Take the tyrannosaur's teeth.

Wear its head as a disguise!

Carve a hole in the body. Use it for food and warmth.

Drill out tyrannosaur brain.
Use as giant meat puppet.
Rampage.

TAKE DINOSAURS ARMS
REPLACE WITH OWN

>>3780635
Teeth added to inventory!

>>3780651

Scibeard drills his way into the back of the Tyrannosaur's skull, and connects his neural network to the creature's spine. Meatpuppet acquired!

Dig into the body with the drill, creating a cave of dinosaur cadaver for warmth and to hide from your enemies.

>>3780734
Turn its teeth into a chain weapon. Bonus points if you do that while keeping the teeth in its mouth in the finished weapon.

>>3780734
Go fight the other tyrannosaurs with your Rex-Mech, burst through walls for dramatic effect.

>>3780734
use Biological Reformating Module to give meatpuppet drillarms. And make it red. With KAMINA GLASSES

>>3780767
You'll need to find a Nanomachine Bay to use the Biological Reformatting Module!

>>3780755
Onward!

EAT DOOR

>>3780787
ATTACH DOOR TO DINO-ARM. USE AS SHEILD.

>>3780755
TAKE THAT, GIANT DOOR. Your toothless dinosaur lets out a roar.

>>3780804
Re-attach teeth.

>>3780779
Shit. That's right. First priority is to find a nanobay so we can make TYRANNO LAGANN! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

>>3780800
Bah, dino arm is too puny for that.

Can we reattach the teeth? A toothless rampage just isn't the same.

>>3780827
We can find a nano bay and replace them with chainsaws!

>>3780812
>>3780827
Scibeard mutters something about stupid decisions being stupidly stupid. Wasted all that time pulling em out, now he has to put em back... Stupid stupids.

>>3780840
The green, suit wearing, man in the corner says sorry.

>>3780734
>Meatpuppet acquired!

CHOOO CHOOO ALL ABOARD THE RAILROAD

>>3780840
While we've been wasting time here, the other tyrannosaurs have almost certainly caught our scent. Be ready for an attack.

You are once more in the Evolutionary Simulation Chamber, where over the course of weeks Dinosaurs had re-evolved and taken over the facility. As this is only about 10% of the entire facility, most of the dinosaurs are no longer in this area - only the largest ones that could not leave are still here.

>>3780888
Try to remember if a nanobay or an armory is closer, and head for whichever one is. Or towards wherever Garlien was, if that's more convenient. We can probably take on a tyrannosaur or two with our current equipment.

>>3780866
Its a damn fine railroad, if I do say so myself.

rolled 5 = 5

>>3780911
Increase speeds to death

>>3780903
A rough map of the facility! It is in Space, by the by.

Garlien was last seen entering the Security sector. He was attempting to use the security systems to destroy the dinosaur infestation, but its been 7 hours since he last contacted you. You fear the worst.

Weapons would be found in the Storage sector.

>>3780956
Eat the map to gain it inside your head so you don't have to open it anymore.

>>3780971
We did that last week.

Arm yourself. Go for Garlien.

>>3780996
Quick, break through a wall, any will do

>>3780996
To the storage bay! Our dinosaur meatpuppet needs guns. Big guns.

Head to security, kick ass.

>>3781007
Onward to Garlien!

...Something seems to be trying to get through the exit door!

>>3780996
Storage, then take any weapons you find there to Nanobay and UPGRADES!

TO SECURITY!!!!

RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!

>>3781062
ROUND TWO
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK!

>>3781084
Oh god that game I forget the name of

>>3781062
USE FULL VELOCITY T-REX NECK SNAPPER!
ON THE LIVING T-REX BY THE BY!

ATTACK WITH DINO-BEAM!

>>3781083
>>3781084
>>3781108

Successful strike!

...Hmm. He looks about half as dead as he should be, and about twice as big as he should be.

>>3781133
while the neck is still chomped, disconnect from old meatbot, jump onto head of TREX and DRILL HIS BRAIN.

>>3781133
Jump out and attack the head with the drillarm!
CERTAIN KILL!
GIGA!
DRIIIIIIILL!
BREEEEEAAAAAKEEEEEER!

>>3781113
It counterattacks with DINO BEAM, destroying Mecha Rex's Left Leg!

>>3781133
RAM AND BITE!

>>3781166
>>3781166
AND WHY CAN'T WE DINO-BEAM?

! GIT OFFA'AT WEE SOORUS AN' GIT YOR GON, YA WEE TOSSER! YA DOBBLE-ALF!

>>3781166
FIRE DINO-BEAM, BLAST THE FIENDS HEAD CLEAN OFF, OR IONIZE HIS INSIDES, WHICH EVER WILL HAPPEN IF YOU BLAST A DINO-BEAM INTO A NECK WOUND!

>>3781156
>>3781161
You leap from the collapsing mechasaurus!

>>3781166
Flee while it eats the dino and arm yourself at the storage bay.

>>3781196
Pierce the HEAVENS!

>>3781196

Now, connect neural link to the new Tyrano!

>>3781222

2 Tyrannosaurs remaining.

Now where to?

Arm thineself.

>>3781222
SCIBEARD IMPACT!
TAKE CONTROL OF THE NEW ONE!

>>3781237
To Food Growth! Maybe there is Ale! Ale to power your killing spree!

>>3781237
Puppetize dino. Arm self at Storage. Upgrade dino at Nano bay.

>>3781229
You'd love to, but its far too big to leave the Evolution room. You decide to leave it parked here, for if you come back.

>>3781248
You decide to make way through the storage room. The main hub still has 7 Pterodactyls, however - how do you intend to get past them? You don't see any from the main door - they're likely hiding in the rafters of the tall, tall room.

>>3781298
Pterodactyls hate loud sounds! Shout like a motherfucker and charge as fast as you can go.

>>3781298
PUT SHOE ON HEAD, then DANCE LIKE RETARD, then HEADBUTT OWN KNEECAP. Dedicate this ritual to Xom, and hope he is amused.

>>3781298
RETURN TO THE T-REXS
CUT OFF HUNKS OF FLESH
THROW THEM AS BAIT
ATTACK THE PTERA'S WHILE THEY'RE BUST EATING.

>>3781298
Run for it. Surely your internal upgrades will give you sufficient speed to make it past them before they can launch an effective assault.

Sneak around, and use your latent ninja abilities to get to the munitions.

>>3781298
GIT YOOR GON, YA ALF-LAVIN' WANKER! YOR GON! WEE BEARD'ESS TOSSER!

>>3781298
Go back and take the teeth from the Tyrannosaurs.

>>3781309
Who in Emperor's name is Xom?

>>3781307
>>3781317
MOVE AND SHOUT, MOVE AND SHOUT.

>>3781298
Go upgrade self and dino. Return and use upgrades to wreak havoc.

He died, didn't he.

>>3781351
Aha, just like last time, it seems the pterodactyls are unwilling to leave their wide, open hub. Success!

(Sorry for the delay, had to help with something)

>>3781449
Arm yourself with as many weapons as you can carry/use. Also try and locate ale. Or Space Ale. Whatever.

>>3781351
The Imperial Saint who defeated a plague of Carpanids by being lolrandumb? Thought everyone knew this.

This room looks friendly.

There are 3 unmarked doors. Which way, /tg/? Forward, Scibeard's left, or Scibeard's right?

>>3781516
Something tells me that the left door holds many secrets...

>>3781516
BLINDLY GOING FORWARD IS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE LIFE. CHAAARGE.

>>3781516
TURNING IS FOR WIMPS. FORWARD IS THE WAY TO GO

>>3781516
Left.

>>3781516
Turn Left.

>>3781528
>>3781540
>>3781544
PUSSIES. ALL OF YOU. CHARGING IS THE WAY TO LIVE. CHARGING ANSWERS ALL LIFE'S QUESTIONS.

>>3781530
CHAAAARGE!!!!

You have chosen... poorly. The FORWARD room is piled high with crates of food (not shown) and barrels of ale (displayed on back of image). There are also three Velocidappers.

>>3781571
Eat heartily, don't let those pussies block you from the ale.

>>3781571
Engage the Velocidappers in polite conversation. Talk about tea. When there guard is down, GIGA DRILL

>>3781571
Ay tolder yer ta git yor gon. May yor beard fall aff.

>>3781571
CHALLENGE THEM TO A DRINKING CONTEST.

>>3781571
POORLY? YOU SAID ALE. SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST CHOICE EVER. TELL THOSE RAPTORS THAT YOU WILL ENJOY SOME ALE WITH THEM AND DISCUSS POLITICS BY THE FIRE... AND THEN BACKSTAB THE FUCKERS.

>>3781582

Critical polite conversation failure!

>>3781571
Whip out your monocle and top hat equip them, when they get close unleash the robotic boxing glove from the hat and knock them out.

>>3781606
Close door. They have nary a thumb.

>>3781630
CHALLENGE THEM TO A DUEL IN THE MANNER OF YOUR CHOICE. CLAIM YOUR GAME IS DRINKING ALE. HAVE A DRINKING CONTEST AGAINST ALL THREE OF THEM AT ONCE.

>>3781630
FUCK THIS SHIT.
CERTAIN KILL!
GIIIIGAAAA!
DRIIIIIIILL!
MAAAAAXIMUM!

>>3781630

there is something standing between a dorf and ale. You do the only honorable thing. Kill everyone in the room besides yourself

>>3781646
>>3781646

>>3781674
BEFORE DRINKING ALE SAY THAT IF YOU WIN NOT ONLY DO THEY NOT EAT YOU AND YOU GET ALL THE ALE BUT YOU GET A TOP HAT.

While you set up the ale, the other two attack you from behind. You die for trying to have a drinking contest with a pair of carnivorous monsters in top hats.

And now the drawfag will go take a bathroom break, then return for our regularly scheduled Dorf Quest.

>>3781700
WELL SHIT. IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

>>3781700
Those raptors were no gentlemen.

>>3781713
Those treacherous bastards, they tricked us.

>>3781790

new thread.