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    222 KB TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)04:54 No.3354728  
    Gordon Freeman?
    In my Ruby Quest?
    It's more likely than you think.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)04:59 No.3354754
    RIP OUT TOM'S VOICEBOX
    BECOME THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)05:01 No.3354762
    Attack blocked by massive BALLS OF STEEL necessary to walk about with your eye missing.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:03 No.3354766
    ZOMBIE GOASTS
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:04 No.3354768
    >>3354762
    Tom is Nick Fury.
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)05:05 No.3354773
    >>3354766
    AND THEN TOM FELT SAD BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE SO HE BLEW THE HOUSE UP
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:06 No.3354780
    no wepons
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:08 No.3354792
    TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE AND HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:10 No.3354798
    YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:14 No.3354826
    TOM GOT HIS COMPUTER SHUT DOWN
    AND WENT UP THE PLATFORM IN NORMAL PEOPLES CLOTHES
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:15 No.3354830
    >>3354826
    >AND WET ON THE PLATFORM TO GO UP TO THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING WHERE HE LEFT HIS MOTORBIKE AND NORMAL PEOPLE CLOSE
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)05:50 No.3354965
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    You are John who is Tom's brother
    You are one day in an office

    please suggest an axtion
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:52 No.3354977
    >>3354965
    "Oh, another Weaver fa-"
    >Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX


    Uhm.... examine room?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:52 No.3354981
    >>3354965
    EXAMINE EVERYTHING!
    >> cynopt 01/09/09(Fri)05:54 No.3354990
    >>3354965
    call tom
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:54 No.3354991
    >>3354965
    I must save Tom who is my brother, I get on my motocyrcle and drive very fast like the speed of light.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:54 No.3354992
    >>3354965

    CHECK FOR EMAIL FROM TOM
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)05:54 No.3354994
    >>3354965

    READ NOTE.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)05:56 No.3355005
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    >>3354977
    >>3354981
    There is a motivationel poster on the wall
    There is an interncom
    There is a water cooler
    There is a cemera
    There is a button
    There is a computer
    There is a door with an axess card reader
    There is a vent
    There is a window
    There is a metal shelf thing for papers
    >> The Laziest Troll 01/09/09(Fri)05:56 No.3355006
    >>3354965
    HUG SELF.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:56 No.3355007
    >>3354965
    Wonder to yourself if this is really what life was meant to be like, and if you'll ever be more than what you are now.
    >> cynopt 01/09/09(Fri)05:56 No.3355008
    >>3355005
    Inventory?
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)05:56 No.3355010
    >>3355005

    READ NOTE.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:57 No.3355014
    >>3355005
    Examine water cooler, be ready for a fight
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:57 No.3355015
    Wait is this an MS Paint Adventures Ripoff?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:57 No.3355016
    >>3355005
    do we know the purpose of the button?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:57 No.3355017
    >>3355005

    Throw computer at water cooler
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:58 No.3355023
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    Water cooler: Knife Tom.
    >> CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 01/09/09(Fri)05:59 No.3355031
    I look oddly at the piece of mail I received.
    From the offices of Glen Metals.
    Opening it, I read the contents.

    Dear Mr.John,
    We wish to purchase your water cooler. We think it would look wonderful in our break room. The sum of 20 million dollars will be yours upon shipment of said water cooler to the return address on the envelope.

    -Sincerely Glen Metals.
    P.S.
    acceptingthisofferalsoreleasesallrightstoyourbrothertomandhenceforthleaveshimas
    ourpropertytodowithasweseefitonceagainthanksforthecooler.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)05:59 No.3355035
    Check your email in the computer Jo. Then drink some refreshing water. Get back to work.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:02 No.3355050
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    >>3355008
    >Inventory?
    Tom is carrying
    CANDYBAR
    WEPON
    ID
    >> The Laziest Troll 01/09/09(Fri)06:03 No.3355054
    >>3355050
    Go on break. Eat candy bar.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:03 No.3355056
    Press button.

    Say Hi to Mr. Water Cooler.
    >> cynopt 01/09/09(Fri)06:03 No.3355058
    >>3355050
    Eat CANDYBAR.

    Weaver, are you spelling things wrong because you are using mind altering substances, or are you spelling things wrong just to be silly?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:04 No.3355060
    >>3355050
    10 o' clock news office rampage.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:04 No.3355069
    >>3355050
    Wait

    Wait a god damn minute.

    Are we Tom now?
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:05 No.3355074
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    >>3355010
    >READ NOTE.
    JOHN READS THE NOTE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:06 No.3355083
    >>3355074

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:06 No.3355085
    >>3355050
    waitasec....is that an MP5? why are we carrying an MP5 to the office?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:06 No.3355088
    >>3355050
    waitasec....is that an MP5? why are we carrying an MP5 to the office?

    Inventory of John's physical abilities and knowledge
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:07 No.3355090
    >>3355074
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffff

    Take WEPON and go out of door, use ID if necessary.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:07 No.3355091
    >>3355074

    WRITE NOTE.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:07 No.3355092
    >>3355074

    sigh and continue working, hoping that some more years of diligence will earn you a raise someday.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:07 No.3355095
    Press button. Prepare for auto-destruction countdown.
    >> The Laziest Troll 01/09/09(Fri)06:07 No.3355096
    Tom: Find out where note is from, call them a faggot back.

    Weaver: Start new Ruby quest thread, have Ace receive letter calling him a faggot 2 threads later.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:07 No.3355099
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    >>3355017
    >Throw computer at water cooler
    NO PROBLEM
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:08 No.3355100
    >>3355074
    You've had enough of this crap. Time to go on a work-related shooting rampage.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:09 No.3355110
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    BOOM
    TOM IS VICTORIOUS
    I MEAN JOHN
    WATER COOLER DESROYED
    +10 horse points
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:10 No.3355113
    >>3355099
    Manly physique?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:10 No.3355114
    >>3355100
    we need a disguise first, are there any hockey masks handy?
    >> cynopt 01/09/09(Fri)06:10 No.3355117
    >>3355110
    POW

    Flex muscles.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:10 No.3355118
    >>3355110
    YEAH NOW LAP THAT WATER COOLER WATER UP

    DESTROY IT AND DRINK ITS PRECIOUS LIFE BLOOD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:11 No.3355121
    >>3355110
    Check water cooler corpse to see if it has dropped any items.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:11 No.3355124
    >>3355099

    Go to the cafeteria, maybe you'll meet that hot bunny chick from yesterday. Her name was Rose or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:11 No.3355125
    >mention of MS Paint Adventures

    Ride watercooler like a mechanical bull and build a fort from your desk.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:11 No.3355126
    FUCK YEAH. Now get out of there, use card on card reader.

    LOCK AND LOAD.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:12 No.3355134
    >>3355110
    KILL CAMERA WITH CHAIR
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:13 No.3355138
    There is a camera nearby observing you. Flip it off.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:13 No.3355144
    Shoot the goddamn vent
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:14 No.3355148
    FUCK. NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CHECK OUR E-MAIL AND SEE THAT OUR BROTHER NEEDS OUR HELP BECAUSE HE'S BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS AND MONSTERS. YOU FOOLS.

    The only logical recourse is to go on a homicidal rampage. Destroy the security camera, they know we're here. After that, they'll send security to handle the problem, maybe even call the police. We'll need an exit plan, or a brilliantly planned strategy.

    What say you, /tg/?
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:15 No.3355153
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    >>3355121
    >Check water cooler corpse to see if it has dropped any items.
    The water cooler dropped THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE, as well as 6 gold and 12 silver pieces
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:15 No.3355154
    GO TO ROOF. GET IN AWESOME MOTORCYCLE. SAVE BROTHER. GO
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:15 No.3355155
    >>3355148
    into the vents!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:16 No.3355156
    FUCK this is taking too long.
    TWO things:
    *FUCK a broad
    *DESTROY everything
    Get it done, John.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:16 No.3355158
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    >>3355124
    >Go to the cafeteria
    The door to the cafiteria is BLOCKED, you do not have the proper AXIS CARD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:17 No.3355168
    >>3355158
    Open door with WEPON.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:19 No.3355172
    >>3355158

    READ DOOR.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:20 No.3355177
    >>3355158
    ROUNDHOUSE KICK the DOOR
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:20 No.3355179
    PUSH BUTTON. MANLY PHYSIQUE WAY.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:20 No.3355180
    >>3355158
    use ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE to telkinetically rip door off hinges.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:21 No.3355183
    >>3355158
    Use THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE on door. Keep coins save from any dastardly foxes you may come across.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:21 No.3355185
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    >>3355168
    >Open door with WEPON.
    Unforunitly John could not open door because he did not have WEPON
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:21 No.3355186
    >>3355050
    >Tom is carrying
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:22 No.3355188
    >>3355185
    use the ID to open the door.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:23 No.3355195
    Use the intercom.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:23 No.3355199
    do a sexy dance for the sekurity kamra so they will let u out
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:23 No.3355200
    PUSH BUTTAN!
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:24 No.3355209
    >>3355185

    READ DOOR.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:24 No.3355210
    >>3355185
    practice with ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE, attempt to levitate chair
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:25 No.3355214
    Use THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE to tap into powers beyond your imagination, and summon a giant Ruby to destroy the building you're in.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:25 No.3355215
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    >>3355200
    >PUSH BUTTAN!
    BUTTAN PUSHED
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:26 No.3355222
    Use THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE to tap into powers beyond your imagination, and summon a giant Ruby to hug.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:26 No.3355226
    Use THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE to tap into powers beyond your imagination, and summon a giant Ruby to summon a giant Ruby.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:27 No.3355230
    >>3355222
    Go back to /d/ with your giant girl fetishes!

    ...wait, hold on a sec, I'll come with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:27 No.3355231
    >>3355215
    <cut scene>
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:28 No.3355238
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    The AIR CONDITIANING turns off
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:28 No.3355241
    >>3355238

    READ AIRCONDITIONING
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:28 No.3355242
    >>3355238
    Look at MOTIVATIONAL POSTER.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:29 No.3355247
    SMASH WINDOW with KEYBOARD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:29 No.3355248
    POASTING IN AN EPIC FREAD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:29 No.3355252
    Shout at the Intercom.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:30 No.3355254
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    >>3355241
    >READ AIRCONDITIONING
    THIS IS BORING
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:30 No.3355260
    READ POSTER!
    >> The Laziest Troll 01/09/09(Fri)06:31 No.3355261
    Is this going to unlock something for Ruby quest, or are you just very bored Weaver?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:31 No.3355262
    >>3355238
    They're trying to kill you! Use Plothole Device to summon Crowbar to tear down the door.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:31 No.3355263
    >>3355254

    BORE AIRCONDITIONG.

    IT AUGURS WELL.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:31 No.3355265
    READ MOTIVATIONAL POSTER.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:31 No.3355268
    Consult the gameguide to find out what to do next.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:31 No.3355269
    >>3355254

    Throw CHAIR at WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:32 No.3355272
    LOOK AT METAL SHELF THING FOR PAPERS
    >> gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/09/09(Fri)06:32 No.3355274
    >>3355261
    I think its just stress relief. Dorf Quest was spawned as a break from my more serious project; I think JohnQuest here may have the same roots.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:32 No.3355276
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    >>3355254
    Start drawing the intercom upside down so it looks like it's sleepy.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:32 No.3355278
    >>3355254
    CRAWL UP THE WALL LIKE THE NINJA YOU ARE AND CRAWL THROUGH THE NOW OFF VENT
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:32 No.3355279
    >>3355254
    Walden?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:33 No.3355287
    >>3355261
    sigh. its a reference because of the half life reference.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
    there. now you ruined the joke. happy?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:33 No.3355289
    THROW your CHIAR out the WINDOH
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:35 No.3355298
    LOOK for MOTORCYCEL outside the WINDOW.

    then SMASH the WINDOW, with CHAIR, KEYBOARD, ORB, and MANLY PHYSIQUE.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:35 No.3355299
    Dance. Then eat candybar
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:35 No.3355301
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    >>3355269
    >Throw CHAIR at WINDOW
    RAAAAAHHHH
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:36 No.3355305
    >>3355301
    My god...
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:37 No.3355307
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    The window absorbs the chair.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355312
    >>3355307

    OH SHI-
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355313
    >>3355307

    THROW WINDOW AT ARICONDITIONING.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355314
    Throw WATER COOLER CORPSE at window
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355315
    Weaver, you honor my bullshit thread that I started with RQ fanart with your stuff.

    Keep going strong on Ruby Quest.<3
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355318
    Stick your keyboard into the window halfway, so one end hangs out. See if it'll stick there or fall down.
    >> cynopt 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355320
    >>3355307
    Throw SELF at WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:38 No.3355321
    >>3355307
    Jump into the window!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:39 No.3355324
    >>3355307
    Read WINDOW, if it is misspelled, Throw THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE at it.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:39 No.3355325
    >>3355307

    GO INTO WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:39 No.3355327
    yell OBSCENETIES into INTERCOM
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:39 No.3355328
    THROW JOHN AT WINDOW!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:39 No.3355329
    >>3355307

    Go through the window/portal
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:39 No.3355330
    BREAK CMAEARA.
    SHOVE KEYBOARD into AIRCONDITIONEER
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:40 No.3355332
    >>3355328

    THROW WINDOW AT AIR CONDITIONER
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:41 No.3355334
    use ID CARD on CARD READER PANEL THINGY?
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:41 No.3355337
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    >>3355320
    >Throw SELF at WINDOW
    John is suddenly TOO BIG to fit in WINDOH
    John looks threw widnow
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355339
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    John sees SOMEON threw WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355341
    >>3355337

    Break camera

    Break door, it is no match for you now!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355343
    >>3355337
    [cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355344
    >>3355337
    haf sex with windo!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355347
    >>3355337
    Smash wall with your MASSIVE PHYSIQUE.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355348
    >>3355337
    Hulk, I mean John SMASH!
    >> parabolic:theEND !!HfL9M9xslOG 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355350
    >>3355339
    EAT ONESELF.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355351
    Oh, shi' its got 3 eyes, quick John, hide!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355352
    >>3355339
    OH SHI-
    RUN AWAY before you cause a PIME TARADOX.
    >> gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/09/09(Fri)06:42 No.3355353
    >>3355339
    ALL MY THEORIES.

    DOWN THE DRAIN.

    ALL OF THEM.
    >> Badger 01/09/09(Fri)06:43 No.3355354
    >>3355339

    You magnificent bastard
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:43 No.3355355
    >>3355337
    Now that we're huge, bust through the wall like Kool Aid man.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:43 No.3355356
    >>3355339
    flirt through glass.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:43 No.3355357
    >>3355339

    Almost pissed my pants, laughing. Fucking gold, Weaver.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:43 No.3355359
    >>3355339

    Save RUBY
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:43 No.3355361
    >>3355339

    USE THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE TO GAIN AWESOME PLANT POWORS BECUASE JOHN LIKES PLANTS AND JUSTICE LEAGUE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:44 No.3355364
    Attempt to get this person's attention by hitting the window with your head as hard as you can.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:44 No.3355365
    >>3355339

    EAT WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:44 No.3355366
    LOOK BEHIND YOU! THE DUMMY!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:44 No.3355368
    >>3355339
    Look behind you.

    LOOK BEHIND YOU
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)06:44 No.3355369
    Learn to control your size-changing abilities!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:44 No.3355370
    Jesus christ, find the buttons! John, look for 5 buttons, okay? Press the top and bottom ones. Or more specifically, you're looking for a skull. Press that mother fucker!

    I must know!
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:45 No.3355375
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    >>3355361
    >USE THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE TO GAIN AWESOME PLANT POWORS BECUASE JOHN LIKES PLANTS AND JUSTICE LEAGUE
    JOHN USES THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE
    The RABBIT GIRL'S forehead momentarily glows with power. SUCCESS?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:46 No.3355376
    Wait, the chair isn't in there with her. Where did it go?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:47 No.3355378
    Shout OBSCENITIES into INTERCOM
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:47 No.3355379
    >>3355375
    Clone the bunny girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:47 No.3355380
    >>3355375
    Cut of yor HAND and put in the two way BOX THING.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:47 No.3355382
    this thread has changed my views of the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:47 No.3355384
    >>3355375
    ORB sucks, trying reading it.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:48 No.3355385
    >>3355375

    EAT SHOE.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:48 No.3355390
    Harness your new size-changing abilities and make Ruby not flat as a board anymore!
    >> parabolic:theEND !!HfL9M9xslOG 01/09/09(Fri)06:48 No.3355391
    >>3355385
    IN SOVIET ISOLATION CHAMBER, SHOE EATS YOU.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:49 No.3355393
    Look at the motivationel poster!
    >> The Laziest Troll 01/09/09(Fri)06:49 No.3355398
    >>3355287
    Yes. Because I learned something. And the troll in my ruined something.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:49 No.3355399
    >>3355391

    HENCE EAT IT FIRST. PREEMPTIVE CONSUMPTION.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:49 No.3355400
    BUST THAT DOOR OPEN.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:50 No.3355401
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    >>3355378
    >Shout OBSCENITIES into INTERCOM
    JOHN BECOMES RUDE
    +13 OBSCENITY POINTS
    -4 HAPPY FRIENDSHIP POINTS
    +6 MANLY POINTS
    JOHN LEARNED "LITANY OF CURSES"
    >> parabolic:theEND !!HfL9M9xslOG 01/09/09(Fri)06:50 No.3355402
    >>3355399
    YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:50 No.3355406
    >>3355390
    >>3355390
    >>3355390
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:50 No.3355407
    >>3355401
    SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD!
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:51 No.3355409
    >>3355401

    EAT INTERCOM BEFORE THEY CAN SWEAR BACK. IT'S LIKE DOORBELL PRANKING BUT TASTIER AND BETTER FOR YOUR PLASTIC GLANDS.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:51 No.3355410
    >>3355287
    I never thought I'd find something funnier than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88OvNyjgZdY&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:51 No.3355411
    >>3355401
    Use LITANY OF CURSES on THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:51 No.3355412
    CAST LITANY OF CURSES THROUGH WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:52 No.3355415
    Why haven't you noticed that the CEMERA is pointing a gun at you?!

    Get out of there John!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:52 No.3355416
    Use the orb to give her BOOB POWAHS
    >> parabolic:theEND !!HfL9M9xslOG 01/09/09(Fri)06:53 No.3355423
    >>3355416
    >>3355406
    >>3355390
    no, no, no. Delicious flat chest is delicious.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:53 No.3355424
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    >>3355407
    >SHOE ON HEAD!
    >>3355409
    >EAT INTERCOM
    >>3355393
    >Look at the motivationel poster!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:54 No.3355427
    DESTROY CEMARA with FACE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:54 No.3355428
    GET VERY BORED FOR EXACTLY 13 MINUTE AND 22 SECONDS
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:54 No.3355430
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    >>3355423
    YOU LIIIEEEE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:54 No.3355431
    >>3355424
    Show us the motivational poster too you douche!
    >> CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 01/09/09(Fri)06:55 No.3355436
    Notice 4th wall and hundreds of people watching you.
    Use litany of curses on those bastards.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:55 No.3355441
    >>3355424

    CHOKE ON SHOE.

    MAKE THEM THINK YOU'RE DEAD THE ONLY FOOLPROOF WAY: ACTUALLY BEING DEAD.

    THEN YOU CAN SURPRISE THEM.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:56 No.3355443
    The camera is a cock in disguise.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:57 No.3355450
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    >>3355431
    >Show us the motivational poster too you douche!
    too late
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)06:57 No.3355453
    >>3355450

    MOTIVATE POSTER.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:57 No.3355454
    this has got to be one of the most retarded things i have ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:58 No.3355455
    >>3355450
    YOU CUNT! I'm nominating you for THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE AWARD!
    >> gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/09/09(Fri)06:58 No.3355457
    >>3355450
    Now go out the window and eat that rabbit you saw.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:58 No.3355461
    Action: get fired.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:58 No.3355463
    >>3355450
    STOP EATING THINGS!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:59 No.3355464
    Eat the desk, the keyboard, the button...
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:59 No.3355466
    DESTROY an ANYTHING
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:59 No.3355467
    >>3355450

    WAIT! HE SHOULD GAIN MOTIVATION POINTS FROM EATING THE MOTIVATION POSTER!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:59 No.3355468
    Rip CAMERA off of wall.
    Look through it to see what it has seen.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)06:59 No.3355470
    Use GIANT SIZE to conquer and rule over the lifeless objects in the office.

    Send your new army through the mirror to conquer that land too.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)06:59 No.3355471
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    John's coorker OPAL comes in
    >> parabolic:theEND !!HfL9M9xslOG 01/09/09(Fri)07:00 No.3355473
    >>3355468
    >Rip GAMERA off of wall.
    >Look through it to see what it has seen.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:00 No.3355475
    Ask OPAL out to Lunch
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:00 No.3355476
    >>3355471
    Eat rabbit.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:00 No.3355477
    >>3355471
    Show hre your COK!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:00 No.3355478
    >>3355471
    GREET OPAL CHEERFULLY
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:01 No.3355479
    >>3355471
    Use SWEET LOVIN' on OPAL
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:01 No.3355480
    COMBINE ALL OBJECTS IN INVENTORY INTO A WMD.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)07:01 No.3355481
    >>3355471

    SHE LOOKS DISCOMFITED.

    MAKE HER FEEL AT HOME BY LICKING HER EARS.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:01 No.3355482
    >>3355471
    Sex.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:01 No.3355483
    HUG OPAL.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:01 No.3355484
    >>3355450
    PUNCH DOAR
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:02 No.3355486
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    >>3355475
    >Ask OPAL out to Lunch
    >>3355476
    >Eat rabbit.
    John multitasks
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:03 No.3355488
    COMMENT AKWARDLY ON HOW GOOD OPAL SMELLS.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:03 No.3355490
    >>3355486
    NOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:03 No.3355491
    >>3355486

    The CEMERA saw it all. Destroy it too before it tells the world of your horrible deed.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:03 No.3355492
    DANCE, YOU GIANT BASTARD, DANCE!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:03 No.3355493
    >>3355486
    ok, i'm out. When's the next Ruby quest anyway?
    >> Suika !IbukiozMj2 01/09/09(Fri)07:04 No.3355494
    Ruby sucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:04 No.3355496
    Do some After-Lunch Masturbation
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:04 No.3355498
    >>3355486
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:04 No.3355499
    Summon DORF thought the window!
    Have a battle of the side-quest characters.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:04 No.3355500
    >>3355494
    I hope so....
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:05 No.3355501
    >>3355486

    APOLOGIZE FOR RUDENESS
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:05 No.3355502
    >>3355494
    Ruby was here,
    Suika is midget.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:05 No.3355503
    >>3355486
    Dammit! Our once chance to get some MS Paint tail.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:06 No.3355505
    >>3355501
    APOLOGIZE FOR HALITOSIS.
    COMMENT ON SHOES.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:06 No.3355506
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    >>3355491
    >The CEMERA saw it all. Destroy it too before it tells the world of your horrible deed.
    John PUNCHS GAMERA
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:07 No.3355507
    MUG FOR THE CEMERA
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)07:07 No.3355508
    >>3355486

    DISGORGE RABBIT INTO WODNOW.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:07 No.3355510
    >>3355486

    OPEN ROOF FOR FRSH AIR
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:08 No.3355512
    >>3355506

    Kiss GAMERA
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:08 No.3355514
    This office isn't big enough for the two of us.

    Eliminate Gamera.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:08 No.3355515
    >>3355506
    Throw GAMERA out WINDOW.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:09 No.3355517
    >>3355506

    APOLOGIZE TO GAMERA FOR BEING RUDE AND CAREFULLY EXPLAIN THAT HE PUNCHED HIM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE SAW A BEE OR A SPIDER OR A BEE-SPIDER ON HIS PERSON
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)07:09 No.3355519
    >>3355506

    INVITE GAMERA TO A ROMANTIC DINNER DATE.
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:09 No.3355520
    Is it just me, or is John getting bigger still?

    Use MANLY PHYSIQUE to summon a giant crowbar to strike the monster down.
    USE THE THE POWER OF FREEMAN
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:09 No.3355522
    FINISH HIM
    >> Maus 01/09/09(Fri)07:10 No.3355524
    >>3355506

    STEAL GAMERA'S TOTHBRUSH
    >> CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 01/09/09(Fri)07:10 No.3355525
    your going to do it anyway
    just fucking eat gamera
    DOOOO IT!!!!
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:11 No.3355526
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    >>3355508
    >DISGORGE RABBIT INTO WODNOW.
    Tom PROJEKTEIL VOMMITS the rabbit at the window.
    His funny DIJESTIVE JIUCES messed her up a little though.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:11 No.3355527
    USE THE THE POWER OF FREEMAN
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:12 No.3355531
    GO THE BATHROM
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:12 No.3355533
    >>3355526
    Yup, he's definately getting bigger.

    Use GIGANTIC MANLY PHYSIQUE to go on a rampage.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:13 No.3355534
    >>3355526
    Oh, this just makes no sense
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:14 No.3355537
    >>3355526
    Watch PLANT ZOMBIE FIGHT
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:15 No.3355538
    SAVE THIS FUKKEN THREAD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:16 No.3355545
    JON NEEDS TO TURN OFF THE AUTO-SAGE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:16 No.3355546
    >>3355538
    Already archived.
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:16 No.3355548
    Thread's not bumping anymore, we need a new one.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:17 No.3355552
    JON MUST SING HIS THEME SONG NOW
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:18 No.3355554
    >>3355545
    use LITANY OF CURSES at AUTOSAGE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:19 No.3355559
    >>3355526

    Holy shit it all makes sense!
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:19 No.3355560
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    >>3355531
    >GO THE BATHROM
    John uses his AXIS CARD to go to the bathrom
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:21 No.3355568
    >>3355560
    John's getting too big to go through the door.
    He needs to bust through the entire wall KOOL-AID STYLE.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:21 No.3355570
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    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:22 No.3355571
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    Unfortuinly, JOHN is too short to reach the DOORNBO
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:22 No.3355574
    >>3355568
    DESTROY WALL with MANLY PHYSIQUE enhanced PELVIC THRUST
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:22 No.3355575
    USE KEYBOARD ON CAMERA

    CONTROL REALITY
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)07:22 No.3355576
    >>3355568

    READ KOOL-AID.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355577
    >>3355571

    oh lordy
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355578
    use WATERCOOLER REMAINS and KEYBOARD to create JUNKOTRON MISSILE LAUNCHER
    >> The Laziest Troll 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355581
    Grow wings.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355582
    >>3355571

    SQUEEZE under DOOR
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355586
    >>3355571
    Climb desk.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355588
    I have to go to work, but Thanks Weaver, this made me smile after having a really shitty night last night.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:23 No.3355589
    >>3355571
    Hump desk.
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:24 No.3355594
    >>3355571
    Use inventory to build MINI-NUKE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:25 No.3355598
    PLAY ROCK PAPER SICCORS AGAINST SELF
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:25 No.3355599
    >>3355571
    Watch out! There's office vermin on the foot!
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:26 No.3355604
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    >>3355586
    >Climb desk.
    John fails his climbing roll
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:26 No.3355605
    >>3355600
    join INEXPLICABLE DOUBLE in WACKY HIJINKS
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:27 No.3355607
    >>3355604
    Use ant agility to save yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:28 No.3355609
    >>3355604
    COMMENT on WEAVER'S IMPRESSIVE SPEED.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:28 No.3355610
    >>3355604

    Check behind DESK
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:28 No.3355611
    >>3355604

    CLIMB DESK AGAIN, BUT BETTER
    >> TBHM 01/09/09(Fri)07:28 No.3355613
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    I have to get some sleep before work.

    Thanks again, Weaver, you really made my night. :p
    Looking forward to the next installment of Ruby Quest with rabid anticipation, and I'll actually participate this time.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:29 No.3355615
    >>3355604
    Ride water cooler corpse like a mechanical bull!
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)07:30 No.3355620
    >>3355604

    ACCELERATE SELF TO .9c AND USE RELATIVISTIC CONVERSION TO CAUSE OFFICE BUILDING TO BE DESTROYED.
    >> CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 01/09/09(Fri)07:30 No.3355621
    stop being tiny!!
    thats why opal would never go out with you.
    sometimes you act all giant!
    but you'll never be as manly as tom.
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:30 No.3355623
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    Tom's DENSEITY is so grate he plummits through the FLOOR
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:31 No.3355624
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    I mean JOHN
    JOHN continues crashing through the FLORE, ripping his way down
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:32 No.3355629
    use PARACHUTE
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:32 No.3355633
    Fall in a more manly way.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:33 No.3355635
    >>3355624
    DISCO into OBLIVION
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:33 No.3355638
    Everything ITT is canon
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:34 No.3355642
    Use ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE to cause depression in the wall, making it commit suicide.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:35 No.3355643
    Use LITANY OF CURSES
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:35 No.3355645
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    >>3355633
    >Fall in a more manly way.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:36 No.3355648
    >>3355645
    Fall sideways
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:36 No.3355650
    >>3355645

    MMMMMMMMM
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:36 No.3355653
    >>3355624
    This does not explain why the hook is fused to the ground or how the other side of the hole is upside down (right-side up) or why it continues to expand.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:36 No.3355654
    Stay to the middle where gravity shifts direction.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:37 No.3355655
    >>3355624
    RAILROWARHGARBL
    >> CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 01/09/09(Fri)07:37 No.3355656
    someone has to say it......

    do a barrel roll.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:37 No.3355657
    >>3355653
    SHUT UP.

    >>3355645
    Land already!
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:37 No.3355659
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    John lands. He is in a WIERD PLACE
    Where is this?
    There is a LIGHT coming from AHEAD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:37 No.3355660
    >Fall in a more manly way.
    >Fall.

    REMEMBER you PALADIN SKILLS.
    now BECOME A BLACKGUARD.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:38 No.3355661
    Do a flying elbow into whatever it is you'll land on. You don't want to come into a fight like a punk.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:38 No.3355663
    >>3355659

    Investigate LIGHT
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:38 No.3355664
    inventory
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 01/09/09(Fri)07:39 No.3355666
    >>3355645

    FALL UP, STUPID.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:39 No.3355671
    >>3355659
    CHOO CHOO
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:39 No.3355672
    SPONTANEOUSLY EMIT MAPLE SYRUP.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:39 No.3355673
    INVESTIGATE LIGHT!
    >> That Bastard Tom Nook 01/09/09(Fri)07:40 No.3355674
    >>3355659
    Do what Brian Boytano would do!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:40 No.3355676
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    >>3355659
    Eat Light.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:40 No.3355678
    LOOK AT THE LIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:40 No.3355682
    inventory
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:41 No.3355683
    CHECK INVENTORY!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:41 No.3355686
    OMG RAILROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!
    >> Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 01/09/09(Fri)07:41 No.3355688
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    John has finally arrived!

    CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN

    FINAL SCORE:
    105 HORSE POINTS
    44 HAPPY SMILE POINTS
    RABBITS EATEN: 1
    WATER COOLERS VANQUISHED: 1
    MANLINESS FACTOR: M4
    TOTAL POINTS: 209/210
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:41 No.3355689
    OPEN THE HATCH JOHN !
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:41 No.3355690
    READ THE NOTE!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:42 No.3355692
    AAAAAARGH WE MISSED A POINT.

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:42 No.3355693
    READ LIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:42 No.3355695
    Reset game, try to get back last point.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:43 No.3355698
    >>3355688
    Have John use his advertising powers to SELL the next session of Ruby Quest!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:43 No.3355699
    >>3355688

    SMASH END TITLES
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:44 No.3355700
    >>3355688
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
    What was the missing point?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:44 No.3355703
    When did we get the remaining 95 horse points?

    This game needs moar horses.
    >> CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 01/09/09(Fri)07:47 No.3355718
    But tom has an M7 in manliness!!!
    we gotta do it again!!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:47 No.3355721
    >>3355718

    John is not as manly as Tom
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:48 No.3355724
    Wait... 209/210?

    What was the 1 point?

    KNEW we should've gotten laid BEFORE we ate the bunny girl.
    >> That Bastard Tom Nook 01/09/09(Fri)07:48 No.3355730
    >>3355700
    Failed to KEYBOARD ON HEAD
    >> Cornflake Blues !!qtBJjMzy3tC 01/09/09(Fri)07:51 No.3355739
    http://rapidshare.com/files/181371919/JOHNQUEST.zip.html
    small zip of all pictures and weavers posts. only 10 downloads. i just don't care anymore :D
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:51 No.3355741
    Alternate endings?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:52 No.3355743
    BONUS ROUND BONUS ROUND BONUS ROUND
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:53 No.3355745
    I'm not doing this in SketchUp. No way.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)07:55 No.3355751
    >>3355745
    It's just one room
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)08:28 No.3355922
    >>3355751
    Okay, will do, when I get back home.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/09(Fri)10:25 No.3356455
    So this is what would happen if weaver took everything we said seriously, it's just like that thread from Something Awful. Eat and hug everything.

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