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    42 KB Dorf Quest XVI: Why Did I Use Roman Numerals Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:04 No.3846024  
    PAUSE SCREEN
    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): None

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 997

    Inventory:
    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    Crossbow
    20 bolts
    BLACK Cloak (wearing)
    Camouflaged Cloak
    ':3' face
    Deck of Summons (54)
    Deck of Bewitching (7)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    Party:
    Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:05 No.3846032
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    Its been 4 days since Aldwin and Cultist have started living together. Its been a pretty happy couple of days. Cultist started a carrot patch that Aldwin is somewhat suspicious of, however.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:06 No.3846039
    FIRST THINGS FIRST.
    Try to remember if there are any deities in the world other than Xom, Nemelex, and Satan (or Glittergold), and what their names and portfolios are. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:06 No.3846047
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    He's spent some of his gold renovating the windmill. Now that they have a stove and a table, its almost like they have a genuine kitchen! The stove will also be nice come winter. Things are looking up in the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:07 No.3846052
    >>3846032
    Why am I reminded of Threshold?

    Has Aldwin been dreaming of trees made of glass?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:08 No.3846055
    >>3846047
    What's the picture on the wall?
    >> подметно 02/28/09(Sat)23:08 No.3846060
    didn't aldwin earn 2500 (-40 for beardbeard) for hooking up the elven queen with garelf? that stove and table had better be made out of 100% naga bone of highest dorfcraft quality.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:09 No.3846064
    And has Aldwin been keeping up with his sneakery practice?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:11 No.3846074
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    >>3846039
    This would only be important to Lily and Garrelf, as Beardbeard, Aldwin, and Cultist are pretty set in their deitific beliefs. The major gods are:

    Ra: God of the Sky
    Pelor: God of the Sun
    Moradin: God of the Earth
    Nemelex: God of Luck
    Fate: God of Time
    Xom: God of Chaos
    Satan: God of Magic
    Yog: God of Order
    Heracles: God of Strength
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:13 No.3846082
    FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN ONLINE FOR ONE OF THESE!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:14 No.3846093
    >>3846074
    Bleh. We need to get some more of those gods offed, the pantheon isn't very interesting. Are there any minor dieties of SCIENCE!, DELICIOUS ALCOHOL, actual DELICIOUS ALCOHOL, or any gods of good/evil?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:14 No.3846096
    Go look for a Quest/something to rob.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:14 No.3846100
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    A visitor barges in, shouting loudly!

    >>3846060
    He also fixed up the floor in the bedroom, installed an outhouse (not shown), repaired the window and the roof, and bought food for the next 3 weeks.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:15 No.3846113
    >>3846074
    Who the hell is Yog?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:15 No.3846115
    >Satan: God of Magic

    Why do we know this?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:16 No.3846123
    >>3846100
    Finlay?! Ask what's wrong!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:17 No.3846127
    >>3846100
    Use Hide in Plain Sight.
    Failing that, :3 at him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:18 No.3846132
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    >>3846093
    There are minor gods, yes (Nemelex and Heracles are actually minor gods). There are no gods of morality. And, sorta made this up on the spot; for some reason it never occurred to me anyone would CARE what the gods are, or their portfolios. So, I will get back to everyone on this.

    >>3846123
    Aldwin asks Finlay what the matter seems to be.

    Finlay says "I need back up for a mission. Do you want in?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:18 No.3846133
    >>3846113
    I think it's Lovecraftian.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:18 No.3846136
    >>3846132
    Ask about the nature of the mission.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:19 No.3846142
    >>3846132
    Yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:21 No.3846160
    >>3846136
    >> подметно 02/28/09(Sat)23:22 No.3846165
    >>3846142
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:24 No.3846174
    Fuck yeah, Dorf Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:24 No.3846178
    >>3846136
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:25 No.3846190
    >>3846142
    >>3846136
    Both.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:33 No.3846239
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    Sorry for late response, internet died for a minute there.


    >>3846136
    >>3846160
    >>3846178

    "Well, there's a girl I need dead. Its what I do, I assassinate. But, she's guarded preeeetty well, so I was hoping you could provide a good distraction. Summon some monsters, run away from some guards, you know. You'd be perfect for the job, don't have to harm a soul. You in?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:34 No.3846242
    >>3846239
    Ask who it is.

    It's still a little evilly aligned for us so pass, but we need to know who to warn.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:37 No.3846254
    >>3846239

    Ask where he got that hat.
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 02/28/09(Sat)23:37 No.3846258
    Who are we to not accept a quest hook?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:40 No.3846278
    >>3846239

    Ask if it happens to be a certain elfin queen.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:40 No.3846281
    What would happen if we used the betrayal card on Finlay? I don't think he has any friends to betray him... would his hat betray him? I bet his hat would betray him.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:41 No.3846288
    >>3846258
    When the quest hook involves potentially helping in the murder of some innocent person and we are controlling Aldwin?

    Ask who the target is and why they are wanted, refuse unless target is, indeed, in need of a good smackin'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:42 No.3846294
    NO.

    IT'S LILY.

    ONLY MINOR ROYALTY COULD BE SO OBNOXIOUS/SIMULTANEOUSLY ANNOYING IN A FANTASY SETTING.

    GO ALONG WITH IT, THEN TURN HIS ASS IN.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:43 No.3846301
    >Girl

    >Assasinate.

    >Child Murderer

    >>3846294

    YOU ARE THE SNITCH, SNITCH ON THE FUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:45 No.3846315
    >>3846239

    That sounds rather rude. Just going about and killing people, and all that. Why, imagine! The implications, m'boy! You'd be assisting in the death of someone! Dreadful business that.

    No, but you're looking rather top there son. But I daresay something looks off. I know! A hat! Yes, a hat should fit you nicely! Weren't you in the business of such a thing some days ago? No matter. I'm sure the habberdasher is over anysort of conundrum he'd been occupied with before, so now seems like a right proper time to acquire such amennities.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:45 No.3846316
    >>3846301

    No.

    No.

    No snitching man.

    Kill the fucker, RIGHT NOW and rummage through his shit, childkillers are bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:47 No.3846338
    The only important question is: HOW MUCH MONEY CAN WE EARN IN THIS ASSASSINATION THINGY?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:47 No.3846339
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    >>3846242
    >>3846278
    >>3846288
    "I can't tell you, even if you take the mission. I'm an assassin, not a fool. But if you accept, I will tell you when we get there."

    >>3846254
    "There's this really great haberdasher in Aordor, I'll take you some time."

    >>3846281
    The deck was shuffled after using Heart of the Cards. According to between-session card peeks, you have the following information:

    Deck of Summons (54) Top Two: The Hive, The Phantom
    Deck of Bewitching (7) Top Two: RAGE, Sleep

    >>3846294
    "I CAN assure you its not that girlchild you drag along. I wouldn't need YOUR help killing such a pathetic creature."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 02/28/09(Sat)23:50 No.3846358
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    >"...such a pathetic creature."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:51 No.3846368
    >>3846339

    Ask him why he's so desperate to ask for our help killing a guarded girl, when he knows that Alwin is pretty much a goody-goody. Is he desperate or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:53 No.3846383
    >>3846358
    You aren't gonna take that shit from him, are you?

    Kick his ass
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:54 No.3846387
    >>3846358

    Oh, hey Lily. You're awake. Aldwin's been slacking, or it's midday. So, how's that neckbeard thing working out for you?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:54 No.3846390
    >>3846339
    Tell him you're not doing it without knowing who it is.

    If he leaves, follow him sneakily.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:54 No.3846391
    >>3846358

    Don't worry Lily, going by tropes, one these days he'll probably die a lonely man due to one of his plans backfiring, or perhaps a last second chance at redemption via self sacrifice. Or perhaps he'll "surprisingly" get offed by Aldwin (though I honestly don't see that happening soon). Either way, he's gonna die. Probably.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:55 No.3846397
    >>3846383
    Yeah, kick his ass.

    Or shins. Whatev.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:56 No.3846399
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:57 No.3846406
    >>3846391
    Well, he's most likely going to die at some point anyway. He's not a mage, so he can't become a lich, he doesn't look like deity material, and he's not a construct of some sort....I think. That mostly leaves vampirism, in which case he'll become too much of a whiny emo to do shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:57 No.3846409
    Ask why she is being assassinated.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/09(Sat)23:59 No.3846426
    Decide by Nemelex's will. Flip a coin.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:00 No.3846433
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    >>3846368
    "...The assassin's guild got wiped out. It's just me and this one new guy, and he ain't gonna cut it on the field. You now, you have summoning magic. It wouldn't be hard to summon up a distraction so I can do the job myself."

    >>3846409
    "They're paying me 10,000 gold for this, I don't ask why."

    >>3846390
    "So... no, huh. Alright, if I can't get backup then the mission isn't worth the pay. A dead man can't spend any money, yanno? I might pop in sometime later, but otherwise... good bye for now, Aldwin."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:01 No.3846443
    >>3846433
    Since he's not doing it anyway, ask for the name.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:01 No.3846447
    >>3846339
    Finlay's such a wanker.

    He talks, or walks.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:04 No.3846467
    >Such a pathetic creature.

    Laugh at him, ask him what would happen if he were capable of walking into a room with a big knife, and having the person you want to kill go TOWARDS YOU, and bend over, face level with yours, back all crooked, preoccupied with talking at you/grabbing the knife WITHOU hurting you.

    Also, accept and wait for something to happen, then KILL THE FUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:05 No.3846480
    I don't fucking believe the "not going to do it" thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:06 No.3846487
    >>3846480
    That's why we're asking for the name.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:06 No.3846490
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    >>3846443
    >>3846447
    "Some broad named Goldmoon. You sure you don't want to back me up? C'mon."

    This seems to be his last shot. He'll likely leave if you refuse again.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:07 No.3846494
    Alright, how do we roll to pretend to be knowledgable about politics enough to know about highly defended girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:08 No.3846506
    Lily! Knowledge check on Goldmoon!
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)00:09 No.3846509
    >>3846480
    Me too..

    What the fuck, guys?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:09 No.3846511
    >>3846490
    IS SHE EVIL?

    THIS IS OF VITAL IMPORTANCE.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:09 No.3846512
    >>3846494
    we could ask cultist, she seems connected. So does Lily, actually
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:10 No.3846516
    >>3846490
    Do it if it ain't the Elf Queen.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:10 No.3846520
    >>3846490

    Hmm, Goldmoon sounds elfy. What was Garrelf's new wife's name?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:12 No.3846534
    YEAH, TOTALLY.

    Also, this is totally assasin recruiting.
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)00:15 No.3846552
    DAMMIT, ANON.

    This is not the time to suddenly gain a sense of right and wrong. Where is the killer instinct? Or at least a need for adventure.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:16 No.3846562
    >>3846552
    Aldwin isn't Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:17 No.3846567
    THIS IS ASSASIN RECRUITING.

    THE ASSASSIN GUILD HAS LILY AND CULTIST HOSTAGE, GO WITH HEEM I YOU WANT HER TO LEEV
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)00:18 No.3846572
    >>3846562
    Neither are you, but that doesn't stop you from wanting to BURN MAIM KILL.

    But that isn't the point I'm making. ADVENTURE, DAMMIT. DON'T YOU LIKE ADVENTURE?

    Or we could say no and just wander around town and do dull stuff.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:18 No.3846577
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    >>3846494
    >>3846511

    Aldwin knows not who Goldmoon is.

    >>3846512

    Cultist knows not who Goldmoon is.

    >>3846506
    Lily... knows who Goldmoon is. Lily knows Goldmoon very well. Goldmoon is a Celestial. And the head of the Assassin's Guild. And Lily's ex-adoptive mother.

    >>3846516
    >>3846520
    The elf queen is Arialla, not Goldmoon.

    >>3846552
    Sorry, I seem to have imbued Aldwin's personality into the lot of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:19 No.3846586
    >>3846577
    The fuck you waiting for Lily? Talk to Aldwin about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:21 No.3846596
    >>3846572

    >And the head of the Assassin's Guild

    POWER GRAB.

    You've always wanted to be BADASS Aldwin, go along with the fag, then kill the fucker in a demonstration of loyalty.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:21 No.3846598
    >>3846577
    DO EET.
    KILL GOLDMOON FOR CAUSING SOME SORT OF UNKNOWN MENTAL TRAUMA TO LILY.
    PATERNAL INSTINCTS ACTIVATE!
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)00:21 No.3846599
    >>3846577
    No no.

    It just means you are a good storyteller, I think. Everyone is really into the character.

    I'd start thinking of other quest hooks for this session though..
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:22 No.3846606
    >>3846577
    So, Lily, is Goldmoon wack-able? Should we help kill her?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:22 No.3846608
    Lilly, explain to Aldwin who Goldmoon is along with any compelling reasons to help murder her.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:25 No.3846628
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:26 No.3846635
    >>3846586

    Celestial...okay, whatever, probably a fallen one or something. I mean, shit, the dorf fucking KILLED THE GOD OF ELVES, how hard can killing a cele--oh right, not as badass (yet.)

    Wait, head of the assasin's guild? ....Hooo shit, this could get ugly on a political scale. Have Aldwin wear a mask should he decide to go.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:28 No.3846643
    Go with him.

    GET MASK
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:28 No.3846652
    >>3846596
    THIS MAN SPEAKS TRUTH
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:29 No.3846657
    >>3846628
    Well, off we go then.

    Be sure to annoy the shit out of Finlay for being a prick. Emphasize how we wouldn't have taken the mission without this prior information.

    If he's not resisting the urge to hit us, we're not doing it hard enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:29 No.3846659
    >>3846635
    Use extra cloak as a face wrap.

    Also, agree to go, Lily says we should.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:32 No.3846677
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    >>3846599
    No, I think this quest hook will serve well.

    >>3846657
    Mission accepted!

    >>3846643
    >>3846635
    Mask Acquired!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:34 No.3846692
    Should Cultist go along?

    Ask her if she wants to.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:35 No.3846698
    >>3846692
    this
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:36 No.3846711
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    >>3846692
    You ask Cultist. Before she can answer, pic related.

    ...Cultist says she will come with if you take Lily, otherwise she will stay at the windmill with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:36 No.3846712
    >>3846692
    No way. She's way too conspicuous and recognizable. And not a rogue.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:37 No.3846723
    >>3846711

    Little neckbeard on our side sounds awesome. And closure for the little one, win=win. Sneakiness can be overrated sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:37 No.3846724
    >>3846711
    HOW MANY LEVELS IN ROGUE HAVE YOU TAKEN? NONE?

    NO.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:38 No.3846734
    >>3846711
    We NEED Lily. She knows Goldmoon, and may have secret knowledge that will help
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:38 No.3846735
    Bring cultist and lily along.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:39 No.3846740
    >>3846711
    You realize, Lily, that the plan involves us NOT seeing her? And we're just going to be a distraction, probably a half-mile away?

    I mean, odds of seeing it happen are low.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:39 No.3846741
    SHE GOT UNDER HIS H.

    WAIT.

    KEEP HER AT HOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:41 No.3846759
    >>3846711
    This sounds like important!

    SHE WILL COME WITH US!

    But make her promise that she doesn't try to warn her adoptive mother or anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:41 No.3846765
    >>3846711
    I'm sure she can help with the distracting.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:42 No.3846775
    WAIT

    DISTRACTION.

    NOISE.

    OKAY, CAN CULTIST CHAN CHANGE HER APPEARAN-

    DEAR GOD BAD THOUGHTS.

    OKAY, HOW CAN WE DISGUISE LILY AND CULTIST'S IDENTITY.

    Also, bring a sack with extra clothes, ie, your normal ones, wear extras.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:43 No.3846782
    Don't take Cultist. She can heal, yes, but I doubt she's the stealthy type. Lily, however, seems to know much about Goldmoon, and is somewhat easily concealable. 'Sides, I doubt Aldwin wants to put his love muffin in danger from such cutthroats.

    And before you argue with me on why Lily shouldn't come along seeing as she's also someone Aldwin cares about, think about it. She seems deadset on seeing her former mother dead. She'll probably follow you no matter what you say.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:44 No.3846788
    Acquire an additional pair of masks, one of Xom and one of another deity (other than Satan or Glittergold).
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:45 No.3846796
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    >>3846724
    "I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING KNOW!"

    >>3846740
    "CHANGE THE PLAN."

    >>3846723
    >>3846734
    >>3846735
    Aldwin reluctantly agrees to let them both come along. Finlay seems unamused, but it looks like nothing is going to stop Lily. Aldwin asks Cultist to keep an eye on Lily at all times, since he will likely be busy for at least some of this... event.

    >>3846775
    >OKAY, CAN CULTIST CHAN CHANGE HER APPEARAN-
    >DEAR GOD BAD THOUGHTS.

    I like your style. And yes, she can, but... she doesn't want to in front of Aldwin.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:46 No.3846801
    >>3846796
    >I like your style. And yes, she can, but... she doesn't want to in front of Aldwin.

    Aldwin: Turn around and close your eyes. No peeking!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:46 No.3846802
    SATAN, GLITTERGOLD, AND XOM MASKS.

    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:49 No.3846828
    Shouldn't we...I dunno...tell Finlay what we know about her?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:50 No.3846837
    >>3846828
    Depends, do we want him to survive, or do we want to cease power ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:51 No.3846842
    >>3846837
    *seize, jesus i can be stupid
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:52 No.3846851
    >>3846828

    Fuck that shit, he can cover his own ass. Hell, let him take the heat for offing the head of the assasin's guild!

    ...Then again, Aldwin would probably feel like a dick for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:53 No.3846859
    >>3846802

    To determine who gets what mask.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)00:54 No.3846861
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    >>3846801
    Some other time!

    >>3846802
    mmmm not quite. Disguises acquired for everyone!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:54 No.3846862
    Go Lily go!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:57 No.3846878
    >>3846861

    So Lilly is disguised as Ace Dick now?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)00:59 No.3846888
    This is fucking golden, nobody'll suspect a thing.

    Wait, just start a bar brawl/riot.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:01 No.3846900
    Aldwin:Distract guards of place

    Lily, Cultist:Start bar brawl, escalate it to a riot.

    Unless it's an elf town, then we KILL EVERYBODY.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:04 No.3846920
    >>3846900
    >Unless it's an elf town, then we KILL EVERYBODY.

    What if it's a dorf town?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:04 No.3846922
    >>3846900
    We don't want to get them killed! we need a safer plan
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:05 No.3846931
    >>3846920

    We have enough Stealth to get away with calling everybody insults while hiding in plain sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:06 No.3846935
    >Bar Brawl

    >Genre Saavy neckbeard

    >Cultist-chan.

    >WE DON'T WANT THEM TO GET KILLED!

    I.

    I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:09 No.3846948
    >>3846861
    Are those rabbit ears with a third eye or PANTS ON HEAD?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)01:10 No.3846952
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    Any more intervening 'dicking around' has been removed from this feature film. For more 'dicking around,' see the Extra Features.
    ----------
    It was almost sundown. The operation would begin as soon as it was dark out. In the meantime, a plan must be made. Aldwin, Lily, Finlay, and Cultist peer over the fence, seeing two men guarding the front entrance to the temple of Heracles, god of strength. While there really was a priest of Heracles inside, the truth is the temple's basement housed the assassin's guild, where Goldmoon would be.

    Finlay: "Aldwin, I need you and your friends to cause a riot inside the temple. Defend yourselves as best as you can, but leave if it gets too hard. You don't need to buy much time - a couple minutes, at most. I will sneak in through the back entrance after your hubbub has lured them away, and from there everything will be in my hands. Understood?"

    Lily: "No, I don't like that plan. I'll sneak in with you and Aldwin, we can get past the guards. Cultist can distract the priest by pretending to be an envoy from the priesthood of Xom, to keep the magic casting out of our hair, and we should be able to find and kill her ourselves."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)01:11 No.3846959
    >>3846948
    Lily is disguised as Awesomeface, Cultist is disguised as Jeanstealer.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:11 No.3846963
    >>3846952
    Listen to Lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:12 No.3846973
    >>3846963
    this
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:14 No.3846983
    >>3846952
    Lily's plan is better, even if she is driven by selfish emotions.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:16 No.3846992
    Ask Lily why she's so pissed at Goldmoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:16 No.3846996
    >>3846952
    Offer priests free beer. It just so happens to be Xom's Best
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:16 No.3846998
    >>3846952
    prepare your cards, just in case shit hits the fan
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:17 No.3847003
    >>3846983

    Ask him if it's okay we steal the glory.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:17 No.3847006
    >>3846963
    >>3846983
    >>3846992
    >>3846996
    >>3846998

    I second these.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)01:27 No.3847065
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    >Lilyplan: ACTIVATE
    Finlay is not happy with this, but goes along with it. Cultist removes her Jeanstealer disguise, and goes to introduce herself to the priest of Heracles.

    Aldwin, Lily, and Finlay make their way to the back of the temple. Thanks to their TRAPSENSE, Aldwin and Finlay can both see the secret door.

    >>3846992
    >Why so srs?
    Lily admirably answers without yelling. "I hate her. She was so nice to me, she taught me everything about being a thief. I'd've been an assassin if I were old enough to take a class yet. And then, you know what she did? One day I went to bed, like normal, the next day I woke up sitting in the middle of the forest. I went back to the assassin's guild, and the place was burned to the ground. A couple days later I found you, Aldwin. You're a good daddy, you won't abandon me without fucking telling me anythingandleavingmewithnothingandjustforgettingIeverexistedand -FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

    >>3847003
    >We can has glory plz?
    Finlay replies "Normally yes, but this is a special case. No, you can't. We have to pin this on a specific group, or our pay is cut."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:30 No.3847079
    >>3847065
    Brace for nerdrage attack!
    Get ready to run in while the building shakes/windows shatter.
    Comfort her after. Possibly with a cookie.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:30 No.3847080
    >>3847065
    Who are we pinning it on?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:30 No.3847083
    >>3847065

    "So, uhh, you want any last words from her or somethin?"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:30 No.3847085
    >>3847065
    the plot thickens! who are we framing?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:32 No.3847107
    >>3847080
    >>3847085
    I bet it's someone we know. Possibly Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:32 No.3847108
    >>3847065
    > (Insert Lily's lifestory here.)

    ...Should...should I break it to her that Goldmoon might've abandoned her because she didn't want her to be an assassin?

    ...She's reading/listening to this, isn't she?
    >> подметно 03/01/09(Sun)01:33 No.3847115
    >>3847065
    cliche sense activating!
    Lily, don't let her try to talk her way out of this. if she talks long enough, she'll probably convince you she had a good reason. but she's the leader of the assassin's guild: she's definately got bluff maxxed out.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:34 No.3847123
    >>3847107


    It would be fucking hilarious if we were framing OURSELVES.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:36 No.3847135
    >>3847123
    well, we do need the notoriety as a rogue
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:36 No.3847137
    >>3847135

    Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:36 No.3847138
    We should frame the expriests of Glittergold. ALL OF THEM.. They're just jealous that their god got killed, then replaced with a more awesome god
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:38 No.3847152
    >>3847107

    Hey, if it's Beardbeard, he can pretty much handle almost anything thrown at him. We'll be inadvertently paying him back for destroying Aldwin's hometown in the future!

    >>3847123

    If it's us though...well, prepare to blame the whole thing on Finlay. Douche.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:38 No.3847153
    >>3847138

    Who is this new god?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:39 No.3847156
    >>3847153
    Satan. Havent you been lurking?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:39 No.3847158
    >>3847153
    SATAN
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:40 No.3847166
    >>3847153

    [spoiler] Satan. [/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:40 No.3847171
    >>3847153

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3783722/

    Go read this
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:40 No.3847172
    >>3847065
    >Lily admirably answers without yelling. "I hate her. She was so nice to me, she taught me everything about being a thief. I'd've been an assassin if I were old enough to take a class yet. And then, you know what she did? One day I went to bed, like normal, the next day I woke up sitting in the middle of the forest. I went back to the assassin's guild, and the place was burned to the ground. A couple days later I found you, Aldwin. You're a good daddy, you won't abandon me without fucking telling me anythingandleavingmewithnothingandjustforgettingIeverexistedand -FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

    Lily you stupid bitch, you've critically failed your genre sense!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)01:40 No.3847174
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    Redacted capability card! Finlay is too much of an NPC to reveal all of his secrets just yet.

    >>3847080
    >>3847085
    "That's none of your concern."

    >>3847083
    >Any last words?
    Lily: "No, I want her dead."

    >>3847108
    "Then why did she train me so much?"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:41 No.3847185
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I CAN STILL READ IT
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:43 No.3847199
    >>3847174
    >"Then why did she train me so much?"

    "So that you could survive in the world alone, without her. She loved you. She wanted you to be all right all by yourself."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:44 No.3847200
    >>3847174
    she got attached to you, hon, she thought you would be her secret weapon, but the more time she spent with you, the less evil she wanted you to be
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:44 No.3847203
    >>3847185

    That's on purpose.

    Lily, uhh.

    Well.

    TRAPSENSE, NAO.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:45 No.3847206
    >>3847185
    I can't make out the session power, but the other two are rather legible
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:45 No.3847208
    >>3847174

    Lily: ...Fuck. Well, maybe she just wanted you to at least be able to survive by thriving off others, rather than going down her bloody path.

    ...Though she probably would've been better off dropping you off at an orphanage, rather than the middle of nowhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:46 No.3847220
    Uh..

    DO NOT SAY THE PREVIOUS AROUND ASASSIN WHO IS PAYING YOU TO KILL THE PERSON YOU'RE COMPLIMENTING..
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:47 No.3847229
    >>3847220
    Too late, we're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:48 No.3847240
    >>3847206
    >>3847185
    I can't actually read them, what do they say?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:51 No.3847257
    >>3847240
    Non session abilities are Silver Tongue and Poison Magic
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:51 No.3847260
    >>3847240

    ------r Tongue.

    Poisons M-------.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:52 No.3847265
    >>3847240

    [Spoiler] Abilites: Silver Tongue, Poison Magic
    Session Powers: ______ of obscurity (Looks to start with an L or C, second letter is an a, 4 letter long word)
    [/Spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:54 No.3847281
    >>3847257
    so Finlay is NOT TO BE TRUSTED
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)01:54 No.3847283
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    >>3847199
    >>3847200
    >>3847208
    "...We will need to talk to her." Lily finally says.

    >>3847257
    Hmm, I meant to make them barely legible, and seem to have done the job too well. Ah, whatevs, the important one is obscured.

    Finlay is sick of this exposition bullshit, and has moved on ahead.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:56 No.3847300
    >>3847283
    Follow him. Sneakily.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:56 No.3847303
    >>3847283
    Follow him, quickly!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:56 No.3847305
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    Maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:58 No.3847319
    >>3847283
    follow him! tally ho!
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)01:58 No.3847320
    >>3847174
    Session power is CARGO OF OBSCURITY.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:58 No.3847321
    >>3847305
    SHIT.

    HE HAS THE CARP OF OBSCURITY.

    RUN. RUN NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:58 No.3847322
    >>3847300
    >>3847303
    Sneaky or quick? Sneaky or quick?

    ...

    *Flips a coin*

    Sneaky!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:59 No.3847326
    >>3847240
    Can of Obscurity
    Silver Tongue
    Poison Magic
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:59 No.3847328
    INVISIBLE CARP.

    adviceradical.png(1.9 MB)

    WE CAN TAKE THEM.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:59 No.3847330
    >>3847320
    good eyes fuuka
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)01:59 No.3847336
    Of the cards you have, get the Phantom and the Sleep ones ready.

    The hive and rage are nice distractions, but the previous two are for getting away when the shit hits the fan. And it will
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)02:00 No.3847343
    >>3847320
    okay maybe not cargo.. but something..
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:00 No.3847344
    CARD YOU FOOLS

    OH FUCK.

    NEMELEX LOYALTY TEST.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:02 No.3847360
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    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)02:02 No.3847362
    >>3847330
    I inverted colors in MS Paint to make it easier to see.

    Try it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:02 No.3847365
    card of obscurity world sorta make sense
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:02 No.3847366
    Better yet, give Lily the RAGE and the SLEEP

    Keep the HIVE and the PHANTOM
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:04 No.3847378
    >>3847362
    macfag, no mspaint
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:04 No.3847381
    Phantom is Passwal, hive is BEEEEEES!

    Give her the phantom and the sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:04 No.3847387
    >>3847366
    I don't know too much about Nemelex in general from...whichever game he comes from (dungeon crawl, I think?) Would the cards work for someone who doesn't worship Nemelex?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:07 No.3847406
    FUCK IT.

    POST ALREADY
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:08 No.3847412
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    >>3847320
    >>3847321
    >>3847326
    >>3847328
    >>3847344

    None right, but I don't have the heart to correct you people.

    >>3847322
    Sneaky sneaky sneaky. There is an unconscious guard here, and a staircase leading down.

    >>3847336
    Hive and RAGE are the top card of each deck. :3

    >>3847387
    This man has it right. Only a follower of Nemelex can use a Deck.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:10 No.3847424
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    >>3847406
    Sorry, I like to read every post before I hit submit. Sometimes people suggest things/ask things after I type a response, and I f5 before I submit, so it makes me have to type up more responses and... it is a vicious cycle.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:10 No.3847427
    >>3847412
    catch up, sneakily (tumble!)
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:10 No.3847428
    >>3847412
    CHAOS OBSCURITY! Or something.
    >> Aceathon 03/01/09(Sun)02:11 No.3847434
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    Come on Gnome. Brightness/Contrast adjustments make this too easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:12 No.3847444
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    derp
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:12 No.3847448
    >>3847412
    Thought so.
    Is Heracles the god of extravagant wealth or something? What's with the dollar signs?

    TIme to go downstairs. SNEAKILY. WITHOUT lots of tumbling. Tumbling down stairs doesn't end well. Keep BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES prepped so we can use it immediately if necessary. Utter a short prayer to Nemelex first, thanking him for his blessing of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:13 No.3847454
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    >>3847434
    >>3847444
    I'll use my own blood next time.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:15 No.3847461
    Also, it's Cape of Obscurity.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:17 No.3847471
    >>3847454
    You're on 4chan. The grand haven for all living and dead smartasses. If you didnt see this coming, head out for the night and go to sleep. :p
    >> Unhelpful Loli ♪ 03/01/09(Sun)02:18 No.3847477
    Cap of Obscurity..?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:19 No.3847484
    >>3847434
    >>3847444
    I still say that it's a Carp of Obscurity, the most deadly biological weapon ever developed
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:22 No.3847499
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    >>3847448
    You've never played with an old 3.0 adventure module. They used $ to indicate secret doors. Heck, I think they still do. Heracles is the god of Strength.

    >Thank Nemelex
    "I hope you know what you're doing, kid." He replies.

    >Proceed with sneaky.
    Sneakiness proceeds! The stairs lead to a long corridor lined with doors. However, on the far end, you see a black cape turn the corner as you enter.


    >>3847471
    I'd rather kick you all in the shins.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:22 No.3847501
    >>3847471
    >head out for the night and go to sleep
    ARG WHAT THE FUCK NO HE HAS TO FINISH THIS SHIT AGAGAGAGAGAJIUKJSDEBGDFIUEHDOUIEH

    SHUT UP
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:23 No.3847512
    >>3847499
    My DM uses $ for secret doors.

    Follow him. With extra sneaky.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:24 No.3847519
    >>3847499

    Follow to the same door, but watch your back (and Lilly) to make sure carps of obscurity don't jump out of the doors you pass.

    All Sneakily, of course.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:24 No.3847523
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    >>3847501
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:24 No.3847524
    >>3847499

    Alright, quickly peer over the corner and hope you've caught up with Finlay.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:25 No.3847531
    >>3847471
    MOTHERFUCKER, HE BETTER NOT ACTUALLY GO TO SLEEP!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:27 No.3847541
    >>3847499
    I know. Just wondering if wealth was a side portfolio or something- God of STRENGTH! (and lots of cash!)

    Guy turning corner is either Finlay or is a trap.
    10 Open random door.
    20 Do stuff
    30 Goto 10
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:27 No.3847543
    Hey Lily, I'm going to talk about masturbation for a bit. Divert your eyes.

    (If Goldmoon starts saying things that are going to make Lily regret her death VERY much, use RAGE on Goldmoon and tell Lily it was TRUTH)
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:29 No.3847557
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    >>3847519
    >>3847524
    Wha-puh.

    You are now in control of LILY.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:31 No.3847563
    >>3847557
    Well fuck.
    >> подметно 03/01/09(Sun)02:32 No.3847567
    >>3847557
    lily, you grew up here. MAP OF ASSASSIN'S GUILD AREA!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:32 No.3847568
    Mother fucker

    Use NERDRAGE on Finlay
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:33 No.3847573
    >>3847557
    SHITFUCK. RUN, LILY, RUN!

    STRAIGHT AT DICKWEED WITH YOUR KRAUT HELMET!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:33 No.3847576
    >>3847568
    this
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:36 No.3847599
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    >>3847567
    She grew up in a different building. After she was abandoned, she tried to go back to the assassin's guild building and it was burned down. This is a new building entirely.

    >>3847568
    >>3847576
    Aldwin would be caught in the blast! And it would alert the entire building, too.

    >>3847573
    CHARGE!!! [cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:37 No.3847604
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    Have some fanart, Aldwin.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:37 No.3847606
    FUCK, GO FIND YOUR FORMER ADOPTIVE PARENT AND GET HER TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FINLAY
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:40 No.3847626
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    >>3847599
    Finlay kicks the helmet off. "Relax, I used a Sap. Non-lethal and all that. He'll be out for an hour, tops." [cutscene]

    >>3847604
    saved.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:42 No.3847648
    Fuck.

    Uhh.

    Revenge can maybe wait, we have to go and get a res for Ald.

    ...

    Should we ask cultist-chan?

    Fuck, uhh, Aldwin'll end up with a cthulhu head, or be a genestealer hybrid or some shit if you do that.

    Kill somebody with helmet, then loot corpse and drag Ald outside, you may lose the corpse and that'll be a clusterfuck of epic proportions.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:43 No.3847657
    >>3847626
    So why did you do that, Finlay Dickweed? Also, you're a dickweed.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:44 No.3847663
    >>3847626

    Aw, shit. He's going to frame our asses. Play along for now, Lily, until we get to your ex mom.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:44 No.3847666
    >>3847626
    Damn! He wanted her all along!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:45 No.3847671
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    >>3847626
    "You will make an EXCELLENT hostage."

    [/end cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:46 No.3847676
    >>3847663
    this seems like a logical course of action
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:46 No.3847678
    >>3847671
    Nerdrage.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:46 No.3847684
    >>3847671
    Nerd Rage.

    Who cares if we get caught? We can blame it on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:49 No.3847697
    >>3847671
    He's clearly not on our side anymore. NERDRAGE until everyone knows where he is. Everyone in the

    WHOLE

    FUCKING

    WORLD
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:49 No.3847699
    >>3847678
    >>3847684
    It'll hurt Alwin
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:51 No.3847705
    >>3847671
    >filename

    ...oh, you. Also, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:52 No.3847714
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    >>3847699
    Having walked down the hall a ways with his captive, Aldwin is now well out of the line of effect.

    >>3847678
    >>3847684
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    UUUUUUUU

    You hit your head on the cold concrete ground when the blast propels you back, but you continue to scream with all your might.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:55 No.3847742
    >>3847714

    Yes, give in to the hate--erm, keep screaming his at his sorry ass! He's got a might of 5! It'll take more than that to knock his ass out! Be careful though, he's most likely got a trick up his sleeve to somehow nullify you, if you don't run out of NERDRAGE first.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:55 No.3847743
    >>3847714
    Did...did we just disintegrate him with the power of a little girl's vocal chords?

    Why is Aldwin the secondary main character, again?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)02:56 No.3847745
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    Ow. Lily's head hurts quite badly. She really wants to go to Aldwin, but she can't get up.

    A thick cloud of dust and stone obscures the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:56 No.3847746
    Lily, real quick, can you think of a good motive for a man who would kidnap you and hold you hostage right in front of Goldmoon?

    Because when she comes, that's what we're going to say happened. We were uninvolved.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:57 No.3847756
    Alright Lily, you should know enough about anatomy to dig your nails into his 'funny bone' maiming his dumb ass, then KICK AND BITE.

    NERDRAGE, GO!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:57 No.3847758
    >>3847742
    >He's got a might of 5!
    But only 2 of Tough! Might doesn't mean shit if you're bleeding to death with busted eardrums, cracked ribs, and blurred vision.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:57 No.3847759
    >>3847745
    that's the obscurity shit, don't be fooled!!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:58 No.3847766
    >>3847745

    Using animu and mango logic, if any enemy is blasted and concealed by a cloud, HE ISN'T FUCKING DEAD.

    If your legs don't work, DRAG YOURSELF TO SAFETY.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)02:58 No.3847767
    >>3847745
    >pain

    You're experiencing your adrenaline from the rage fading.

    Think about WoW. That should get your head clear.
    >> подметно 03/01/09(Sun)02:59 No.3847769
    >>3847745
    if people who will listen to reason come, tell them you were taken hostage by finlay, and that aldwin was trying to save you.
    if people who will kill you and rape your corpse come, write "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR" on the ground next to you, and tell them to read it out loud.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:01 No.3847798
    >>3847769
    If they don't fall for that, say Pazuzu's name thrice
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)03:02 No.3847804
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    >>3847742
    MIGHT is how hard you hit. TOUGH is how well you can take a hit. Finlay only has 2 TOUGH.

    >>3847766
    Oh so predictable! "You cheeky fucker." Finlay's voice echoes from the dust.

    Lily is quite distressed. NERDRAGE is all she has, and she is quite certain Finlay will not fall for HAST- shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:02 No.3847806
    >>3847745
    Cloud of Obscurity. Right.

    ...fuck, Lily doesn't really have anything else, does she? Unless she remembers some AWESOME ASSASSIN POWERS.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:02 No.3847807
    >>3847769
    >HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU'VE KILLED US A
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:02 No.3847813
    AUTOSAGAN

    NEW THREAD NAO
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:04 No.3847828
    >>3847804
    "PAZUZU! PAZUZU! PAZUZU! GRANT ME A CANDLE OF INVOCATION!"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:05 No.3847830
    >>3847759
    >>3847766

    Kid, get the hell outta there! All you've managed to do is whip up a nice dustcloud! Drag yourself if you must, but get out of there!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:05 No.3847833
    >>3847804
    Call out for Cultist-Chan
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:05 No.3847836
    >>3847804
    Threaten to bite your own tongue off to kill yourself if Finlay doesn't go on his way. A dead hostage is good to no one.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:08 No.3847861
    Even though I am not sure why, but I get the feeling this will end up being what Nemelex warned Beardbeard about. We better make sure Aldwin doesn't try to get revenge on him for..some reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:08 No.3847864
    >>3847804

    Lily, wait until the time is right to invoke prayers of DEUS EX MACHINA.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:09 No.3847871
    Fuck you Gnome, I wanted to sleep tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:09 No.3847872
    PRAY TO SATAN FOR SOME OFFENSIVE MAGIC POWERS LILY.

    IT'S TOTALLY COOL. HE OWES US.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:10 No.3847885
    >>3847861
    NOTE TO ALDWIN; DO NOT PURSUE LU BU

    FUCK, I MEAN

    DO NOT PURSUE BEARDBEARD
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:11 No.3847889
    >>3847885
    I'm also sure it won't be so easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:12 No.3847897
    >>3847804

    Lily can speak! If he's a republic serial villain he'll want to chat arrogantly about his plans, especially when his nemesis is incapacitated.

    FIND SOMETHING TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT UNTIL ALDWIN OR SOMEONE CAN COME TO HELP.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)03:13 No.3847911
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    New thread: >>3847908
    >> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:13 No.3847914
    >>3847897

    Alright, it's a longshot, but it seems this is all you've got, kid. Well, other than praying for DEUS EX MACHINA.
    >> подметно 03/01/09(Sun)03:15 No.3847933
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    >>3847897
    ask him to sing the H.M.S. Pinafore?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/01/09(Sun)06:02 No.3849247
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    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3847908/

    for you archived folks.



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