Oh, also, I would use the dice function to determine the success of certain character actions.

NO YOU AREN'T ORIGINAL GO AWAY.

>no furries
I was on your side until you played the furry card against Ruby Quest.

sage because this thread is now doomed to go nowhere productive

>>3416859
What, do you want furries? I don't really care.

ITT: OP labels everything a furry

no.

Because after you there will be a million faggots saying "ME TOO"

furries have laradfa

>What, do you want furries? I don't really care.

oh god

Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have used the f word. I'm sorry.

There is something intrinsically wrong with you new tripfags. It's just everything you do ends up in the shitbasket.

>>3416893
i accept your apology, feel free to do the thread

hurdur. I was using a tripcode on the off chance that I didn't get trolled into the dirt so that people would be able to identify the game when I decided to run it. You know, what they are actually for instead of trying to make the board my blog?

>>3416904

shitting up new threads i see

DID SOMEBODY SAY FURRIES!?

>>3416908
I was going to do it every thursday from 6-10. I just didn't want to draw up a million backgrounds and shit if nobody cared or I was just a big faggoty copycat.

>>3416923
>The Laziest Troll
Wait a minute, you LIKE Ruby Quest!

>>3416934
You're faggoty regardless. You're on 4chan after all.

>>3416953
This is true.
But I'm still a troll. :(

i tihnk any chance you had is gone now

change name and code then try again in a few weeks

>>3416970
Sounds like the best plan. Either that or just wait till RQ ends???

ALL RIGHT YOU FAGGOTS LET'S GO

WELCOME TO THE ADVENTURES OF BLOCKHEAD

>>3416961
Now I feel like there should be WoD setting about destructive inhuman beasts that destroy everything they touch, and gain their nutrition from that... the tragedy of their existence being that they will attempt to destroy even that which they love.

>>3416979
nah that doesn't matter. besides that could be a while away

Look for treasure

>>3416988

>Put a block on your head.

>>3416837
Well, I don't really know...
>>no furries
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

>>3416988
win THE GAME

>>3416988
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B START

>>3416998
It seemed like a cool medium. I wanted to include dice because honestly, isn't that what we all have in common, dice?

>>3416999
>>3417000
>Look for treasure
>Put a block on your head.
Unfortunately Blockhead can't find any treasure, but he does put a block on his head.

open the block motherfucker

>>3416996
I'm not what /tg/ wants me to be, I'm what /tg/ NEEDS me to be.

>>3417022

Put a block on your block.

>>3417026
>open the block motherfucker
Inside the block, Blockhead finds more blocks

Open more blocks. It is your only drive and desire

>>3417030
BLOCKS BLOCKS BLOCKS BLOCKS

Find Steamroller.

Stand Atop.

WRYYYYY!

???

Profit.

>>3417039

Open your head.

>>3417022
Seems like a good outcome, Game is ended I assume?
I have seen great success in duel (Metal?) boxes

>>3417050
> Open more blocks. It is your only drive and desire
Inside the blocks are even more blocks, which are even smaller than the others

open smaller blocks

Oh Hi there, I'm a motherfucking cyclops.

>>3417075

BLOCK CYCLOPES!

NO MATTER HOW MANY BLOCKS YOU OPEN, YOU'LL NEVER FIND LOVE

>>3417075
COMBAT ENCOUNTER

RAWR

>>3417112

Did that cyclops' sword and shield switch hands?

Worst drawfag ever.

give it blocks!

Open so many blocks that your blockish enemy suffocates.

This thread is now about circles.

>>3417112
UH OH FUCK
BLOCKHEAD BLOCKS
SOMEONE ROLL THE DICE FOR BLOCKHEAD

BLOCK his attacks

rolled 1, 18, 7, 48, 46, 4, 8 = 132

>>3417140

Become GUNDAM.

>>3417156
UHHHHH
OKAY THAT SEEMS PRETTY GOOD
BLOCKHEAD BLOCKS

FAIL

sage for not ruby.

>>3417174
ohfuckohfuckohfuck!

It's super effective.

>>3417171
WHOOPS
GUESS THE ROLL WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH AFTER ALL

BLOCKHEAD DIES AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
GAME OVER

AREN'T YOU GLAD WE USED DICE

>>3417204
I wish I could tell what was going on in this frame!

NOW.

BECOME GUNDAM.

>>3417225

I loled.

>>3417204
>>3417225

Is dat some ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS?!

>>3417261
no, it was SUPER EFFECTIVE at getting blockhead killed
obv

>>3417225
FORTITUDE SAVE. FORTITUDE SAVE.

rolled 1, 7 = 8

>>3417268
>>3417225

>>3417273
>8
FAILED

>>3417292
Well fuck. Who's next on the character list?

I wonder if Blockhead will be alright...

>>3417292
i'll always remeber him as a chip off the old block

>>3417318
>laughingelfman.jpg

Fuck

What now?

You know on second thought maybe dice rolls aren't the best for this sort of thing.

>>3417383
They would if we were given a stat sheet and basic statistical guidelines of some sort.

>>3417444
if that were the case there'd be a flood of threads like this from all the dying and new campaign starting.

A new protagonist?

>>3417444
No, then you'd just have a clearer understanding of WHY you died.
This sort of thing would still happen.

>>3417481
no

>>3417526

>>3417564
ROLL

>>3417564
how much exp and gold do i get?

No rolls could protect him...

Good night sweet prince.

>>3417613
I AM ANON

DESTROYER OF SNOWMEN! NOW GIVE ME EXP AND GOLD

>>3417637
I'll combine it for you and give you "the experience of raygold."

>>3417650
that is fine too

This is the best thread I have read tonight.

I only planned on using dice for certain rolls. Some stuff would always work, but it would help make certain plans not seem like an arbitrary decision on my part. Each char was going to have 3 stats.

>>3417758
Just make something completely bullshit and as insane as possible, ala Knightquest.

>>3417787
Not familiar with it.

>>3417793
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3137478/
A quest even older than Rubyquest, believe it or not.

>>3417793
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3137478/

NOW YOU KNOW

>>3417813
>>3417815
Knightquestmind

>>3417847
the best mind their is

Although that is awesome, it is not quite what I had in mind... :P

FUCK YES BLOCKHEAD'S QUEST IS THE BEST INTERACTIVE STORY EVER

NOW HUG TOM

READ THE NOTE READ THE NOTE READ THE NOTE

>>3417915

amidoinitrite?

>>3417966
>>3417976
FUCKING AWESOME

I LOVE YOU ANON

shoe on head

Blockhead is angry.

>>3417988

Blockhead is not happy about your decisions.

Roll dice?

>>3418038
but..you're dead!

>>3418038
now now,blocky-poo. here, have some cake

>>3418057

>Create New Character

You have a block for a head.

Therefore you are logically some sort of robot.

UNLEASH HEADROCKETS AND HEADCANNONS ON OGRE FROM BEFORE. WE WILL PAINT OUR RIGHT ANGLED SIDES WITH ITS BLOOD!

I am the OP. Thank you blockhead. You made my thread more awesome than I ever could have. I love you.

>>3418102

Blockhead has a block for a head.

He doesn't actually have a mouth.

>>3418128
then what is that frown-like thing right below your eyes?

Call your friend the companion cube. Try to convince him to go clubbing with you.

>>3418126
>I am the OP
then where's your goddamn tripcode

>>3418158
Right here. That really was me.

>>3418125

You've activated my Trap card.

>>3418149
it's his expression zone

I stopped using the tripcode after it stopped being relevant.

WHY AREN'T YOU GUNDAM YET?

HE IS GETTING GUNDAM! GIVE HIM TIME!

>>3418157

OH HAI THAR BLOCKHED HOW R U?

Uh oh look who showed up

>>3418235

Drawfag here, I lol'd hard.

>>3418242
The intention is to keep going here.

Keep up the good work, drawfags.

>>3418242
If you aren't part of the solution, you are part f the problem

>>3418235

Oh hey there old buddy. How's it hanging?

Cube would make for a great wingman. He gets burned by every chick he meets.

>>3418289

>>3418287
rageface is not amused.

Somebody else suggest something.

>>3418334
Shoot rageface with your HEADMISSILES

>>3418341
Evil begets evil, attacking it will only make it stronger.

Sacrifice cube so blockhead can escape

Tell Rage that there's a furry behind him.

>>3418389
OK he gets away. I'm done.

>>3418401
Tell Rage that there's a Tom behind him.

Companion Cude decides to sacrifice himself.

Of his own free will.

I swear.

>>3418435
Beaten like a 4e argument

>>3418441

D:

What now?

>>3418459
Find the boxes from before...we shal make an army

Blockhead finds himself at a crossroads.

What the fuck does he do now?

>>3418491
Check the store for things to stea- er, buy.

>>3418491

Steal the doors to use as duel makeshift shields.

Blockhead enters the store.

It's not very clean in here.

>>3418520
So many anons obsessed with DOOR SHIELDS ever since Dorfquest...

>>3418522
Ask the greasy and vaguely disturbing-looking shopkeep what he's got.

>>3418522

Head-but the owner.

Blockhead rips those motherfucking doors off.

>>3418522
steal his mustache

>Ask the greasy and vaguely disturbing-looking shopkeep what he's got.

"Why the FUCK did you tear my doors off young man?!"

>>3418541

With your new and improved defenses raid the shop for anything of value.

>Head-but the owner.

>>3418559
Inform him that the zombies are coming and that shopkeepers never survive anyway so you could probably make better use of the doors than him.

>>3418564
including his mustache

Feel bad and resurrect owner.

>>3418595

Then feel even worse as you kill him a second time.

>steal his mustache

>>3418595
Fuck that. We already killed him, now let's take his stuff.

BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL SHOPKEEPERS IN RPGS

Make a snazzy top hat out of his bisected skull.

Blockhead looks at the shelves.

All he finds is this shit.

OH WAIT IS THAT A LAZER?!

>>3418669
Use lazor to shoop some whoops.

>>3418669

Fuck the laser, is that a tap head?

>>3418668

Fashionable.

take furry porn, we may need it for latter

>Use lazor to shoop some whoops.

OH SHI-

Equip tap head as primary weapon. Then, using the laser's self destruct mechanism, incinerate the furry porn and the shop in a white hot ball of plasma. That is, after you've stepped outside of the blast radius or course.

BLAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!

>Equip tap head as primary weapon. Then, using the laser's self destruct mechanism, incinerate the furry porn and the shop in a white hot ball of plasma. That is, after you've stepped outside of the blast radius or course.

Blockhead takes the furry porn mag and the tap head and then leaves the building with the lazer gun inside.

Mount your horse, you know the one I mean, and ride for the hills before the law shows up.

Now, into the cave!

So I what should Blockhead do now?

(lol railroad)

>>3418848
>>3418832

>>3418848
Use the water tap to put out the sun. Its smiling face is unnerving.

This cave looks fucking scary.

What do you expect, it's a cave.

There's probably all types of evil monsters down there.

God damn it's dark in here.

Luckily Blockhead is a robot.

That cave's freaking scary. Go back out and stare at the sun some more.

Two tunnels...

What is going on here? Why is there always just two options?

>>3418929
Yell at both, best echo is the way we go

>That cave's freaking scary. Go back out and stare at the sun some more.

Blockhead turns to leave and WHATTHEFUCKAWJASOGJSKLGASKLDG\KLSYUICDYHUJXDFTYDZ

"Guess who..."

>>3418929
Mine out a central path between the two tunnels

>>3418971
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

TAP DAT ASS (lol pun)

I think now is a good time for a blue shell.

rolled 72 = 72

>>3418971
ATTACK WITH LASER

HOLY SHIT IT'S MR.RAGE

>>3419014
We exploded the lazer

>TAP DAT ASS (lol pun)

Blockhead raises the tap to attack!

MR.RAGE tries to melt your tap.

>>3419082
while he's disteacted

HEAD MISSILES

>>3419088
i ment distracted

fuck im tired

In desperation Blockhead throws the tap head as hard as he can at MR.RAGE's face.

It's a direct hit and MR.RAGE retreats.

So Anon, thus concludes our first chapter of the Whacky Adventures of Blockhead. It is 5:31 in the morning and I am fucking tired.

Goodnight Gentlemen.

RUN RUN AWAY OUT OF THE CAVE QUICKLY

>>3419153
you are awesome, goodnight good sir

This is fucking amazing.