PUNCH SOEMTHING

Beardbeard... is angry.

Garrelf went from his nobody sidekick to the Elven King and a badass warrior in 3 sessions.

Beardbeard has gone from a zombie to a mutant abomination.

One of these things is not like the other, and Beardbeard is not too happy with this.

Weren't we going to make a new kickass leg outta that living wood we just acquired?

Go on a quest to make vestigial wings into working wings.

>>3781819
Begin quest to ACHIEVE FULL DEMONIC DORF POWER!

>>3781836
Wooden leg already acquired!

Go on a quest to verify the fact that you are the most awesome thing around.

>>3781854
Its the only way to SHOW THEM ALL!

If Garelf is king of the faggoty elves, we should become king of the awesome Dorfs.

Quest to become king of the Dorfs.

>>3781858
We're in a tavern, right? Ask around to see if there is anything to kill to prove our awesome.

Alternatively track down Satan and kill him. For fun.

>>3781846
>>3781854
>>3781858
These all sound pretty related!

QUEST OBTAINED!

>>3781872
Kill him? That's weak. To really assert how awesome we are, we have to make him our bitch.

>>3781886
Ok. Make Satan our bitch to get us cool new wings.

But Xom is BFF with Satan... ah fuck Xom.

>>3781892
Xom can have him on alternate weekends and holidays.

>>3781881
Track down and tear the wings off an elder demon then sew those on right next to the vestigial ones. Four wings are better than two.

>>3781858
This, by doing this:
>>3781846

>>3781872
>>3781886
You have no idea how to improve your wings, or even where to start!

QUEST SWITCHED.

Wasn't the Hydra Armor sold for liquor?

>>3781906
The HYDRA HELM was sold to reincarnate Garrelf into a Faerie. The HYDRA ARMOR is still being worn, but I am a lazy drawfag, as shown by reused reaction images. The money for today's liquor was provided by Aldwin.

>>3781902
DO BOTH. MAKE SATAN/SOME GOD OUR BITCH AND GIVE US WINGS.

FUCK YEAH MUTITASKING.

We should skin something manly with our webbed-bear hands and wear it as new armor.

>>3781902
>>3781917
>Anonymous 02/21/09(Sat)23:20 No.3781917
Forgot your name there?

>>3781935
Investigate corpse.

>>3781935
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES.

Harkening back to the anger management classes of yore, Beardbeard sets up a list of lesser goals needed to make SATAN his bitch.

>>3781929
This is what happens when I try to post in other threads because you're all too slow.

SCREW THIS LET'S DRINK

>>3781935
Oh god not this shit again.

>>3781935
Wat.

>>3781970
DIG TO HELL TO MEET SATAN. YOU ARE DORF. DIG.

>>3781970
Still forgot your name.

Anyways, ask Garelf how best to contact SATAN.

>>3781970
This seems like a bad idea...

Find nearest Temple. Inquire as to how to invoke their God. INVOKE AND BITCHIFY.

>>3781991
Well you seemed like a bad idea but that didn't stop me impregnating your mother.

Lets start fucking with the elves again. We already destroyed one of their temples, what else that is sacred and holy to the elves that we can destroy?

>>3782014
We bitchify their god. Fuck yeah.

>>3782014
Ask an elfl-priest about his dark god (elf-satan).
Sacrifice elf-priest to elf-satan
???
PROFIT

I love you Weaver.

>>3782023
I think being the god of elves already qualifies you as a bitch, but im sure we can bitchify him/her even more.

Would be better if made the elven god more dorfy.

>>3781994
>>3782014
>>3782023
This seems a sensible plan. You head to the temple of Xom, and ask the local priest, being careful to leave Garrelf outside. What do you ask him, exactly?

>>3781989
I blame 4chan.

Okay we have to decide what to do. Do we either go for Satan or elf god?

>>3782048
Ask him how we can summon Glitergold, and also if he knows anything about bitchifying gods.

>>3782048
How can we meet and engage in combat with an Elven god on a level playing field that we have a chance of winning in? Or can we challenge them to a drinking contest like we usually do?

Quest for a powerful (preferably dorfen) ARTIFACT.

>>3782048
Ask him what is the most sacred/holy site of the elves, and how one would go about defiling it.

I'm sure Garrelf doesn't really enjoy being king of the Elves. I mean, he was once half-dorf himself, even if that really just gave him a taste for vengeance.

>>3782060
>>3782062
The Priest mentions a demiplane where the gods meet each other. They go there because God Powers don't work there - its an equal playing field, so they can't go kill each other. That would be your best bet for meeting up with a god, but only the gods know how to get there. However, mortals have been there before via invite...

>>3782120
Let's ask Satan to help us bitchify Glitergold.

>>3782120
Okay.
1. Pray to Xom and ask for invite.
If that doesn't work....
2. Try to summon Satan (We can pay him now that Garelf is king) to give us an invite.

I don't think BEARDBEARD is high enough level to survive an attempt to bitchify a god.

>>3782101
Oh, Garrelf. Now that he's taken, we may never have crazy pitch-black sex.

>>3782147
Why would we need to pay him? He's Satan. He should find the idea of a dorf turning a god into his bitch and dragging them around through the mud so amusing he'll help us for the fun of it.

>>3782157
He is on the demiplane.

>>3782160
We owe Satan money, remember? He said he'd kick our asses if we didn't pay by the end of the month.

>>3782180
Wasn't that Garelf who owed him money?

>>3782195
Yeah well he IS Satan. He might kick our ass just because he;s our friend. Plus then we'd have to go to all the trouble of trying to resurrect him...

>>3782120

Alternatively, form a cult and apply for an invitation on the grounds that you're a bonafide religious movement.

Additionally, use Garrelf's sovereignty to make your new religion the official religion of the elves, thus giving you some semblance of legitimacy.

>>3782147
Xom ignores your prayers!

>>3782144
The problem with this is contacting Satan.

>>3782157
Beardbeard likes aiming high.

Shit. Satan planned this all along. He wanted Garelf to be elf king to make us feel bas so we'd kill an elf god... because Satan wanted an elf god dead.

JUST AS PLANNED.

>>3782245
What. We have a contract with him. Fucker better come to us when we call out for him. Shout louder.

Alternatively ask priest if there's anyway to get to hell fast. And be alive.

>>3782245
I say we forget trying to make a god our bitch and get a artifact weapon. By weapon I mean axe of course

>>3782245
That's it. Forget this shitty plane of the gods. We're going to the fuckin' plane of elemental teeth!

I still say we should use our sway over Garrelf to turn the elven race into dwarf-worshiping cultists.

Beardbeard just needs some good old killing things and taking their stuff

>>3782260
You pray to Satan!

>>3782245
quest for a way to traverse the planes. without a way to get there, we can't beat them up there.

Why not do something productive like turn our skin to adamantium?

>>3782340
Tell him about our need to go to the plane to kill an elf god. Remind him of our deal. If he demands payment ask Garelf to sort it out with his new found kinghood.

Garelf is an elven king. Have him make it mandatory for all elves to follow Xom. After converting an entire CIVILIZATION into worshipers of Xom, he should be more than happy to invite us to the demiplain.

>>3782340
Pray for a larger dick.

>>3782340
Tell Satan of our quest to make an Elf God into our bitch.

>>3782358
Any larger and Beardbeard will have to date orc women!

>>3782353
>>3782359
>Hey Satan, I want to make the Elf god, Glittergold, into my bitch.

>>3782391
Because we hired him! Plus we'll make half of Garelf's civilisation worship him. Other half will worship Xom.

>>3782391

Because, thats mindfuck for an entire race thats what!

>>3782391
If you help me he'll be your bitch as well.

>>3782405
Jesus christ you guys, that was Garelf and they never finalized it. Satan was never hired.

>>3782391
Because he should be all about subverting other gods! Or does he like being mocked by a pansy elf god?

>>3782391
"Satan, what happened to you man? You used to be a badass rebel. The Satan I grew up hearing horror stories about would leap at a chance to throw the world into chaos."

Artifact Weapon would be a good idea.

Picture quite related.

>>3782405
I don't need worshipers, I'm a god. Also, that contract was void, as the first payment was not delivered within 3 hours of signing the contract. Garrelf needs to read the fine print.

>>3782416
I care about mindfuckery because...?

>>3782419
...That is somewhat tempting.

>>3782437
Yeah, the gods got sick of that and decided to decimate the armies of Hell in one fell swoop. I've been on pretty hard times lately. Xom and me are still buddies, but... Xom's Xom, yanno?

Alright, whattaya need? If my tracks are appropriately covered, I might give you a hand.

>>3782504
>I'm a god

Should be "I'm not a god."

>>3782504
A lift to the demiplane! An enchanted weapon if he can spare it, but I'd be betting he'd want some manner of payment for that.

Also explain that our current form is more of less Xom's doing via beer, so yeah, we know Xom's Xom.

>>3782504

All we need is a discreet portal into the plane where the god's have no powers, our DORFAN STRENGTH will be enough to make a gay elf god with no powers into our whipping boy. We don't need to let anyone know that you gave us that portal.

>>3782504
We need to get to the realm. And an epic axe. Also how about instead of worshipers we give you SACRIFICES? Every virgin in Garelf's kingdom will be sacrificed to you. Funny shit, right? Come on.

>>3782512
Wanna be? Worshipers are the first step!

>>3782512
OH..

Er..

In that case.. it is still possible for you to become one should you collect enough followers.. yes?

>>3782586
I'm not sure it quite works that way...

Ask Satan what was up with his arm.

Tell him that word SOMEHOW got out that the destruction was XOM'S doing and that apparently nobody thought Satan was a bad enough dude to fuck ANYONE'S shit up.

>>3782610
Even so, why wouldn't he want followers? They'll praise his name and give him free shit, and since he's not a god, he doesn't have to rely on them for his powers.

>>3782610
Depends on the setting.

In some, even a single worshiper confers divine power. Just.. not enough to do anything. Get more? Your power grows. Eventually you vault into godhood.

>>3782525
>>3782530
>>3782531
>>3782533
>>3782586
...Tell you what. I'll give you the Axe of the Pit, the second greatest weapon in my possession. I'll get you to the Chamber of Neutrality, where the gods meet.

IN EXCHANGE

Should you defeat Glittergold, and make him your servant, then you will be my servant. If you kill Glittergold, I demand his Godhood. Understood?

>>3782652
Accepted.

MEANWHILE, IN THE WINDMILL BASE...

>>3782652

Is he asking us to enslave him or kill him?

>>3782652
Deal.

NO FUCKING MERCY.

>>3782652
seems slightly unfair, if we make him our servant, HE becomes your servant, not us

dwarf ain't nobody's bitch, lets make the god our bitch then kill em

>>3782652
We want some sort of proof that we'll be completely safe AFTER kicking Glittergold's ass.

Tell him that us not trusting him isn't our fault. We're not the people that gave him the name "Prince of Lies"

Then submit an inquiry as to why we're not allowed to use the FINEST weapon in his inventory.

>>3782652
We go around being dicks to everyone and killing shit left and right, we'd might as well be his servant already. Let's do this.

COME ON THEN
WE'VE GOT A DEITY TO DEFOREST

>>3782662
If you can gain his godhood by killing him, why give it to Satan? Keep it for yourself and stab Satan in the bad. Irony!

>>3782621
That WAS Xom's doing. He fucked with the arm's regeneration.

>>3782629
>>3782635
A good idea, but the Gods here each possess a fragment of reality - their Godhood. Each fragment grants control over a different aspect of reality. The Gods grant their clerics access to their Godhood fragments, which is how divine magic is accomplished.

Incidentally, arcane magic involves manipulating the weave of reality rather than the fragments of reality. Its all very complicated.

>>3782674
>Then submit an inquiry as to why we're not allowed to use the FINEST weapon in his inventory.
Isn't it obvious? So he can use it on Beardbeard is he decides to betray him. Also it's probably not an axe.

>>3782674
>>3782683

Beardbeard wouldn't think things out too much, BUT we can agree to give him Glittergold's godhood if we kill him. Once we are there with the Axe lets kill another god for ourselves.

>>3782687
BLARG DWARFS DON'T NEED MAGIC! JUST GIMME THE AXE

"So uh....do we sign a contract in blood or something?"

>>3782687
1. agree
2. kill glittergold
3. take godhood
4. fuck up satan's shit
5. ???
6. profit!

>>3782687

Agree to his terms , kill Glittergold, take his godhood for yourself and then lay the smack down if Satan gets uppity for the betrayal.

>>3782674
"My finest weapon is a bow. I'm pretty sure you don't want it."

>>3782685
He laughs at you. "You can't, Glittergold has the Godhood of Fae. The Godhood can only be used by someone with an affinity for the Godhood - your buddy Garrelf could take it, but not you. I am quite sure you have nothing remotely akin to the Fae running through your blood."

"Now, one Axe of the Pit, coming up!"

>>3782753
THEN THE COURSE IS CLEAR!

KILL A DORF GOD AND TAKE HIS GODHOOD!

>>3782753
Wait. We ate the weird white things. Does that count? Ask Satan. I dunno if we could kill a Dorf god.

>>3782764
No way man, a Dorf god must be so awesome to begin with that even without powers he could tear a mountain in half with his bare hands.

We all know Beardbeard's a Xom-worshipper at heart.

Since we can't get goodhood out of Glittergold..

Let's sacrifice Satan's Axe to Xom and have a good laugh.

>>3782767
did we assimilate them into our being though?

>>3782753
Again, ask Satan WHY he won't just turn around and gib us after giving the lord of lies the power of an entire diety.

I mean, we're ok with him dominating the world and all. As long as he ignores the dwarves (like someone could kill them anyway) and lets US do a lot of the dominating.

I think we are asking FAR too many questions, we have a big axe and a way to kill the Fae God, do we really need to think about the details and the ramifications?

>>3782730
"A verbal contract through prayer is recorded on the weave of divinity. Our agreement is your signature, imprinted on Fate itself."

>>3782804
"My undying gratitude? I'm no deal-breaker, I'm LE to the core. Besides, if you never defeat a god, our deal will never come into effect."

+8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit acquired!

>>3782826
Since we're dealing with Satan, yes, yes we do.

Ask Satan one final question.

Those Fae in the temple. Was that Divine magic?

Because if it was, I think we just got all the RAGE we'd need.

"One portal to the Chamber of Neutrality, coming right up."

By the by, its worth mentioning now Garrelf is still outside the temple, and knows about none of this.

Isn't the Cultist of Xom still around?

Go see her for advice about God-trouncing.

I still think we should sacrifice that Axe to Xom. What's the worst that could happen?

>>3782868
>>3782869

Cultist is with Aldwin.
Let's see if Garrelf wants some the action, then go kill the god so havoc can reign across the land, then we can sacrifice the axe.

>>3782868
He doesn't need to know. As King of the Elves, he'd probably be obligated to stop us.

>>3782869
>sacrifice that Axe to Xom.
> worst that could happen?
>Xom

Also, Xom traditionally doesn't accept sacrifices...because you've already given him one, yourself.

>>3782869
We're not sacrificing what may be the most powerful axe ever. That does not fucking make sense.

>>3782883
But we could use him. AND give him the bow.

>>3782898
He's better with swords.

>>3782869
Let's at least kill Glitergold first, so we can become Beardbeard Godkiller.

>>3782891
>>Xom
>>Sense
Would you like to rephrase that?

Come to think of it, isn't Beardbeard still only level 2? Or has the 'level' system been thrown out?

>>3782898
We don't want him to have glory remember? that is why we are doing this in the first place!

We lost the level system at like, the third thread. But BeardBeard has max toughness dots and near max strength

Let's frame Garrelf guilty for killing elf god! He will live in eternal shame and lose his love!

>>3782911
>>3782962

In the interest of being a Godkiller, you decide to let Garrelf sit this one out. He's already a king, the fuck does he need more prestige for. In you go!

...On the other side, you find only two Gods. The one-eyed one greets you. "Hello Beardbeard. So glad you could make it, and right on schedule. Would you like some ale? Please, make yourself comfortable."

>>3782953
>>3782966
This is correct. The level system is long gone.

Also, 5 is only the mortal maximum number of dots.

>>3782953
Level system is out.

>>3782971
see
>>3782962

>>3782984
>Ale

Ask Xom if it's ok for him to drink Ale.

(because the reaction would be hilarious)

>>3782984
Kill Red.

>>3782984

Drink ale for justice!

>>3783004
That's right! No glory, but the exact opposite!

>>3782984
Sup, Cjopaze?

>>3782984
Sup Hextor

>>3782984
ask old one-eye there who he is.

>>3782984
Ask One Eyed Willie about his fabled treasure.

Ale..for the love of all that is dwarfy you are being offered free god ale DRINK IT

>>3782984
Let's see.. can only absorb the godhood of a god whose domain we have affinity with, right?

Epic battle with chaos incarnate, anyone?

>>3783060
but what if it's the alarmingly specific god of poisonous alcohol?

>>3782984
SMITE THE 1 EYED ONE!
MOLD THE CORPSE INTO THE SHAPE OF WHAT A CHILD OF XOM AND SATAN WOULD LOOK LIKE!

>>3782984
thank Xom politely for all the gifts you've given him. A slight nod of the hat for all his services, you know.

Sup Grummush?

>>3783012
Xom laughs. "Don't ask questions, or I'll have to eat you."
>>3783053
"I am Fate! I knew you would ask that. Also, Glittergold will be here in 3 hours, so feel free to make yourself comfortable. Nemelex will be stopping by for a bit, too. He wants to talk to you about that Aldwin fellow."

>>3783060
>>3783077
"Haha, the priest of Xom mislead you. Its not that no one may use their powers while in this room - no one may be harmed. You will leave in exactly the same manner you came in. Now here, some ale. Make yourself comfortable."

>>3783114
>You will leave in exactly the same manner you came in
Fuck

That means we have to inflict horrible psychological trauma on Glitergold. I don't think this is Beardbeard's area of expertise.

>>3783114
>Priest of Xom

PLOT TWIST EXTREME CLOSEUP!

>>3783077
>poisonous alcohol

Please report the the department of redundancy department.

>>Cannot be Harmed Here
>>Drink

No alcohol poisoning. Exalt through epic amounts of drinking.

>>3783114
Wait for Nemelex. Talk the FUCK outta him. Wait for Glittergold. Beat the FUCK outta him

Ask Xom how we might bitchify Glitergold.

>>3783114
challenge fate to a game of dice. (when he rolls a six, roll a seven, cohen the barbarian style)

>>3783114
Use some conveniently soon-to-be acquired magic and stuff to trap Glittergold and drag him to our realm, THEN beat the shit out of him.

>>3783151
but we can't ask him anymore questions. He'll eat us.

Amuse Xom.

>>3783151
Xom hate questions.

Ask him if he wants to play 20 questions while we wait for Glittergold :D

>>3783114
DRINK TILL GODS WEEP!

steal xom's cane.

>>3783195
you are insane my good man.

>>3783186
Walk up to Xom and tell him that we're playing 20 questions and HE'S the person that needs to ask questions.

The thing we're thinking of is "Xom"

Where the hell did all these pussy elf ideas come from?

Questions? FUCK QUESTIONS, dwarves don't ask questions, they axe them.

Ale...we must DRINK IT...and when Glittergold comes, we'll BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM...now there's a plan

>>3783207
Suddenly we become Xom.

>>3783169
PUT SHOE ON HEAD, then DANCE LIKE A RETARD, then HEADBUTT OWN KNEE, and dedicate the ritual to Xom as a thank you for everything he's done to us.

Ask FATE how we will bitchify Glitergold.

He's Fate so he'll know.

>>3783139
You drink passionately and fully! Fate smiles, and politely declines to join. Xom seems to be busy reading - he's so intent, you feel like you could sneak up on him and slit his cheek open or something.

>>3783226
"It would be so much less EXCITING if I told you how things turned out!"

>>3783140
>Wait for Nemelex
Nemelex arrives! He seems either bored or angry, its hard to tell with that many glares.

Goddamnit. Stop with the fanboyish 'suck up to Xom' crap. You're a DORF. You're above such base flattering. You're acting like a teenage girl meeting her flavor-of-the-month pop culture idol.

Point to fate's eye and tell him "I bet you didnt see THAT coming"

ha ha, triple entendre.

>>3783246
BBU

>>3783246
Ignore Nemelex. Drink beer.

>>3783246
"You wanted to talk to me about that human?"

Dude, what you did to Aldwin was harsh. Moreso than I think you realize. If he decides to come after you, I am RIGGING HIS DECK. Your crime won't go unpunished.

...Just thought you should know.

>>3783318
What the fuck did we do to him?

>>3783318
Aldwin is happy with the Cultist and Lily. He will forgive and forget, instead settling in with a loving family. Hopefully.

>>3783318
...what did we do to him again? Send him home with Cultist?

Wait, what exactly did we do to Aldwin again?

>>3783318
WHAT, WE WERE PERFECTLY CORDIAL....for a one eyed monster dwarf.

>>3783246
Dammit, I've missed THIS MUCH of a Dorf Quest thread? I was the primary poster last time!

Hit Fate with an axe, just to test theory. He's Fate, if he was lying he can walk it off. Its not like we're taking he OTHER eye.

For that matter, he should be Beardbeard's friend. They're both missing an eye.

>>3783318
REMEMBER MORTAL CHRONOLOGY.

Deforest Nemelex

>>3783318
sip ale casually. Ask him what the fuck he's talking about.

>>3783318
ask nemelex if he can get you a bigger dick

>>3783324
>>3783330
>>3783332
>>3783335
ITS A MISTERY.

>>3783342
Fate giggles. Nemelex leaves.

>>3783344
Doesn't a future portent imply a railroad?

>>3783381
Demand Fate tell us what's so funny.

Also god I hate the "it is a mistery" shit that's not funny man

>>3783381

Beardbeard is obviously becoming fed up with fate, lets beat him up and steal his shard of reality

>>3783381
CURSE YOU NEMELEX!

>>3783381
Teabag/dufflebag Xom for ignoring you.

Find herbivorous bunny girl.
Tell her to hook Xom

>>3783400
Do you REALLY want to see scribbled dorf balls?

>>3783381
Wow, fate giggled...what a queer.

If we are just sitting around waiting, I suggest we LOOT EVERYTHING

>>3783381
Ask Fate if he KNOWS what's going to happen to every single temple he owns if he does not answer your next question.

Then ask what he did to Aldwin.

>>3783422
WE AIN'T FIGHTAN, SO WE'Z EDDA LOOTAN OR MUKKIN ABOUT. AN WE'Z DON MUK ABOUT

So... why didn't Satan know about this whole "not being able to kill the Gods" part of this place?

>>3783443
Either he never knew about the exact nature of the plane because he had never been there...
Or there is something more to this place...

>>3783443
Because he's not a God?

Beardbeard's initial goal was to become rich, right?

How much do you think one of the most powerful axes in the known world would sell for?

>>3783391
Seriously, Beardbeard has no fucking clue what he mighta done to the kid. Nothing seems to stand out in his mind that could have been bad for Aldwin.

>>3783396
Fate smiles, and explains how this all works. "If you want to take a God's divinity, you need to challenge them to a Duel of Divinity. They get to choose where this will take place, but once challenged they must accept. As you are now... I do not suggest challenging me for the Divinity of Fate. It will end... poorly."

>>3783423
"Yes, I know what will happen to my churches. And so do my priests. They will be ready for you. But to answer your question, you've done nothing to ALDWIN. However, your previous actions will cause him to be quite furious with you in a couple weeks."

>>3783443
Fate smiles. "Satan seems to think you can win a Duel of Divinity against Glittergold. The Gods are above my vision - even I don't know the results of the duel. I wish you luck - Satan would make a nice God of the Fey. Very malicious."

>>3783511
Theorize that, if for some reason both Beardbeard and Aldwin are somehow connected via a strange oligarchy of the same people, Aldwin could never get angry at Beardbeard.

Ask Fate to explain how he could.

>>3783511
oh fuck what did we do to Cultist?

>>3783511

At least Satan knows who to root for.

Also auto-saging

>>3783511
Ask about any other gods that we might be able to deforest at some later point and take the power of

>>3783539
....I think I know what it is
Xom's Other Temple.
In the middle of Aldwin's hometown

>>3783551
Maybe we should have done something about that?

>>3783551
HAHA OOPS.

>>3783551
I
uh.
hm.

Yeah, we're probably going to want to do something about that.

>>3783551
It's a testament to Xom, Cultist's god.

That can't be it.

>>3783579
Yeah, but at the same time, it's kind of devouring his home town.

>>3783511
Oh shit

Aldwin's pissed because SATAN'S ARM killed the habberdasher

>>3783573
Nope, its all ale under the bridge now! Onto the next quest!

Glittergold arrives.

"Oh my, oh my, so sorry to keep you waiting, so sorry. You must be Beardbeard, correct? Its a pleasure to meet you, my followers are so displeased with what you did to the temple in Aordor. So displeased. But we can move past that, of course. Of course we can. Of course."

His smile menaces with spikes of anger.

>>3783579
Who said anything happened to Cultist?

>>3783600
Tell him to quit it with the shit-eating grin, we all know we're here to kill him.

Ask him where and when he wants to die.

>>3783600
Punch him in the soul

>>3783600

Challenge to a Duel of Divine DRINKING

>>3783600
yeah, we need to fuck his shit up something fierce. Is Xom still reading his book? Becuase if he is, then grab Xom's cane and prepare to use it in EPIC BATTLE.

>>3783600
He seems tricky. Certainly up to something.

Do something he can't possible expect you to do. That is to say, do WHATEVER YOU'D NEVER DO IN THIS SITUATION NO MATTER WHAT. This will throw him off guard and mess with his plans real well.

>>3783634
>>3783634
>>3783634
>>3783634
>>3783634
>>3783634
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>>3783600
Tell him he might wanna contain the all-devouring SATAN'S ARM that's seeping out of his temple?

>>3783600
Tell him if his followers were worth the alcohol they've drank in their lifetime, they would have put up a better fight.

>>3783636
Dual-wield cane/axe?

>>3783600
shit
glittergold is maskseller guy

>>3783653
Combine them together to make THE CHOPPY CANE AXE OF XOM

>>3783600
Yell chaos, swing kinda at glittergold but hit fate instead because CHAOS!

>>3783701
FUCK YEAH

>>3783701
If you strap it to the bottom it would basically be a polearm.

lol dorf with a polearm...

>>3783701
MORE LIKE THE CUTTINGY CANE-AXE.
Cane axe?
CHAIN axe?
...
FUND IT

>>3783722

New thread.

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