I'll be there

Meet up in the entrance of whatever there is in the afterlife?

FUCK YEAH!

I'll be playing a Human Swordsman guys. Meet me on the Plains of Arcadia in the tavern at the crossroads. I'm buying the first twenty kegs for all you beautiful bastards.

>>3784631

For sure man. We shall walk through the gates ten abreast, swords drawn and resolve unbreakable. All the afterlife shall remember the Entry of /tg/ unto the end of time itself.

if its epic FR dibs on the sword of gith

With the way most of us eat, isn't it obvious that we're eager to join you?

>>3784666

Well, since heaven is bound to have at least an entrance or starting point of sorts, i guess we'll be meeting there

Then we march in
Oh god i cant wait to die

And we shall roll dice with a thousand sides made or pure gold!

On the day that my soul departs to wherever it shall be destined, I shall join you in your great quest. I do hope there is an afterlife, simply so this can happen. I look forward to it, and wish you all the best. Life may seem rough, but if we stick, think of how many levels we can gain before the campaign!

>>3784734
if we stick it out*

>>3784698

And I you, my friend.

Speaking of which, I call a great feast in the Grand Feast Hall of the Forest Elves at the third Autumn Equinox. Bring whoever you want, but it will be a solid month of feasting, drinking and ale wenches. FOR THE FALLEN OF /TG/!

>>3784734

Fuck yeah, gonna live till I'm eighty and start in Advanced Career.

With the increased disillusionment with current religious trends, I'm surprised there hasn't been a revival of Valhalla

I'll meet you underneath the big clock.

(Every town worth a damn has a big clock.)

Know what I can't wait for?

When Shakespeare makes a fully plausible and ingenious reason for Fantasy to seamlessly combine with Modern.

And then Gygax hosts the first dungeon the assimilated forces of /tg/ have to face.

One Gygax dungeon.

Four hundred levels.

Five thousand raiders.

Six sieges.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO REACH THE BOTTOM LEVEL AND DEFEAT THE KING OF LICHES?

>>3784811

Oh my God.

I just had a vision of us all standing sie by side, roaring our battlecries as we charge down the foothills towards the first fortified wall outside the dungeon, with Mozart, Beethoven, John Lennon, Lenny Kravitz, Kurt Cobain, and in some parts Barry White making the most epic score in history.

>>3784845
We'll have to split into equal parts; the 4 archetypes required for dungeoneering.

MSPainting, be right back

>>3784866

It all makes sense.

SLAANESH
KHORNE
NURGLE
TZEENTCH

It's all conditioning in life so we are willing to accept a four way division in the Game of the Afterlife.

>>3784811

Nh.... I.... came??

>>3784890
I had meant Fighter, Theif, Wizard and Cleric... but alright

No, it couldn't be.

What if...

What if all the religions in the world are actually the main campaigns in the afterlife, and life is actually the introduction information we are given so that we know at least the basics of some of the campaigns when we arrive?

>>3784906

OH JESUS, IT'S TOO PERFECT

Dammit /tg/ stop making me want to kill myself in a good way.

/tg/ - Eschatology

...and it's awesome!

>>3784906

My god... it was there all along...

>Nothing is too good fur us, my fellow gentry.
>Nothing is too good fur us,
>fur

Oh yeah, I'm getting in on this. The brotherhood of /tg/, playing a game of games so grand and majestic, even the gods will be jealous.

>>3784906

Wow. I guess the reward to anyone who went dead-set religious would be majorly superior knowledge of the campaign's setting.

Makes me wonder just how powerful all the Popes will be in the Christianity setting...

>>3784982
........nothing compared to a Taoist immortal, I promise you.

Hey guys. I'll run a game for you.

Why do I get the impression of all of /tg/ crossing the world on an epic Oddysey as we go from Campaign to Campaign?

>>3785012

The /tg/ soundtrack will be what the bards play.

Especially in regard to Where Da Hood At being played when the rogues sneak attack a whole line of sentries at once.

>>3785026
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4YLIacGZo
Unsung war every step of the way!

There you go. I know it's shit, but, meh.

>>3785058

Haha, that's pretty good.

Well fuck, I better decide what I want to play for all eternity...

...

Gunslinger. Two pistols, preferably revolvers loaded with cold iron.

Sweet.

>>3785094
It's going to be a weird campaign...

If afterlife is meant to be paradise, that's the kind of paradise I want.

PS
Someone, archive this!

>>3784614
>Gents, when we're all dead, I'd like to invite you to a massive RPG in the afterlife. At least one hundred PCs at once. All whatever the fuck you want to be, exactly how you like to play it.
You have my axe, but this better turn out to be more than some shitty MMO.

>>3785101

The genres start off separate for a long while, but eventually they start to cross over and are eventually melded.

Still, don't worry. The Fantasy classes will be balanced with the Sci-Fi ones, so no-one gets nerfed in the end.

>>3784811
Fuck yeah, but wait!
What if instead of the king of liches we fight him AND the Behemoth!
This is the best afterlife I could hope for!

>>3785138
The King of Liches riding the Behemoth?

Meet at the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud?

>>3785138

To some seriously awesome Bards inspiring the fight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXHRFFUzME8

>>3785176

Gods above...

>>3785176

What have we done to deserve such awesomeness?

>>3785176
The king of liches riding a dragon riding the behemoth riding AN EVEN BIGGER BEHEMOTH.

Fuck you, it's my afterlife.

FOOLS, I AM THE END BOSS.

>>3785246
(..riding the king of liches riding a... etc)

>>3785246

What is that?

>>3784614
>>3784811
>>3785138
>>3785176
FUCK YEAH!

>>3785101
Bwha haha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha!

>>3785246

ARE THE MEMBERS OF /TG/ WHO WERE BAD ENOUGH TO GET TO THE FINAL LEVEL STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE UNDEFEATABLE FOE?

SO MUCH AWESOMENESS IN THAT END BATTLE!

>>3785348
THE UNDEFEATED VERSUS THE EVER-VICTORIOUS! LET'S GO!

>>3785364

HEAVEN OR HELL! never sounded so apt...

>>3785278
Shoot yourself now please. You're contaminating my gene-pool.

>>3785255

FRACTAL BOSS

>>3785384

Kay, see you at the game! :D

>>3785255

They all connect, Voltron style.

>>3785418

Take that bit back, please.

>>3785443

What's wrong with a Final Boss Megazord?!

IT'S WONDERFUL!

I want to be a crusader, please?

...Damn. I'd wanted transhuman immortality up till now, but if I live forever, I'll miss the game.

I'll be the cleric.

My little sister Megan died when she was nine. I don't have many friends, but if this afterlife game happens I will be very happy.

This will be my character. I want my sister to come with me as I crusade across the /tg/ afterlife game, so this better be allowed.

As the hordes of /tg/ stormed the afterlife, destroying demon after demon, they came close to crushing all who would stand in their way of gaming for eternity.

>>3785488
Now there's a thought:

Immortals are considered as the 'undead' in the afterlife. They seek to destroy the afterlife because to them, it is the only thing more 'perfect' than immortality itself. And nothing must be more perfect than their 'undeath'.

I shall be joining you.

I command the primordial elements, and can create them at a whim. None can stand before our might.

Of course, I'll be waiting for you all to die. You'll know where to find me.

>>3785507
It did not take long for /tg/ to succeed, for with a hivemind full of creative roleplayers, anything is possible.

>>3785516
And so, with no one left to stop them, /tg/ gamed. They played out every possible game in every possible setting. And for once, it was good.

>>3785488
So? were supposed to be dead already so technically we don't need to be undead, any mage can become as powerful as a lich given the time.

>>3785058
on the far left... is that one of the invisible baddies from FEAR?

>>3785538
Goddamnit, the more I think about it, the more it looks like one of them.
Ah, well. Sorry about that, or, you're welcome, depending on whether you liked it or not.

>>3784902
Fighter = Khorne
Rogue (Social Specialist) = Slaanesh
Cleric = Nurgle
Wizard = Tzeentch.

The only thing that frightens me about this idea is that somewhere, out there, is Xiombarg's Storyteller, playing as Pillory.

>>3785521
Seems there's been a lot of talk these days about Vault life. But not all of us have the luxury to spend so much on something that, frankly, we may not actually need. Unlike those other guys, the sensible folks at Pulowski Preservation Services have created an affordable line of personal protection products to make sure no one gets left behind. Personal protection, there when you actually need it. Remember, that's Pulowski Preservation Shelters. Simply there when you actually need them. Exact change only.

>>3785578
On a completely non-/tg/ note, does anyone know if a papercraft Pipboy exists? Because if so, I'd cram an mp3 player in it and play GNR through a speaker.

>>3785576
I thought XS was totally the GM of her own little group, and Mercurial's band were all just gender-swapped loli versions of her players.

>>3785595
No, I am a GM, but the stories I write are whole cloth, largely spurred on by doses of anonymous' desire for weird shit.

The fact that the campaign world grew out of the damn stories is coincidence, promise.

GYGAX'S TWIST:

Once the end boss Voltron is defeated, the survivors are teleported into a Hell-like area where every bad dude in the entire dungeon was sent when they were killed, ala DOOM. They have to fight their way back out.

BUMP FOR THE BEST AFTERLIFE!

Alright, MSPaintfag going to sleep
Hope this thread is still up tomorrow/today/whatever

>>3785664
MASTERMIND-BABY TWIST:

After killing all of the bosses in Hell, you get transported to the Steppes of the Fallen, where you will face the twisted versions...of all the Paladins that have fallen in every game in the universe.

SAVE ME A SPOT GENTS

>>3785674
BRILLIANT

Everyone will play the system of their choice...

and...

...they'll all be compatible! The war is over!

>>Nothing is too good fur us
>>too good fur us
>> good fur

And with a simple slip of the tongue the heretic reveals itself!

>>3785724

You're late, someone else made that joke.

I would gladly fight beside you, M'lord.

LOVE THIS THREAD... SO MUCH

I'm off to visit the Dwarves first. Imagine partying in their vaults and shit, you know?

Aye, I am with you all.

TO THE ULTIMATE GAME, AND THE ULTIMATE AFTERLIFE, MY BROTHERS

Thread Archived.

oh god, let this be true

if you're dead, you cease to exist. If you don't exist...you're not bound to the laws of reality, so you can do whatever the hell you want!

Pity I already know where I'm going in the afterlife.
Oh well. I guess I could take a detour for some fun. YOU HAVE MY BLADE!

Hate to be the one to break the chain, but I gotta ask - why wait 'til we're dead?

All right, I'm now officially declining immortality.

/tg/, I shall await you at the Rainbow Bridge, before the Gates of Valhalla.

Every race in every setting ever agaisnt every monster in every campaign ever, ALL CLASSES ALLOWED; FINAL DESTINATION

Thanks /tg/. You guys have made me feel ever so slightly better about dying.

It's shit like this thread that makes me want to believe in an afterlife.
In the odd event that I'm wrong and I don't become JUST worm food, I pledge my soul to this cause and to see this campaign through to the most awesome of ends.
FOR THE GLORY THAT DEATH BRINGS!

Why yes, I DO want to play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years.

Both my devoted followers and atheists can appreciate this!

guess what happens after you die?

A) you are immortal but trapped inside a coffin forever
B) you are consumed by worms

both!

this thread is love

An eternal game of exalted among an immortal legion of fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls...

WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN?

>>3785991
Its Four Scoops!

but ca/tg/uys - if we all die and play out this epic RP...

wont that be LARPing?

if so - count me in... i want me some orc bitches!

>>3786012

It's not larping if you wield REAL WEAPONS

>>3786042

then its reenactment... or.. i dunno - real war...

meh - imo LARPing is cool enough

orc raping party! w00t!

Knowing fatguys, this would be a game comprised entirely of The Little Girls.

>>3786063
Their loli selves having lesbian sex. it will be a sea of rippling fat and course bodyhair.

after this, everyone on /tg/ will now be a registered sex offender.

>>3786063
The right one looks twice as big as the left one

>>3786063
Yes, but it would be so incredibly minmaxed, that nothing could stand in our way! Nothing!

First of all we wouldn't be fat in Heaven and secong of all there is no sex ofene in Heaven. Oro there is no consent. All desire wil be accornted for and nothig will be prohbited. . little girls fuuchkkkkkkkk

>>3784614
...can...can I play as a character from Nobilis?

You have my dice.

>>3786063
But I want to be a little boi...

>>3786100
You can be both!

a nubile hermaphrodite with white skin. and ivory crown and strings of pearls adorn your naked supple body.

>>3786093

you have my char sheet...

I wouldn't want to be a girl, I love mah penis too much.

less gender bend, more epic campaigning

>>3786138
Solution: Dickgirl.

>>3786114
Yes, yes! No longer shall I be muscle-bound and hairy! Down with excessive manliness! Little boy-whore is how I wish to roll.

Can I keep the greataxe?

>>3786143

I don't think that we can, in our mortal lives, comprehend the epicness of a huge thousand-PC after-life game skillfully merging all possible settings that ever were into one huge campaign of sheer awesome manliness IN HEAVEN.
Even just reading over any part of that sentence instantly blows my mind.

There needs to be a semi-realistic contemporary/futuristic game in which, say, chainguns are as lethal

we must save this thread for all time. We shall never forget.

I will be there, and i will cry when faced with its glory.

>>3786183

Brother, I will sing your glory as we charge into the final battle, a thousand exalted heroes, each and every one a legend in his own right.

>>3786063
I'll take the case.

>>3786193

And I yours, brother

>>3785834

FUCK YES
I WANT TO BE THE SHEILD-SHIELD DWARF WITH MY CLERIC-SKATER BUDGERIGAR FAMILIAR

The fa/tg/uys waited, stading ont the top of the hill, looking out over a giant fortress from which all manners of vile being poured forth. Were they afraid? No. They were sure in their ability, they KNEW that each of them was worth a thousand beholders, a hundred dragons. And with that, they charged....

>>3786114

Can I be an adult man?

I'd probably be a pedophile with all these lolis and shotas though.

>>3784614
100 level 1 commoners aren't going to get anything done, in the after life or this one

>>3785882
and my axe

>>3786279
DA RAILGUN, YA GIT, DA RAILGUN

Onwards - to glory!

>>3786240

When the battle was over, and the piles of bodies finnaly had stop growing one of the many warriors spoke "So.. That was a good start.."

we have to build this, find a way to bring it online and play it BEFORE we all die

this is the greatest dream ever to be dreamt

my bretheren we start playing from the age of fantasy all the way to the sci-fi age

thats the campaign i want.

hundreds of thousands of fa/tg/uys

versus

Tarrasque... HUNDREDS OF THEM BEING RIDDEN BY LICHES!

They do that now. Google live action role play. There are lots of big companies of people who play d&d like games. You use props to simulate spells and whatnot. Like throwing a bag of seeds at someone and hitting them means your spell hit. Miss and you just wasted a spell. Kind of nice to see nerds having to throw. Funny

>Tarrasque... HUNDREDS OF THEM BEING RIDDEN BY LICHES!
Don't you mean Trarrasques, carried by dragons that are ridden by liches?

Rolling for initiative is gonna be interesting...

>>3786499
Or they have to face a half-dragon Tarrasque lich that's covered with flaming bees.

>>3786535
You know, I feel that we're being mean on the tarrasques. Look at the original story of its namesake.

>Legend has it that the creature inhabited the area of Nerluc in Provence, and devastated the landscape far and wide. The Tarasque was a sort of dragon with six short legs like a bear's, an ox-like body covered with a turtle shell, and a scaly tail that ended in a scorpion's sting. It had a lion's head.

>Saint Martha found the beast and charmed it with hymns and prayers, and led back the tamed Tarasque to the city. The people, terrified by the monster, attacked it when it drew nigh. The monster offered no resistance and died there.

And look at adventurers doing the same thing over and over again. I've started to see tarrasque as less of a monster and more of a shy little girl who always gets bullied by her elders.

and then we pay our souls to gooks fo some afterworldcurrency amirite?

This is the nerdiest thread I've ever seen.

I...I love you guys!

>>3786545
Better yet, half-dragon, half-belor weretarrasque lich with Leadership who commands awakened flaming bees which also have Leadership and command their own flaming bees.

>>3786537

And they say, that when the battle started, the cries of the vile horde were drowned out by a great thunderous noise, as the army of /tg/ rolled for initiative.

>>3786600
>And thus was the first wave of monsters buried under an avalanche of dice crashing down on them.

>>3786610
all of which were 20's ofcourse

>>3786610
>>3786600

OUR DICE WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

>>3786619
Then we will roll in the shade?

>>3786482
>>Exalted MMO

I dont know if that is the greatest or worst idea ever.

>>3786286
And my bow!

>>3786630
... Yu-Shan raid...

Count me in.

>>3786725
AND MY AXE!

>>3787136
They already said axe.

What the hell is that anyways? Looks delicious.

>>3786737

If they actually did the game right, they'd either not include or demphasize large groups (Ie, more then 5-7 or so) and focus on the smaller ones.

WHY IS THIS ON PAGE 6?
THIS IS FRONT-PAGE QUALITY FOR FUCK SAKE!
Also, you have my BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Feck yes!

op, can
i come?

Dear OP,

FUCK YEAR!

Signed, Anon.

I think we should probably join together 150 years from now, letting everyone get used to being dead.

FUCK YES /tg/!

I stand with you OP!

Archive this it deserves no less

>>3788862
Done, see;
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3784614/

>Afterlife
Sorry I'm late to the trolling.

now THIS is the good old /tg/ we know and love!

>>3788959
You have made me the happiest anon on the boards!

fuck
yes OP

ill be the dark character in your group, you never trust me, i help in fights when our livelyhood is threatened , but i dont speak kindly to any of you, you mainly hate me but kee me about because ive got some useful talents.
then, in the finale, i disspear, leaving you to fight the BBEG without me in the party.
ill be off doing something epic and dying for it saving all your arses, and you find me dead from my wounds on the way out, clutching a note for you.
what it says? youll have to wait and see!

i think ill be a spellsword for my glorious battle-bound afterlife because i am indecisive little faggot.

BLADE OF BLOOD

TWO HANDED AXE

FULL SUIT OF PLATEMAIL

FINAL DESTINATION

>>3789096
"I've been stabbed, there's a traitor among us".

>>3789180
That is magnificent!

This is going to be so awesome!

This thread... so good...

>>3786737
Ancient chat log.
Narzoth: [Looking for Group] 2 x Solars LF Abyssal Dusk tank 4 Blessed Isle Raid, PST
Narzoth: [Looking for Group] Ess. 3 Wood aspect LF Solar 2 PL me
Narzoth: [OOC] WTF? Healers in this game sux!
Narzoth: [OOC] STFU n00b!
archmagedb: [OOC] OMG! Wyldies jst Aggd me! Hax!
archmagedb: [OOC] Rsid fateninja'd my lewt!
Narzoth: [Group] Inc a <Ebon Dragon>, get ready!
archmagedb: [OOC] lol Ejava wnna cyber?
Narzoth: [OOC] Train Ebon Dragon 2 zone!
archmagedb: [OOC] Tank get aggro!
Narzoth: [OOC] WTF? who aggro ED?
archmagedb: [OOC] Siddie newbs!
Narzoth: [OOC] Need rez pls. n00bs train ED on me
archmagedb: [OOC] Raksha mobs trained on us! WTF!
Narzoth: [OOC] WTF? Why ED at zonein?
archmagedb: [OOC] Terrestrial n00bs!
archmagedb: [OOC] Scarlet Empress trained ED on us! n00bwhore! I jst wnated to cyberz
Narzoth: [Guild] Hey guys, look what I just got off of Chejop Kejak! [Soul Mirror]
archmagedb: [Guild] lol
Narzoth: [Guild] And some Night got [Hooked Daiklaives of Dual Prowess]
archmagedb: [Guild] bs, I didnt get sht!
Narzoth: [Guild] 2 x weapon drop! Best Yu-Shan raid evar!
Narzoth: [Guild] Oh fuck! Midnight just aggro Unc Sun! Evac!
archmagedb: *trains Wyld Hunt on Magi*
archmagedb: [Guild] WTF!?
archmagedb: [Guild] Evac! Evac! Need rez plz.
Narzoth: [Guild] Goddman Midnight sat down next 2 jade dome fuckin n00b
archmagedb: [Guild] Lol get a Day to ninja his lewt.
archmagedb: [Guild] Fuckin UCS
Narzoth: [Guild] Day aggros UCS 2. yellowsid porting Night back in.

Narzoth: [Guild] Holy fuck! Who train ED into Yu-Shan?
archmagedb: [Guild] Fuckk! UCS aggrod ED!
Narzoth: [Global] ED in YS! All Ess 7+ Solars come help UCS!
Narzoth: [Global] WTF? Who train ED into YS? If ED win, server resets!!!
archmagedb: [Global] ED in YS! All Ess7+ Akuma come loot UCS!
Narzoth: [Global] ED in YS! All Ess 7+ Abyssals come laff!
archmagedb: [Guild] lol thissi funny shti!
Narzoth: [Global] STFU g0th!
archmagedb: [Global] STFU n00b!
Narzoth: [Guild] ED killed Venus, I loot [Hearthstone of Gender Change] WTF? It bind on loot, can't take it off!
archmagedb: [Guild] lol u hot now!
Narzoth: [Guild] Ha ha dumbass!
archmagedb: [Guild] lookit em jiggle! Train eyes to breasts!
Narzoth: [Guild] UCS beat ED! Raids looting now
archmagedb: [Guild] I loot [Ebon Dragonscale] can any1 craft ti?
Narzoth: [Guild] ED drop [Erembour's Horn] [Ebon Dragonscale] [Gemstone of Sorcery] [Black Lead Daiklave of Aggrevated Damage]
Narzoth: [Guild] WTF? Why Ebon Dragon drop Akuma only weapon! He Yozi faction!
Narzoth: [Global] ED dead raid pwned him Zeniths need to be nerfed
archmagedb: [Guild] WTF!? Where cna I get quest to become Akuma?
Narzoth: [Global] Shit! Solar vs Akuma PVP in YS!
archmagedb: [Global] All Ess5+ Abyssals come 2 pwn survivors!
Narzoth: [Global] LOL! purplesids backstabbing shit outta Akuma!
archmagedb: [Global] OMG! Redsid Bronze Faction guild agg'd Solars!
Narzoth: [Guild] GM showed up in YS
archmagedb: [Guild] Which one?
Narzoth: [GM_Steveicus] Yu Shan is a no-PVP zone. All PCs will be ported to bind spot. You all have warning flags on your accounts.
Narzoth: [Guild] Steveicus
Narzoth: [Guild] WTF? GMs make me change my name, but they have name like Steveicus?
Narzoth: [Guild] Wot ur name was?
Narzoth: [Guild] Ballzack
archmagedb: [Guild] Mine woz l33tkackz0r!

I'll be there.

>>3788351
I already came. I came everywhere.

Buckets full.

So wait
does everything just automatically become balanced?