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    31 KB Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:03 No.3310693  
    Continuation of the WWII Pokemon thread, the originals can be found here:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3299750/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3303393/

    I am heavily in favor of a very mixed-arms approach, let the nukes be Fucking Nukes, sure there can be super-weapon pokemon, I love idea of the Nazi mew-two program. But one of the main roles of Pokemon should be basic Infantry Support, pokemon are inherently Loyal, Obedient, and Intelligent, they are dogs, but more useful and dangerous. Even the more intelligent pokemon like Alakhazam have an innate compulsion to serve and obey their master, (not that this can't be overcome or is all powerful, but it should be a broad generalization).
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:10 No.3310748
    I really bought into the propaganda, you know? Enlist now! Fight to defend the free world, for honor and glory and all that. A slice of apple pie with every victory.

    But the real world is nothing like that.

    I was a solid shot and had a talent for moving quietly. Got pushed into a special course. Sniper school. I was rushed through, not 'cause they thought I was good, but because of how hard the allies were getting hit over here.

    I understand how things work now. My old company is gone, every last man. I'm the only one left. But that's alright. I have a new company now.

    I'm not sure when they showed up. Maybe they were always there, just watching the war from the sidelines. Watching us kill each other.

    I talk to them, but they don't reply. Sometimes they help me out, letting me know when someone's sneaking up on me or where the landmines are buried. Only ever got one word out of them.

    "Ghastly." I like that word.

    One of them appears by my shoulder, a little line like a mouth curving up in a smile. There's Germans around. What, you think I ran away? That I wasn't still fighting? Hell no! I know what'll happen to the world if the Nazis have their way.

    More of 'em appear. They're all smiling like it's a regular day at the beach. Waiting for the show.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:12 No.3310755
    >>3310748
    Holy shit best ghost-type pokemon ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:17 No.3310788
    >>3310748
    9/10

    Would read more.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:18 No.3310794
    I know the period's not right, but I can't stop thinking about Colonel Kurtz making bad deals with wild Cubones and Marowaks to raid Vietcong villages.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:18 No.3310798
    >>3310794
    I just imagined a pokemon/watchmen crossover.

    FUCK YEAH.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:29 No.3310850
    You know they could probably use massive pokemon like steelix and onix as mobile cover like the desert rats used there tanks for when they were raiding german trenchs.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:32 No.3310867
    Use of Koffing and Weezing would, years later, be banned under the Geneva convention.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:38 No.3310919
    Alright guys, we've already got plenty of ideas and writefaggotry, but we need a system and art if we want this to go from awesome to AWESOME. Any suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:41 No.3310943
    >>3310919
    WUSHU.

    alternately, You Can Do Anything In Exalted!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:42 No.3310955
    >>3310919

    BESM 3E. Already weeaboo enough for fighting monsters, and has stats and stuff for relatively appropriate weapons. Use the optional rules for shock value and what all.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:44 No.3310971
    >>3310955
    Use 2r with the Cute and Fuzzy Cockfighting Seizure Monsters splat.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:48 No.3311004
    As for pokemon super weapons I think each nation would have there own legendary pokemon.

    Axis
    Germany=Mewtwo
    Japan=Rayquaza

    Allies
    Russia=Articuno
    Britian=Zapdos
    United States=Lugia
    Poland=Mew
    Canada=Suicune (I was thinking that one beaver pokemon but hey they did play an important role)

    Other
    Italy=Moltres
    China=Ho-oh (they did play a role in repeling the japanize)

    Any other ideas or suggestions.
    >> ‫‪‫‬‭‬‬ 01/04/09(Sun)01:49 No.3311009
    >>3311004
    Italy was Axis, BTW
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:50 No.3311013
    >>3311004
    I'd give America Latios and Latias, for the Red White & Blue imagery.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:51 No.3311017
    >>3311009
    It was mixed have of the country ended up turning in on itself.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:53 No.3311027
    >>3311013
    I was kinda going for the area thing like most of the pokemon from gold and silver would be in the North America and Europe would get a lot of the original 150.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:55 No.3311036
    >>3311004

    australia says fuck you, we did... admittedly less than china. but at the very least more than italy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:55 No.3311041
    >>3311027
    All the stuff so far has been the exact opposite though. America's had tauros, squirtles and their evolutions, charmanders and their evolutions, etc.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)01:59 No.3311062
    >>3311004

    Rayquaza is mexico even though they aren't in here.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:00 No.3311067
    well the legendary ones are really the only pokemon of significance were they positively have to be from that region.
    >> Publius 01/04/09(Sun)02:10 No.3311115
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    Are only using up to Johto or are we including the whole 493?
    Cause some of the newer could be used well in a war.

    Chatots as spies, Carinvires as jungle troops, Drifblims as cargo transports.

    Pic related it's Drifblim.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:10 No.3311122
    >>3311004
    No. Not everybody gets a legendary. That is dumb. Sorry. It is. Mew-Two as NAzi super science = OK. Poland just hapening to have a Mew... no. What are the odds that veritable forces of nature would evenly spread out between countries (borders made up by man... etc.)

    Also, Japan invaded China in 1937. They were already at a stalemate. China statlemated Japan. Thier attack on Pearl Harbor and the earlier moves into Southeast Asia were acts of desperation. Pearl Harbor was a desperate gambit that didnt pay off as greatly as they hoped.

    >>3310794
    Fucking WIN
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:12 No.3311132
    >>3311115
    I prefer the original 151, but the next few sets are alright.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:12 No.3311134
    >>3311122

    Only superpowers should get legendaries.

    Speaking of which... when I first caught Dialga, the first thing I thought was "USSR!!" This hit anyone else?
    >> ... 01/04/09(Sun)02:14 No.3311147
    >>3311132
    at least up to 2nd gen...
    >> Publius 01/04/09(Sun)02:15 No.3311152
    >>3311132
    Just saying opening ourselves up to more possibilities is a good idea.

    However it could bite us in the ass if we actually make a homebrew out of this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:16 No.3311156
    >>3311067
    No way. Certain varieties of pokemon would live only in certain environments. Herds of Tauros would not roam jungles, they would be from plains or maybe steppes. Likewise Tangela would not be hanging in the desert. As I stated in the last thread, area matters, at least to some degree, as to what nations can effectively use en mas.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:17 No.3311162
    >>3311134
    How about using the legendaries (sans Mewtwo) as propaganda, like Uncle Sam? Registeel/Regice I could see on a Soviet Poster, with the aforementioned Latios/Latias Red White Blue for the U.S. I see Lugia on air force recruitment posters, Ho-Oh integrated into that iconic Rising Sun.

    Anyone else like this idea?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:18 No.3311168
    >>3311147
    >>3311152
    I agree with this. The thing is not all pokemon are pertinent to combat. So assuming this is primarily combat driven stuff like Pichu probably not so important to stat.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:18 No.3311170
    >>3311147

    I dunno I liked every generation but the third one. Shit kinda sucked. Except for Metagross. I'll take a steel/psychic any day of the week.
    >> /das/ !!uxks/J1WOR1 01/04/09(Sun)02:19 No.3311173
    Of course, the TWEEST is [spoiler]Hitler is just a pawn, controlled by Mewtwo.The rise of facism is secretly the rise of Pokesupremacy, under the ruling class of the Psychic types.[/spoiler]

    And yeah, it's stupid that every country has a Legendary Pokemon. It's like giving each country a nuke and saying "Okay! Have a war, you crazy kids!" Given the alt-timeline we seem to be working on here, it's probably fine to include them on the flags of the associated countries - so the German flag at the time, instead of having a black eagle on it, would have a black Fearow or Ho-Oh or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:20 No.3311182
    >>3311162
    Well mewtwo is already part of germany I do like the legendary pokemon for different forms of the millitary and whos to say every nation only gets one legendary pokemon.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:21 No.3311189
    >>3311173
    If Mewtwo was in charge then the Axis would have won silly. I like the fiction from the second thread personally, the one with the Dark Ops team.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:23 No.3311207
    >the German flag at the time, instead of having a black eagle on it, would have a black Fearow

    !!!!!!
    >> Publius 01/04/09(Sun)02:25 No.3311221
    >>3311168
    Unfortunately a lot of pokemon do pertain to combat.

    Noncombat pokemon would number anywhere from 150 to 210. That still leaves us with about 380 to stat.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:25 No.3311222
    >>3311162
    I like the idea. But I dont think they should advertise secret weapons. Instead Advertise Powerful common combat units. Soldiers, Tanks, and/or pokemon support posing alongside. I mean normal recruitment posters didn't show pictures of Nukes to people right? Legendaries are legendary most people don't even think they really exist.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:26 No.3311225
    >>3311207
    >>3311189
    I like, fits very nice
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:28 No.3311239
    >>3311222
    Exactly, do you believe that Uncle Sam was a real person? I think the legendaries should be left to their corners of the world, they're too gamebreaking and are more awesome as propaganda.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:29 No.3311244
    >>3311221
    Fair enough. But, that is still better than all and still gives us options. Sounds like a compromise. Instead of Just 2nd gen or all it'd be around 3rd gen in numbers but all pertinent units.heck even cap at 3rd gen and trim it down some more.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:30 No.3311249
    Ice Pokemon: Clearly Russian. I suggest they start off at low level at first reflecting involvement in Finnish war where they get their ass kicked. They subsequently evolve at Stalingrad and Kursk.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:30 No.3311257
    >>3311244
    why limit ourselves? We'll just use the pokemon that come to mind. 4th gen had some awesome ones, like fucking Toxicroak
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:33 No.3311283
    >>3311239
    Uncle Sam was a real person. Troy, NY. Hometown. He was a meat packer/suppler for the Army from Troy. Became icon on posters later.

    But I agree they make cool propoganda but not all. I think only a few. For the superstitious legendaries as icons would be cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:35 No.3311298
    An easier method to this whole statting nonsense is to develop a method around the pokemons stats from the games.

    Either you could take an equivalent number from the base stats, or you could stat out tanks and shit with pokemon values
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:36 No.3311304
    >>3311298
    Probably easier to just stat real life in pokesystem, far less work that way
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:37 No.3311320
    >>3310971
    >>3310955
    >>3310943
    >>3310919
    So which system is best? Can we come to a consensus? Or are people already working on this individually?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:38 No.3311327
    >>3311304
    exactly. pretty much everything else can be roleplayed, maybe with a couple rolls thrown in for evading attacks so humans don't die in one hit
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:40 No.3311345
    >>3311304
    >>3311327
    >>3311298
    Can we get someone who knows the pokemon stats in here? All I know is that there's defense, special defense, speed, attack, I dunno what else. We've also gotta work leveling into it somehow.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:40 No.3311349
    >>3311320
    I vote to convert real-life weapons to pokemon stats. Theres stuff around that will let you find the stats of a pokemon at any level with all the variables taken in. It just saves on work.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:42 No.3311359
    >>3311345
    everything is here
    http://pokemon.marriland.com/statcalc.php
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:42 No.3311365
    >>3311345
    Special Attack and HP.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:43 No.3311370
    >>3311359
    this one has diamond and pearl pokemon
    http://pokemon.marriland.com/statcalc_dp.php
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:47 No.3311387
    Mew shouldn't be anywhere near WWII and Mewtwo was born from genetics that would be too young for WWII.

    Anyway after the war ends and the bombs are dropped(or pokemon, whatever you guys decided), the nations use Japan to celebrate all of the Pokemon who died fighting in the war. They build the "Pokémon Tower" in Lavender Town. They also decide Japan to be the permanent host of the Pokemon League.

    There is ban on Pokemon warfare. Arabs hate Pokemon so they never use them.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:47 No.3311389
    tanks are level 30
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:51 No.3311419
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    >>3311387
    >Mewtwo was born from genetics that would be too young for WWII.

    Rule of Cool wins out over historical accuracy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:53 No.3311438
    >>3311387
    Surge used pokemon in warfare. This will clearly not be enforceable just as dirty weapons are still used.

    Guerrilla tactics with some nasty pokemon and the special ops applications especially are too good not to utilize. But, I like the facade that would represent, Japan a peace state after the atomic bombings and the establishment of the poke-league.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:54 No.3311441
    >>3311387
    Also the germans were experimenting with using chemicals to alter peoples appearance

    Example turning brown eyes to blue.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:56 No.3311458
    >>3311419
    This is why any General or Leader must have absurdly strong pokemon with which to wreck shit.
    Stalin personally has registeel, Rayquaza is property of Japan's imperial family, The british Royal family has Zapdos, etc.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:56 No.3311460
    >>3311419
    >>Rule of Cool wins out over historical accuracy.
    >>Rule of Cool wins out
    >>Rule of Cool
    >>TV Tropes will ruin your life
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:58 No.3311471
    Nazi-science shit always makes things awesomer.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:58 No.3311475
    >>3311438
    I could see Sneazel being used by the USSR as trained assasins during the cold war and golems would use rockslide as a ambush tactic.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:58 No.3311477
    Can anyone point me toward resources for doing the conversions? I'd like to take a crack at this stuff. (I've been following this thread since about 10 minutes after it began. And the best thing about my winter break.)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)02:59 No.3311480
    >>3311460
    >>TV Tropes will ruin your life

    Yes, yes it has.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:00 No.3311486
    >>3311477
    http://pokemon.marriland.com/statcalc_dp.php
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:00 No.3311489
    >>3311460
    I still have 100 more tabs open.

    I followed one link two weeks ago.

    I can't feel my arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:01 No.3311497
    Personally just immagining the epicness of a united states four star general giving command from the back of a lugia just seems so epic.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:01 No.3311500
    >>3311480
    Worse than wikipedia AND 4chan.
    >> /das/ !!uxks/J1WOR1 01/04/09(Sun)03:04 No.3311519
    How about instead of genetics then, Mewtwo was / is the result of some secret Nazi Pokemon / Human hybrid breeding program? Maybe that's Hitler's 'Master Race'? Mewtwo is certainly a very human-like Pokemon - hairless, intelligent, bipedal. I'd imagine some sort of Alakhazam base or someth-

    Oh.

    Oh fuck.

    I see what I did there. inb4 the Pokemon-on-Human action.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:05 No.3311524
    >>3311497
    Better than that, Roosevelt giving a speech from atop Latios, his vp beside on Latias...
    epic.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:07 No.3311530
    >>3311519
    Don't really want. Besides, Nazi superscience > Nazi furries
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:07 No.3311531
    >>3311519
    mewtwo has fur. hes a fucking cat.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:09 No.3311541
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    >>3311486
    I saw that. So should I just work out tables of potential stats by looking at pokemon and approximate knowing what they are capable of?

    Also I want to see this...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:09 No.3311544
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    With this...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:14 No.3311571
    >>3311541
    >>3311544
    Brilliant.jpg

    Also, try for simple things. Stat humans, various armoured vehicles, basic weapons, etc. Just so we have something to work with.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)03:24 No.3311641
    >>3311541
    that's pretty much what we're going for
    >> Maus 01/04/09(Sun)03:24 No.3311645
    >>3310693
    MacHall was fuckwin.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)04:04 No.3311673
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    >>3311541
    >>3311544
    Delivered
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)04:08 No.3311688
    >>3311645
    and 3 panel soul continues to be fuckwin.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)04:41 No.3311774
    THE CLOSING MONTHS
    So long after V-Europe day, it still seemed like the continuing horrors of war would never end. The Fuhrer's apparent suicide destabilized the country, and with no apparent successor, the war machine crumbled. Most distressing of all to the Allied command were the multitude of reports of interrogated Nazi Scientists and Super Nerds regarding Hitler and Himmler's pet bastard project: Uberpoke. Nobody even knew if the creation of this "Mewtwo" was even possible, and even then, how could they speculate on its combat potential? The twisted Aryans believed their ancestry made them gods, and so they attempted to play God, splicing together some new form of life. Yet a few of the most high-ranking Super Nerds claimed that such a creature had actually been "born." Ridiculous. Besides, should a being of this intelligence ever be created, it would surely comprehend the meaning of the atrocities of war and its purpose of design, and rebel against its creator.

    Meanwhile, the best and brightest of the American scientific community, relocated to a small, top-secret military base, labored on a project that would alter future events even more than the creation of the Pokeball. Since the files are still classified, nobody is quite sure how these scientists managed to split the atom in a matter of months without a single Alakazam on the team. Even Roosevelt was awed when he was told their work could create an explosive with the power of over a trillion KVtbs (KiloVoltorbs). Days after their work was completed, a small plane flew over a Japanese city, and the Pokeball Age turned to the Atomic Age.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)04:54 No.3311817
    >>3311774
    Awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:09 No.3311857
    >>3311774
    The United States was the only military power of the day whose military strategy had no large Pokemon presence. America, the birthplace of the assembly line and home to the world's only modern fuel-powered power plants, which while polluting produced much more electrical power than any conventional Electabuzz plant, rested its hopes in the power of modern technology.

    THE STRIKE AT PEARL HARBOR
    When the Japanese, in a desperate bid to destabilize the dormant country, launched a surprise Fearow bombing run on a small naval base, they thought they would prove to the Americans, and the Allies desperately trying to solicit their aid, of the foolishness of ignoring what they considered the single greatest military revolution in the Pokeball Age. With no electric types to defend themselves, the American battleships were obliterated. American fighter planes managed to shoot down a number of the Fearow, but the fabled Japanese "kamikaze" flying types lived up to the legend, and managed to be at least as deadly and destructive in their dying throes.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:10 No.3311860
    >>3311857
    THE US ENTERS THE CONFLICT
    When the Americans joined the war the next day, tremendous logistical problems immediately became apparent. The American military, fueled by oil and steel, simply could not coexist alongside the Pokemon-based armies of the United Kingdom. Luckily, Roosevelt and Chruchill had long been anticipating the US's entry in the conflict, and a few subtle preperations had been made.
    American field medics had already been given the classified "Joy" certification program, and had the knowledge of Pokemon physiology needed to keep His Majesty's Pokemon fighting fit. A top secret engineering unit had already retrofitted a small number of American tanks to fire the Voltorb shells that most British artillery used.
    These small steps forward often led to bigger problems - the Voltorbs, for example, would often become nervous in the loud, cramped and dangerous atmosphere of the tank interior and would detonate themselves, killing the entire tank crew. The American military took these setbacks in stride, though, and slowly, progress was made.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:11 No.3311864
    >>3311860
    THE GERMAN ASSAULT IS SLOWED
    The Germans still doubted the strength of the American military. How could the Amis, thought many a Nazi officer, possibly think a tank division could defeat even a single Nazi Tyranitar, when the Pokemon was more thickly armored, more maneuverable, and able to break the body of the tank in half. Their underestimation proved to be their undoing, as when their psychic-type scryers found evidence of a large strike force, entirely American and nearly entirely human, sailing across the Channel. It's said the Fuhrer himself saw the reports, and simply laughed at the Americans' recklessness. He had reason, too. What kind of fool sends such a large invasion force across the ocean, without so much as a single Lapras escort? It was almost as if the Americans had forgotten the power of the U-Boat Gyarados attacks in the years prior. Hitler tossed the report aside, recommending no more than the token defence that was already in place. He was much more interested in his conquest of Russia, where even the trainers of the legendary Houndoom strike teams were complaining of the bitter cold...

    This thing is a repost from an earlier WW2 with Pokemon thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:15 No.3311889
    Private Lynch edged his way through the jungles of.... shit. He couldn't even remember what island he was on now, somewhere in the indochinese region. The Japanese were messing with them badly. Every time his platoon had managed to find them, those damned Nips' Alakazam had teleported them away, leaving them dizzy and disoriented. It had once taken three days to find the rest of the platoon, and no one had seen Lance Corporal Clarke in two weeks.

    It didn't help that the native pokemon in these jungles were almost as dangerous as the native ones back home in Australia. But Kangaskhans, Sevipers, Tentacruels - these he knew and he could deal with. These new ones... he'd never seen a Victreebel before this war, but he'd seen enough here to last him a lifetime. And you learned quickly to keep your ear out for the distinctive buzz of Scyther wings - Private Roy learned the hard way when one whipped past him, taking one of his arms with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:18 No.3311903
    >>3311889
    Sorry if this sucks, never tried writefagging before but this was awesome enough to inspire me to have a go. Shall I go on?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:26 No.3311961
    >>3311903
    On the contrary, it's quite nice
    >> Maus 01/04/09(Sun)05:27 No.3311970
    >>3311688
    Completely.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:28 No.3311974
    >>3311889
    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)05:56 No.3312178
    >>3311889
    The jungle had started opening up a bit now. The platoon could actually move without the lead scouts hacking away with bayonets and their pokemons' Cut technique, and the painfully slow inching between trees had changed to a regular trudge. This didn't stop Private Packer from tripping over roots, vines and wild Tangelas every few hundred metres or so - the soldier in front of Lynch may be his close mate and a hard worker, but buggered if he wasn't the clumsiest bastard in the whole army. The sorry cunt couldn't even use his Cyndaquil to clear it out a little, as the smoke'd give the away a mile off. The amount of times Lynch's Turtwig had used his vines to pick Packer up off the jungle floor before something ate him defied belief.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)06:02 No.3312221
    Human
    Stat Child (L5) Adult (L12) Trained Adult (L15)
    HP 23 37 44
    A. 15 28 36
    D. 11 20 25
    Spd 14 27 32
    Sp.A. 11 19 23
    Sp.D. 12 20 26

    If a Voltorb at L22, the level it naturally learns self destruct, hits any human directly they are gone. It finishes a soldier and then some.
    If a hand grenade is like a lower level Voltorb using self destruct, say L15, there is a slim chance of the soldier surviving. But, I’d be willing to be he is scarred or lost a limb given the immediacy and nature of the attack.

    With these same stats a Soldier punching a child might end the kid in one hit. But, it takes a minimum of 4 solid “Pound” for a soldier to take out another. And in the games they say they feint, but if it were 4 Pounds to the face, potentially with a crude weapon in hand (iron bar?), that could kill.

    Does this seem about right?

    Using the Soviet Rattata example from earlier: Rattata would Hyper Fang the Kraut to death... if this seems about right then it would take several bits to kill. And, if Bind is strangulation then the Kraut could kill most L14 Rattatas in one-on-one at L14 unless they were perfectly trained.
    This seems more than fair to me considering the little bastards only weigh around 2.5 lbs.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)06:20 No.3312299
    >>3312178
    Yeah sorry that's all i got. I'm okay at coming up with ideas and characters, just shit at turning them into stories.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)06:38 No.3312378
    If anyone would like to seriously work on a setting for this, Id defiantly put forth the effort for it. Email is m3059xrp8c47162@temporaryinbox.com , we could organize and work more from there with what we already have
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)08:35 No.3312697
    >>3312378
    >defiantly
    I don't think that means what you think it does.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)11:47 No.3313365
    Organizing pokemon to suit the countries is nice, but you should also consider real-world environments. Don't stick a cold-hating pokemon in the russia army, for example.

    Also, legendary pokemon should not be the requisite BFG. I imagine most of them don't care about human wars, and are out in the wilderness tending their own.

    The only time they'd enter the war is if some idiot tried to move his battalion through their territory. Of course, the various militaries would be hell-bent on finding and capturing them once the war started, assuming they believed in these near-mythical creatures at all.
    >> TheLaughingMan !!CwndNHTjLMy 01/04/09(Sun)13:30 No.3313868
    FUCK YES. THESE ARE THE BEST THREADS EVER. I even got a bump in my own name.

    I said a few things in the earlier threads, and my stance still stands. Now the question is how we get this all in a /tg/ related setting? What system would this be in? 3.5? D20 Modern? These questions have already possibly been answered, but I'm going to go through the past two threads. I only get on sporadically.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)14:59 No.3314343
    >>3312697
    Ahh yes, 6 am posting, my apologies.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)15:30 No.3314525
    How is the 1d4 chan page coming?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)15:31 No.3314531
    I remember exactly where I was on that day. I was in the office building's cafeteria, eating lunch. Some of my coworkers and I were talking about something stupid, probably the latest sports news. Football, Pokebattles, baseball, whatever. Wait...now I remember. Yeah, it was battles. This was back when Lance was under investigation for doping his Pokemon. You know, giving them more Carbos and Iron than the regulations allowed. You probably remember why that story fell under the radar.

    Anyway, suddenly someone ran into the room shouting about something. I wasn't paying attention to what they were saying, I probably thought it wasn't anything important. I did notice most other people took notice, and eventually there was a scrambling to change the channel on the TV. They switched it to CNN, turned the volume up real loud. I eventually wondered what the hell was going on, and glanced up at the TV to check.

    I must have been looking at that TV, unblinking, for over an hour but I still couldn't believe it. They suspected the sons of bitches had smuggled battle-level Pokemon past security, concealing them on their bodies before sending them out and taking over the cockpit. But it was the footage of Ground Zero that really ate at you. Firemen and rescue worker Machokes digging through the rubble, uncovering mountains of bodies. "Joy" Nurses and Chanseys running among the wounded, who took up entire school cafeterias. I'll never forget the image of one little girl, sobbing uncontrollably, holding her baby Charmander to her chest and trying to reignite its tail with a fucking lighter.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)15:31 No.3314536
    >>3314531
    "Fuck," one of my friends muttured under their breath. I snapped out of my trance. I looked around. Most of the people there were in a similar state to my own, watching unblinkingly, mouths agape but seemingly unable to believe their eyes. The Pokemon who could understand what was going on, the evolved ones and the psychic types, were in a similar state. I hadn't ever understood just what kind of emotions a Pokemon was capable of until that day. The sorrow in their eyes, the inflections in their voices as they muttered their names under their breaths. The less-sentient Pokemon still realized that something terrible had happened, and tried to comfort their masters. There was this one woman, Julia, who worked in my department. She had collapsed onto the floor, sobbing like a baby. I learned later that she had family that died in the towers. Her Eevee, Mittens, was nuzzling her, calling at her, trying dozens of things to improve her mood until it just gave up and curled up into her arms.

    They stopped the newsreel soon after that, and the newsreader said that a tape claiming responsibility had just aired on middle eastern television. They cut to it, and I saw the face of a certain man. A face that would soon become familiar to nearly every person and Pokemon in the world. He was still cloaked in shadow, and flanked by both men with assault rifles and the meanest looking Scyther I'd seen in my life. He started speaking in Arabic, and soon a translator cut in.
    "My name is Osama bin-Laden Al-Javanni," the voice over said, as the man stroked his Persian on the screen, "and today Team Rocket claims a great victory in the war against the Great Satan."
    They stopped him after another minute or two. President Gore was about to make his first official statement, and what he said started a new era in American history...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)15:39 No.3314567
    >>3314531
    >>3314536

    I know what my next campaign is.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)16:23 No.3314809
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    >>3314536
    >>President Gore

    I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)16:28 No.3314835
    >>3314531
    >>I'll never forget the image of one little girl, sobbing uncontrollably, holding her baby Charmander to her chest and trying to reignite its tail with a fucking lighter.

    Hahahahaha! God damn that shit is funny!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)16:48 No.3314961
    Bump for awesomeness
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)16:54 No.3315014
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    >>3314536
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)17:58 No.3315458
    >>3312221
    Again, does this seem about right? Just got up and was going to start on tanks etc. if this seemed reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)18:35 No.3315696
    I wonder what a level 100 pokemon would be like in real life. Could you imagine a level 100 rattata? It would look like it was on roids.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/09(Sun)20:27 No.3316444
    >>3315458
    I'm liking it, please continue


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