FFFF DIDNT SAVE THE CHANGES TO THE IMAGE.

...PRAY TO NEMELEX! It's a desperate move, but fuck it - we're as desperate as it can get!!

>>3847908
Use genre-savvyness against him, exploit a game glitch to escape

>>3847908

Reiterating what I suggested in the autosaging thread. If Finlay has any republic serial villain in him, then he'll be incredibly arrogant and enjoy talking about himself and his plans when his nemesis is incapacitated.

Since he's trying to kill the leader of the assassin's guild, try to engage him in conversation. Is money really the only thing he has to gain, or is he planning to restart the guild with himself at the top? If not, then what is he going to do to make sure a new boss doesn't come in who plans to make an example of the guy who killed the last boss?

PRAY TO SATAN, GOD OF MAGIC.

HE OWES US. IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

FIND FUNNY BONE OF KNIFE HAND.

BITE, BITE IT LIKE IT'S GODDAMN MEATBREAD, BITE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS UPON IT, BITE DOWN AS HARD AS WE DID WHEN JACK CHICK WAS THOUGHT OF AS A SANE HUMAN BEING, BREAK HIS BONES, WITH YOUR TEETH!

>>3847908
Well at least he's pretty badly hurt. Usually when they use the smoke trick they're unharmed.

Pray to Nemelex. Try to discover hidden strengths from yourself.

>>3847916
Bluff like hell. Tell him if he does that, he'll only ensure his own death. Mention casually that Aldwin knows a Dorf that dorfed a God. Sure, Aldwin doesn't know that, but Lily can hear us, so she knows.

>>3847930

Copy pasta-ing my response from last thread.

Alright, it's a longshot, but it seems this is all you've got, kid. Well, other than praying for DEUS EX MACHINA.

>>3847936

>BREAK HIS BONES, WITH YOUR TEETH!

YES.

DO IT FAGGOT!

FUCK YOUR LOGIC, FUCK YOUR PHYSICS, DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU.

Bite his funnybone.

>>3847938
That wasn't a "smoke trick" - it's the cloud of dust left from our NERD RAGE attack.

Stall. No one could have NOT heard the massive rage-splosion we just unleashed. Wait for help to arrive.

>>3847926

Pause -> Save Game -> Soft Reset so you're outside the forest te-- I mean building.

Ask Finlay why he's such an uncool douchefag.

>>3847954
Precisely.

>>3847930
>>3847946
>>3847960
>>3847968
"Shut the fuck up."

>>3847954
Correct. It was a direct hit - a regular NPC would have gone down. However, Finlay is named.

>>3847986
The kick sends you flying, down by Aldwin.

>>3847986
BITE HIM! PRAY FOR NEMELEX! DON'T DIE!

>>3847990
GENRE SAVVYNESS! Exploit the Power of Friendship to waken Aldwin at a dramatically critical juncture!

>>3847990

Motherfucking douchefag....

Well, at least you're close to Aldwin now. Crawl to him and try to wake him up.

That, or convert to Nemelex. Or Satan. Whichever one provides the better DEUS EX MACHINA.

MOTHER OF GOD.

I think I know who Finlay is supposed to pin the blame of Goldmoon's assassination on.

>>3847990

Grab Aldwin's hand, perform temporary fusion fulled by Nemlex and Nerdrage and go kick some ass.

>>3847990

Convert to Nemelex and try to use Aldwin's deck? Since the traditional stall technique doesn't work on Finlay I'm out of ideas unless Lily has Mary Sue powers like most loli characters.

>>3848015
TELL US

TUMBLE, BITCH

YOU TAUGHT ALDWIN THAT SHIT SO YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE ABLE TO DO IT

>>3847990
take aldwin's knife, "kill" yourself.

>>3848029
Fuck no. All though I'll leave an extremely cryptic hint in a manner that would be impossible to solve unless I tell you how to solve it: "900".

Also apologies for the namefaggotry. Left it on. Whoops.

>>3848029
Aldwin, I suspect?

Finlay takes a few steps forward, then stumbles against the wall.

Moments later, he stumbles to the floor. He does not move.

>>3848021

SINCE SHE WAS TRAINED TO BE AN ASSASSIN THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

DRAW ON THE INNER MARY SUE. AWAKEN THE TEMPORARY SUPER ASSASSIN LOLI DEUS EX MACHINA TO TAKE OUT FINLAY.

DO IT.

>>3848047

BRACE YOURSELF KID! HE MIGHT BE READY TO GO DOWN, BUT NOT BEFORE TAKING YOU WITH HIM!

>>3848052

TAKE HIS HAT

DEAD PEOPLE DON"T NEED HATS

Moments later, Lily passes out.

>>3848060
in b4 missing.

>>3848052
>>3848054

FUCK. The call to mary-sueism was too late. But this is just as good, as long as he doesn't stand up again.

>>3848047
>>3848052
HA! Bitches don't know 'bout my internal hemorrhaging!

ALDWIN has woke up! Lily seems to be sleeping on the wooden cot next to you. Both of your wounds have been treated.

You now play as Aldwin again.

You are clearly in a prison cell. Aldwin's current possessions:
':3' face
'wat' face

>>3848107

Try to call the GUARD and ascertain whether or not we're still inside of the temple. Also, it was Finlay's plan all along. We're just patsies.

>>3848107
Even asleep, Lily's genresense is telling us Goldmoon will be coming, they'll have a heartfelt conversation revealing Lily's backstory and Lily will wake up half way but be pretending to sleep the whole time.

>>3848107

Don't wake Lilly, move to the bars and see if you can see anything without giving away that you're awake.

If you still have your cloak, make a pillow out of it and put it under Lilly's head, if not, shirt.

If you use shirt, make sure to use your sexy rogue body to seduce goldmoon.

Well they don't want us DEAD, as we are still alive.
We're in NEUTRAL territory here.

WHAT HAPPENED TO CULTIST?

>>3848120
The DORF GUARD arrives. "Haha, its a good thing Finlay caught you trespassers. We'd be hard pressed if someone who knew about our hide out was out free and alive."

>>3848132
You do not recognize this area, but the stonework looks the same as that of the temple's.

>>3848160
Saw that coming from like 10 panels away.

>>3848160
>Dorf Guard

Tell him if you don't set him the fuck free right fucking now, you'll get Beardbeard to come.

And he doesn't want that.

>>3848160
Try to explain. "Hey, I know you're not going to believe this, but..."

>Beardbeard

Use DORF SENSES and come to the rescue and save Aldwin!!

>>3848160
Ah...how cliche. Ask what they're going to do with us, blah blah, pretend to be interested in our fate, ect.

>>3848160
"Whose hideout is this? I don't even fucking know."

>>3848160

FFFFFFFFF----SONOVABITCH!

>>3848176
"Well normally we kill trespassers, but you did a number on our third best assassin. And, you managed to get in without alerting anyone other than him. Man, if Finlay hadn't chanced upon you... who knows what would have happened. Normally, we'd kill ya, but it seems Goldmoon wants t'make an assassin outta you."

>>3848200
YOU DISAPPOINTED ME, THEN BROUGHT ME OUT OF DESPAIR

GOOD SHOW, MAN

Seduce guard with Sexy body. It.. It might work?

>>3848200
Hey Dorf... You ever met... BEARBEAR?
Yeah, we KNOW him!

>>3848200
Oh boy, Lily's gonna love this.

HAPPY REUNION

I bet the whole abandonment thing was just Goldmoon's plot to make her stronger.

>>3848200
Threaten guard with Beardbeard attacks.

You're lying, but this would be an interesting way to see how much acclaim he's gotten.

>>3848179
"Are... are ye serious? This be the hideout of the Goldmoon Slayers, most noble assassin guild this side o' the mountainhomes! She's th'nicest killer ye ever did see, only takin' jobs on the corrupt an' all that. Wonderful woman, like."

>>3848235
Ask if he knows about why she might abandon a child after her old hideout burned down.

>>3848235
huh, so Finlay is a double bastard then

>>3848235
OH SHIT.. Un... tell them to keep an eye on Finlay! ITS A TRAP!
Also, the little girl? Lily!

>>3848235
Debate with the dwarf on the semantics of a "corrupt" individual, suggesting that perhaps all things are capable of living.

See if at any time you can grab him by the neck through the bars and strangle him, or pick his pocket for the keys.

>>3848235
Yeah, she probably had a pretty good reason for abandoning Lily. That or this guy's just plain lying.

>>3848235
"Cool, thanks. Now when I ninja bust out of this bitch. I can say who told me to swing my weapon at. I hope you enjoy your demotion and possible death. But if you just let me out now, since it's inevitable. Maybe I'll forget by the time I get there."

>>3848254
>Keep an eye on Finlay! ITS A TRAP!

"...Really. I don' give two shits 'bout your conspiracy theories, ye can talk it out with Goldmoon later. She trains th'new recruits personally, y'see."

>>3848258

Dude, no. That'll only make it even worse when Finlay pins Goldmoon's death on us!

>>3848273
shit, this could get bad, plus, what happened to cultist-chan?

Ask him if he'd like to play cards.

You should have a couple in your equipment.

"Ach, a visitor! I'll leave ye be."

The guard steps away as the newcomer approaches.

>>3848273
free levels in assassin, by someone with a relatively similar viewpoint to aldwin's :3ology?
if Lily and Aldwin can bullshit through this, it's time for a MONTAGE

>>3848301
It's the Cultist, methinks.

>>3848273
She still needs to be careful!
Wait... he said... THIRD best assassin...
He is tryign to pin the murder of Goldmoon ON the second best!

>>3848303
no, when Goldmoon sees we're with Lily, who she tried to get rid of for whatever reason, she will believe Finlay that we really are out to get her

>>3848301

In before the asshole Fuckwit. Whatever his name is. Don't care about fixing the name, I don't like him that much.

"...hi."

>>3848320 here.

>>3848334

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

>>3848334
"...Hi. How's your hand?"

>>3848334
Act like a bitch. Utterly refuse to even look at him.

>>3848334
Oh, oh you... you... TRIPLE BASTARD!

>>3848334

Tell him "You're hat is as good as mine you double bastard"

>>3848334
RAGE

>>3848334

Give him a -_-, or something fiercer than that. Let our faces show that we are not amused at all by his shenanigans.

>>3848338
"Pretty broken. I'd like to apologize."

>>3848334
"What was that? I don't understand the language spoken by people THAT GOT THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM BY A LITTLE GIRL"

>>3848359
>apologize

BWAHAHAHAHAHA--Oh, sorry. Continue.

>>3848365
apply to >>3848359

>>3848356
>>3848339
'wat' face activated!

Headbutt a nearby wall.

I wonna slit this guy's throat...

>>3848359
HA! How stupid does he think Aldwin is? Does he really believe there can be any trust any more?

Tell him to piss off, he doesn't deserve to eat the scum off a diseased Kobold's ass.

>>3848334
"I scarcely remember you knocking me out after you led us in on your little attempted "assassination", then wake up to find out that while I was out you got your ass handed to you. I assume Lily did it. Shall we wake her up and find out? She's a little cranky when someone wakes her up, so I'd hate to be someone she doesn't like and be the first person she sees, Finlay."

>>3848359
see these squiggles about our head?
That's us, SEETHING IN RAGE!

>>3848359
Candlesniffing fuckfence, go climb a mountain of dicks, you cuntpipe dickweed fucknut

>>3848387
This.

>>3848387
>"I'd hate to be someone she doesn't like and be the first person she sees, Finlay."

Make it sure you're the first person she sees. Calm her down before showing Finlay for her

>>3848365
Aldwin doesn't know about this.

>>3848401
Lily woke up! You can tell because she is screaming and yelling "Keep him away, keep him away!"

>>3848383

No, let Mr. "3rd Best" speak. Judging from his position, he holds SOME clout, and could possibly make things worse for us. At the very least, we'll listen. No guarantees that we'll speak much (or nicely) though.

>>3848411
Calm Lily down, give Finlay a chance to explain himself. "I'm willing to listen to you. Forgive and forget and stuff. Make it good."

>>3848411
Yes he does. He can assume it, see >>3848387

>>3848411

"Oh great, you just made little girl CRY, Mr. 3rd Best. Hope you're happy with yourself."

>>3848411
Demand to know what Finlay did to our loli. Erm, Lily. And possibly move betwixt them.

Ask about Cultist-chan.

>>3848411

Get up close to the bars, and act like you're shielding Lily from him, but swiftly take his hat.

Once you've acquired his hat, sit back down and give him the 'wat' face with the hat on.

>>3848411
Tell Finlay how you'll make sure everyone knows he's a child molester and call him a sick pervert.

Aldwin: Bring Lily to your side to console her, but keep the "wat" face on while still staring at Mr. 3rd Best.

Jesus, Finlay's fucking stupid. Tell him to go away, there's nothing he can hope to do right now.

>>3848455

...Nothing? HAH. He's probably got a plan in store. Fucker's probably waiting for the right time to unveil it.

>>3848401
Aldwin does his best to calm her down.

>>3848429
>Ask what he did to Lily
"I tried to use her to lure out Goldmoon. Lily tried to kill me. Be glad I only turned you in, instead of killing you two on the spot."

>>3848430
>Ask about Cultist
"She's back at the windmill, I think. She left after her meeting with the priest."

>>3848418
>Listen to apology
Aldwin is at the end of his patience with Finlay. "Make it good."

Finlay sighs. "I'm sorry. After hearing Lily's story, I was certain you'd try to stop me, so you had to be removed from the equation. At least the end result turned out pretty good for you - you'll get rogue training from the best, and without my dagger arm I won't be doing any assassinating any time soon." He sighs again.

"It looks like we'll be working together eventually, so I wanted to make sure we could be on at least passable terms. You have every reason to hate me right now, and I doubt I will change that. But, if we're in the same job... well, it would be bad for both of us to be enemies."

>>3848478
Tell him to hope we don't get a chance to kill him before he recovers. Also that, you know, we will eventually kill him anyways even if we don't.

>passable terms

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

>>3848478
>"I tried to use her to lure out Goldmoon. Lily tried to kill me. Be glad I only turned you in, instead of killing you two on the spot."

lol you tried but failed. (Don't tell him that: Just laugh inside yourself.)

>"It looks like we'll be working together eventually, so I wanted to make sure we could be on at least passable terms. You have every reason to hate me right now, and I doubt I will change that. But, if we're in the same job... well, it would be bad for both of us to be enemies."

"Apology accepted."

>>3848478
Ask him who he was supposed to pin it on

>>3848478
Rejecting Finlay's logic and swearing vengeance on Lily's behalf would feel good, but is probably premature. Thank him for the explanation, give no response at the moment, and request that he leave.

>>3848503
>>3848497
>"Apology accepted. Now get the fuck out."

"...As you wish." Finlay replies. He leaves promptly.

Lily spends this time telling Aldwin everything that happened after he was knocked out by Finlay.

>>3848515
>The one above my post
my post
>the one below

God damnit!

Ask for food, you've been out for a while now.
But make him eat some first.

Goldmoon arrives. She looks bored. "Alright, kid, I will need to interview you for... oh."

>>3848546
She runs off.

>>3848546
HAPPY REUNION

Wait for her explanation. Watch an adorable hug between her and Lily.

>>3848549
...that was quick.

>>3848549
Lily runs through the bars and gives chase!

>>3848549
...Lily, opinions on this?

>>3848556

o_o
Cheer for her!

Aldwin's alone now.

CONTROL HAS SWITCHED TO LILY.

>>3848556
>>3848562
Strong ones, apparently.


Hey, does Aldwin have Escape Artist, and can he use it to squeeze through bars after them? Probably not, given that this place is run by rogue types, but it's worth a try.

Lily: PURSUE LU-BU--I mean, Goldmoon! Also, cue the Benny Hill chase music!

HAHA I LIED!

Goldmoon descends from above! "Alright, now that she's gone, lets try that interview again."

>>3848593
Lily, remember SHE MAY HAVE NOT HAVE ABANDONED YOU, OR THERE MAY BE MORE TO THE STORY

>>3848601
Okay.

So, uh, what's up? Business doing well?

>>3848612
Too late

>>3848601
Shit, ask why she abandoned lily

>>3848601
FUCK

>>3848601
Scream and wave your arms Kermit style!
It will throw her off her Guard!

>>3848593

>>3848601
Ask about Lily.

>>3848635
Best. Plan. Ever.

>>3848601

Adopt a very light "wat" face and ask "Dare I ask what that was about?" If you fail to get an answer, or a negative one, adopt your normal ':)' face and get on with the interview.

>>3848620
>Why did you abandon Lily?

As she hops down, Goldmoon answers "That... is a long story. You've been taking care of her, right?"

>>3848648
"It's a long story. You left her to die, right?"

>>3848648
...yes... we've been taking care of her... definitely not the other way around at all...

>>3848648

For the most part, yeah. And by most part, I mean she pretty much taught me the ropes of being a thief.

Huh, this is the first time Aldwin has ever possessed a face other than :3. The only thing that happened this time that hasn't happened before was blunt force trauma to the skull.

WHACK MORE FACES OUT OF FACE.

>>3848648
"Yeah. I've grown to care about her a lot, and I don't like the idea of working for someone who hurt her so. I'd like an explanation."

>>3848677

This please.

>>3848660
followed by
>>3848677
after the inevitable guilt goldmoon feels

I never knew /tg/ could feel so parental. It's enough to make a guy d'awww...

>>3848662
>>3848666
>Weeeell... she's been taking care of me..."

"...Wow, you must be really pathetic. You sure you want to be an assassin?"

>>3848677
>I want to know why you hurt her so much

"Fair enough. You're entitled to that much. You see, I've been in control of this guild for a few decades now. I personally ensure all of our targets have broken the law or committed a grievous sin before taking on a contract. A lot of our newer members feel we don't make enough money compared to how dangerous our work is as a result, but I refuse to back down from my principles."

"...As a result, there have been a few assassinations against me, and in one of them, they threatened her life. I could not risk her, so I sent her somewhere she'd be traceless. I hoped she was strong enough to take care of herself... well, it looks like I was right. I'm happy she's okay. Thank you very much."

>>3848703
Well, Lily is pretty much exactly what /tg/ wants in a child. It's not hard to care about someone that perfect for our collective personality.

>>3848730
And in another, you find yourself face to face with me while the assassin is the one NOT in a prison.

>>3848730

"what if I told you that Finley was trying to assassinate you and was using Lily as a hostage?"

>>3848730
OH SHIT

IT BE LILLY.

>>3848726
We're not the one who came up with this "be an assassin" concept, you know!

>>3848726

"Says the mother who abandoned her child in the middle of nowhere. I'm sorry, you were saying?"

>>3848730
Thiiis will get ugly.

>>3848730
We should apologize now... we've exposed Lily to BEARDBEARD.
And Xom.

>>3848730

ABOVE YOU, OHH FUCK

>>3848730
"Oh, it was my pleasure.

One other thing before we can get to business. There was a friend of mine here, a cultist of Xom. What happened to her?"

>>3848757

Fiddlesticks said she's back at the windmill, then again, it's Flintlock, so take it as you will.

>>3848757
Finlay said she went back to the windmill. Damn you're forgetful today, /tg/.

>>3848744
"I'd believe it. He has bee-" Goldmoon starts, but is... interrupted.

"MOMMY! OH I KNEW YOU CARED!"

>>3848773
And we trust in what Finely said, because....?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

>>3848783
D'aw.

>>3848783
D'awwwwwww

>>3848785
Because he does not stand to benefit from lying to us about such a thing.

>>3848783
Also D'AWWWWWW...

>>3848730
Warn her about Finlasshole's plotting. If there have been previous attempts, she is more likely to believe us. Lily will back us up

>>3848783
I hope this development doesn't get in the way of our Aldwin/Cultist-Chan-raising-Lily-Shenanigans.

>>3848783
aldwin: fail your save vs dawww.
you now have diabeetus. call upon the powers of wilford brimley.

>>3848730
>>3848783
Lily is so much more ninja than we are, it's not even funny. Look at those moves!

>>3848783

...I haz in idea. Have Aldwin stay and train with Goldmoon (while secretly keeping an eye out on Finley), and have Cultist look after Lily. Yeah, Lily'll throw a tantrum, but this way, Aldwin gets a rank in assassin from a nice one, while Lily's safe.

>>3848794
>>3848802
>>3848807
D'awwmi-
Anonymous cancels trolling; D'awww

>>3848823
wait, i think i know you there is only one person who would use that horrible reference

>>3848757
"Uh, er, um, right. Your friend left after her meeting."

>>3848820
>FINLAY IS A DICK
"Ah, yes, like I was saying before. I figured he would be in on it. The problem is, half of the guild is in on it. I don't know how much longer I can keep control here, so I'd like you to keep taking care of Lily for me."

>>3848858
Send Lily with Cultist

Train with Goldmoon. See if we can help squelch the rebellion

>>3848858
Lily, would you care to offer an opinion on this matter?

>>3848858
we should offer to purge the guild with the power of Nemelex and Xom

>>3848858
Hey, we just renovated the windmill.
Offer her a room.

>>3848858
You'd think anyone in this guild would be pretty nice and decent person, seeing that they only deal with evil people for not as much money as in other guilds. THIS IS A SERIOUS LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY.

>>3848901
Aldwin is slowly building himself a harem.
1 spunky loli
1 sweet shy cultist
1 sassy assassin

>>3848905
They're just in it for the money.

>>3848909
Not a bad thing

>>3848880
>Go with Cultist, I'll stay here and train with Goldmoon
Lily is unhappy with this idea, but understands completely.

>>3848901

I'm sure she'd be glad to come along, but then Finlay would immediately claim power and the whole guild would go to shit.

>>3848913
Then they'd've moved to other guilds by now.

>>3848938
It's hard to get a job selling fried food at the mall. Assassin can't just send in a resume and show up to the interview with a tie.

>>3848932

The hours approaching, just give it your best
You've got to reach your prime.
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test,
And show us a passage of time,
We're gonna need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)

>>3848932
Goldmoon ensures she re-understands, however.

"RedLily, I did NOT raise you to be a little bitch about everything. You can't stay with me for now, I have made this abundantly clear. Take it out on me if you want, but not on Aldwin. He's just trying to help."

>>3848979
Let her know that she does this all the time and you don't mind. It's kind of her way of showing affection.

And we still have no idea what Beardbeard did to Aldwin that would make Aldwin wonna take revenge.

>>3848934
Tell BEARDBEARd and GARELF that he called them pussies.
No more evil guild to worry about.

>>3848997
I dunno... maybe the XOM INFECTED SATAN ARM DEVOURING HIS HOMETOWN MIGHT BE IT!

>>3849007
Aldwin didn't really seem that impressed by it.

>>3848997

I think it's because the fact that Beardbeard's mutated arm is ONOMNOMing Aldwin's hometown at this moment.

>>3849016
>>3849007
That's hardly Beardbeard's fault.

>>3848979
during MONTAGE, learn paralyze strike instead of death strike. Aldwin doesn't seem the type to kill with a blow if he can freeze em and run away instead.

>>3849031
Did someone say MONTAGE?

Fuck, this is the only MONTAGE I have.

>>3848997
That's for next session. Stay tuned for the after-session doodle time!

>>3849031
Montage for next Aldwin time, it takes too long to draw them out.

Lily and Goldmoon wave farewell, as Aldwin takes Lily back to the windmill. Your possessions have been returned:
PAUSE SCREEN
ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
Current Quest(s): None

Status: Perfectly Healthy

Sneakiness: Very
Gold: 990

Inventory:
Trick Dagger
Real Dagger
Crossbow
20 bolts
BLACK Cloak (wearing)
Camouflaged Cloak
Nemelex Mask
':3' face
'wat' face
Deck of Summons (54) Top Two: The Hive, The Phantom
Deck of Bewitching (7) Top Two: RAGE, Sleep
Lily Helmet
Windmill House

Party:
RedLily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom

>>3849031
Make ABSOLUTELY SURE you're listening to The Final Countdown as your montage music. This is CRITICALLY important.

>>3849024

True, but did he do anything to stop it? No. He just went about his (awesome) business, and left it for someone else to clean up.

>>3849058
>Current Quest(s): Stop Finlay. Become an Assassin.

>>3849066
And so did Aldwin. Also, Cultist pretty clearly suggested it was beardbeard who was the cause of the CHAOTIC XOM ARM (although not directly). And Aldwin still wasn't that bothered by it.

>>3849007
Meanwhile, in Aordor...

>>3849097
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>3849142

>>3849142
who is she slapping? none of them have dark hair.

>>3849172

Uuh file name is "If Cultist tagged along" - so maybe Finley?

>>3849167
>>3849142

Fuck yes, next time Cultist is coming with us.

>>3849142
>>3849167

Holy fuck, did Cultist just "bless" Finlay by slapping him?

XOM IS AMUSED.

>>3849172
Finlay has black hair, Aldwin has brown hair, Goldmoon is blond, Lily is pink haired (don't ask), Beardbeard has reddish brown hair, and Garrelf has black hair. I am just usually too lazy to shade all of Finlay, as he is 90% black things.

Furious George Update.

>>3849217
For some reason I always though Aldwin was blond and Beardbeard has dark brown hair.

>>3849217
I hope FURIOUS GEORGE is the FINAL BOSS!

From the first thread:
>OKAY, CAN CULTIST CHAN CHANGE HER APPEARAN-
>DEAR GOD BAD THOUGHTS.

Yes, she can change her appearance, but, well, it involves taking in Xom's blessing herself. And does not make as great of a disguise as one would hope.

>>3849245
Its a light brown. A dirty blond works well.

>>3849298
DO NOT WANT!

>>3849298
But, being Xom's priest, wouldn't she logically want to take as much of his blessing as possible? Otherwise she'dn't be much of his priest, now would she?

>>3849313

It's hard to spread your faith if everybody runs away from you because you look like Yog soggoth's little sister.

>>3849336
>Yog soggoth's little sister.

I... I think I'm an Elder Pedo.

>>3849313
SUPER DUPER SECRET: That's what she should look like. However, she can suppress the mutations, as part of being a cleric - hence why she appears to have no mutations in spite of her faith.

>>3849362
Isn't the queen technically Garrelf's girl?

>>3849369
When has that ever stopped a romantic comedy before?

>>3849374
Good point.

>>3849374
Pff.

Cape. I got it first despite it being after a million other guesses..

>>3849298
And now for a close up version! I love you /tg/.

>>3849362
..Time to start a hit TV series.

Aldwin's Angels.

>>3849423
Yech.

>>3849427
And that's why she's normally more like this.

And by normally I mean always. Thank Xom for mutation suppression. And thank Lily for hair styling.

>>3849460
Where the hell are all the drawfags? We need an illustration of Cultist!

>>3849460
Daaaaw...

Man, I can just TASTE the difference.

In both art and plot quality.

Also, I thought we'd seriously end up not doing the assassination because anon mysteriously developed a moral backbone.

What about you, Gnome? Did you worry you'd misjudged your audience?

>>3849485
YOUR STORYTELLING AND ARTISTIC SKILLS HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY XOM

>>3849490
I had thought they would at least meet Goldmoon before being caught or anything. Heck I didn't even expect there to be a prison scene. Pic related to my expectations.

What color is Cultist's hair?

>>3849537
OH shi-

Lucky that we are dumber than you think.

...Wait...

>>3849554
Purple.

>>3849374
Wait a minute, Finley has higher Might stat then Beardbeard? What the fuck!?

>>3849537
Then Finlay throws a piece of his mom at Lily and they take turns lensflaring each other?

>>3849569
Finlay hits HARD.

>>3849574
Well yes, he's an assassin after all. But he hits harder than a Dorf berserker?

Keep in mind though.

Our dorf is much tougher.. and probably more adept at a stand up fight than him. The assassin can HIT HARD.. but he is still an assassin. The sneaky types aren't designed to go head to head in an all out brawl.

The dorf has other things on him too. Probably higher level if we didn't dump the level system.

>>3849586
Like in any edition of DnD and Stone Soup.

It isn't your stats. It is the class features you have access to. Well, skills for Stone Soup.

Y/N?

I don't think I've seen this level of hate for a single individual since Jim Profit.

Gnome out.

>>3849574
Then how didn't he break Lily's back when he kicked her? Beardbeard's kick would've fucking BROKEN HER IN HALF.

>>3849637
plot

>>3849637
See >>3849586

The way I see it Finley does have higher Might but only in special circumstances (he's armed with a dagger and he's attacking someone from behind or something like that) while Beardbeard is just strong in general, no matter the weapon or situation.

>>3849666
Well it's not like Lily could've defended herself. When your foe is disabled, it doesn't much matter if she can see you coming.