Continued from >>3781790>Challenge to a Duel of Divine DRINKINGThe duels of divinity don't work that way.>Challenge to a Duel of Divinity."I accept. We will fight on top of Mt. Vesuvia."
>>3783722Only if you go with one rule...
>>3783722Tell him if his followers were worth the alcohol they've drank in their lifetime, they would have put up a better fight.
Ask Xom for divine favour in the upcoming duel.
>>3783722"Ha, you've fallen into my trap!"
>>3783722When the duel begins, use the mighty powers Xom gave us and BREATHE FIVE ALL OVER HIM!
>>3783722"Lets do this thang. I have an elf-king to show up."
>>3783722But what about the CHOPPY CANE AXE OF XOM?
>>3783722Stop suggesting dumb ideas. We are a dwarf. We hack at things with our axe. Now lets do that.
>>3783770He laughs. "You challenge a God for your pride? How foolish. Welcome, to Mt. Vesuvia!"
>>3783809Well lets get this over with.we have an all consuming SATAN XOM ARM to contain.
>>3783809DORFS ARE MADE OF FEW THINGSBEARDS, AXE, PRIDE AND BEERI WILL SHOW YOU IN BATTLE HOW THESE FOUR ELEMENTS WILL KICK YOUR ASS
High pitched mockery of his voice "You challenge a god for your pride" Then splash lava at him with the axe!
>>3783809"Of course I do! DORF PRIDE IS HURT BY ELF FRIEND WHO BECAME KING!"Let's get this over with. Go berserk. Invoke your latent demonic strength.
>>3783809Shame him with your dorf penis.
>>3783833You forgot beards and beards.
>>3783833Sunbeard adds drama for you."A dorf is made of 4 things, Glittergold: A beard, an axe, a flagon of ale, and pride. I will show you how these 4 things willkickyourass."
>>3783850And more axes and beer.
>>3783890I'm thinking that if we still used level system, Beardbeard would be on epic levels.
>>3783890Thanks Sunbeard. *highfive*
>>3783890...Sunbeard kicks ass.I just realized that by fighting outside, we lose the power of LOOT EVERYTHING. We only have deforestation, fire breath, and our latent dorfiness.
>>3783890Unveil your dick, wizz on him, and then ignite it with the fury of your hellaxe.
"Show me, then. Show me. Have you ever seen a creature from beyond reality before?"
>>3783920I'VE EATEN CREATURES FROM BEYOND REALITY. FAE.I THEN USED THE CALORIES TO KILL YOUR FOLLOWERS.BOTH WERE FUN.YOU ARE NEXT.
>>3783920 "What the fuck are you talking about, this will be the fifth one this week."
>>3783920Use your drunkeness to ignore any confusion from irreality and use your unwavering belief that Dorfs can beat the shit out of any fae to DEFOREST Glittergold
>>3783920 "HELLO, EYEPATCH? I AM ALWAYS SEEING ONE."
>>3783920Hack him up before he gets a chance to do anything with those masks.
>>3783920punch him in his pansy elven gut, and then hold it, and slap him in the chops with an uppercut, then ask the creature out on a date. (the thing from beyond the reality)
>>3783920>>3783920YEAH, I did your mom last week
>>3783949No, you'd always being seeing them if you had an eye underneath that patch.
>>3783920well... yeah, plenty of times. Hell, we unleashed on on your temple, remember?And we're WEARING AN EYEPATCH MADE OF SATAN!WE HAD SATAN'S ARM!WE DRANK AN ENTIRE BARREL OF CHAOS ALE IN ONE GO!
>>3783920I saw a giant bird with a spade symbol on his chest. Does that count?
>>3783920" I am one."
"I'm not talking about the demonic or angelic, dorf. I mean creatures dwelling between reality." He laughs, growing into the form you see to the left.>>3784011>"I am one.""Hah! That's a laugh. A puny thing like you? I will CRUSH you."
>>3784022A hollow! Use your bankai Beardbeard!
>>3784022 You have the most awesome axe ever..Use deforestation on the volcano.
>>3784022Slam axe into mountain. Hard.Use Glittergold as snow board for avalanche.Use Axe so you don't fall off.
>>3784057>Slam axe into mountain. Hard.This.BURY HIM IN LAVA AND USE HIM AS A SKATEBOARD SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T GET BURNED TOO
>>3784045>>3784057Glittergold steps over to your outcropping, and leans down for a punch. You hop onto his knee.[cutscene]
>>3784068No you fool, Loot Everything fizzles outdoors! We'll die!
>>3784068scratch that, DEFORESTATION
>>3784076FALCON AXE PUNCH
Is it a volcano or a mountain with snow.It's important. With one you're surfing a god down an eruption of lava. With another you're snowboarding a god down a cascade of ice.Be sure to slam the axe in his spine good enough to be an anchor. You don't want to fall off!
>>3784097THIS the mountain or the god's knee, or both I don't care
>>3784076Dorfs get +4 against really big things!
Well if we're going to die, this is the way to do it.
>>3784135We can't die, because Fate let us know we would be alive to piss of Nemelex someway
>>3784135Surfing down a mountain on the back of a god?There's no better way to go.
>>3784118The ensuing EXPLOSION OF ROCK imbalances Glittergold! He begins to fall!MAGMA pours out of the opened gap! Beardbeard grabs the top of the cavern![/end cutscene]
So we're killing god now?Guess what I'm thinking about this.
>>3784163Jump onto Glittergolds back, lodge axe in spine, ride Godsled into victory
>>3784167Psh, we haven't won yet. Did you see how many fucking masks he had? Plus the rule of RPG's means he has at LEAST two more evolutions to go through.
>>3784163Fly down the mountain if we're confident in our ability to fly.Otherwise, pray to Satan for a little help.
>>3784167Everything's a weapon, eh? Can we effectively weaponize that stream of magma?
>>3784167Cause gods never die.
>>3784190Dip axe in lava to gain molten-death-axe
>>3784167 we've made dwarf kratos...WHAT HAVE WE DONE
>>3784163I SEE A PERFECTLY GOOD MAGMABOARD.Jump to him. Use on him to grab on.
>>3784163Seriously, is no one else bothered by the fact he's a hollow? I just kinda expect him to rip off half the mask in a minute.
>>3784224 Pfft, hollows go down easy.
>>3784244He's a Menos. Maybe even an Arrancar.
>>3784173Godsled obtained! He looks none too happy with this.>>3784224He's not a hollow, just a homebrew monster I made ages ago. That circle on his chest is a tattoo, not a hole - he is covered in ritualistic markings.
>>3784256Breathe five into his face as you ride the Godsled
>>3784271While flipping him off!
>>3784271Seconded! You are already pushing him down a slope MADE OF LAVA. Cover the rest in fire!
>>3784256Lop of his Godhand.FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST GODSLED EVER!
>>3784256I don't know how to feel. But I do want to subscribe to your newsletter.
Glittergold abuses a pause screen glitch to change masks instantly! Now that he is flying and insubstantial, Beardbeard tumbles down!
>>3784309Who're ya gonna call?
>>3784309YOU CAN FLY TOO.CHASE THAT FUCKER.
>>3784309Insubstantial? Sounds like a challenge!
>>3784309Hope your wings can at least let us glide down without MELTING IN THE MAGMA!Call Clitergold a Coward!
>>3784309...do we have anything that hits incorporeal creatures? Satan's axe, I suppose. Hey, does that return if you throw it?
>>3784309Activate Axe OF THE PIT to summon forth DEVILS to give chase!
>>3784309Xom is amused!Glittergold slips on a banana peel!
>>3784325No, no you really can't. The wings are quite vestigial.That lava looks like a pretty poorly drawn problem that must be dealt with. Convection would technically kill you from this far already, but Beardbeard is willing to ignore the logistics of the situation.
>>3784375>Xom is amused!God Gift: 10,000 rocks!
>>3784378Convection would have killed while surfing the God.NAIL THE MOUNTAIN AGAIN.MAKE A RAMP FOR THE LAVA TO GO OVER. OR A HOLE FOR IT TO FALL DOWN.
>>3784390hope those are magma proof rocks.Start hurling rocks at gliterfag.
>>3784378out run the magma with your SPEEEEEEED! while flipping off the elf fag.
>>3784390in this case dip your axe in the now blocked magma, and hurl it like a missile at the elf, then breathe fire on it.
>>3784390>>3784407Luckily Xom owns a Bauxite mine
>>3784416Breath FIRE on MAGMA? INSANITYFUND IT
>>3784390Throw rocks at him.Pick ones your dorf sense knows will not make the structure collapse.
>>3784390hold it.>DEADLY MAGMA>MAGMA>DELICIOUS ALCOHOL
>>3784425Flaming magma missiles FOR SCIENCE!
>>3784407The rocks seem to have made a safe spot for Beardbeard to stand!Xom has changed masks once more!
>>3784451I assume you meant Glittergold changed masks
>>3784451>Xom has changed mask>Xom has>Xom
>>3784451Quick! Hit Glittergold while Xom's got his mask!
>>3784434In order to win, we must embody the very essence of Dorfiness! BEARDS, AXE, PRIDE AND BEER!BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?DRINK THE LAVA
>>3784451Enough of these shenanigans! Grab that blasted mask off his smug face! Fight him on his own terms.
>>3784467good ole Xom! Always helpin' a brother out!
>>3784468Drink the delicious alcohol, if it tastes bad it's elven made spit it on the god hope it gets in his eye.
>>3784469Who needs masks when you have BEARD?
>>3784451Will yourself a body made out of pure beardy dorfy power.
>>3784469Instead of grabbing the mask, throw normal axe to smash it apart. Obviously Glittergold is just a weakling without his masks
>>3784416Magma missile, AWAY!>>3784457...Yes, yes I did. Shut up, I'm tired.
>>3784493Target mask(s) with lava
>>3784493I don't see the application of fire breath.
Put lava in mouth and use waterbeam.. With lava.
>>3784493...This form seems rather fast. You don't get the chance for the fire breath follow up - he's already struck.
rolled 1 = 1>>3784493Let's do this shit.
>>3784512we have "five" breath. not fire breath.
>>3784520Grab him! Hurl him into the magma!
>>3784520YOU HAVE HIS HAND! KEEP IT!
>>3784520If he's so fast, use rope in inventory to tie him to you so he can't escape and proceed to lay down the law
Ensnare in beard!
>>3784520Absorb the god energy from his punch and titan out.
>>3784538Hand acquired! You notice the wound from before has transfered over to this form... interesting.
>>3784570Acquire that shit more than that, Axe to Wrist
>>3784570Into the lava with him!
>>3784570CUT HAND! CUT HAND OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT!
AXE his goddamn arm off, dual wield AXE and ARM
>>3784570He's only got one more form after this! CROSS COUNTER! I'd say just hit him, but cross counters are the dorfliest of strikes.
>>3784570Flip the arm so his back is turned in an armlock.Axe his lava ravaged back.
You swing down hard with your axe, executioner style! He pause-glitches his way free of your grasp, then nimbly dodges the blow!Mother fucker, something needs to be done about either that mask or that pause glitch.
>>3784626Think. The pause glitch. He must be controlled by someone with a pause button.The guy controlling him must be nearby. Look for a teenager behind a large pane of glass.
>>3784626FIRE ANOTHER LAVA BOLT! MEGAMAN PAUSE-LIGHTNING HAX TO BURN THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. WE CAN CHEAT TOO.
>>3784626Quick!Get the latest patch!
>>3784626Ask yourself, WWXD?
Throw axe at his face.
>>3784626Activate GAME GENIE
>>3784626only one dorf way to do this, RIP OUT THE PAUSE BUTTON AND DRINK IT!
Up, down, left, left, Cross, Circle, R2, L2, Start.Activate (better than) God Mode
>>3784647Complained to Toady! Bug resolved!
>>3784692Can we finally get the health-status of each strand of beard hair?!
>>3784692He doesn't know this yet.WHEN HE GOES TO INVENTORY AND TRIES TO SWITCH MASK NEXT, TAKE HIM BY SURPRISE! BURY YOUR AXE TO HIS FACE!
>>3784706In the next patch.>>3784645Magma missile, round two!
>>3784757Isn't he still really fast?
>>3784757Yeah, melt his face off!
>>3784766Not this form, he switched back to the flying one
Direct hit! The mask seems damaged!
>>3784757Kill god - shove shard of reality into eyesocket
Just before the inevitable coup de gras "Game Over"
>>3784775Catch him by the scruff of his neck, holding him over the lava
>>3784775Deforestoration the falling god. asap.
>>3784775Take his power!
>>3784793But it's dirty fae-power, if we best him, his weakling power is obviously not worthy of Beardbeard Godslayer
He catches himself before impact with the lava by changing masks! He may not be able to do it instantaneously anymore, but he can still change masks the old fashioned way.
>>3784804Throw pickaxe towards him, but only as a distraction as you leap towards him with all the might of your DORFAN RAGE
>>3784804Tell him if his followers were as strong as he was, they'd STILL get their ass handed to them, and they OUTNUMBERED you.
>>3784804BREATH ATTACK GO!
>>3784804"Do you get it yet? YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! I'M THE TITULAR CHARACTER IN A PROTAGONIST-BASED STORYLINE!"
>>3784804Pick up the broken pieces of the damaged mask he discarded.USE THEM!
>>3784813He bats aside the pick axe easily![cutscene]
FUCK YEAH CUTSCENE
>>3784864The strange black tentacles on his chin puncture your Hydra Armor!"AXE" you shout.
>>3784887>The strange black tentacles on his chin puncture your Hydra Armor!Minor physical injuries won't matter, because after this is done, you will take his divine essence and become a god!
>>3784887You unleash your breath weapon at point blank range, a bolt of lightning destroying his mask. "BEARD!" you shout.
>>3784909Fuck yes! Now Ale and Pride to finish him!
>>3784909So it WAS five breath.
>>3784923Ale being lava in this case, of course.
>>3784932Well of course, lava is after all delicious alcohol
>>3784909You kick off of the now non-flying god Glittergold, sending him flying into the lava."ALE!" you shout.
>>3784948The god is buried in the burning magma. Your back to him, as he is swallowed up, you stand tall and proud, eyes up at Sunbeard. "Pride." You shout.
Now for a DORFY pose for pride!
>>3784887>>3784909>>3784948>>3784965Fuck yes! You are the most badass dorf ever!
LOOT CORPSEFINISH QUEST
>>3784965Now WATCH OUT!Hes a pussy ELF god, hes going to try something sneaky and pop out of the lava!
>>3784965That...was the coolest thing ever.two points, however:1) He's totally not dead, that was too badass,and2) How do you get godly essence buried in burning lava?
>>3784973Ahem, Macedwarf would like a word with you...
..Is there a god of Dorfs yet? Do they have a spare divine essence laying around just waiting for a dorf awesome enough to take it?
Beardbeard gains:Awesome: + + +
>>3784986Macedwarves are Miggers.I said it.
You find yourself in the chamber of Neutrality. Fate applauds you. "Well done, oh well done. A splendid performance indeed!"
>>3785011Bitch better have my god-shard
>>3785011Ask him, again, why Aldwin is angry at us.
>>3785019We need a "bitches don't know 'bout my god-shard" shoop.
>>3785011 Fate is either a superbadass or he was bluffing.
>>3785030He WILL be mad at us.As soon as SATAN ARM mixed with XOM finished consuming his HOMETWON!
>>3785011Tell him to shut up and hand over your reward.
>>3785011Ask him to stop the consumption of Aldwin's hometown?
>>3785046Or else you might need to challenge him next
>>3785046>>3785019"A dorf to the core, I see. The Godhood of the Fae is yours."
Da-da-da-da, da da da-da-daaaaaaaaaaa
>>3785060Give that shit to Satan, what better way to punish those gay elves than to have a Lord of Darkness be their new god? Maybe it will man them up a bit
>>3785060hand to SATAN, as we can't use it ourselves. leave temple, tell Garrelf we got him a new god.
>>3785060But, ultimately useless to us...
>>3785060Don't forget to get some real wings when you hand that godhead over to satan.
>>3785060That's punishment for talking down to Dribils.
>>3785093I think I just vomited up my pancreas.
>>3785098That sounds excessively painful.
>>3785071>>3785072>>3785075>>3785079>>3785087"The next compatible being to touch the godhood will gain the powers of the Godhood of Fae. I suggest you honor your deal with Satan, but ultimately, you decide who the next God is."It seems like it was useless to type all that up - we're giving this to Satan, yes?
>>3785075>>3785072>>3785071And get him to stop his ex-arm from devouring Aldwin's hometown!After all, Aldwin (with his god cheating for him) might present a threat.
>>3785102Definitely Satan, don't let Garrelf near that thing, he was already showing us up too much
>>3785102Try to eat it
>>3785093I approve of this coincidence.
>>3785102So Fate was somehow not compatible? Or was that illusory manhandling back there?
>>3785119We do already have Xom, after all.
>>3785117It's a complicated xanatos gambit! The elves will think that Garrelf killed their god for power! No one will worship him! He will wither away and die without honor or love!
>>3785102GIV POWUR TU STAN!
>>3785102Obviously Satan, since the whole point of this was to prove you were better than Garrelf
>>3785135I don;t think GODHOOD works that way.Besides, we WANT the glory of killing the Elf God!
SATAN is quite pleased with your results.>>3785120Fate was quite clearly touching it. Makes you wonder why he was incompatible, doesn't it.
>>3785158CUTSCENE TO THE QUEEN OF ELVES! SHE MUST HAVE FELT THE DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, LIKE MILLIONS SCREAMING IN TERROR, THEN SILENCE!
>>3785158YES, IT DOES MAKE ME WONDER.
>>3785158Ask Satan for workable wings, and maybe a magic gem for your eye that shoots beams of death or something
>>3785158Hey SATAN, now that you are a full blown god, can you get your ex-arm to stop EATING that town?
>>3785172Pretty sure it's a plaything of Xom now.
Ask Satan for new super awesome dwarfy powers.
>>3785119I've always wondered.Boys are drawn with black lines.Girls are drawn with pink lines.Gods are drawn with blue lines.What about female gods?
>>3785164Queen Arialla felt nothing. She's a sorceress, not a cleric. She's busy having happy thoughts right now.
>>3785183I don't get it...
>>3785181Also Blue, you don't honestly think the God of the Fae could really count as a man, do you?
>>3785194she's thinking NSFW thoughts.
>>3785181Silly.All women are goddesses~
>>3785211in b4 -4str spam
Send Xom a thankyou note for the rocks.
>>3785181Purple.>>3785177"Yeah, sorry dude, that's well into Xom country now. I really can't do much about it.">>3785171"Sure, one magic gemstone coming up."He grants you the Stone of Ionus. This gemstone disintegrates stone on contact.
>>3785177Well SATAN and Xom are BFF! He could talk to Xom, ask him to stop it. Hell, we're a devote follower, maybe that'll be enough?
>>3785231Badass.NEXT QUEST: Go deal with the hand yourself, in order to have Aldwin not get mad at you and throw you with rigged cards.
>>3785231Stick that into our eyesocket quick, now when we smash our face against walls, we will see who the winner really is!
>>3785253seconded. we must test out our new gemstone eye with more questing.
Now that he is useless...drink SATAN.
Updates. As well as Pause Screen Inventory.PAUSE SCREENBEARDBEARD BEERDED, Dorfen BerserkerCurrent Quest(s): Stop Satan ArmALCOHOLISM: drunkGOLD: 34STATUS: UninjuredMUTATIONS:Vestigial WingsNo Left EyeWebbed HandsFour BreathPoison ImmunityScales +2Faster +3Stronger +1INVENTORY:Iron AxePick Axe+8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit1 TorchOverworld MapHydra ArmorStone of IonusWooden LegParty:Garelf Swiftrip, Faerie Fighter
>>3785231Do we also get to keep our awesome new axe?
>>3785293>BEARDBEARD BEERDED, Dorfen BerserkerShould be>BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
>>3785301Obviously. If anyone wants to have it, we'll give them only one answer:"Come and take it."
>>3785270Satan is not composed of delicious alcohol, drink the temple with your new gem instead.
>>3785293Brag to Garrelf about killing Glittergold
>>3785317In order to both test out Stone of Ionus and begin questing sooner, make a bee-line out of temple, smashing all walls that are arrogant enough to stand in our way.
>>3785333THAT'LL be interesting."SO yeah, Garelf. I just killed your god. Its cool though, because I gave his power to SATAN!"
>>3785359FOR ANOTHER TIME, ANOTHER WEEK.Now for Happy Fun Time After Quest Doodling.
>>3785359BECOME ALDWIN'S FRIEND AGAININSTEAD BECOME GARRELF'S ENEMY
>>3785371>After Quest Doodling./r/ what Aldwin and Lily and Cultist have been doing! Draw this!
>>3785060Fuck, nobody noticed it? Glittergold was UBOA!
>>3785374>>3785359Why exactly would Garrelf hate us for that? He's a badass Shadow Fae guy, wouldn't he be happy his God is now equally badass?
>>3785387ESPECIALLY IF IT'S SEX!>>3785394His queen and love might be angry, and through that, so would Garrelf.
>>3785387The usual training routine... but Aldwin feels the need to be extra fancy, with his extra spectator.
>>3785399LIKE HE LOVES HER.Its all just for the sweet sex and kinghood.
>>3785394>>3785399>>3785399Truthfully though... Whats he going to do about it?We just killed his GOD! NO ONE (Except maybe Xom and Dorf God(possibly SATAN)) can do SHIT to us!
>>3785389Its strange how no one seems to pick up on the Yume Nikki references. I am dropping them like flies.
>>3785389Pff.That was obvious. Didn't really need pointing out, did it? It seems STRANGELY APPROPRIATE, really. Him being the Fae god.
To be honest, I doubt Garrelf is very devout to Glittergold, seeing as he helped us raid and kill a priest of Glittergold after he became a Shadra-kai
the original goal was for beardbeard to make a name for himself...i don't think there is much you can do much after you KILL GOD to make a name for yourself.
Meanwhile, lets see what Furious George is up to...
>>3785457Fair point. Hopefully Arialla shares this view. Otherwise Beardbeard might lose some friends and make the entire land of elves his enemy.
>>3785464Now that we've got our confidence bad, I think we're just going to go back tot he old "Kill shit, take its stuff, sell stuff, get drunk" formula.
>>3785468FUCK YES HES THE BEST SKELETON MONKEY EVER!When DorfQuest ends (as it must soon, for you can't top some of the current AWESOMENESS) Are we goign to finally get SKELETON-MONKEY-QUEST?
We could.. um.. see about becoming a god ourselves?Where is the dorf god? Lets talk business.
>>3785490Think about that for a minute. No matter how dorfy Beardbeard might be, he is in noway near a dorf GOD. A dorf God would probably have a beard made of AXES ALE PRIDE AND OTHER BEARDS.
Unused masks of Glittergold.Not to scale.
>>3785527So...Red = XomTom = FateRuby = Glittergold / SatanIT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
>>3785535Does this make Beardbeard what? Ace?
>>3785490But dorf god's a cool guy. Why would we want to kill him?We just made faeries badass by association by killing their faggy god and replacing him with Satan. They should be thanking us.
Oh no, I actually drew something in pencil! Please excuse the lines, I haven't had a sketchbook in ages.
>>3785540Well...He does fuck shit up. And he is a horrible amalgamation of mutations and corruption.Aldwin = Jay?
STUFF the stone in your eye socket!
>>3785554THEN YOU CAN BE LIKE KANO!
>>3785535Fine! You people win! I'll go read Ruby Quest already!
>>3785551The designs of their clothing seems familiar somehow.
>>3785577I'm sorry. I'm... so sorry. But you're going to lose your life.
>>3785588Oh god I lol'd
Say Gnome, ole' chap, what part o' the world you from? If you're PST like me, you've gotta be getting pretty dead tired.
>>3785580Probably because they are extremely generic styles.
>>3785612But who gets to be Doctor Dick- I mean... Dr. Filbert?
>>3785588>>3785612I find these far more amusing that I probably should. Well done!
>>3785605Central time. Its 5:40 AM for me right now. I'm not tired now, but I will be sometime soon.
>>3785622Beardbeard back when he still had Satan's arm. Not so much anymore.
Lily fits for Dr. Filbert more than any of you realize.
Gnome, I'm willing to bet that you're just Weaver in disguise.
>>3785678There was a nigh-weaverjack in the earlier thread.
>>3785683Was there? I think I may have missed it. Which thread?
>>3785678I wish. If I did, I'd have his blood brushes.
>>3785700He deleted his post pretty quick
>>3785700The first non-side quest tonight. He deleted his post, so as not to stop Dorf Quest from happening entirely.
>>3785700Someone had made a "PUNCH EVERYTHING" command to gnome, and Weaver interjected with Ruby punching Ace in the middle of the mushroom forest. Deleted it pretty quick.
>>3785719What an epic bastard.Did someone get the post? Or at least the picture?
HOKEI. SO THIS DWARF, SEE, HE HAS A BEARD.
>>3785731Woooaaah! That's WACKY!
>>3785729Probably not. Doubt anyone thought he'd delete it that fast.
>>3785731BUT THEN HE DROWNEDED BECAUSE A SNAKE WNET AND BIT HIM.
SO HE DECIDERED TO KILL A HYDRA WITH A DOOR AND CAME BACK TO LIFE.
AND THEN THE DWARF YELLED AT THIS ELF, AND THE ELF JOINED HIS PARTY
AND THEN THEY YELLED'D AT SATAN UNTIL THE ELF DIED.
AND THEN HE KINDA RAN AROUND WITH A DEAD GUY FOR A BIT
NAD TJEN THE DEAD GUY MARRIED A LITTLE GIRL AND BECAME A KING AND THE DORF KILLED A GOD AND WAIT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.
>>3785754Also, fukking saved.
OKAY SO THEN THEY FIGHT TO THE DEATH BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LOGCIAL
>>3785820HOW CAN DEAD GUY FIGHT TO THE DEATH! I DON"T EVEN
AND LOLI WAIFU HAS 300 BABIES, SO MANY BABIES
>>3785831are they fast as...Kenyans?
AND THIS OTHRE LADEY CAN HAVE A BABY TOO I GUESS
AND THEN ALL THESE REFERENCES AND ORIJINAL MONSTRES DO NOT STEEL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
AND THEN CUBE CHAN ATE THE EARTH THE END
oh wow, 309 posts. I think that is my longest Dorf Quest yet.G'night, /tg/. See you next week.
>>3785912Th-th-th-th-that's all b-bitches.