I would make it less of a direct lineage, and more of a Conan-esque Hyperborean succession, though I guess for it to be relevant, you'd have to keep the civil war...Call it the Fourth Wave?

>>3700567

Unfamiliar with Conan, explain please?

>>3700555
I want to move to Musul Gal.

>>3700569
Ehm, Robert Howard had books set across different ages, with each age being set apart by terrible catastrophes that destroyed all civilization and reduced the peoples to barbarity. Basically, your standard "People of Atlantis, People of Lemur, People of Mu" kind of thing.

I'm not doing a very good job of explaining this as it is 5 AM, but just make it so the people of Danda aren't just a nation that changes it's name every once in a while because of political shenanigans, but a vast empire and people that are brought low by fate again and again, and rebuild, again and again.

The Immortal Gygian Axe has been lost. The Orthodox of Danda despair, that the last sacred trapping of the primordial time of sword and song, when men clad in meteor steel battled 'oer the hills against the sons of Jack is lost. They see dark times ahead, as the Fighting Wizards Weeyabo gain yet more influence in court.

The kingdom of Oambru is a strange one. The people there worship a pantheon of gods who, according to them, spend much more time building new worlds then mucking about with this one. They speak of The Dagda, a creator god of old whose insights into reality were legendary, and of his fall from grace as weaker beings accused him of theft. They speak of He of Stone and Fire, the restless god, whose mad ramblings through creation leave hundreds of half created worlds, ever awaiting his return and hoping for completion. They speak of the faceless one, with a thousand voices, who speaks many words and forges realities from dust, then departs, or changes, or crushes them with a thought.

Add moar civilizations, although obviously Tirdanda/Fordanda should be the main one.

Here's one: the remote Grand Unified Republic of the Peripheral Sea, unified in name only, consisting of various small islands very dissimilar to one another in terms of geography and culture, but sharing some parts of a complicated, arcane code of laws.

The Weeyabo city states are a strange place. While mostly racially indistinct, they nonetheless claim their origin is in some far off land, far superior to our own. Their language is very odd, and their architecture and industry are, while very artful and delicate, somewhat inefficient and badly done. Their warrior caste are very strange, feeling incredible confidence in their low quality weapons and outdated fighting techniques, and apparently ignoring every lost battle in a long succession of failures for some cobbled together region. The erstwhile founders of this place, from a far off continent, have sent apologies to many of the other kingdoms, apparently depressed and irritated by the bastardisation of their culture and racial identity.

>One of the oldest nations on the world so Danda, the first true civilisation.

Scratch that

>It was succeeded after a civil war by Adanda

Scratch that too

>an altogether more civilised

Scratch the linear progress of civilisation too. Civilisations developed paralell to each other and under very different circumstances. Egypt, as an example, broke down under its own cultural contradictions once or twice while the Euphrath-Tigris-Region was more dynamic alltogether because it housed two different civilisations from the beginning and the flow of their rivers shifted more often.
In Middle America, a pretty big region with a seemingly shared culture, little tweaks in war strategy and social organsation made huge differences while in china nothing short of a total reform and revolution won you the war.

>Unfamiliar with Conan, explain please?

In conan there's one "oldest nation" too, but it's basically a bunch of reconstructure ruins at the End of the World inhabited by people who have nothing to do with its original inhabitants. The rest of the world is made up from ever-shifting nations who're mostly formed through a combination of mass-migration and sucessful wars.

The Wolflands is a large island continent, with the kingdom of Wodan covering more than half of it. It is a highly civilised place, with cities and governance, but at the same time a dark undertide seeps through the place. Its population is blissfully unaware, most of the time, that they are most likely dominated by dark beings they have long since consigned to myth.

Most of the rest of the land is covered by Xalta, a mighty nation with more power than any other. However, luckily for the rest of the world, their divinely empowered champions spend more time beating each other up and competing to see who can father (or mother) the largest family to consider conquering the rest of the world.

>>3700598

The Weeyabo could also work as the gypsies of the setting, wandering from place to place, being shunned in most civilizations due to their strange and often irritating ways, but inevitably managing to find their way into almost any city regardless of its original native culture.

>>3700616
So more Weeajew, then?

>>3700609

Too much a direct White Wolf rip. It'd be funnier if there were so many supernatural about, the normal human population were actually a minority.

>>3700555
Am I the only one who saw the pic and thought of it turning grey and the text 'BUT... THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE" coming up?

>>3700621

That too, yes. But the gypsy analogy works better because of their low social status.

>>3700624
That would be good - the supernaturals all maintain the masquerade/veil/whatever and the norms are just like "Whatever, dude."

>>3700624
I had written something like that out, but delete it after seeing someone else made a WW ref. Gimme a sec to rewrite it.

>>3700632
Hey, I was just going for the pun, the gypsy thing does indeed work better.

One of the more prosperous Weeyabo city-states, Kamiya, has become both renowned and infamous worldwide for its chief export: trained if quirky domestic workers for wealthy nobles.

In one corner of the world is a land shrouded by darkness. Many lesser nations joined together under a single banner and sigil, a white wolf. A quite advanced civilization, it nonetheless is a land where the supernatural holds greater sway than technology - werewolves, vampires, mages, and even stranger beings roam the shadows of the land, yet the common mortals remain ignorant, unaware of their overseerers, unaway they are a mere minority in this world they think they control.

Lets make any setting except stupid fantasy!

>>3700608
>>One of the oldest nations on the world so Danda, the first true civilisation.

>Scratch that

What if it was the -only- civilization at the start? Like, for some reason, we all started from that one megapolis, and splintered off during a civil war within the City of Humanity? All the other species were bumpkins, we didn't even know they existed, or we've been on the planet for so long (cycling through stone and bronze for a little too long or some such because of a bunch of supernatural entities fearing we'd make another tower of Tagal.)?

It'd be kinda like our Tower of Babel, and we could do some Humanity! FUCK YEARH! Then, THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

>During the reign of Sennacherib of Assyria, Babylonia was in a constant state of revolt, led by Mushezib-Marduk, and suppressed only by the complete destruction of the city of Babylon.

>>3700652

Sagay is the most despised nation in the world. Its sociopathic, rude and altogether ignorant population seem to despise everything and everyone they do not personally endorse. Its hard to tell how they've survived all these years, but apparently some basic instinct drives them on to stay alive, even as they annoy more and more people with their idiocy and frenzied cries of outrage.

Drizzits require buttsex to live.

They're like buttsex vampires.

Located uncomfortably close to many major civilizations, and best left ignored, is the realm known only as the Malign Land. Unspeakable horrors and a constant stench of decay fill this wasteland, the inhabitants of which are notorious for their depraved and violent urges.

>>3700658
Sagay is known best of all for its vast population of wild trolls.

>>3700658

Omg thats an about sage-fags isnt it? You used a cleaver rouse to make a campaign setting populated with people with the same exact traits as people who sage to spite them didn't you. Ooooh thats so funny. I'm gonna put a gold star next to your name on the calender today.

>>3700675
He is such a sly pooch, no?

>>3700675

You're a bit early there, we haven't gotten to the actual roleplaying bit yet, we're just working out the details of the setting at this point. But you can play a troll once it's done.

The entire world is like a giant twinkie, filled with shit.

>>3700677

I laughed so hard I came buckets. I wish I could be half as witty as he.

>>3700598
Every city is Weeyabo

...Needs moar 40k.

I mean, Dark Heresy.

And possibly Inquisitor.

>>3700690

see >>3700616

>>3700689

Uh oh. Have I stirred up trouble. Are the consequences dire?

>>3700692
No, No, and... No.

Too damn much Warhammer shit on the rest of the board. Go there. This is a No-40K Zone.

>>3700692
>>3700690
>>3700683
>>3700682
>>3700675
>>3700652

I do say that is a large sametroll infesting our divine thread, denizens of /tg/.

Oh come on, I already had this idea.

A /tg/ campaign setting. It would be awesome, yes, but needs to be all-inclusive.

I already made a map for what I had in mind to begin with, as a rough start.

>>3700652
>Lets make any setting except stupid fantasy!

How about a brutal dystopian cyberpunk/biopunk setting where human genetic engineering blurs the line between what is and isn't really human, and horrible animal-man beasts swarm the ruined undercities and eke out a crude and perverted civilization. Players would be flamethrower-equipped extermination squads from the upper tiers of the cities who descend to burn the unwanted infestations out so that developers may reclaim and redevelop the space for their own interests. Players would face not only the mutants, but also human gangs looking to steal their powerful extermination weapons, and rival extermination teams looking to eliminate competition.

>>3700698

:3

>>3700701
Would be nice if you took that to another thread.

>>3700701

Furries?

>>3700709

>>3700700
OP, Sergals have already been statted and already have a lot of fluff on them if you want 'em.

Regardless, there's other races we were working on too, like derpheads, and dieties were being tossed around like the Emprah and of course Amaterasu. (If you remember that thread)


Picture related. Derpheads.

>>3700670
Am I wrong, or is this representative of /d/? And if not, we need to world-stat /d/ to fit in our little homebrew, as it's a well-known fact how many fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls as also incredible /d/eviants...

>>3700718

Eh, sergals never really appealed to me. I don't have anything against them, but i don't feel they're particularly significant.

>>3700658

I think of them rather as some kind of annoying semi-sentient pests, lurking around in the sewers of every major civilization and annoying everybody they encounter with their arrogant, self-righteous attitude while having no achievements of their own.

>>3700698

Or its possible that more than one person refuses to take you seriously.

>>3700728
Include them anyways then.

The more stuff a setting has, the more possibilities it brings, and these guys /tg/ has already fixed up.

>>3700738

Well, this setting is meant to be based on /tg/, mostly. I realise Sergals have been big recently, but over the long term they're quite a recent and minor phenomena. They can have a corner to themselves somewhere, but Dorf Fortresses etc will be much larger parts, simply because they're a much larger and more important part of /tg/

>>3700730
So instead of a despised kingdom of ignorants, it's a idiotic hivemind of sapient vermin, like a vast mindweb of retarded Cranium Rats?

Works for me.

>>3700746
They've been a big part of /tg/ since November...

>>3700720

It's not quite /d/. Let's just say that even /d/eviants prefer to steer clear of this place, known best for its extreme misogyny and blatant disregard for the basics of human anatomy.

>>3700765

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=sergal

Hmm... there are quite a few threads, but most of them are either 0 or negative votes. Looks like the sergals might end up as some of the settings antagonists.

>>3700759

Pretty accurate description of sagefags and trolls actually

>>3700746
>>3700765
The second biggest quest series has a sergal for a main character.

Every drawfag thread gets sergal requests and Kirov just now even suggested to request sergals.

They're a part of /tg/, just, late night /tg/ only.

>>3700778

I'm on britfag time, so i apparently miss most of that kinda thing.

>>3700773
So it's gurochan?

>>3700774
Check out how many votes there are on each thread.

Most of them are at -3 but with twenty to thirty votes.

Thing is, the guys who hated them, at one point, outnumbered the people who like them. Latest polls from the "What do you like" threads have them as most not caring, some strongly liking and some strongly disliking.

Still, explain what you mean by "Antagonist" race, and for fluff, read this page here. This should give you an idea of what they're like.

They're not good people, but they're lawful. I wouldn't call them "Evil" but they're far from "Good."

An obscure and mindboggling location is the tower of the insane wizard Amalgam, who spends his life writing down vast tomes of his hallucination-inspired nonsensical ravings, which he claims describe accurately and completely the entirety of creation. Due to having secluded himself in his tower for his entire lifetime, Amalgam has no understanding of women and as such chooses to pretend they do not exist. At least he has been unable to bend his bizarre mathematical equations to accurately describe them.

>>3700789

No, sadly it's quite /tg/.

>>3700759

Would also tie in nicely with the HURR DURR ANON IS LEGION crowd.

Needs more mystery organization of men who seem to show up where the trouble is... take it out and before one could ask who they were they're gone again.

>>3700789
Sounds like it, yeah.

Now, onward, to /D/isneyland!

>>3700806

It was meant as a reference to FATAL but I guess I wasn't clear enough.

*sigh*

>>3700794
Sergals
-Enjoy Violence
-Enslaved their racial cousins
-Are highly militarized, probably a military state, and run by the general

The main export of their empire is ceramic goods, along with weapons and mercenaries.

>>3700809
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KILL IT!

>>3700809

I can see it now, but that was far too vague. Everything else has some clear indicator. You just said "Bad place", and hoped people would understand.

>>3700809
Ah. Guess I blocked out references to that biohazard of an RPG to spare my brain.

sergals = gnolls

you heard it here first

OP here. I'm neutral to Sergals. If /tg/ wants them in, they're in. I don't really see why people feel so strongly about them though...

>>3700811
The South was just as much a military empire.

Their Cold War went Hot and the North beat the South.

>>3700789
No, I've been to gurochan, people seemed to be quite friendly.

>>3700818

MasterOfTheObvious.jpg

When do we add in our two biggest and most (in)famous influences, /d/ and /ck/?

>>3700816

True, maybe someone else can give it a better writeup. As much as we'd like to pretend it doesn't exist, it's a major part of /tg/ culture and needs to be included in some form.

>>3700818
Gnolls - Chaotic Neutral, live in tribes. Scattered about, use scavenged equipment, ranked only by "Matriarch" and "Not Matriarch"

Sergals - Lawful Neutral, live in a single totalitarian country with a large standing army. Most everyone is in their army through one means or another, they produce all their own weapons and armor, and they're orderly, civil, and clean.

Sergals are what Gnolls would be if every one of them went to West Point all their life. Oh, and if they looked cooler.

>>3700733
derp derp I was just lurkan, silly little troll.

>>3700818
>>3700828
Samefag.

Gnolls are barbarians, Sergals are Mongols.

>>3700841
YES! Sergals = Mongols

>>3700833

Logically those would be other planes of existence.

This was a good thread. Then sergals arrived. This is what they do to /tg/.

>>3700833
PAY ATTENTION, DAMMIT.

>>3700848
They could still exert some sort of influence, somehow...

>>3700852
Shut up, troll. This thread is no worse than it was without them, we're having us a discussion here.

I still wanna move to Musul Gal.

>>3700852

+>>3700844
+>>3700818
+>>3700709
+>>3700706
+>>3700698

No, this was a good thread until you arrived. That's what you do to /tg/.

Everything in this picture must be represented in some form.

>>3700865

Before, it was discussion of a semi-original, interesting concept. Now, its well on its way to becoming just another generic sergal thread, which you lot will fap over, then sensible people will vote down in the archive, so it gets baleeted on the next purge.

>>3700870
But it won't, if you shut the hell up and quit complaining that it's going to, and instead move on to another topic...

>>3700870
>>3700877
Exactly. Talk about something else instead of complaining, retard.

We need to find a way to incorporate DoorForged.

ITT complaints do more to harm threads than original content.

Who could have possibly guessed?

>>3700882
YES

Are we including /tg/'s various aspects which we nicked from /v/ (i.e. dorfs, xcom, homeworld), or do they get to go and sit with 40k?

>>3700877
It's a troll. He's not going to listen since he wants some relief from boredom. Unfortunately he just had to latch onto this thread.

Ignore, report, move on. Douchebag is douchebag is douchebag.

>>3700882
Doorforged? You guys surprise me with my own newfaggotry nearly every day, and I've been lurkan for nearly 2 years.

The mysterious land of man A most unnerving place to be. Everyone has the same face the same name. One could never know if you were talking to the same person or another of the inhabitants.

>>3700887

Dorf fortresses are definitely in.

>>3700887
Fantasy stuff like DF stays, scifi junk like xcom and homeworld goes in the corner with 40k.

This is a magic setting, not a tech one.

The matehgee peninsula is a strange country, rife with magical war and powerful enchantment. Many of its population are deific planeswalkers, or so they claim, but rather than do anything important they spend most of their time having "duels", which mostly seem to degenerate into arguments over the highly varied and always overcomplicated rules which are used to govern such things.

A nightmare is said to stalk the area at night. Eyes that pierce the soul and drive men to madness.

Those who have seen the beast are often heard rambling forever "Always Watching... Always Watching..."

Surprised we have yet to work in the iconic term "neckbeard" into this thread yet.

>>3700898
I bet you could bring some subtle influences from XCOM, Homeworld, and other sci-fi games that we appropriated.

Go real easy on the 40k, though.

>>3700915
The Tower Dweller that goes on about math is neckbeard.

>>3700918
No, best to leave it out. 40k is like neckbeard heroin. once they get even a little, they go wild over it.

The Prophet James, a notorious demagogue exiled from most civilized cities, has inspired a few devoted followers to continue to spread his word despite the authorities' efforts to keep him out. Lynching mobs sometimes form when the disturbance to the peace grows great enough.

>>3700922
Oh? Was kinda hard to tell. Guess the math thing threw me off.

>>3700918
Although we could modify some 40K things to fit.

Scary Marines were mentioned as Specters or something like that.

Use your imagination on how to mod things such as Fuklaw in or other things

>>3700931
Math is about Min-Maxing rollan and all that jazz

>>3700923

Besides, XCOM, Homeworld and the like are flavor-of-the-month kind of stuff, not really yet a lasting part of the board's culture.

>>3700922

No, that was supposed to be a sly reference to HYBRID. Guess I should spell these things out more clearly.

Wandering about the countryside can be a rather strange man whom many call Edward the Mad. Of no fixed home, he can often simply wander into a town, being a general nuisance, then just as simply wander out again, often right before his antics are enough to draw the guards' attentions.

He seems inordinately fond of housecats.

Hmm... If tripfags are people who wander around the setting, perhaps Oambru needs to be altered. The developerfags like Dagda and Earthflame are the kings of the nation? or wandering storytellers, making shit up as they go along?

>>3700952
I wonder if Dorfs dump their surplus feline population on him

>>3700915
Great shaggy beastmen with an intense musk that are impossibly intelligent, but are quick to get pissed off if you troll him (Cue retarded chewbacca call)? All you can see behind that great coat of scraggly hair is possibly their nose. They are about the height of an upright Kodiak bear, and have the girth of 5 American Football players

Their greatest enemy are the trolls. They are solitary beasts, and seem to love complex dice games, both with themselves, other people, and other neckbeards. Their knowledge of geometry (used to create dice) is second to none.

I'm also thinking of the Loghyr for influences on them. Glen Cook ftw.

They love bacon and other meats almost religiously. They tend to be easygoing, but they are sometimes real easy to call "TROLL!" for anything, either intentional or not, that is considered 'fucking with them'.

I also think there could be more.

>>3700943
Actually, X-Com is the flavour of every few months. Quarterly, somebody will get the bug and start playing. When he exits his first thirty-six hour stretch of continuous X-Com, he'll post a nostalgia/plz hlp/fuck yeah X-Com/fuck no Chryssalids thread and it'll kick off a week or two of excessive X-Comman by everyone else who's got fond memories.

Then, we lose interest/get frustrated/slam the aliens in Cydonia/get something shiny and new to play with and X-Com goes back into hibernation.

>>3700967

If tripfags are canon NPCs, does that make MR. RAGE our Elminster?

>>3700967
I think only the well-known-for-bad-things tripfags should be the ignorant wanderers. the awesome tripfags should be the really cool legendary hero types, and the developers should be the mad gods.

No, sir, I don't like it.

>>3700985
Depends, is MR. RAGE writing the setting?

DOHOHOHOHO!

>>3700991

Could always have the only-known-for-bad-things tripfags to be bearers of terrible plagues, prophecies, and the like. Once they come into a town, everybody tries to leave because they know shit's going to happen within the hour.

>>3700967

I would say we have, in general, a civilization where it's usually considered terribly impolite to claim any credit for your work, to the point where even many rulers are only known by their title. Only few go far enough to make their name known, and they are mocked and despised for their breach of ettiquette - unless they're veritable geniuses.

>>3700991

...What're we gonna do with slashie?

>>3700991
Why are we glorifying tripfags?

>>3701007

That doesn't seem to be the case, as it isn't in ALL CAPS.

>>3701010
Maybe not so much to claim any credit, but more like to claim credit yourself. Other people can say "Oh, yes, he did that", but if that guy said "You bet I did that", it would be rude, like bragging.

But other than that detail, I like the idea.

>>3701014

We aren't. Were giving them place according to their quality. Good tripfags are heroes/gods, bad ones are scum.

>>3701010
Bouncing off from the Tower of Tagal idea (>>3700657), you could have it be a standard practice for the first human civilization that everybody tries to emulate? (Remember when /tg/ was good? --- /tg/ was never good.) Kinda like how people in the 16-1800s had a hard-on for Greek and Roman shit.

Has Jim "faps to naruto" profit been stated yet?

>>3701032

see

>>3700928

Though I think he needs a little more demonizing.

>>3701032
Yup.
See here. >>3700928

>>3701032

Yes, see >>3700928

Feel free to improve or elaborate on it though.

>>3701037
Why the fuck would he have followers!?

This thread is getting trippy good. Keep it up, /tg/.

>>3701040
>>3701039
>>3701037

PROFITMIND

>>3701041
Idiots follow idiots. trolls sometimes use his name and try to stir up shit.

>>3701041

There's two or three retards about who thought he was right, and/or tried to emulate him.

>>3701049
<_< What did he say, anyways?

Sorry for newfag. I seemed to have missed the Profit wars.

>>3701041
Insanity loves company?

>>3701048
So Jim Profit is Damagogue troll?
He seems more to me like a rambling lunatic or a crazy hobo.

>>3701052

A combination of the most arrogant and irritating personality, an apparent innate sense of entitlement, a complete disregard for /tg/'s culture, rules etc and some of the most retarded political views known to man. Plus a naruto avatar. Plus sock puppeting his "girlfriend" on many occasions.

hm... anything else we're missing in our little wonder-world, TG?

>>3701049
Those were the same person! so he's a crazy hobo with multiple personalities.

>>3701059

not enough EXALTED

>>3701054
Or a crazy Neckbeard hobo creature that's going against his nature?

He also steals pictures relating to a certain fictional series that's all the rage among the human populations.

>>3701064
TOO MUCH POWER!! Unless kept in check with the mystic girls

>>3701059

We still need a way to meaningfully incorporate 40k.
Maybe as some kind of large yet fragmented religion, based on the veneration of a long-dead king.

>>3701064
We already covered White Wolf. Move on.

>>3701057
Nothing specific? So he just walked in with his personality and derailed everything by being a total dick/thinking he was smarter than everyone else in general?

>>3701072

And on the collection of expensive miniatures

>>3701075

Basically.

>>3701072
No. 40k is scifi, not fantasy, and if we let it slip in just a little, the more rabid neckbeards will have a warhammer wankfrenzy and ruin everything.

>>3701057

Jim Profit is a half-troll leper who lives out his life as vagrant lunatic, traveling from city to city in a ragged disease-ridden cart with his sockpuppet family.

>>3701061

Only that his multiple personalities became actual in-the-flesh persons, and he was so irritating he annoyed the gods themselves, who eventually cast him down forever.

>>3701073

Eh, they got a few posts of mention, but the two largest games on /tg/ (D&D and WoD) are still left incredibly Vague. Exalted got half of one posts, which is by no means enough.

>>3701081
I like this idea. Every setting needs a wandering filthy lunatic.

>>3701084
Avatars of the Prophet Jimmu, the Crazed and Bearded one!

>>3701078

Well, it's still a huge part of /tg/, so I maintain we need to find some way to work it in.

>>3701084
You just gave him something to brag about.

>>3701081

Well, he was destroyed by the casual glance of a passing god, we need to keep the timeline intact.

Hmm... If this is a game setting based on /tg/, sup/tg/ might need some mention. Its a small island, off the coast, where a few wise men spend long years chronicling the important incidents of the world. At the same time, in the main debate chamber, idiots spend long hours yelling at each other about nonsense and never get anything done.

>>3701089

Let's just go with the large religion whose followers worship a long-dead king, collect sacred miniatures to re-enact battles from their holy books, and nowadays earn their living selling erotic literature about said myths.

>>3701099
Best description ever.

>>3701099

That's pretty much it.

>>3700977
Oh. Also. Neckbeards are extremely mystical creatures that are rare to find, but don't totally abhor contact with humans. They are great mystics and learners, who have magic powers that rival even those of grand wizards and clerics. It is said that some even incorporate this into their complex mind games, in order to provide 'realism' to what they do. To be a player in one of those games also grants you luck based on how well you did in said games.

>>3701104
...okay, fine, that works. As long as it stay as "myths". No crossovers.

>>3701104

...arguing with no end about the correct interpretation and the most accurate version of the holy scripture.

>>3701112
>>3701108
>>3701099

Add in a little bit saying that, in the lesser chambers surrounding the main chamber, much smaller groups of much more intelligent people occasionally do get stuff done. The creator-gods of Oambru bless these places, and the Neckbeards often wander there to convene and play their strange games of the mind.

>>3701117
A rather typical religion, in that aspect.

MR.RAGE= FUCKING BARBARIAN KING
YEAH, IM HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY WITH MY DICK BECAUSE I WANT TO BE LIKE MR.RAGE WHEN I GROW UP

>>3701114

Mhm, shouldn't there be a bit of balance to them? Some really quite negative things, like... smell?

>>3701127

Agreed, he's the king of raging neckbeards.

>>3701129

Disregard that, I suck cocks. Overlooked the "musk" thing.

This thread, archive worthy, y/n?

>>3701099
this thread has been submitted to the scholars and chroniclers of the archives of Suptig.

>>3701123
I can see one sitting down at a table in an extremely clean, smooth grey stoned hall, eating a massive chunk of bacon and with a piping hot brew in the other hand, "So... You go into the Opium Den..."

I want a neckbeard DM, /tg/.

On a random note, what if the Beardnecks also were able to use their scents to provide a better "roleplaying experience", as they are want to say during these complex games.

>>3701132

THEIR WARCHIEF, SO TO SPEAK.

>>3701134
They're smart, but they sometimes can fly into mindless rages at the drop of a hat, even for unintentional trollan attempts. They're really easy to tick off.

>>3701147

Also, really inept in social situations that don't involve dice.

>>3701132
A massive battle with a troll left his voice permanently in the rage state.

Thousands of medical practitioners have been summoned to rid him of this inability to stop talking in his great and terrible roar, but all have failed. For ten thousand years.

>>3701158
No need to make them THAT realistic. We'll just say that outside of the "mind games" they create and control, they are rather shy and awkward. Saying they are "inept" is a bit too much.

>>3701132
A Barbarian King with caster people?
Let's make Mr.Rage a RAGEMAGE

How 'bout this:
While the denizens of our fine world don't much care about travelling between planes, travellers from other dimensions occasionally arrive - some seek knowledge only neckbeards can provide, some seek refuge from the mindless hordes and never-ceasing wars of their own realms.. and then there's the occasional raiding party.

>>3701158
Kinda. They're really bad at cultural stuff. They get cultural references and everything, but they don't seem to 'get' it when it comes to them attempting to be social. Either they don't get it, or they just don't care.

Also, I'd also think it'd be good if some of these Neckbeards also lived in the cities. Civilized. Wearing flannel. Fat Chewbacca in flannel makes me smile.

Watching their sexual proposition practices is also a lesson in hilarity. Painful. hilarity.

>>3701166
He's more of a Handwavium Mage, really. He's so angry the universe is afraid of him.

Oh fuck, what am I even saying? Wait, wait, wait, feminism, 40k sucks, SKUB, PAINT YOUR THINS, LOVE CAN BLOOM. Okay, tripfag filth bacxk in place.

>>3701165
My thought about it, too.

>>3701165

... I still think we need to balance their high amount of awesome out a bit.

Wait, I just thought of something...

what the hell do we even CALL this world, anyway? All the cool names like Eberron and Oerth are already taken...

>>3701173
Lol feminism.

>>3701179
Feminism? femi femi femmu femmaaa...

...

*Slaps self*

sorry.

What's a good translation of Creation into another language?

A secret society of travelling artificers known as the Homebrewers spend large amounts of their time gathering random scrap from whatever settlement they happen to stumble upon, and attempt to piece together some sort of contraptions from the junk they have accumulated. Lone Homebrewers sometimes attempt to recruit bystanders to assist them (and are considered somewhat obnoxious for this reason), but occasionally a larger group of them will congregate in a remote location and construct fantastic devices, the nature of which is rarely comprehensible to outsiders.

...There is one, very, very, very important thing we have missed /tg/.

This setting lacks Cthulhu.

>>3701179
I nominate "Tiigia"

>>3701183

align with

>>3700589

synergistic awesome

>>3701176
That's kinda the point. They're like the Yoda's, sages, and/or Gandalf's of this land.

There's not that many of them, and they really hate being in a position of power for anybody, really. Old shit a long time back or something.

Pirates of Toho-Dahnmacoo

>>3701186

For that matter, were missing most of the really good modern horror games, like Unknown Armies and Don't Rest Your Head.

>>3701212
Could be a part of some sort of prophecy, or a natural force in the land?

>>3701192
This idea works.
>>3701183
And these guys could fit into just about any roleplay setting. Nice.

>>3701192
Tagael?

Sorry, I'm kinda shitty with names.

So, are we ready to enter the next phase of Getting Shit Done? Someone requisition a wiki?

>>3701186
Large, lost and confused octopus in a secluded lake somewhere. Doubles as a loch ness monster reference. Possibly kept perpetually drunk by acolytes, to keep him from rampaging the countryside.
Really, ol' squidface relies on shock value too much. For people that are used to seeing things normal folks can't even imagine, seeing his face (or lack of one) should not cause sanity failure. We see him in motivational posters nowadays, for pete's sake. To us he's nothing more than an overgrown crustacean.

>>3701182
Luomakunta?

>>3701230
O-o what language is that...

>>3701200

Luckily usually kept in check by the Weeyabo city-state of Besumu (a former vassal of Tirdanda which re-declared independence before the civil war)

>>3701192
>>3701226
Too close to Teegeeak. You're all scifags in disguise.

>>3701236
/tg/ + Babel = Tagael.

>>3701230

Have him be exactly as you said, a gigantic confused and drunken octopus. Nothing more, nothing less. But the cultists, madfolk that they are, nonetheless believe the creature is some powerful eldritch deity, because they're too crazy to realize he isn't.

>>3701241

You could have him be a maybe as well. Maybe there's a long dead god that he's an avatar of, maybe not. Shit sometimes happens related to him, but for the most part nobody's seen enough to care.

>>3701239
Tagael it is.

>>3701241

Best Cthulhu Ever!

Fuck, were at 200+ posts. Curse you Autosage!

>>3701250
A drunken, one eyed Scottish cyclops demon Crustacean!

Making new thread, 1 sec.

>>3701269