Continued from >>3555298Now with false advertising!>>Uh, figure out where John is MUCKING ABOUTJohn is cowering in a corner.>>Ask Mom how we got here."Well, I don't know about you, but I came through the front door.""...Literally."
How old is Joan, anyway?>John is cowering in a corner.Tell John to get a grip on herself. Or yourself. Whichever will calm her down.
TITS.AGAINSorry.Well...
>>3556794Move left hand in a counterclockwise motion. Move right hand in a clockwise motion.
Hug and comfort John.Ask her what's wrong.
>>3556794So THAT'S why it took so long.
>>3556855This. Can we at least get a visual on John? And our surroundings?
>>3556827>>3556855Do both of these at the same time.
So are these being archived?
Guys, I think OP is stalling because he doesn't have the lab drawn yet.Anyways...Hug and comfort John, ask her what's wrong.
>>3556883I think she's scared of spinal snapping mommy.
They should be getting archived, someone go archive them if they aren't already.
>>3556894Then we need to assure John that Mom is safe to be around, just don't scare her and be careful around her.Tell John we won't let Mom hurt you.
Ask mom about your sudden growth spurt and why it was outward and not upward.Offer a trollham to both mom and Joan. Catchup.Then examine surroundings, etc.
>>Tell John to get a grip on herself. Or yourself. Whichever will calm her down.John does not comply.
>>3556952>mom and john
Ask mom how old we are.
>>3556954Feed John, or give her a massage, whatever will bring her back to her normal self. Maybe she'll draw us a picture too.
>>3556954Hug John.
God fucking damnit. Cut this stupid shit out. It's annoying.
>>3556954Joan's been on her feet for a while now, barring those bouts of unconciousness.Sit on John.
Hug John.Comfort John.Offer a snack, ask what's wrong.
>>3556954Muck about with John.Or help her out of the corner.Or see if she'll draw why she's so scared of Mom.Unless, of course. . .MOM IS NOT MOM!
Introduce John to the world of femdom.
>>3557013:V
mukkin about
Mom is not mother! I attempt to attack her! Its all a lie!
>>3557013If John was the original rapist, she's very familiar to the subject, I wouldn't worry.Hug John. Ask her what's wrong.
Hug John, Rub breasts in her face, Encourage Mom to join in.
>>3557013/D/ELICIOUS FEM/D/OM IS /D/ELICIOUS
>>Ask mom how old we are."I messed up the count after ten, who knows...">>Feed John, or give her a massage, whatever will bring her back to her normal self.John quietly eats some Trollhams but doesn't otherwise respond aside from leaning against you a bit.
>>3557059Quit it with the bad suggestions.
>>3557080Hug John and comfort her some more then.Pet John. Scratch behind ears. Etc.
>>3557080Give John a kiss and hug gently, laying a cheek against her.
Looks like Joan is the only one who can get anything done. Head back to SEC II and look for those new access codes.
>>3557099>>3557093>>3557059>>3557041YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
ASK MOM A QUESTION ONLY SHE WOULD KNOW.
>>3557080I think I know what Joan's mom's hair color is for sure now.Take Trollhams back, and give her a back rub to cure her seasickness.
>>3557114Not before John is feeling better, and she's likely scared of mom, leaving them alone is a BAD IDEA.
>>3557080Ask mom where are we, see if John will draw what's wrong.
>>3557123Blonde. Definitely.Hug John and pet and rub and stuff until she's feeling safe/loved/whatever.
>>3557099>>3557093These are likely what's going to be drawn.First interspecies kiss of the quest coming up.
wait a second folks...Mom is super strongJoan can't pull a freaking triggerMOM STOLE JOAN'S STRENGTH!
>>3557162FUCK YEAH
>>3557141You'd get more answers from a brick wall.
>>3557170You can't be serious.
Let's recap.MOM is ditzy and stupid.JOHN is somewhat smart and clever but hides it and is a dick about it sometimes. Sometimes.JOAN is the only one with seriousness and smarts, which is terrifying because she has no clue what's going on.
>>3557179It's the most likely cause.
>>3557196DUNH DUNH DUNHDUNH DUNH DUNHDUNH DUNHDUN DUN DUN
>>Hug John and comfort her some more then.John still seems quite demoralized."I'm going to talk to your daddy, do you want to come? His office is upstairs."
>>3557196Yeah, Joan being weak and Mom being a freak are just too goddamn far out there.
>>3557208Follow mom, take John with you.
>>3557208"No, I think I'll wait here with John until you come back."
>>3557208Agree, Follow her but stay sharp. Who the fuck knows what else could happen, even if your mom is super strong..
Wow. I was sort of interested in this and went back to the archives to catch up on it and... and this really really sucks balls.
Really? I think staying here and taking a break from the stressful situations for a bit is a better idea.That and we should find out what's wrong with John first. Mom can handle herself.
>>3557208Tell John it's alright, mom's a tough and ditzy mad woman, John's still the most fierce and intimidating sergal we know.Follow mom, help John up and get her to follow.
>>3557224Don't read it then.>>3557208Stay here with John, going to dad's office is not a good idea just yet. Let's wait a while to recuperate.
>>3557217>>355722119:17 on both entries.Think, people. Is going to confront the BBEG for answers a good idea right now, or should we wait a bit first and figure out what's wrong with John first?
>>3557250What makes you think the BBEG is in the lab?
Daddy is the bad one, if you remember. The one who was arrested for being a pedo.I think it's wise to let Mom handle the situation. If Mom's not back in 30 minutes we can spring in with an angry bar, revolver, and John, who we can hopefully get back into high spirits by then.
>>3557261She's going to Dad's office, not the lab. To talk with Dad.Dad is likely the BBEG.
>>Follow mom, take John with you.Mommy "locates" the "stairs".John follows you extremely reluctantly, seemingly feeling safer closer to you even if she has to get closer to Mommy.
>>3557265Feed John a little bit of an angry bar.You know, to counter sadness.
>>3557275Hold John's hand or hug around her side as you walk up with Mom
>>3557275 Give john a CRITICAL KISS FAILURE to cheer her up before moving on
>>3557276>give the sergal an angry bar in a noncombat situation when we only have like two of thoseBad idea.
>>3557281>>3557284These two.
>>3557281>>3557284Thirded.
>>3557281>>3557284>>3557298>>3557317Fourth'd
>>3557281>>35572844'ed(DOHOHOHO)
>>3557281>>3557284Sure, these two.
You encounter Daddy.
>>3557358OH COME ON!Cover breasts, hide behind Mom and John
>>3557358SEE>>3557345>>3557343>>3557340>>3557317>>3557298
>>3557358OH SNAP
>>3557358you might want to cover up a bit Joan.
>>3557358Say "Hi".
>>3557358Steal that cocksucker's glasses and then tell John to rape him while he fumbles around for them.
>>3557358"Joan? My, you sure have grown... up... uhh..."
>>3557358those eyes are oddly familiar looking
>>3557358Engage in passionate kissing.Also, see if he has ANY useful information. He's a scientist, so he has to be smarter than mommy.
>>3557358"Dad, what the FUCK is going on here?"
>>3557381John's not into men.Presumably.you could tell John to eat him though.
>>3557358JUMP
>>3557358Uh Oh Daddy, Not again!
>>3557385Hop on the spot.
>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368>>3557368
>>3557385"Not interested."
COVER UPHIDE BEHIND MOM AND JOHN
>>3557408OH GOD I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD
>>3557408Not interested???????Demand fucking answers.
Ask mommy why daddy has a thing for little children. Watch ensuing shitstorm.
Demand that bitchin' pen to compensate for the birthdays he's missed.
>>3557415IT'S ONLY A LOLI IF IT HAS A DELICIOUS FLAT CHESTJOAN CLEARLY HAS MASSIVE TITTIES AND IS THEREFOR NOT A LOLI
>>3557408Sic John on Daddy, that'll get some answers quickly.
>>3557428Bad idea, Mom might try to defend Daddy. Let her handle the situation.She's scary enough on her own.
>>3557408
Let Mom do her thing. Hold John's hand.
>>3557438POW! Right in the kisser!
>>3557428 Yes, tell John to rough Daddy up a bit. If she doesn't want to, make vague and easily wormed-out-of promises of a reward if she helps.
>>3557438Mom earns anti-ditz points,Continue to demand answers.
>>3557438Let Mom handle this.Hug John and cower in fear, like she's likely doing also.
HELP MOM KICK DAD'S ASS
Starting to think Mom is the BBEG.
>>3557438Demand Daddy's lab coat first. Assume Medic disguise. Then seek answers.
>>3557438"You're already dead."
>>3557454ONE IS ENOUGHAnd besides, guys, Mom is right next to Dad, John is scared of Mom, John's not messing with Dad right now.
>>3557438"W-wha... eh? What?"
Guys, what happened to the duct tape over Joan's nipples?
>>3557085Man, where did all the Dragonborn art go?
>>3557471Watch scene. Hug John.
>>3557478Dragonborn were accepted as having breasts, the art of them stopped being rage-inducing, so it stopped being made.
>>3557471
>>3557471Can we do this one now?: >>3557461
What the fuck? Did Daddy's head just explode?
>>3557496DADDY IS DEAD!PROCEED TO GO LESBIAN WITH MOM AND SERGAL!
>>3557492But they were awesome breasts! Also I totally lost my collection so people need to repost.
>>3557463You called it.
Hug John.Whisper that eating dad is probably a bad idea.Take his labcoat and shirt for decency.
Mom's the BBEG.
>>3557496GOD DAMN IT MOM, YOU CUNT.Stare in horror. See if John would like a warm meal.
>>3557496
>>3557538Hug John IN TERROR.Whisper that eating dad is probably a bad idea.Take his labcoat and shirt for decency.
This part sure is full of railroading :<
Weep softly.
>>3557557Since when has any of this made sense?Also, MOM IS ROBUTTS IN DISGUISE!ATTACK HER!
"Err... Oops? Maybe I overreacted a little... Ehehe... eh..."
>>3557571Hug John IN TERROR.Whisper that eating dad is probably a bad idea.Take his labcoat and shirt for decency.
>>3557571Ask Mommy how it feels to have murdered her own husband in front of their daughter.
>>3557571WHAT THE HELL, MOM?
Good riddance, he's the one who built the robutt. Go through his pockets and see if he has anything interesting or useful on him.>>3557583Shut up.
>>3557571Stay away for your mother.Ask for answers dammit.
>>3557571AWESOME MOMMY IS AWESOME
Wear his brain as a hat.
What in hell is happening?
Did the back of the head explode and the brain pop out trough an eye whole, did the back of the head explode then somebody tossed a whole brain at him, or did somebody toss a brain trough him?>>3557510http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=ixzeFNIqST8 this should "explain" it.
Ask for answers.Cling to John in terror.This is likely what John was scared of earlier. Mommy.
"Uh, it was just an accident, OK? I mean, um, I just got a little carried away... I don't like anyone talking to my daugther like that... You understand, right? ...Right, Joan?"
>>3557650COWER BACKWARDS
>>3557650Forgive Mommy, she's just overprotective.
I'm assuming these are being archived on /suptg/?
>>3557619No, the brain came out of the back of the head.
>>3557650>I don't like anyone talking to my daugther like thatWait, Mom got angry ad Dad for NOT being sexually attracted to her daughter anymore?GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER NOW
Wait wait wait, if she punched his face, then why did his brain come out from the same side? Wouldn't it have gone through the back of his head?
>>3557650Back away from Mommy slowly. Tell her "I don't even know you...", which is true at this point.
Why does Joan already have her father's lab coat? I thought she was busy cowering in fear?
>>3557669And wrapped around the world to smack him in the face?
>>3557673No, Daddy called Joan ugly basically.
>>3557692I think Joan's mum struck dad more than once.
>>3557674It went out the back of his head, orbited the earth once, then smacked him in the face.
We need to get Joan and John away from Mom.We have to let them discuss what just happened.Have them, you know, escape to a bathroom or something where they can talk about what's up, and maybe John can explain what Mom did before that got her so scared.
>>3557703Given what we've seen from mom so far... it sounds reasonable.
>>3557702At that point he was already dead.
"H-how about we go and get you some Trollhams? A-and some hot chocolate with caramel sauce, just like you like it? A-and it's supposed to be a secret, bu-but maybe you'd like to know that your granny and grampa have sent you a special present - it should've arrived by now?""W-what do you say, Joan? T-then we can maybe calm down and talk, right?"
>>3557713>We need to get Joan and John away from Mom.>We have to let them discuss what just happened.>Have them, you know, escape to a bathroom or something where they can talk about what's up, and maybe John can explain what Mom did before that got her so scared.This is a good idea.And, you know, there hasn't been a calm moment so far. There needs to be a bit to relax or John or Joan is going to break down.
>>3557729"S-Sure... But let's move slowly and carefully until then okay...?"
>>3557729INVENTORY CHECK.BOSS BATTLE APPROACHING.
>>3557729Listen to mommy.She knows what's best, she's defending us.So. Let's eat.And Get a present.
>>3557738HAHA, no,We are not fighting our mother.We are however, expecting answers now.Then troll-whatevers.ONMONOMNOM
This better have milf lesbian incest at the end.
>>3557743Yes, but always remain two steps behind mom and clinging to John.
"Mom, why did Dad make that robot with the metal butt that kept stealing all my stuff?"
>>3557729Have Joan point dramatically, and cry "Look Mom! An obvious distraction!" then the second she turns away, grab John and don't stop running.
EXPLANATIONSNOW
Does Joan remember a grandpa and grandma?
>>3557729>>3557756>>3557770>>3557774These are all very valid things to ask.
Since it's getting somewhat difficult to know what's been posted before and/or after an image, and the unnecessary amount of noncommands, I'm going to have to make you board the train to Bathroomtalk Station.So now you and John are in the restroom (private one for the office!), with Mommy waiting and atleast looking worried in the office.
>>3557805Have John massage tits to relieve stress for both of you.
Wash up and make John wash up too. Then ask John if she thinks Mommy can be trusted.
>>3557805JOHN lick JOAN'S cheek for mutual cheering up
Comfort john with yer tits.
>>3557805Get John to draw what she's feeling and how we can help her.
Escape through the ventilation ducting.
John TAKES A WHILE, but ultimately begins to draw you EDUCATIONAL IMAGES.
>>3557805Ask what John thinks about Mom. Hug her tightly, rub cheek on her shoulder, and look worried about the current situation yourself.Shouldn't be too hard.
>>3557869John's OBVIOUS skill has risen to 100.She is now a MASTER of OBVIOUS.
Slap John for wasting my time/
>>3557869John can smell genetic lineage?
>>3557869Can we show John some much-deserved affection now?
>>3557869I vote to trust Mommy for now and at least get some food. Joan hasn't eaten at all during this adventure.
I think John feels like Joan is going to abandon her, since she's found her parents.Give John a "it's you and me, kid, us against the world, through thick and thin" speech and then ask her what she thinks of mom.
>>3557883>>3557896
While we're here, can we ask John why she won't talk?
>>3557920Ask John to draw us what she most desires.
>>3557920OH SHIT JOHN CAN HEAR EVERTHI-Seriously, just get to asking and answering several questions.A) Did John rape Joan in the elevator?B) Why won't John talk?C) What did Mom do that scared John so bad earlier?D) What does John think of Mom now?Meanwhile, hold John tenderly.
>>3557920this just became gay.
>>3557920We've been 4th walled.Reassure John we won't abandon her and get some food together.
To reply to your question about John's feelings for Mommy, John begins to explain.
>>3557931Yes, get John to draw what she wants most right now. Maybe we can calm her down.
>>3557940"So... So you don't think that guy was really my daddy, or do you think I didn't come from Mommy either?"
>>3557940There are clones of Papa?
>>3557945This might work.
>>3557940John finishes the drawing and looks at you intently.
God damn it, must everything good spawn a horde of idiots aping it?
>>3557940Hrmm. Eet vould seem zat ze child auf Heetler und Heetler vill also be un Heetler.
>>3557869>>3557940Think this means Mom doesn't smell like joan, and john is scared of what she does smell like
>>3557920So it's not your mom, who is the one person who can make people's heads explode with a punch?
>>3557964"I'm... I'm not like my mom, I can't even pull the trigger of a gun. You're probably the only reason I'm still alive, John."
Dad was birthed by two gay hitlers?Mom is born from two monsters?AWESOME! MY MOMS EVIL!OK John, lets go, and lets go get food like Mom said. She is totally cool now.
>>3557972I agree.Ask John what she thinks we should do now.Also, why she can't talk, etc.
>>3557940So... two gay daddies created daddy? What?
>>3557964I don't get it...
John seems to think that you do not understand correctly.
Get confused halfway through John's lecture, make turban out of toilet paper.
>>3557993I think John means that daddy smelled like people, and mommy smells like something else, something that scares her.Ask John what will calm her down. Tell her that we'll figure out what to do, but we both need to be calm to decide and it's hard to stay calm when she's freaking out.
>>3558006Please ask John why she can't either write it out or just say it, we have time if she wants to write it out and if she can't talk we can teach her how.
John seems to be worried about something related to Mommy.
>>3558006then why is she more afraid of the mother then the father?ask john to speak if she can...this one is really confusingalso to help lighten things, ask her to draw the moms liniage
Explain the difference between men and women and how babies are made. Then explain that men cannot make babies together.
>>3558024"So do you think I'm half whatever Mom is, John?"
>>3558024Ask John if I'm part-monster since my mom is apparently a monster.
"So, you don't know who mommy's parents were, but you think they're dangerous or inhuman?"
>>3558024Explain to John people aren't clones of each other, and daddy had a daddy and a mommy too, not two daddies, just like mom does.I think we need a library to teach John about human reproduction... or maybe she's confused because humans don't look as similar to each other as sergals do?
God damn, are you people dense? Dad is obviously Hitler, Just look at the mustache.
OHOHOHI got it, hang on.Mom wants to give a gift from GRANDMA and GRANDPA.John is assuming she means ON MOM'S SIDE. WHICH MEANS MOM IS GOING TO GIVE US A GIFT FROM HER PARENTS, WHATEVER MONSTERS THEY ARE, AND POSSIBLY TO MEET THEM.
>>3558047 clearly we need to teach John that two girls can't have babies together by having hot lesbian xeno-sex
>>3558060OH I GET IT NOWGOOD JOB ANON
>>3558060 AND GRANDPA AND GRANDMA ON DADS SIDE ARE GOING TO BE MORE MOLESTING PEDOSSHIT RUN!
>>3558060OHHHHH.Hug John and promise that we'll protect her.
>>3558060Egads! We're in a trap! We must flee.
>>Ask John if I'm part-monster since my mom is apparently a monster.John makes you some sort of a ranking chart.
>>3558060>A-and it's supposed to be a secret, bu-but maybe you'd like to know that your granny and grampa have sent you a special present - it should've arrived by now?"John is worried that Mom's parents are even darker and eviller than she is, and that her present might turn JOAN into a monster.Ask Joan if that would be a bad thing, in this world."Some would call you a monster too, John. I wouldn't, but some would. Why shouldn't I be a monster too? It might be my only chance of surviving in a world like this."
so eitherA: John has no idea about human reproductionORB: Daddy is the buttson of two gay Hitlerclones, and Grandma and Grandpa are horrible monsters, making us half monster, half Hitler.
>>3558089HUG JOHN.HUG JOHN SO DAMN TIGHTLY AND DON'T LET GO.
>>3558077Not if this chart is true we're not >>3558089
>>3558089"But Mommy wants to protect me. She's okay John!"
>>3558089I said we should have run, but NOOO you wanted your damn answers from "Mom".
>>3558089so, we're 7k levels down from monster, like the robbutt, john is two levels down, and mom is 1 level monster? so, some kind of reverse ranking system?
>>3558099It's B.
>>3558089wow, mom's alot of part monstermore so then a sergal or robuttdamnit
>>3558089Does that mean John could have beaten the Robutt in a fight?Dammit John, you coward!
Mom should play quake with that many frags.
>>3558089Take John's hand/paw. Try to look for an escape.
>>3558095...This is too good of an argument really. I know the result would be bad, but it is a good argument.
GUYS.GUYS.Just hold on a minute.Let's ask John what she thinks we should do next.Then ask about her voice goddammit.
>>3558089"John! What does the scouter say about her power level?!"
>>3558160Yes, enough charts, we get that mom is overpowered as fuck. What NOW?
Damnit /tg, what is going on in here? Why do we have a sergal drawing a picture of two gay hitlers?
>>3558150>>3558160These seem like the best ideas
"Uh... hey... Everything OK here?"
>>3558195Tell Mom the furry is threatening to kill you.
>>3558195"Just... drawing pictures..."
>>3558183In the ancient 4chan tradition, I will give you one of our oldest and most cherished pieces of advice.Ahem.LURK. MOAR.
>>3558195Tell Mom that you're going to marry John, and she can't stop you.
>>3558205>>3558205>>3558205>>3558205>>3558205>>3558205>>3558205THIS THIS OH GOD
>>3558160...?>>3558089>IIIII IIII k...well played
>>3558219John never talks and I want to find out why goddammit >:|
>>3558204seeing as they are both potentially crazy monsters, a course of action that angers both seems really, REALLY bad
Ask mom what the present from grandma and grandpa is.
>>Tell Mom the furry is threatening to kill you."Pish posh! How could a cute doggy like this one want to hurt you?">>"Just... drawing pictures...""It can draw? That's so cool! Look, this one looks like me!"
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!Cry out "Mom shut the door I'm indecent!" and then panic, hug John, and ask her what she thinks we should do.
>>3558268great, now she knows we're on to her, RUN AWAY
>>3558268 oh god we're going to die.
>>3558195NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST DRAWING PICTURESJOHN, SINCE I KNOW HER A BIT MORE, IS COMFORTING ME SINCE YOU BRUTALLY MURDERED MY FATHERum. . .how did you and dad meet?
>>3558268"Well, going to take doggy and go play outside..."
>>3558268"How can you punch through walls, anyway?"
>>3558268Tell her that we need a little more privacy. Just a bit.Lock the door this time.
>>3558268..put yourself between MOM and JOHN.
>>3558268She's on to us, we need to GET THE FUCK AWAY
>>3558308Do this, then explain you need a bit more privacy. They're planning a surprise.
new thread?
MOM AND DAD HAVE THE EYE EYEBROWS!!!!!!!
>>3558268Ask her why her eyebrows are stuck in that strange position. Also the punching through walls and people thing.
Tell John to draw a picture of her, us, and mom all holding hands. Then ask mom if we can have a minute to wash up.
>>3558006Yo dawg, We heard you like dads so we put yo dad in yo dad so you can dad while you dad.
>>3558347Speaking of which, we should wash the crab blood from our hair if it's still there...
>>3558268Why do you only go off the railroad for the STUPID suggestions? :(
>>Cry out "Mom shut the door I'm indecent!" and then panic, hug John, and ask her what she thinks we should do."Operation: Indecent" fails critically.
>>3558347THIS
New threat timeSuggestions for the new thread:>Stand between John and Mom>Tell mom you need a bit more privacy>Ask John what she wants to do now>Maybe ask Mom what she wants to give us before she goes.
>>3558376Plan with John what to do while "washing up"
>>3558374JOHN'S SQUAD IS BROKEN!
>>3558374Confess your love to John, it may be your last chance to do so.
>>3558429Seconded.
>>3558374Just stop stalling, goddamn, see what she has to give us
>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347>>3558347This is likely our only chance now.
>>3558429This.
OH GOD!!DAD LOVES YOUNG GIRLSMOM LOVES OLDERSHES GONNA RAPE US!!!!
>>3558429>>3558465I honest to god hope this isn't our last chance to do so, but it couldn't hurt.
BRING IT FAGGOT
>>3558503probably a BAD move
New thread: >>3558522
>>3558429>>3558485>>3558436Whisper it if you're close enough, otherwise mouth it.I don't think John's in any danger though, Mom thinks she's a cute doggy... Let's just not... you know... piss Mom off...
What the hell do we have against Mom?All she did was accidentally kill our father, who went to JAIL for being a pedophile.
>>3558540John is severely freaked out about Mom. John has never steered us wrong before. We don't even remember who Mom is, outside of videos.
