Continuation from >>3612272A normal shopping trip has been subtly altered. Mommy believes she may have "overdone it a little".Now, the drawfag having been loaded with a combination of alcohol, sugar, caffeine, ice and ammonium chloride, the quest may contI FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
Identify John's gender.
I ASK WHY SHE ISN'T IN COLOR BUT THE EXPLOSION IS
>>3615182Yeah, might as well get a close look while we're down there.
>>3615182This. We're in the right position for it, might as well make an affirmation.
>>3615182>>3615189Lick it, see if it licks back.It's the only way to be sure.
Mommy seems to overdo lots of stuff...
Is the HOGOD GIANT HEADCRAB dead or simply mutated into something more horrific from the radiation?
>>3615182>>3615189>>3615196>>3615198Well SDF, there appears to be a consensus
>>3615184SHE IS IN COLOR.Find writing material for John.
>>3615182>>3615198>>3615196>>3615189And you guys called me an idiot for saying the "ask if she has a penis" in response to this had no reason.
>>3615198I like your line of thought.
>>3615212Go away MB, nobody likes you.
>>3615198This one.
>>3615212still not me
>>3615198>Lick it, see if it licks back.
>>affirmationYou are now 100% certain that John is, in fact, allowed in the women's side of the bath.You are also 100% certain that in certain situations you must be very, VERY careful around her.
>>3615282Get a nose bleed
>>3615282Wait, what?
double check
>>3615292John prehensile vulva licked her
>>3615282Bleed out of her nose for 1.5 seconds then wait for witty response from mommy.
observe results
tell mommy you have to use the restroom and ditch her on the way there.
>>3615282check to see if crab and store and zombie army survived the blast
John seems unnecessarily pleased and relaxed.
>>3615298Sweet! She should be honored! Now we can also finally stop asking that question.
>>3615394>Now we can also finally stop asking that question>can finally stopPeople are still going to ask it no matter what.
>>3615390Hug John, check on store.
>>3615390now can we check to see what survived the blast?
>>3615390John looks like we tried a little too hard with that gender check.
>>3615390Ask John if she has gotten used to mommy now.And tell mom she's awesome. I think she deserves it.
>>check to see if crab and store and zombie army survived the blast
>>3615282>In certain situations we should be very careful around herWhy? She seems to be enjoying herself, Joan can't enjoy herself too?Besides, Joan looks like she likes it.
>>3615414Likely. She also looks pleased.We should try harder next time.
>>3615420damn, well that plan is buggered, follow mom home
>>3615420facepalm at mom.
>>3615420Go to remains to see if food mutated and to eat said mutated food to become stronger.
At this point, SDF, I think anon is ready for some poon.For now, however, let's check on our surroundings and wait until the next bathroom private talk for hot xenophilic lesbian sex.
DUCK AND PREPARE FOR RAINING BODY PARTS!!!
>>3615438>xenophilic lesbian sex oh jesus this is my new fetish
>>3615438sounds like a plan to me
>>3615421This. I think John would REALLY enjoy it if we weren't careful, so to speak, and I bet Joan would too...
>>3615447This has BEEN my fetish.
>>3615420>>3615415 hereI take that back, mom is still a dunce.
Look at how dirty John is.When they get back home, John and Joan need to shower.Together.
Make "ಠ_ಠ" face at mom for blowing up the store.
>>3615465Merely save water. Really. Washing all that fur would leave hardly any hot water for Joan to use.
>>3615465>>3615476what a...practical...idea
>>3615476Oh, definitely. Plus I bet John has some really hard to reach spots that could really use some shampoo and conditioner...
>this thread so far
"I-it's not really a big deal, w-we have everything we need at h-home! I-i think we have a spare n-notebook and markers somewhere t-too."
>>3615465>>3615476>>3615483>>3615487Furries, all of you.
>>3615511Hills, run for em.
>>3615511Take us there, quickly.
>>3615511Tell mom not to do anything that destructive where there might possibly be innocent non-zombies around.
>>3615511Angrily ask if she's going to destroy that(home), too.
>>3615511Onward then!!
>>3615522I'm furry, and I honestly don't want this game to be nothing but porn >_> porn and explosions is ok though
>>3615511Calm Mom down by encouragingly saying that it's an honest mistake that could happen to anyone.Do tell her to be a little more careful with her strength in the future, though. Ask her to be very cautious around the house and around us and John.
You head for home.>>porn and explosions is ok>>porn and explosions>>porn explosions>>explosions porn>>is ok
>>3615590DOes this mean that we are going to face an anthroed explosion?Fuck yeah, explosion elementals.
>>3615590>an explosion of porn is ok
>>3615608Sounds dangerously close to inflation fetish.
>>3615590I foresee nudity approaching. There's nothing wrong with that. We're all muture here, right?
>>3615624>Sounds dangerously close to inflation fetish.Well, we did have a brush with breast expansion already. Maybe that weird /d/-in-/tg/ thread is starting to leak over into this one.
Be prepared to protect John, verbally at least, in case Grandma decides she's a beer-spilling suitable-for-skinning threat to her little girl.
>>3615635Muture, maybe, mature, not even remotely close to any such thing.
>>3615635definitely .snicker.
You're almost home. However, your almost ideal transit is interrupted by AN ENCOUNTER.
opportunity to imagine a new word! Define: muture
>>36156734chanKatsZombies.This are all muture.
>>3615671Roll initiative?Hug John?
rolled 8 = 8>>3615681done
Are these all archived somewhere. Last I saw we were in the elevator, now we're in an oversized shirt and, it seems, nothing else, and we've licked a Sergal's naughty bits.
>>3615671defense stance!
>>3615671nude dance to dazzle enemies!...or just wait and see what we are looking at.
rolled 1 = 1>>3615692Is suptg our friend?
>>3615671Ready action: be carried by John.
rolled 16 - 3 = 13Adding in dex modifier.
You encounter a wild manly man, with an aura of manly manliness. His leather jacket is full of manliness."Have you seen... my CAR?"
>>3615671Suddenly something happens
>>3615773Ask him to go "Eeeey"
>>3615773Ask if he means a giant headcrab
rolled 7 = 7>>3615773Shit a SKILLL CHANNNGGGAGGGEEEE.shit, I need to 20X6
>>3615773"I have seen many things, a car is not one of them"
>>3615785This. If his car is not a giant headcrab, respond that we have not, in fact, seen his car.
prepare to be fisted... northstar style
>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784>>3615784
>>3615784>>3615785A combination of these.
>>3615773Warn him that asking questions and looking at you the wrong way will anger mommy.
El Mariachi?
>>3615795See, shit like this is why people don't like you.Quoting a post number twenty times doesn't say anything, takes up space, and is as annoying as fuck.Tone it down, big guy.
>>3615773No cars have stood out in the unusually under-detailed landscape we've traversed so far.Plus, jacketguy didn't even give a description of it.Ask what it looks like.
>>3615773Open shirt, wag breasts at him. If he looks, cry and ask mommy to make the bad man stop.
>>3615821That's stupid.
>>3615830very, very stupidlets NOT do that
>>Ask him to go "Eeeey""I ain't... FONZ.">>Ask if he means a giant headcrab"No, I mean a... CAR.">>Ask what it looks like."It's black with genuine black leather... SEATS. It's cool, just like... ME."
Ask him if it was parked near the store. Then say you haven't seen it.
Spend the next week making a shiv that you then stab him with, never uttering a word in the meantime.
>>3615860Ask if he has a problem with his Cerebral Cortex to be talking like that.
rolled 13 = 13>>3615860Nope, sorry mister.Um.... Name?
>>3615860Tell him it's right behind him and run
>>3615860"I haven't seen your car. Maybe a zombie took it? Those guys got no respect for peoples' property."
>>3615860Just let John rape him and get it over with.
>>3615860we need a sausage to tame the estrogen ocean/feed john. ask if he wants to come with us and maybe we'll find his CAR on the way
tell him you saw it but you will only tell him if he does "Eeeeyy!"
>>3615887this seems reasonable, but don't trust him
You haven't seen his car. See if it wants to tag along. Don't trust him, but don't let John eat him, either.
Kill him and eat him
>>3615860Make a cool pose and try to act cool
HE'S GETTING ANGRY ABORT ABORT!
Ask him if there are any more stores around.Preferably of the 'Not occupied by headcrab zombies' Variety.
Ask him if it has a bird on the front.
>>3615773What does it look like?
>>Nope, sorry mister."I... SEE.">>Name?"I'm just a nameless... AVENGER.">>ask if he wants to come with us and maybe we'll find his CAR on the way"Very well, but the road is... CALLING; I'm leaving as soon as I find my... CAR."
THE FONZ HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY
>>3615969I don't like the vibe I'm getting from this guy. Inch your way behind John to use as a shield/safety blanekt
>>3615976That's just gas. It will pass.Ask Fonz if he knows Hitler-dad.
>>3615969Ask mom if she has seen any CARs. And ask him for a description of his CAR.
>>3615975more like El Mariachi
>>3615976john eats human males :D I'm not worried even slightly.
>>3615969Nameless AVENGER, eh? Ask him what he's AVENGING.Stand by to dodge behind John in event of negative reaction.
If there are cars, there are possibly people. Ask if he's seen any more people.
for some reason he makes me think of brock samson
>>3615969Appraise the others' reactions to this newcomer.
>>3616024JESUS FUCK RUN AWAY
>>3616024More like Johny Bravo.
>>3615969are you speaking in Madlibs?
>>3616024Really? Because his manner of speech sounds more like William Shatner.
>>3615985john hasn't eaten him yet, so clearly this man is actually a reverse-trap!
>>3616053doesn't brock sometimes talk like that? obviously not as much as this guy is but sometimes
Incidentally you are already just outside your house.
>>3616024>>3616038>>3616053I thought it was more of a THUNDER SNAKES RULE voice.
>>3616072Trip
>>3616072I'm tempted to invite the guy in, but he might turn out to be one of the dreaded Greaser Vampires.
>>3616072Shower.
>>3616072>>3616079attempt dance
The only thing left to do is get inside and get Joan drunk. In before alcohol has no special super strength properties and Joan is still useless.
>>3616072Tell mom you have to wash off years of hobo grime.And that John does too.
>>3616072DanceCheck for crit dance failure
Introduce the fonz to granma
Huzzah! I've always wanted to catch one of these threads :D
>>3616121o hi there john.
Joan!...Try to be a little happier! You have a nice set, a fuzzy girlfriend of dubious sexual compatibility, the Best Mom in the World, you're 1/4th Dwarf, your creepy Dad is dead, you managed to sap a super bot', and you're alive! Try smiling just once, you weirdo.Go inside, wash up, have a drink, and talk some more to Mad Maximillion here. Ask him where he saw his car last.
>>3616082Oh god, undefeatable
>>3616116Are you being stupid on purpose?Incidentally, "critical dance failure" brings the image of someone's legs falling off mid-pirouette to my mind.
>>3616100this seems to be a reasonable course of action
>>3616130but I r not a female sergal! Though I won't object a breast-filled joan hug.
>>3616143We had a Crit dance failure twice before.
>>Shower.>>wash off years of hobo grimeYou decide NOT to dance, choosing the elimination of Robutt-related inconveniences. Mommy agrees with your plan."I'll prepare dinner, you just relax in some hot water."
>>3616172J&J shower time?
Invite john to join you
>>3616172KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>3616172inb4 hot springs episode.
>>3616180I wait in anticipation.
>>3616172I CAN'T WAIT TO DANCE IN THE SHOWER
>>3616201>>3616180>>3616191voice of the people, and they all want porn
>>3616216and explosions
>>3616172>>you just relax in some hot waterDoes this mean moar joan-tits :D?
>>3616193Moron Brigade has evolved into Ultra-Troll.
>>3616216I want a good story. Porn optional.
>>3616234good thing he's not me now
I'm betting everything will be obscured by steam.
>>shower...But it is impossible to resist the tempting, hot bath! Soaking pleasurably in the tub feels quite familiar, a vague hint of good times.
>>3616278:3
>>3616278Dance WE SHALL DANCE LIKE WE SAID WE WERE
>>3616278Huge tub is huge.
Make a hat out of the water.
>>3616278SWIM DEEPER
>>3616294>>3616286Seconding both of these.
>>3616278this seems enjoyable for all involved. carry on.
>>3616278THIS IMAGE IS CUTE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL CUTE :3
Cue "Jaws" theme.
INCOMING TITS OH I HOPE
>>3616323incoming sergal rape, more like
WASH BEHIND YOUR FUCKING EARS.THIS IS SERIOUS. NOBODY DOES IT AND IT'S DISGUSTING.
>>3616278Awwww.
>>3616330I do it...but no one likes me anyway, on account of my stubborn and abrasive personality.Oh well.
>>3616330this oh god this.
>>DANCE SO THAT YOU MAY SLIP AND DIEYou ignore the voice in your head that wants to kill you, calling it a faggot and sending it to sit in the corner.>>Make a hat out of the water.Your waterhat suffers a critical failure.But that's OK! Life no longer sucks like a robotic vacuum!
>>3616296OCEAN EXPLORER
I wash behind my ears. Should that be a selling point when I try to meet women?
Ponder how we got hot water in an apparently-apocalyptic world with zombies roaming everywhere..
>>3616373>But that's OK! Life no longer sucks like a robotic vacuum!oh that isn't tempting fate in the slightest
>>3616373Play Scuba adventure with John.I don't know how that game works.
>>3616373Look to see what John is doing in the bath
Ask john how she could penetrate her.
>>3616373Check underwater to confirm that claim. We never know what is hiding where anymore.Also, start spashing John, just for fun.
Hooray Joan is smiling and happy. <:)Oh no just let the game end here please God before something terrible happens and RUINS it all. At least let us get on some clothes and have a nice dinner before Hell breaks loose. <:(
>>3616388>>3616375I like this idea. If it leads anywhere, well... bonus.
>>3616388i do :)
>>3616405I vote Robutt 2.0 bursting through the wall at anytime.The 2.0 means it can't be sapped.
>>3616373That should help clean the headcrab blood. A soapy hat might fare better.
Plese don't fuck things up right now. We need to get Joan clean, leveled-up in power somewhat, and educated about her family and the world around us.
>>3616427you need john's help to wash your hair, don't you...
>>3616438That is entirely possible. As far as we know, she hasn't bathed since she was a child. She's probably used to mom washing her hair.
Do some damage control.. check yourself for any injuries you might have sustained that weren't immediately evident while you were busy surviving. It's a harsh world and you've blacked out at least twice.
John is mucking about. But that's OK! There are no robotic beam- or theftsources harassing you at every possible turn!
>>3616460John goes exploring the tranquil depths.
>>3616460muck about with john :3
>>3616460Pan camera view to mommy and AVENGER.
>>3616460we're about to get fucked by somethingprepare lube
>>3616460Fine. Get out of bathtub and enter a bedroom. She still has amnesia, remember? We need to find the right one to help bring back the memories.
>>3616474THIS
>>3616460splash the nose.
>>3616490Put vagina over nose.
also john is eyeing us from underwater
>>3616514SWITCH TO JOHN'S PERSPECTIVE
>>3616504Make hat from vagina.
>>3616525Full force ass mouth and pussy.
>>3616477>>3616504>>3616514>>3616522>>3616525>>3616537>ANON MAKES TERRIBLE SUGGESTIONS
>>3616460Realize John is getting hair in the water and that you will be covered with it when you get out and it won't come off with just a toweling.Bad John! Doggies only need a good hosing to be cleaned!
>>3616555Take this anon's suggestion and hose down john with pee.
Suddenly Mommy rushes in!"JOOAAAN! TO BE CONTINUUEEED!"
>>3616565Get out of here.
Do something before we get even more vagina suggestions.
>>3616571why would mom say something like that?
>>3616571FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>3616571Continue
>>3616546>anon fails literacy test to notice that >>3616514 wasn't a suggestion
>>3616571Tomorrow!?Anyway, thanks for more fun times SDF, I wonder what adventure awaits us... NEXT TIME!?
>>3616460Shark in the water.DUN NUN....DUN NUN....
>>3616565>hose down john with pee
>>3616571MOM YOU'RE SUCH A CLIFFHANGERER JEEEZ
Awww, Joan and John bathtimes looks really fun.I'm a little surprised John isn't blushing, given her past behavior when Joan is naked.
>>3616775don't forget the gropes :D
furry shit
>>3616957"I'm so cool I sage auto-sage threads"
We'll have to up John's abilities too somehow, if we get Joan upgraded.
