>>3476329
RUN AWAY QUICKLY

>>3476329
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

Now sic John on him!

/r/ing some rule 34.

>>3476329
Welcome back. I've missed you.

GIVE HIM UP
LET HIM DOWN

Actually, this is what's really going on.

Enter elevator.

Punch Rick Astley.

Cower behind John in fear of retribution.

GO FIND SOMETHING TO KILL.
IF NOT, STARE INTO THE DARKNESS

Okay. Now. If John is the same one who we headbutted in the dark before... she has a cigar and thus has matches. Ask her to light those matches. If she does have matches she might also have other stuff. Request she hand over all this other stuff since you have a handy front pocket on your overalls.

>>3476363

>Cower behind John in fear

>>3476361
Any chance the light from the elevator will scatter off the walls and let us see what's in front of us?

Woohoo you're trying again

>>3476375

>>3476361
I think maybe ducking behind John is a relatively decent idea. That, and get that pistol ready.

Carefully peek through the door. Be ready to dash back to John at a moments notice.

flash tittays just in case

You can only see the elevator, its lights unnecessarily bright for your eyes, having previously adjusted to the darkness. The elevator is quite empty of lifeforms and objects, including but not limited to Rick Astley and robutts.

>>3476429
Ignor button. Try to tear off ceiling hatch

>>3476437
Ask John to remove hatch. She's taller than you.

>>3476429

Agree with ignore button / open hatch.

>>3476429
Stand on John's shoulders, unhinge hatch. Watch out for motherfucking barnacles.

Do we have any trollhams or whatever they are called left over? Joan looks like she needs to eat.

Also, do we still have that power drill, looks like some screws in the hatch?

>>3476530
Yes.

>>3476530

>"Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies..."
>"No excess spamming or flooding of any kind."

I'd say he qualifies. Report away.

>>3476530
Nope you forget any thread at any time is at the mercy of the whims of anyone who wishs to shit it up.

John attempts to open the hatch.
>>3476487
You should have some Trollhams, but you didn't really pay attention to what you grabbed from the dead vending machine.
You are no longer under the threat of having a powerpower drill.

>>3476530


I've reported it.

One of the rules is "No off topic replies".

>>3476555
...wait for John I guess.

>>3476555
Get pistol ready.

Wait and see what happens.

>>3476530
Reported aswell.
>>3476555
Compliment John on her well-toned legs. Hope she's not grabbed by barnacles or headcrabs.

>>3476557
What's the rule about non-/tg/ related threads?

>>3476555
Well, offer to help John if you can. If not, have some delicious trollhams. Be sure to offer some to John.

>>3476580
...pistol?

>>3476584

>Compliment John

>>3476587
There is none. And I don't how see that would be relevant, as can be considered an Image Board based game.

>>3476587

Role-playing is a traditional game. This thread is role-playing. Therefore?

>>3476587
It's been perfectly clear for a while now that these kind of threads are allowed on /tg/.
Go away.

>>3476598
From the spah who killed himself in grief over losing his friend the engineer.

YOU ARE SUDDENLY HEARING THIS IN TRESPASSER'S PROTAGONIST'S VOICE:

5 left.

Almost full.

Never been used.

5 left.

>>3476608
Nothing doing, bro.

>>3476598
>...pistol?

From part V:

"You collect anything you can use, finding a gun with five cartridges, a cigarette-holder and a picture of the two friends together."

>>3476608
Choose Your Own Adventure would also qualify as /tg/

>>3476629
>>3476619

Right, sorry, I was only remembering the sappah

>>3476618
>The only way it couldn't be /tg/ if it was pre-drawn

So RQ is breaking the rules? Awesome.

>>3476565
>>3476580
The hatch comes off with relative ease. You cannot see anything through the hatch from your position and you hear nothing - at first.

You begin to hear a faint shuffling and sliding noise.

>>3476644
>>3476635
>>3476625
>>3476615
>>3476579
>>3476567
>>3476554
>>3476545
>>3476535
>>3476525
>>3476510
>>3476493
>>3476481
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>>3476423
>>3476415

WTB: Mods. 2 internets OBO. PST.

>>3476632
How so? Surely that's a /book/ or /co/ thing? Or maybe /toy/.

>>3476650
Ask John to look out the hatch. Keep the pistol ready.

>>3476650

Huddle close to John nervously.

oh,did i lol...

>>3476329
So, what was the rape ?

>>3476650
Have John growl loudly to scare things away.

Also have we been raided by /b/ or something? Honestly I remember when these threads were free of stuff like this.

Can you just post this on Desuchan or something and have LordLicorice add some sort of Desuchan flip switch to the archiving script? I'm fucking tired of these trolls.

>>3476664

/tg/ - Traditional GAMES

>>3476657
I think this particular drawn adventure is shit and needs to die. SDF can draw, and he's wasting his time and talent extending this.

>>3476650
FUCKIN HEADCRABS! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Didn't Joan use to have a t-shirt?

>>3476664
Nope. It's more roleplaying than a choose your own adventure seeing as SDF will draw pretty much anything we ask no matter how stupid. Of course he puts consequences.

>>3476686
Well we like it so why not stop acting like a kid and hide the thread. I think it's up to SDF what he should or should not draw.

>>3476688
Wait, headcrabs?

If there's headcrabs I can't rightly protest this thread any more.

>>3476650
If the noise is getting closer, aim pistol at hatch for anything coming out of it.

If noise is far above, gtfo of the elevator.

If the noise is below/moving away, poke head out of the hatch to see what you can see.

>>3476712
Wouldn't be surprised. We've had zombies so why not head crabs?

Something heavy falls down through the hatch! You are startled and accidentally drop the gun.

>>3476713
Do this.

Also, because of this >>3476329, Firefox is convinced SDF is trying to Duckroll me. Odd.

>>3476730
Stand back, obverse for a moment. If it seems non-threatening, pick up the gun again. No sudden movements!

>>3476686

Well too fucking bad. It's not your choice what SDF draws or how we have fun. Assuming a mod wakes up you'll get banned and we'll be happy. Otherwise I'm just going to ignore you in future.

>>3476730
Cannot tell what that is at all.

Investigate it, after retrieving gun and keeping it at the rready, of course.

>>3476730
Still a chance of headcrabbed zombie, I hope.

>>3476730

Pick up gun, fire blindly into the hatch, yelling obscenities.

Pick up GUN

Look at THING

Headcrab presence confirm/deny

>>3476730
Pick up gun. Put one bullet through the what's-it's-face and get John to check if it's still alive.

I'm getting seriously paranoid about barnacles and headcrabs.

>>3476754
If by headcrab zombie you mean face full of alien wing-wong, I'm all for it.

>>3476784
Don't forget bullsquids.

Fuck, I might be getting turned here.

>>3476784

This..

>>3476686
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Attempt to find a penis on THING, if found, suck it.

>>3476801
Don't make me piss on your carpet.

>>3476793
Yeah, because that'd make this thread better.

Attempt to find a penis on THING, if found, suck it.

>>3476817
Forgot a picture. Pic related.

>>3476820
I rest my case.

So is this another thread ruined because somebody being childish and deciding that if they don't like something noone else can enjoy it?

>>3476740
John, in a far less worried and quite much more curious mindset than yourself, begins investigating the nondescript bundle.
It doesn't seem to be moving or making any sound.

>>3476793
VG-Cats. You have no excuse for any furry-bashing now.

>>3476817
You post another unrelated picture, and you are entering a world of pain.

>>3476862
Screw this...

Ignore bundle- it's not interesting. Turn to button instead.

Push button. Recieve bacon.

If no bacon appears, regardless of what does happen, push button 3 times more.

>>3476862
Investigate bundle.

>>3476862
Look up the hatch. If there's nothing interesting from neither you nor John, push buttan.

>>3476873

OH GOD NO! LOOK AT THE PACKAGE INSTEAD!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3476873
No! Unwrap bundle first! Investigate, then push button.

>>3476862

Wait... is that a woman's torso wrapped up in cloth?

Where's my Joan Freeman: Full Life Consequences?

Or maybe Joan's a botched Chell clone. Fuck knows how you explain the furry, though.

>>3476901
That would explain why john is uninterested.

JOAN! Keep that gun pointed AWAY from John! You know better than that!

>>3476862
The bundle is undone and inside is a very odd and small skeleton holding an engraved mug.

>>3476927
All we need is Doomrider to confirm it.

>>3476931
Shoot the Headcrab!

>>3476931
Mother.
Fucker.

Is that the one-eyed monster from Monster Inc.?

>>3476931
It's....that dorf from the dorfquest thing...?

>>3476931
I'm a man of my word. I'm off to do other pointless things.

>>3476931
Steal cup! No, wait... Have John steal cup in case of headcrab attack!

>>3476934

Sorry, cocaine don't work that way.

Take mug.

Examine mug.

>>3476931
Is that a headcrab on a dwarf, beard and all?

>>3476931
BLAM!

>>3476956
Oh, come on.
You could ride in, say "Girl, you're on coke" or something, then do your "He Comes, He Goes" thing.
It would totally confirm it!

Ask John if she'd like to eat the headcrab. Then punch that motherfucking button already.

>>3476942
The trigger is too heavy, you cannot fire the gun! The headcrab doesn't move at all, though; it doesn't seem to be alive.

>>3476986
Look, we don't want to get swamped. Let's finish with the Headcrab/dwarf/cup, then move on to the button.

>>3476986
How does a headcrab taste? Would it be poisonous to Joan? Because she's hungry too....

>>3476991
...which negates the point of having the gun, really.

Pass the gun to John, and ask her to shoot the Headcrab with it. Or gut it with her claws, or whatever.

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE!

>>3476991

Take mug. Examine mug.

>>3476991
Okay... have John steal cup, take gun and then shoot crab.

>>3476991
well then, check out the mug.

in before it says "to Joan, the world's best daughter."

>>3476991
do
>>3476873
now

As a resident /d/eviant, I'd just like to register my dissapointment that nothing was done with the disembodied penis or the breast expansion in the first thread. The sergals are appreciated, hoever.

Carry on.

>>3477023
Unfortunately /tg/ is a work-safe bo-
*burst out laughing*
Oh, man. Couldn't say that with a straight face.

Give gun to John. She seems legit.

>>3476991
-20 str etc

>>3477007
I'm hoping for the Anymug personally.

>>3477011

Revolver shouldn't have a safety.

Attempt to find the nearest PENIS, after found, suck it.

>>3477059
There's always John...

But seriously, stop with the Rule 34 requests. They're not going to happen, and they just derail the adventure.

>>3477075

John is a she, I think. The best you would get there is sucking the prehensile labia.

Best french kiss ever, BTW.

>>3477023
Weirdly enough there's actually a reason behind that stuff, according to SDF. I hope for a perverted wizard. Merely because I would find any future antics with him humorous.

Where there's one there's more! Learn how to use the damn gun already!

>>3477092
The breasts were an accident caused by art development throughout the thread, and the disembodied penis was probably just SDF running with what people though was going on.

Patiently waiting.

>>3477126
The penis monster critical hit stomp was great stuff.

>>3477126
No perverted wizard then? Aw. Shame. Oh well, headcrab killing ho!

>>3477126

He prefaced the breast expansion for like, three panels saying she was feeling an odd sesation. That was no accident.

>>3476991
Doooood, she has huge tits.

Make her take her overalls off

John finds no use for the guns and tosses it aside. The headcrab is easily swatted off, being as far as you can tell, entirely dead.

You pick up the mug. There's an engraving of a headcrabcreature engraving a mug, but you cannot see what the creature in the engraving is engraving as it lacks detail.

As you tilt the mug around, inspecting the engravings, you hear a sound as if there were something rustling inside the mug.

>>3477197
I CAN SEE FOREVER

>>3477197
Break mug open. Press butan.

>>3477197
It's engraving itself, engraving itself, engraving itself!

Tip mug upside down, jump back just in case.

Find out what is inside the mug. Also, inspect John's crotch descretely to determine once and for all what gender he/she is.

>>3477197
Yes, but is the mug made with only the best craftsdwarfship?

Pick up our gun. Sooner or later Joan's going to have to learn some Sarah Connor.

IT'S A TRAP!

fgsfds and climb out of the elevator roof, but not before searching the body for stuff.

>>3477197
Spit in cup. Drink from cup.

OH FU- Two girls one cup.

>>3477297

...I hate you.

Inside the mug you find a folded photo!

>>3477197
This is an obsidian mug. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and a mug in obsidian. The dwarf is crafting the mug.

>>3477344
The plot thickens! So the Robutt is what? Our brother? (assuming it's sentient)

Turn picture over, examine reverse side.

>>3477344
HITLER CREATED ROBUTT!

EVERYTHING IS BEGINNING TO MAKE SENSE!

Also, show picture to John, make sure you have gun, make sure John is in the elevator with you, PUSH BUTTON!

Oh shit. Dad.

>>3477344
If not dad, have JOHN inspect the NOTE.

Hug JOHN.

Here OP, I made you a bit of fanart.

It is the ultimate hat.

Mum was a zombiefightan. Dad a convicted pedophile and mad genious.

Possible that Joan is in an experiment, where dad rules as some mad god, his Robutt doing his vile commands?

Upon Robutt's next sighting, make John restrain it. Removal of arms and legs if we have to.

>>3477408
The SPAH gave us a sapper.

We should, you know, use that.

There is nothing on the back of the photo.

John doesn't give a flying fuck about your boring photo.

>>3477374
Do this even if it is Dad.

Archived.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3476329/

>>3477446
...Tell John that doesn't look like a healthy thing to do.

Then Hug John anyways.

Retrieve gun, push button.

>>3477446
She's eating that? But it's all bone!

Well, anyway. React to the photo, then press the BIG RED BUTTON.

>>3477446
Ask John to cut you a tiny bit so you draw some blood. Pour blood in cup. Drink from cup. See what happens.

I know it's probablly going to result in demons but do it anyway.

My mind was somewhere else during the elevator sequence.

>>3477505
He probably had an epiphany or whatever the ones from dorf fort get.

>>3477505
Headcrabs. The poor fool forgot his crowbar...

Back on topic, as we have no light source, I vote for pushing the button.

>>3477528
They get a fey mood or get possesd.

>>3477539
That's it. He got a fey mood to make a cup and couldn't find all the materials he wanted.

>>3477539
So.. Demons did it?

Hey guys delete some posts.

CHOO-CHOO-, this adventure is on train tracks, CHOO!

I SLOW.

Where were you? Ah, indeed. You put your things in your pockets and press the big red button. The lights in the elevator go out! However, text appears on the wall above the button.

>>3477598
It does when you headbutt a sergal.
>>3477646
What makes you say that? He's done a lot of ridiculous shit for us. I've posted a lot of stupid stuff and he's done it. Hell the only time he's railroaded us is when we begged him to so we could have the sergal as a pet.

>>3477666
Press HOP.

>>3477666
Oh shit. Close eyes and pray to Cthulu we live.

Uh, check to see if John is making scary faces at you again.

It might be whenever the lights are out.

Oh god there's an active sentrah laying around

>>3477666
... Shit. Oh well. Apparantly not much more for us to do here. Hit button again. If nothing happens, see if John can hoist you up to where the dorf fell down.

HOPenis

Press button. Receive bacon.

>>3477688
You press the big red button again. The lights turn back on, but the elevator doors close and the elevator begins ascending.

From somewhere far above, you hear a violent and sharp hiss, followed by a loud crackle. However, it is not further followed by additional sounds. All you can hear is the elevator. And your own heartbeat.

John remains otherwise occupied.

>>3477782
Quickly! Snatch bone from John and put in between elevator door to stop it from fully closing!

>>3477782
Tickle John

Stare at the wall.

>>3477782
FUCK!

Ask John if she knows what that hissing sound was, watch the hatch in the elevator.

>>3477782
What sort of Hiss? Animal, escaping gas, or what?

We need more info, dammit!

>>3477822
Ten bucks says a sentry whirring up and gunning something down.

>>3477830
Sounds likely.

>>3477973
...Is a new thread, if this one hasn't already 404'd.

New one >>3477973

>>3477985
>hurr durr