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    85 KB Joan's 12th Instance of Torturous Existence Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)15:43 No.3555298  
    Continued from >>3554280

    As you maneuver to investigate the explosion, you manage to chokepost the previous thread, forcing the drawfag to start a new thread where you find yourself encompassed by thick dust. John, following you closely is hardly visible.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:44 No.3555307
    Dude, her breasts look like those of a 90 years old hag.
    Big, yes.
    Droppy, no.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:44 No.3555308
    Our boobs are more like a second stomach now. Next they will be hanging down to our knees.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:45 No.3555310
    Have John archive the previous thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:46 No.3555311
    Summon the power of /tg/'s sexual urges to reduce your breast size a bit. I mean goddamn. There is such a thing as too big.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:46 No.3555312
    >>3555307
    Large breasts are affected by gravity despite what you learned from watching shitty anime. They look fine
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:46 No.3555315
    >>3555311
    Don't listen to this fucker, he's wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:47 No.3555317
    Check breasts for mysterious lumps. Breast cancer is a serious health risk.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:48 No.3555323
    >>3555315
    I disagree sir. They are a bit too big. I suggest we should discover what caused our breast increase in the first place and try to find a way to reverse the effects a tad.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:48 No.3555324
    HIDE
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:48 No.3555326
    Investigate explosion.

    If you have a strap or something from the overalls that's not imperative in keeping them up, see if you can't fashion something to cover your increasingly large breast size.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:48 No.3555327
    >>3555312
    Yes, yes, they ARE affected by gravity. But they are too big.
    What I meant is: Big, sure. Big enough to be droppy and resembling an old fart, please, anon, no!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:48 No.3555328
    >>3555317
    Then have John check them to make sure
    Also investigate the explosion for potential hats.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:49 No.3555331
    >>3555323

    >I agree sir. They are definitely not too big. I suggest we should discover what caused our breast increase in the first place and try to find a way to amplify the effects a tad.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:50 No.3555332
    Put your suspenders back on. It will over your nipples and look hot. Oh, and your hands will be free.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:50 No.3555336
    Are we or John injured?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:50 No.3555339
    >>3555327
    Her breasts are still round and full. They just are natural shaped instead of shitty implant shaped. You have obviously never seen a large natural breast before.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:51 No.3555344
    >>3555331
    Sure, if Anon prefers old women's breast to a fine, young women's...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:52 No.3555353
    So... did our breasts actually grow or is this just SDF's mistake?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:52 No.3555355
    >>3555344
    You don't know what an old woman's breast looks like. I'm not posting examples because we've derailed the thread enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:53 No.3555365
    >>3555339
    C'mon, now...
    ... I have, it's not that I'm not against hueg bewbz. It's just that, look, they are in their belly button!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:53 No.3555369
    Look for way to reduce bustline, C cup is best.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:54 No.3555373
    >>3555355
    General knowledge, actually.
    But yes, you're right. Faggot, search for HATS!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:54 No.3555374
    Now that the rest of Joan's brain is arguing about her breasts I SHALL GAIN CONTROL. Request john use her sense of smell and hearing to see if she notices anything strange.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:54 No.3555378
    Continue through the cloud of dust. Hold John's hand so you don't lose track of each other.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:55 No.3555380
    She needs to find some support.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)15:55 No.3555381
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    Even through all your thoughts about the appearance of breasts in relation to physics, you manage to see a dark, gaping hole the size of a dark, gaping hole.

    Where the metal door used to be, that is.

    It is dark and gaping. And definitely a hole.

    A HOLE WHERE A DOOR USED TO BE.

    John cannot hear the hole over how fun it is to grope your butt.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)15:55 No.3555386
    Be sad that she never went back to SEC 2 to grab the gun.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:55 No.3555390
    Just becasue she has unusually large breasts doesn't it make them impossibly large.

    I'm not a fan of uber huge boobs, but the arguements for breast reducement is silly.

    Drawfag, draw 'em however the hell you want. Anything else is HERETICAL.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:57 No.3555404
    >>3555381
    Let out a satisfying small shriek when John gropes. Cautiously approach the hole-door/door-hole.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:57 No.3555408
    >>3555381
    Enter Hole, its made for Joan.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)15:57 No.3555412
    >>3555390
    Don't taunt the drawfag or you'll witness boobs that will make you lose SAN no matter how well you roll.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)15:58 No.3555415
    >>3555408
    DRR DRR DRR DRR DRR
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/29/09(Thu)15:58 No.3555416
    >>3555381

    play with john's tongueclit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:58 No.3555417
    >John cannot hear the hole over how fun it is to grope your butt.

    Are her hands outside or inside Joan's pants?
    This is important.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:58 No.3555418
    >>3555381
    Request John scout ahead in the hole. He must have some senses better than us, right? Sight, smell or hearing? Well he must do since Joan fails at nearly everything but looking hot. Which is why we love her.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:59 No.3555423
    Beef really loud.

    That'll encourage John to pay attention.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:59 No.3555425
    >>3555418
    >he
    wat?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:59 No.3555426
    If Joan didn't have the hand strength to pull the trigger on a revolver, what makes you think she can pull back the slide on a .45 auto?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)15:59 No.3555428
    Leap through the hole. If anyone is present, inform them that nobody expects the Sergal Inquisition.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:00 No.3555430
    >>3555412
    But I LOVE breast expansion.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:00 No.3555431
    >>3555416
    >>3555416
    >>3555416
    >>3555416
    >>3555416
    >>3555416
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:01 No.3555436
    >>3555425
    DAMN IT. WHY MUST JOHN HAVE A BOY'S NAME. I CAN'T HELP IT.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:02 No.3555438
    Why is ROBUTT'S HEAD STILL LOOKING AT ME JESUS CHRIST.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:02 No.3555442
    >>3555412
    WIITNESS YOUR BOOOOOOOBS!!
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:02 No.3555446
    >>3555438
    BECAUSE THE ROBUTT'S HEAD IS WHERE OUR INFO IS BEING RELAYED TO JOAN
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:03 No.3555449
    >>3555381
    Swat John's hands away. You're not that type of girl, and neither should be John.

    Investigate hole.

    Give John silent treatment for violating personal space.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/29/09(Thu)16:04 No.3555461
    >Investigate John's hole.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:05 No.3555464
    >>3555461
    all three?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:06 No.3555468
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    >>Let out a satisfying small shriek when John gropes.
    Your weak voice only encourages John.
    >>Enter Hole, its made for Joan.
    You DRR DRR DRR your way through the hole, although you do not remember being so wide, tall and of irregular shape...
    You see some faint lights and hear muffled sounds, all in the undetermined distance.

    >>Are her hands outside or inside Joan's pants?
    IT IS A MISTERY
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:07 No.3555477
    >>3555468

    Solve the MISTERY, continue onward.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:07 No.3555478
    IN B4 WRRYYYYYYY BAD END
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:08 No.3555483
    >>3555468
    TAKE OFF ROBUTT HAT. PEOPLE WILL THINK WE ARE THE ROBUTT. ALSO SWAT JOHN'S HANDS.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:10 No.3555499
    >>3555483

    NO THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO DO! DON'T YOU GET IT OUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES HER PUSSY WETTER!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:11 No.3555503
    Ask John to hold our boobs so we can use our hands.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:12 No.3555505
    >>3555503
    Quick thinking anon.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:13 No.3555514
    >>3555507
    Puberty
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/29/09(Thu)16:14 No.3555520
    >>3555503

    this is a marvelous idea and should be implimented.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:14 No.3555522
    Could Joan be going through some sort of super puberty?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:14 No.3555525
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    >>continue onward
    A SUDDEN AND UNKNOWN FORCE BLOWS THE DUST CLEAN OUT OF THE AIR, ADDITIONALLY ROBBING YOU OF YOUR HAT!
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:14 No.3555526
    Throw the Robutt's head at the lights.
    >> Not Major Maxillary !!qbr8fDfF9Fn 01/29/09(Thu)16:14 No.3555527
    >>3555520

    I concur.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:15 No.3555529
    keep your /b/ trash out of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:16 No.3555541
    >>3555525
    GO BACK FOR THE HAT
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:16 No.3555542
    >>3555525
    DUCK DOWN!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:16 No.3555547
    >>3555525
    Use duct tape to cover nipples so we can see more of whatever goes on (without frame cutoff).
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:16 No.3555549
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    >>3555525

    Did we just get hit by a Blizzard Fist? Have John counter with Pummel.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:17 No.3555554
    >>3555547

    No, John has perfectly good hands and she should use them to cover our breasts.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:18 No.3555558
    >>3555525
    Request John capture the head. If the head escapes the ROBUTT will return!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:20 No.3555582
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    "Oh, hi!"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:20 No.3555585
    >>3555582
    Totally saw that coming.
    Totally.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:21 No.3555589
    >>3555582

    JOHN, GET HER!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:21 No.3555590
    >>3555582
    Wat?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:21 No.3555592
    >>3555525

    Drop down, hold hands up for self-defense, ask john to keep you decent with her hands.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:21 No.3555594
    >>3555582
    Recapture Robutt head and then make polite conversation.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:21 No.3555595
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    >>3555582
    YOU SHALL BE SHOTGAMI
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:22 No.3555598
    >>3555589
    Don't "GET HER" haven't you seen Ghostbusters!?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:22 No.3555601
    >>3555582

    Say hi back, ask how she is, then ask for a shirt or something for coverage.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:22 No.3555602
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    >>3555549
    LEFT RIGHT LEFT A
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:23 No.3555603
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    >>3555582
    JOAN'S MOM!?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:23 No.3555610
    >>3555582
    Joan hug her mom.

    John can join in too.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:24 No.3555612
    >>3555610
    WHORAY!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:25 No.3555615
    >>3555307
    >>TITS ARE MADE OF HARD PLASTIC, LIKE THOSE ON THE PRETTY LADIES I SEE IN PORNO MOVIES!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:25 No.3555620
    >>3555582

    Respect Knuckles!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:26 No.3555624
    >>3555582
    What just happened?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:28 No.3555635
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    Your spine makes funny sounds.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:29 No.3555637
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    >>3555624
    Shotgami used MIND BULLETS to destroy the THAT'S TELEKINESIS KYLE
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:30 No.3555644
    >>3555635
    Stop hug. get Robutt head. Ask our mother if she knows about the Robutt or John. Put back Robutt hat.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:30 No.3555645
    >>3555635
    Holy shit, Joan's mom is really fucking tall.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:30 No.3555646
    >>3555635
    Ow.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:30 No.3555647
    >>3555635
    Back off a little to avoid suffocation.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:31 No.3555652
    Introduce John and your Mom. Ask Mom what the hell is going on.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:31 No.3555653
    >>3555645
    Or Joan is really short. Or both.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:33 No.3555665
    >>3555652

    And if she has a spare shirt.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:34 No.3555675
    >>3555653
    YOU WERE A DORF IN DORF FORTRESS ALL ALONG
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:34 No.3555676
    Have a good, happy reunion.
    Make sure she didn't just kill John over your shoulder.
    Recap. John should, perhaps, be kept around for now even if Mother disapproves, since there seems to be a distinct shortage of even vaguely friendly characters around.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:34 No.3555680
    >>3555635
    ASK HER FOR A TRAINING MONTAGE
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:36 No.3555693
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    >>3555653
    Judging by this pic and the new one, I estimate Joan Mom's height to be anywhere around 6 - 6'6'' feet tall.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:37 No.3555704
    >>3555676
    I still maintain that we didn't know enough information to know if the ROBUTT was evil or good. Yeah, he killed Engie but we didn't know that much about Engie. And John.... well John's weird. I wouldn't be that surprised is she were the true villain.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:39 No.3555726
    >>3555704
    See:
    >>3555603
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:41 No.3555736
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    Mommy notices John.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:41 No.3555740
    >>3555726
    Yeah, I know Joan's mom tried to kill the ROBUTT. It's just that I get the weird feeling from John and she was always so keen to see the ROBUTT dead.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:42 No.3555745
    >>3555736
    In b4 SUPRIZE TAZER/GUN
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:42 No.3555747
    >>3555635
    BRACE FOR INCESTOUS THREESOME
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:42 No.3555750
    >>3555736
    Mama does not approve?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:42 No.3555752
    >>3555736
    John offer a hand shake.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:43 No.3555756
    >>3555736
    Give Mommy and John some private time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:43 No.3555757
    >>3555736
    INTERACIAL INCEST LESBIAN THREESOME? DAAAAMN.

    Also tell our mom everything that happened from the alley till now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:44 No.3555763
    John is much smarter than she lets on, I'll talk about it later in a discussion thread when there's more time.

    Basically, she showed intelligence when she drew stuff, then MUCKED AROUND until she stuffed Joan in the locker with the sapper and caused a ruckus to summon the Robutt for Joan to sap.

    So, John trusts us, and is smart, but acts stupid. Why, I have no idea. Given that her name is John, I also suspect that she wasn't originally a sergal. Or female. Something caused him to turn into what he/she is now. This would also explain why John never talks, having not figured out how to speak yet with a sergal's vocal chords and mouth shape.

    So, in short, KEEP JOHN THE FUCK AROUND. She knows more than we do, is an able combatant, and trusts us.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:45 No.3555768
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    >>3555736
    "It's so cute! Can we keep it? Can we?"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:45 No.3555771
    so when was this bitch raped and where is the porn
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:46 No.3555775
    >>3555768
    YES
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:46 No.3555778
    >>3555763
    Oh god. John is our farther. Shit got even kinkier and weirder.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:46 No.3555782
    >>3555760
    >>3555760
    >>3555760
    >>3555760
    >>3555760
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)16:46 No.3555783
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    I ponder this sudden drop to QUALITY levels.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:47 No.3555785
    >>3555768
    Inform her about John and everything that happened from the alley till now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:47 No.3555790
    >>3555768
    Mommy childish?
    /tg/ must keep Joan smart then.
    Unless hats are involved.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:48 No.3555796
    >>3555768
    Say "Yes."
    Ask Mommy the questions that have been put forth in this thread already. Joan still has memory loss.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)16:49 No.3555803
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    >>3555768
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:49 No.3555805
    >>3555768
    Time for sex
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:49 No.3555812
    >>3555778

    >>3555763
    here. I suspected this as well, but I don't think there's enough evidence to say that for sure just yet.

    It really relies on A) whether or not John is the sergal that raped us or if she even raped us in the first place (the robutt might have done it) and B) if John IS the rapist, whether or not he/she remembers everything as well, and he/she MIGHT have had his/her mind a bit warped by the transformation procedure. Which would explain a lot.

    Still, I hope puppy never leaves. Puppy is awesome.
    >>3555768
    Keep him.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:50 No.3555818
    >>3555771
    It was earlier.
    Once in the dark and possibly once while unconscious.

    Hard to tell if there's going to be less rape now, or more. It's about at a 1:6 rape-per-thread ratio.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Joan for catching up.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:50 No.3555822
    >>3555803
    0_o
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:50 No.3555828
    >>3555803
    John's so cute when she's disturbed. Say "Yes!" then hug John again.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:52 No.3555836
    >>3555803
    Tell mommy to stfu before she scares John away, or becomes her next meal.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:52 No.3555838
    >>3555803
    Ask John whats wrong?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:53 No.3555841
    Does Mom have any tattoos or birthmarks? We should make sure this isn't just a clever disguise.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:53 No.3555850
    Tell mom everything, especially the rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)16:54 No.3555853
    >>3555841
    If she did, we don't remember.

    Not that that should necessarily keep us from our "inspection".
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:00 No.3555888
    Try and catch a glimpse of Mommy with her eyes open. That is kind of creepy.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:00 No.3555889
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    Mommy doesn't know anything about John or Robutt. Mommy doesn't have any spare clothes for you either, adding that you don't really need them anyway.

    That's all the questions Mommy can remember, because there are too many posts in this thread for the drawfag to read through them all to gather the required questions and then answer them.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)17:01 No.3555899
    >>3555889
    I smell an unbirth fetish
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:02 No.3555907
    >>3555889

    Tell Mom to get her hands off of your woman.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:02 No.3555910
    >>3555889
    Awesome picture. Now stare at the wall together.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:02 No.3555911
    >>3555889
    Bitch, back off John.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:02 No.3555916
    >>3555889
    D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:04 No.3555936
    >>3555889
    Smile at John, hug her gently once mom is through.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:06 No.3555949
    >>3555889
    :D
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:07 No.3555963
    Inform mom of the suergal surprise sex. Mommy looks tough enough to convince John not to try that again.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:10 No.3555981
    Take a look around the room and double check inventory.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:10 No.3555983
    >>3555963
    wrong sergal anon
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:11 No.3555985
    >>3555963
    You say that like it's a problem or an unwanted occurrence.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:11 No.3555990
    >>3555981

    Offer Mom an Angerbar.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:12 No.3555996
    >>3555983

    Huh? John thanked us for the private time in the elevator.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:12 No.3555997
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    >>Tell Mom to get her hands off of your woman.
    Mommy doesn't hear and/or understand you.
    >>Now stare at the wall together.
    You attempt to stare at the wall, but there is a computer terminal blocking the view.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:13 No.3556005
    >>3555990
    BAD IDEA

    VERY BAD IDEA

    SHE'S ALREADY STRONG ENOUGH TO NEARLY ACCIDENTALLY KILL SOMEONE
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:14 No.3556012
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    >>3555997
    >pony
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:14 No.3556015
    >>3555997
    Watch cutscene.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:14 No.3556017
    >>3555997
    What...

    WHAT!?

    Identify Surroundings.

    Panic.

    Find Mom or John to cling to.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 01/29/09(Thu)17:14 No.3556020
    >>3555997
    The monitor shows this when logged in as the screensaver:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahQWph2niuw
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:15 No.3556032
    I like how SDF is just ignoring every suggestion and pushing forward on his own. CHOO CHOO

    >>3555997
    Type C:\dosshell
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:15 No.3556033
    Ask mother if she knows what the terminal does.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:16 No.3556037
    Joan is so fucking small...
    ... With such amazing breasts. God damn, I must fap to this delicious loli-milf mix.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:17 No.3556042
    >>3556032
    There's too many suggestions and I think this is the stopping point for now.

    He's done everything the consensus has wanted and something better, in the porn-dodging explosion instance.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:17 No.3556045
    >>3555997
    It was all a dream! We're back at SEC II and the computer now works!

    ROOOOOOOOBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:17 No.3556049
    >>3556032
    What the fuck are you talking about. He does the first ones to reply to his latest post. Have you not done these threads before? We once spent half a game dancing and making hats. We've done the exact opposite of what he was hoping for and attack a Sergal when SDF wanted us to make it our pet.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:18 No.3556057
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    >>3556045
    This had better not been all a dream.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:18 No.3556060
    >>3555997
    Don't run the cycles, watch the videos first.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:20 No.3556073
    IDENTIFY

    SURROUNDINGS
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:20 No.3556076
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >>3556060
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:22 No.3556086
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    You access CUTSCE--- I mean, SECVID 001. A video, so very surprisingly, begins to play.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:22 No.3556089
    >>3556060

    And check the memo.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:23 No.3556098
    >>3556086
    SWEET IT'S FROGGER

    TAKE THE LEFT PATH
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:23 No.3556099
    Get bored with the vid, punch mom in the tit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:25 No.3556107
    >>3556099
    How about no. Grope mom in the tit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:25 No.3556110
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:25 No.3556112
    >>3556086
    Keep watching because there's obviously nothing better to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:25 No.3556115
    REVERSE THE POLARITY
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:26 No.3556125
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    >>3556086
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:26 No.3556128
    >>3556086
    I bet my virginity John is gonna come out of the sewer.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:26 No.3556129
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:27 No.3556134
    >>3556128
    Unlikely. This is likely before John was a sergal.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:28 No.3556136
    >>3556125

    Chainsword??
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:28 No.3556139
    >>3556125
    oh shi-
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:28 No.3556143
    >>3556125
    I fucking love our mom.
    >>3556129
    Dude. Wait for after the cutscene.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:28 No.3556145
    >>3556128
    Where can we meet?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:29 No.3556153
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    NO FAIR
    I WANT A CHAINSAW SWORD
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:29 No.3556154
    >>3556136
    Chainsword and a Mad Max Sawed-off Shotgun

    This is definitely Post-Apocalyptia
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:29 No.3556162
    >>3556125
    Well, it seems Mommy can aim and use weapons but Joan can't! What a surprise! I think some genetics failed to mix in there somewhere.

    Also, in b4 "fap to video".
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:30 No.3556169
    >>3556162
    Mom is older and much stronger than Joan.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:31 No.3556176
    >>3556169
    Mom is likely stronger than JOHN!

    But also dumber than John, so yeah.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:31 No.3556177
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    >>3556125
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:32 No.3556182
    >>3556145
    Behind your house, 9pm
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:32 No.3556185
    >>3556177

    Fucking Robutt.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:33 No.3556190
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    >>3556177
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:33 No.3556191
    >>3556177
    OH SHIT. ROBUTT. OUR DAD MADE ROBUTT TO TAKE US FROM OUR MOM. BASTARD.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:33 No.3556192
    >>3556177
    FUCK

    IT WAS THE ROBUTT

    IT WAS ALWAYS THE ROBUTT

    GODDAMN
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:33 No.3556193
    >>3556177
    ROBUTT!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:33 No.3556194
    >>3556182
    Dammit it's already 10:30pm...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:34 No.3556205
    >>3556191
    Unlikely. That would mean Dad was the engineer.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:34 No.3556206
    >>3556191
    Must have been a custody battle gone horribly wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:35 No.3556207
    I KNEW IT WAS THE ROBUTT
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:35 No.3556210
    >>3556194
    Either way, no sex for you. Sorry, bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:36 No.3556214
    THE ROBUTT IS THE EVIL ONE

    JOHN WAS THE GOOD ONE

    SHIT JUST GOT CLARIFIED
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:37 No.3556230
    >>3556205
    DAD AT LEAST ASSISTED. WE SAW A PHOTO OF HIM WORKING ON THE ROBUTT. ENGIE PROBABLY MADE IT NICE BUT DAD SCREWED IT UP TO KIDNAP US.
    >>3556206
    I LIKE THIS THEORY.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:37 No.3556231
    >>3556125
    damn.
    Her mom is awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:43 No.3556275
    Bless You Faggot.
    You and your Faggot-Top-Hat and your Faggot Cane.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:45 No.3556285
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    SECVID 002 begins to play - after loading for a considerable time because the drawfag sucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:47 No.3556305
    >>3556285

    Aside from Mom, do any of those people look familiar to Joan?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:47 No.3556313
    >>3556285
    Who's filming Joan and her buddies?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:48 No.3556327
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    >>3556285
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:51 No.3556348
    How does this work?

    Joan's dad was taken away by the police for looking at minors in the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:51 No.3556349
    Hey look, it's the Dad from the Addams Family.

    What was his name, Gregori or something? Something spanish.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:55 No.3556391
    Dude, that was Gomez.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)17:56 No.3556396
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    >>3556327
    The video ends.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:56 No.3556405
    >>3556391
    GOMEZ! Yeah! That was it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:57 No.3556415
    >>3556396
    Did a punch just break reality?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:58 No.3556430
    >>3556415
    I'm sure it's happened before.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:59 No.3556437
    >>3556396
    I guess we should be thankful mommy went easy on our spine.

    Please read memo.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)17:59 No.3556440
    >>3556415
    Waaaiiiitt.....
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:03 No.3556478
    >>3556396
    What are the dates on the files?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)18:04 No.3556489
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    You then read the memo.

    (Cutscene over, by the way.)
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:05 No.3556491
    >>3556415
    It broke a wall at least.
    FALCON PUNCH has nothing on her mighty fistings.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:05 No.3556493
    >>3556396
    Well that looks familiar.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:08 No.3556512
    examine surroundings
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:10 No.3556533
    Ask Mom if she can teach us to punch people like that, than head back to SEC II and look for access codes.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:11 No.3556547
    >>3556489
    I second this:
    >>3556533
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:13 No.3556558
    Identify Surroundings.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)18:15 No.3556579
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    "Oh, I didn't know he was out of jail," Mommy says absentmindedly to herself.

    >>examine surroundings
    You are in a laboratory of sorts, there's all sorts of obscure machinery and computers - most of it is mysteriosly destroyed and quite recently so, as it would appear.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:15 No.3556582
    Is there a new thread?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)18:17 No.3556607
    >>3556582
    Patience, young padawang.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:18 No.3556623
    Uh, figure out where John is MUCKING ABOUT

    Ask Mom how we got here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:19 No.3556625
    >>3556607
    Ask mommy if she's one of those warriors who doesn't open her eyes and uses sound to identify everything in her surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:19 No.3556630
    A.H. is the father.

    A. =/= John

    JOHN! YOU ARE... NOT THE FATHER!

    *cue John dancing*
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:25 No.3556689
    Was Ruby on that video? Im sure she did it!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:31 No.3556746
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    >>3556689
    Dun dun duuuuun!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:33 No.3556762
    Thread is autosaging, Link to new thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:34 No.3556770
    >>3556746
    You forgot to color her blue.

    And where is SDF? Is that it for today?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:37 No.3556789
    >>3556762
    see
    >>3556607
    :/
    >> Anonymous 01/29/09(Thu)18:37 No.3556801
    SPEEED UPPPP FAAAAAAAAAGGGG
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/29/09(Thu)18:38 No.3556810
    New thread: >>3556794


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