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    64 KB Dorf Quest XIX: Dorf the World Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)01:58 No.3914354  
    Continued from >>3912871

    >NO MERCY.
    The girl stands up, a dagger in hand. "Don't touch her, you bas-" Garrelf ignores her.

    Nevada is dead.

    >Garrelf wouldn't do that!
    Garrelf is neither good nor evil. He is neutral through and through. He doesn't give a shit what happens around him as long as he comes out on top. Well, I suppose that's NE then.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)01:59 No.3914363
    Fuck yeah, Garrelf!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)01:59 No.3914364
    Fuck yes Garelf you are the best elf ever
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)01:59 No.3914365
    Capture the new girl for interrogation.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:00 No.3914370
    Disarm new girl with GARness.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:01 No.3914378
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:01 No.3914380
    I wonder if Gnome is disappointed that we killed her when he went through all the trouble to name her and make a capability card...
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:02 No.3914385
    I at the very least disapprove. Simply because it was the most evil thing we've done so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:03 No.3914389
    She shouldn't have been such a BITCH then.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:03 No.3914391
    killing a god and giving its power to SATAN wasn't?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:03 No.3914394
    We've beheaded an elf with a door, and THIS is the most evil act we've done?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:04 No.3914396
    This was more personal kind of evil. Like, compare burning a city to torching a single little girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:04 No.3914400
    No, that was just cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:05 No.3914403
    oh the whole "one death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic" thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:06 No.3914407
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:06 No.3914408
    Elves are tree-hugging faggots. They all deserve to die in such horrible fashions.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:06 No.3914410
    This isn't even an evil act, this is neutral at best.

    We can't be sure she wouldn't come back, and she's already PERMANENTLY (in non-magic terms) blinded our companion AND tried to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:07 No.3914415
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:08 No.3914420
    Question the girl.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:08 No.3914423
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    The girl drops her weapon out of shock, and falls to her knees. Garrelf quickly remedies the situation.

    I have a notebook full of NPCs to pull from, at least half with stats jotted in the margin next to them. Yeah, I liked Nevada, but I'll live.
    >> Insomnia !!uOa7Akw2JQv 03/08/09(Sun)03:09 No.3914433
    Enslave loli.

    Also I'm done for the time being.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/08/09(Sun)03:10 No.3914436
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    take her and beardbeard to the windmill. Get some healing using [see image]
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:10 No.3914438
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    Its murder in cold blood. Garrelf is an Evil person - just not outright maniacal. Like a sociopath - he knows of emotion, but doesn't really have any of his own. At least, not anymore, now that he's a shadar-kai.

    Being a being of shadow rather than real-stuff has some disadvantages.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:10 No.3914439
    Eh, worst case scenario we can just resurrect Nevada later.

    Revolving door of death. We're good.

    But only if her death is bad for OUR survival.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:12 No.3914449
    So does he love the elf queen then, or only taking advantage of her for prestige and hot sex?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:13 No.3914453
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    Garrelf Expresses is now at full capacity, and sets course for Aldwin's Windmill!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:15 No.3914468
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    It'd be better to say "he doesn't dislike it." He doesn't care either way, but it doesn't hurt him any (and actually helps him), so he plans to go along with it. Really, the detachment is why this image looks so one sided. Garrelf is downright bored.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:16 No.3914471
    That was kinda Aldwin's fault.
    LUST card, and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:17 No.3914483
    Would you say the Garrelf Express is on a... [spoiler]railroad?[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:18 No.3914494
    Being a shadar-kai, I can imagine them having quite an interesting sex life.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:21 No.3914511
    When we get to the windmill, make sure Cultist only cures the ONE eye, we don't want to mess up our gem-eye
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:22 No.3914515
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    Cultist answers the door very excitedly! But then seems disappointed upon discovering who it is.

    Garrelf assumes Aldwin must not be home. No matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:23 No.3914523

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:24 No.3914529
    Poor Cultist.

    No matter, have her heal Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:25 No.3914534
    >Aldwin, I-

    ...baked hyuu a cake? MADE WITH KAY-OSS AND LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:26 No.3914544
    If she starts asking questions about your new companion, tell her she's an evil trickster and should not be trusted, no matter what she says. She'd kill you all in a blink of an eye if she got the chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:27 No.3914547
    Greet her and say beard is in need.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:27 No.3914548
    >Learn about Goldmoon.
    >Inform that bitch that she'd better back off your drinking buddy
    >Kill her if warranted
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:29 No.3914559
    Female Tits? Surprised am I.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:29 No.3914564
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    Cultist hears out your need for healing, and volunteers rather quickly, without asking for payment. She seems unexpectedly helpful. Garrelf is unsure why, but does not question good fortune.

    Cultist asks Beardbeard if he wants Xom's healing, or regular healing. "Hwance per dhay, Hwee cahn hhheal withhout mhyutation," she explains.

    Lily seems upset with something.

    Cultist does not ask about the hostage.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:30 No.3914568
    >Beardbeard being blinded by a small child
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:30 No.3914570
    Regular. We have well enough mutations already.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:30 No.3914575
    Xom's healing. He wouldn't do anything to really fuck us, would he?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:31 No.3914581
    hmm.. mutant eye or normal eye

    Tough choice. No really, that wasn't sarcasm.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:33 No.3914592
    I vote for mutant eye. Whats the worst that could happen?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:33 No.3914595
    >He wouldn't do anything to really fuck us, would he?

    ANONYMOUS is being naively optimistic.
    Xom finds this hilarious!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:34 No.3914597
    How old is Lily, by the way? Was it ever mentioned?

    Tell us the ages of other characters as well. Would be nice to know them.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:34 No.3914599
    Question. Does Xom have Paladins?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:34 No.3914601
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    Eye wound healed! This, of course, means the gaping neck wound will need to be healed by the regular mutatey method... with fun results.

    Eyes on the back of your head, fuck year.

    Cultist asks if everything is to Beardbeard's satisfaction.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:34 No.3914602
    Mutant eye like Ruby's third eye?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:34 No.3914603
    Ask Lily what's upsetting her.

    Unless her /tg/ powers are active now. In which case, Lily, what the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:35 No.3914609
    Do they work?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:35 No.3914610
    >Eye wound healed! This, of course, means the gaping neck wound will need to be healed by the regular mutatey method... with fun results.


    >Cultist asks if everything is to Beardbeard's satisfaction.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:35 No.3914613
    That face made me d'awww.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:36 No.3914618
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:37 No.3914624
    Lily is clearly upset by the fact that Garrelf is holding hostage one of Goldmoon's assassins, whom she undoubtably knows and is pissed off by this.

    But she should get over it, bitches should have known better than to fuck with Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:39 No.3914642
    Garrelf is being really smart by holding the girl hostage... it'd be troublesome to have the Guild up in his shadow anus.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:39 No.3914643
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    Unfortunately, no, your neck-eye seems as vestigial as the wings that crown it. Your regular eye works fine however.

    >Ask Lily what's upsetting her

    "Cultist is pregnant."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:39 No.3914646
    It's PERORGA now.
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:39 No.3914648
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:40 No.3914654
    >"Cultist is pregnant."


    Aldwyn is father, isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:40 No.3914659
    Interesting, this means time has passed since our last adventure.

    How much time?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:42 No.3914671
    So... Will the child have Xom's mutations from its mother? Or are those earned by personal deeds, not heritage? Here's hoping it's latter.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:42 No.3914675
    >implying Aldwin got laid
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:42 No.3914678
    ...why would this upset Lily

    Unless the little bitch had her own designs on Aldwin

    In which case, LOL
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:43 No.3914680
    4 days, foo, can't you read threads?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:43 No.3914686
    Neither Beardbeard nor Garelf give a shit.

    Let's go cruising the forest for monsters!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:44 No.3914695
    So how much time since the last time Aldwin and Cultist were together? It's been a bit longer since that, hasn't it? Takes time to travel and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:45 No.3914704
    >Let's go cruising the forest for monsters

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:46 No.3914705
    Congratulate Cultist.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:47 No.3914721
    Despite likely not meaning it.

    It's good to keep the only cleric who would ever heal us happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:47 No.3914723
    Let's go find something in the forest we haven't found before. Preferably something we can wear the skin of, like displacer beasts or gnolls.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)03:48 No.3914730
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    Garrelf thanks Cultist for her help, and he and Beardbeard leave. Cultist waves goodbye, and asks them to stop in any time.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:48 No.3914732
    We're still on a quest, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:48 No.3914738
    Which was?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:48 No.3914742

    Go back there.

    Lily, has there been any news about Beardbeard lately that would get a hit placed on him?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:49 No.3914752

    Also I am starting to see why Aldwin will end up pissed at Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:50 No.3914754
    ...he killed a god. Since his name changed, wouldn't you assume most people are aware of this?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)03:53 No.3914755
    Stop Satan's arm.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:10 No.3914766
    Under normal circumstances? Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:35 No.3914785
    What the fuck, why did /tg/ just die? Anyway, let's go stop that Satan arm.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)04:35 No.3914786
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    Oh Beardbeard can guess any number of reasons.

    Killing a god. Stealing a priest's clothing. Wiping out a temple. Removing Aordor from the map. He hasn't been a saint.

    Garrelf goes back to this idea. What to ask her? She seems to have calmed down, but is still very resentful and depressed.
    >> Aceathon 03/08/09(Sun)04:37 No.3914788
    Yes. I'm sure he can.

    I can guess one that isn't listed, so put my fears to rest, will you?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:39 No.3914790
    Ask her about who sent the assassin, so that you might kill her for revenge and in order to ensure that there would be less killers sent after you from now on.
    >> Aceathon 03/08/09(Sun)04:39 No.3914791
    Plus, if we find out WHY he's got a hit on him, we can understand WHO placed the hit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)04:43 No.3914806
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    She refuses to talk.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:44 No.3914809
    Remind her that you were acting on self-defense, when you killed her friend/associate/lover/don'tcare. Killing her might have been a bit over-the-top, but she'd've just come after you later, this time better prepared: It was just so much easier to end it right there and now.

    Also make it clear that you can kill her just as easily if she doesn't cooperate. And that as a shadar-kai, you know some very effective torture methods.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:45 No.3914812
    Tell her you will do everything in your power to resurrect Nevada if she does.

    She doesn't have a lot of options.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:45 No.3914813
    Show her how... glorious you are. MUTATIONS AND ALL BABY!

    Terrify that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:46 No.3914815
    Why did we so easily ignore the fact that Lily said that CULTIST IS PREGNANT?! WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:47 No.3914820
    Do the most dorfy thing possible.

    Get her drunk.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:47 No.3914821

    We'll deal with that in Aldwin's section, this is BEARDBEARD TIME
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)04:47 No.3914824
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    >Show her your GLORY!
    She silently weeps.

    Garrelf tells you to stop trying and let him handle this.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:47 No.3914825
    It's just neither interesting nor relevant for Beardbeard and Garrelf. But it will be explained in the next Quest, which will center upon Aldwin again, I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:47 No.3914827

    Offer to resurrect Nevada using Cultist's help if she talks.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:48 No.3914835
    Well... When an overly optimistic ma and a chaos cultist fall in love, and the man puts his penis into the chaos cultist's vagina (i won;t go into detail because, frankly, i don;t know how chaos cultists' bodies work) sometimes a sperm gets to an egg, and a baby starts to form!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:48 No.3914836

    Have Garrelf whisper something too terrible to hear into her ear, something only a being of shadow would be willing to do?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:48 No.3914837
    Good, now threaten her with torture. Start by explaining in great gruesome detail exactly what you're going to do to her if she doesn't talk.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:49 No.3914839
    Did... Did Beardbeard just flash at her?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:49 No.3914841
    I say we get her drunk, show her what SWELL dudes we are, then offer to res her lesbo-girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:52 No.3914856
    I second this. Beardbeard is known for two things, killing, and ressurection. And we haven't ressurected anything lately.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:53 No.3914861
    Indeed. Offer to resurrect her friend if she offers to cooperate. If not, well, Nevada will be left to the crows. Which would she want more?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)04:53 No.3914862
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    Mmm torture.

    With a few words, Garrelf has her more unnerved than she has ever been in her entire life. That she hasn't said a word yet is rather impressive.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:54 No.3914871

    Gee, sure looks like RAPETIME in here.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:54 No.3914872
    Tell her that not ONLY will she not get tortured to death, but she'll be able to play with her little friend again, if she helps us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:55 No.3914875

    That's what you get for low charisma.

    Look at that fucker, god damn. Try to intimidate after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:55 No.3914877
    Man, I love his face.

    Give her some time to get over the initial shock. When she stops whimpering, start the interrogation.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:55 No.3914878
    Kill her then use stories-bones-tell.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:55 No.3914880

    This post made me think Beardbeard would eventually become the god who controls death, like a Judge of the Dead sort of thing who has the power to give life and take it away
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:56 No.3914887
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)04:58 No.3914896

    No, No, No.

    Gods of death, judges or those who reside over the death have no power over life or dead. They merely judge the faithless and the false if they were good/evil during their live. Those with pantheon get what they deserve from their own god.

    Sucks to be a banite huh?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)04:59 No.3914902
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    Now that she is thoroughly unnerved, Garrelf decides to go the resurrection route. "We'll bring back your girlfriend if you cooperate, alright?"

    She shakes even more.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:00 No.3914904
    Looks like she starts to get ready.

    Ask about Goldmoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:00 No.3914905

    For fucks sakes, someone use charm, mind control or emotion despair already.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:00 No.3914906
    >bitches don't know 'bout my lesbian Halflings
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:00 No.3914907
    Fine then.

    Tell her that no matter what she says, Nevada will be resurrected. On your word.

    Then tell her WHO will be resurrecting if she doesn't cooperate. Maybe the idea of her (whatever she is) living the rest of her life as a mutant might be a little bit of a deterrent.

    But if you help us out, we will see to it that she gets resurrected by a less chaotic cleric.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:00 No.3914909
    So Gnome, was she Nevada's girlfriend initially, or did she become one only when we decided that they were together?
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    Now smell her a little.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:01 No.3914917

    If she does not cooperate.

    Kill, resurrect, kill, resurrect and kill then resurrect her again.

    Continue until you get promotions.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:02 No.3914919
    Won't talk? Wow, she must really have wanted her dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:03 No.3914925
    One is a berserker and the other is a coldblooded shadow fay. Neither of em is exactly the spellcaster type.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:03 No.3914927

    God damn it faptau get out of here.

    .. wait, that's not a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:03 No.3914929

    "Oh, so you don't want her to live? All right, I can understand that. You must really hate her."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:03 No.3914931
    Faptau? What are you doing up at this hour?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:04 No.3914934

    "You know magic can do terrible, HORRIFIC things to a person, living or dead."

    "Or, it can do really GOOD things, like bringing the dead back to life, and healing wounds. You'd like that wouldn't you."

    "If you tell us what we need to know, we can use the GOOD magic, otherwise I'm afraid our only recourse will be to use the OTHER kind. You understand that's the choice is in your hands, right?"
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:04 No.3914937
    Explain the concept of ressurection spells to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:04 No.3914938

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:05 No.3914942

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:05 No.3914945
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:05 No.3914946

    Oh god that's hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:05 No.3914948
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:05 No.3914950

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:06 No.3914952
    Garrelf gets thousand Awesome points and million Creepy points. *Ding!*
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:09 No.3914968
    Garelf is the only creepy awesome motherfucking Elf of this magnitude.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:09 No.3914971
    Wait. You meant "up" as in, "awake", right? Right?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:09 No.3914972

    Well now that she'll talk we need to know who put the hit on us and why
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:09 No.3914974
    He's not an elf.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:09 No.3914975
    Obviously, ask why Beardbeard is the target of assassination attempts.

    Also ask if she would like her friend back.
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    >who sent the assassin?

    "I-I don't know! M-m-ms. Nevada *sob* took the contract, I was just being shown the ropes! I'm n-n-new! P-p-please don't touch me..."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:12 No.3914988

    Molest her for more information.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:12 No.3914990
    What contract?

    Any reason why?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:12 No.3914992
    Demand the location of Nevada's safehouse
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:13 No.3914994
    Approach threateningly.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:13 No.3914996

    "Explain Goldmoon"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:13 No.3914997
    Ask what she knows about Beardbeard.

    If she knows he killed a GOD.

    Also if she'd like a beer.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:13 No.3915000
    Ask why there's a contract on Beardbeard's head (as if we don't know already)
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:15 No.3915005
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    >Why is he being targetted?

    "B-b-because he's evil! The G-g-g-goldmoon slayers punish evil!"

    "ahhh ahhhhhh eeeeeehhhh p-p-please no... ;w; I'll say anything, please d-d-don't come closer..."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:16 No.3915009
    Ask again why people want him dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:16 No.3915011
    Ask her to tell Beardbeard she loves him.

    What? She said she'd say anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:16 No.3915013
    "So who's this Goldmoon?" Take another step closer.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:17 No.3915019
    There's probably more information at Nevada's safehouse than what her lackey can give. Tell her to take us there.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:18 No.3915021

    Get a massive boner and get close.

    Really, really close.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:19 No.3915027
    Go get Nevada's corpse, to make sure no one gets it before yo can resurrect her. A wise idea me thinks.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:19 No.3915029
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:20 No.3915032
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    >Goldmoon = ?
    "G-goldmoon is the leader's name! She's a g-great lady... eeeeehh go awaaaay!"

    >Why want to kill him?
    "B-b-because he's bad!"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:21 No.3915036

    Get corpse, go to hideout
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:21 No.3915040
    Start walking back to Nevada's corpse. Make her come along.

    Ask her why Beardbeard is bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:22 No.3915042
    >"B-b-because he's bad!"

    "Yes, and he's right there, and getting impatient. So cough up something useful, or you'll see exactly how bad we can be."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:23 No.3915047

    Take her as a hostage or as a kitchen appliance. Get the corpse and go to the hideout
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:23 No.3915048
    Ask if she believes everything that's hand-fed to her like that.

    Imply in a rude fashion that she is incapable of thinking for herself and that they've been running roughshod over her.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:24 No.3915055
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    "I'll be right back."

    As soon as Garrelf teleports away, she falls to her knees and cries.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:25 No.3915057
    Offer her a drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:25 No.3915059
    "Perhaps you have been manipulated...? Maybe this Goldmoon is really a lot more evil than we are...?"

    (Yeah sure, tell her to stop getting manipulated, while manipulate her even more at the same time.)
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/08/09(Sun)05:25 No.3915060
    say hi
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:25 No.3915061
    I feel bad for this girl... we should AT LEAST pay for her therapy or booze after this.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:25 No.3915065
    Comfort her. With offers of drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:26 No.3915066

    Get her some delicious dorf alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:26 No.3915068

    She'll be more useful if she's not crying hysterically all the time. Not to mention that people might misinterpret if they see you walking with a crying kid. A beer will make her happier, as it makes you.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:26 No.3915069
    Hey, we offer to resurrect her friend. That's not a small thing ya know.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:27 No.3915072
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    "Ale?" Beardbeard offers. He almost feels sorry for the girl - Garrelf is creepy.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:28 No.3915079

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:29 No.3915082
    So what alignment is Beardbeard?

    I'm thinking Lawful evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:29 No.3915084
    And milk for info!

    I wonder... is this the first time BEARDBEARD has felt... remorse?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:29 No.3915086
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:29 No.3915087

    Gnome confirmed that Beardbeard is Chaotic evil.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:29 No.3915089
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    Pretty much yes.

    She doesn't seem to appreciate the alcohol as much as you would hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:29 No.3915090

    Sit down and talk with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:30 No.3915091
    Lawful evil... LAWFUL?!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:30 No.3915092
    Chaotic Evil.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/08/09(Sun)05:30 No.3915094
    moar like good dorf/ bad shadar-kai
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:30 No.3915098
    wow, I think that's one of the few times BEARD has spoken quietly.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:30 No.3915099

    Chaotic Evil, we've been fucking shit up for no reason since the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:31 No.3915101


    I RULE
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:31 No.3915104

    Try to impress her or something.

    Show how big your beard is.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:31 No.3915105

    Show he some tricks to calm her down, like disintegrating rocks with your eye
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:31 No.3915107
    The ale doesn't help if you just sit there and not drink it.

    Offer friendship. Mention that we ressurected Garrelf once(do not mention that it was us who killed him). We'd do anything for a friend.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:33 No.3915118
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    "So, eh... What's yer name?" Beardbeard doesn't know the last time he's had to... ugh... make small talk.

    "Mado." She replies.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:34 No.3915125
    Warn her that Garelf is PROBABLY goign to pop out of nowhere with Nevada's HEAD, and he prepared for it.
    Also, drink the booze, it makes everything better.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:34 No.3915126

    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:34 No.3915128
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    Garrelf is more twisted than I thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:34 No.3915130
    "Mado. That's a nice name." (You genuinely think that.) "My name's Beardbeard. Nice to meet ya."

    Try to make her think that you're not evil after all, and that Goldmoon was manipulating her all along. Promise her you'll protect her from Garrelf.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:35 No.3915131

    Ask her why the hell he had to do this job in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:36 No.3915140
    "Hi Mado! My name's Beardbeard Godslayer. I enjoy bathing in blood, mindless slaughter and causing chaos!"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:36 No.3915142

    1.) Why join the assassin's guild in the first place?

    2.) Why go along on a mission if you're just a newbie?

    3.) How does one usually get out of Goldmoon's death warrants?

    4.) Is Nevada the type of person who will appreciate being brought back to life, or is she more likely to just attack us again?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:36 No.3915143
    Why does he look like Spock?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:36 No.3915144
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    "Hey, watch this!" Using the STONE OF IONUS, Beardbeard makes a small crater!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:37 No.3915148
    Someone should explain to Goldmoon that if she can just set Beardbeard in the right direction, he'll kill everything in his path and she might be able to use him to great effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:37 No.3915152
    This where illusionist would come in handy.

    Come on, it's easier to talk with someone with couple charm person spells..
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:38 No.3915158
    Because Spock was also creepy as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:39 No.3915164
    Fuck yeah I didn't know we could do that!

    (also the thread is autosaging)
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:40 No.3915171

    Wait for a reaction, then try to talk why the hell she was thrown into slayer biznizz in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:40 No.3915176

    Yup, our stone Satan gave us disintegrates rock and stone on touch
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:41 No.3915179
    "Your resistance is illogical." *commence licking* LNGLNGLNGL
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:42 No.3915196
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    >Why did you join an assassin's guild anyway?

    "B-because! Ms. Nevada saved my life! I owe-owe... owed her... a... a... UWAAAAAAAA" she starts to cry again.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:43 No.3915197
    Tell her about Aldwin.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:43 No.3915202
    Tap her on the back. Gently. Ask her how this happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:44 No.3915203
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:44 No.3915207
    Tell her that you died before. And not even dying can stop a force of good!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:45 No.3915210

    Pat her on the back and try to calm her down.

    (Why I am getting fuck awesome loli yuri scene here?)
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:45 No.3915212

    Very awkwardly
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:45 No.3915216
    Tell her not to cry, her friend will be back in no time! Or about as much time as it takes to kill a Hydra or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:46 No.3915225
    Ask her how Nevada got so fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:47 No.3915226
    Uh, wat? We can just go back and ask Cultist to do it. She'd be happy to.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:47 No.3915232
    I think we want this to be done correctly.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:49 No.3915244
    Well she'll be alive, right? That's as correctly as it can get!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:50 No.3915252
    Alive, but with the possibility of being a horrible mutated monster as well.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/08/09(Sun)05:50 No.3915259
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    New thread: >>3915247
    >> Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)05:50 No.3915260

    Cultist was the one who polymorphed Garrelf for us, she can probably do something for this, but then again, there is no questing involved with this approach

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