Holy fuck. What happened to John??!!!

Shoot the fucker..in the back...

WHEN WILL THIS END

What the

>killed your one and only friend in the world.

Good riddance.

FUUUUCK WE ARE STILL IN THE WARP

Dammit SDF! Y U DO DIS?

As if Weaver didn't have me tripping enough from the last thread... o.O

;_;

Watch out for infected and try to find Isaac

Dear lord in heaven, my fucking head hurts.

>>3759703

Also, I was JUST ABOUT to go to sleep...

I think you're a little to far ahead here SDF. Joan's even wearing armor and holding a gun now.

Wait, what?!

;_; John

>>Shoot the fucker..in the back...
You shoot but Tom is unaffected by your little gun!

>>Holy fuck. What happened to John??!!!
RubyAdventure was pretty cool. I hope that Weaver guy continues it, I'm already waiting for the second thread.

>>3759736

;_;

>>3759741

w...

This is a pretty epic troll.

>>3759741

SSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!

>>3759741

shoot him! in the mouth!

>>3759741
THE EYES, THE EYES, AIM FOR THE EYES

>>3759741

Plasma grenade to the mouth!!

LOL, time-jump.

rolled 6 = 6

>>3759763
>>3759765

1-5 = eyes
6-10 = mount

>>3759741

WHAT

ohgodwhatisthisidonteven

>>shoot him! in the mouth!
It doesn't have an effect on Tom!

>>3759711
LEAVE THIS PLACE

this is too meta for me

Hug tom.

>>3759741

>>3759785

No u.

>>3759784
Call on your dark powers! IA IA CTHULHU R'LYEH FHTAGN!

STOP MESSING WITH OUR HEADS

>>3759791

That is an alarmingly prominent nipple...

Joan: Wake up, you're having a nightmare.

>>3759736
Manly tears.

>>3759809
This!

Wake up, Joan! Wake up!

Invoke Cjopaze!

HUG TOM!

>>3759809
This, or SDF got tired of being jerked around by morons who want nothing but JoanxJohn porn.

>>3759824

You're right. We demand JoanxTom porn!

>>3759820
She can't hug very well when she's missing her right arm.

>>3759784
keep fighting, we can replace that arm later

>>3759809
WAKE UP

CALL FOR JOHN

BAW

Fucking run.

>>3759798
its cold and fake-joan isn't wearing underwear

>>Hug tom.
It has no beneficial effect!

>>Wake up, you're having a nightmare.
Oh no, this is very real.

>>3759842
Cease your struggle and surrender to death.

Again I say, RUN

>>3759842
yay

>>3759842
THEN RUN
LOOK FOR WEAPONRY AS YOU GO

I'm pretty sure that someone has snagged SDF's tripcode and is pulling the most epic troll of all time on us.

>>3759842
beg for mercy, offer sex

>>3759852
And uses the same drawing style?

>>3759857
It wouldn't be that hard to copy.

>>3759852

>I'm pretty sure that SDF is pulling the most epic troll of all time on us.

Fix'd

Dear lord.

My brain just hurts.

WAKE UP JOAN.

BREAK THE HOLD ON YOUR MIND.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE. UP.

>>3759842
Cyborg-John: Run in and save Joan's ass at the last minute!

rolled 9 = 9

>>3759842
Fire lasers from your eyes.

Find delorean.

Go back to Joan 21st.

>>3759671
>48

...

haha, well played.

>>3759842

Joan:

Put down the vidya and glare at John for being a cheating bastard in this game, go back in the kitchen where Mom is serving breakfast.

INVOKE THE POWER OF YOUR SQUAT HERITAGE.

PUNCH TOM'S JAW OFF.

>>3759876

I'm not following you...

I know, let's get eaten by "Tom" and have an adventure in THEIR STOMACH!

>>RUN
You run and find a metro entrance just around the corner!

>>3759887
It started at Part 48 this time. Not 23.

Keep up.

Find some friends to mellow out with.

>>3759886
NO! THE POWER OF ROBOT FRIENDSHIP! YOUR TOTALLY NON PEDO DADY MADE HIM FOR YOU! REVEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!

>>3759895
dat ass

>>3759895
Remember what happened to Mom, Grandparents, and John

>>3759895
Turn and face the enemy like a man. Die standing, not fleeing like a coward.

>>3759895

Down we go! Also might want to get a tourniquet for our stump.

>>3759896

Oh. I figured that out as soon as I saw the thread. I thought you were implying the 48 had some special significance of which I was not aware...

REUNITE WITH JOHN AFTER 20-PART BREAK UP

TEAM UP TO KILL TOM

DRAW THE BLOOD GODS SYMBOL ON THE GROUND TO GAIN HIS POWER TO SLAY TOM

>>3759895
Go in metro!

CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN

>>3759895

1.-Find chainsaw
2.-Attach it to arm stump.
3.- ???
4.- Profit!

>>3759895

Go squat in a corner and hide.

Inect stim.

Auto heal and have arm back.

???

PROFIT!!!

>>3759916

No you idjit. Fine a MACHINE GUN, attach to arm. That way you don't have to get to close to Tom, who seems to be much better in close combat than at a distance.

Then get Anti-Tom ammo!

Invoke Squat Heritage. GROW A MELTAGUN FROM YOUR STUMP.

>>3759919
WHAT THE BLAZES IS GOING ON

Get to the safe house, use medkits, pick up sniper rifle and get ready for the next mission.

>>3759895

Go pick up lower arm, find sewing kit.

>>3759928

RAAAAAAARL!

Also, SDF is fucking with us.

>>3759671
I see CERN finely fired up the LHC. I didn't expect a time rift as bad as this.

>>3759926

I got it.
1.) Get Obliterator Virus.
2.) Go to gunstore.
3.) ????
4.) PROFIT

Lure Tom into the metro and trick him into getting run over by a train.

>>3759939
Joan'll lose too much blood before she can turn into Joanbliterator.

>>face the enemy
>>DRAW THE BLOOD GODS SYMBOL ON THE GROUND
You gain no power!

>>3759935

Other theories are:

SDF is on drugs.
SDF is going insane
SDF is playing too much Fallout 3
SDF cancels Joan's Quest: Interrupted by Rehsus Macaque

>>3759937

Wait... METAL GLEN EVENTS MADE THIS POSSIBLE OH GOD

>>3759953
Chant IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!

>>3759928

COCAINE

>>3759953

I vote for an adventure in Tom's stomach!

>>3759953

TRY NURGLE

>>3759953
Charge the enemy, assault him with all you have until all that's left is your mangled corpse.

>>3759953
Continue running. Look for terrain you can use to your advantage.

>>3759953
Tom: "LOL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *Awesomeface*"

USE YOUR HEAT VISION! INCINERATE HIM!

>>3759953
stab him through the roof of his mouth with your exposed bone on youre.

>>3759968
I don't think Tom swallows his prey whole, like that bug in Men in Black.

Yo, SDF. Is this a joke or is this the actual continuation of Joanquest? Because like, if this is really part 23, I can't say I approve.

>>3759953

Summon Slaanesh and use Lash of Submission to force Tom to go away!

V
...D
V

>>3759993

It's probably a troll. I'm just playing along because i find this quite amusing.
V
   D
V

>>3759993

Haven't you been following? Jesus. Where were you during the Mirror World story arc? Or the Grand Falls encounter?

I don't even have time to recap everything you've missed, man. Just vote for the heat vision, it's our only chance.

>>3759993

It's actually UNSENDABLE ZOMBY GOASTS

THEY WILL NOT LEAVE

brace for it

>>3760009

F-Faptau?!

FAPTAU!?

WHAT THE FUCK

>>3760013

It was an Elevator button. Well the second one was. That one was probably Faptau.

>>3760013
They're elevator buttons.

>>Continue running.
Incidentally Tom has thrown you right through the metro gates, but doesn't seem to fit in herself.

>>3760013
Sorry, elevator lights.

>>3760021
On Faptau's helmet

So, Joan is experiencing the future in which she has not been reconciled with John?

BAD END

>>3760024

Run until you find something to fix your arm with. That or an Obliterator to get the Obliterator virus from. Then look for a gunshop!

>>3760024
STOP RUNNING COWARD
TURN AND FIGHT

>>3760024

taunt Tom for awhile

>>3760028
No, that's Tom. John's the one from the other quest thing.

Also, USE THE DAMN KNEE MISSILE. WE GOT IT INSTALLED FOR A REASON, GUYS

There's probably shit we could use in the metro station but no, let's be dumb about this.

OLOL USE BLOOD TO SLICK UP JOANS COOCH AND MASTURBATE

>>3760037

YES, PERFECT. We all remember that Tom has a weak heart(from part 41). If we can get Tom angry enough... heart attack! Then we can recover our arm, too.

>>3760035
>>3760037
Would you two SHUT UP?!

Keep running! Look for things to at least delay Tom with while you do so!

save joan in the last minute, recive tons of half-hugs

>>Run
You continue running deeper into the metro, but after a while your way is blocked by a robed person.

>>3760071
Oh, CRUD. Another plan RUINED by Organization XIII!

>>3760071

MUG ROBED PERSON!!!

DO IT FAGGOT!

>>3760071
Hello?

*fend it off with bloody arm

>>3760071

TACKLE HIM.

>>3760071
ATTACK HIM, KILL HIM, DESTROY HIM
LET YOUR RAGE CONSUME YOU

STOP FUCKING WITH OUR HEADS SDF!

>>3760071
say hi

>>3760045

>USE THE DAMN KNEE MISSILE. WE GOT IT INSTALLED FOR A REASON, GUYS

She'll do a critical failure and blow off her own leg.

>>3760071
try to detoxicate

>>3760071
ETHEREAAAAAAL

Faint from blood loss?

>>3760087
>>3760090
>>3760091
>>3760094
Am I the only sane person here?

Tell this guy that there's a nutcase Sergal right behind you with the intention of ripping off your other appendages!

>>3760117
No, this is bad future without John. There is no sanity left.

"Jooaaaaaannnnnnn..."

Aww fuck

>>3760117

To you honestly think SDF will listen to the sane responces? He's railroading, we're just throwing in this shit for comic relief. We ARE the voices in her head, amirite?

>>3760129
I'm willing to bet that Tom IS John, but we're in damage control mode right now and can't think about such things!

>>3760132
!!!!!

>>3760132
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3760132

trippin balls

>>3760132

Oh fuck, what does SHE want...

>>3760132

OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WOOOOOOOOOOORLD

>>3760132
JOHN! WE'RE SORRY! NEVER AGAIN WILL WE THROW BOLOGNA ON YOUR HEAD!

>>3760132
tell john how much you missed her... faint while crying...

>>3760132

Oh Jesus fuck. John is talking. What the hell did Joan's grandparents put in her beer? Worse yet, where are we going to wake up?

Please let us still have our clothes on.

>>3760132
...Oh dear.

Stop wearing the evil cloak, John. You look like a Nobody. You don't want people to start calling you "Njohx," do you?

>>3760132
HE IS DEAD TO YOU NOW, THIS CORPSE BLOCKS YOUR PATH
ATTACK, CRUSH THIS PATHETIC CREATURE, END HIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE

"Read Book, Receive Happiness!"

>>3760132

IT'S THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!

-or-

we have to go to the Dagobah system.

>>3760132
My bet is our grandparents pulled the old "drinking horn connected to the sea" on us. We were drinking, after all.

READTHEFUCKINGBOOK

>>3760132
>>3760175
>Sir Double-Shoggoth

OH GOD WE'RE FUCKED

>>3760175

...Advice-Sergal?

Take the book, throw it at Tom.

John is clearly made of something impressive, if a gun can't kill him.
That, or it's a shitty gun.

May I recommend some thermite bombs the next time around? That could do the trick.

>>3760132
Now would be a good time to apologize sincerely for the wrongs you have inflicted upon John.

It probably won't do any good, but it's the right thing to do.

>>3760175
Read book, receive happiness.

>>3760175

Oh shit, READ THE DAMN DAEMON BOOK! It may save our life this time. Or we'll just be as high as SDF. Either way we win?
V
...D
V

>>3760180
No! That's what the Evil wants!

ITS AN ETHEREAL MESSING WITH OUR MINDS!

>>3760175

Fuck you, adviceJohn.jpg, we're not buying your shitty best-seller.

>>3760175
>>3760184
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

I SEE THE FNORDS FUCK

>>3760175

READ

Gaiz don't read the book. This is probably just some sort of hallucination Joan will snap out of, but if we read the book in it, then bad shit will happen in REAL WORLD. Which is BAD.

>>3760175
KILL HIM AND PRY THE BOOK FROM HIS FINGERS, YOU MAY READ AT YOUR LEISURE WHEN HE IS A BLOODY CORPSE

READ A BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A MOFUGGIN BOOK

PULL PIN
THROW ROOKIE

>>3760175
Resist! Resist! Happiness is not mutation and painting NEVER NEVER NEVER on the walls with other peoples' blood!

NO READING, BACKING AWAY SLOWLY

Shout as loud as you can (i.e.- a soft whisper) the following:
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN

READ BOOK, RECIEVE CRAZYNESS

HASTUR
HASTUR
HASTUR

Joan will read the book because knowledge is power!

(still needs to take care of her BLEEDING STUMP OF AN ARM. HAVE YOU FAGGOTS FORGOTTEN?)

>>3760229
How about "KLAATU BARADA NIKTO" instead?

>>3760175

> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth
> Sir Double-Shoggoth


DON'T READ IT

Read book!

Best case: Joan wakes up, or gains super-mega-ultra magic daemon powers to blast Tom into oblivion.

Worst case: Joan's head explodes, or Tom hunts her down and kills her slowly and painfully.

Win-Win!

U. WASCAL WABBIT

>>3760238
No, we haven't forgotten. We just have an insane Sergal on our six and the temptation to Ultimate Evil directly ahead! PRIORITIES!

>>3760242

Yeah, this definitly proves it. SDF is reading said book as he posts this. We won the game guyz! GG!

>>3760219
What the hell are you talking about? That's AWESOME!

>>3760235

Oh you dirty little bitch.

>>3760242

Whoah. What in the fuck are you on, and where can I get some?

Read it already, you should listen to the sergal.

>>3760242
WHAT IS THAT
AS IF THIS COULDN'T GET MORE FNORD TRIPPIER?!?

>>3760242
...Y'all lost me again. Tom is Joan?

>>3760242

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

(also the scene from time bandits where God's giant head chases the kid down the hall)

>>3760240
...

>>3760242
Wait, is that Naoj? I thought we killed her! With alcohol and magma and a headcrab!

>>3760269
ULTIMATE BEING, NOT GOD
faggert

>>3760265
>>3760262

I told you guys. The book is a metaphor for the drug that SDF is on. By reading it, we will accomplish the same level of highness, if not WASTEDness, that he is on!

>>3760242

And then John was a robutt.

>>3760270
That, and when Ash had to say it in Army of Darkness and failed miserably.

... wait, what the fuck happened? Last time I checked in on Joanquest we were still with our family and John was sulking. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I ASK

This is probably a dorf-booze caused dream because she doesn't have much CON its causing SAN loss in her dream

Read the book!

>>3760268

No Joan YOU'RE the Sergal.

And then Joan was the Robutts.

>>3760283
?

>>3760283
'bout time.

sage

>>3760281
Bizarro-world, brought on by the appearance of alternateRubyQuest at the end of the last thread.

>>3760269

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vArfzFS6BMA&feature=related

thanks youtube

>>3760283

I cast Magic Missile

>>3760296

SDF is now taking the red organic compound.

>>3760283
...Well, either we're dead or conserving electricity.

>>3760299
Those dorfs didn't act dorfish at all. a REAL dorf would have flipped off the head and then beat it down!

SDF has everything already drawn out you guys

The posts are 2 minutes apart, we're riding the railroad and what an awesome railroad it is

I hope you're happy SDF, this thread is making me laugh so hard i bet my prof. is PISSED OFF.

You made my day XD!

Thread is autosaging.

>>3760283
Looking very DAN KIM there.

>>3760242
Oh god! Tom was John's evil twin, that must be RUBY!

WTF IS GOING ON?!

>>3760283

Fuck, he listened to the fag that said hastur three times.

CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH! CJOPAZE PH'NGLUI PROZERBIE FHTAGN SHUB-NIGGURATH!

>>3760330
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only awesome.

>This thread.

>>3760334
Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Aggur nug shog!

John is usually both honest and correct in these things.

Let's hope she's both this time as well, what with the madness-inducing book and all.

>>3760334

PRAISE BE TO THE OLD ONES!

SDF FHTAGN!

>>3760341

>Also

>>3760334
WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3760334
NO! GO AWAY! BAD ELDER GOD! BAD!

Ah, SDF, you are a fun person. You helped make a shit day at work a little less shit.

>>3760334
Oh, hay guys. You rang?

>hug ELDER GOD

>>3760334

Oh god.

Man, fuck Shub. Yog-Sothoth is where it's at. I AM HE AND HE IS THE KEY AND THE GATE.

Man, thread autosaging ALREADY?

In b4 Joan wakes up and John mucking about with the fridge

>>3760414
>In b4 Joan wakes up and John is mucking about with her privates

>>3760414

And then Joan was a furry.

And it was good.

One thing we can learn from this:

John obviously CAN talk. The bitch.

>>3760438
This is part 48, we taught her how to talk back in part 27, remember?

Read JoanQuest
advicejohn.jpg
Receive insanity

>>3760469
>>3760469
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3760469
OH FUCK!

PRAISE XOM

>>3760469
Sweet we got our arm back.

>>3760469

This is the start of an epic hentai series. Get John in here and tentacle rape her.

>>3760469
OH JESUS

>>3760483
She's right there.

>>3760469

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>3760469

Look at John.

>>3760469
WAIT AND SEE

TIL THE SITUATION IS NO LONGER A MISTERY

>>3760469

>>3760469
CRITICAL SAN CHECK FAILURE

Good lord man. I don't know that I could ever draw as well, let alone as fast.

SDF, I salute you. A fun thread with decent art at a reasonable pace.

Ah, crap, we're autosaging. Is SDF/SDS going to be continuing this particular nightmare?

>>3760554
WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR THREAD TOO

>>3760554
He had most of this drawn ahead of time.

Watch, he's going to leave us there and come back in a week and do part 23 like nothing happened.

>>3760589
Oh, of course. I don't mind in the slightest.

This was a fun alterna-thread.

I can't help but wonder if this is at least partially Sir Double Faggot lashing out about Weaver's sorta-post-thread highjack last night.

>>3760469

Is it wrong that I'd still hit it?

Fuck you guys, now we have to go back and do things bill and ted style.

Let's make a list.

-Learn of Tom's heart condition in part 41
-Teach John to Talk in part 27

What else?

>>3760610
No.

>>3760613
Make sure all of the protective nanogear is in the Left Arm?

>>3760601
Lashing out?

Weaver came in after SDF said "To be continued!"

I think things are okay...

>>3760621
Hmm. Perhaps.

New thread or "THE END?"

SIR DOUBLE SHOGGOTH, DONDE ESTA?

Uh, did I miss the next thread or what?

>>3760684
PIME TARADOX

>>3760684
No, SDF is trolling us.

It's been 40 minutes...

There will be no new thread. This is the end. Praise Xom.

PRAISE XOM

Has this been archived yet?

>This topic
Fuck you SDF. You, you, double faggot!

>>3760764

Yes

>>3760764
Not only has it been archived, since the thread is still Autosaging, I've been force-updating the archive, to make sure all of these posts make it in.

I HELPAN.

>>3760601
And that was in response to this?

RECONCILE, I DEMAND IT!

>>3760601
Seeing as weaver jacked it *after* SDF had finished... well...

I'll just end this thread by screaming ZALGO