I like how MUHREENS are apparently the only important facet of the 40k setting.

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

FER GORK AN' MORK!

LET'S GET STUCK IN, BOYZ!

WE'Z GETTIN' SHOT UP!

...I don't think Orks need much changing.

"OH NO, IT'S THE LIFEWATCH TEAM! AGGG-please lemme go, I'll tell you where they're planning to launch the sleeping gas! Don't hurt me!"

This both infuriates and intrigues me...

>>3631384

in cartoons, always go with the popular characters first.

THIS ALSO ALLOWS FOR INCREDIBLE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

Orkz only knock their opponents unconscious and then steal all their stuff.

>>3631357
...nice

>>3631412
It should be a ragtag group of an unusually calm and introspective ork (still completely insane by human standards), a chaos cultist, an eldar pirate, and a tau and the bad guys could be regular marines and SoBs and others. Get some fucking diversity in the main cast.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Still can't sympathize with the TF fags that whine about TFA, your fandom started out as a children's TV show, and it still is a children's TV show, no justification for getting angry about that.

>>3631485
"Boss ain't we supposed ta kill 'em?"
"No ya git! 'Cause ifin' dey'z still loive, dat meanz we can steal from 'em again!"
"Dat's roight smart dat is!"

i would only watch said cartoon if it was done properly and compromised on nothing. i want it with all the violence. of course it would have to be rated adult.

40K is already an E for Everyone game.

>>3631357

That GK makes me cum.

The Imperium only trades with aliens. Any wars with Xenos are because of bad Imperial Guard Commanders who are inevitably shown to be evil and or crazy when the good Imperial Guard Commanders come and save the day.

Tau try hard to get along with everyone, but it's only certain Imperial factions that accept them as friends

>>3631398
>lifewatch
>sleeping gas
>please don't hurt me

>>3631513
Way to miss the fucking point genius

>>3631541
But thats not how the imperium funtions...

>>3631815
NO WAY? REALLY? FOR SERIOUS?

OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA!

>>3631819
Double Captain Obvious...

>>3631815
Watch some kiddy cartoons, then come back.

>>3631357
It's so... clamp-ish, what the fuck is this heresy?

>>3631825
>>3631825
Watch the newest transformers animated cartoon

So what about these guys?

>>3631869
Uhhhh...they're pirates.

Slaanesh doesn't exist.

40K is already for teens and kids, that's who they market it to.

>>3631357
BY THE GOD-EMPEROR!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR THIGHS?

>>3631925

they took the tabletop thin thighs concept and "expanded" upon it

aka, they fit the cartoonish look of the minatures perfectly

This is like, heresy all over the place.

Main character would be an assassin, like an Eversor but with less suicide, oh and we'll have to get rid of that skull mask, and to much black doesn't play well with parents, give him an orange jumper.

And he'll need some kind of catchphrase to repeat ad infinitum at inappropriate times.

I raged a little

>>3631997
"You bet!"

I raged so hard at the OP, thusly confirming my place as a huge fucking nerd.

<spoiler>The Emperor is replaced with The Pope.</spoiler>

>>3632001

you're going to rage a WHOLE lot more once I introduce this crazy fetish promoting idea!


One episode involves the sexy Callidus main character taking a completely wrong formula for her drug, and starts inflating like a balloon.

And the whole episode revolves around her inflating bigger and bigger as the whole gang tries to both find a cure AND fight off the heavy metal Slaaneshi Band Marines as they once again try to control the minds of everyone with the cliche music-wave device.


Did I mention massive tits?

Oh the tits and tightness in that suit of hers.

And the buttcrack

mmmm, the fapness

>>3631997

This could work. Believe it.

Needs two bumbling ork henchmen for comic relief.

>>3632033

WHUWHAIHFIJSADFHASD

Well they'd wouldn't show exact details such as hard nipples and stuff, but she'd be as sexy as an old-fashioned kids show would go

recommencing rage

DHAUIDHQ#U*PDH#UDDHASJKLDASD

>>3632030

FUCK

>>3632033

>gang

Just that one word has me grinding my teeth IRL.

>>3632033

I AM DROWNING IN A SEA OF RAGE

>nothing much changed
/thread

>>3632050

Sister: "Oh no! Cally's blowing up like a balloon!"

Terminator: "What do we do Eversor?"

Eversor: "Stay calm gang, we'll think of something:"

Callidus: "Heh... heh... help guys?"

Vindicare: *shrugs* "Least we found a replacement for the sofa

Everyone: Oh Vindi! *group chuckle*

>>3632075

I...I...

I have nothing to say

I want to rage in one part of my mind at the thought of this show... but the other part of me wants to see this just so I can fap to my sick fantasy

Perhaps something like this would fit 40k?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZD3k0gYXY8

There will be one woman, smaller and weaker than everyone else but she will inexplicably be the strongest one, but only fights for noble causes.

>>3632162
Eldar often do the "you are already dead" routine...

You are now imagining a marine looking badass to the phrase "YOU WA SHOCK!"

-The Emperor isn't a (still amazingly strong and psychic) corpse, he's just in a wheelchair from when Horus went to Terra to tell his Dad he's leaving the Imperium

-The Imperial Cult doesn't exist, all religion is removed

-The noble Space Marines (our hero being a young Ultramarine) only fight to defend their empire (no reason is ever given why or how they assimilated an empire)

-The Inquisition is completely avoided

-Orks are comic relief and never hurt anyone

-Dark Eldar are never mentioned

-Necrons are comical robots (see Star Wars battle droids)

-Tyranids can be placated into peace, they just are hungry

-Slaanesh? gone. Khorne? gone. Tzeentch can stay (a bumbling Cobra Commander wannabe) Nurgle is toned down, only making people have colds/coughs/the flu

-Chaos are bumbling nitwits

-no Daemons.

-Imperial Guard are well liked, live to ripe old ages after retiring, have no commissars, fight the good fight, etc

>>3631357
I hope you're not trolling, cuse I love this idea.
tha show would be kind of like he-man or something like that, but with a cooler intro... and less gay... anyways, main cast should be about a bunch of team fortess-ish guardsmen serving on cadia, twarting the EVIL schemes of Abbadon, of course, always ending with victory for the brave guardsmen and some moral "thougth of the day" at the end. the villians would be Abbadon whom mostly just sits aboard his ships with EVIL scheming and ranting at his underlings Kharn, Fabius and some other famous Chaos characters (all of them off course exagratedly comical, see the henchmen in Bionic6) whom makes all the pulling and pushing for him.
every episode would likely just be of Abbadon comming up with a new EVIL (and ridicilous) plan to take over cadia and send his henchmen to do shit for him countered by the brave guardsmen because "they work togheter and chaos don't" or something like that.
the show would every now and then feature famous imperial characters like Yarrick or Marneus Calgar, they would show up and help the heroes save the day when abbadon had a REALLY EVIL plot, afterwards praising the heroes for their brave defence of the imperium and the imperiums fine ideals.
I could go on forever, I think it could work

Faggotry detected

engaging in purging parameters

3...2...1

SaGe

>>3632307

And every last person here would watch every single episode.

>>3632307
It should focus entirely on the Tau. Should give STRONG PRO-COMMUNIST messages, and the plots should be decided by a bunch of tree-hugging vegan hippies.

>>3632322
ur doin it wrong

>>3632307
you got it better than I did :P didn't see your post untill it was to late. but thats the show I'd would like to go up early in the saturday mornings to watch as a kid

>>3632307
He isn't in a wheelchair, he's just really sad and mopey

Feel good thread of the year.

I raged, I laughed, I cried.

>>3632359

The Emprah is House. Played by Hugh Laurie and everything. Stephen Fry is the Pontifex Maximus of the Ecclesiarchy. They have wacky hijinx together.

GOOD END!!

There has to be a Tyranid episode where the 'nids attack, and our heroes try all sorts of things, but no matter what they do, there are just always more 'nids gnawing on the furniture.

Then suddenly our hero has an idea!

Cut to a huge Tyranid behind a table, along with our heroes, eagerly eating a slice of pizza.

And someone comments "It sure was a smart idea to phone for pizza, Ultra Marty!"

"It sure was, gang!"

Everyone laughs.

>>3632353
even thou I've got to say that I can't see why the emperor is stuck on the golden throne or that he and horus hatesw each other is a problem
just make it so that the emprah is sick and still recovering from injury/heartbreak since horus went to chaos, Horus did turn half of the mareens aginst emprah and emprah had to kill him but it doesn't have to be that graphich in the series. if the scene is ever shown, only the emprah and horus battle need to be shown in detail, and horus death would be full of "I love you son but I have to do this" tears.
heck, maybe if Abbadon (he is a clone of horus, rigth?) would come back to the imperium and emprah had a chance to say he was sorry it would all be fine...
man... that was gay...

>>3632408
We're replacing the last line of the episode.
After being told that it was a good idea to phone for pizza, Ultra Marty responds with "Yeah, I had a GUT feeling."

Cue laughter. I think we're onto something here, boys. This could be big.

>>3632408
... ;___;

Actually, what if all the characters go to the same school, but they don't recognize each other out of their special outfits?

So nobody knows that Martin McImperium is actually ULTRA MARTY, DEFENDER OF MANKIND, because he doesn't wear his blue power armor to school.

gayness detected

engaging in purging parameters

3...2...1

sage

>>3632408
They CAN attack Necrons though, because they're robots.

>>3632408
Oh god I raged

Now add RAD and TO THE EXTREME aaaaand

We're done.

>>3632033
>>3632075

something like this?

But more like in a random battle

>>3632501

Necrons would be the main villains. They would have horrible aim and use regular lasers a la transformers instead of gauss flayers, which are scary as hell. One good shot with an autopistol would drop them like a sack of potatoes.

If the heroes suffer an ambush by the necrons, the warriors will spend the first 5 seconds pointing and saying "get them!". And so forth.

>>3632575

Cue the Transformers Crossover Special

>>3632550

ummmm


Well it's clean, no hard nipple effects or anything...

umm....


...

>>3632550
Okay, fine. We'll do that. Stop. Please.

All the Tau girls are literally like this


Fuck the full body armor, let's do it /tg/ style without the explicit sexual detail

>>3632615
>All Tau girls are like this

Big tits, big hips, big guns?

>>3632550


goddamn it internet, this is strangely arousing me


Anyways, what the hell do bolters do?

Do they just fire HUGE rubber rounds that knock the shit outta people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmys-Tys90&NR=1

for some inspiration

>>3632627
It's like a ideal woman

>>3632629
Release your sexuality, young one. Give in. Come to the dark side.

>>3632627

yep, but no cleavage for an [e] rating

Well, no exposed cleavage, we also want to attract adults to this show as well, like in the old good days of the 80s, but with more advanced animation

>>3632644

oh very well, fuck it

>>3632550
>>3632615

*fap* *fap* *fap*

>>3632629
No, they just blow the shit out of the bad guys weapons, veichles and any hats present, lucky Luke style.

>>3632678


but it's a GUN


a GIANT FUCKING GUN


And we can't have that I'm afraid, what would the parent's think?

Nah, it's gotta an electric shocking gun that literally fires "bolts" of disabling electrical balls that won't damage the bad guys, as we hope for them to learn their lesson in the long run

>>3632629
they fire higly explosive rounds rigth? just make some fat ass explosions and everyone should be happy, badguys doesn't have to be torn appart by the blast, just have em blown away and fall over in some comical style, like in biker mice or some other shit

>>3632700
Dude... have you WATCHES a kid's show lately? GUNS EVERYWHERE!
Some even leave damage! This show would OF COURSE be aimed at boys and they LOVE GUNS!

>>3632700
>Nah, it's gotta an electric shocking gun that literally fires "bolts" of disabling electrical balls that won't damage the bad guys, as we hope for them to learn their lesson in the long run
>it's gotta an electric shocking gun that literally fires "bolts" of disabling electrical balls that won't damage the bad guys
>electric shocking gun that literally fires "bolts" of disabling electrical balls
>fires "bolts" of disabling electrical
>bolts
>like a lighting bolt
>but just shocking


FFFFFFFFFFAFHASJDHASJKDHASJKLFHASFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>3632629

Just do it like in GI Joe. They can be real weapons, but the main cast is never hit by them, even if they get pinned by enemy fire/driven away/whatever. Blowing up vehicles and robots is fine though.

The Eldar/Tau need to show up a couple times a season to both be awesome and flaunt their unique tech (for the purposes of selling toys, naturally). They don't have to be at odds with the guardsmen/marines who make up the main cast, but they don't have to be super friendly either. They can show up for a 2-3 episode arc to help deal with a waaaagh or hive fleet or what have you, but don't join the main cast because they don't totally get along with them because of their philosophies (the eldar are know-it-alls who don't trust the humans, the tau are too serious and demanding and think of the heroes as being too selfish, etc). Really, you could make a recurring, gentle moral lesson of the series be "all things in moderation" -- the chaos gods (assuming they'd be toned down enough to be kid-friendly, super-villain level evildoers) could just be the most obvious example that extremism leads to Bad Stuff.

(also, in the mental picture i have of this show, the Tau would have totally been my favorites. I always loved giant robots growing up.)

>>3632700
Except for robots. The electricity fries robots.

Okay, how's this for an episode: Horus is upset because it appears that everyone has forgotten his birthday. The Emperor suddenly leaves and takes Rogal Dorn with him, and even when he skins his knee on Davin, nobody helps him.

This makes Horus very upset, and he almost turns on the Emperor, when it turns out that the Emperor called the Imperial Fists back to Terra...to make a super SURPRISE PARTY!

Oh and there has to be a bumbling, cute Ork that got lost on his way to a "war" [replace "war" with whatever child-friendly event an Ork would attend] that joins the gang and oft supplies comic relief.

Just throwing that idea out there.

>>3632745

Holy shit I lol'd.

I want to rage - but I lol'd so hard at the birthday part.

Actually, electric bolts are PERFECT, because it allows you to shoot people, thereby provoking those humorous effects where the person turns black and transparent and we get to see their skeleton, so that we know they've been properly shocked.

Then you can show the person is okay, but all singed with a little smoke rising from their hair.

>>3632757
Replace war and WAAAAGH with wagh or wog.

>>3632742'

throw in a little Eldar Farseer romance as she casually flirts with one of the Marines in that sort of 1920s romance, playing hard to get

>>3632766

That's not why I raged (cause that's a good idea what you just said)


It was just the initial shock of taking the brutal bolt round and making it LITERALLY into a bolt of electricity


I'm calmed now

an really good animators on /tg/ right now? this must be made.

>>3632771
Dude, that should be a whole subplot, with a Chaos Marine & a loyalist Marine both going to comical extremes to outdo the other & win her affections!

>>3632771

Yes. Also the Tau commander has to be a standoffish badass, Lancer stereotype (not as in Type-moon).

>>3632745

Y'know... when you think of 40K THAT way, it all seems rather petty and tragic.

All this started because a son didn't feel the love of his father :(

Essentially.

>>3631357

WHY DOESN'T THE SORITAS HAVE WHITE HAIR? WHY?


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

>>3632742
>"all things in moderation"
>extremism leads to Bad Stuff
Sounds kind of rotten, actually.

>>3632811

inquisition and sorroritas are not mutualy inclusive.

>>3632783

I've heard that misconception a lot over the years.

Another episode could be about Ultra Marty trying to become friends with the Emperor's Children, and he has to pretend to like things he doesn't and listen to their music and stuff, thereby abandoning his former friends.

Thankfully, by the end of the episode we learn that the Emperor's Children are jerks and that you should Just Be Yourself.

>>3632811

THAT'S A FUCKING INQUISITOR YOU FUCKCOCK

YOU SEE THE FUCKING TRIPLE I SHIT?

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP IN THIS SHITTY COGBOY ROOM

>>3632811
That reminds me, there totally needs to be an episode where a girl wants to be a space marine, but she's told that NOOOOOO, only BOYS can be space marines.

So she sets out to prove that Girls Are Just As Good As Boys!

Oh no! The Evil Forces of Chaos have us pinned down with an unlikely plot device! Quick, LIttle Blonde Girl, you're the only one who can save us! Use you and your teddy bear's plucky personality and courage to flip the switch that saves the day! Or token female who can do everything the men can do but better! Quick, destroy everything while we bumble about!

>>3632832
You don't get it. It's not that drastic, just a shounen adaptation.

Hey guys, I was just thinking that...
...
*silence*
*double facepalm*
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING?
THIS IS WRONG ON EVERY POSSIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE LEVEL. THIS IS MORE WRONG THAN REPLACING SLAANESH WITH /B/OXXY AND THE SPACE MARINES WITH BIKER MICE AND PAYING GW TO MAKE IT CANON! WITH A NEW LINE OF MODELS OF SPACE BIKER MICE MARINES!
I AM RAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUASDGFGAFDAGDSFGSGSDG&#%//$€£{$€@$](/¤(/&%#&//%)=

>>3632853
Eh? I thought this was a western saturday morning cartoon, not a shonen anime.

>>3632858

It's okay... here.. have some hot chocolate...


It'll be okay... the ratings will go through the roof

>>3632847
"Hahaha...I, Tzeentch, master of crime, have concocted a dastardly plan...to ROB a BANK!!!"

>>3632847
>blonde girl
>teddy

If that's Bridget, I think there's something you need to know...

>>3632881

Tzeentch has stolen forty cakes!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3632908

And that's terrible.

>>3632908
36
4 * 9

>>3632858

>SPACE BIKER MICE MARINES

Fucking brilliant!

At the gang's [a]secret hideout or [b]headquarters (it hasn't been mentioned where they'll hang out and chill and stuff) there can be there resident mice that have their own little power armo(u)rs and ride around on little assault bikes (comical in appearance obviously).

They can be on a constant mission to get into the fridge and get a block of cheese, failing in every episode in zany and funny ways! It'll teach us to Never Give Up On Your Dreams!

>>3632908
Alright, Ultramarines! Time to stop this confectionary plot and take a BITE out of CRIME!

>>3632921
or 45
5 * 9

THIS THREAD IS FURY INSPIRING
BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S AWESOME BECAUSE OF THE POTENTIAL


AND THE FACT THAT IT'S INEVITABLE THAT AS WARHAMMER 40000 BECOMES KNOWN TO THE REST OF THE MASSES...

MARKETING WILL RISE AND OTHER COMPANIES WILL TAKE INTEREST

IN FACT, WARHAMMER 40000 WILL BECOME SO POPULAR THAT IT'S AN EVERYDAY THING WITHOUT THE GRIMDARK, BUT THE AWESOME


AND IT IS THEN THAT JESUS COMES FROM THE HEAVENS IN MIGHTY GOLDEN ARMOR AND UNITES HUMANITY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE REAL WORLD AND WE INVENT STUFF AS QUICKLY AS THE TAU

AND FINALLY

we'll be at peace

>this thread

>>3632865
When set IN SPACE, they look totally the same. See Exosquad.

>>3632931

I second this motion.

Fund it, for the Glory of the God-Emperor!

someone screencaping this shit?

>>3632745
I would rage AND LOL

We need lots of oneliners, think Spiderman TAS.

* Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man!
* Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

* Venom: Ticket, please.
* Spider-Man: Next time, I'm flying!

>>3632811
Better?

>>3633035
>pic
OH GOD THE COLORS

>>3632908

that's as many as 4 tens!

and then

>>3632917

>>3632847

I just figured that the little girl was a psyker. I'm probably not the only one.

>>3633037

Yeah, well I was so enraged, I really didn't look at the picture closely and notice the "I" on her armor.

>>3632926
What are we doing...we must wake...up...this isn't right....

I don't know if any of you have had the 'pleasure' of seeing the new star wars clone wars animations, but it's basically the same as what we've all described in this thread.

Clone troopers get killed all the time in this (actual) kid's cartoon, so I don't see why power armoured marines, chaos marines and Krieg troopers can't die. So long as you can't see their faces, its OK.

"This fall, Sinister Dexter creator and one-time Legion of Super-Heroes writer Dan Abnett is going back to the future... but this time to a future far, far beyond the 30th century. And much, much nastier. Penning Warhammer 40,000 for Boom! Studios, based on the tabletop strategy adventure by Games Workshop, Abnett will be returning to a property he knows well to introduce a whole new audience to the 40k universe. We had a chance to talk with Abnett about this latest project. "

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

ITS REAL

>>3633087
Or even Cadians with respirators if all the German-ness of the Krieg is too offensive for widdle kiddies.

>>3633104

FUCKING SOURCE LINK?

>>3632833
So is SHE is an Inquisitor too? Don't they carry that symbol with them?
I'm confused now ...

>>3632931
I love you anon ^^ good plan is good, you have forseen the future and so shall it be.
I shall use my influence as a youth worker to make the next generation play warhammer instead of fagging about twiligth

>>3633104
HOLY FUCKING GODS OF CHAOS, MAKE THIS NOT HAPPEN!

>>3633104

YOU LYING FUCKER!

>>3633137

Oh great, we get an assload of little kids playing as the smurfs. Just great.

>>3633104
Cam't find any official mention but it seems genuine.

>>3633125

no, because the original artist depicted the woman as "Lady Inquisitor"

>>3632858
Then we're doing this right!

Boom! Studios is a comic book company. Not an animating company.

Once the emperor wanted to bring peace and prosperity to all humans across the galaxy. But the treacherous Abaddon abused his power and sought to take the good Emperors place. Eventually the Emperor beat Abaddon but now as grows old, he has assembled a team of his greatest warriors to fight injustice and evil.

They are the space marines, and they shall know no fear!!!


*insert epic music*

The cast is chilling in their base, drinking hot chocolate. Suddenly the alarm sounds. A big screens turns on.... it's the Emperor! A good-hearted man with grizzled hair and blue, peaceful eyes.

"Space Marines, the good citizens of Cadia are in trouble! The greenies want to steal the mega-warp shield generator! You have to stop them before they get their hands on it!"

*dun dun dun*

Come on /tg/ admit it, it's interesting.

"DA: Centrally. I'm writing about Ultramarines, who are Space Marines, the most iconic human warriors in the whole universe. The cartoon is a core primer; a sampler of the stuff 40K does so well. "

>>3633164
>>3633150
>>3633147
>>3633117

I know I was trollin you guys. Heaping rage upon rage. It actually comes from a comic that ain't half bad.

>>3633117
it's just a troll.

>>3633104
LIES. THEY'RE ALL LIES. IT'S A COMIC, NOT A KIDS' CARTOON AND IT'S SUFFICIENTLY GRIMDARK.
SAUCE:
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=82219
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=82219
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=82219
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=82219

Someone say, Warhammer cartoon?

>>3633104
YOU BEST BE TROLLING NIGGER

>>3633198
Oh thank god, almost raged untill i had a hea-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHH

>>3632550

somebody with decent photoshoping skill edit this to a Callidus

For three reasons

1) For fappers

2) To incite the ragers

3) The rest can lulz

>>3632757
orky big mek sidekick, fund it!
>>3632924
actual biker mice (from mars) FUND IT!

>>3633104
I love you so much, but in a non gay way.

>this whole thread


I didn't rage

I just laughed my ass off at the entire thing


It's a precious /tg/ canon idea.


As long as it doesn't become official, this is perfectly okay


Go ahead, rage at me


also

>>3633249

ah hell why not, I'm eager to get some action going on around here, we need more excitement, and not just the sexual kind

What would the opening be like? Showing a slew of badguys and then present each hero?

This is the best thread.

>>3633250

I love myself too, in a very gay way.

> The cast is chilling in their base, drinking hot chocolate

HERESY

Orks would be reduced to ridiculous comic relief villains.

>>3632488

Warhammer High?

>>3633390
Pretty much... EVERYONE has already said that.

>>3633390
As if they aren't already in canon?

>>3633410

Yup, I just wanted to post the picture. By and by, Orks are already pretty much comic relief. Only difference between them and most comic relief character is that they are very, very dangerous

>>3632813

>>3633407

Oh, I remember that. Tzeentch was the principal and Scout purged with Cultist. It was epic writefaggotry.

>>3631357

What is it with American cartoons and horrible, lethally unfunny puns?

>>3631357

Aside from rage, this thread managed to physically hurt me. congrats /tg/.

>>3633459

Bad writing, mostly. Cartoon makers over here have gotten it into their heads that just because your marketing it towards children, you can have shitty scripts, simplistic, recycled plots, and bad animation.

"Damn you Space Marines! I'll get you next time!".

>>3632307
NOOOOOOOOOO
Dark Eldar are all sketchy merchants.

>>3633484

"Don't worry about quality! Kids are too stupid to notice anyway!"

"Remember kids, real space marines don't do drugs".

>>3632496
...Sage doesn't work, and it certainly doesn't work that way

>>3633087
We're going for 80's here, watch some eighties saturday morning cartoons

>>3633148
yeah... you're rigth... plan was dildoes, at least my part

you don't have to change the guns as long as you give them improbably amounts of plasma and melta weaponry

Also the roughnecks CG show means that you can kill tyranids all you want as long as the blood is not red

>>3633550
NA NA NANANA NANA NA

Has anyone archived this thread? Should we?

>>3633814
WE SHOULD! I haven't contributed in any good way but I just love all the other good stuff that people have stuffed in here

Why would anyone want to ever do this?

>>3632501
That's some Samaria Jack ethics you have there.

>>3633831
Becuase of the odd chance it turns out good, humans always cling to hope no matter how small it is.

"Dont mess with us, or we'll tell Pops Nurgle!"

>>3633858

You mean the .001% chance that the company that owns the rights to this franchise, which is only interested in profit, would turn this into anything other than a low-budget con game to lure kids into playing 40K.

Which, in turn, would flood the 40K boardgame and videogames with pre-pubescent, screaming man-children. Which, in turn, would drive the franchise into being even more childish.

And all of the fluff and fun and brainstorming we have here on /tg/ would be turned into hate-spewing rants about how 40K is never as good as it used to be and how the kids are fucking everything up?

So basically, if this idea went through, it would turn 40K into /b/.

>>3633881
When you put it like that...

>>3633898

Forcing people to be realistic is kind of my thing.

The Bad Guys

We just need to keep Warhammer Animated in the /tg/ realm, and laugh about it

But at the same time create our own episodes

Or something


If it becomes official:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3633910
Thanks for the wake up call, I guess I was engrossed in my vision of a perfect 40k tv adaption.

What I meant by my post is still true though: there is a chance, no matter how small and that's the only reason I can see to ever try to attempt it.

>>3633922

Could we make love bloom on the animated battlefield? ;_;

>>3633915
That fact that there isn't a clumsy, fattish, green armored guy, sneezing beetles onto the ground tugs at my heartstrings almost enough to do some drawfaggotry.

Almost.

>>3633933

There'd have to be harmless love

Nothing explicit, nothing Slaanesh


Because Slaanesh in this cartoonverse is the God of Pleasure in the sense that he's like: Screw working, playing around is more fun!

>>3633915

Urge to kill rising.

>>3633965
That could actually work!

Khorne would be the god of bullies

The heroes need to be a five (wo)man group consisting of (from tv tropes):

* The Hero — The leader of the group. Can be clean-cut and upstanding, bold and charismatic, serious and driven, or some combination of the three.
* The Lancer — The second-in-command, usually a contrast to The Hero. If the Hero is clean-cut and/or uptight, the Lancer is a grizzled Anti Hero or Deadpan Snarker; if the Hero is driven and somewhat amoral, the Lancer is more relaxed and level-headed. He is usually The Rival to the hero either as a friend or former enemy. Tends to be attracted to The Chick, if he's not attracted to The Hero instead.
* The Smart Guy — The physically weak, but intelligent or clever member. Often nerdy and awkward played for comic relief. Sometimes a trickster and a buddy of the Big Guy. May be the one with all the "street" connections.
* The Big Guy — The strongman of the team. May be dumb. Or mute.
* The Chick — A peacekeeping role to balance out the other members aggression, bringing them to a nice or at least manageable medium. Not always female, but is usually taken by the Token Girl, hence the name. Sometimes written as "the useless girl", which can cause a backlash from the fans. Sometimes replaced by or overlaps with the Action Girl.

also, chapters of space marines besides ultramarines sometimes need to be taught life lessons, ie. Blood Angels: Getting angry never solves your problems.

I wonder if anyone who works slightly higher up in GW finds and points out moments like these to their fellow designers, and how long they weep every night afterwards.

Professional animator here.
Prepare to rage in 2010.

>>3633929

No problem. I admire your honesty and willingness to admit your own faults. People like you give me hope, because so many people just resort to mindless, defensive insults and rationalizations.

There's nothing wrong with using your imagination, or brainstorming. But even the most imaginative idealism must be tempered with the pragmatic wisdom of the realist.

>>3634049
* The Hero — An Ultramarine
* The Lancer — An Eversor
* The Smart Guy — Techpriest?
* The Big Guy — Ogryn
* The Chick — Eldar Ranger

any better ideas?

>>3632033
>>3632075
>>3632550

I wanna see this for the lulz

But that's it, inflation is just not my cup of tea when it comes to fapping


No doubt though simply a Callidus inflating into a sphere with two mounds for boobs on a cartoon version of 40k is instant porn for inflation fetishists

For the Christmas Special, Papa Nurgle is lonely and none of the other warp gods want to spend Christmas with him so he gets really mad and decides to take out his anger on those annoying space marines but then psyker loli feels his lonely heart and tells everyone to stop fighting and they all learn a valuable lesson about not leaving other people out of the loop and not judging a book by its cover :)

>>3634057

FOR REAL?

If not, meh

If so, meh

Either way, the rage will be glorious

people

There's something wrong with the suptg archived thing of this thread

>>3633550
SMurfs need drugs on a regular basis to suppliment the geneseed's control over their extra organs. It's part of their life support system. Even if that got written out they use painkillers for when they get horribly mauled/maimed/mangled.

>>3633550

NOW WE KNOW!

>>3634199

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

>>3634183
lol no. The Emperor hates drugs, he made the Space Marines never take drugs.

Dear god /tg/, what have you wrought?

>>3633550

Could be the Aphex Twins. Very cute, very cuddly, DEFINITELY NICE NO SLAUGHTERING ENTIRE WORLDS, and ALL POWERFUL WTFPWN.

>>3633066
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remember kids, Real Space Marines don't do drugs- except the ones we take to turn into Space Marines in the first place, along with hypnotherapy and gene-therapy and psychotherapy and implanted organs! Besides, we leave the real heavy drugs to our good friend Mr. Eversor!

We don't want an E for Everyone 40k.
Not everyone should go here, and talk about his bullshit 40k ideas with us. It is not good.
We want old sweaty neckbeards who know what fluff is, understand what fits the setting, and dont try to invent Sues.

>>3634351
I don' t think anyone said that they actually wanted it.
This is one of those things that's funny to fantasize about, but would be a nightmare if it actually became reality.

>>3634344

Remember kids

Not all drugs are bad, but it's easy to become addicted to even the good ones


Watch out

>>3632550
>>3632615
>>3632033
>>3631957
>>3633922
>>3634225

Not a bad selection tonight...

>* The Hero — An Ultramarine
Fuck
>* The Lancer — An Eversor
Fuck
>* The Smart Guy — Techpriest?
Fuck
>* The Big Guy — Ogryn
Fuck
>* The Chick — Eldar Ranger
Double fuck

Awesome tg/... Awesome.