Now, we all know what happens to operatives who take a healthy dose of plasma to the face.

First, they usually die. Second, in the unlikely event that they aren't jettisoned from the mortal coil, most of their capabilities plummet. Aiming and firing, after all, is unreasonably difficult when you have a hole in your arm. Or your face.

Not so in the case of Marc Lecointe.

I will admit, I did not have faith in Marc. He had 17 health left, and was fatally wounded. He was a dead man with a gun in his hands, for all I cared.

After gunning down his cowardly assailant, he took point for a division of operatives, who were intended to use him as a no-risk scout to spot for them. Snakemen in a nighttime terror mission, after all, means chryssalids are close by. It's only right to minimize risks, whatever moral concerns are raised by the method.

Bump

Marc proceeded to bring down chryssalids after rounding corners with no support, and sniped several snakemen that had been spotted by the other division of agents, clear across the other side of the map.

Such was his bitter rampage of spite that, by the end of the mission, Sergeant Marc Lecointe had been single handedly responsible for murdering half a dozen chryssalids and four snakemen. His aim was impeccable. His thirst for vengeance was unquenchable.

Marc returned safely from the mission with 4 health remaining. He will spend the next 48 days in the Infirmary of X-Com's primary command center in North Africa.

Marc Lecointe did not receive any promotions following the now infamous midnight defense of London.

>>3687381
Only jerks who sit around at the base all day slacking off get promoted.

It's not fair man!

BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PROMOTIONS.
I had a similar (although not quite as GAR) sergeant named Evelyn. She has been wounded to the point of death five times, and currently has over 12 missions flown. I've actually forgotten how many kills she's gotten, but seeing as she now has a flying suit and she kills Chryssalids in a single shot, I'm willing to bet it's quite a few.
She almost comes close to the legendary Tom Thompson, who alas is now gunning down angels in heaven. RIP Tom, your ridiculous talent with the lowly assault rifle will not be forgotten.

Bump for true pixel heroism.

Don't remind me about this game, goddamn. I tried to play it yesterday and everything was fine until I got to a UFO with assholes with Mind Control. The entire team died because of that one guy who can magically target people from inside the UFO. I really, really, really fucking hate the broken mind control mechanics. It ruins the entire game.

Two recruits with the same last name. Both of them had asian names, both of them started with exceptional stats.

One mission, a nightime sectiod terror mission, one of them died to a Cyberdisc.

The other went berserk for three turns, killing four out of five of the remaining sectoids, the cybersik who had killed his brother (surviving the explosion, and died when the last sectoid got a lucky shot at him from upstairs.

My rocket HWP ended the mission.

It was a bug, but he got promoted post mortem.

>>3687381
>Marc Lecointe did not receive any promotions following the now infamous midnight defense of London.

Depends on the amount of squaddies you have. Recruit more people and give them some command experience, and Marc will have the promotion he deserves.

>>3688293
I thought it was kinda random.

To be fair, Marc probably gets laid, like, all the fucking time.

>>3688324
All the chick scientists want his cock. So many fucking artifacts.

>>3688220
>My dudes got MC'ed, BAW

Grow a pair of balls and get back out there!

>>3688315
You thought wrong.

There is a certain point in the game for me, after all the necessary tech - Flying Suits, Blaster Launchers, Avenger - but before Ethereals and Psychic Powers (unless I've got lucky with a Sectoid Leader), when I recruit myself a huge lot of rookies, send them to the fray for a bit of combat experience, receive Commander and couple Colonels, and kick the new guys out.

I once had an Avenger full of soldiers, with no one's rank less than Captain.

Marc Lecointe taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.

>>3688434
Marc Lecointe once showed me a video tape of him making love to my wife.

It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

how do you pronounce "Lecointe"?

>>3688463
He rides in an Avenger covered in Snakeman skulls!

>>3688475
He'll eat a Chryssalid if you dare him!

Marc Lecointe once ripped a Snakeman's throat out with his bared teeth, then went back to reading his morning newspaper without spilling his coffee.

What the fuck. Okay, that's it - I cave. X-Com, is it? I'll be playing it within the hour!

>>3688492
It was the sight of Lacointe's naked body that drove all the Ethereals insane.

In my experience with X-Com, women with the first name Helga always seem pretty solid.

And every single person with the last name Thompson is a fucking god

What effect do ranks have on combat efficiency? Are they just decoration?

Marc Lacointe's children could make a band. An entire orchestra if you count the bastards!

Marc Lecointe once lit up a nighttime terror mission by telling the darkness to fuck off.

>>3688473

"Badass"

>>3688526

The presence of ranked characters at a site positively affects morale. The death of ranked characters adversely affects morale. Combat effectiveness is largely determined by actual skill-point advancement caused by doing shit. Characters that get promoted tend to have gotten shit done, and hence tend to be personally rather effective.

We once had a bachelor party for Lecointe. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

i believe in the snakeman tongue the word for Marc Lecointe is pronounced Badassssssssssssssss

Marc Lecointe threw a smoke grenade out of his mother's vagina before he was born.

Marc Lecointe and I were out on a nighttime terror mission once in the back of the Avenger with a live Sectoid.

He grabs the Sectoid and says "I'm Marc Lecointe! Now say it!" He manipulates the Sectoid's mouth in such a way that "MURK LACONT" comes out. It wasn't exactly right, but it was pretty good for a Sectoid!

Marc Laconte is a ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a plasma blast standing!

>>3688569
I see. Thanks.

>>3688590

Marc Lecointe made a Muton cry. They don't have tear ducts.

Did I ever tell you about the time Marc Lecointe came to my daughter's wedding? Yeah, he shows up right in the middle of the ceremony drunk off his ass and accompanies me and my daughter up to the altar as I go to give her away, right in between us. He's got no right to be there but I can't say anything because he's drunk, and it's Lecointe. Anyway, long story short, the preacher messes up and ends up marrying me and Lecointe! We had our honeymoon in the bahamas and for six days and nights he loved me like I've never been loved before.

Disaster has struck the squad of the newly appointed Captain Marc Lecointe. He and his operatives have just learned, the hard way, that supply ships with sectoids in them tend to use a lot of psychic attacks.

Our brave team's first experience with mind control left three dead. Two brave soldiers shot to death by the rookie in their wing, only a single turn after leaving the skyranger. The rookie in question, of course, was promptly gunned down. We at X-Com have a strict policy regarding psychic instability.

As the supply ship had been shot down, some damage was expected. What was not expected was the loss of all three engines and large chunks of the second floor. This resulted in much more than a disappointing recovery, as there were still several cowardly aliens lurking on the still intact parts of the second floor. Two attempt to gain access to the UFO were driven back by this cowardly form of ambush.

Finally, Captain Marc Lecointe stepped up to the plate.

The Virgin Mary let Marc Lecointe do her in the ass.

>>3688644
That is how I felt about >>3688571

Some say that he's what you get when you mix napalm with peanut butter, and that he sleeps upside down, like a bat. All we know is, he's called Sgt. Marc Lecointe.

Well /tg/, I didnt get my answer in the "ask an x-com player" thread a few days ago! Once I get a psi-lab, how high psionic strength should I be looking for when recruiting agents? I want them to have a fair chance of resisting etherals panic and mind control attacks.

Simply being within 50 miles of Marc Lecointe can make an athlete fail tests for performance enhancing drugs.

Some say that he eats by shoving food into his ears, and that his urine is 83% mercury. All we know is, he's called Sgt. Marc Lecointe.

I once had this commander called tatyana ragulin and she was pretty epic with 50~ish kills until a raid in muton base. She passed a corner and got autoshotted with heavyplasma right into the head, 2-3 fatal wounds in the face. She survived it though, thanks to some squaddie with meds. Though after this she would panic in almost every mission, even without psyker enemies....Wounds really have lasting effects on people?

To be quite frank, Captain Lecointe had quite enough of this shit by the time he kicked down the door separating him from the shattered interior of the UFO.

Like the other operatives who attempted to gain entry, Marc was quickly targeted and fired upon. Seeing as how X-Com has not yet provided any sort of personal armor for its soldiers at this point, things weren't looking good for our brave defender of humanity.

The sound and smell of cooked flesh filled the UFO. Captain Lecointe had been shot. In the back, no less!

I will tell you something. This made Marc stop in his tracks. This made Marc quite unhappy.

But it did not make Marc dead. This blunder would be the sectoids' undoing.

Your story reminds me of Sarah Blake, a rookie who saw X-Com's first terror mission. She now has over 65 kills. It is currently July, 1999.

Some say that if you open his rib cage, you'll find a frag grenade where a heart should be, and that he was discovered in an ice floe in Sweden some 36 years ago. All we know is he's called Sgt. Marc Lecointe.

What happens if you detonate a demopack in each generator in a battleship ufo? does it collapse?

>>3688749

Depends if you're Marc Lecointe or not.

In Rio de Janeiro terror mission, Marc Lecointe had a face off with a chrysallid and punched it right into the face. The chrysallid became a zombie that later on turned into another Marc Lecointe.

A simple, nonchalant about face revealed the location of our cowardly foe. His petty resistance came to an unglorious end, stopped by a single snap shot of Captain Lecointe's new Heavy Plasma gun.

The last obstacle to the control room was eliminated. Marc resumed his march on the grav lift, his back still steaming. He put on a good show for the rookies, but anyone could see he would not last long. He had 13 health. He had three fatal wounds. His back smelled like overcooked ribs basted in spicy A1.

He was not happy.

The psychic assault now singled out Marc Lecointe, but it was a meaningless gesture of resistance. Captain Lecointe had a mind of steel. Two sergeants followed him to the UFO's third level, and took the southern detour to the control room. Marc took the direct route.

>>3687479
You see total kills in the stats menu

Marc Lacointe died for your sins.

They were too slow. The sergeants, I mean. Still some distance to go. Marc stood around the corner to the bridge's doorway. Time was up. He has a single point of health remaining. With nothing but a bar full of time units, a gun half-full of plasma, and a body still mostly full of guts, he rounded the corner.

There stood the alien psychic.

And his two bodyguards.

All facing Captain Marc Lecointe's final assault head on.

They did not stand a chance.

One frantically fired in Lecointe's direction, missing his entire burst at near point-blank range. The two following bursts from Marc Lecointe showed the psychic and his bodyguard, no doubt weak from constantly hiding in small rooms and mind controlling enemies from complete safety, how to properly operate their own weaponry.

Captain Marc Lecointe is scheduled to return to the service in 55 days. Perhaps he'll receive his well-earned promotion while recuperating again.

Eight operatives died in that mission. Lecointe stands as the force's only operative with a 5 to 1 kill-to-mission ratio.

I remember the epic manly tears I had when on a Terror Mission my squad was gunned down ensuring that the abduction of the Sectoid Leader was a success.

;_; They stayed, so that mankind could live.

Truly, Marc Lacointe is a hero for the ages.

Marc Laconite doesn't believe in God. God believes in Marc Laconite.

When God said "Let There Be Light," Marc Laconite flipped on the light switch.

>>3688878
I swear, X-Com is made of MANLY TEARS

Marc Lecointe once cured a blind man by spitting into his eyes.

He turned into a perfectly healthy sex-bomb of a woman, whom Marc Lecointe fucked back into blindness within the week.

>>3688590
Best post on /tg/ so far this year.

Marc Lecointe doesn't get hit by alien weaponry.
He just feels pity for them.

ITT: Your best X-Com soldiers.

This guy stared a Tentaculat in the face and shot it to death. Sniped aquatoids from across the map with his G(ep gun)as cannon. Was the first guy to get a sonic cannon(but by that time lobstermen were around and I had resorted to using meatrushes with thermal tazers)

I still haven't gotten through that base that is full of Tentaculats and Tasoths.

My name is Marc.

I don't know what to feel.

What's that? Chryssalids aren't deadly enough for you?

We can fix that.

I'm waiting for this man to get Psionics training.

>>3689092
FEEL AWESOME.

WHY DON'T I EVER GET AWESOME BADASS SOLDIERS?!

Also Marc Lecointe demands an 1d4chan article.

>>3689331
>Also Marc Lecointe demands an 1d4chan article.

As does X-Com in general.

>>3689142

oh god, no!

>>3689336

Copy+Paste powers... Goooo!

My name is Mark, can I feel awesome too?

No-one's gonna take me alive~
The time has come to make things right~
You and I must fight for our rights~
You and I must fight to survive~

Marc Lecointe once ate a Sectoid whole.

Fewer Brasky facts about Lecointe, more Stig facts please.

Sectoid bitches for Marc Lecointe!

Marc Lecointe is responsible for the only successful Terror Mission on Cydonia.

>>3689521
Co'h on, WEMBLEY!
*MOTHERFUCKING KILLER GUITAR SOLO*

>>3689142
These guys are gigantic, flying, lovecraftian chryssalids.

Marc Lecointe killed his wife and children. Because they were sectoids.

>>3689626
Suddenly, >>3689556 makes a lot more sense,

In the year 2011, Marc Lecointe travels through time to kill Obama.

Because he was a sectoid.

Marc Lecointe once drank an entire X-COM base's supply of alcohol in ten minutes. Nine months later their Skyranger gave birth.

>>3689646
In 2014, Marc Lecointe travelled through time again. He became Rasputin, which is why nobody could kill the fucker.

death fears Marc Lecointe

>>3689663
>>3689646

Marc Lecointe travels through time by straightening the space/time curvature with his bare hands.

Steven Hawking told Marc Lecointe that he couldn't travel through time. That's why he's in a chair now.

I don't know why, but I've been trying to imagine some cool stuff to writefag about X-Com, and the only thing I can think of is this one idea about a Psi-Unlocked trooper filling her pants with grenades and detpacks and then using them to blow up a Sectoid advance force. It works.. But of course then she's in the middle of a terror mission with no pants, much to the disbelief of her squadmates.
Also, Skyranger seats being like frickin' icicles.

>>3687244
I had a sergeant named Lecointe. He singlehandedly turned us all from sissy little 50kg, 5"2 wusses into 150kg, 7 feet tall supermen who run a kilometre in two minutes.

He did this by applying one testicle hair to each of us.

>>3689679
DO ET

>>3689697
Actually already done. Did it from the point of view of a couple of X-Com squaddies relating the story to a disbelieving rook. I can dig it up and post it, if you like.

Marc Lecointe has a picture of himself on his bedroom wall. Painted by Da Vinci.

Marc Lecointe vs Nils Bastionhall
HEAVEN AND HELL LET'S ROCK

>>3689715

>Marc Lecointe has a photograph of himself on his bedroom wall. Taken by Da Vinci..

>>3689719
Versus? Hell no! They tag team EVERYTHING!

The XENOS WANT THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF ALCOHOL!

>>3689719
My god
It's beautiful

Marc Lecointe is the human name for Tordek

>>3689724
>>3689715
>Marc Lecointe has an image of Da Vinci in his portapotty. Painted by Jean-luc Picard.

>>3689725
>>tag-team everything

Marc Lecointe and Nil Bastionhall defeat their foes by vigorously double-teaming their women to death?

>>3689738

>>3689734

Marc Lecointe is Jean-Luc Picard's father.

The Snakeman language had no word for fear. Had.

petition this to be saved somewhere due to sheer amounts of win originating from Lecointe

Is this a badass soldier thread?
Let see then, I once had a soldier named Boris Ragulin. BORIS. You can already tell by his name he is going to be awesome.

He got handed a heavy cannon in his first mission, and proved to be awesome. He got shot in the face with a heavy plasma while wearing only the jumpsuit, and survived unharmed. In the next missions I always gave him his heavy cannon so he can continue to be awesome. He fought ethereals and mutons with his heavy cannon and lived through it with the power of badassery and vodka.

When I got a psi-lab, I sent him there, of course. And the next month I see what is the result. Commander of x-com, another rather badass soldier had a psi-strenght of 99, awesomely lucky. BUT BORIS HAD FUCKING 100.

So, I sent my best men, including BORIS to cydonia. Boris went in dual wielding a heavy cannon and a psi amp. The ethereals, chryssalids and sectopods were closing in on the few soldiers left, and they were just about to get upstairs to the mother brain to blow it up. Boris stayed behind alone to use all his time units mindcontrolling goddamn sectopods so the team could press on. The next turn he got hit by a huge plasma spam by atleast 3 ethereals and 2 sectopods, but it was too late. The rest of the team managed to breach the auditorium and bomb the mother brain in a suicidal rush.

Boris died to the plasma fire, but humanity was saved thanks to his sacrifice ;_; MANLY TEARS

The Ninja Turtles is based on a true story.

Marc Lecointe once ate a live turtle, and when he shat it out three weeks later it was 6 feet tall and knew karate.

>>3688590
Goddamn, this made me laugh.

>>3689955

I pee'd myself a lil'.

X-com base attacks are terror-missions for the aliens while Marc Lecointe is there.

>>3688512
The Thompson family is like X-Com's version of the Belmont Clan.

I heard Marc Lecointe wrestled a Chryssalid into submission.

Marc Lecointe eats Chryssalid egg omelettes for breakfast every day and washes it down with a glass of fresh-squeezed Snakeman juice.

No Chryssalid is safe from Marc Lecointe

Marc Lecointe can kill anyone he wants! Marc Lecointe cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Marc Lecointe was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Marc Lecointe killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Marc Lecointe totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Due to the budget cuts, x-com will adopt a new strategy. They will air drop Marc Lecointe from interceptors onto alien ships. He will then punch through the hull, take control of the craft and crash it into enemy bases.

On a jet made of crystal, he patrolled the land. A plasma gun and a grenade in his perfect hands.

Marc Lecointe's sperm use miniature blaster bombs to break into the ovum.

Somebody should really draw Marc Lecointe

>>3690803

You can't draw Marc Lecointe because as soon as the picture is finished it punches you in the chest and runs off the paper.

>>3690792
And then he will punch aliens to death.
WITH HIS FEET

Marc Lecointe strangled a Deep One to death on its own proboscis.

And he wasn't even assigned as an Aquanaut.

>>3690819
It's true. I tried.

>>3690848
It's a good thing he didn't want you dead or you certainly wouldn't be here to warn us.

>>3690843
I lol'd

I've never gotten this far in Xcom before. All I have to do is research Cydonia or bust and finally build an Avenger and I'll be able to take a stab at ending this. I think I'll shore up my numbers of psi-strong soldiers for a few months before striking the final blow.

>>3690868
I still have an indentation in my chest.
My opening line to a hot girl is "Marc Lecointe punched me once"

Marc Lecointe has 50 confirmed kills with electro flares.

Marc Lecointe is the trainer in x-com psi labs

Marc Lecointe retired from X-Com after the aliens were beaten, where he started his own business.

You now know him as the Immortal God Emperor of Man.

Marc Lecointe once gave someone respeck knuckles. His whole family exploded.

Alien Invasion was actually a preemptive strike aimed to stop humans from developing Marc Lecointe.

It failed.

For some reason I'm imagining this guy looking not unlike The Dark Knight's version of Two-Face, only with some more... extensive reconstruction.

Running around with half a horribly disfigured head blasting aliens so more faces may be spared the torment his endured. Faces of small children and little old ladies, average Joes and Josephines like us. He damn near lost half his head so we could keep ours. And he's still fighting.

Still.

Fighting.

BELIEVE IN MARC LECOINTE

The Face On Mars? The one in Cydonia?

Marc. Lecointe.

He carved it from his back garden using a laser pointer.

I love you /tg/
I love you so much.

THREAD NEEDS ARCHIVE BADLY

My best fighter was called Signourney. Her last name is now lost to the mists of time. She was an alien killing machine.

Let me tell you about Sgt. Signourney. She was with X-com at the start, rushed out of the Skyranger in meatrushes. She went out first. While recruits pinged at Sectoids ineffectively, Signourney knew what to do. Her first mission she headshotted two in one round.

She quickly grew massively in power, wracking up a ridiculous amount of kills each time she was deployed. I gave her a laser rifle. Next mission she killed two cyberdiscs with it.

By the end of the game she had power armour and heavy plasma, and was more than capable of taking on a UFO full of aliens by herself. Once, she was ambushed by a floater who auto-fired a plasma rifle into her face. She lived, and killed him on reaction fire.

>>3690961

>My best fighter was called Signourney. Her last name is now lost to the mists of time. She was an alien killing machine.

Weaver.

If Marc and Signourney got together, would the universe spontaneously combust?

What would their child be like?

>>3690961
The funny thing about Signourney was that her Bravery stat was only 20, but she never, ever fled. She was seemingly invulnerable to psychic attack, and shrugged off the deaths of her other officers, leading X-com to victory over an alien base in the Himalaya mountains. She singlehandidly took out the Sectoid commmand bunker, and saved China from infiltration by aliens.

>>3690973

In before Ruby WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T NEED EYES TO HEADSHOT FLOATERS

>>3690974
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the Emperor was *really* born.

When Marc Lecointe and Signourney Something got together and had sex, the psychic backlash of their climaxes was enough to fry the brains of all Ethereals at several light years radius.

>>3690974

Seeing as the child's parents would have conquered the alien foe QUITE THOROUGHLY, the prodigy would probably devote him or herself to the research of their smoldering remains.

PhD in xenobiology or exotic technologies by 17. Like Doogie Howser with lasers.

The Heroes of X-Com.

The next time some faggot makes a thread about Tyranids invading Earth, or Space Marines or Guard attacking the US, you know what must be done.

When Marc Lecointe runs out of TU's he rips apart the fabric of time with his teeth and yanks out additional TU's. Then fires his blaster launcher. In burst mode.

>>3691006
Summon the mighiest of the mighty.
The Angel of Death.
Finest of the Emperor's finest
Marc Lecointe

>>3691024
Marc Lecointe doesn't need a blaster launcher to launch blaster bombs.

He SPITS THEM AT THE ALIENS, the bomb reaching superluminal speeds.

X-COM WAS HERE

ORDO XENOS, TORCHWOOD, MIB, DELTA GREEN ARE ALL FAGGOTS

Signourney can rip Cyberdisks apart with her bare hands. If she's PMSing, she uses them to shoot down alien battleships by throwing them at them.

Even Gregory House is polite to Marc Lecointe

>>3691095

Look at the guy's recovery time.

Gregory House was the one that fixed his fucking face.

Marc Lecointe saved my life once.

I was attached to his group as part of a UN evaluation team, as India had raised some concern into the nature of the X-Com project. As the group entered the city, we were set upon by dark coloured creatures with crab-like claws.

"Chryssalids" Marc shouted, shoving me out of the way of one of the monsters attacks. As I gazed up from the ground, hurt and dazed, I saw Sgt Lecointe grab the monster from the back of the head and smash it into a lamp post. Again and again he smacked it, the alien's claws thrashing wildly and ineffectively.

The sergeant stopped when he ran out of lamp post. But in my opinion, he should have stopped when he ran out of Chryssalid.

Marc and Signorney Lecointe took their honeymoon at the home planet of the Ethereals. There were no survivors.

>>3691114

Yeah... it was his rookie years.

Attention X-com commanders.

Her name was Signourney Bryant. Sergeant Signourney Bryant, attached to X-com in Wales. She will be missed.

Six mission-heavy months she stayed, gunning down something in the region of a hundred enemies. It is X-com command's belief that she died the way she would have wanted to, sending hordes of bomb wielding Mutons into hell.

Now that she is gone, command is thinking of assigning the UK branch a hover tank. It's the only thing available that has anywhere near as much turn units as she did.

Sometimes, when God is really, really bored, he asks Marc Lecointe if he can borrow the keys to the car.

Marc Lecointe is also Chicago Ted

Chicago Ted of /tg/.

>>3691160
She's faking it. Too badass to die.

Really she just went on an undercover mission somewhere.

When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone.
After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school.

For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.

So does /tg/ still bother with 4chan archive or is everything suptg now?

Crowning moment of Awesome:

Marc Lecointe, Sigourney Weaver, entire SG1 team, Sharpe and Gregory House in Space Marine Armours storming The Eye Of Terror in a pimped out Avenger

I'm a programmer. I managed to finally get version 0.5 of my code to compile, after an afternoon of slogging through stupid bugs. I arrogantly added the comment "Even Marc Lecointe thinks this is good code."

Then I googled Marc Lecointe. He's a programming expert in Toulouse.

Time travel? Myth... confirmed.

>>3690909
>>3689725
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ch6HTB_Y6g
this playing while Marc Lecointe & Nils Bastionhall fly a Grey Knights strike cruiser into the eye of terror.

3 months later it blinked.

Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.

How do I x-com?

Checked /rs/ and 1d4, nothing there. Google only gave legit options...

Link please?

>>3691252
>>3691248

crowning moment of awesome mind?

This is my Ubermensch: Stefan Ulbricht.

He fights with only a laser pistol and his guts.

Once Marc Lecointe was handed a rifle and ammo.

He declined the ammo.

Lecointe doesn't need ammo.

>>3691278

There was a post between. "-mind" does not work that way.

>>3691257
Hold on, I'll put it on Mediafire for you

>>3691325
point, but it was roughly the same idea...

>>3691328

Thanks anon!

>>3691343
Mine was more awesome

>>3691251

What are you programming?

Screenshots of commented source plx

Marc Lecointe founded the Ordo Xenos

>>3691358
well mine had a sound track.

What is the difference between Marc Lecointe and God?

Marc Lecointe never wishes he was God.

Marc Lecointe once cunt punted a Norn Queen.

Look it's cute and everything but stop replacing Chuck Norris with Marc Lecointe in these silly anecdotes.

It's going to take too long for me to put my best copy of X-Com on the net, so here's a lesser copy:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AWNOCNWB

Has terror from the deep and enemy unknown. Less user friendly start up though. I think, I haven't actually tried this version. I can upload my copy after I get back from an RPG session, but another fa/tg/uy would be better off doing it.

Marc Lecointe once met Chuck Norris.

Marc Lecointe couldn't stop laughing for a week. His urine drowned three villages.

>>3691360

I'm programming a fairly basic hardware controller that can radiate at varying frequencies.

pic related

>>3691400
The best ones are more than just Norris clones. See: >>3690893 and >>3688590

>>3691417

Sorry for stupid resolution; I'm programming on a netbook computer because I'm working from home today.

So what does Marc Lacointe look like?

Until the drawfags arrive, this picture is my impression of him.

>>3691459
But that's Brock Samson. If you had Marc Leconite look like Brock Samson, the sheer masculinity would obliterate everything within 50 feet of him at all times.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Marc, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, aliens who spend every second of their day doing stupid ass autopsies. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever captured any X-com? I mean, I guess it's fun launching terror missions at people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than probing hicks driving down old country roads.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "try to hit human soldiers with heavy plasma fire"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot scientist girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all alien faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>3691474
So you're saying it's an accurate representation of Marc Lacointe then?

>>3691493

Pic related. It's me and my custom gatling heavy plasma gun.

This is how I see Marc.

We also need drawfaggotry of late Signourney.

http://www.mediafire.com/?2zn4omkgjze

Best version of X-com. Enemy Unknown plus TFTD, with an easy launcher for nubs.

>>3691493
Now, I can't see Marc being like that.
His hate is more of a cold fury.
"Bitch did you just SHOOT me?"

The people on the missile are the only survivors after the incident known only as 'Marc Vs. Cydonia'.

I bet Marc looks like Harrison Ford (or vice versa)

>>3691537
Oh hell yes.
And it works, since you can't see the man's face.
Simply looking upon him cuases your bowls to empty

>>3691561

Your bowls of what? Wheaties?

>>3691537

Is that possibly some Contra 3 right there?

>>3691513

Thanks anon

>>3691537
I seriously hope this aroused memories of the 4th boss of Contra III in every fa/tg/uy

>>3691577
lol

Marc Lecointe is the only man ever known to have made Evelyn Crossett swoon. He did this by beating her at a Live Reaper Eating Contest by one point. They were on Cydonia at the time, and both wearing standard X-Com jumpsuits.

My personal favourite up-and-coming soldier is the amazingly named Austin Dodge. He uses two laser pistols, has never been hit and always waits for the enemy to reaction fire before drawing, in order to give them a chance.

>>3691682
>He uses two laser pistols,

What's the point of that? Apart from looking cool, that is. It's more weight to carry and dual-wielding has absolutely no use I've found.

I suppose that while I'm doing concept art for a blatant and affectionate clone of this game, I might as well portray Marc somehow.

If the OP is still around, what'd the guy look like in your game? To the rest of you, classic X-Com style or something of my own creation?

>>3691784
>To the rest of you, classic X-Com style or something of my own creation?

Just give him personal armor and laser pistol. Other than that, use your imagination.

>>3691794

I personally feel that X-Com proper would be best but I have no practice in it, so be forewarned if /tg/ese democracy swings that way.

I thought /tg/ ought to know that Sgt. Signourney Bryant is not, despite claims to the contrary, dead.

She re-appeared in Canada, bravely leading X-com forces to victory against a harvest craft full of Floaters. They never had a chance.

She's now a captain.

>>3691784

I tried to grab an image of Marc Lecointe, causing my computer to be destroyed and myself to lose consciousness for several hours.

Before I passed out, I can only vaguely recall the face of a redhead. His hair was a mess.

He was grinning madly.

He had reason to be. He was preparing for an alien base assault.

>>3691823
Xcom proper would have way more lasting value.

>>3692539

Did you save early?

Did you save often?