No.

You will, in all likelihood, call bullshit. But within a few hours, Cairo will go into quarantine. They will call it a chemical attack, or a terrorist bombing, or an invasion. In truth, it was *me*. The monsters mentioned earlier are coming, /tg/, and they do not wish to be stopped. Only I have held them off for so long, and today was the day of the largest attack yet. A large undead appeared this morning, fully intent on leveling the city and slaughtering its inhabitants. With the aid of several major government agencies I was able to destroy this creature, and it was at this point that I realized the wind is changing.

We are not holding this planet, Outsiders- the same creatures we have all fought with clerics and wizards- are winning this secret war. I know that within a few hours, when Cairo is quarantined, this thread will be gone. But while it is here, I come to beseech you, /tg/. I come to ask you for your brightest minds, for I know that only *you* have been disillusioned with the strange and paranormal.

>>3299918
proof or gtfo.

gb2/x/

>>3299918
Lezard, what are you doing worrying about scientists? Just blow everybody up with Seraphic Law and be done with it.

>>3299924
The proof is all around you. The fires in California? Fire elementals that escaped onto our plane. The war of Jerusalem? Cover for the SPI's raids. Which brings me to the reason for my secrecy up until now.

>>3299940
The Sector of Paranormal Investigation. They are the American government's own special forces, drawn from all branches of the military. They police the supernatural, using technology well beyond the current standard to track down and "Eliminate" anything that goes bump in the night. For a long time I feared them, capable of only minor cantrips. Yet now that I have grown in power, even they are powerless to impede my plans.

I come not as a conqueror, but an educator. So, tell me, will *you* join the new era of magic? Or will you side with the SPI and their dogs, content with letting the world wither and die, magic remaining long forgotten?

>>3300000
3,300,000GET!

>>3300000
You do realize that by telling us this, you open up possibilities of revealing your presence to the SPI, or bringing up the possibility of you being an SPI agent trying to trap us as treasonous terrorists?

>>3299928
>>3299924
>>3299920
I guess that solves that.

If there's ever a world crisis, don't consult fa/tg/uys, or the world will end shortly.

>>3300000
Alright then, I'll bite. What would you like us/me to do?

>>3299921
I want to join. What do I do?

>>3300047

Yah, what this man said. If nothing else, we might get a fun tale of this, and it's been ages since I read a good fantasy novel.

>>3299924

its true, I saw it on the news

>The Sector of Paranormal Investigation. They are the American government's own special forces, drawn from all branches of the military. They police the supernatural, using technology well beyond the current standard to track down and "Eliminate" anything that goes bump in the night.

AMERICA/HUMANITY/SCIENCE FUCK YEAR!

>Yet now that I have grown in power, even they are powerless to impede my plans.

In b4 sniper.

>>3300070
>>3300048
>>3300047
You have three willing recruits.

NEERRD ALLEERRRTT

Okay, I'll play along. better than being bored

>>3300108
Up to four now, including me.

>>3300108
What he said

>>3300117
That's five.

Six now.

I'm sure ihs would be entertaining. +1

>>3299918

Waiting on OP...

better deliver.

>>3300000
I'll bite.

Mass awakening of /tg/ Mages.

DO IT FAGGOT.

Faggot. You just figured everyone would moan at you like /x/ didn't you? You had nothing planned incase anyone actually agreed with you did you? All ready to defend some stupid ass point and when people don't want to bitch at you you fall to pieces. Pathetic.

Ok, I'll bite too.

Jesus christ OP, you better get with the orders.

>>3300174

Fuckin' seriously. I'm waaaaiiiitiiiiing.

>>3300149
Fuck year!

In b4 half the thread casts Alter Self so that they can be little girls.

>The Sector of Paranormal Investigation. They are the American government's own special forces, drawn from all branches of the military. They police the supernatural, using technology well beyond the current standard to track down and "Eliminate" anything that goes bump in the night
Taskforce: VALKYRIE?

>>3299918
>Just as real as the magic I wield

Do? You must listen, and understand what you face.

I, too, was eager to learn. I was once a normal person, a chiropractor in New York. On one of my many vacations, I took a trip to Egypt. It was there that I discovered the Book of Ra, secreted within a hidden chamber of one of the temples. It has since been compromised, but there are other places. Places where magic still flows strong. It is also easy to wield, much easier than what cinema portrays.

The sheer power of human belief is what fuels the basest magic. Belief in omnipotent gods, belief in the capabilities of other humans. Though we do not know it, the subconscious controls much of our universe. In order to shape reality, belief must be established. Self-confidence is a major asset of any caster, but not vital. I learned this in my studies of the Book of Ra, the most powerful grimoire ever composed by the last generation of wizards. It was invaluable, and I shall pass it on to those who truly wish to see humanity aided.

Upon the stroke of midnight on the eleventh, you shall hear a rapping upon your door. It does not matter what time zone you are in, for the effect will happen regardless. When you answer the door, there shall stand before you my greatest ally- the mummy Al-Kali. Bodyguard to the Pharaoh, and personal servant. He shall take you to a place you have never been before. One filled with trials intended for those who were to take up the robe of the magi. You will receive no outside aid in those trials, and the peril will be immense. Should you survive, you will fully understand what has happened, what will happen, and what must be done.

What are the commitments?

Is there a wage?

Do you have room and board set up for your followers, or should we bring our own tents and stuff?

What about travel arrangements?

How will you contact us?

Is there a dental plan?

>>3300218
That's pretty cool because I'm already half way in on it. I can't wait.

I'm in. Beats worrying about moving, that's for sure.

>>3300218
What if I'm asleep?

>>3300218
Will these trials be physical, mental, spiritual, or all of the above? May we bring gear with us and, if so, are there any limitations?

Also, I'm moving to a different location between now and the 11th. Will your mummy buddy still be able to find me?

>>3300218

I'll be awaiting with abated breath.

Sure, count me in.
It's not like I got enything better to do.

>>3300218
According to what you said, I can just believe these perilous trials are not, and if I believe they are not hard or perilous they will become neither.

>>3300218
Sounds interesting.

I'll be waiting until next sunday, then.

sure ill bite if i get cool magic powers and stuff definatly won't use that for evil

>>3300250
Logicwinrar

>>3300218
I should be awake. Count me in.

This might be good for a laugh, and on the off chance there ends up being something to it, I'd kick myself if I missed the opportunity.

>>3300250
But if someone more powerful than you simply believes that these trials are perilous, then you're still fucked.

>>3300218
So magic has been lost for 3000+ years, and now it's back?

I'm in.

>>3300265
Ditto. Sure, I'll be by my door on the 11th. That's the day after my birthday. Does mummy visit university dorms?

I'm in. Let me know via magic, the internet isn't safe.

>>3300265

Quoted for truth.

>>3300218

Sorry OP, you lost me. I'm not risking my entire life just for a little magic.

I'm in. After all, you need someone with an incorruptible will.

Why is your mummy friend named potash?
Did someone burn him?

>>3300278
>>3300277
>>3300265
>>3300264
>>3300256
>>3300252
>>3300248
>>3300237
>>3300232
Meet all you guys there!

>>3300218

So is this midnight between the 10th and 11th or midnight between the 11th and 12th?

>>3300225
Commitments? You are required only to do one task for me, and do it well: Aid humanity. Make it flourish. I have already begun the machinations required to transform the harsh deserts into verdant meadows, but I still require people; men and women who will safeguard mankind from the monsters and its oppressors.

You will be richly rewarded for your services. I myself have secured the epitome of luxury in my works. After all, the grateful *do* find pleasure in giving to those they adore.

Board has already been set up in my location. Rest assured that all the luxuries you could ever wish for, as well as a few you never knew you wanted, will be available during your studies.

I have bent *reality itself* in my quest to save humanity. I have flayed werewolves alive with but a snap of my fingers. Do you so believe that things like time and distance can truly impede me?

Contact is quite simple. Al-Kali shall gather you all at the stroke of midnight at this coming full moon. Do not be afraid of him, for he beys me and me alone. He will answer what questions I permit him to, but his sole goal is to retrieve you.

Yes, full medical and dental coverage. As well as a *very* large pension.

>>3300270
But as he said, most magic comes from beliefs, as long as I believe harder then the other guy, it's all rainbows and dandelions

>>3300218
Unwavering Determination should be useful then, hmm?

>>3300292

Was just about to ask this.

>>3300293
Now I'm REALLY in. Seriously, my life sucks so bad it probably wont matter if I am injured in these trials anyways. The promise is too great and maybe I watched too much Gurren Lagann recently but for some reason the idea of me, failing just doesn't seem possible.

>>3300293

>all the luxuries you could ever wish for

woah, 4chan without /b/ and /n/?

>>3300303
Wait, forgot to add: What about when we suddenly go missing for a prolonged period of time?

>>3300304

I lol'd.

>>3300292
I would think the midnight of the 11th-12th. Full moon.

Sure, why not? I'm in.

>>3300293
Got it. I'll be waiting at midnight then.

I pledge myself to the cause of humanity, and shall await on the 11th with baited breath. Is it permit to bring things ourselves to aid us? Rations, weapons, medical supplies and so on?

>>3300293
Very well, I'm in, then, although I would like to prepare; what equipment can I bring with me?

>>3300218

Well, I have to give you something: it's a good way. After all, if magic is powered by belief, there are few ways more certain to assure someone's belief in magic than making a mummy pay him a visit.

Though, I would like to note, mr "smart" wizard, that if an organization is trying to silence possible candidates, given most of us are posting from easily traceable IPs, you would have fucked all of us over.

We can only hope the people employed at the government have better things to do than browse the web...

...okay, we're fucked -_-.

hay guys what's goin on in this thread?

sure thing boss.
but you got to teach me some magic first

>>3300313
I'm pretty sure the 10th would be better - full moon is at its peak at 03:28, over the Atlantic.

>>3300313

Isn't the full moon on the tenth?

>>3300324
I'm sure there are secret organizations watching over 4chan other then the FBI, because they have such little else to do.

>>3300234
Then you obviously do not wish for this.

>>3300250
Ah, you understand quite well. Yet have you given into vice before? Do you have things you indulge yourself in? Do you give in to urges? Your will may indeed be powerful, as is mine, but it is not impenetrable. Thus, without proper training in focusing your belief and will, you cannot manipulate reality on such a grand scale. Yet.

>>3300235
All of the above. You may bring things like firearms, for what little good they may do you. And do not worry about being found. A man once tried to assassinate me from the tenth floor of a parking garage three miles away.

His body remained crucified on top of that building for an entire week.

>>3300292
The eleventh and twelfth, during the full moon.

>>3300337
Technically, it's on the 11th.

>>3300342
I knew meditating every morning would eventually pay off.

Can I ask some questions?
1. Will we be returned as if nothing happened? or will it be more like we return in a split second and have cool clothes on?
2. Not that I intend to fail, but if we do, does the person die, return, or lose memory of the event?
3. Arcane or Divine magic?

>>3300342
So if this is all based on belief, would having a past of freely practising "psionics" and adjusting my world view to incorporate them be of any benefit to me now?

epic lvl monk here.
you've got nothing on me OP, prepare to eat my iron fists of fury!

Count me in, OP.

>>3300342
I'll be waiting.
You haven't asked anything difficult of me. If he is not there, I lose nothing except maybe an hour of sleep.
If he is there, I have everything in the universe to gain.

Alright, I'm in, see you on the 11th.

I'll bring beer.

>>3300265
This. I'll be waiting.

>>3300412
Nice failed sage.

you have my sword

>>3300342
I sure hope I can get a 3G signal wherever you're taking us, as I'm twice as brilliant when I have access to the collected works of humanity in my pocket.

>>3300342
Makes sense. I'll bring meatbread.

>>3300433
wasn't saging, field was saved

>>3300308
I will find you. Even if you are hidden within the deepest hole of the most magically-dead place on this planet, I will locate you. Fear not, for my power- though not limitless- is a powerful force in itself.

>>3300324
Yes, they will wish to silence you. They will possibly try to arrange dangerous "Accidents" involving you and your loved ones. You may receive a mysterious visitor in the night, or a coworker will seemingly lose his mind and try to shoot you. Yet so long as you keep your confidence and remain alert, they will not directly harm you. Of that, Kali has made sure.

Remember: To lose the power of belief is to lose life.

>>3300320
You may bring any personal belongings you can carry with you. Things like Xbox 360s, PS3s, watches, computers, and so on will be provided. Bring only personal possessions like lockets, pictures, so on. Things that cannot be replaced through purchase.

>>3300381
1) Return? You can never turn back from this, once you have chosen it. You will live your life in power, luxury, and constant peril. You will have the epitome of life, but in the same time have to leave everything in order to aid me and ensure humanity's prosperous survival.
2) Death, but do not fear, for- if your will is strong enough- you may be able to return as a shade. Yet it is an...unlikely prospect, and death *will* be permanent during your trial.
3) Both. The power of belief stretches beyond any boundaries, as does the power of the more complex magic. Yet keep in mind, whatever magic you specialize in will affect you just as much as you affect it. I myself have specialized in healing and electricity, and through experiment I have found myself superhumanly agile. When I had all of my ribs broken by a punch from an SPI Custodian in full power armor, they regenerated back to normal not a week later.

>>3300382
I can forsee you going far in your studies. A honed mind, even one that has been honed against a rock, is still something sharper than most.

>>3300392
You also show potential. Yet you must also ensure your will is prepared to face horrors not of this world. If your mental confidence is powerful enough, you will become a monk unlike any other, your fists capable of shredding even the most powerful alloys like wet papyrus.

You realize you're asking physical feats of _/tg/_, right? Now don't get me wrong - I know that not everyone fits the "scrawny loser" or "fatguy" stereotype but I don't many of us are/were athletes.

I'm in

>>3300478

don't = doubt

>>3300342
>Then you obviously do not wish for this.

Actually, if this was true I would love it, and I'd certainly pledge my loyalty to humanity.

Thing is, I do not underestimate the power of technology, as you seem to do (and honestly, I find that to be very dangerous to your quest). Finding someone without any cloaking ability is laughably easy in the current world. What good is it that you try to recruit us, if half of us end up getting killed before you can tell us more?

>>3300478
Yes, but have not men broken boards of will through sheer determination? Did not a man lift a helicopter off of his friend when it crashed? A driven person can shatter bone with enough willpower. It is evident in the world around us that mankind's mind conquers matter.

Now you know that it can conquer reality as well.

Belief is one thing. Blind faith is another. I will hold my sway until I see some inkling of proof.

Don't get me wrong, I want to believe. But give me something other than cultist ramblings. You state Cairo will go into quarantine, I will wait to hear. I'll be monitoring.

What's to stop all of this from being a trap? Your mummy friend could lead us all to the assigned meeting place and then kill us all, or drain us of our innate power, or whatever it is.

>>3300476
Will a doppleganger take our place? Or will we just mysteriously disappear from our homes?

now who do i contact about joining the technology side of this here conflict?

>>3300500
We better all believe it's not a trap, then, and the mummy got his fill of life force/energy/magic from some SPI agents he ran into earlier.

>>3300499
That's what is so wonderful about this exercise. If we show that we are willing to believe by watching that door on that day, then Al-Kali will come according to OP. If he doesn't come, then what's the downside? A few minutes spent out of bed or away from the computer?
I honestly doubt anything will happen but I am willing to give this a shot. He isn't asking anything different of me. If he asked me to go out in a boat in the middle of the Atlantic beneath the moon at 03:28 GMT 11/01, then yes, I would laugh and say no. However, he's just asking us to turn an eye to the door. It's as easy that so wait and see.

I'll bite. See ya on the 11th.

So...will we be put into some sort of time-locked dimension to complete as much study as possible before we have to fight the power?

Get me a rifle, good sir and I shall aid you in your holy quest, provided that I am paid in vast quantities of cider and bitches.

>>3300476
Thank you!

I will learn swiftly and thwart any obstacles in my way! I intend to prove myself so many times over nobody could doubt I was taught by any other than you!

ITT: lessons for cult recruiters

>>3300478
Yes, but have men not broken boards of wood through sheer willpower? Did not a man lift a helicopter off of his friend that was trapped beneath it? As history has proven, the drive of mankind can summon almost infinite reserves of strength from within us. It is mind over matter, a commonly accepted fact.

Now it is simply a matter of mind over reality.

>>3300493
As I warned you before, you will have to be alert. Yet the biggest threats to your life, particularly SPI snipers or their power-armored Custodians, will be intercepted long before they even come within miles of you.

Yes, they can track you. Yes, they likely plan on visiting you even now, intent on putting a bullet between your eyes. Yet they will vanish, their radios will go silent, their beacons inactive. They will watch you to their hearts content, but you will be guarded by things far more powerful than railguns and plasma warheads.

If this turns out to be true, I don't have anything of value to give. However, if it turns out to be true, then I will be more than happy to give myself for the cause.
You have my red shirt.

I'm in.

I put on my robe and my wizard hat.

How do we know you're not the bad guy?

Dear OP

Is there a way to will yourself in two places at once? Because as cool as this all sounds, I have some pretty cool stuff going on in my mundane life, but I believe that a person could do both if he really wanted to.

>>3300566

We don't, see, and that's the problem. We're supposed to just believe that he isn't, which is silly.

>>3300549
>'power-armored custodians'
Like, the Adeptus Custodes you say?

Look mate. You come to me. Tonight. And I will follow you to the end of the earth. It is that simple.

>>3300570
Though if this is dangerous as it sounds, I probably will need to give up mundane life even if there is a way. Anyhow, I'm in.

>>3300549
Are you actually protecting us, or is the belief you are prtotecting us protecting us?

Is it a bad thing I'd willingly serve either side? whether the power is technological or magical matters not, as long as it is mine to use.

So guys. Will we meet up when we get there? I kind of like the idea of a magical /tg/ team of awesome.

>>3300476
You say power comes from belief not any will. But these people of /tg/ who would supposidly be your followers lack any sort of belief. They do not follow you because they believe that you are truth but becuase they want you to be truth.
They follow you becuase you are simply a line of text,a disembodied voice with no proof for your claims. They believe they have nothing to lose and that is why they follow you.

That is not belief, it is simply a statement, a wager, they say yes becuase they think it will bring them profit with nothing to lose, not becuase they believe.

True belief, true faith comes from believing in something when it's difficult, when some evidence has been provided that points you in the right dierection, but evil wants to pull you back.

I will not follow you, I will not be your disciple becuase belief in you demands the forgetting of any other belief I have, to lose belief in reason and everything I have experienced.

If what you say is true then I will stand by my beliefs, the utturings of a madman with a god complex will not deter me.

My God is YAWEH and though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for my God is with.

and if my God is with me, whom then shall I fear?

>>3300613
Should we dispose of this cretin sir? He tries to marr our faith with heresy and doubt.

ok i'm in. come for me at the 11th!

>>3300613
I believe your God doesn't exist, more than you believe he does - Poof, he doesn't exist.

What now?

>>3300500
And achieve what? I already have a mummy bodyguard that tear through an army of the government's finest without batting an eye. Why would I possibly want to drain a handful of people for a few pitiful years of life?

>>3300505
You will disappear from your places of residence. Questions will be raised, perhaps a manhunt given. Yet where you shall go, not even the most advanced searching technology will locate you.

>>3300515
Go anywhere, go right ahead. Visit your local post office, and spew out whatever you please. Say you'd like to join the Sector of Paranormal Investigations, and see how long you last before you're committed to one of the worst mental asylums in the country. Your life will be a living hell until you finally get a single guest, a doctor. He will give you a spinal tap of the utmost agony, and your memories of all of this will be erased. You will then spend the rest of eternity in that hellish place.

>>3300533
You will be taken to a place unlike any other. A place well beyond the reach of any entity, and it is there you shall learn from the greatest minds in the universe. There will be no other human contact beyond your fellow students and myself. Time will pass normally, and any length of time may pass during your stay. Yet in the end, you will become a *true* spellcaster.

>>3300538
It's a deal. Upon the night that the others are collected, you will find yourself in possession of a rifle quite unlike any other, as well as a series of pleasure homunculi and a few cases of cider.

Scumbag, you cannot evade the inevitable.

It doesn't matter what you send at us, we will adapt and we will keep coming.

You do not understand what you truly do. Magic is corruptive. You may think you control it but you do not.

This world is better off without it and we shall remove it by any means necessary.

>>3300613
Our wizardly benefactor is not asking for you to believe in him, he is simply asking you to believe. If you truly believe that your God is almighty, then you will learn to invoke your belief and become a true agent of His will.

I believe in the power of the self, and will be waiting for a knock.

>>3300628
If you can assure me that I will do greater good for mankind (and animalkind, too) by following you, rather than following my career as a doctor, I'm in.

>>3300637
but do the ends truly justify the means?

i'll join you.
but only because i want to figure out how to become stronger than you, and subsequently destroy you.
until then i'll be as loyal as any other, boss.

>>3300613
Me. You are amusing, Agent of Judas. Yet your faith remains powerful only because you believe in your god. The faith of your ancestors powers it, all monotheism powers. It. Without those believers, without those trillions of lives that believed in it, your god would be small. Tiny. A gnat that would be easily disposed of. Yet I have something that overpowers even your dog, something much older, and much more powerful.

The power of *man*.

>>3300637
Try as you might, dog of the government, you cannot lay a hand upon my students. Not while I still live to protect them.

>>3300662

Yes.

If there is indeed magic, then I shall follow you. I have long thought there is more to the world than what we can see.

>>3300664

You are a dead man walking.

>>3300637
Unless this thread vanishes within five minutes, I am officially calling bullshit.

I have had dreams of power for long years. Silver threads, green swords, black armour, scintillating orange and purple energies, always framed against a letter. a single letter with which I will find a name, and with that name power. Tell me that letter. Reach into my dreams and draw it out, and I will believe everything you say utterly. I will follow you till the day I die.

>>3300692
E

>>3300692
it looks kinda like a G and a Q mixed

You fool, you mad fool. You think your "powers" can stop what is coming? You stand on the shores of infinity and think to hold back the tide of an ocean you can barely comprehend. I've seen what's coming. There's no stopping it. The seals weaken and the walls crumble. Everything dies, except for Them that wait beyond. Man rules now where They ruled once; They shall soon rule where man rules now. After summer is winter, after winter summer. They wait patient and potent, for here shall They reign again.

You are truly blind.

IA YOG-SOTHOTH! IA NYARLATHOTEP! EVER THEIR PRAISES AND ABUNDANCE TO THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG!

>>3300654
I'm still waiting for assurance. I don't entirely believe you're completely good, if you're willing to let a huge city be attacked and put under quarantine.

sign me up!

>>3300703
>>3300707
The double post sort of ruins the dramatism.

And the fact this is on 4chan.

Fuck your shit, I'm leaving with the mummy.

>>3300265
THIS
>>3300611
AND THIS.

I'll be waiting.

>>3300692
I'm not OP. But I might as well post what immediately came into my mind upon reading that.
The letter 'N'. Probably incorrect.

>>3300628
Rock on then, my friend. I await you with much anticipation. Make sure the rifle is in a decent calibre, and the cider is of good quality. None of that plastic bottle nonsense.

I have seen everything from the 4e shitstorms to the banning of Jim Profit. I have watched it all,

...So you've been here 6 months. Congratulations, you worthless faggot, get the fuck out like the rest of the schoolage trolls.

Finally...finally! I thought I was alone in my search. For years now have I staved off the forces of the other side. Finally, I am no longer alone.

I will join you. Guide my hand, master.

>>3300716

I deleted the first one, so no-one would have noticed if it weren't for you.

Fuck you, I'm going to have my brain removed and taken off the shithole of a planet.

>>3300604

I'm the poster of the above, and I really would appreciate some feedback from the OP. Its not that I'd be disloyal, but that I'm desperate for SOMETHING to upset the humdrum business of life, and magic and supertech both fit the bill.

>>3300664
Your lies will not sway me, but even if what you said was true I would not be swayed, my faithfullness would not falter.

I would stand by him becuase he fed me when I was hungry and protected me when I was weak, he did all this out of grace.

I will stand by the person who knew me before I was even formed in the womb.
I will never follow you.

But do not think this means I stand against you, if what you say is true then petty arguments must be forgotten and alliegances made against that which can not bear to stand in the light. against the greatest of evils.

but I will always watch you, you who hides in darkness, no darkness will be great enough to hide you from light.

If my God truly gains his power from the belief of his followers ,then that is quite a power to contend with, we are equals. You hide behind claims of brilliance and majesty but you and I both know that if what you say is true then we are equal.

And at the moment, the risks are too great for us to stand against each other.

>>3300654
>>3300710
My apologies at the delay, I did not see your post. Now then, I shall inform you of what events occurred that day.

It had been unlike any other until the attack, the heavens darkening as the Skirr appeared. It was easily the size of a warship, its bandages as wide as a city street. The battle was long and fierce, the undead monster employing several different methods of attack from mind controlling the inhabitants to trying to absorb me in its wrappings. Eventually we slew it, however, before the entirety of the city. The SPI agents that joined during the middle of the fight did not quite know what to do now. It was a major city, and their orders hardly had anything about capturing me after I saved the city in front of millions of eyes.

In the end it was agreed that the quarantine be put in effect as the city was repaired. I'm currently taking a break to recompose myself after summoning some earth elementals to help clear the debris. I also have several other projects waiting to be designed, including employing controlled planar breaches for infinite water, waste disposal, and electricity.

Any news on the Cairo quarantine?

>>3300760
Alright, but I'm not a very big fan of Egyptian-styled things. Can my work be somewhere else?

yor nd is nigh sun oh Brahim; I ll com for ou, prrsonaly

An army full of fa/tg/uys? Hell yes I'm in.

Protip: Op should have used a name so we could tell which posts are his.

Sorry OP, if there's nothing on Cairo in the news I will not believe. I am sorry.

Consider me part of your Red Shirt Army, good sir.

>>3300707
Your Elder Gods are powerless to stop me. I have traveled to the Far Realms, I have battled with monsters thousands of minds unified into one. Cthulhu and his ilk bear no more horrors than the deprivations of man.

>>3300756
Your god has seen over you, yes. He has perhaps even spent a millisecond glimpsing upon your pitiful life. Yet he has not given you what you have now, he did not build the first clay huts, he did not harness fire, he did not bestow upon you the very thing you use to refute me! Man did that, with belief, with willpower, with drive and determination!

You are wise to step aside, but know your folly as you do so.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

this is the poster of
>>3300613
and
>>3300756

I will be using this name from now on. I have never used a tripcode before so hopefully I've understood everything and this will work

Forgive me master, But I must leave for now, and may miss further instructions. However, I shall await Al-Kali at midnight on the 11th.

>>3300769
I'm keeping my eye on the news for the next few hours, I'll post here if anything crops up.

hay guys, has Cairo been quarantined yet?

Well as long as i get to travel and move about im all in, i need the excitement, chaos being the spice of life that it is.

I AM COUNTING ON YOU!

Random question: How many people in this thread would shit so many brix if Cairo quarantine actually happened?

>>3300853

I wouldn't. Because it would be

JUST AS PLANNED

>>3300818
I extended a hand of co-operation, I never said I would step aside. If you will not work with me than so be it but I will not believe the lies of a madman with a God complex.

When what you have said has come to pass I will step out and do what must be done, with you or without you, I will see what is right and wrong for myself rather than following you.

Nothing will deter me from my God and nothing will deter me from doing what is right; with or without you.

poster of
>>3300747

here
>>3300853

I wouldn't be surprised, I have faith in the master.

>>3300541
I'll wait for news on Cairo. Even if that doesn't show up, I will wait for news from Al-Kali at my doorstep.
After that, no more chances. I won't be much hassle either. It'll just be another ounce of my hope destroyed.

>>3300853
It will, I'll bet.

So we're talking magic, the changing of our former selves into something more, something powerful, something dangerous. Something...righteous.

Who would be better suited for this then a fa/tg/uy? Desensitized to the horrors of the world, affiliation with games that regularly use demons and monsters. Granted it's make believe for all we know so is this.

But loyalty is something fa/tg/uys with a little time can produce in droves. Even in our games as we may have characters that strive for the destruction of good and humanity, put that fa/tg/uy in a position of power and tell him humanity depends on him, and I doubt you could find anyone who would hold their position with more respect and determination. It's a quality that we have, quality you'd be hard-pressed to find elseware.

Also: Op, why don't you give us a list of the "abilities" or "areas" in which you think we would specilize.

This is fun. I'd love for this to happen. We'll see if anything happens to Cairo, if it does Ops got a lot of followers, if not, well we had fun talking about it heh.

How's Op know Cairo is going quarentine again?

inb4 the coming of the Emperor

>>3300827
also, dear OP. why don't you use magic to bend 4chan, to have a tripcode?
or even better! do some technomancy that wouldn't be otherwise possible in a html environment like this? if you can do it, all will believe you're telling us the truth.

/tg/ creates a magic army and conquers the world. Fuck yeah I'm in.

Verdict:

Op is a gigantic faggot, and the sole reason why so many fa/tg/uys are still virgins.

>>3299918

It's clearly your own fault that it has come to this. You've been practically flaunting your abilities, galavanting around commiting attrocities in the name of research. You've sewn the seeds of your own end, I have long since learned that anything which brings you out the scope of normalcy is something to be hidden away and only brought to surface in the most dire of circumstances. But, that is more than enough about me.

I shall follow you, not as a subject, but as an observer. I wish to witness your fall from grace, or prehaps your rise from the pit you have fallen into. But, remember these words well, even if you wipe all the 'scum' from the earth all you will accomplish is creating the greatest scum of all; the real monster will be you.

>>3300885

Way to crush dreams bro.

I tell you this... Show me the truth, cast the doubt from my eyes, and I'll show you power the likes you have never seen!!

One main thing you should have done to gain truly willful, righteous and determined followers is to post this on /co/. /tg/ has quite a few people who would gladly take the power and abuse it.

Bah. I wish that OP is telling the truth. That there is some gigantic conflict between those forces which we perceive to be good and evil;, that there is magic in the world, that we can at least have the power to die for something that we know in our hearts to be right.

Because otherwise we are trapped in a world of grey, where we have no other alternative but to spend our time toiling away just so we can live another day of mediocrity.

>>3300692 here. I'm still waiting.

>>3300853
I'd be making chimneys for the whole town.

>>3300919
So do most guys here I think. Everyone is waiting for something to happen so we don't have to continue on as robots.

But it's already been a couple hours since OP posted. This has been fun, but it's back to the grind soon enough.

TRUTH. I'm looking for it.

>>3300870
This.

I am proud to be amongst you.

>>3300958

This, pretty much. It's a shame, but that's life.

>>3300958
Oh ye of little faith.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3299918/

Archived for when fa/tg/uys all over cast aside their dice and embrace destiny.

>>3300988
Don't get me wrong. I want to believe. But surely OP understands why we're a little...reluctant. Like I said in >>3300870

You'd be hard pressed to find a group of more dedicated guys. But all we need is that one little inkling of truth. That one tiny spark to set off the fire in all of us.

If it comes, he's got an army. If it doesn't? We had fun talking about this and pretending but we won't be surprised.

>>3300818

Fuck you OP. Really. You come along promising everything a fa/tg/uy could ever desire - magic, power, adventure - and give not a shred of proof. If only you could open the way and show us the truth, then I would follow you into the jaws of hell.

Until then, I'm siding with Nyarlathotep. Then I might just get eaten first.

Eh, I'm in, if I can go home every once in a while.
I've still got things I need to wrap up.

inb4 /tg/ wizard spam

>>3301019
>>3301018
Your words have truth in them

I still wait patiently.

looks like the OP has left us

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF TTG SECTOR, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A MEMBER OF PSION HAS BEEN BROADCASTING WITHIN THIS SECTOR, PROMISING TO GRANT ALL WHO FOLLOW HIM HORRIBLE, MIND-BENDING AND UNDOUBTEDLY TREASONOUS MUTATIONS. DO NOT BE ALARMED, TROUBLESHOOTERS ARMED WITH THE LATEST R&D TECHNOLOGY HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO DEAL WITH THIS THREAT.

DO NOT BE ALARMED.

>>3300923
>>3300692
You are awake. Thus I cannot scry upon dreams that are not happening.

>>3300870
All of them, any of them. I can tell where a fly shit without even thinking about it, but I cannot tell where a person will excel, where an army will strike next, when I will die. Yet the full capabilities you will grow into will be unique for each of you, the end of a very long and trying road. First you must master basic spells.

>>3300899
And then I will be the monster that tears out my fangs and cuts off my claws.

>>3300958
Ah, but I did not specify the number of hours, have I? I must admit, the SPI has been slow on their enactment of the quarantine, but it is not a matter to be done messily. It is a subtle machination, to shut all of the major highways leading in and out, to cut off all means of communication, to render a city an empty space on the map.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/01/02/egypt.cairo/index.html

OH SHI-

why the hell not, I'm I'm in, midnight on the 11th, see you then.

>>3301063
I, for one, am not alarmed.

>>3299918
I suppose I'm in. After all, life's main purpose is to grow stronger, in some way, and spread it to generations to follow.

If what you are saying is true, then we have everything to lose by not accepting your offer. There is a secret war going on right under our noses, and if we don't rise up to help end it, who knows what amount of damage it could cause.

I would be proud to be your student.

>>3301063
FUCK YOU FRIEND COMPUTER: YOU KNOW THE WAR HAS ENDED AND YOU ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY THOSE WITH ULTRAVIOLET CLEARANCE SO WHY CONTINUE THE PRETENSE?!

>>3301072
Goddamn you you got my hopes up

im in. and im bringing my knives...force of will may be nigh unstoppable, but the fey go down just as easy with a blade of steel...

Sign me up

Hmm... its not exactly a quarantine of Cairo, but things to do seem to be heating up between Israel and Egypt. Grasping at straws, and I suppose it was easily predictable, but still interesting.

Sign me up

I'm in. I eagerly await Al-Kali's arrival.

Also I hope you remember to call upon those who view this thread through the archive.

I'm in, fuck what is there to lose right? I'll get awesome powers and a kick ass costume, or I'll lose an hour of sleep.

pic (possibly) related

>>3301148
We can give it a night or so and see if there is anything tomorrow. Not a good chance, but what the hell right. Fun to dream heh

>>3300000
o hey thar Foundation.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

>>3300000
Nice 3.3M.

>>3301321
I don't get it

Alright, chums, let's do this. Count me in.

>>3300218
>You will receive no outside aid in those trials, and the peril will be immense. Should you survive...

This... troubles me. Again, it's a matter of belief vs blind faith. Were there a trial, I would want to wage my odds first, then decide.

Unless you are looking for cattle and slaves, not students and allies.

>>3301742
OP's long gone

Bump for hope.