>>3915247
...Wow at times like this we can almost forget he's CE.

Holy cow I didn't actually expect him to do it.

>>3915247
D'aww. Whisper her it'll all be okay. Tell her her lover will come back to life, and they can both live happily ever after.

>>3915247
Through dwarf logic, beardbeard shouldn't feel bad at all. Garrelf took things into his own hands. And everyone knows dwarf logic is the best logic.

>>3915271

Umm, before we get too into this, make sure she doesn't like trees or anything like that

I'm WAITING for Nevada's HEAD to come flying from off screen as GarElf comes back to find us all huggy-huggy and he is laughing his ass off@

Ib4 Garrelf comes back.

Beardbeard: I was just... torturing her! Yes, that is!

>>3915268
He's not...REALLY CE.

I don't think he's been breaking promises or anything. He's just "Dwarf"

>>3915247

You know, Cultist is a cleric. We could just cut this bitch's throat and then use Speak with Dead on her corpse. She wouldn't be allowed to NOT tell us what we want to know.

In fact, why the fuck didn't we do that already? THIS IS BEARDBEARD FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Sing her a spirit-lifting song :3

>>3915275

Eat cats and drink alcohol solves everything?

Burn down the forest because falling branch killed someone?

Fuck yes!

Just comfort her, keep goin'.

>>3915282

No, you won't, not after we hugged her.

And I think she has told us all what she knows.

>>3915286
Ah, the dwarven drinking song.

"GOLDGOLDGOLDGOLD,
GOLDGOLDGOLD
GOLD, GOLD
um
GOLD GOLD AXES GOLD."

>>3915282
BECAUSE THIS IS ADORABLE

ADORABLE > EVERYTHING

NOW SHUT UP

>>3915279
>>3915280
"Beardbeard..."

Ask her to show you to either Nevada's hideout or the Goldmoon HQ once Garrelf gets back

>>3915296
Oh dear, Garrelf's so going to find a laugh of all this.

>>3915296
Saw it coming from 50 posts away!

>>3915296

This will be good.

>>3915296
Hold up a "one minute" finger to Garrelf.

>>3915296

OH SHI-

>>3915296
Tell him your genre sense is so strong, that you knew that as soon as you started hugging her, Garrelf'd show up.

So we were just getting him back faster.

>>3915296

If Garrelf laughs at Beardbeard, are we honor bound to defend our reputation and kill ALL witnesses?

>>3915303
Pssh, I only did it now because people mentioned it should happen now. Besides, better now than during pity sex.

>>3915306
...huh, that seems to have worked.

>>3915292

We still need Goldmoon's location. Marking him for death is a DIRECT CHALLENGE TO BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, and how dare one lowly celestial try to put a hit out on the uberdorf.

If she wants to lead us to the hideout, fine. If not, swift death, as Beardbeard is known more for his ability to kill ANYTHING, not the power of his hugs (unless he's crushing the life out of them at the same time).

>>3915296

This is scene what puts chaotic in chaotic.
Impossible to predict.

>>3915312

Nah, just beat him senseless.

>>3915321

Check her pockets for loose change while she is distracted

>>3915296
Tell him your genre sense is so strong, that you knew that as soon as you started hugging her, Garrelf'd show up.

So we were just getting him back faster.

>>3915321
When she's calmed down, ask her about Goldmoon.

damn servers, you back yet gnome?

>>3915321
I'm on a roll here, two suggestions in a row.

She seems to have calmed down considerably. Even upon seeing Nevada's corpse, she doesn't cry again. However, she is still pretty on-the-verge-of-crying-any-momenty.

>>3915360
GO ress her already!

Our level of evilness is getting pretty stupid at this point.

>>3915360
Can Cultist Rez her without any "mutations"?

>>3915360
Ressurect Nevada, bring her along so there's no confusion and resulting violence.

>>3915364
Irrelevant.

>>3915364
From what you can tell, she might not even be able to do a res in the first place! Who knows?

>>3915367
>>3915361
Where to?

>>3915360

Resurrect time!

And Garrelf put on his rape face for some reason...

>>3915370
We're very, VERY near that dwarfen town, right?

Do they have a temple?

>>3915368
Nope, we made her a promise.

>>3915349

>>3915379
Yeah. A temple of Xom.

>>3915379
A temple of Xom, with a cleric who has already proven reliable, and a temple of Moradin, which you have never stepped inside of before!

>>3915364
we agreed to rez her, we never said there wouldn't be side effects.

>>3915385
So this cleric can rez without mutations?

>>3915379

They have a Temle of Xom if I recall correctly.

>>3915390
Why would we want that?

>>3915390
He has done so twice before!

>>3915390
He was pretty high level so he probably could. But he's a greedy bastard and by the time we get whatever insane thing he sends us for Nevada's corpse would have started to rot.

>>3915394
Then I guess that's where we're going.

>>3915394
go to dorftown, take quest for raising. who cares if mutations, etc. leave crying girl with cultist, she's cramping beardbeard's style.

>>3915385
I vote for Moradin, simply of being a DORF GOD AND AS SUCH AWESOME.

>>3915404
Yeah but who knows how they will react to a follower of Xom like Beardbeard.

Bring her back as a gnoll or a kobold.

>>3915404
>>3915406
Beardbeard just gave all dwarves everywhere a good name. He offed a GOD.

But Xom owes him. Satan is a follower and he's a god himself now. So Xom is like....super-god.

>>3915394
That settles it! Back to him! Hopefully he isn't nude!

>>3915397
Like the time before, Garrelf waits outside - he and the priest are on not-so-happy terms. Bringing Mado and Nevada inside (Mado refused to wait with Garrelf), Beardbeard asks the priest for a res.

The priest sets his price: "I still want a dragon's eye."

>>3915410
That'd be just unnecessarily cruel, and despite being evil, neither Beardbeard nor Garrelf would do that. Besides, Beardbeard has grown a little fond of Mado, and wouldn't want to see her cry again.

Bring Nevada back as a halfling, and have the two girls get each other, resulting in hot lesbian sex (which we probably won't see, but still).

>>3915395
gentle repose motherfuckers.

>>3915420
Ask Satan for a Dragon's Eye.

>>3915410
Oh Anthony Hopkins. You creepy motherfucker.

>>3915420
>Dragon's eye

Well, damn.

TIME TO HUNT US SOME DRAGONS

hell, it'd be great just to do it for kicks! We can thank Nevada for providing the opportunity to kick ass when she gets back.

>>3915420
man, we HAD to sell that thing didn't we... *rolls eyes* check the other temple

Resurrect her as something to make her horrified and questioning of her own values, but still able to function so we can appreciate it. Kobold's perfect.

C'mon! It'll be awesome!

>>3915420
Agree, demand a gentle repose spell in the meantime.

>>3915420
I've got it!
Iron Heart Surge! Not having a Dragon's Eye is detrimental to your being!

>>3915428
"Fuck no. I gave you a kickass axe and one of the most powerful gemstones you can possibly find. Our deal was done. You want a Dragon's Eye? Get it yourself!"

>>3915420
Say "Fuck it". Go to Moradin's temple, and ask his price.

>>3915444
Satan hastily apologizes. "Oh, man, I was harsh. Sorry about that. Listen, we're already squared off, and I have my hands full with this godhood thing. I'll be busy for a while, sorry again."

>>3915444
Ask him where the nearest dragon is.

She's a halfling, so kobold IS the obvious choice for reincarnation. Natural enemies.

>>3915449
Did....did Satan just get intimidated by Beardbeard? FUCKIN' WIN!

>>3915448
Moradin's priests speak one language: Precious Metal. "5 pounds of sapphire!" is his demand.

>>3915444
DO A DRAGON MATING CALL

>>3915463
THERE IS NOW WAY THIS CAN BACKFIRE. NOPE.

>>3915456
5pounds of sapphire? do we look like a miner or a godslayer? time to go dragon hunting.

>>3915456
Let's see if they can understand the language of DO WHAT WE SAY OR WE KILL YOU.

>>3915456
where's the nearest sapphire mine?
failing that we could always go to a store and sell some shit.

>>3915499
brah, we totally don't break the laws of stonehiem. dorfs aren't axebait, but nearly everything else is.

>>3915420
>>3915456
Dragon's eye or sapphire...?

Inquire at the bar. Which is closer, the nearest dragon lair, or the nearest sapphire mine? Whichever job we take will be determined of how long it takes to travel there.

Also get drunk.

>>3915482
Did you not go to sleep?!

>>3915497
DRAGON SLAYING MISSION ACCEPTED!

Mado has decided to start carrying Nevada, seeing as how Beardbeard doesn't understand the concept of carrying a dead body without dragging it along the ground.

>>3915526
Actually yes, by accident. I was both happy I missed nothing but very sad when I woke up to find 4chanz still down.

>>3915540
Ask everyone in town for the location of the nearest dragon.

Bonus points if they guard sapphires. Never know when we'll need a rez.

>>3915540
FUCK YES! Think, dragons keep have HUEG treasure piles, right? So, if we kill the dragon, get two eyes, and probably 20 lbs of sapphires! Plus diamonds golds artifacts etc!

>>3915540
Find out where a dragon can be found. Get drunk, too, to avoid its horrible mind control powers.

TAKE THE DRAGON'S EYE AND THEN MAKE IT OUR BITCH, imagine Beardbeard with a dragon for a mount. Take its right eye so that it matches with ours

>>3915569
>>3915567
Inquire about dragons at the bar, dorfen barracks, from the Dorf King, and if all else fails, head to a human capital and ask there king.

>>3915580
MAKE THAT LEFT EYE, god damn I feel stupid

>>3915580
OH GOD THIS TIMES A MILLION! Dragon ridin' godslayin' wandering apocalypse!

>>3915523
>Inquire at the bar.

Musclebeard says he has the info you need, but it'll cost ya. 10 Gold per question.

You currently have 25 Gold.

>>3915540
Alright, remember this is for Pride, one of the 4 things that make a dorf

other than axes, ale, and beards.

>>3915588
ask these.

where the fuck is the nearest dragon, and where the hell can I find a place to turn dragon blood into ale.

>>3915588
Tell him that you'll never, EVER, on your dorfen pride, start a fight in his bar again if he makes it 5.

>>3915588
1) Where is the nearest inhabited dragon's den that doesn't contain eyeless dragons?
2) 15 gold in assorted alcohols, good sir.

>>3915604
Have him count those alcohols in whatever gets you most drunk.

>>3915603
He doesn't trust you that much.

>>3915604
>[Nearest dragon with eyes] ha doko desuka?

He hands you a map. "This'll take ye to the great dragon Belthimus, farther in th'dorfen mountain range. Ye killed a god, I think ye can take 'im."

>15 in assorted alcoholic beverages!
You now have one entire barrel of ale. This should last you a (little) while!

0 GOLD.

>>3915642
Change quest to steal dragon's eye, make dragon your bitch. Beardbeard is a GODSLAYER, he needs a dragon for a mount.

>>3915642
>You now have one entire barrel of ale. This should last you a (little) while!

Get to the dragon cave, drink it all in one go, and head in to face the beast with your drunken fury.

>>3915642
Quick travel activated.

>>3915653
THHIIIIISSSS!!!!!

>>3915642
alright
use deforestation.

>>3915654
>Quick travel activated!
This certainly looks welcoming!

>>3915720
Chug all your beer.

>>3915720
DRINK BEER

(Offer Mado some, too, since she is your friend. And maybe Garrelf.)

HEAD IN AND CHALLENGE THE DRAGON

Sorry folks, gonna cut off here today. Next week on Dorf Quest: More info on that awkward Cultist situation.

PAUSE SCREEN
BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
Current Quest(s): Resurrect Nevada

ALCOHOLISM: drunk
GOLD: 0

STATUS: Uninjured

MUTATIONS:
Vestigial Wings
No Left Eye
3rd eye on back
Webbed Hands
Four Breath
Poison Immunity
Scales +2
Faster +3
Stronger +1

INVENTORY:
Iron Axe
+8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
1 Torch
Overworld Map
Hydra Armor
Stone of Ionus
Wooden Leg
Map to Belthimus
Barrel of Ale

Party:
Garelf Swiftrip, Faerie Fighter
Mado, Green Assassin

>>3915720
Shout at cave in hope for an echo. Shout "Come here you scaly bastard!"

>>3915745
FUCK YOU YOU JUST CAME BACK FOR LIKE TWO POSTS

Eh, next week we'll have SOAP OPERA DRAMA! Can't wait.

Goddamn fuckin server crushes!

>>3915752
Yeah, but at least I wrapped it up.

And also, super happy fun drawing time. Guess who just became the number 2 assassin of the Goldmoon slayers?

>>3915745
Well, I guess that's ok...thank's for coming back this morning and finishing up. I'll be looking forward to our dragon fight though.

Someone draw a D'awww picture of pregnant Cultist and Aldwin

>>3915752
>SOAP OPERA DRAMA!
It's not Aldwin's baby!

>>3915784
OH SHIT. WE HAVE TO KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH.

>>3915795

LILY IS THE FATHER!?!

>>3915784
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

WE HAVE TO RESURRECT NEVADA LIKE RIGHT NOW

suptg is only loading the very 1st post of this thread, and nothing else. i hope someone knows of some other way to archive this one

>>3915784
Which means Beardbeard and Garrelf can take him down easy! We gotta slay that mother fucker. And that celestial cunt.

>>3915793
But Aldwin doesn't know yet. He'll find out in the next session.

>>3915784
OH SHI-

>>3915777
That is one beautiful piece of drawfaggotry right there.

Beardbeard's modus operandi;

1)Kill people.
2)Ressurect people(except Glittergold, he's a faggot)
3????
4)Profit!

>>3915793
I might be someone!

What race is Mado? I thought I read someone say Halfling?

>>3915833
Love his face. Aw.

>>3915833

Awww, thank you gnome

lol at Aldwin's face

>>3915829
5) DELICIOUS ALCOHOL!

>>3915833
Somehow I just KNOW this will not end well.

>>3915858

Priestess of Xom... TENTACLE BABY

I see nothing wrong with this

>>3915858
Gnome wouldn't dare.

>>3915871
...Or would he?

>>3915835
She's SUPPOSED to be human, but I keep drawing her smaller and smaller... she seems to be suffering Lily Syndrome. You people might end up with halfling lesbians yet.

>>3915858
Only a Chaotic Evil abomination can result from this.

Speaking of which, Cultist is a Priest of Xom, right? Wouldn't that mean she's evil, too?

>>3915865
>Priestess of Xom... TENTACLE BABY

Xom doesn't give his gifts to those who don't deserve them. The baby must earn his favour him-/herself, not inherit it from his/her parents.

>>3915880
>halfling lesbians
DO WANT!

>>3915881
>Speaking of which, Cultist is a Priest of Xom, right? Wouldn't that mean she's evil, too?

Nah, just really chaotic.

>>3915881
She is Chaotic Good. (as per stated in an old thread). Xom isn't a good or evil god, he's a chaotic one.

>>3915858
>>3915865
>>3915871
>>3915879
If only you'd seen the drawing I made in this little ol' notebook here...

>>3915881
>>3915892
Xom is Chaotic Neutral. His only requirement is that you're chaotic - Cultist is CG.

Will someone upgrade the 1d4 chan article? I'm too lazy to do it.

>>3915880
>>3915887
Do not want halflings. One halfling is enough, lets keep her human. Or better yet, raise the dead chick as something else.

>>3915853
not Delicious alcohol.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

I'm curious about how strong the bond between Beardbeard and Garrelf is, are they like Blood Brothers, or should we be worried Garrelf will betray us at the drop of a hat when it suits him?

>>3915887
mado x nevada.png

>>3915926

Also, Furious George update sometime before you go please, Gnome

>>3915920
RESURRECT HER AS A CATGIRL

>>3915923
How is beer not delicious alcohol?

>>3915938
Not exactly what I expected. Oh well.

>>3915926
Well so far it seems both Beardbeard and Garrelf have been loyal to each other, but who knows.

>>3915940
Of course, of course.

>>3915926
Well, Garrelf did gain several levels of awesome since he joined the game, but I think he knows he will have a really hard time taking on Beardbeard one on one, so I doubt that he'd betray Beardbeard even if he was the kind of guy to do that.

>>3915972
Seems he's doing fine.

>>3915905
Gnome. That picture of you looks suspiciously similar to this guy...

http://boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/images/shorts/tie.jpg

>>3915992

>>3915951
I SUPPOSE I can be more explicit.

>>3916034
Now we're talking! This means moar drawfaggotry from me!

>>3915992
Hahaha, that's awesome. I should start wearing ties.

>>3916034
Good job man!

I second this: >>3915944

>>3916034
Wonderful! Throw Beardbeard into the mix and have a sexy dorf on halfling on human threesome. Hell, invite Garrelf and the Elf queen and we can just have an orgy. Oh my I seem to have an erection.

>>3916077
Seriously? Just now? I've had one since we tried to kill what we thought was a little girl.

>>3915802
>Lily is the father!?!

>>3916062
Hey gnome, I have to ask you a question. You draw yourself pretty short. Is that just to go along with your name, or are you a midget?

>>3916101

lol

>>3916096
You should get that checked. Its unhealthy to have an erection so long.

>>3915944
>>3916064
AND MAKE HER EVEN FASTER? GOOD GOD MAN SHE ALREADY HAS 6 DOTS IN AGILE!

>>3916077
I really wish I had some skill as a drawfag so I could make this happen.

>>3916125
We res her a fae then.

>>3916106
Mainly the name. IRL I am actually of average height. Not tall, but not short either.

>>3916150
alright, cool. Just asking.

>>3916125
>AND MAKE HER EVEN FASTER? GOOD GOD MAN SHE ALREADY HAS 6 DOTS IN AGILE!

We'll make her take a wow that she'll never attack us again. The contract will be written in blood, with Satan himself as witness.

You know, we never did address my very relevant question from last night.

After we rez Nevada, what's to stop her from starting this whole cycle again by attacking us? Maybe we should just cut one of her legs off or something before we rez her, JUST IN CASE.

>>3916164

That would also work, but I prefer limb chopping myself.

>>3916164
Also, making her faster will hopefully make her friendlier to us, hopefully meaning she won't want to kill us again

>>3916164
Bind her to Beardbeard as his loyal sex slave with some kind of magic. Also, lets keep her as a halfling, catgirls are too cliche even for dorf quest.

>>3916182

I suggest restraining her corpse with something (maybe creepy Garrelf) right before the resurrection so that we can discuss things with her and turn her to the dark si... um, our side.

>>3916196
She probably won't accept those conditions. She'd rather stay dead.

>>3916182
I get the feeling /tg/ is hoping on pic related.

>>3916225
THIS IS NOW CANON

>>3916215
Why are we giving her a choice. I'm sure there's some kind of magic in Satan or Xom's arsenal that could do this.

Also, we need to steal some divinity for ourselves. We could slay Xom and become the new god of Chaos.

>>3916240

Beardbeard would only slay stupid gods, like Glittergold

>>3916225
Yes but they are all naked and having sex. God /tg/ is awesome.

>>3916225
...I haven't gotten that feeling at all. Having an assassin or two on our side has benefits, though, especially if they then tell the guild not to fucking kill us, for we are akin to a natural disaster. The Dorfan Typhoon.

I suggest we prove we are not evil by having Detect Evil cast on us, but just having so much alcohol in us that it can't function properly

Do not attend the resurrection ceremony, but leave a letter for her.

Dear Nevada,

First of all, let me say that calling me evil for defending my honor when you insulted my alcohol was, in itself, an evil act. You have insulted not only me, but every dwarf by staining me with that name.

Second of all, I would like to point out that, at any time, we could have not only decided not to resurrect you, but we could have played jump rope with your friend Mado's intestines.

Third, after promising to resurrect you, we could have had a cultist of Xom do it, and you would live your life as a hideous creature that would make the wizard Lovecraft squeal in joy.

Fourth, as we have proven, we are perfectly able to kill you in self-defense.

Enjoy the life we gave back to you, bitch.
Beardbeard

<-I imagine Mado and Nevada sex like this

>>3916235
Unfortunately, nothing after >>3915745 is canon.

Except MAYBE the furious george update.

>>3916281
Except not an elf, of course.

>>3916276
>Enjoy the life we gave back to you, bitch.

I'd leave this line away. We ARE trying to prove her we are good, after all.

>>3916284
No, but this'll give us so many ideas for the next thread!

>>3916310
Except we are...

>>3916316
Indeed we are.

>>3916281
>>3916254
>>3916203
>>3916196
I wonder why I trust you people with girls.

>>3916358
Good question.

Also, gnome, could we get a pic with all characters and their alignments please?

You faggots had better bring nevada back as a kobold.

I want to see her beady eyes welling with tears as she looks down at her newly clawed hands.

>>3916376
>pic with all the characters
...that would take a lot of work to cram them into one 400x600 image with legible text as well.

>characters and their alignments please?
Giving everyone's alignment would be more than you should know, but I'll give the ones you do know at this time:

Aldwin: NG
Beardbeard: CE
Cultist: CG
Finlay: NE
Garrelf: NE
Goldmoon: LG
Lily: N
Satan: LE
Xom: CN

Unknown:
Furious George
Nevada
Mado (probably NG, however)
Fate
Nemelex
Ruby
Tom
Joan

>>3916225
I admit it.

I was indeed hoping for this.

>>3915745
Why isn't Nevadas corpse in the inventory?

>>3916443
WE HAVE NO LAWFUL NEUTRALS. FFFFF

>>3916461
What if it's a boy?

Why does everyone keep saying Cultist is unattractive? Teeth aside, I think she's extremely cute.

>>3916443
I'm guessing Fate is True Neutral, because Fate (unless that's your BIG SURPRISE. But now we'll expect that. UNLESS THAT IS YOUR PLAN)

Nevada would seem Lawful Neutral to me from what little we saw, possibly bordering on evil (HAY LET ME PROVOKE SOMEONE INTO ATTACKING ME AND IF THEY ATTACK ME THEY ARE EVIL!)

No fucking clue about Nemelex, though he seems to care for his worshippers (IMMA GONNA STACK ALDWIN'S DECK ON YOU)


Joan is clearly Neutral Failure.
Wait, Ruby and Tom are on the list? I THOUGHT WE KNEW THEIR ALIGNMENTS OHGOD THEY ARE HORRIBLE EVIL BEINGS OHGOD

>>3916488

I just chose a sex at random since it sounded better than "What should we name it?"

>>3916488
Initiate of Nemelex?

>>3916443
I meant of all the characters we know, duh. Thanks!

>>3916475
WE NEED LAWFUL NEUTRALS.

>>3916461
>Aldie
Fuck I d'awwed.

>>3916475
nyahaha, I'll fix that sometime soon.

>>3916585
Remember that Lawful Neutral is best done with EXTREME LAWFUL NEUTRAL.

I'll make some better pictures when I get my Photoshop working again

Gnome, I think we need a picture that confirms that Aldwin really DID get laid.

Because any doubt about the child's true father would be just plain lame, you may as well comfirm that the boy's really become a man.

Plus it'd be totally cute.

>>3916498
This MIGHT have something to do with it.

>>3916646
HOT

>Gnome
>Remove any doubt we have plz

...Why?

Drawfag is amused!

>>3916708
Because I think we'd know if Aldwin has had sex or not.

>>3916708
It wasn't Aldwin, was it?

It was XOM

>>3916708
SPOILERS FROM THE IRC:
WHEN ASKED FOR VARIOUS DRAWINGS TO DO WHILE TG WAS DOWN, THE ONLY ONE GNOME DID NOT DRAW IS THE ONE OF ALDWIN AND CULTIST IN BED.

>>3916708
BECAUSE IT'S CUTE

AND ANY DOUBT WOULD BE JUST A LAMEASS SOAP OPERA PLOT

>>3916443
>Goldmoon: LG

Wait, what?
She is good, alright. But I doubt that going around killing people is lawful if she doesn't have the permission to do that (she's the leader of the assassin's guild, not exactly a law enforcer).

I would go with NG, but that's just my opinion.

>>3916812
Which god's wedding? Xom or Nemelex?

IT WILL BE SETTLED BY A COIN TOSS! BOTH GODS WILL APPROVE!

>I doubt that going around killing people is lawful if she doesn't have the permission
Exactly.

BEARDBEARD IS THE FATHER
THIS IS WHY ALDWIN WILL BE PISSED
YOU'LL SEE

>>3916864
FFFFFFFFFFF THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!

>>3916812
>>3916825

>>3916895
Personally I'd go with Nemelex. At least he bothered to dress up.

>>3916895
>vaginal dentata
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3916895
>filename
Oh Xom, you sly bastard. You always get the silliest wedding gifts.

>>3916827
Oh, so SHE IS a law enforcer.

That explains some things.

Don't be mad at me

Considering how often Beardbeard resurrects people, it might be a good idea to see if he can't get the spell for himself.

>>3916926
FUCK YOU ANON! FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL! AARGH!

>>3916926

>>3916895
Yeah, let's go with Nemelex. Teeth are scary.

Why is she so fun to draw?!?

>>3917070
That is the most adorable thing I have seen in a long time.

>>3917070
Because she's cure and she's preggers. If there's anything that's more cute than a pregnant woman, then it's a CUTE pregnant woman, and Cultist truly is.

BTW, Gnome, what actually is Cultist's name? I don't think you ever told us that.

>>3917052
>>3916904
HAVE XOMIAN WEDDING
RECEIVE TEETH IN PLACES YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD. AND A COUPLE YOU DID. OH GOD WHY ARE THERE TEETH THERE AND NOW I HAVE A MOUTH FOR AN EYE

Xom is amused

>>3917103
It's...Cultist.

>>3917113
What were her parents smoking?

Hey guys, Gnome here.

What should I do now?

>>3917109

Xomian... why didn't I think of that when I drew the picture and wrote Xomisian, I couldn't figure out that the religion's name would be, thanks for showing me a better word for it

>>3917118
>Insomnia !!uOa7Akw2JQv

Are you suuuure you're Gnome?

>>3917116

Her parents were very conservative followers of Xom and wanted to make sure she would join the priesthood, er, culthood

>>3917118
Aldwin walking in on Finlay and Cultist in bed together.

>>3917142

....

Yes.

>>3917143
Her parents' names were Arch Bishop of Xom and Priestess of Xom

>>3917192
....Oh ok. Do what >>3917168
said then.

>>3917201

Alright then, just give me a second to clean up all the strawberry jam.

>>3917234
I can help. Jam is yummy! *Licks*

>>3917168
nooooooo

>>3917255
...Who the hell are you?

>>3917234
You should offer the jam to Perorga.

>>3917264
XOM IS AMUSED

>>3917255

Damn it Gnome, I even drew the one where Aldwin was cheating, and this made me FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3917252
EWW THIS ISN'T JAM

>>3917255

How about some Aldwin x Finlay?

Maybe, please?

>>3917309

Additional, maybe, with Aldwin saying "How can I quit you?"

In the director's cut, where all of them are Solid Snake.

Love is hard on the battlefield.

>>3917289

Disregard that, what I meant to say, it is delicious jam!

Gnome, could we get a mini thread tonight to finish off the dragon and score his eyes and treasure?

Since we got cut of a little too early last time...

>>3917460
I think he's already gone to bed.

>>3917474
>>3917460

Well, not tonight, but at least a minithread in this week, before next saturday. Or a sidequest.

Today Dorf Quest has been short and depressing. Not that I disliked it, but we killed a girl and destroyed another one's heart.

>>3917554
>Short
>17 hours

>>3917579
Eh, shit was down most of the time.

If I was in your shoes, I would have edited the Dorf Quest 1d4 entry to tell everyone that you're going to bed and then called it a night.