Offer hat to John. If he likes it, ask him to lick your hair clean.

put hook back in to match new punk look

Take the .45 from the safe, Check it's magazine, Load it if empty.

Then examine wall near the desk, Look behind the desk and then try booting the computer with the CD.

>>3518836
Shut up you.

Obviously, Joan is not feeling well.

She needs a hug.

Get rid of that disgusting headcrab.

Oh god damn it. I leave this thread alone for a few hours...

Joan, what are you eating honey? I think you might need to eatsomething less fleshy, maybe have a drink of something.

Test if Joan can pull the trigger on this gun (unloaded).

What's in our inventory right now?

>>3518855

Seconded

First take out magazine, then attempt to fire gun. If she can do it, load gun and keep it with you. If she can't, don't load the gun, but take it and the ammo, just in case someone, or something that CAN use it, finds it.

Next examine the wall.

Then behind the computer, to see if the moniter is even hooked up to it. Same with the mouse and keyboard.

You feel so sick that consciousness leaves you.

*A WILD SHORT BREAK APPEARS.*

.... It would appear that Joan is changing once more.

Maybe she will get a headcrab zombie arm.

>>3518897
THROW POKEBALL

>>3518897
John should stand guard, or lick the headcrab blood out of Joan's hair if she finds it tasty.

>>3518897
OH SHIT, QUICKTIME EVENTS.

>>3518910
Maybe her breasts will swell to an even larger size.

>>3518897
When you wake up, check that you weren't grossly raped.

>>3518930

Yay!

Here's hoping that John actually does something PROFOUND, or useful, like check the vent, or the wall. Or on the off chance that John might attract unwanted attention/another headcrab/something equally or mre threatening, she just mucks about and doesn't cause anything to happen.

>>3518947
or that you haven't, you know,crab-ified

>>3518930
Hopefully they'll deflate a bit. They're kind of getting a bit too big to not be an unwanted distraction.

>>3518965

Well to be fair, adult Sergal's have the intelligence of an eight year old human, according to their biology so... what do you want from a child?

A very strong and dangerous child, but an infant no less...

>>3518987
HERESY!

>>3518988
Thought it was 14 year old Jap or it was retconed.

THE FUCK

WHY IS HER HEAD BLEEDING AND HOW DID THE HEADCRAB GET ON HER HEAD?

I BLAME YOU, ANON!

>>3518997
Retconned, they don't even get an INT penalty.

>>3518988
>>3518997
Rain is the retarded one, the rest of them are "normal." Average man's intelligence.

>>3519016
her head is bleeding because anon put a hook in her eye
we put the crab on as a hat

>>3519036
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Anon, I'm warning you...

>>3518988
According to their biology? Whuh? They have normal human-ish brains.

>>3519036
It was in her eyebrow, not her eye, idiot.

Is this the part of the story where we take over as John until Joan wakes up?

>>3519160
take over at MUCKING ABOUT

>>3519060
Yeah and it looks punk as fuck, I can't believe you fags wanted to take it out.
>>3518987
You shut your filthy mouth.

>>3519203
especially with the new green hair, right?

>>Is this the part of the story where we take over as John until Joan wakes up?
No.

Your consciousness returns! You find yourself in a cramped and dark space!

examine surrondings

>>3519213
John's vagina?

Really though, I'm assuming she put you there for safety. See if you can locate her.

it looks like we are either in an air duct or above the elevator
we should be careful moving about

>>examine surrondings
You are in the ventilation duct! You cannot see John, but you can see another familiar shape in the corridor below.

>>3519213
What's in the opening below/near our face?

>>3519274
Oh God Pimpbot

it appears to be the robutt! we need to get our box back...

>>3519274
Is it dat robbutt!?
It might be more dangerous this time, so just observe what it's doing for now.

>>3519274
You slowly creep up to the opening, careful not to make a sound

>>3519274

Examine the opening, see who's there.

>>3519274
>>3519274
BE SNEAKY

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRY TO MOVE OR CROSS OR GET ON GRATE

Robutt does not seem to notice you. It is looking around but remains between the doors to Blue Oyster and SEC II.

>>3519366

Wait it out. See if Robutt goes away. Where's John anyway?

what happened to the sappah?

>>3519366
Wait until it goes into Sector II and then quickly and quietly follow it in.

The Robutt still isn't moving, but it is apparently concentrating on the noise coming from the direction of the elevator. There seems to be some commotion going on at the elevator; you can hear all kinds of racket.

john is in for some trouble here, we need to help her some how

>>3519452
Poke your head out to see what he's looking at, but not anything else.

>>3519452
Shit. We went back and time. GO STOP OUR OWN RAPE! CHARGE THAT PIGFUCKING ROBUTT! CHARGE THE SERGAL! Unless itg was John the entire time.

Look fo John, is he in the area? or go back and look to see if you can look into SEC II and see what's in there.

>>3519483
>John
>he

UNLOCK YOUR PSYCHIC POTENTIAL
CRUSH ROBUTT WITH YOUR MIND

Use the sapper on The Robutt

>>3519502

Sorry, forgot the s, I was busy talking to someone on the phone as well, multi-tasking can get a bit hard, when I'm typing and talking on the phone. Sometimes I'll do it the other way around and read what I'm typing outloud.

Silly me!

>>3519514
THIS

do we still have the sapper?

>>3519527
>read what I'm typing allowed
>4chan

you poor, poor bastard

>>Poke your head out to see what he's looking at, but not anything else.
The Robutt is just looking along the corridor towards the elevator. It may or may not be intrigued by the noise, which seems all the more deliberate now that you've had time to analyze what you hear.

>>3519561
use sapper on robbutt

>>3519561
Or for fucks sake, jump out of the vent, run by it, and see what's going on.

>>3519574
SAPPING THE ROBUTT

>>3519561
JOANS SAPPAN MAH ROBUTT!

Then use Robutt butt as a hat. We still need to find a new hat to replace the almighty CHANG

Sap that God Damned Robutt.

>>3519561

Check inventory!

You take the Sapper out and drop down from the duct.

Jump out, Run to the robot and sap it!

>>3519712
Quick Save, damn it

Is anyone as shocked as I am (and relieved) that there's no Joan/John sergal porn already?

>>3519721
Don't quicksave now! We're already screwed

>>3519723
Shocked, yes.

>>3519712
Dodge the lazoooooooor!

>>3519639

>Use Robutt butt as a hat
>butt as a hat

ASSHAT!

>>3519738
Exactly. We need an ASSHAT (TM) to replace the greatness that was CHANG: THE HATTENING

Sap the robot. Obviously.

>>3519738
Am I doin' it right?

Dammit I go to blowdry my hair, and now we're about to die. Shit.

>>Quick Save, damn it
NO SAVES, NO LOADS.

FINAL DESTINATION.

>>3519783
OH SHI-
SAP
SAP
SAP

>>3519783
SAP IT NOW

Uh oh, he's chargin' Maylasia. Sap quick!

>>3519783

Dodge any attacks, Sappah energy!

>>3519783
FUCK YEAR SAPPING TIME

>>3519783
Please, good sir, could you buy this hat for my school fundraiser? It's only 2d lollars! I'll let you try it on first, if you'd like.

>>3519783
fuck, dodge the laser and sapp that muthafucker

>>3519783

JOHN!

TO BE CONTINUED.

john better not get blasted by that robbut

Our MO is to be morons forever and hope the sergal saves us. The only time we progress is while we're unconscious.

>>3519841
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

YOU

YOU

DOUBLE FAGGOT

SAP IT SAP IT SAP IT SAP IT!

OH COME THE FUCK ON

NOBODY LOVES A CLIFFHANGER YOU ASSHOLE

Archived.

>>3519844
I'm beginning to think we can't actual do anything to win, it will all result in bad end

>>3519850
Make that a DOUBLE DOUBLE FAGGOT

>>3519891
SIR QUADRUPLE FAGGOT

UNTIL NEXT TIME.

DON'T EAT TOO MANY ANGERBARS AT ONCE OR YOU'LL GET POWERCHAINDIARRHEA.

HAVE A PUPPYJOHN TO CALM YOUR CUNTPILOT BLOODFUCK RAGE THE RAPESHIT DOWN.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! When will the next thread be?! D:>

>>3519883
She already got Sergal-raped, how was that not a bad end?

I'd still like to see more.

>>3519883
>I'm beginning to think we can't actual do anything to win, it will all result in bad end

Well, so far 60% of all attempted actions involve trying to make a hat. Maybe we could scale that back a bit.

>>3519989
Good idea. From now on, 95% of our actions should be about making hats.

As much as people complain about Weaver's railroading, it does keep our protagonist from falling victim to /tg/ idiots.

Come on, people. we want Joan to live happily ever after. Fewer hats and dancing, more practical survival.

Actually, I would not mind more rape.
I think 99% should either focus on being raped or raping others. Chairs, people, trees, I don't care.

>>3520018
The rest should be evenly divided between punching walls and schlicking.

>>3520067
95% - Hats
2% - Wall Punching
2% - Masturbation
0.75% - Facial Modifications
0.25% - Plot and Not Getting Killed

we really haven't had to many options for actions though, >>3519989