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    134 KB Psyker Love Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:30 No.3387762  
    Has there ever been a story where someone gets it on with a psyker or even falls in love with them?

    They're meant to have this horrible aura, but I would have thought there would be some that are worth it. Maybe there would even be benefits.

    If such stories exist, please point me in their direction as I'd like to know more about this.

    Also, hell /tg/ would you a psyker?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:31 No.3387771
    Wouldn't think so. Not even the orks want to be around theirs, why would else want to be with theirs?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:32 No.3387778
    Not that I know of, though I haven't read a whole lot of the short stories in White Dwarf

    and I couldn't remember anything in the novels I read
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:34 No.3387802
    What about other Psykers?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:34 No.3387807
    Psykers act like people we put in mental asylums these days, so I don't know if anyone would want to be around them much.
    I know this because I'm shizophenic and the daemons under my bed are real.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:35 No.3387813
    Hot Psyker on Psyker action.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:36 No.3387820
    Well, there was that one story about the Culexus who fell in love with the Callidus..
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:36 No.3387825
    Just imagine if they suffered Perils of the Warp.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:37 No.3387829
    you too? maybe we should get together and compare demons.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:37 No.3387833

    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:39 No.3387852
    You'll have to come over cos the floor might eat me if I step off my bed.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:41 No.3387860
    wasn't there a story of a psyker that manipulated a guardsman's affection for her so he'd save her?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:41 No.3387865
    fuck you, I'm not steeping outside my safety shield.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:44 No.3387882
    We should request chink when he gets back, he'd draw it.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:45 No.3387884
    Sexy perils?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:47 No.3387903
    I have no idea, honestly. I'm thinking that Slaanesh would be involved though.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:49 No.3387918
    That may be over doing it, but some perils can for example, make this icey, or levitate or make minds switch. That could be different.

    Of course there is also a peril that summons a lesser daemon. Which could indeed be a daemonette.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:51 No.3387929

    Or Nurgle.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:51 No.3387930
    I'd imagine that two psykers having sex and suffering peril of the warp would have their souls ripped out as they orgasm.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:51 No.3387934
    Someone has to have a fetish for that aura.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:52 No.3387939
    >soul-shattering orgasm

    FUND IT!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:53 No.3387943
    Jurgen wouldn't mind, but the psyker probably would.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:53 No.3387951
    Well if someone knocks up a psyker we could find out if being a psyker is genetic. Of course, who the fuck know the consequences of being inside a psyker for nine months, that baby could be scary as hell.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:54 No.3387957
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    Telekinetic fun!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:55 No.3387965
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    more boone
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:56 No.3387971
    I had an adept in DH that was trying to figure that out, and anything else related to psykers. Had a fixation with psykers
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:56 No.3387973
    Ciaphas Cain novel where the tyranids invade the planet with big platforms

    Amberly's Psycher and the former commisar had a thing for eachother

    also Soric was well respected even after he started to do the psycher thing
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:58 No.3387981
    No story I've read has a psyker having a relationship with anyone. Lilith flirts with Gaunt, but that comes across as her unique approach to her job, he also keeps her at arms length even though she is meant to be both smart and attractive.

    To me this shows that psykers just have some sort of horrible aura.

    With pariahs and culexuses (culexi?) being the gold standard in unpleasant company people often forget that psykers are spooky to be around too.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:00 No.3387990
    Wasn't Eseinhorn (spelling?) a psyker that had a blank girlfriend? That's dedication. Staying with a women that just being around causes you physical and mental pain.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:00 No.3387992

    She has a name? She's always been psyker chan in these parts.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:02 No.3388005

    yeah she has a name, shes one of Mr Culexus' creations. named Boone, she's rather gay for her Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:05 No.3388023

    It is also easier to keep you from turning to a host for Slaanesh since the unapproachable aura is like a condom for daemon outbreak.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:08 No.3388047
    Isn't it more like one of those rapex things? yes you get protected from impregnating the girl (daemonic possession) but you still feel like you're gonna die (the effect a blank has on a psyker).
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:16 No.3388099
    ravenor used to sex up a leggy warrior woman before he had a rather unfortunate incident that left him worse off than stephen hawking, and ravenor was balls to the walls psyker, and i think eisonhorn had a thing for a certain blank, but couldn't pursue due to her blankness.

    In inquisition war the main character who's a psyker gets it on a few times with a callidus
    >> Leibowitz 01/13/09(Tue)00:18 No.3388115
    >Has there ever been a story where someone gets it on with a psyker or even falls in love with them?


    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:20 No.3388130
    "You are mine, you were promised to me by the grand four" Her voice sounded like she wasn't exactly the one speaking it, though truth be told when an Astropath goes renegade you shouldn't expect them to go all rational do you?

    I didn't know whether to curse my luck or praise it. There I was cut off from my buddies and in the Astropath's chamber. Turns out she was in on our invasion, and that no reinforcements were coming to save the planet, and while she did look cute enough in spite of all the metal cords dangling out of her skull and those dead glowing eyes, the sight of a twitching, babbling, NAKED psyker always meant trouble.

    Next thing I know though, she's babbling words that made my ears hurt, and dry humping my uniform so hard that the caked blood was flaking off onto her.

    So I'm trying to be a gentleman, which when you're a traitor guardsman is kind of like a Space Marine trying to be an adept in the Administratum. My protests got yelled over (not that she was really listening anyway), and she slammed me up against the wall quick-smart.

    "You and me" she panted in my ear, before biting the lobe clean off so fast I didn't even have time to feel it coming, "We're going to blot out the stars"

    I guess my pain induced yelling got her going a bit, cause I became dimly aware of a draft where my pants used to be, and extremely aware of her tongue going crazy spastic in my mouth.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:23 No.3388157
    So I figure I better just close my eyes and go with it. The kiss wasn't so bad, it helped me ignore her nails carving runes into my body, and I remember relaxing a little. This wasn't any worse than what I'd been through before with that Sister of Khorne y'know? She was pretty good at kissing for someone who spent most of their time sending telegrams across the warp.

    Well, I was so into it I didn't even hear the sound of ripping flesh, or of the wailing of the damned over the sounds of wet tongue action.

    I did hear the wall cave in though, and the kiss broke up at the interruption. Still somewhat confused and fuzzy, I focused on who had entered first, and saw ol' Khârn the Betrayer standing there with a hand over his mouth-plate grill, weapons on the floor as he tried to compose himself for some reason.

    I turned back, and found that my horny little astropath had turned into a minor gateway to chaos, and that I'd been swapping spit with a Bloodletter for warp knows how long.

    And sure enough, with the ruse up the blasted thing ducked back into the hanging rend in the fabric of space to leave me with no pants and Khârn rolling around on the floor at my feet gasping for breath.

    It only got worse from there when the rest of the regiment caught up and saw us.

    "Well that explains a lot" I heard one of my fellows remark.

    I've had better days, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:29 No.3388214
    Oh Kharn, what a guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:31 No.3388227
    Desert Raiders has a love story in it with a psyker female and a human male in it. Tallarn IG with 'nids comming for a visit. Written by Lucien Soulban from the Black Libary collection. Fun read. http://www.blacklibrary.com/product.asp?prod=60100181055&type=Book
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:55 No.3388422
    You should write more. Are we gonna get more DH stories out of you?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:14 No.3388578
    “-- It was after Thraxil that I was thrown in with this lot. My entire regiment died, thanks to that stupid knuckhead Colonel Losalamal. Commissar Raege shot him herself, considering that our own Commissar had been killed in the midst of the Ork wave.
    She must have seen something in me, that Raege. She must have seen something in me as I stood dumbfounded amongst the huddled corpses of my fellows, because she asked me to join into her unit.
    I think it was probably a last-second decision. I doubted anyone would bother to come pick up just me, and she must have known that they wouldn’t. I may as well have been dead, for all the top brass cared.
    Which is how I ended up here.
    Real peculiar bunch, brought up from all over the place. It ranges from Cadian Kasrkin to Vostroyan tank drivers, to me, a Wrellan Infantryman.
    I’m told that the group was formed from the ruined scraps of other regiments. Throne, I’d never even heard of such a thing up until I joined.
    When I asked if this was even allowed by the Munitorum, I was told simply
    ‘That someone very powerful had willed it so.’ I didn’t dare ask any further.--”
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:15 No.3388598
    The white-haired abomination stood motionless, still staring down at the journal, smiling like a Warp-wretch. Its expression never changed. The wiry thing couldn’t even change its expression.
    The man in the bed, at the edge of which the journal book lay, stirred. With a groan, he opened his eyes. The sergeant didn’t want the room’s lights off, claiming that they needed to be able to see were anything to happen. The Wrellan’s dreary eyes, yet unused to the light blurred the world to him, and all he could make out initially was the figure over his bed, tall and thin in silhouette.
    He Hello llo.
    The voice, cracked and echoing, didn’t even sound like it had come from within the room.
    Slowly his vision returned to him, and he saw just what it was that hovered over him:
    A pair of red, prosthetic eyes, surrounded by scar-tissue. An overdrawn smile, as if it belonged to a daemon. Almost pink flesh, and a figure so thin it bordered on unhealthy.
    To the Wrellan, it was…
    It was…
    It was absolutely adorable.
    “H… Hello.” He rasped. Still tired, he winced, trying to keep his eyes open, but despite all his efforts, he fell back to sleep.
    Having helped lull the guardsman back to sleep, Jonquil Lancaster slowly turned away from the center of her interest, and slipped out of the troop quarters.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:16 No.3388606
    I suspect Eldrad was somehow involved.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:18 No.3388615
    Sipping from her morning mug of caff, Commissar Conrad F. Raege reviewed the papers she held. Detailing a requisition of soldiers, they were stamped with the inquisitorial rosette of the Ordo Xenos, a symbol which would have struck just about any normal man with fear. Then again, the Commissar wasn’t normal, nor was she a man.
    Raege put her mug down, and then looked over to the hooded figure sitting at the other end of the room.
    “So?” She asked. The hooded one did not respond. She waited a few moments, and then spoke again. “Inquisitor.”
    Another minute passed, then a loud snore came from the hooded man. Raege finally lost her patience. Taking her caff mug in hand, she got up from her desk, and stepped over to his seat. She held the mug out over the hood, and slowly tipped it over, pouring the still-hot contents over the man. He jolted awake, lifting up his head so fast he hit it against the wall behind him. He began to chuckle, shaking his dampened head. “Ah, Reage, my dear. You certainly know how to wake a man.” He said, cheerfully, as though used to such treatment. The Commissar could be so blunt and crude about things, he knew this. That was why he chose her to lead his task force. If he didn’t like her so much, he’d have her burned for such acts against an Inquisitor.
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:24 No.3388673
    Indeed, it wasn’t the first time such a thing had happened, either.
    “You must forgive me, though. I haven’t had any sleep in the past two days.” He said, wiping away the dark liquid from his face. He shook out his hood, then placed it back over his head.
    “That’s what it takes to get you up, though.” Raege said flatly, returning to her desk. “So… Care to explain this?” She asked, waving the paperwork around.
    “Ah, yes.” The Inquisitor began, repositioning himself in his seat. “Well… It’s what it looks like.”
    “It looks like a request for men.” Raege announced.
    “And so it is.” The Inquisitor answered cheerfully, smiling under his hood. Raege stared hard at him.
    “Why go to all the trouble of filling this out?” Raege asked, crossing her arms. “They’re all your men. You can do as you please with them. You could just pluck them out of their quarters, without letting me know, leaving us believing our men are being taken by the Warp, or… Or something.”
    The Inquisitor chuckled again.
    >> Leibowitz 01/13/09(Tue)01:24 No.3388682

    Yeah, I plan on doing a writeup at the end of every campaign arc.

    Should be done with the current one in a week or two. Managed to rescue most of the hostages this time, but the little girl was on a shuttle that got shot down. She's bleeding badly, we're pinned down by 60 mercs with Specter assault rifles and various heavy weapons, and the only one of us with any medicae is the savage world guardsman who thinks she's a witch.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:25 No.3388695
    “Raege, you’d know full-well it was me, were I to ever do that.” He said. “I’m not likely to, anyway. Even I might like to do things as per routine, every so-often.”
    Raege sighed, and sat back in her seat. “Okay.” She said. “Who all do you want to take?”
    “Well…” The Inquisitor stood up from his seat, and began to walk around the room. The entire office was decorated with very few memoranda, as Raege seemed to prefer to travel lightly. He stopped at one framed pictograph, depicting Raege with a group of people. Other Commissars, judging from their clothing. “I’d like you to give me that one Krieg girl. What was her name? Angela, yes? I’d also like to bring Rolm, he was useful last time…” He looked back to the holopict. “Who’s this fellow in the red, there? Has a little yellow circle on his officer’s cap, with an angry caricature on it…”
    “That was one of my students.” Raege answered.
    “Really?” The Inquisitor looked back to Raege. “He looks quite old! What was his name?”
    “Fuklaw.” Raege answered. “That holo is from when my peers and I met at the Alyer Dedication last year. It’s… Difficult to explain his appearance.”
    “Hm.” The Inquisitor wandered away from the pictograph, nodding as he went. “Anyway, I am told that you brought a Wrellan into the fold after that last incursion...”
    “Yes…” Raege began tapping her finger on her desk. “His name was Kailig, if I remember correctly.”
    “I see…” The Inquisitor turned away from Raege. “Yes… I’d like him to come along as well.”
    “He just joined, and you’re already putting him in danger?”
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:26 No.3388703
    sounds pretty full on.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:28 No.3388713
    “That’s how it is.” The Inquisitor shrugged. “If he can survive an Ork horde whereas the rest of his fellows died, then I’m certain he can live through what I have in store for him.” He began to move to the door. It parted open for him, and just as he stepped through, he looked back in at Raege. “Ah yes, and, I’d like them all gathered at my ship this evening.” With that, Inquisitor Tobias Levy left.
    Stressed, Raege rubbed at her eyelids. A light whimper came from outside the still-open door, and Raege, not even bothering to look up, spoke. “You can come out now, Boone.”
    A small woman appeared from behind the cover of the wall. Dressed in the signature-clothing of a sanctioned Imperial psyker, she lacked the intimidating air most others held. She did, however, sport an eye-catching bosom.
    “I… I can’t stand him.” Alice Boone announced in a nervous tone, adjusting her Psychic Hood. “He’s really creepy.”
    “I know, I know...” Raege sighed, nodding her head in agreement. “So? What’d you want?”
    “Umm… It’s about time for breakfast.” Boone said, pointing back the way she had come. “Today’s special is Moorkian Sushi. I just thought you might, like, want to go get some?” She asked. She had settled down by this point, and was even smiling at her Commissar.
    “… Sure.” Raege said, getting up. “Yeah, sure. Come, let’s go get some food.”
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:31 No.3388735
    I would definitely a psyker, any way she wanted.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:34 No.3388775
    this is awesome, eagerly awaiting more
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:35 No.3388785
    Breakfast was the last thing on Kailig Morlan’s mind. In fact, it didn’t register at all.
    All that he was thinking about that morning, was the woman that he had awoke to see earlier that morning. Those big, round, augmetic eyes, the long, white hair, the pink skin… Just thinking about her made him feel warm.
    “Um… Hey, buddy?”
    Kailig snapped his attention to the woman who’d just addressed him. A woman in the dress uniform of a Cadian Kasrkin officer, with a bottle of rotgut in her hand, stood over him, staring.
    “Huh?” Kailig stared back.
    “This is the Commissar’s usual haunt.” The Cadian explained, nodding towards the table. “If you don’t have any business with her, and if you don’t want to bother her, I suggest you find some place else to sit.”
    Kailig looked turned his head in the direction of the food line. The Commissar was indeed coming in to sit down, with another woman beside her.
    “Ah. Thank you for the warning.” Kailig said, standing up, and quickly scurried off, embarrassed by the mistake.
    >> Leibowitz 01/13/09(Tue)01:35 No.3388787

    Don't worry, it'll be ok.

    At least that's what I keep telling her. I'm glad my best skill is bluff.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:37 No.3388811
    “What was that about?” Raege asked as she sat down at the round cafeterium table.
    “Eh, the new guy sat down in the wrong place.” Major Zune Lockwood answered, sitting down beside Raege. Boone took her place at the opposite side of the Commissar.
    “Hm.” Raege nodded solemnly. “Inquisitor Levy paid a visit earlier.”
    “Did he?”
    “He was asking for guardsmen to help him with another of his investigations.”
    “You didn’t sign me up for it, did you?”
    “No, no.”
    “Ah, good, then.” Lockwood took a swig from the bottle of alcohol, and then quickly choked on the contents. “This crap is terrible. Did they change brews?” Raege shrugged.
    “That guy just now, he’s from the Thraxil disaster.”
    “He’s the one?”
    “Yeah. Levy recruited him for another of those suicide missions he sends the troops on.” Raege said, looking down at her food. “Along with Angela and Rolm.”
    “Well, I’m not at all worried about Angela and Rolm…” Lockwood set the rotgut bottle down with a loud CLINK. “But that kid looks and acts very green.”
    “Wasn’t that the first time you two had spoken?”
    “Yeah, but you can figure out a lot about a person with just a few minutes-worth of interaction. He acted really nervous. His mind was in other places. Throne, the kid even ran off like a mouse.”
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:39 No.3388832
    “Actually, you’re spot-on.” Raege spoke again. “I requested his personnel file from the Munitorum offices. He was a draftee from the twelfth Guard founding on Wrell. He’d just been shipped out of basic when they called his regiment in for the conquest.”
    “Then he’s probably not going to survive long, not on one of the Inquisitor’s jobs. Oh man, Rolm still says he gets nightmares after the last time he ‘volunteered’ for one of those little debacles.”
    Raege ended it there, digging into her food. She decided it was best not to dwell on it any longer. The Wrellan would die most likely, and there was nothing she could do.
    Then again, that was what she hated most about it.

    Morlan found it easy to forget he was aboard a ship, when he was in the bunks. In the hallways of the old transport ship, one could hear the engines rumble, loudly in some places. The walls of the Ave Maria’s troop quarters had been soundproofed, which was certainly more than could be said of the fleet carrier that had taken his regiment to Thraxil...
    The fleet carrier that had taken them to their certain demise.
    He tried not to dwell on it. The shock that he was the only one left bothered him, when he wasn’t thinking about that girl. It had only been a few days since he’d been picked up, he knew this sort of trauma would take a little time to work itself out.
    The girl… His mind drifted back to her.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:40 No.3388840
    I'm betting he goes all berserker
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:40 No.3388843
    His father had been a veteran from the Tenth Imperial Guard Founding. On the day before he was to be sent off for training, five months ago, he’d looked at his son, tears welling in his eyes, and said, “My boy, whatever you do in the Guard, don’t fall in love.” He had told Kailig the story of how he’d fallen for a girl in his platoon, before he’d met the boy’s mother. The couple’s feelings had been sincere, and once their rotation was done, they had planned to marry. She’d made him a scarf as a gift, an object he’d continued to carry as a memento. On Sal Savamor, she died in his hands, the victim of a plasma weapon. Kailig’s father had passed the scarf on to him, citing that it would bring him luck.
    I I I’m sorry to h h hear about your father’s loss loss.
    Kailig spun around, and was met by a set of teeth.
    He jumped back, startled, and landed on his buttocks.
    Having been hanging suspended upside-down, Jonquil Lancaster let go of the cable-casings she’d held onto in order to suspend herself, landing with ease on the deck floor.
    “It’s… You.” Kailig gasped. “You’re… Psychic?” He asked, getting back to his feet.
    Yes yes. Lancaster nodded. I I’m sorry ry if I I startled YOU THIS morning.
    “It’s fine.” The Wrellan breathed. “I’m, uh… I’m Kailig Morlan, formerly of the Wrellan 27th Infantry Regiment.”
    I know know.
    “You… Read that to?”
    Kailig gulped. She was reading his mind! This could get embarassing.
    I shouldn’t be prying in in, BUT I COULD’NT help overhearing your recollection earlier. I won’t do it again.
    “It’s fine, understandable.” At least, he thought it was understandable.
    Lancaster turned unexpectedly, and began to walk down the hallway to the left.
    “Ah! Wait!” Kailig called after her. “What was your name? You never told me.”
    Jonquil. Lancaster sent, plainly. People call me Cuddles.
    “Nice to meet you… Jonquil.” Kailig whispered, following after her.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:42 No.3388862
    Kailig continued to follow after Lancaster for a good while down through the halls. He would constantly stop when he thought she’d turn back to shoo him off, but then would quickly catch up again. She didn’t really seem to mind him, though.
    At one point, as the two passed down into a darker corridor of the ship’s passageways, the number of ceiling cables seemed to double. Lancaster spoke again.
    Y you’re quite the writer writer.
    “Huh?” The Wrellan, having been staring at the ceiling, looked back at the spidery woman. “Oh, thank you. I wanted to write, back on Wrell.” In fact, a large portion of his studies at scholam had been devoted to mastering literal High Gothic. He had been top of his class, and had received a recommendation to join the Scholae Scripticus, the most-esteemed writing institution on Wrell. Its students’ works held influence across the sector. Of course, that was now out of the question.
    As they progressed further, Jonquil didn’t speak at all. Kailig began to feel weak. He was overcome by a horrible dread, a profound feeling that threatened to bring him to his knees. It only worsened the further they went.
    It finally got to the point that Morlan was nearly sick to his stomach with misery. Lancaster stopped finally at a door, and looked back at Kailig. She waved, then she opened the door, and stepped through.
    Immediately, Kailig Morlan bolted down the way he had come.
    >> The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw 01/13/09(Tue)01:42 No.3388870
    What? Orks love being around Weirdboyz!
    Always good fer a laff when 'is 'ead explodes!
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:44 No.3388887
    Returning to the normally-lighted hallways, the Wrellan nearly collided with Commissar Raege, much to his horror. Morlan stepped back a bit, panting, then saluted his commander. He was sweating profusely, he realized, as a result of his experience. Not at all a state one wished to meet their Commissar in.
    “At ease.” Raege said with a gesture of her hand. She looked down the hallway Kailig had come up from. “I’m guessing Lancaster went down there?”
    “Who? Oh, you mean, er… Cuddles?” Kailig nervously looked from Raege to the hall. “Yeah, yeah, she went down there.”
    Raege breathed heavily, took her cap off, and ran a hand over her black hair. “Fik, Jonquil. I keep telling you to inform someone if you’re going to visit her…” She rubbed at her eyelids, then put her cap back on. “Alright. I suggest you don’t go down there anymore.”
    “What’s down there?”
    “Don’t ask. It’s not a very pleasant thing to know.”
    ”Oh. Right.”
    Raege stared at the Wrellan for a good half-minute. The poor kid was going to die, that was certain. That fact rested badly with her.
    Kailig coughed. Raege snapped back to focus.
    “Listen, your name is Kailig, yes? Kailig Morlan?”
    ”Yes ma’am. I mean, Sir.”
    “Good. Go back to your bunk and pack your things.”
    “May I ask why, Sir?”
    “You’re being sent on a mission.”
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:47 No.3388920
    At 1800 hours, the Cadian Rolm Freuden, the Kriegwoman Angela Neuehoff, and the Wrellan Kailig Morlan were all gathered at the Ave Maria’s craft bay 23.
    Taking up a portion of the space was a modified Aquila Lander, its hull painted jet black. Its carrier bay had been extended. The jet engines had been removed and replaced with a pair of star fighter thrusters. Twin-linked plasma cannons were mounted in place of the main gun, and in addition, a lascannon had been mounted on the exterior of the extended bubble canopy. A pair of heavy bolters was attached to the stabilizer wings. The craft wasn’t originally intended to do battle with much of anything, but whoever had made it into this beast was very concerned about firepower.
    On the sides of the main hull, on both wings, and on the tail fin, was the symbol of the Inquisition, made of gold.
    Kailig gulped.
    He looked to the others. Rolm, dressed in his standard uniform and body armor, was bald and melancholy in expression. Angela, blonde-haired and blue-eyed, was in her Death Korps uniform, the black body glove, black leather boots, black hand leather gauntlets, and black overcoat, which judging from how tightly it pressed against her breasts, was intended for men.
    Commissar Raege was also there, further back towards the rear of the hangar.
    The passenger bay door of the Aquila rose into the sealed body. Out stepped Inquisitor Tobias Levy, yawning and ungraceful in his step. He’d left his cloak in the passenger bay, allowing his facial features to be seen. The shoulders and collar of his coat seemed to be stained brown. He looked to the guardsmen that had been brought to him, and smiled.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:49 No.3388939
    Its not funny when the boyz' heads explode.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:50 No.3388942
    “Hello, my friends.” He said, looking as cheerful as ever. “Good to see you, Rolm. As it is you, Angela. And…” He turned his head to Kailig. “It’s a pleasure to meet you at last, Kailig Morlan. I am Tobias Levy, Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos. You, as well as all the others in Raege’s unit, are my servants.”
    Someone very powerful, Kailig’s thoughts echoed his journal entry. He had no idea that it would be an Inquisitor to have organized this entire thing.
    “I have need of you three, to help me dispose of the threat of a band of heretics -- a cult, if you will -- and it is for this reason you are all here.” Levy explained. “I’ll explain the rest on the way. Come along, into the lander, please.” The guardsmen did as told.
    Kailig was the last to get aboard, and as he did so, he looked back to Raege. Behind her, stood Jonquil Lancaster, ever-smiling. She began to wave to him, and he waved back, quickly, before the bay door shut, obstructing his view.
    The Aquila’s engines ignited. It began to hover off the floor of the hangar. The passenger bay rose into the hull of the craft, as did the landing legs. It turned itself around, slowly, then the thrusters came to life, and it slipped out through the containment field of the hangar, off to the Inquisitor’s personal cruiser.
    Raege turned to Lancaster, then. She had been aware of the psyker’s presence, for the girl gave off an eerie sensation, almost comparable to that of an untouchable. None had ever brought her love, in part because of her looks, and in part because of that feeling.
    “I must ask, Quill…” She looked up at those augmetic eyes. They weren’t focused on her, but rather, they looked out to the void beyond the containment field. “How did you think of him?”
    Lancaster did not respond. She simply turned around, and left the hangar.
    Raege sighed, adjusted her cap, and then followed after.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:52 No.3388955
    It was eight months later, as Raege prepared to deploy in assistance of a crusade force combating Orks in the Menire System, that the Inquisitor’s personal cruiser appeared again.
    He came back aboard, dropping off Angela and Rolm, both of whom bore minor injuries, but there was no sign of Kailig.
    “I’m sorry, Commissar,” Levy said, standing before Raege in her office. “But the Wrellan was killed in battle with the leader of the cult, Intar Nolieve.”
    “Was he of any use?” Raege asked.
    “Indeed.” Levy nodded. “He killed Nolieve, but he had been poisoned by some venomous weapon the heretic had wielded.”
    “… I see.”
    “He asked that we not bring back his body. He wanted to be burned over his home world.”
    “Then I’m guessing that’s been done already?”
    “Yes.” Levy nodded. “We had him cremated by reentry into Wrell’s atmosphere. We would have arrived sooner, but I decided it was befitting to grant his final request. His relatives were allowed to attend.”
    “Very well.” Raege turned her chair around.
    “There was… Something else he asked of us.”
    “Hm?” Raege turned back to the inquisitor.
    “He wanted these,” Levy pulled out a long, deep red piece of cloth, and an unmarked book. “To be given to Lancaster.”
    “What are they?” Raege asked, leaning over her desk to gather up the objects. She realized the cloth was meant to be a scarf, and at one end of the cloth, the letter “M” was stitched in gold silk into the fabric.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:54 No.3388977
    Levy shrugged. “Personal effects, I suppose. I’ll be leaving now, I trust you’ll get those to her.”
    “Yes, I will.” Raege nodded to the inquisitor as he left. She opened up the book, then: Each page was filled with unrecognizable poetry, short stories, and various other writings, each page hand-written.
    One stanza of poetry caught Raege’s eye in particular. It was towards the back of the book, one of the last things written in it:
    “Her eyes, red and expressionless,
    Her smile, wide and sharp,
    Her hair, long and white,
    She is a creature that instills me with fear,
    For even her aura fills us with dread,
    Yet I cannot forsake her.
    And so I take this quill, and it pricks my heart.
    And as it bleeds, I realize:
    I’ve found the love my father spoke of.”

    Jonquil Lancaster spent days in seclusion, reading that book, a collection of the late Kailig Morlan’s works, his magnum opus. All the while, she had draped the red scarf around her neck.
    She closed the book, hung the scarf up, then exited.
    Raege was waiting for her in the hall.
    “Ready to go, Jonquil?” The Commissar asked. Lancaster nodded.
    He e was was a friend. Jonquil said, suddenly. A very kind friend friend friend, in the little time that I knew him him, a answering your question from before before. I I would have liked to have known him better better.
    Raege adjusted her cap, then looked back to the corridor, and began to walk. Jonquil followed after.
    The two walked down the hall, heading for the transport crafts.
    Thus, life went on, unabated.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:56 No.3388987

    awesome though
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:57 No.3388996
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)01:59 No.3389009
    man, Morlan was a pussy.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:04 No.3389060
    little bitch tears ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:04 No.3389062
    writefag talks about breasts a lot.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:07 No.3389084
    ok officially

    -Ravenor was scoring some before he got Hawking'd
    -Scourge the Heretic had a psyker and an inquisitor (both psychic) who'd had a relationship in the past
    -That one in the cain book with the 'nids
    >> Kamina-sama !XipMFnm/Is 01/13/09(Tue)02:07 No.3389093
    Agreed 100%. Morlan is totally gay.
    >> Conscript Narl Haxtes 01/13/09(Tue)02:08 No.3389097
    Some psykers are actually pretty hot. A lot of them are screamers too.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:09 No.3389117
    Poetry? Scarves?!
    We're talking about military women here.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:25 No.3389243

    >>I I’m sorry ry if I I startled YOU THIS morning.

    wtf is with the way this psyker talks?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:29 No.3389279
    There's her talking and the psychic echo after that.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:30 No.3389288
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    Poetry? Scarves?!!
    I liek.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:33 No.3389299
    the idea of a monstrous warp spawn liking it is dumb, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)02:42 No.3389358
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    >> A story for the ages Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)03:02 No.3389494
    I just wrote 3/4's of a horrible story but need a name for the female psyker in it and am horrid at girl names.

    can I has an idea for a name.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)03:28 No.3389699
    Giskard Brightslap
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)03:29 No.3389712
    Giskard doesn't go well with the male names, got another, does the sup/tg/ dark heresy gen make names?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)03:34 No.3389751
    Giskard is a male name
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)03:35 No.3389752
    No, it doesn't
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)07:37 No.3390964
    bumping for awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)07:52 No.3391028

    I d'awwwwww

    Fitting for a 40K story, it's grimdark without the gayass cliche Hollywood happy ending, yet still have a sense of satisfaction unlike the cliche Hollywood horror ending
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)07:53 No.3391031

    That Culexus

    I knew it
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)07:58 No.3391054

    For a such a short short story, it fits 40K perfectly

    Archive? Or at least 1d4chan an entry?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)08:25 No.3391140
    astropath = needy, blind girl

    I`d hit it. Perils of the warp is just another turn on.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)08:46 No.3391235
    suddenly that pic with those two sharing a scarf makes more sense
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)08:51 No.3391260
    If a psyker was a biomancer they could do stuff like make their boobs bigger right? Hot.

    Hot psyker.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)08:51 No.3391261
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    I prefer my girls fucked up
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)08:57 No.3391283
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:00 No.3391294

    Personaly if I was female and could change my appearance during sex I'd make myself look like the guys grandmother just so I could see the look of horror on his face and hear his screams... but that's just me.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:01 No.3391296
    Dark Heresy does state that one of the biomancy discipline powers can be used to drastically alter appearance.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:05 No.3391311
    This is my next character.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:09 No.3391323
    BAW and bump.

    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:10 No.3391333
    Hey, she cleans up well!
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:10 No.3391336
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:29 No.3391422
    Wait then should the Yaeger psyker make her mouth normal?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)09:32 No.3391444
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:09 No.3391616
    Is that a psyker standing next to a culexus assassin?

    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:22 No.3391671
    naw, a vindie.or at least someone whit the bodysuit and apparel of a vindie.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:24 No.3391683
    No, that's definitely a culexus.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:27 No.3391706

    She's an eversor without the skull helmet.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:35 No.3391768
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    Looks like the same one as from this, which is definitely a Culexus.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:56 No.3391881
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:59 No.3391898

    Cuddles is a masochist I think

    She ENJOYS being around a Culexus, if that makes sene

    She finds her fascinating and interesting to be around
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)10:59 No.3391901
    She's masochistic, so she gets off on the immense pain it causes her.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:01 No.3391908

    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:02 No.3391915
    She looks kinda s&m to me, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:08 No.3391943
    I think this is a pretty good thread, and we've got a short writefag story as well

    We just need one more thing to justify this being archivable...
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:11 No.3391956
    Psyker porn. Somebody go find some.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:14 No.3391970

    Raege has the funniest fucking nose
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:15 No.3391974
    >fucking nose

    Well the nose does look like it has an erection, so it makes her face look quite funny
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:17 No.3391984
    Yeah, that artist makes her look like Jughead. Considering she was created from these modest boards, I for one would like to see Raege drawn by a GOOD artist.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:25 No.3392023

    least we got Boone tits

    And quite a handful

    I can't wait to see Chink's perverted render of Raege when he gets back
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:32 No.3392068
    I'm hoping he'll be too busy having a field day with ruby.

    I don't really think /tg/ needs an more of fagots mary sues than it already has.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:39 No.3392104



    A list of every Mary Sue /tg/ has spawned
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:42 No.3392126
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    Motherfucking Chikara Marine fucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:44 No.3392139

    Commissar fucking anyone.
    All the Angry Marines
    Eldrad (tg incarnation)
    Macha (ditto)
    Lil E

    And how about that?! They're almost all 40k!

    >> GTVA Colossus !moot/UIi/o 01/13/09(Tue)11:45 No.3392142
    Top of the list: That Mary Sue who beat up Khorne, turned him into twin/dual katanascythes or whatever then shoved him into a prettyboyified Nurgle's rectum while she fucked him. Yeah, that was an... interesting series of threads.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:45 No.3392143
    Do you know what a Mary Sue is?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:49 No.3392160
    Any D&D 4ed character, or any D&D character that uses a template, or is half anything but elf or orc.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:49 No.3392167

    We may be responsible for a lot of crap but to my knowledge we had no part in the Chikara Marines (barring taking the absolute piss out of them)


    Well she did get what was coming to her in the end. P.S Eldrad's a dick
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:49 No.3392169

    This list is massive fail

    Fuck like this poster said


    You missed this one in its entirety.

    Fucking Jesus Christ, the term Mary Sue is abused as shit, it's getting to the point that any non-canon character, even the most average and balanced one, is going to be called a Mary Sue

    For fuck's sake
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)11:54 No.3392202

    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:01 No.3392254
    It's fair to say all commissars are Mary Sues though, If you actually use your brain (that thing that separates your ears, chum)

    Lets examine the facts:

    K59: Deals with the WORST tortures the inquisition can offer and is still smiling, and cocksure. Ultimate badass.

    Gaunt: Slaps an inquisitor and she smiles. Kills a csm with his chainsword. Makes it with the prettiest girl ever. Always wins, is always pardoned for his radical actions

    Cain: Hero of the Imperium! gets it on with many women and kicks ass, always witty, well liked by all.

    Fuklaw: Unstoppable killing machine. Rides rocket engines, can kick a person in half. Has a sensitive, sympathetic side. Doesn't afraid of anything.

    Dan: Crazy and headstrong, always wins, everyone follows his orders, has a "pet" basilisk (jesus)

    Raege: Supposedly trained Fuklaw to be a badass. Pours coffee on an inquisitor and he laughs it off. Steals an ork choppa.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:07 No.3392279
    This thread needs a win injection.

    I'm open to suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:08 No.3392287
    Um, Goto, Abet and that crappy ciapa kain writer should never be taken any more serious than some random scribble on fanfiction.net.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:10 No.3392296

    My point is just that every commissar ever is and will always be a mary sue.
    >> fare 01/13/09(Tue)12:11 No.3392303
    where did that comic come from looks nice ^^
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:13 No.3392311
    Oh, fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:14 No.3392319
    Is nice

    Borat, Borat the movie (2007)
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:14 No.3392325
    In Scourge the Heretic, the Inquisitor and his Sanctioned Psyker are ex lovers. The sex is only implied, but it's implied in such a way that it's blidingly obvious that they got it on.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:17 No.3392340
    In inquisitor, Draco (the greatest psyker ever-EVER) gets it on with a callidus assassin (who is the hottest assassin ever that everyone thinks is hot)
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:19 No.3392356
    The Inquisitor, mind you, is a feeble old telepath who almost gets possessed by a warp-spirit.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:23 No.3392391
    This thread had such potential...but we just couldn't seal the deal...

    As it stands, it is not worth archiving.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:30 No.3392440

    Only because said warp spirit caught him off guard and was able to turn his happiest memories against him. (I.E. Memories of the times he spent with his psyker squeeze before the decided to call off the romance and keep their releationship professional.)

    Also, I might a psyker depending on how stable said psyker is. It just would not do to have her sprout tentacles and scything claws mid copulation.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:33 No.3392465

    I would any of the psykers in this thread.
    To me, cuddles physique would be perfect for girl on top stuff, those long limbs doing all the work.
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    There, all Mary Sue talk has been PULVERIZED by Doom Guy

    Now back to discussion of how a psyker can find love in the grimdark future

    Any talk about how the majority of people in the 40K realm don't have sex is unheard of. Granted some get killed BEFORE they have sex, but those who survive gotta get it on constantly, even the Mechanicus and Psykers (cept for Astartes, they love war more than sex)

    Even if they don't have sex, they must masturbate constantly to relieve stress
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:38 No.3392509

    Doom Guy saved the thread

    Now let's consider biomancy even more

    Surely to God those skilled in that are able to make their metabolisms so damn high that they burn off all the fat in the wrong areas, get rid of any defects in the face, etc etc.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:38 No.3392512
    ALRIGHT!! Doom Guy saves the day again!

    I hope Boone finds love, at least. I also hope CF becomes a better artist before she does <=(
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:40 No.3392535

    She has the hots for Raege, but Raege doesn't know anything about sexual stimulation or anything, let alone love
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:41 No.3392544
    Based on the DH rules of Biomancy, the shaping of flesh is temporary. So any corrected facial flaws would snap back.

    It does however allow the psyker the ability to grow wings. Which sounds like heresy, but also sounds like awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:43 No.3392562

    Good enough for a one-night stand
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:45 No.3392577

    Of course, the Emperor needs soldiers.

    As for the Mechanicus, I think they give their genetic material to the Magos Biologis who in turn create new forge born children in test tubes.

    Now back to the subject at hand. Psykers can find love, it's just very difficult. Most people view psykers with superstitious awe. Imperial Guardsmen often do not like having to work with a psyker. It can happen, but only with singular individuals, often heretics, Inquisitors or both who can see past the superstion and fear that grips most of the Imperium. Still, the life of a psyker is a miserable, lonely existance and most of them never find love.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:46 No.3392583

    We all know Mechanicus females use mechadentrites for specific purposes...
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:47 No.3392592

    ermmm Eisenhorn. But it's kinda difficult though. Eisenhorn falls in love with Bequin. The Problem is that She is an untouchable, and he's a Psyker(ok, a very weak one, but he is a psyker)
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:48 No.3392602
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:56 No.3392679
    Tricking a psyker into a one night stand could be tricky, and even if you did trick them. I wouldn't want a biomancer seeking revenge on me.

    Those bitched could seal your ass shut if they wanted.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)12:58 No.3392701
    Wait,so Raege is meant to be a virgin?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:02 No.3392726
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    Oh yea.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:02 No.3392732

    oh no no no no...

    You got it backwards my friend

    You ARE the biomancer, and disguising yourself as a new sexy face every night and getting it on with every woman...

    Sounds like a plan. And she'll NEVER find him
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:03 No.3392743

    It's not been directly stated, but it would make sense. She was raised as if she was a boy, and pretty much brainwashed from birth not to have any real desire for sex; any canoodling would pretty much blow the facade.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:04 No.3392754

    Looks like Boone needs to perform SUM RAPE
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:13 No.3392848
    and you could customize your business to fit any vagina.

    How I see what you're getting at. It's good to be the psyker.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:15 No.3392856

    AAH! So that "dude" from that other thread was actually Raege when she was young.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:15 No.3392859
    Psykers aren't surrounded by an aura - it's almost impossible to tell a human from a psyker unless they're marked to look like that?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:16 No.3392865

    Shape flesh is meant to be more overt and disgusting than that. It's not meant to be as good as polymorphine.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:23 No.3392918
    Its usually obvious. Although Lilith shows no signs of sanctioning (Abnett- go figure)
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)13:27 No.3392945
    I sent Fagot a request of Raege being lifted into the air psychically by Boon as her panties were pulled of by an invisible force but he refused
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    >> Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o 01/13/09(Tue)13:59 No.3393145
    A psyker? Why not? I have no idea what horrible aura you're talking about.

    What, the screams of the damned? I hear those all the time.
    >> Sommunist !CvgOA2wCo2 01/13/09(Tue)14:05 No.3393174
    In a Dark Heresy game I'm running, there's a female psyker who constantly laments that she can't hold down a relationship (she's going on 70, and is still a virgin.)

    Said psyker kinda has a thing for my character (in a separate campaign in the same timeline, no DMPC faggotry here.) Unfortunately, MY psyker is chem-geld, so nothing's happening.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)14:22 No.3393286

    that's horrible and lulz worthy at the same time
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)14:26 No.3393305
    It's usually obvious if they're sanctioned, yes.

    I've spoken about Inquisitors and Librarians with no signs of sanctioning before and there are two explanations available for them:
    1: Their willpower is so strong that they resisted any effect that sanctioning might have on them.
    2: They're special flowers that the writers and artists don't want to look ugly.

    There are no canon Inquisitors who show any sign of sanctioning. Heck, the only psykers who show signs of sanctioning are the actual Sanctioned Psyker characters - the standard psykers who aren't anything special.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:19 No.3393581
    We all know a psyker can find the g-spot of a woman with ease
    >> GTVA Colossus !moot/UIi/o 01/13/09(Tue)15:35 No.3393702
    Yes. By growing one on her stomach.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:37 No.3393720

    What? Press out the entire area of her vagina with telekinesis?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:44 No.3393766
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    PSykers: the good.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:45 No.3393773
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    Psykers: the bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:51 No.3393821
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    I didn't bother to read the entire thread, I'm sorry, but it seems no-one has mentioned it anyways.
    There was a short story about a navigator and an astropath falling in love, or at least gettin' flirty.

    Of course, it ended up with the astropath going mad and crawling on the outside of their ship, but hey, wouldn't be grimdark without a bad ending.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:54 No.3393842
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    Psykers: the ugly.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)15:58 No.3393891

    this is making me lawl hard, I don't know why
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)16:11 No.3393996
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)16:13 No.3394019
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)16:15 No.3394037

    Deathwing Omnibus


    Buy it, good source of old 40k lore. Can't remember the name of the story, but it fits your request to a T.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)16:20 No.3394069
    A Soritas did get it on with a Navigator in Daemonifuge, but there was a good chunk of Slaanesh involved...
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)18:06 No.3395165
    Is this thread going to be archived?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)18:16 No.3395289
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)18:26 No.3395417
    See >>3395289
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)18:33 No.3395496

    it should be, this thread got pretty damn awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)19:19 No.3396024
    I just could have used more Boone, but ther's no new art of her.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)20:42 No.3396822
    She gives me a booner, if you know what i mean.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)20:53 No.3396919
    What's the deal wih Chink drawing her and it NOT being porn? Is she too old for him?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)21:05 No.3397023
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)22:05 No.3397432
    Well, I was gonna ad the writeaggotry to 1d4 at the least.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)22:17 No.3397506
    Shit, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:28 No.3397962
    seriously, why is this not archived?
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:37 No.3398018
    You can archive it.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:45 No.3398062
    nah, too lazy
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:50 No.3398102


    There, I did it for you. Lazy prick.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:50 No.3398107
    its done.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:50 No.3398108
    Ha, just as i finish someone archives.

    i love you irony you cruel whore
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)23:59 No.3398189
    The thread is good, but this guy has a point.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/09(Wed)00:01 No.3398198
    How about the power to kill a Yak?
    >> Anonymous 01/14/09(Wed)00:04 No.3398225
    from 200 yards away? with mind bullets? because that's teleconises kyle
    >> Anonymous 01/14/09(Wed)00:18 No.3398331
    I wanna be facesat by Cuddles. Dunno why exactly, but I think it would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/09(Wed)01:14 No.3398732
    There's something about her for sure. Bet she fucks like a weasel
    >> Anonymous 01/14/09(Wed)01:20 No.3398775


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