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    49 KB Joan, Episode 16: Mommy Strikes Back Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)19:31 No.3615167  
    Continuation from >>3612272

    A normal shopping trip has been subtly altered. Mommy believes she may have "overdone it a little".

    Now, the drawfag having been loaded with a combination of alcohol, sugar, caffeine, ice and ammonium chloride, the quest may contI FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:32 No.3615182
    Identify John's gender.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)19:33 No.3615184
    I ASK WHY SHE ISN'T IN COLOR BUT THE EXPLOSION IS
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:33 No.3615189
    >>3615182
    Yeah, might as well get a close look while we're down there.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:34 No.3615196
    >>3615182
    This. We're in the right position for it, might as well make an affirmation.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:34 No.3615198
    >>3615182
    >>3615189
    Lick it, see if it licks back.

    It's the only way to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:34 No.3615199
    Mommy seems to overdo lots of stuff...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:34 No.3615203
    Is the HOGOD GIANT HEADCRAB dead or simply mutated into something more horrific from the radiation?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:34 No.3615209
    >>3615182
    >>3615189
    >>3615196
    >>3615198
    Well SDF, there appears to be a consensus
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:34 No.3615211
    >>3615184

    SHE IS IN COLOR.


    Find writing material for John.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)19:35 No.3615212
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    >>3615182
    >>3615198
    >>3615196
    >>3615189
    And you guys called me an idiot for saying the "ask if she has a penis" in response to this had no reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:35 No.3615216
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    >>3615198
    I like your line of thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:36 No.3615220
    >>3615212
    Go away MB, nobody likes you.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:36 No.3615225
    >>3615198
    This one.
    >> OhgodIforgothowtotrip 02/04/09(Wed)19:37 No.3615234
    >>3615212
    still not me
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:37 No.3615236
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    >>3615198
    >Lick it, see if it licks back.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)19:42 No.3615282
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    >>affirmation
    You are now 100% certain that John is, in fact, allowed in the women's side of the bath.

    You are also 100% certain that in certain situations you must be very, VERY careful around her.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:43 No.3615289
    >>3615282
    Get a nose bleed
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:43 No.3615292
    >>3615282

    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:43 No.3615296
    double check
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:44 No.3615298
    >>3615292
    John prehensile vulva licked her
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)19:44 No.3615300
    >>3615282
    Bleed out of her nose for 1.5 seconds then wait for witty response from mommy.
    >> Yea I looked up Tripcode in FAQ, Big whoop, wana fight about it? Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)19:47 No.3615332
    observe results
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:47 No.3615334
    tell mommy you have to use the restroom and ditch her on the way there.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:48 No.3615341
    >>3615282
    check to see if crab and store and zombie army survived the blast
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)19:54 No.3615390
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    John seems unnecessarily pleased and relaxed.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:54 No.3615394
    >>3615298
    Sweet! She should be honored! Now we can also finally stop asking that question.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)19:56 No.3615399
    >>3615394
    >Now we can also finally stop asking that question
    >can finally stop
    People are still going to ask it no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:56 No.3615408
    >>3615390
    Hug John, check on store.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:57 No.3615412
    >>3615390
    now can we check to see what survived the blast?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:57 No.3615414
    >>3615390

    John looks like we tried a little too hard with that gender check.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:57 No.3615415
    >>3615390
    Ask John if she has gotten used to mommy now.

    And tell mom she's awesome. I think she deserves it.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)19:58 No.3615420
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    >>check to see if crab and store and zombie army survived the blast
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:58 No.3615421
    >>3615282
    >In certain situations we should be very careful around her

    Why? She seems to be enjoying herself, Joan can't enjoy herself too?

    Besides, Joan looks like she likes it.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:58 No.3615425
    >>3615414
    Likely. She also looks pleased.

    We should try harder next time.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:59 No.3615427
    >>3615420
    damn, well that plan is buggered, follow mom home
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)19:59 No.3615430
    >>3615420
    facepalm at mom.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)20:00 No.3615437
    >>3615420
    Go to remains to see if food mutated and to eat said mutated food to become stronger.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:00 No.3615438
    At this point, SDF, I think anon is ready for some poon.

    For now, however, let's check on our surroundings and wait until the next bathroom private talk for hot xenophilic lesbian sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:00 No.3615441
    DUCK AND PREPARE FOR RAINING BODY PARTS!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:01 No.3615447
    >>3615438

    >xenophilic lesbian sex
    oh jesus this is my new fetish
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:01 No.3615449
    >>3615438
    sounds like a plan to me
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:01 No.3615451
    >>3615421
    This. I think John would REALLY enjoy it if we weren't careful, so to speak, and I bet Joan would too...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:01 No.3615458
    >>3615447
    This has BEEN my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:01 No.3615459
    >>3615420
    >>3615415 here
    I take that back, mom is still a dunce.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:02 No.3615465
    Look at how dirty John is.

    When they get back home, John and Joan need to shower.

    Together.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:03 No.3615472
    Make "ಠ_ಠ" face at mom for blowing up the store.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:03 No.3615476
    >>3615465

    Merely save water. Really. Washing all that fur would leave hardly any hot water for Joan to use.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:04 No.3615483
    >>3615465
    >>3615476
    what a...practical...idea
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:04 No.3615487
    >>3615476
    Oh, definitely. Plus I bet John has some really hard to reach spots that could really use some shampoo and conditioner...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:05 No.3615498
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    >this thread so far
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)20:06 No.3615511
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    "I-it's not really a big deal, w-we have everything we need at h-home! I-i think we have a spare n-notebook and markers somewhere t-too."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:07 No.3615522
    >>3615465
    >>3615476
    >>3615483
    >>3615487
    Furries, all of you.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)20:08 No.3615532
    >>3615511
    Hills, run for em.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:08 No.3615534
    >>3615511
    Take us there, quickly.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:09 No.3615539
    >>3615511
    Tell mom not to do anything that destructive where there might possibly be innocent non-zombies around.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:09 No.3615541
    >>3615511
    Angrily ask if she's going to destroy that(home), too.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:09 No.3615542
    >>3615511
    Onward then!!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)20:09 No.3615545
    >>3615522
    I'm furry, and I honestly don't want this game to be nothing but porn >_> porn and explosions is ok though
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:12 No.3615561
    >>3615511

    Calm Mom down by encouragingly saying that it's an honest mistake that could happen to anyone.

    Do tell her to be a little more careful with her strength in the future, though. Ask her to be very cautious around the house and around us and John.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)20:16 No.3615590
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    You head for home.

    >>porn and explosions is ok
    >>porn and explosions
    >>porn explosions
    >>explosions porn
    >>is ok
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:18 No.3615608
    >>3615590

    DOes this mean that we are going to face an anthroed explosion?

    Fuck yeah, explosion elementals.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:18 No.3615614
    >>3615590
    >an explosion of porn is ok
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:20 No.3615624
    >>3615608
    Sounds dangerously close to inflation fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:21 No.3615635
    >>3615590
    I foresee nudity approaching. There's nothing wrong with that. We're all muture here, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:22 No.3615646
    >>3615624
    >Sounds dangerously close to inflation fetish.

    Well, we did have a brush with breast expansion already. Maybe that weird /d/-in-/tg/ thread is starting to leak over into this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:24 No.3615658
    Be prepared to protect John, verbally at least, in case Grandma decides she's a beer-spilling suitable-for-skinning threat to her little girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:25 No.3615659
    >>3615635
    Muture, maybe, mature, not even remotely close to any such thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:25 No.3615661
    >>3615635
    definitely .snicker.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)20:27 No.3615671
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    You're almost home. However, your almost ideal transit is interrupted by AN ENCOUNTER.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)20:27 No.3615673
    opportunity to imagine a new word! Define: muture
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:28 No.3615678
    >>3615673

    4chan

    Kats

    Zombies.

    This are all muture.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:28 No.3615681
    >>3615671
    Roll initiative?
    Hug John?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:29 No.3615689
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>3615681

    done
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/04/09(Wed)20:30 No.3615692
    Are these all archived somewhere. Last I saw we were in the elevator, now we're in an oversized shirt and, it seems, nothing else, and we've licked a Sergal's naughty bits.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:30 No.3615695
    >>3615671
    defense stance!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)20:30 No.3615697
    >>3615671
    nude dance to dazzle enemies!

    ...or just wait and see what we are looking at.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:31 No.3615703
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>3615692

    Is suptg our friend?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:32 No.3615721
    >>3615671
    Ready action: be carried by John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:33 No.3615725
    rolled 16 - 3 = 13

    Adding in dex modifier.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)20:39 No.3615773
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    You encounter a wild manly man, with an aura of manly manliness. His leather jacket is full of manliness.

    "Have you seen... my CAR?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:40 No.3615776
    >>3615671
    Suddenly something happens
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:40 No.3615784
    >>3615773
    Ask him to go "Eeeey"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:40 No.3615785
    >>3615773
    Ask if he means a giant headcrab
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:41 No.3615791
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>3615773


    Shit a SKILLL CHANNNGGGAGGGEEEE.

    shit, I need to 20X6
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)20:41 No.3615792
    >>3615773
    "I have seen many things, a car is not one of them"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:41 No.3615793
    >>3615785

    This. If his car is not a giant headcrab, respond that we have not, in fact, seen his car.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:41 No.3615794
    prepare to be fisted... northstar style
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)20:41 No.3615795
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >>3615784
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:42 No.3615802
    >>3615784
    >>3615785
    A combination of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:42 No.3615803
    >>3615773
    Warn him that asking questions and looking at you the wrong way will anger mommy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:42 No.3615804
    El Mariachi?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:42 No.3615810
    >>3615795
    See, shit like this is why people don't like you.

    Quoting a post number twenty times doesn't say anything, takes up space, and is as annoying as fuck.

    Tone it down, big guy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:43 No.3615814
    >>3615773
    No cars have stood out in the unusually under-detailed landscape we've traversed so far.

    Plus, jacketguy didn't even give a description of it.

    Ask what it looks like.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:43 No.3615821
    >>3615773

    Open shirt, wag breasts at him. If he looks, cry and ask mommy to make the bad man stop.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:44 No.3615830
    >>3615821
    That's stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:46 No.3615847
    >>3615830
    very, very stupid
    lets NOT do that
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)20:47 No.3615860
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    >>Ask him to go "Eeeey"
    "I ain't... FONZ."
    >>Ask if he means a giant headcrab
    "No, I mean a... CAR."
    >>Ask what it looks like.
    "It's black with genuine black leather... SEATS. It's cool, just like... ME."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:47 No.3615861
    Ask him if it was parked near the store. Then say you haven't seen it.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:47 No.3615862
    Spend the next week making a shiv that you then stab him with, never uttering a word in the meantime.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:48 No.3615874
    >>3615860
    Ask if he has a problem with his Cerebral Cortex to be talking like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:49 No.3615878
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>3615860

    Nope, sorry mister.

    Um.... Name?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:49 No.3615880
    >>3615860
    Tell him it's right behind him and run
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:49 No.3615884
    >>3615860

    "I haven't seen your car. Maybe a zombie took it? Those guys got no respect for peoples' property."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:49 No.3615885
    >>3615860
    Just let John rape him and get it over with.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)20:49 No.3615887
    >>3615860
    we need a sausage to tame the estrogen ocean/feed john. ask if he wants to come with us and maybe we'll find his CAR on the way
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:51 No.3615900
    tell him you saw it but you will only tell him if he does "Eeeeyy!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:52 No.3615908
    >>3615887
    this seems reasonable, but don't trust him
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:53 No.3615919
    You haven't seen his car. See if it wants to tag along. Don't trust him, but don't let John eat him, either.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)20:54 No.3615926
    Kill him and eat him
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:55 No.3615933
    >>3615860
    Make a cool pose and try to act cool
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:56 No.3615939
    HE'S GETTING ANGRY ABORT ABORT!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:56 No.3615949
    Ask him if there are any more stores around.

    Preferably of the 'Not occupied by headcrab zombies' Variety.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:58 No.3615963
    Ask him if it has a bird on the front.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)20:59 No.3615966
    >>3615773
    What does it look like?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)21:00 No.3615969
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    >>Nope, sorry mister.
    "I... SEE."
    >>Name?
    "I'm just a nameless... AVENGER."
    >>ask if he wants to come with us and maybe we'll find his CAR on the way
    "Very well, but the road is... CALLING; I'm leaving as soon as I find my... CAR."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:00 No.3615975
    THE FONZ HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:01 No.3615976
    >>3615969

    I don't like the vibe I'm getting from this guy. Inch your way behind John to use as a shield/safety blanekt
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:01 No.3615979
    >>3615976
    That's just gas. It will pass.

    Ask Fonz if he knows Hitler-dad.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:02 No.3615981
    >>3615969
    Ask mom if she has seen any CARs. And ask him for a description of his CAR.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:02 No.3615982
    >>3615975
    more like El Mariachi
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)21:02 No.3615985
    >>3615976
    john eats human males :D I'm not worried even slightly.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:03 No.3615998
    >>3615969
    Nameless AVENGER, eh? Ask him what he's AVENGING.

    Stand by to dodge behind John in event of negative reaction.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:05 No.3616021
    If there are cars, there are possibly people.
    Ask if he's seen any more people.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:06 No.3616024
    for some reason he makes me think of brock samson
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:06 No.3616026
    >>3615969
    Appraise the others' reactions to this newcomer.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:06 No.3616028
    >>3616024

    JESUS FUCK RUN AWAY
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:07 No.3616038
    >>3616024
    More like Johny Bravo.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:07 No.3616040
    >>3615969

    are you speaking in Madlibs?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:09 No.3616053
    >>3616024
    Really? Because his manner of speech sounds more like William Shatner.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:10 No.3616059
    >>3615985
    john hasn't eaten him yet, so clearly this man is actually a reverse-trap!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:10 No.3616064
    >>3616053

    doesn't brock sometimes talk like that? obviously not as much as this guy is but sometimes
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)21:11 No.3616072
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    Incidentally you are already just outside your house.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:12 No.3616077
    >>3616024
    >>3616038
    >>3616053
    I thought it was more of a THUNDER SNAKES RULE voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:12 No.3616079
    >>3616072
    Trip
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:12 No.3616082
    >>3616072
    I'm tempted to invite the guy in, but he might turn out to be one of the dreaded Greaser Vampires.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:13 No.3616094
    >>3616072
    Shower.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)21:13 No.3616095
    >>3616072
    >>3616079
    attempt dance
    >> 02/04/09(Wed)21:13 No.3616096
    The only thing left to do is get inside and get Joan drunk.

    In before alcohol has no special super strength properties and Joan is still useless.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:14 No.3616100
    >>3616072
    Tell mom you have to wash off years of hobo grime.

    And that John does too.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:15 No.3616116
    >>3616072
    Dance
    Check for crit dance failure
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:16 No.3616118
    Introduce the fonz to granma
    >> PH 02/04/09(Wed)21:16 No.3616121
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    Huzzah! I've always wanted to catch one of these threads :D
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:17 No.3616130
    >>3616121
    o hi there john.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:17 No.3616135
    Joan!

    ...

    Try to be a little happier! You have a nice set, a fuzzy girlfriend of dubious sexual compatibility, the Best Mom in the World, you're 1/4th Dwarf, your creepy Dad is dead, you managed to sap a super bot', and you're alive! Try smiling just once, you weirdo.

    Go inside, wash up, have a drink, and talk some more to Mad Maximillion here. Ask him where he saw his car last.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:18 No.3616139
    >>3616082
    Oh god, undefeatable
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:19 No.3616143
    >>3616116
    Are you being stupid on purpose?

    Incidentally, "critical dance failure" brings the image of someone's legs falling off mid-pirouette to my mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:19 No.3616144
    >>3616100
    this seems to be a reasonable course of action
    >> PH 02/04/09(Wed)21:21 No.3616160
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    >>3616130
    but I r not a female sergal! Though I won't object a breast-filled joan hug.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:21 No.3616161
    >>3616143
    We had a Crit dance failure twice before.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)21:22 No.3616172
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    >>Shower.
    >>wash off years of hobo grime
    You decide NOT to dance, choosing the elimination of Robutt-related inconveniences. Mommy agrees with your plan.

    "I'll prepare dinner, you just relax in some hot water."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:23 No.3616180
    >>3616172
    J&J shower time?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:24 No.3616191
    Invite john to join you
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:24 No.3616193
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    >>3616172
    KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    NNNNNNNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:24 No.3616194
    >>3616172

    inb4 hot springs episode.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:25 No.3616201
    >>3616180
    I wait in anticipation.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:25 No.3616203
    >>3616172
    I CAN'T WAIT TO DANCE IN THE SHOWER
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:26 No.3616216
    >>3616201
    >>3616180
    >>3616191
    voice of the people, and they all want porn
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)21:28 No.3616228
    >>3616216
    and explosions
    >> PH 02/04/09(Wed)21:28 No.3616232
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    >>3616172
    >>you just relax in some hot water
    Does this mean moar joan-tits :D?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:29 No.3616234
    >>3616193
    Moron Brigade has evolved into Ultra-Troll.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:29 No.3616240
    >>3616216

    I want a good story. Porn optional.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)21:30 No.3616245
    >>3616234
    good thing he's not me now
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:33 No.3616271
    I'm betting everything will be obscured by steam.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)21:34 No.3616278
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    >>shower
    ...But it is impossible to resist the tempting, hot bath! Soaking pleasurably in the tub feels quite familiar, a vague hint of good times.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:35 No.3616285
    >>3616278
    :3
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:35 No.3616286
    >>3616278
    Dance WE SHALL DANCE LIKE WE SAID WE WERE
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:36 No.3616291
    >>3616278
    Huge tub is huge.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:36 No.3616294
    Make a hat out of the water.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:36 No.3616296
    >>3616278
    SWIM DEEPER
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:37 No.3616302
    >>3616294
    >>3616286
    Seconding both of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:37 No.3616303
    >>3616278
    this seems enjoyable for all involved. carry on.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:37 No.3616306
    >>3616278
    THIS IMAGE IS CUTE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL CUTE :3
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:39 No.3616320
    Cue "Jaws" theme.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:40 No.3616323
    INCOMING TITS OH I HOPE
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:41 No.3616327
    >>3616323
    incoming sergal rape, more like
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:41 No.3616330
    WASH BEHIND YOUR FUCKING EARS.

    THIS IS SERIOUS. NOBODY DOES IT AND IT'S DISGUSTING.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:41 No.3616335
    >>3616278
    Awwww.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:42 No.3616347
    >>3616330
    I do it...but no one likes me anyway, on account of my stubborn and abrasive personality.

    Oh well.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)21:43 No.3616359
    >>3616330
    this oh god this.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)21:44 No.3616373
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    >>DANCE SO THAT YOU MAY SLIP AND DIE
    You ignore the voice in your head that wants to kill you, calling it a faggot and sending it to sit in the corner.
    >>Make a hat out of the water.
    Your waterhat suffers a critical failure.

    But that's OK! Life no longer sucks like a robotic vacuum!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:44 No.3616375
    >>3616296
    OCEAN EXPLORER
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:44 No.3616377
    I wash behind my ears. Should that be a selling point when I try to meet women?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:45 No.3616381
    Ponder how we got hot water in an apparently-apocalyptic world with zombies roaming everywhere..
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)21:45 No.3616385
    >>3616373
    >But that's OK! Life no longer sucks like a robotic vacuum!

    oh that isn't tempting fate in the slightest
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:45 No.3616388
    >>3616373
    Play Scuba adventure with John.
    I don't know how that game works.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:46 No.3616395
    >>3616373
    Look to see what John is doing in the bath
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:46 No.3616397
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    Ask john how she could penetrate her.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:46 No.3616401
    >>3616373
    Check underwater to confirm that claim. We never know what is hiding where anymore.
    Also, start spashing John, just for fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:47 No.3616405
    Hooray Joan is smiling and happy. <:)

    Oh no just let the game end here please God before something terrible happens and RUINS it all. At least let us get on some clothes and have a nice dinner before Hell breaks loose. <:(
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:47 No.3616409
    >>3616388
    >>3616375
    I like this idea. If it leads anywhere, well... bonus.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:47 No.3616412
    >>3616388
    i do :)
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:48 No.3616423
    >>3616405
    I vote Robutt 2.0 bursting through the wall at anytime.
    The 2.0 means it can't be sapped.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:49 No.3616427
    >>3616373
    That should help clean the headcrab blood. A soapy hat might fare better.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:50 No.3616435
    Plese don't fuck things up right now. We need to get Joan clean, leveled-up in power somewhat, and educated about her family and the world around us.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:51 No.3616438
    >>3616427
    you need john's help to wash your hair, don't you...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:52 No.3616448
    >>3616438
    That is entirely possible. As far as we know, she hasn't bathed since she was a child. She's probably used to mom washing her hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:52 No.3616449
    Do some damage control.. check yourself for any injuries you might have sustained that weren't immediately evident while you were busy surviving. It's a harsh world and you've blacked out at least twice.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)21:53 No.3616460
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    John is mucking about.

    But that's OK! There are no robotic beam- or theftsources harassing you at every possible turn!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:54 No.3616471
    >>3616460
    John goes exploring the tranquil depths.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:55 No.3616474
    >>3616460
    muck about with john :3
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)21:55 No.3616475
    >>3616460
    Pan camera view to mommy and AVENGER.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:55 No.3616477
    >>3616460

    we're about to get fucked by something

    prepare lube
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:56 No.3616482
    >>3616460
    Fine. Get out of bathtub and enter a bedroom. She still has amnesia, remember? We need to find the right one to help bring back the memories.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:56 No.3616487
    >>3616474
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:56 No.3616490
    >>3616460
    splash the nose.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:57 No.3616504
    >>3616490
    Put vagina over nose.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)21:59 No.3616514
    also john is eyeing us from underwater
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:00 No.3616522
    >>3616514
    SWITCH TO JOHN'S PERSPECTIVE
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:00 No.3616525
    >>3616504
    Make hat from vagina.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:01 No.3616537
    >>3616525
    Full force ass mouth and pussy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:02 No.3616546
    >>3616477
    >>3616504
    >>3616514
    >>3616522
    >>3616525
    >>3616537
    >ANON MAKES TERRIBLE SUGGESTIONS
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:03 No.3616555
    >>3616460

    Realize John is getting hair in the water and that you will be covered with it when you get out and it won't come off with just a toweling.

    Bad John! Doggies only need a good hosing to be cleaned!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:04 No.3616565
    >>3616555
    Take this anon's suggestion and hose down john with pee.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)22:05 No.3616571
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    Suddenly Mommy rushes in!

    "JOOAAAN! TO BE CONTINUUEEED!"
    >> PH 02/04/09(Wed)22:05 No.3616575
    >>3616565
    Get out of here.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:05 No.3616579
    Do something before we get even more vagina suggestions.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)22:05 No.3616581
    >>3616571
    why would mom say something like that?
    >> PH 02/04/09(Wed)22:06 No.3616583
    >>3616571
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:06 No.3616584
    >>3616571
    Continue
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:06 No.3616596
    >>3616546

    >anon fails literacy test to notice that >>3616514 wasn't a suggestion
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:08 No.3616608
    >>3616571
    Tomorrow!?
    Anyway, thanks for more fun times SDF, I wonder what adventure awaits us... NEXT TIME!?
    >> Eldrad, Actually a Wakfu Tripfag !!srlFJqQzH9+ 02/04/09(Wed)22:08 No.3616614
    >>3616460

    Shark in the water.

    DUN NUN....

    DUN NUN....
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)22:13 No.3616644
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    >>3616565
    >hose down john with pee
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:17 No.3616677
    >>3616571
    MOM YOU'RE SUCH A CLIFFHANGERER JEEEZ
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:27 No.3616775
    Awww, Joan and John bathtimes looks really fun.

    I'm a little surprised John isn't blushing, given her past behavior when Joan is naked.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/04/09(Wed)22:36 No.3616847
    >>3616775
    don't forget the gropes :D
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:49 No.3616957
    furry shit
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)22:54 No.3616988
    >>3616957
    "I'm so cool I sage auto-sage threads"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)23:02 No.3617074
    We'll have to up John's abilities too somehow, if we get Joan upgraded.



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