Grope blindly in the darkness. Feel yourself up to determine gender, basic build, and any injuries.

Solve the Final Question.

>>3438417
This best not end in rape.

THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING BOX

am i still tired? if so go to sleep

if not get up

Clap, just in case the lights are clappers.

Consider whether or not I really want to get up with gunshots going on.

You feel female organs with a muscular build. You are not injured. There is no rape, you have not been violated. You consider your muscles and accept that anyone stupid enough to pull off the Sergal in the Dark thing would be ball-less in seconds. You are not tired.


((((Name is now The Tragic Epic to avoid confusion of posters)))

Try to find a switch by searching your surroundings with touch.

Alternatively, hug Tom.

(my way of saying, no, not a rape-fic)

I SWEAR THE FUCK IF I'M IN A BOX

>>3438474
.... a METAL box?

grope around, try to find light. worse comes to worse the red and blue flashes should give you something.

check for clothing.
check for anything on ground/etc. that can be used as makeshift weapon.

READ THE NOTE
READ THE NOTE
READ THE NOTE
READ THE NOTE
READ THE NOTE
READ THE NOTE

Turn on the fucking lights.

Light a fire with the fury of your muscular vagina.

>>3438474

You clap a few times, lights do not come on. You feel around and stumble across something... items are knocked off a surface with several thumps and clangs.... light suddenly, partially, illuminates the area...

>>3438523
That's a door. DO NOT OPEN. Feel around it for a light switch.

Inb4 it's a dorf lass

Now that we have light, look around the area and then examine the items that fell from... something.

>>3438523
I pick up the glowing object to look for a light switch.

As your eyes adjust to the light, you can clearly see the alarm clack lighting something.... as well as being able to some-what see the immediate surroundings.

You feel around and find a book, and a plastic rectangle. Both on a cold, hard, rectangular surface. Asides this surface, your two items, and the bed. Nothing else appears to be lit at the moment...

So you apparently pick up the glowing alarm clock to use it for a light... suddenly, there is a tug, and the light goes out! You just unplugged the item! You stumble over something hard! You are now closer to the door. The 'fighting' outside, continues.

Fuck it, open the door, walk outside, naked.

examine the plastic rectangle. is it bigger or smaller than the book?

>>3438582
Go to the door, take a quick look, try to stay unnoticed. Don't open it until you believe it's safe outside

>>3438602
No, stop being retarded.
>>3438582
Feel around the door for a light switch.

Outside
Naked
DO IT

Methodically feel for a light plug, being careful to keep from destroying anything

>>3438535

in hoping it's a dorf lass.

>>3438627
Assuming plastic rectangle is like a credit card or summat. Iunno, what else would I keep on my bedstand.

Uhh, look for lamp I suppose. It's probably plugged into the same place the alarm clock was.

>>3438582
Feel about for a light switch.

You stumble over another, hard thing, it swivles around away from your push...it does not budge from it's center. Parts of it are padded... you eventually reach the door and have a massive self-conflicting debate on opening said door... in the end.... you find no door handle! You look for a light-switch now... one is nearby...-click-

You step back a bit to view the surroundings near the DOOR, the bed and night-stand behind you. You see the chair you fell over... the door... the switch... some sort of electronics on the wall!

pocket everything you can, try to activate the screen

Try to find find a reflecting surface to see your reflection then activate the screen.

Find a mirror.

-because I am to lazy to draw a worth a shit character-

You find a reflective surface and find a hard, chiseled, face of a military officer staring back at you. Your orange hair is cropped short, and your brown eyes stare hard back at you...

The computer monitor turns on with ease. It begins the boot-up process and eventually loads to the desk top...

open PORN folder

>>3438913
>skull, Cult, "Inq"

Oooh nooo!

Open "MISSION!" Cause we've got a MISSION to do!

open Porn folder!

Open the PORN folder first

Then MISSION, CULT and FAMILY, in this exact order.

OP here, lots of doodles to do. Be patient!))

You know what? I actually don't want to do this. Everyone go away and let this thread fall off the edge of page 10.

>>3438973
Not sure if OP...

Faker... not funny))

Your porn folder loads up... however, shortly after... boop... the machine dies.

You hear the battle outside cease a few minutes later.

Curse the malfunctioning machine with the worst blasphemes I can manage.

>>3439022
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT SHITCUNTS

Alright, whatever. See if the door is unlocked. If not, try to peek under the door.

Turn the computer back on, open the Missions folder this time.

Rape tom.

>>3439022
>empxfuklaw
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Computer fails to turn back on... apparently the porn folder was a trap.

The door seems to be spaced enough that light and motion from the other side comes through, muffled sounds of people walking and talking....

The door seems to open by a key-card slot, with no handle to be seen here.

>>3439135

>>3439149
Search myself for card, and other items. If not found, search the room. THOROUGHLY! I mean, bust out the latex gloves, things are gonna get personal LAX Airport Security kinda search.

>>3439149
The thing next to the floor is a power plug or some buttons?

Look around, see if you can find ANYTHING AT ALL. Look for cracks, scattered items, anything that might be useful. If you just can't find something to use, try to listen closely to the voices outside the door.

>>3439135
I was the first to request it. :D

>>3438913
Fuck. IT's the eight point star of Chaos... We're fucking Cultists!

Commit suicide! Immediately! With anything at hand! Better dead then... Chaos...?

After trying the card you had picked up earlier... the door fails to open... as you thought in previous posts, you decided to look for any items in the room...

You find, and remember upon seeing, these items:
- A laspistol with one clip hot, and two spares.
-A smoke grenade.
-A broken Inquisitorial Rosette.
-A chaos slaaneshi cultist necklace, made of cheap plastic.
-A photo of you and someone else, any markings to show who they were has been burned off.
-2x plastic cards, one of which has already not worked.
-A functional Dildo-Vibrator
-KP15 Rations for three days IF consumed in minute quantities a day.

>>3439290
Throw away the dildo. Won't be needing it where we're going. Pocket both necklaces, smoke grenade, and the ration. Equip Laspistol to holster. If not holster is equipped, then hold pistol in hand and pocket spare mags.

Stare at photo and determine if it brings back any memories...

suddenly you hear loud footsteps

No memories are brought up, though you feel that you may one day remember!

The dildo explodes off in the other side of the room where you had discarded it. It was a trap.

(other post is not me)

>>3439351
Faker, get out.

oh god now that person (or people) are knocking on the door. do you answer it? goddamn they knock angrily why are they hitting the door so hard they are going to break it at this rate

>>3439363
Gah! Lucky we got rid of it! See if the explosion made any openings!

>>3439381
GTFO.

People can compare your style to my style and tell the difference right out. Stop it now.

>>3439387
Also! Pocket photo.

I'm noticing a pattern... You punish us whenever we do perverted things... Would you have killed the character if we had demanded we masturbate with it? An exploading dildo in the vagoo can't be healthy...

>>3439390
I'm sure I dont want to see what behind the door?

The explosion did indeed make an opening! Two shadowy figures loom in the smoke... they are turning around to face you... you can't quite make them out for a moment...

Do you open fire? Or, like they appear to be doing, wait until the smoke clears, to see who they are? Or something else?

(also: No, I'm perverted as heck, but I have a scenario your in, its just how it is :) even if I would of loved to draw some badly drawn porn again.)

When will you people learn to use tripcodes when doing crap like this -.-

>>3439458
Draw Laspistol. Take cover behind the chair, and wait until the smoke clears. Aim for the largest of the two first. Do not fire unless they fire first...

OP here, trip-coded.

Smoke is still clearing...

>>3439495
One of them is definately holding a rifle. I switch targets to aim at him/her. Do I know my allegiance? Am I Imperial of Chaos Filth?

>>3439517
That should read Imperial OR Chaos Filth.

You do not know your allegiance... up until this point, there has been items and hints at both sides. You are entirely unsure of which... now is the time to choose the side you believe to be correct... as the smoke clears...

Two Chaos Cultists appear, with their weapons ready but not aimed. They seem to be staring at the gaping hole into your room. Beyond them is a wide open door.

Oh and do not expect great figures from me. To do it at any pace acceptable for this little game means rough, out of proportion sometimes, or stick figures))

masturbate. right now.

>>3439558
Part of me wants to yell, "For the Emperor!" and open fire...

But... Part of me wants to see if they recognize me.

I stand up fully, Laspistol in one hand at the ready but not aimed. I say, "What's all the commotion about?" My other hand, reaches for the Smoke Grenade....

>>3439564
It's acceptable. We can't ALL be Ruby Quest. :P Do not fret about it...

>>3439558
Since there's cultists here now, we'll go along with them. If we're suddenly outnumbered by Imperials, then we'll ally with them. THIS PLAN COULD NOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE.

One of the cultists does indeed recognize you and waves his hand up in a 'don't shoot friendly' like wave... then both salute...

One that waved speaks, "Mistress Commander! Your battleship has been boarded by Storm Troopers. We have them contained some-what. Give the order and we will waste their planet from orbit; if you believe our forces can not deal with these boarding parties. Our Dark Priests confirm that the weapons are ready to bare to raze the hive planet Bernartis to the ground in the name of the Gods! Though most the population escaped, at least a billion are still present."

The other added, timidly, "Mistress Commander...choose wisely... we may not need to do this if the Imperium's Storm Troopers can be repelled..."

The other barked back at his companion, "If we don't then we can not hurt them during this loss!"

OH FUCK YES.

BURN IT IN THE NAME OF KHORNE!

Which Chaos God do we serve?

>>3439724
NO
IF WE ARE FOR KHORNE, THEN WE CRUSH THEIR FILTHY SKULLS BETWEEN OUR HANDS AND LET THE BLOOD FLOW FREELY ON THE FLOORS OF OUR SHIP.

>>3439700
Imperial Storm Troopers, eh?

"Leave the planet be. We'll deal with these Loyalist Scum, and make them regret setting foot on our vessel. Lead me to where armory. I must procure more appropriate wargear..."

>>3439730
Slaaneshi, obviously...

Goddamn, this shit sucks

>>3439730

All of them.

Or all of them but Nurgle.

Also, fight off the stormtroopers.

>>3439765
That's funny... I said the exact same thing to your mother this morning when she tried to serve me breakfast in bed...

>>3439756
Exploding dildo? No. Obviously, we are for Khorne.

>>3439808
Who knows? Maybe our Vagoos are biogenetically enhanced to withstand explosions? That's some Slaaneshi shit right there...

BURN THE LOYALIST SCUM AND THEN FUCK THE CHARRED REMAINS. LET'S KEEP OUR BASES COVERED HERE.

You ask them to take you to the armory so you can gear up... they agree, but insist on a long winding detour away from the main corridors. Past several bulk-heads that have been sealed, with alarms blaring on a constant basis...

The two cultists keep behind you at all times, they smell clean, and are wearing woods at all time. The few times you had the moment to fully look at them, Their weapons are standard pattern Lascarbines. Their outfitting is generic flak armor, makeshift and improvised from bits and pieces, as well as fabric.]

Their markings bare no specific god, asides the 8 pointed star.

You are now lost as to where you are, after the 50th turn.

Forgot a paragraph I had typed up:

You ordered forces to repel the Imperium Troops over the nearest communique system on the way, the long, painfully winding, walk to the armory.

>>3439870

Chaos Undivided clearly. They mentioned Dark Priests as well. Perhaps connected to the Word Bearers in some way.

I turn to the two cultists and ask if they know the quickest way back to the ship.

Hoods^

LOL...wearing woods... hehe... I crack myself up.))

>>3439870

get upset and demand to know where the pigfucking armoury is. tell the timid dude to lead the way.

>>3439898

Scratch that last part, I meant to say ask if we are any closer to the ship.

>>3439898
We're on the ship, obviously...

Personally, I say we continue onto the armory to gear up for the assault on the boarding party.

"Do you know if there are any Adeptus Astartes with the boarding party?" We ask, silently wondering if there are any Chaos Space Marines under my command...


What's the word for Chaos Space Marine? Just... Chaos Adeptus Astartes?

The timid guy leads ahead, his matte-black weapon with its dull gray bits gleaming in the light...

The timid one goes to speak, "Well, uh...no Adeptus Astartes in our boarding party."
The domineering one in the back speaks up, "No ma'am. Neither force has any serious back-up. At this moment it is just a clean-up, bulk-head to bulk-head operation."

>>3439870
>wearing woods at all time
Fuck them both so that their minds are clearer for the upcoming battle.

>>3439961
Traitor Astartes

>>3439985

"Mop up operations? Our favorite..." As we speak, we ready our weapon in case of action. Seriously, when are we getting to the armory? :P

>>3440003
Ahh... Kinky. Thanks!

Also, declare that the timid one is now named Tom. Hug him. The other one is... Bill. Those are their names now. They better get used to them...

You declare the timid one to be named Tom, then you hug him... you can clearly see his very clean shaven face, and his lovely Lascarbine with the Aquila on it...that is, if you are paying attention...

Bob: "Enough, keep moving, the Armory is just ahead."
Tom breaks away and turns the corner, feeling really regretful...

>>3440104
Do the time warp.

>>3440104
lol I was almost tempted to do "Rape Tom," but I didn't... For now. :P

Anyways, turn corner, keeping an eye out for danger, as always...

>>3440104
Clean shaven face... Lascarbine with the Aquila, probably clean too... If I didn't know better, I'd say they are Imperials disguising themselves as Cultists...

Make Bill walk in front of us as well, to keep an eye on the both of thems...

Bill, not as stupid as Tom, held back, insisting on holding the rear line... Tom turned the corner completely...

The hallway echoed with the rumpling of a heavy bolter. It tore through Tom, his head first, the rest of the body was soon to follow. The explosive rounds ripped his carcass to pieces, spraying the room with gore and shrapnel that was once bone and armor.

Bob brings his lasgun up behind you to take aim on you.

>>3440203
Fling your foot back and jack him in the groin, stealing his gun.

>>3440203
A trap! We knew it! EVASIVE ACTIONS! Blah. He has the drop on us, in a corridor with no cover and a heavy bolter team covering the corner...

Oh, fuck it. Perform a move straight from the Matrix or Max Payne. Dive backwards, arcing our back so that we're kinda sorta facing backwards. Hope that by this time, Bob's aim is high and over you, while shooting with our Laspistol.

Or, if he's too close for such a maneuver, attempt to turn and knock the carbine away, while jamming the pistol up under his chin.

>>3440261
Flash rosette at Bill.

Laugh nervously.

>>3440314
That might work too! Whichever path ensures victory!

The matrixy move does the trick... your back flip and pistol maneuver allows you to get the killing shot... but what good will it do you? From toward the heavy bolter, you hear a hiss-thump of power armor... and booming voices over external exo-comms praising the Emperor's name.

Behind you is another hall that is labeled ESCAPE PODS... and another hall that heads back the way you came, into who knows where...

Scream
HALT IN THE NAME OF THE INQUISITION!

>>3440345
Steal his armor and shoot down the fucking wall. I am not taking one of those fucking paths. I make my own.

>>3440345
Drag out Rosette. We are of the Inquisition. The Holiest of the Emperor's agents...

OR!

If we do flee, make sure to scoop up his Lascarbine, and any visible grenades or spare mags, and pocket them, as well as our Laspistol...

Ok guys lets all agree on one path...
REASON first...
Marines just shot down a cultist. Theres never fewer than one cultist. You are dressed in a non authorative way in a combat zone. Marines do not like Inquisitors as much, they see through their BS. Thus, we will likely be shot first!

If we flee back, we're doomed. No idea where we are going.

Bust a wall down might do nothing, or, since we are close enough to see escape pods...might expose us to space...

I vote we take everything off the dead imperial spy, and run for the pods. Atleast underneath our ship, is a hive city in which to hide or find air.

>>3440393
Breathing is for pussies.

Drop to the surface.
Go to Hive.
Flash Rosette.
Corrupt hive for Slaanesh.
Take world.
Ascend to Demonhood.

>>3440393
I agree with this. Let's loot what we can from the dead spy, then hit up the escape pods.

>>3440474
No! Can't you see the escape pods are another trap?!

OMG, NOBODY IN THIS THREAD MENTIONED GRUES? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!

>>3440489
Traps traps everywhere are traps!

It's better then dealing with the Space Marines!

>>3440498
Shut up.

OP here, won't be drawing more for tonight. 3AM and aboot to pass out after to little rest...so.

You have looted the guardsman: On him you find a series of photos of you while you were commanding the ship, eating, showering, and pleasuring. Apparently you took part in cultist activities too. From him you also gain the carbine, fourteen clips of ammunition, body armor bits, a cloak, imperial guard credentials hidden away, two weeks of rations, five grenades, and one sliver of demolition stick (enough to blow a support pillar or a wall down)... You barely loot the body before the marines decide to come into the hallway. By then, you have reached the corner to hidden safety...well on your way to the escape pods... you reach them and eject into the cold, darkness of space... heading towards the hive planet.

(sorry to rail-road near the end...tomorrow when I pick up, it will be much better! and all this equipment will carry over... so look for it)

>>3440519
IT BETTER! CAUSE I'M SCREEN CAPPING THIS SHIT!

>>3440540
Why screencap, when we can archive?

in my fanfic all inferior races are destroyed