Your surroundings are equally inconsistent.

stop drooling, maggot

Your attention is almost immediately monopolized by the monitor suspiciously conveniently infront of you.

Type 'run strongbademail.exe'

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

Why do we keep waking up places and not remembering how we got there? This is getting retarded.

are we staring at a computer? examine new surroundings.

>>3446174
There'll probably be an explanation. Maybe connected with how we got AMNESIA.

You find it physically impossible to avert your eyes from the monitor.

check body for rape

Remember box-stealing robot.

We were raped AGAIN? Goddammit.

Patiently wait for cutscene to finish. Everyone shut up.

(hey guise I think this is what happened earlier)

The robot stole our helmet! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! v

>>3446230
damn you thieving ass-bot...

>>3446230
SON OF A WHORE!!

You feel moist and warm air land on your neck. What do you do?

>>3446213
>>3446222
The robot also stole our duct-tape clothing...

>>3446245

Stay very still...

>>3446245
Something that doesn't result in death, rape, mutilation or any combination.

>>3446245
Say hi.

>>3446245
Politely bow to it, then introduce yourself clearly... Ask it it's name.

>>3446230
fuuuuuck

>>3446245
cry and yell as load as you can, deafening whatever it is and thusly giving you time to run away

>>3446261
This is a bad idea.

>>3446262
excessively bad idea. Be polite! Proper manners win the day!

>>3446276
If we kick it in the balls we can get the jump on it and determine what it is before further action is taken. Your way will probably leave us dead or raped.

Exterminate all inferior races for the glory of the white race. Just like in my 40k fanfic!

>>3446300
> it probably can't get it up if you cry
Some people get off on crying.

>>3446300
It's a sergal... I don't think t can get it up if we DON'T cry...

Can we stop running into the stupid goddamn Sergal? Seriously goddamn.

>>3446316
>>3446314
>>3446312
But... crying is the only thing we're good at.

>>3446316
> it's
its. not it is.

Like I said! Politely bow to it, then introduce yourself clearly. Ask it it's name! Politely.

Submit to it.
It won't kill you if you allow it to do whatever it wants/

1. Get in position for a blowjob
2. Bite its dick off
3. ???
4. PROFIT

>>3446162
>>3446173
...Where the fuck did he get that cigar?

>>3446342
NO
We'll die a terrible death.
Better to just give it a blowjob.

>>3446249

>>3446354
Return hug?

>>3446368
How about no?

Let's just dawwwww, then hug back.

>>3446366
Return hug.
Possibly sniffle a little.

>>3446351
IT WOULD BE WORTH IT.

Fucker's raped us twice already, he deserves it.

>>3446354

I don't think human necks work that way.

Kill it with MEAN LEFT HOOK.

Lick its face

>>3446416
Why the fuck do we have -10 STR?

Delete your discussion posts when they become irrelevant, after each SDF post.

>>3446349
It's a post-sex/rape smoke, it doesnt NEED to come from anywhere.

>>3446424
Because we are a hobo who's life sucks.

>>3446366

>>3446453

d'aaaw...

>>3446447
Damn. We couldn't be one of those hobos hopped up on drugs and booze and thus nearly invincible?

>>3446453

Ask it if it knows where we can find food / supplies / civilization. Also ask if it wants to be friends / allies.

Also its tongue isn't all twisted, so I think this may be a different one then from before.

>>3446453
d'awwww

>>3446453
aww

>>3446453

next panel is tender rape.

>>3446474
then, run.

Are we seriously going to befriend a double rapist?

This was a lot more fun when we were stomping on penis monsters and chasing asscheek robots.

>>3446476
Tender rape... It's AWWWWWWRIGHT!

>>3446490
Raped us once. That video was what happened in the dark. And to be fair we did attack it first.

>>3446490

being mad at asergal for raping you is like being mad at a cat for leaving dead mice on your doorstep.

it means it likes you.

>>3446490
If we don't befriend it we stand a good chance of rape. We already made that mistake once and we have no weapons this time.

>>3446453

whisper in its ear that we need to get that damn robot

>>3446465
Your question receives no vocal answer.

>>3446510
True. #1 way to befriend wild animals is food. Find some meat.

>>3446531
Do a hand gesture signifying eating.

>>3446531

Ask if it understands what you're saying.

>>3446544
Carefully avoid simulating fellatio.

Examine room.

>>3446531
LOL! I love this! Do more of these, okay?

Let's name the creature Tom. Hug Tom!

Now that we're sure the creature won't attack us, let's get our bearings! Where are we? Is there any sort of note?

>>3446572
FUCK YOU BOTH.
IT'S NAME IS DEATHCLAW MCRAPEINGTON.

>>3446553
>Carefully simulate fellatio.

>>3446561
No, fuck you.

>>3446561
>>3446572
I think Shitbag would be an appropriate and endearing epithet.

>>3446581

seconded

dammit all to hell.
Buy hugging it we proved our submissiveness to it.
Now it thinks we're its bitch whore.

I dub it Fluffy.

Disagree at your own peril.

>>3444887

Use this for the commentary thread. Delete your posts.

>>3446609

you say that like having a sergal consider us its property and protect us as such is a bad thing in this circumstance.

>>3446544
>>3446551
It nods and scratches a crude picture on the wall.

>>3446629
IT'S PEOPLE!

SERGAL FOOD IS PEOPLE!

>>3446629
It wants to eat penises. Great.

>>3446629
Now draw a picture of it eating the robot, and it NOT raping us.

Cannibalism? It's AWRIGHT! Nod in understanding and indicate you are ready to follow.

What.

The.

Shit.

Interesting concept.

Not only does it eat people, it lives in the shittiest of tetris pieces?
Fuck this guy.

>>3446629
Better yet draw it hugging us in a completely non-sexual way.

>>3446647

>>3446660

not cannabalism if the person you eat is of a different species.

not to say sergals don't eat their own kind as well, because they totally do.

Draw a crowd of people and it leading you there.

More food for him, civilization for you.

>>3446693
Cannibalism for us. It leads us to a corpse and we eat it.

>>3446669

>>3446629
Draw a picture of her and the Sergal killing the robot and then eating pizza afterwards. Sex is a possibility.

You all realize it nodded when we asked if it understood us, right? Just tell it the shit you wanna do.

>>3446708

with sergals, sex is a certainty.

The creature draws you another educational image.

>>3446629
tell it we'd do whatever it wants if it kills the robot and gets our hat back.

i dont think that sergel will represent itself that way...i think there are two. ones bad and in a hallway? i have no clue, maybe he'll draw more

>>3446728
Sorry, misquoted that was meant for
>>3446726

>>3446728

except let it eat us.

I think it's telling us that it ate the head of that one guy who happily let us use his clothes.

>>3446736
I figured that went without saying

>>3446726

SPAH

SAPPIN

MAH

ROBOT

>>3446726
It looks so sad. This robot must be a real bastard.

This is cool and all, but I just can't ignore the fact that it's a Ruby ripoff.

>>3446726
Those robotic asscheeks haunt me yet again!

>>3446728
>>3446728
>>3446728
That fucking robot.

>>3446726
dead guy built the robot, good sergal killed him when the robot took her stuff? or is there even another sergal? draw two sergals followed by a question mark

>>3446756
quiet you
This is far better than Ruby.
OUR protagonist has such adorable overalls.

>>3446736

Or rape us, or basically anything that has to do with us aside from more hugs/companionship.

>>3446743

better safe than eaten by a sergal, that's my motto!

It creates yet another masterpiece of modern art and looks at you intently.

>>3446756
It's D&D dictionary, off that pedestal with you.

>>3446772
I'd accept rape ONLY if we got the hat.
Otherwise, i'd refuse.

qictionary*

>>3446741
And then the body, once we took its clothes...

Apaprently, the guy is the robot's natural enemy. Ask him if this is correct.

>>3446726
So a mechanic's robot got loose and the sergal killed and ate the mechanic.

Hey, I'm not knocking it. This is pretty cool and all, but you can't fucking ignore that OP's just trying to ride the success of RubyQuest.

I might get into this, but I dunno.

Also /r/ 34

>>3446781
Ask it to elaborate, as we are still groggy from all that rape amnesia,

>>3446781
Ask it what the b2 ball is...

bictionary**

>>3446781
Oh fu-, the robot making improvements to itself! It's gonna fire its laser!

Draw some pretty pictures in return.

Request further on the dual murder of the robot for snoggins and pizza

>>3446791
right so anyone who does anything like this is just riding RubyQuest even if it's completely different uh-huh sure right

>>3446817

I think you mean the BECKtionary.

The Rhyming one.

>>3446791
Rubyquest was riding Knightquest's popularity first. lrn2suptg.

>>3446791
Same medium, completely different styles. If people thought like you the film, comic and video game industries would have never succeeded,

>>3446799
>>3446803
The creature looks at you patiently.

What about our unshiny coin? Didn't the robot steal that along with the box?

>>3446833

It's a 20.

The coin is obviously worth 20 "somethings".

so the robot killed the engineer not the sergal?

>>3446875
COIN IS A WEAPON. ROBOT IS A MURDERER. NOD TO SHOW YOU GET IT. DRAW FIGURE OF SERGEL AND US FIGHTING ROBOT AND WINNING.

>>3446886
Could be lieing.

>>3446894
second

>>3446875
Draw the robot with a base and a question mark next to it, inquiring about the robot's location.

>>3446875
So the robot used the "2b" to power itself up and lasered the guy's head off?
Where was the Sergal during this?

>>3446880
I think the unshiny coin is the robot power up!

>>3446894
see>>3446937

>>3446884
I think it's a battery

Suddenly, you hear a crash and a shout!

No such thing as a friendly protective sergal. Shoot sergal.

Alternatively, draw a sergal with a penis on the floor, and a mouth, with an arrow pointing between the two.

investigate. rape sergal later.

Ask Tom if he can defeat the robot. Or, if he can defeat it with our help somehow...

hmm PONY brand monitor...

>>3446971
Let's take our new friend and investigate!

>>3446984
Fool! The Sergal is not "Tom". He is Chester McRapeington III.

>>3446971
Ask the Sergal if it wants to investigate! If it does, put on your imaginary Nancy Drew hat and lead the way!

>>3446993
This. Cower, but keep your eyes on whatever th fuck that just was.

Yep. Get behind Sergal.

Also, You Can't Rape the Willing. The sergal just gained a mate.

Say: "I'll do anything if you get me out of here alive."

>>3446971
Let the sergal take point and investigate.

>>3446875
Ok so the as yet unnamed guy built the robot, the robot stole our shit, it took out the unshiny 2d coin we found at the beginning and somehow got a power up from it, it proceeded to kill it's creator guy and we saw this happen just after we woke up from the rape in the elevator, he is the headless body we took the clothes off of and are wearing now as a matter of fact.

at least that is what I can make out.

>>3447008
Chester? CHESTER? HE'S MOTHERFUCKING DEATHCLAW MCRAPEINGTON... THE 3RD.

Joan is a more accurate representation than Ruby of /tg/ in a game. We're useless and clingy, even to people who do terrible things to us.

>>3446982
You come across a sad scene.

>>3447057
Ask what the hell is going on.

>>3447057
Backstab spy, he sapped mah sentry.

>>3447057

OH NO! SPAH DISCOVERED ENGY IS DEAD!

poor fella.

>>3447066

it understands english. speaking and understanding are not the same.

I understand russian, doesn't mean i can speak it worth a damn.

>>3447057

Gentlemen.

Humans can't interbreed with Sergal...right?
Just a thought.
Don't want any "oven" related surprises later.

Point at spy, scream "KILL!"

>>3447057
Spy is going to think we did it.

I would say back the hell out of there, but that wouldn't be too wise either.

Attempt to lead him to the Sergal's drawings.

Most likely removing the coin from the robot will disable it. But it has to wait.

this is officially freaking me out now @_@

>>3447083
This this this.

>>3447057
BACKSTAB!
With what?
uh....OVERALLS!

>>3447064
"MY FRIEND IS DEEEAAAAAAAD! Andnotjustforthisround!"

Say "Excuse me, sir. Me and my doggie are trying to get out of here. There's a robot killing people."

>>3447078

if humans and chimps can't interbreed then there's no chance in hell of a sergal/human hybrid.

>>3447092
Tell him we need his help to avenge his friend's killer.

>>3447092
Double Team it with Sergal!
Even we could beat a Spy in a head on battle, and we have the element of surprise!

>>3447092
Flash some boob to cheer him up.

>>3447057
Get his attention. Don't surprise him! Once he notices us, bow politely and introduce yourself clearly. ask him his name...

>>3447092
Okay. What the hell are Sergals doing in the same universe as Engies and Spies?

>>3447104
Yeah but this is some sort of magical creature, so anything goes.

>>3447092
tell him it's ok, we know who's responcible and we're trying to get him

>>3447122

and robots! :D

>>3447116
Hitler tried it, didn't he? With a woman and a chimp? Didn't work.

>>3447057
Oh fuck that's spy meaning the guy who built the thieving tin can was engineer.
Also this means we are at the elevator where we saw him get killed again.

Also minor plot hole: since we are back at that spot and the spy is picking up eng's hat, why did we not see it last time? we had just lost our hat and a new one would have been top priority.

>>3447116

why did you have to do that to my fragile mind?

now I'm going to start wondering which traits would carry over to the child.

fuck i hate you.

Team up with Spy!
There's no way we could lose against the robot now!
And afterwards feed the Spy to the Sergal to appease it's hunger for tasty bits.

>>3447057

IT'S A SPAH

SPAH KILLING ENGINEER

KILL THE SPAH

Guys, we need the spy. He can sap the robot.

>>3447139
I think robot's mouth laser blew it down the hall when he destroyed the engie's head.

Auto-saging! GUYS DELETE POSTS!

>>3447163
Great, use him to kill the robot, then feed him to Sergie!
As long as we keep feeding it fresh meat it won't eat us!

>>3447054
Well, Deathclaw is given name, while Chester was his name during childhood. It's a sore subject for him...

>>3447174
Nope. Body was at that corner, hat is at that corner.

Oh and now I know what the sergal meant here >>3446629
It has eaten engy's body.

It also gave us a floor plan between that room and the elevator.

>>3447109
"It is dangerous to go alone. Take this."

You receive a devi-

>>3447212

>>3447212
>>3447215
SPAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3447215
Cry over corpse. Then feed to Sergal.

So, Sergal eats him now, right?

>>3447212
>>3447215
Mourn dead spy.
Take device for sappen robot.
Take gun.
Look to sergal and ask if it can lead us to the robot.

>>3447215
OH NO ITS JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES!!!

>>3447238
This.

>>3447215
Panic.

>>3447215
Critical hit!

take shah's pants, too.

just to be sure.

"Damn, I haven't eaten in awhile.
...
Why waste good meat?
Sergal? Want a bite?"
OM NOM NOM NOM

>>3447092
TAKE HELMET! WHY HAS NOONE SUGGESTED THIS? TAKE IT!

1)Cannibalize
2)Share with friend
3)Friendship points up!
4)STR up due to protein intake!

Offer dead spy to sergal, as food.

Sapping teh robat might be a good idea.

Check Spy for cloaking device and disguises.

Take sappah
Sap the Sergal

New thread.

cmd:
Take Spy's gun.

>>3447212
>>3447215
Mourn dead spy.
Take device for sappen robot.
Take gun.
Take and wear spy suit.
Take and wear helmet and goggles of engy.
Look to sergal and ask if it can lead us to the robot.

>>3447359
Don't forget to eat it.
I know it's morbid, but where else are we going to find food?

Wear spy's clothing.

Change clothes where sergal can't see naughty bits.

You know you cannot linger. You collect anything you can use, finding a gun with five cartridges, a cigarette-holder and a picture of the two friends together.
These fit in your MAXIMUM UTILITY POCKETS where you store them to leave your hands free.

Friend creature pays respects to the deceased. You do not look back: you know the harsh reality of necessity. Some things one simply cannot afford in your situation.

>>3447420
Alright!
Now we hunt that hat-stealing robo fucker down!

>>3447420
Check cigarette holder. It there are cigarettes, light one up. Tom should have a light. Let's move on, and find that damn robot!

>>3447420
look for signs of robot or somewhere new to go

(btw nice one SDF, that image cracked me up)

lol at the sergal's drawing.

Anyway, please make a new thread and explore more of the building.

>>3447420
We forgot to get the watch that can turn you invisible for a little while.

FUCK.

>>3447420
Don't thank me. :P

>>3447472
But that would be a game-breaking deux ex machina!

THE THREAD IS AUTO-SAGING. START A NEW ONE, OP.

>>3447503
Turning invisible for a couple seconds is not game breaking it is life saving.

>>3447472
Joan never saw it used.
Plus, who knows how the hell that guy made it work in The Game.

>>3447524
PLUS! It might kill the user if they're not trained in its use! It's not a Stealthboy in Fallout 1!

>>3447524
I lost the game...

This story better not end with Joan and the Sergal eloping.

Continued in: >>3447566

New one >>3447566