>>3434449
use tape to give tits support.

What is this crap.

>>3434463
Ductape bra FTW

After that robot! Down the hall dammit!

>>3434469
Your sage is ineffective against the bumping of many anons!

Robooooooooooooot!

Do something please

>>3434449
Find a job while you chase! Make your life suck less!

Touch wall

Run down the corridor.

One hand on breasts to stop the sweet sweet pain and the other on the helmet to stop it dropping over our eyes.

READ NOTE

Now that she's older slick!

>>3434523
this please

moar

Suddenly, LACTATION AND MUSCLES

Look around.

Attempt to find more details.

How hungery are we?

Oh and thirsty?

oh yeah, or ABS

use new tits to get money and buy stuff to make your life suck less

>>3434551
No time, man! Our box!

As Joan is no designer of brassieres, she decides to avoid wasting perfectly good duct tape and instead continues down the hallway.

Eventually she reaches the darkness.

The darkness is sucking all the light from the hallway and it is entirely impossible to discern any shapes or forms. The air beyond the shadow oozes coldness.

GO INTO THE DARKNESS

I say touch the darkness.

Unless something better happens.

Maybe a cat will appear.

I like cats. Does Joan?

Walk into darkness with arms outstrecthed like a zombie

>>3434581
What have we got to lose?! Our life sucks! Into the darkness! Our box, dammit, our precious light-emitting box!

Look for rock.
If rock is found, throw rock at darkness.

>>3434581

Throw something as hard as we can into the darkness. Something small and hard enough to make a noise when it hits something.

The perhaps try rolling something into it...

SHOW US YOUR BOOBS

in b4 Magic Missle

>>3434602
>>3434605

HIVEJOAN

Throw darkness at the rock.

shout hello

With nothing to spare for a primitive probe, your only choice aside from retreating is to grope your way through the chilling, blinding shadow. However, in a relatively short time you see something in the undetermined distance.

>>3434651
It's an eyeball.

>>3434651
Lick the strange symbol

>>3434651

Button for a lift / elevator?

Go up to the light.

>>3434651
I'd recognise those helmet-lights anywhere.

Start running. And try not to jiggle too much.

show ur tits

>>3434668
Go with this guess, push lower circle and hope it goes to a ground floor with an exit.

Lazy Drawfag is Lazy

No! We may be eaten by a Grue!

Let the eyeball say hello to you... in japanese.

press button press button

>>3434651

ITS FAPTAU. I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT PATTERN.

TAU HELMET

Press Button.

with bit of duct tape.

>>3434708
Way to spoil it for the ignorant.

Touch Yourself

>>3434651

Looks like the buttons to work an Elevator.

Press the buttons, try and call it to where you are.

>>3434666
Before you can get the feeble source of light to a licking distance, you feel something fluffy and see a glimpse of something unnerving being partially illuminated.

SPOILERS: It's Faptau.

>>3434740

Faptau and a Sergal?

>>3434750

oh god

>>3434740

Stay very still. Don't move, hold your breath. That thing looks furry and I think it has teeth. Let it go past before trying to work the Elevator.

Headbutt it. Hard.

rub yourself on the fur

Touch fluffy thing.

Come on, it's fluffy

>>3434740

Feel the fluffy thing. Try and see how big it is and if it's alive or not.

Charge it! Never give up! Fight it.

hug the creature

>>3434761

Hey, I was gonna say that! Time to prove our helmet's not just for show.

I'm all for pressing against corridor wall for a second to see if it moves. If it does, hope it doesn't notice us. If it stays there, headbutt helmet charge!

Don't attack it, for all we know it's finally some clothes.

>>3434789
>>3434761
Combine these two. Bullcharge it.

I'm telling you, it's a fucking grue.

>>3434784
>>3434789
>>3434796

Fight it with what? Try and beat the thing to death with our new cleavage?

Stop being stupid, Anon.

Just hide and let it go past.

Once done headbutting the furry thing, poke or punch the top round weird light.

>>3434758
You stay very still and hold your breath. You feel a breeze of warm and moist air on your face.

>>3434826
DON'T RUN. Running makes predators know you're prey. Which is bad.

>>3434826
Okay, yeah, it's scary. I think it's headbuttan tiem.

OH FUCK ITS A GRUE

KICK IT IN THE NADS AND RUN

>>3434826
punch it

>>3434816
Can't be. Grue only exist where there is no light.
The Tau's helmet is providing illumination, hence there are no Grue. If the Tau were to leave however...

>>3434826
Await the end of your miserable life

>>3434826

Get ready to run if it finds us.

I seriously don't think that Joan is going to win any fights against anything that honestly wants her dead.

She has a tube top, a tube buttom, and a plastic helmet, and just get massive tits.

Don't fucking headbutt, if Joan is going to attack the thing, she would take off her helmet and duct tape roll and use the "helmet" as a shield and the duct tape as a secondary shield.

>>3434846
screw running, wrestle the grue.

hold fucking position.

We are boned or we are not boned.

The desicion is not up to Joan.

>We are boned or we are not boned.

I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING

Ask if there's anyone in the darkness who can hear her - and if its willing to help me make sense of WTF is going on

>>3434843
You hold onto your helmet and headbutt the thing.
Before you have time to regret it, you feel a great amount of pain as well as the loss of contact with the floor of the hallway.

>>3434862
Grue do not exist where there is any illumination. Hence, it is not a Grue.

>>3434885

I, for example, am boned.

Joan has no chance of beating anything in a fight. But it's not doing anything so maybe it's asleep. Slowly move past it and check out that light.

Fucking railroader.

>>3434908

Well, we're dead. Wonderful.

>>3434920
You people are ridiculous.

>>3434908

Oh God! What's going on?!?

>>3434908
Cry out "Help me" to the other glowy thing.

"HELP! YOUR FRIEND IS CREEPY!"

>>3434929
>Get your tits out
>No
>Get your tits out
>No
>Get your tits out
>No
>Get your tits out
>No
>Get your tits out
>No
>Get your tits out
>No

>>3434953

Worth a try.

Scream. Yell. Panic.

>>3434953
Your cries of help go unanswered.

You do, however, feel something heavy hold you down and something elongated forcing its way into a part of your body which you would rather leave untouched.

Pain ensues. The thing seems to consider the situation hilarious.

"Halp! Halp!"

Oh shit, we're fucked. I guess all we can do is wait for an opportunity to escape?

compliment it on its size and girth and ask that it turn the lights on - that you prefer doing it with the lights on

Start enjoying it.

I... I feel so traumatized. Why are you doing this to us, you... you DOUBLE FAGGOT

>>3435033

fucking called it

>>3435033
You hear a sound coming from the light source.
As far as you can tell, it sounds like:
"Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap...."

Get your tits out already.

>>3435033
Oh God what....

>>3435033
Oh, monsterrape. Why can we not see you.

>>3435033

"Get that Q tip out of my ear!"

Cry.

Something is picking our nose?

From time to time you can feel a glimpse of unwholesome things, but for the most part your consciousness mercifully evades you.

>>3435108

Grue attack!

>>3435033

Throw shit at it and tell it to fucking stop.

Lie still and placid. Let it finish what it's doing. Don't make it angry, once it's done hopefully it'll move on and we can try to recover.

Gentlemen, what the fuck are you doing.

>>3435108

Great, now we can't see anything at all.

>>3435108

Wait and see what happens. It's not like it could get any worse at this point, I mean... we're fucked both literally and figuratively.

rape rape rape lalalala

>>3435108

Curl up into a ball and weep for your lost innocence.

poor Joan :(

Bad End

Yep we cause shitstorms over collective stories that try to have plot but when we get one that is just depraved porn we shut up and post suggestions.

Try to resist that thing that is touching me.

>>3435201
Is it just me or does he look like Michael Palin with black makeup and a fake beard.

Wow. This took a turn for the worst since I was last here.

Dis thread.

>>3435206
I'd be utterly disgusted at /tg/ myself if I didn't have rape fantasies.

>>3435206

>that is just depraved porn

This is nothing like porn, depraved or not. Nothing has been shown or graphically described.

sage for rape fic

>>3435249

>HERP DERP ANYTHING WHICH INCLUDES RAPE OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES IT FOR EROTIC PURPOSES. EVEN IF IT'S JUST A SINGLE-LINE DESCRIPTION IT'S JUST THERE FOR PEOPLE TO FAP OVER.

>>3435240

It's been implied as fuck.

Your consciousness decides that you've had enough mercy already and unforgivingly returns you to the harsh reality.

You find yourself sore in an elevator, all your belongings gone except for a few pieces of duct tape covering your violated form.

So, did she die.

>>3435272

Implied, yes, but nothing has been shown. There's been no pictures of sex or nudit-

>>3435274

Shit.

Get the hell up and find some clothes ASAP. No time for tears, we've got a job to do.

Get this off the front page. It is a disgrace.

Is this all some weird metaphor for life, how it gets uncomfortable and has dark times, and then you get raped by Luck?

>>3435274

I lol'd.

>>3435274
Rip the duct tape off all parts

OK guys, no more fighting. Even with her helmet, Joan cannot win.

>>3435274
Our hat is gone? Nooooo! Leave room in search of new a possibly better hat!

>>3435274

So it WAS a Sergal after all, fancy that. Now pull yourself together and take the elevator up.

>>3435281
B'awww some more!

>>3435274

Press the up elevator button.

Mourn the loss of our hat.

>>3435274
See if she can figure out what floor she's on.

>>3435274
Suicide... Also, look closer at markings on the wall. See who or what raped me...

>>3435274
Salvage tape from breasts

>>3435274
Wait...
The Tau was an elevator all along?

RAPE FIC RAPE FIC ITS AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT

Thread sucks, was cool for a while but this is just bull-shit.

In fact, this really broke my spirit. I don't think I'm coming back to /tg/.

Hit the elevator button up and cry some.

Seriously, find something to wear. If there's one of those things wandering around then there might be more. Prancing about wearing a few bits of duct-tape is only going to encourage more rape.

You...might want to clean any blood and Sergal-semen out of yourself as well. The duct tape over your cunt is going to stop you pissing.

>>3435274
Check for serious injuries

Thread failed.

Kill yourself.

>>3435314
Huzzah!

>>3435274
Well, that's me out. Enjoy your thread, gentlemen.

Next up: vore

Made me feel sick to my stomach. You disgust me, OP.

I feel so violated... check for damage, assess the room, figure out where we are and how we're doing.

No. Just No.

Walking isn't as easy and painless as your memory insists.

There are no clothes to be seen, but you can, through a haze, hear sounds of fighting; small explosions, shrieks and other related clatter. The source is not visible.

See what ruby got us? This sort of shit. Saging all "collective games" on sight now to keep this shit from happening again.

ITT: A single double-faggot manages to make all of /tg/ uncomfortable.

Schlick to the memory of being raped

>>3435368
Work on walking TOWARDS the fighting. There may be dead you can loot clothing/weapons from...

>Saging all "collective games" on sight now to keep this shit from happening again.

That's going to help.

you sage fags don't have to look at the thread. You could always look at something else.

>>3435368

Slowly make your way to the sound of fighting. Don't let yourself get spotted.

This started off very strongly then went sharply downhill. Let's see if it can improve again.

>>3435387
lol hundred bumps per sage

>>3435376
I don't know if this is a great success or the exact opposite of it.

Also, it would appear to me that you lot would've preferred more RAILROADAN, as it would've most reliably denied the chance for rape.

>>3435376

>ITT: A single double-faggot manages to make a handful of squeamish people uncomfortable.

>>3435389
I don't think /tg/ was meant to be "HALP WITH MY POORLY DRAWN RAPE FIC LAWL!". I'm going to make it a pain in the ass for them to try and do it.

>>3435376
>ITT: A single butthurt moralfag seeks to speak for all of /tg/.

Fix'd.

>>3435402

Do go on.

>>3435405
bump just to piss you off.

Did People not read the damn title?
>The Somewht Disturbing dventures of Joan
I expected this shit for some reason

>>3435405

People decided to make the idiotic decision to headbutt a monster in the dark, suffered consequences they dislike, and now sagebomb the thread accordingly. Wonderful.

Heh, thread went exactly the way drawfag predicted in previous thread.

Good old 4chan. Always predictable.

>>3435413
don't you dare fucking start with that goddamn moralfag bullshit I swear to god.

sage some more dickheads, I'm ageing this.

sage for poorly drawn rapefic some faggot (singular, he's not intense enough to be a REAL double faggot) decided to try to make into an "adventure" since ruby's been proven acceptable. Sir singlefaggot, you are no weaver, that's for fucking sure.

>>3435405
I don't really like this thread, but you are overeacting. It involved rape, but was described in no real detail. Noone could possibly have gotten off over it. Although OP should place some conveniant clothes. That is kind of awkward.

Fucking retarded Sagefags, just close the thread and it won't matter to you anymore.

Also, Age to piss you off.

Bump for, as recommended, try sneaking to somewhere safely, without attracting any possible attention.

>>3435354
>on 4chan
>disgusted by rape
Wat?

>>3435442
Clearly he likes his dickgirls doing it consensually

This is so hot, but you seriously need to show the next rapescene.

>>3435354

>>3435385
this

>>3435436

Sagefags don't care about the quality of /tg/. They just use that as an excuse to pointlessly troll things they dislike.

>>3435436
You don't understand. this is 4chan. half of everybody on this website can't understand the concept of free will and simply just ignore some shit.

>>3435402

She was facing a Sergal with only a torn shirt, a plastic sphere helmet and some duct tape, so there wasn't much we could have said to prevent her from being raped in that situation.

Now, you putting one in there in the first place is a whole different matter...

>>3435428
The fact the the sagefag insists that /tg/ as a whole is somehow above such things when, in fact, it never has been screams of moralfaggotry. So yeah, s/he's a moralfag.

HURR SHE GOT RAPED BY A FURRY LAWZ XD MOAR RPAE STORY!!!11@!

>>3435468
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>3435469
caps

Y'know what? Mods and torpedoes be damned, i'll risk the ban.
MAN THE SAGE CANNONS.

Please just ignore the sage fags. Saging doesn't do anything if you don't respond.

OP, walk toward the sounds of fighting.

>>3435458
And you don't seem to care about the quality here. If you want poorly written rape fics go somewhere else.

>>3435469
You couldn't see it. It was mentioned briefly. That's what you get for being retarded. We should try not to do it again.

SAGEITY

this topic's reaction is probably how Joan feels towards the whole thing.

>>3435469

If you don't like it, hide the thread and go back to reading one of your twenty D&D threads or your thirty 40K ones.

>>3435486
>HEY OP GO TOWARDS THE FIGHTING SO SHE CAN GET GANG BANGED WITH LIGHTS ON XD

>>3435486
But if you ignore sagefags, they get louder and louder until they get a response.

They're like attention starved children. You can't do that to them.

>>3435487
>rape fics
Oh fuck this, have you guys never read an actual rape fic? Does the mere mention, hint, of it make it a rape fic for you?

I don't even like this thread and I'm going to bump it just to piss you off for using that term wrongly.

boom.

>>3435502

If you respond, you yell with them. You drown out the thread with your bickering. If you argue with a sagefage, you are saging too.

age

>>3435487

At no point did I say that I wanted "poorly written rapefics".

It's a general rule. Sagebombing a thread does nothing. If you genuinely care about the quality of /tg/, go out and make interesting threads. Dig through old threads and bump interesting ones.

Promote GOOD content and you will see the quality of /tg/ rise. Sagebombing a thread just makes the people involved go and make a new thread, thus clogging the board up even more.

blam.

>>3435526
And silent acceptance when they make more anyways is such a good alternative.

Stop shitting the thread, faggots. Too much heterosexuality for you? Proceed with the rapings.

HURP DURP DURR HURR

OP has deserted us ;_;

>>3435368

Seriously, walk toward the fighting.

>>3435536

Bullshit. If you're creating, supporting, and bumping good threads then the shit ones will sink to the bottom and be ignored.

Sage once, report the thread, and move on. Job done.

>>3435545

Well, I don't know if he was capable of running a collective game if he lets a few sages and harsh words scare him off. He needs thicker skin.

The sounds of the RAPE FIC--- I mean, fighting seem to move further away at a slightly slower pace than you can SAGE--- I mean, move.
There is acrid smoke floating close to the ceiling and the metallic odour of blood is strongly present.

Also, you should really tone down the amount of posts. Shit ain't cash when it autosages before its time.

>>3435536
All I see here are two or three people who don't like this, and easily five times as many who do.

You're the vocal idiot minority everyone talks about.

>>3435573
Steal corpses clothes. Maybe we can have a little dignity.

s

>>3435573
Let's be calm about this! Carefully approach the leg... Be absolutely sure that nothing dangerous is around that corner before you peek your little head around...

>>3435573

Move up to the corner, take a peek round. If it's safe, grab the corpse and take it's clothes for yourself.

>>3435573

Look around corner, only head exposed.

>>3435573
Walk over to the body/corpse. If the person's dead, take its clothes.

in b4 necrophilia

RAPE CORPSE

WEAR CLOTHING

Dead thread is deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

I vote for "loot body", including clothes.

We just went over 200 points, so I think that's us autosaging

Mr. Deadguy silently agrees to supply you with some clothing as well as an object you cannot identify at first glance.

>>3435679
Take a second glance. try not to look too close at the neck-stump.

>>3435679

Awesome, we have clothes now. So how about we head back to the elevator befor whatever killed the dud comes back eh?

>>3435679

Get dressed and examine the object.

>>3435719

Good idea.

Suggestion: new thread.

Story suggestion: Go back to elevator.

>>3435784
>Suggestion: new thread.

>Story suggestion: Get dressed. Then, go back to elevator.

Fix'd and second'd.

>>3435824
New thread a.

>>3435477
>>3435428
>>3434499