 No.3956446
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    >>3956436
    One less than Five Breath.

    >>3956437
    Now filled with liquid courage, Mado has a demand to make! She wants to help slay the dragon to bring back Nevada!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:05 No.3956454
    >>3956446
    Ask for her CAPABILITY CARD

    Break that fourth wall.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:05 No.3956457
    Look up at the sky and see what Sunbeard's up to.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:06 No.3956462
    Cock your shit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:06 No.3956463
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    >>3956454
    4th wall splintered!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:06 No.3956466
    >>3956446

    Of course, the more, the merrier.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:06 No.3956469
    >>3956446
    Say you like the cut of her jib and agree.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:07 No.3956476
    >>3956463

    Bring her along
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:07 No.3956481
    >>3956463

    >Far Throw
    >Bull's Eye
    >Dragon's eye
    >Delicious Alcohol
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:08 No.3956489
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    >>3956457
    He seems to be flirting with some little girl cloud. Pedo. He's so much older than her.
    >> Macedwarf 03/12/09(Thu)19:09 No.3956493
    Wait WAIT! What have I missed?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:09 No.3956494
    Grab axe and charge in!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:09 No.3956496
    >>3956489

    Sunbeard is so... hot...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:13 No.3956536
    >>3956463

    That looks very fine.

    Scout ahead... scout ahead... a, screw that. IT'S GO TIME!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:13 No.3956541
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    >>3956466
    >>3956469
    >>3956476
    Mado has joined the party! Well, as an effective member anyway.

    >>3956494
    You enter the dragon's lair!

    ...This seems oddly familiar.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:14 No.3956546
    >>3956541

    Deep lust/nostalgia for your long lost stone bust
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:15 No.3956550
    >>3956541
    So it's a DRAGON TURTLE this time?

    Well, at least we have an axe, so we can chop down the bridge from this side.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:15 No.3956554
    >>3956541
    Traumatic crippling flashback to the loss of your stone bust.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:16 No.3956560
    FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING FISH THAT DROWNED US

    EXTRACT UNNESSECARILY PAINFUL REVENGE
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:17 No.3956572
    >>3956541

    ... REVENGE TIME!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:19 No.3956585
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    >>3956546
    >>3956554
    So long ago... the memories come flooding back...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:19 No.3956588
    >>3956541

    Go up that ladder and share a nostalgic tear with the stone bust.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:19 No.3956593
    >>3956588
    We broke the stone bust into tiny pieces. I don't think going that route is going to be productive.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:20 No.3956597
    >>3956585

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    Beardbeard with :3 face!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:20 No.3956600
    Let's assume the fish and the dragon are one in the same. Due to dying, our memory is a little scattered, so we think that it was the dragon that destroyed our stone bust.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:21 No.3956607
    Dont we have a real bust nearby?

    In any case, have garelf lead the way. He's the creepiest right now, and least missed if made into chunky bits.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:21 No.3956612
    >>3956585
    Snap out of it, what are you, somekind of pansy elf?

    Go kill that motherfucking fish monster eel thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:22 No.3956619
    >>3956607

    To be fair, to a dorf, stone bust > real bust
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:23 No.3956624
    >>3956619
    I bow to your superior logic.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:24 No.3956628
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    >>3956588
    >>3956619
    Beardbeard heads up to Nostalgia.

    Mado appears upset with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:26 No.3956640
    >>3956628
    Tell her as long as she doesn't have a delicious stone bust, she's not nearly as important.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:26 No.3956642
    >>3956628

    Tell her you are searching for clues to where the dragon might be hiding.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:27 No.3956654
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    >>3956628
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:29 No.3956662
    >>3956654
    FOLLOW THAT WENCH
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:29 No.3956666
    >>3956654

    True, the memory will be with us always, but the dragon has been alive for too long.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:30 No.3956673
    >>3956654
    Not NEARLY as important as delicious stone bust.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:30 No.3956674
    >>3956654
    Ze bust can wait, follow ze girl!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:31 No.3956678
    Gnome, quick question: can a character use two abilities at the same time? Or mix them into one?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:31 No.3956679
    >>3956654
    Comment that securing TWO resurrections might be more difficult than one.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:31 No.3956680
    >>3956654

    LET HER FIND THE DRAGON FOR YOU, STONE BUST IS MORE IMPORTANT
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:31 No.3956681
    >>3956666

    Satan supports my suggestion
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:32 No.3956682
    >>3956679
    Dragons have two eyes. We're good.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:32 No.3956686
    WHOA WHOA WHOA
    WHY ARE WE PARTYING WITH AN ELF?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:33 No.3956690
    >>3956686

    Mado is human, Garrelf is a Shadar-kai, no elves
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:34 No.3956698
    >>3956654

    DAMN! We want to keep her alive! Stone is eternal, flesh decays. Follow her.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:34 No.3956701
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    >>3956662
    >>3956666
    >>3956674
    After her!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:36 No.3956711
    >>3956690
    Shadar-kai are just elves with black clothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:36 No.3956713
    Why the fuck lose time with the bust? Go after the snake for revenge!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:36 No.3956714
    >>3956682
    What if this dragon lost his other eye already?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:36 No.3956716
    >>3956701

    This is going to end poorly.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:37 No.3956719
    >>3956716

    I know, I can't wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:37 No.3956723
    >>3956713

    We can always kill the snake on our way back.
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:37 No.3956728
    >>3956711

    And are S&M.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:38 No.3956731
    >>3956723
    If we do, we have to use our "Ale/Axe/Beard/Pride" daily encounter.
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:40 No.3956750
    >>3956731

    Yeah, why use it on a puny snake instead of a DRAGON?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:41 No.3956761
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    >>3956678
    Depends on the abilities.

    >>3956716
    There seems to be an earth elemental blocking the way! Mado is shouting at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:41 No.3956762
    We shouldn't kill the water snake.
    We should CAPTURE it.

    Think about it. It killed us, then we came back from the dead. It's an unholy necromatic sentient zombification-snake. Think of all the things you can do with that!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:42 No.3956769
    >>3956761
    Leap dramatically over Mado and cleave that elemental in half as you land.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:43 No.3956775
    >>3956761

    Earth elemental? Sounds immune to slashing damage! This calls for dwarven fisticuffs!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:43 No.3956776
    >>3956761

    Have Garrelf grab Mado and teleport behind the elemental. Destroy bridge with axe and hop on top of the elemental to the other side.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:43 No.3956781
    >>3956769
    Do this sexily.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:44 No.3956787
    Push it off the bridge
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:44 No.3956788
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    >>3956769
    You charge as the elemental attacks!
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:45 No.3956789
    >>3956761

    Let Mado shout him to death.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:45 No.3956792
    >>3956761
    Inform Mado that shouting at an earth elemental is unlikely to produce desirable results.

    Then, cleave the elemental in half.
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:46 No.3956800
    >>3956788

    You broke a Hydra skull headbutting it! You can surely do that with a really solid rock!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:46 No.3956803
    >>3956788

    Don't just stand there like an idiot, Garrelf, do something!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:49 No.3956817
    >>3956800
    >You can surely do that with a really solid rock!
    >really solid rock
    >rock
    >Stone of Ionus

    THIS
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:49 No.3956818
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    Beardbeard barely blocks the blow with his ax, as the arm extends forward! Mado leaps past the attack, and goes to the next room ahead of you.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:49 No.3956822
    >>3956818

    Destroy the bridge and let it fall to oblivion.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:50 No.3956824
    >>3956818
    STONE OF IONUS!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:50 No.3956828
    >>3956824

    lol I totally forgot about that, HEADBUTT TO DEATH
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:50 No.3956829
    >>3956818
    Release litany of curses to express your displeasure at this turn of events.
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:51 No.3956833
    >>3956818

    Disintegration may be the most logical solution, but the DORFISH SOLUTION IS HEADBUTT AND AXING
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:51 No.3956834
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    >>3956824
    >>3956828
    Critical headbutt success!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:53 No.3956847
    >>3956834

    No time for boasting, quick, we need to catch up with Mado.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:54 No.3956853
    >>3956834

    NOW CHASE DOWN MADO AND HEADBUTT HER TOO.
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:55 No.3956856
    But first, finish it off by headbutting it into pebbles.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:55 No.3956860
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    Removing your eye, you STONE OF IONUS the elemental into nothingness!

    animation!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:56 No.3956865
    >>3956860

    Onwards!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)19:57 No.3956869
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    >>3956834
    That elemental looks just like a giant... finger.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)19:59 No.3956885
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    >>3956847
    Now to catch up with Mado! Garrelf seems to be waiting for you on this side. Wutta prick.
    >> Half-Fiend Troll !f.RmfsGfIo 03/12/09(Thu)19:59 No.3956887
    >>3956869

    ...Finger? It may be something else...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:01 No.3956900
    >>3956869
    Are you the cutebold I think you are?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:01 No.3956903
    >>3956885

    Meh, Garrelf is the typical DMpc, only stay there watching, but when he do something, he do it EXTREMELY AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:02 No.3956906
    >>3956885
    Tell him to come with.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:06 No.3956954
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    >>3956903
    >>3956906
    You and garrelf enter the next room!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:07 No.3956967
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    >>3956887
    No, no... Look right here. >>3956818
    It's got a big long thing coming out from between two big round things.

    Just like a hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:08 No.3956971
    >>3956954

    Grab the phallic thing and stroke it with all your might, trying to choke it with your manly dorfish muscles caressing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:08 No.3956978
    >>3956954

    That neck looks a lot like a tree trunk...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:08 No.3956980
    >>3956954
    ATTACK THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON DIRECTLY!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:08 No.3956982
    >>3956954

    HOW CAN MADO MISS SUCH HUGE EYES? Xom damn it.

    Anyway! Throw IRON AXE at DRAGON to distract him from Mado, have Garrelf go wild, wait what happens next.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:08 No.3956983
    >>3956954
    TELL THAT FUCKING DRAGON HIS SCALES ARE THE MOST DULL PIECES OF SHIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

    HE REMINDS YOU OF FUCKING HOUSE SHINGLES. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE? A ROCK?

    AND NICE WINGS, ASSHOLE. I BET YOU GET NONE OF THE DRAGON LADIES YOU DUMBASS OVERSIZED BASILISK.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:10 No.3956997
    >>3956983

    Insult a Dragon to death. Good idea!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:13 No.3957019
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    >>3956978
    >>3956980
    Beardbeard aggresses!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:13 No.3957028
    Attack Penis-headed dragon with toothbrush. It fucking hurts there.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:15 No.3957039
    >>3956967
    I sure could go for one of your trheads
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:15 No.3957042
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:16 No.3957045
    Wait Mado be desintegrated THEN decapitate the Dragon...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)20:16 No.3957048
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    >>3957048
    Quite ponderous
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:17 No.3957065
    >>3957048

    Oh, exploitable!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:18 No.3957074
    >>3957042

    BRACING FOR IMPACT
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:19 No.3957077
    >>3957048
    I must disagree, oh Knight of the Gay Clone. Dragon HEADS make good hats
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:19 No.3957083
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    >>3957048
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:20 No.3957090
    Fuck the eyes, let's take the whole damn head. Cut it off at the neck.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:20 No.3957091
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    The dragon ducks, having spotted you in time! Its dangerous breath weapon goes awry!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:20 No.3957092
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    >>3957048
    I DETEST YOU

    (when will you come back, Sir Double Shoggoth-kun?)
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:22 No.3957102
    >>3957091
    Ride the dragon to it's grave, smash your great big axe against his smooth skull.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:23 No.3957110
    >>3957091
    I can't help but notice its forgotten it's helmet today. Time to take this bitch out like we did that hydra. START HEADBUTTING HIM TO DEATH. Use your pick to stay on him!

    Alternately, ride his head like a mechanical bull.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:23 No.3957112
    >>3957091
    MOUNTAIN SMASHING OVERHEAD CHOP
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:24 No.3957122
    >>3957091

    Better idea! Ride the Dragon to a nearby town and make all kinds of mayhem and shenanigans there!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:25 No.3957129
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    Beardbeard spies a lot of treasure down there!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:26 No.3957144
    >>3957129
    Hey, look, he has a female in a cage! That's kind of badass! Congratulate the dragon on his badassery as you head butt him to death.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)20:27 No.3957148
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    >>3957092
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:27 No.3957152
    >>3957129
    Are there any socks?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:27 No.3957156
    >>3957129

    Meh, we lost the Loot Everything session power, RIP AND TEAR the Dragon, then loot.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:27 No.3957161
    >>3957144

    Headbutt dragon to death to earn interest/possible sexual favors from female in cage!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:28 No.3957164
    >>3957148
    OHGOD
    I CAN SEE FOREVER
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:28 No.3957168
    >>3957129
    All the more reason to kill the dragon.

    DEFORESTATION, CUT HIS FUCKIN' HEAD OFF
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:29 No.3957176
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    >>3957144
    >>3957110
    >Headbutt it!

    It beats you to the punch! You are slammed into the side wall.

    Besides, you lost your pick axe in the fight against Glittergold.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:30 No.3957185
    >>3957129
    IT HAS TREASURE.
    AXE.
    BEARD.
    DELICIOUS ALCOHOL.
    PRIDE.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/12/09(Thu)20:30 No.3957188
    >>3957129
    Who is that in the cage?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:31 No.3957194
    LOOT EVERYTHING.

    It has eyes that we're going to loot, so this should blind him.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:31 No.3957196
    >>3957176
    Try to tame the fucker
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)20:31 No.3957198
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    >>3957176
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:32 No.3957208
    >>3957176

    Fuck, if Aldwin was here he could summon Exodia!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:32 No.3957213
    >>3957176
    Looks like it's pinning you against the wall. Start fighting it back! Use anything you can! Also, what the hell are Garelf and Mado doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:33 No.3957217
    >>3957194
    We are going to loot THE DRAGON. ALL OF IT.
    Use Loot Everything. All treasure, including each seperate part of the dragon's body, are placed into our extradimensional storage space.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:33 No.3957218
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    >>3957176
    Beardbeard falls to the floor!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:33 No.3957221
    >>3957213

    Being uselessly badass and uselessly useless, respectively.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:33 No.3957223
    >>3957213

    Just laughing at the scene of Beardbeard being smashed.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:34 No.3957231
    Use the gold coins to cushion your fall! Scrooge Mc Duck showed us that gold coins are perfectly good for diving.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:35 No.3957233
    Didn't we have like, a party? What the fuck is doing Garrelf, eating popcorn and enjoying the show?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:35 No.3957235
    >>3957223
    Beardbeard's a dorf. If he ISN'T smashed, we have a problem
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:35 No.3957236
    >>3957218
    fall down in a decidedly more dorfy way.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:35 No.3957241
    >>3957233
    >What the fuck is doing Garrelf

    Every male being within twenty miles. He's still got some elfishness about him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:36 No.3957243
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    >>3957213
    Garrelf is busy not underestimating a dragon! Removing his arm-guards, he is now capable of using his shadow magic effectively without limit - but if he uses too much, he will be banished to the plane of shadow for eternity. He walks a razor's edge here.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/12/09(Thu)20:36 No.3957246
    We killed a GOD!

    A dragon shouldn't be a problem!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:36 No.3957251
    >>3957243

    USE IT ALL

    NOW

    ON ANYTHING
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:37 No.3957258
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    Why are some things pink? What does that mean? I'm confused.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:37 No.3957260
    >>3957246

    Yes, but the god was a fag god. Of a faggot race.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:38 No.3957272
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    >>3957213
    Mado is making her way down to Beardbeard - he looks hurt!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:38 No.3957274
    >>3957243

    SHADOW TENTACLE RAPE.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:39 No.3957279
    >>3957272
    Garelf needs to start fucking up that dragon's shit, if only to save Mado.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:39 No.3957281
    >>3957258

    Pink = Female
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:41 No.3957306
    >>3957279

    Only to creep her more.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:41 No.3957310
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    >>3957258
    Pink things are female.


    >>3957274
    >>3957279
    Garrelf gets its attention, Shoryuken style.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:42 No.3957312
    >>3957258
    Pink means they are girls, little kobold
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:42 No.3957317
    >>3957306
    good point

    Garelf: Attack the dragon in a decidedly creepy way, fucking up its shit and mentally scarring Mado even further!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:43 No.3957325
    >>3957317
    YES.
    CREEP OUT THE DRAGON TO DEATH.
    YOU CREEPY SONUVABITCH
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:43 No.3957327
    >>3957310

    Now lick it. Lick it hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:44 No.3957332
    >>3957310
    Mado: Throw daggers at dragon while running down to assist Bearbeard! Make those 1d4s of damage do something!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:46 No.3957347
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    While garrelf fights off the horrible beasty, Mado makes her way down to Beardbeard! He doesn't seem to be moving.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:46 No.3957350
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    ...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:47 No.3957356
    >>3957350
    Someone needs a snuggle
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:47 No.3957358
    >>3957350
    It means they can be mommys iinstead of daddys
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:48 No.3957367
    Don't tell me such a feeble blow knocked out Beardbeard. Not after the shit with Glittergold and the Hydra

    STAND UP, DORF
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:48 No.3957368
    >>3957350
    How does a cutebold know what genders is?

    ...Does it?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:48 No.3957370
    >>3957347

    Gald? What the heck is Gald?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:49 No.3957373
    >>3957347

    Wait wait wait. Hold up. Dragon's caged female is a motherfucking pixie?
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/12/09(Thu)20:50 No.3957385
    >>3957370
    Gold you assbreather.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:51 No.3957394
    >>3957373
    Bleh pixies. I guess we could tear its head of with our teeth or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:52 No.3957398
    >>3957385
    But that's a "a", you fagmo.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:52 No.3957404
    >>3957373
    It's a fairy.

    Put it in a bottle and give it to Beardbeard.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:53 No.3957411
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    >>3957367
    He begins to rise, when a little voice assaults Mado.

    "'Ey dollface, git your gams over here! Spring me outta' this biscuit!"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:53 No.3957412
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    >>3957281
    Does that make me hot?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:53 No.3957420
    >>3957347

    Mado: Stop. Turn. Slit pixie throat. Resume run for dorf.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/12/09(Thu)20:53 No.3957422
    >>3957398
    Is it troll time already?

    Wow.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:54 No.3957424
    >>3957368
    It knows there's boybolds and girlbolds and that you shouldn't wrestle together unless you're good friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:55 No.3957432
    >>3957411

    Kick cage, assist Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:55 No.3957434
    >>3957411
    Ignore the annoying npc with the stupid accent, we don't want it in our party and be tormented by its inane babbling later.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:55 No.3957437
    >>3957411
    Investigate the voice, maybe they can help..
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:56 No.3957444
    >>3957411
    Agree to release pixie if it helps to defeat the dragon.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:57 No.3957449
    Wait, it's pink, fae and with a stupid accent. FEMALE LEPRECHAUN? PELOR H. SUN!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)20:57 No.3957451
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    >>3957411
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:58 No.3957458
    DO NOT LET FEY OUT! IT WILL TRY TO KILL BEARDBEARD FOR KILLING GLITTERGOLD
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)20:58 No.3957459
    >>3957444

    It was trapped on a fucking tiny cage. How could it help if it cannot even escape that?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)20:58 No.3957462
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    >>3957444
    >>3957437
    >>3957434
    Mado isn't mean enough or racist enough for the violent options. She investigates the voice.

    "'Ey dollface, lemme outta here! If you bust me, I'll 'elp yer Big Six over there out, ya feel me?"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:00 No.3957466
    >>3957462
    NO WAY DO NOT LET THAT FUCKER OUT

    Looks way too much like Finlay, it's probably neutral evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:00 No.3957470
    >>3957462
    I said we don't want it in our party later. By Xom, curse you Gnome!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:00 No.3957473
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    Pink means wrestling, but only if you're friends? Ugh... This is hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:00 No.3957476
    >>3957459
    Healing pixie dust? Who knows, but we might as well check. It's not like Mado can do anything herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:00 No.3957477
    HOT FEMALE LEPRECHAUN. Meh, last post, gonna check it on archive later.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:01 No.3957489
    >>3957476

    I've heard of medicinal marijuana, but medicinal cocaine?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:01 No.3957490
    >>3957462

    Hell with it, let the pixie out. Maybe it can burn the dragon's eye with its cigar or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:02 No.3957494
    >>3957462
    God it's adorable
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:02 No.3957495
    >>3957462
    He is... far smaller than the spaces in the cage.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:03 No.3957501
    >>3957462
    wut
    Is that some sort of fairy crime lord?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:03 No.3957502
    >>3957462
    Lesbian gangster pixie?

    Awesome?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)21:04 No.3957513
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    >>3957462
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:04 No.3957517
    >>3957495
    Advanced stage Lily syndrome, the poor guy.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/12/09(Thu)21:05 No.3957529
    >>3957517
    Guy?

    That is a pink pixie.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:05 No.3957530
    >>3957462
    that cross dressing pixie appears to have a pretty awesome hat. I say we trust her. Let her out! Maybe she can heal Bearbeard as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:06 No.3957531
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    >>3956761
    >Depends on the abilities.

    Well, I was thinking of developing an efficient counterattack against Nevada before resurrecting her. Something so wide that no even dodging would help.

    How about this one? Since Beardbeard is a DORF, I'm assuming that high temperatures are irrelevant to him, and he would do more damage than actually take from it.

    Thoughts/suggestion?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:06 No.3957538
    >>3957502
    >Lesbian gangster pixie

    I'M IN. OPEN THE DAMN CAGE
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:06 No.3957539
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    >>3957466
    >>3957470
    It rattles its cage in anger, but you ignore her for Beardbeard! "Ya stupid broad, git back here!"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:08 No.3957549
    Is she... wearing a trench coat, and a phedora hat? And smoking?

    Holy shit, a hard boiled pixie, let her out!!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:08 No.3957554
    >>3957473
    You're looking a little pink there, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:09 No.3957560
    >>3957531
    He doesn't have fire breath. Never did.

    He has FOUR breath now, and used to have FIVE breath, which appeared to be some sort of lightning breath weapon. Four Breath could be ANYTHING. Fire, ice, lightning, fish, toxic gasses, teeth, rust, eyeballs, Xoms, gems, force, dragons, anything
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:09 No.3957563
    THIS PIXIE IS MY NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:09 No.3957564
    >>3957539

    NO! Go back for gangster pixie! Dammit gnome!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:09 No.3957568
    >>3957539
    check to make sure Beardbeard is... relatively okay. Then, let Hardboiled Dame out of the cage.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:10 No.3957573
    >>3957560
    Dragon breath? A breath in which we expel dragons? I don't see how this could go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:11 No.3957585
    >>3957573
    I'm more worried about breathing Xoms
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:12 No.3957588
    >>3957531
    I say we just stand there, reacting slowly and take some punishment. When she gets too confident and sticks too close between her attacks we grab her arm. Then we will have our revenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:14 No.3957610
    >>3957560
    We should try FOUR breath then. If its effects are completely random, we won't be able to rely on it. HOWEVER, if they have some kind of pattern, we can use like if it was the fire breath. It doesn't matter, as long as we know its effects, we can create some sort of deadly wave with our breath while using deforestation.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:15 No.3957619
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    I would like to fight dragons, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:16 No.3957625
    >>3957610
    And what happens if we try to Deforest while vomiting fish everywhere? And Three Breath will be just as random (unless Gnome decides that it's all lightning. But that's not Xomy enough)
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:16 No.3957627
    DEFOREST THE DRAGON

    HE CAN'T FIGHT IF WE CUT EVERYTHING OFF
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)21:17 No.3957636
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:18 No.3957642
    >And what happens if we try to Deforest while vomiting fish everywhere?
    Dragon gives up. It's not touching something that gross.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:18 No.3957647
    >>3957636
    Dragon chunks?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:18 No.3957648
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    >>3957568
    >>3957564
    >>3957563
    Beardbeard seems to be alright. He was just out for a moment.

    Mado picks the lock on Hardboiled Pixie's cage! She flies on up. Beardbeard looks at her hungrily.

    "Thanks, babe, you're ducky. Now'm outta that antimagic cage, I can start blastin'." She conjures up a Tommy gun.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:19 No.3957662
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:20 No.3957664
    >>3957648
    No, NOW is the time for giantess/tiny person sapphic schlick frenzies.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:20 No.3957666
    >>3957648

    FUCK YES.

    DRAGONBLASTIN TIME.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:20 No.3957669
    >>3957648
    Damnit Beardbeard, focus! The dragon! Kill that fucker!

    KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:21 No.3957675
    >>3957619
    OH LAWDY THAT BEARD IS MAGNIFICENT.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:21 No.3957676
    >>3957648

    >conjures up a Tommy gun

    FUCK YEAH, YOU'RE THE BEST FAIRY EVER!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:26 No.3957710
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    >>3957669
    Oh, right. Dragon. Garrelf suddenly drops in, reminding you. The party's all together now!

    >>3957666
    Shut up Satan.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:26 No.3957714
    >>3957648

    DORFHEADBUTT/FAEGUNBLAST COMBO GO GO GO
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:27 No.3957718
    >>3957710
    GROUP TACTIC, TAME THAT DRAGON
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:27 No.3957722
    >>3957625
    Good point.

    Anyway, we should try it somewhere just to see what happens. Most of the things that Xom provides are at least mildly useful or have some offensive force. We'll probably puke fish every now and then, but that's a small price for poison, lightning, fire and OHGODDISINTEGRATINGRAY

    Just see it as a roulette of awesome effects and useless garbage.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:27 No.3957726
    >>3957710
    Fuck yes, is Garelf dead? Perhaps we can resurrect him as a faggy elf again and stop him stealing the show all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:28 No.3957736
    >>3957726
    This. It's getting annoying.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)21:28 No.3957744
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:29 No.3957747
    >>3957726
    We should ressurect him as a kobold just to have a new weakling
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:30 No.3957750
    >>3957744
    We'll have some dragon steaks later.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:30 No.3957751
    Have Mako act as a distraction getting dragon to turn so that as Mako falls pixie makes another distraction. During this time BeardBeard should be sneaking under dragon in an attempt to either deforest all the legs at once or just cut at the underbelly.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:33 No.3957778
    >>3957747
    That'll show him
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:33 No.3957781
    >>3957750
    Would eating the flesh of a dragon have any beneficial properties, I wonder?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:34 No.3957787
    AXE ALE BEARD PRIDE!
    ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE!
    WALL OF DAGGERS!
    CALL THE BOYS!

    EXTERMINATUS!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:34 No.3957789
    >>3957722
    SUDDENLY, DELICIOUS FISH isn't a trash effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:34 No.3957790
    A dragon's weak point is its heart! SLAM THE AXE THERE! Someone!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:35 No.3957796
    >>3957787

    SEPULCHRITUDE

    Wait... wrong game.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:35 No.3957798
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    OKAY BATTLE START!

    Beardbeard is LIGHTLY WOUNDED, Mado and Kav (as the faerie introduces herself as) are UNINJURED, and Garrelf is INCAPACITATED.

    The dragon Belthimus's LEFT WING is crippled, but it is otherwise mostly UNINJURED.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:36 No.3957804
    >>3957798
    AXE, AIM FOR THE HEART GO!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:37 No.3957810
    >>3957798
    Stupid Garrelf and his being a higher level

    SESSION POWERS, ACTIVATE
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:37 No.3957811
    >>3957798
    Beardbeard used ALE/AXE/BEARD/PRIDE
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:37 No.3957814
    >>3957798

    WHAT? THAT ELF FAGGOT HAS MORE LEVEL THAN US?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:38 No.3957818
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    >>3957787
    SPECIAL ATTACK EXTRAVAGANZA: LAUNCHED!

    Mado begins with WALL OF DAGGERS!

    [cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:38 No.3957821
    >>3957798
    'Accidentally' use Garelf's body as a shield from dragon damage and proceed to split its skull open.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/12/09(Thu)21:38 No.3957823
    >>3957798
    Level...

    Well shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:38 No.3957828
    >>3957811
    We used that last big battle, if we overuse it'll become stale and moldy and weak and we'll have to find a new super-awesome power.

    Besides, this is just a dragon, not a god. We can take him with good ole fashion axing.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:40 No.3957834
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:40 No.3957837
    >>3957798
    Have Mado heal Garelf. If she doesn't know how, SHE WILL FUCKING LEARN.

    Shoot the dragon's eye (ONLY ONE EYE) to distract him while Beardbeard cuts his legs.

    Garelf should complain or do some other bullshit, who cares.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:40 No.3957838
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    >>3957747
    >Resurrect him as a kobold
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:40 No.3957842
    >>3957828
    TWICE OUR LEVEL

    NO WE CAN'T JUST AXE THE FUCKER
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:42 No.3957857
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    The other wing is ruined!

    Kav activates CALL IN THE BOYS!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:43 No.3957867
    >CALL IN THE BOYS

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:43 No.3957871
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    The BOYS arrive in a timely manner.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:44 No.3957879
    >>3957867
    YA THIN'IN BOIZ, YA GIT! HE CLEARLY SAID BOYZ!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:44 No.3957884
    >>3957871

    POSE AS A TEAM. BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:46 No.3957892
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    >>3957871
    That's the last straw. I quit.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 03/12/09(Thu)21:47 No.3957909
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    >>3957838
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:48 No.3957923
    >>3957871

    SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:49 No.3957931
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    >>3957871
    They open fire! Once the boys run out of ammo, they disappear back into their own world.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:49 No.3957933
    >>3957892
    Hey, its just a fey summoning other fey. Nothing unusual here except STYLE.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:50 No.3957946
    >>3957909
    I hear kobold tastes awful, but go for it, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:51 No.3957950
    >>3957871
    Boy#1, use sleuth diplomacy.
    Boy#2, ascend to godhood.
    Boy#3, ride the dragon like a mechanical bull.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:52 No.3957956
    >>3957871

    Huh. Somehow, while I was expecting mobsters, I was also kinda expecting the big hunter guys that appear during one of BB Hood's attacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:53 No.3957975
    This thread is on autosage isn't it?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:53 No.3957976
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    >>3957931
    Meanwhile, Beardbeard uses DEFORESTATION on the creatures' legs!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:54 No.3957982
    >>3957975
    Yes. yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:54 No.3957985
    >>3957946
    I am sorry, good sir, but John is no man. She is a quite proper and refined lady.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:55 No.3957996
    >>3957976
    use the stone of Ionus to create a big hole for it to drop into and hopefully suffer collision damage!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:56 No.3958001
    >>3957996
    Falling one z-level doesn't usually hurt much.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:56 No.3958006
    >>3957996
    We still need at least the eye. And the more of it we can keep whole, the better, since dragon body parts sell for FUCKHUGE
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:56 No.3958007
    >>3957931

    NO WAIT GET BACK HE---oh well. At least we still have Tommygun Pixie.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:57 No.3958016
    >>3958001
    It'll still be something. A scraped elbow is still at least one point of damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:57 No.3958023
    >>3957985
    Sergals: The men are men, and so are the women.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:57 No.3958027
    >>3958007

    I'm hoping this pixie might decide Beardbeard is her new boss since we killed her god.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/12/09(Thu)21:58 No.3958044
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    New thread: >>3958030
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)21:59 No.3958053
    >>3958027

    "Hi. Name's Beardbeard Godslayer. I killed your pussy ass god and replaced him with Satan. Your welcome."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/09(Thu)22:05 No.3958118
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    Am I fighting the dragon? Am I helping?



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